45 Minutes of Jimmy Carr Roasting Women [UNCUT] | Jimmy Carr
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There's a difference between comedians who deliver well-rehearsed jokes versus a guy like this who is so sharp and quick mentally that he can make jokes up on the fly. He's brilliant, a bona fide genius. I'd hate to piss this guy off and have him destroy me verbally.
Do you seriously think he made up the stuff at the start on the fly? He prepared that years ago and decided to use it here.
@@BarriosGroupie don't ruin it for him, he thinks it's real
Yes I love his humor. Off the wall and in the moment to the level of an 8th grader. Some high brow, deep comedy 😂
His adhd brain working FOR him instead of against! Genius. (Not knowing if he is diagnosed. Just observing)
@@jeremyaljoe6564😂 wake up! You’re so close.
ADHD 😂😂😂
How he manages to be crude and sound polite is a very British thing.
He actually is a really nice person, apparently a lot of truly nice people can instantly think the worst, he can turn that into comedy tho
Well a posh British thing anyway, some UK accents can make even the polite sound crude. 🤪
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@@jirokoshibailey2052😊
He's actually Irish but no idea why he has that accent
"its quite possible you whispered that and it picked up an echo"
what a savage.
It's even more so when you see the other portion as this is a callback. It's here on CZcams.
Can you explain this joke please?
@@poojashedge266 he is saying her vagine is so cavernous/loose that it picked up her voice and echoed it making her "whisper" sound louder than it was.
@@poojashedge266large cavity.
@@McVaio It needs to be drilled and filled
I do improv comedy and this guy's crowd work simultaneously inspires and terrifies me.
Inspires, because he makes sharp-tongued wit a bloody art form.
Terrifies, because some day I am going to take a run at an audience member who has his wit and repertoire of savage quips and I am going to be murdered in front of a crowd.
You always have the mic
Supposedly it happened to him in his earlier years, all about experience it seems
As Jimmy carr says though about Heckling ' It's ok for the audience to win sometimes, it's all part of the fun' Comedians get destroyed on occasion . Krikes they deserve it LOL
Frankie Boyle ghost writes for him
Bro, Edo Tensei.
"I'll tell you what's embarrassing"
It's always hilarious to me when people go through that uncomfortable phase of fake smiling because they don't know where the joke's going. xD
Always plain answers from audience, "who's your fantasy?" Jessica Elba? I'd of tried Jessica Rabbit from who framed roger rabbit
Yeah absolutely
Truuee loll
Jimmy, you are probably the only comedian left that can speak the way you do. Thank you for making me laugh all these years. You're a good man.
Not really, anyone that is funny can actually do it, they just have to not care about being 'cancelled' as cancel culture as they fully seem to leave alone anyone that genuinely doesn't care if they're offended.
Except 'he's' actually a she.
Before you call me crazy, simple forensic anthropology proves that I'm right.
The gait in particular, the way a person walks, the different genders ascend and descend stairs differently, males knees are together, the legs straight, whilst females knees are apart, the femur rotates around the female pelvis.
There are other markers, but this is the most obvious.
In da (left) club
@@Bucketbrain82 I'm in no one's club 😁 but my own!
@@Bucketbrain8200…
The face she made when Jimmy said "That term is called 'Grooming' now".... 😨😨😱😱
She didn't expect it and clearly thought Jimmy is onto something there! 🤨🤨
There is no way I'd sit anywhere even remotely visible at a Jimmy Carr show, it's a kitchen down there and I can't take the heat.
The “Blumkey” part is probably the best I’ve seen as far as audience reaction and just how funny everything about that bit is
blumpkin*
Jimmy's quick witt and come backs are just efin incredible.
Jimmy is an absolute comic genius.
The emotional damage this man unleashes is truly epic😂❤
Someone in the audience: murmurs
Jimmy: BONESAW IS READYYYY I GOTCHA FER THREE MINUTES
😂😂😂😂
"Is that you're girlfriend? I'm not gonna swap to it" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thanks Jimmy this uncut version is quite refreshing!
This guy is absolutely brilliant
Jimmy is awesome. Love how quick he is
I couldn't stop laughing, pure GOLD
Fury jam still gets me laughing hard no matter how many times I hear it lol
Insulted but not hurt.very talented.
Jimmy is like the real life Quagmire, giggitty giggitty.
Spot on!!
Based off the chin-line alone.
Jimmy’s the best comedian, never fails to make me laugh.
I'm the 100th 'yes-I-agree-with-you'. : )
Love how his face keeps going from chubby to slim and back again throughout the video.
Wow I've never seen anything so scary but yet rewarding as dis. Ty for not giving up. Congratulations
I'm amazed at how lightning fast Jimmys replies are. It's like a super power.
"I love swearing" Best opening quote ever
His laugh is so contagious.
A legend. nuff said.
Simply the best! AWESOME 😂😂😂😂
Love his little laugh🤣🤣🤣
I like that you said "good luck" at the end of this video.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Watched the whole thing, thanks man!
She had no idea he was an 'expert' in cheerleading 😂
He was exhausted from "studying" it!
So interesting! Thank you for this great video!
Comedy is alive and well in the commonwealth. 🇨🇦
I love how a British accent makes you sound distinguished while speaking of queefs.
Jimmy's laugh is just so whimsical.
hueee huueee he heeuuuuu
It's so fake
@@JGGuitarCoversit’s not
So Roger Federer is doing stand up now....
Roger Federer with a down syndrome
You should see the backhand.
Absolutely brilliant.
I have been a fan of yours for nearly 20 years. Thank you for putting your humor deep inside me. That’s what you called “him,” right?
Kid named Humour
thats so gay🤣🤣
Did he put anything else deep inside of you?
If Jimmy Carr ever starts with me, I'd just keep quiet... don't give him any fuel 😂, he always turns nothing into _something._
I’d feed his fire. He could get the whole gig to laugh.
And that would be worth the humiliation.
I love this guy..genius humor
FANTASTIC!!!!!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a while!
Love it! Brilliant!
Enjoyed it, thank you.
Amazing crowd work!
Quick witted comedy...loved it....not to mention. Cutting down the pretentious girls
Simply brilliant compilation.
Seen him live the man’s a genius 😂😂😂😂
Soooo funny...
And is extremely MORAL...
I love this man 👊
Don't heckle pro comedians. They're way too quick on their feet and will put in your place really fast!
This has helped me to paint 2day, I'm amateur and am quite ill, I. Most of the tips are
Very good, thanks for tips keep them coming
I've had a blumpkin.They are great!
You're the best Jimmy!
I've met Jimmy before and he's a really sweet guy. He's really good at his stage persona.
Jimmy you're the best
Genius! Laughed so hard.
humans wake up, lives in reality with entertainment...added lies to pull out the flavour just like sacred texts but inside out...natural...he is a best human being ❤
This man is hysterical!!!
even his audience is funny
"at what point of the relationship did he ask for that?"
"the end"
Jimmy droppin' bombs!
So great delivery I cry from laughing even though I know the joke that’s coming!
That was freaking hilarious 😂
Hi Jimmy ..watched your video ..and all the adverts too😂
Absolutely amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great as ever
Haven't laughed this hard in ages
In the era of cancel culture this man is always refreshing 😂
It almost seems like (in Europe) "cancel culture" is mostly right wing, loaded fighting term. Who would have thought...
Cancel culture isn’t a real thing lol.
he's immune to cancel culture lol
"If you build it they will come".
Him and Ricky G, will always have a vast audience..
And the amount of things he said not only are they hilarious but weirdly if it was said by anyone else the snowflakes would’ve cancelled him
just the first 3 seconds and I'm already laughing. Stopping the show just hoping for someone to heckle 🤣
Best British comedian
Laughable statement my friend!
we get it, you dont understand him. @@user-ed4ux8vx9v
That would be Gordon Ramsay
😂😂😂😂😂
Hilarious as usual.
Love the freestyle
my god he is comedy gold... keep this man!
That audience has a really good sense of humor.
He is so entertaining ☺️
I saw him in Bath a couple of weeks ago. He was hilarious 😅😅
What were you doing in his bathroom? O.o
@@Cyb3rM1nd 😂😂😂😂😂
@@Cyb3rM1nd your autism makes you soo beautiful.
i get why the people love Jimi.
the brutality of honesty makes me giggle.
@@Good-Intentions Not autistic, as far as I know, but thanks, I think?
@@Cyb3rM1nd. good Groucho callback mate!
He is absolutely brilliant
This guy would be a perfect Glen Quagmire if theres ever Family Guy real movie
Saw him in Darwin in may... brilliant...
That was great, any more in the film storage jimmy?
That was brilliant Tan ! I wish you a very Happy Christmas. 🎉🥰
Fantastic!
Brilliant Jimmy...
*"Noddy!!"* 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻♀️
You are hilarios,would love to see you live.Come to Toronto Canada.😂
I watched the short vids of dan bilzerian with tons of girls,jets, blabla etc. BUT after this clip I have to admit... YOU reachd top of the world ! Just standing there "speaking "normally" / "the truth" and "making money of it somehow" as you said.... haha man thx!!! Thats 'comedy' :) (I also do this my whole life already - but I'm not famous, so when I talk like that everybody gets offendd :P
14:10 at least jimmy actually apologised ware as most comedians wouldn't so i give him props for that! 👍🏻
the laugh at the end!!
love this guy sooooo funny
British comedians, starting with the late Dave Allen, have improved my English more than all my teachers combined, and I had great teachers 😅
Dave Allen was irish, though
@@Bamboule05 Yes, but as far as I can remember, he didn't speak Gaelic 😉
@@Bamboule05 I get it now, I wrote "British comedians ".
😉
At least he thanks us for watching. That should catch on more. He knows we can watch anything and chose to watch this. Classy guy.
You are a piece of ...... but I can't get enough of you Jimmy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man that was good
This is real comedy! Thank you for your raw talent!
Wow! Funny stuff and I love the way the crowds are receptive to being entertained by his interactions with audience members. Might be a harder sell here in America at this point in our collapse.
he went to america and they got offended at everything
always called it , he's a genious
No he's not, he is just a very sarcastic man
Takes a smart man to be successfully sarcastic. @@user-ed4ux8vx9v
Jimmy Carr is amazing!
Excellent video. Quick mind. Great comedy. 🇦🇺 😊
This was a really good compilation =) Thanks for the years of laughs, Jimmy =) Not that you read these lol
Many more years of laughs to come!
@@jimmycarrOMG he did read it 😂
Right back at you
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@@wintermansion You're a bot replying.
Where’s the part where he says to the “No!” Woman about throwing a sausage down an alley?
It's not in this clip, but I've seen it on CZcams. And yes it's the callback for ""its quite possible you whispered that and it picked up an echo".
She will certainly think before heckling again, proper roasting there, love him or hate him he knows how to roast a heckler
Anyone who's paid good money to see a Jimmy Carr show knows exactly what they're getting themselves into surely? He's like the end boss of heckling.
I didn't heckle him, but he said I had a face like thunder 😂