Riskiest Jokes - VOL. 1 | Jimmy Carr
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- čas přidán 28. 05. 2020
- As the biggest face in British Comedy I've been known for telling a risky joke or two.
Here's the first part in a collection of the riskiest jokes...you be the judge.
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This man not only has the perfect dark jokes, but the perfect sociopath face to deliver them.
Yea, he looks a smidge like Moriarty on BBC's Sherlock.
Like a British Homelander
Best part was the audiance trying to tell if they should laugh or be offended
Sooo, the entire video then?
@wallaceneal if he's honest about fucking kids then I'd be scared if you weren't offended
America is the only country that gets offended with comedy.
@Still Sidda ok what makes it ridiculous?
@@gryphon8023 Seems like he didn't have the spine to respond. Typical kids.
It’s like a ted talk but rated R
Clean Crimson R? Maybe X
he's got the face and look for it
This TED Talk is rated Carr.
@@djsnowpdx Well done Sir
So it’s like a ted talk then
Seen him live and he's more dark when the cameras aren't on him 😂 would recommend going to watch him
He is fantastic to see live I'll never forget it
The second i turn 18 i am flying to uk to see him
That's going to be a bit difficult at the moment.
Emil Lybech why
@@aznee1516 What's Corona
"When I was a child I was scared of the dentist...
He was a pedophile"
The best short joke I've ever heard
i don't get it??
@@louisbaker999 When he was a kid he was scared of the dentist because the dentist was a pedophile, and paedophiles like kids
@@myapinion9022 And get those cavities filled!
@@myapinion9022 how does that help with undertsanding a joke, he is a social network rookie
help him grow
I like "I dont know much about midgets but i'll tell you what a do know... very little"
pretty sure its also a Jimmy Carr bit. he's great xD
There are no risky jokes, just risky audiences.
fax
YourFriendlyCloaker who even sends a fax any more?
@@robs715 fax machines
@@FriendlyCloaker fair play
SJW's
Jimmy once said, the best way to make jokes is to go with what you know.
He seems to know a lot about fucking kids then
@@mcpringlz6914 lmao
He is only *kidding*
@@mcpringlz6914 Yeah. It's not funny. Here's probably on Epstein's flight log if you know what I mean...
Yeah especially when they are all written for him
My favourite jimmy Carr risky moment is when he didn’t Pay his taxes
too soon..
Should've been a heckle for the credit crunch gag
Jimmy is a drop in the ocean compared to Amazon and companies like that 😬 but yeah let's focus on Jimmy 😂
@@ShiningTitan its relative to what the person or business earns though isnt it!
@@ShiningTitan I don't follow! Do you have shares in Amazon?
We need more people like Jimmy
I'd recommend only similar people. Multiple Jimmy's and they'd fight over his girlfriend.
We need more people like the camera man (maybe woman but doubt it )
Do you have the technology to clone people? We don't need more people like him, he needs more people like us or he would be out of a job. Ha! 😏
The Buttsmarn
We really don't
Cameraman definitly got his priorities right :'D
6:54 and 8:41 I assume?
revengefrommars drop 6:54 and we agree on something
You know that’s right! Lol.
@@revengefrommars you are forgetting 5:47
He is a man of culture
lesson: never take a first date to a jimmy carr show
I always take mine to the woods...
@@TheVanillatech hey Jimmy how are you
@@TheVanillatech lmfao
@@kai-kp7zi Seriously. That way I get as many extra "dates" as I want. Just have to remember to bring the shovel.
Or do, to realize if she's worth keeping. My gf loves Jimmy Carr too lol
that Make-A-Wish joke will forever get me😂😭
Yeah me too, I was involved with them years and years ago.
@@Scratchingforcash Why'd you stop? You know it's all different kids now, right?
@@kenlieck7756 I don’t know. I have other things I’m involved in.
Very dark humour. But very intelligently done - highlighting taboo subjects. He treats his audience with respect as smart, not dumb, people.
I'd love to hear more of Jimmy talking about the psychology behind laughter, jokes and things like that. I know he's done shows about it before, but it's still and endlessly fascinating subject.
Buy his book.
I own his book The Naked Jape, it's very good and talks about that sort of thing. As an aspiring comedian myself it's been very useful
Don't forget to give frankie abit of credit he's helped him get sicker lol
@@markoneill8188 Frankie Boyle you mean?
His dark comedy had a great effect on british humour.
So much funnier than most US blokes
@@musicwelikemang yes boss frankie sat with him and helped him and I suppose vi's versa.. And tbh American comics would never get away with what these boys comment on.
I met Jimmy while he was doing a show in town. Very humble and gracious. This guy is the master of destroying hecklers
I heard from his GF he has a lot to be humble about.
The woman who said I like football is a genius.
5:48 gotta give cameraman credit for finding pretty and chesty woman in crowd.
chesty is now renamed covidey...sorry i am going to have to report you...
@@veloc123 wtf dude lmfao
8:40
whenever i feel down i'll always remember the lady who cheered at 7:53
I was snorting like a pig. Especially on the fillings joke 😂
Some of the best laughs there are 😂😂😂
Comedy has no boundaries. I love this 😂😂😂
i mean its got more boundaries than your mother. she just lets anyone "slip in"
it clearly has boundaries, but he didn't cross them.
if I massacred some people for the sake of a joke, and it was a funny joke actually, that's still a line that shouldn't be crossed.
YES!!!
We’ve all got to start a new campaign going to get “Struggle Snuggle” as the new catchphrase out there😂😂😂😂
Struggle snuggle - when kiss chase goes too far!
5:21 that guy looks like he's thinking "I can relate"
😂😂
The struggle snuggle 😂 bloody adorable
This guy is brilliant! On and on, non-stop...and me, 72 and damn near weeing myself.
U ded yet?
@@rehany3401 🤣
@@samuelcowdrey2806 ig he is 😂😂
0:30 His reaction to them is priceless.
Humor is like *people*
Most people don't like the dark ones
Bruv I'm black and this actually good as
I like the dark ones
Dark humor is like food
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Not everyone gets it
Plot twist: he was just telling the truth
Jimmy saville all over again
@Terncote so did saville lol
Chris D'elia? 🤔
There are moments when I wonder if he is like Dexter 🤣😅🤣
What a funny, talented, kind and generous guy Jimmy Carr is +1 Keep them coming Jimmy!
You make this quarantine so much easier
Complying to government tyranny is a choice.
jimmy jokes got me banned from an online chat..is that a surprise? lmao
Struggle snuggle! Good lord.
A love fight.
Who could be mad at struggle snugglist.
@@MrTruehoustonian h
@@asmitak9232 hehe
Dark humour jokes are like spicy food, They are not for the faint of heart.
Dark humour is like regular food, not everyone gets it.
How many fillings lmaooooooo
If this guy was American, he would have been cancelled. He's the first proper stand-up comedian I've seen in my life. He's up there with Dangerfield and Youngman. Great British schtick!
HAHAHAHAHA absolute gold thanks for the pick me up.
We need more sets from you, out of all the edgy comics, you are the best, you can do a range of funny and I don't think anything should be out of reach as far as a joke goes.
Keep up the great work
I would invite you to a romantic restraunt,
If it wasnt for the fact the only place they'd serve you is an abortion clinic!
(My best attempt at a Jimmy Carr styled roast, forgive me if it's not spot on xD )
Jimmy is absolutely hilarious I think he has an awesome sense of humour
A struggle snuggle☠️☠️😂
A couples of people in the comments have mentioned Jimmy’s taxes but to his credit, he is the only person in Britain who has actually apologised. When people found out about David Cameron, Jacob Rees Mogg and others having their money in offshore accounts and running/using companies based in tax havens such as panama, they didn’t apologise.
Yeah saying sorry makes it all better lol... Btw I'm not fussed either way
He didn't do anything against the law and if my accountant said do this and save money I'd do it. Different for Politicians though, they should close the loopholes not exploit them.
@@Blaine_St_Cloud plus he paid it all back.. thats also a first
That's because they done nothing wrong, tax avoidance is not a crime.
The whole point of an accountant is to sort your finances. Surely you just go with what they advise or what’s the point of them? I’m sure there’s people who do way worse. Gotta keep as much of your money as you can, I say.
Masterfull comedic control. Truly great jokes. Thanks for the video, Mr.Carr.
Greetings from Sweden! I'm so happy there's so much of your material on youtube, I think you're the funniest man alive and posssibly to ever exist. Hope I get to see you live sometime!
camera-man seems to know his stuff quite well..
What do you mean his stuff 😂
NickEvershedMusic 5:48
@@nickevershedmusic8927 taste, priorities and whatnot...
Ricky yuksel haha right! ;)
if you've got to stare at the audience at least make it worth your while ;-)
That was just to test where the Guardian readers were!
Jimmy's a smart cookie. He's a helluva gameshow host, too.❤️🤗🇨🇦
This makes me happy, that there still is possible to just go bonkers without people acting shocked and walking out.
0:47 that aged well💀💀💀
Keep the good stuff coming, Jimmy!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Is it just me or does Jimmy carr look like slappy the doll from goosebumps 🤔
love some of the audience shots, always " big ones " !!
8:40 😋🤤
Jimmy is the best comic ever! I wish he was coming to Pittsburgh, I would love to see him live.
Tim Vine
George Carlin is the best comic ever but Jimmy comes in a decent second
I've sorted out the credit crunch... if someone had shouted out 'paying your taxes' 😂😂
Jokes aside, he’s willing to go wait for everyone in the house to come meet him if they would like to. That’s badass.
Jokes about sensitive topics are the funniest. No question
Savage!! Love it!
Jimmy’s orders for the camera man shooting audience reactions was just “Get some big smiles”
Must’ve misunderstood who was supposed to be smiling
Seeing him tonight in St. John’s Newfoundland! Super hyped!
Sitting in front of my computer and my ribs are aching! Just what we need these days. Jimmy is legend.
🤣🤣
Jimmy never disappoints!!
Just laughed my arse off alone on a tram, needed that, been feeling really low
Laughed so hard 😂
Absolutely fantastic.
To those that think Will Smith had the right to hit Chris Brown after his joke… then I suppose Jimmy Carr deserves to get hit for all of these 😂
He hit Chris brown too. I thought it was kid rock.
(btw it was Chris rock)
This will be in the archives about 50 years from now. Titled 'Risky Speech'
Does he actually wait for everyone after EVERY gig?
Have heard this from a couple of audiencee's in the comments but not been myself, unfortunately! In actual fact I remember seeing him meeting people after a gig on the extras of a DVD of his. What I do know is Jimmy's at the highest echelons of comedy and if he needs an early night/child prostitute, he's entitled to it/her/him/them.
There's a video on this channel showing him meeting the audience.
explain to me what a pram is, but do it poorly.
@@tigger4011 I had to google it after pushchair XD I knew it was either a wheelchair or a stroller. Now I'm even more curious though, like he maybe has a kid now? Is that the implied possibility here?
@@tigger4011 praps he's a nanny on the side...
I just love this guy's humour, it's the best I've heard in ages...😅
Charming, as always!
O man. I have to see this show live.
Thank you,Jimmy.
Favourite comedian by a long shot..
thanks, it was a tense day. thanks man.
Best comedian
Best Brit comic for sure
Say what u want about the make a wish foundation is that:
*they know how to work to a deadline*
This is gold
Omg his laugh kills me oh my God.
My God, you step over the line so much. Please don't stop!!!! The world needs you.
I like how the audience is ashamed of laughing sometimes, guilty pleasure
8:41 Camera man was like, yooo look at those sisters
These are some of his best.
You continue to slay me Mr. Carr! Top notch performance sir!
This is *exactly* where comedy needs to be. Something needs to be safe from _cancelation_
I actually disagree. I love comedy but this is distasteful to me
😂😂we love ya' Jimmy
Hahaha
hahaha
ew. a woman
Indeed
Muahahahaha
Shes offended
Top cameraman.
This guy is hilarious. I can't stop laughing
The funniest from Australia . Great Stuff Mate
Thank you, Jimmy. I needed the laughs.
"I like football". Classic
We definitely don't choose to laugh at his edgy jookes.... it's a reflex
"edgy jokes." = "edgy inventive jokes." ? ;)
Speak for yourself! Fucking hilarious!
No... I laugh because I find it funny. I will laugh at it until it comedy becomes safe... and that will be a very, very sad day.
And a lack of discernment.
Jimmy is the king!
This guy’s jokes are darker than the people who work on my farm.
My favorite comedian
😂😂😂10 mins of classic carr
A “struggle snuggle” is a clever term, and it is like a kid-friendly version. His note on “kidding” too. Mr. Carr is pretty good with that.
The irony of hitting the world trade centre joke as it hit 9:11pm
0:46 earned my respect!
Stfu
@@lilkandy7042 hits a little too close to home now huh?
@@dpatra7081 huh
Bloody marvelous!
Brilliant. I like word plays. :)
Jimmy on top form comedy should have no rules funny is funny, still think he looks like rudolph hess though.
i disagree, I think child abuse should be off limits.
He looks more like Richard Nixon.
@@scarred10 Ye but if someone jokes about it if anything it gets more recognition from people who can't take it
I like how he actually tell jokes. A lot of other comedian just tell you what has happened to them that happened to be funny
I mean fully depends how the joke is told. There are comedians who make ordinary shopping trips funny