Gary Delaney’s BEST One Liners | Stand-Up Spotlight Compilation | Jokes On Us

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  • A pun-packed compilation from the one-liner extraordinaire that is Gary Delaney 🎪 from almost every single of his appearances of Mock The Week.
    Gary loves each and every gag and you can’t help but be carried away by his infectious charm. He’s like a cheeky schoolboy who can barely hide his glee with each and every punch line.
    Gary’s the only comic ever to have got two gags in the same top 10 for Dave’s TV Funniest Jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe. He is currently touring, his last tour was extended four times and took in over 200 venues, he’s the premier gag smith of his generation and, through X (formally known as Twitter - which is what it should have always stayed as) he’s become one of the most followed and quoted comedians in the country.
    PUNDAMENTALIST: Gary Delaney's NEW JOKE BOOK, is now available in paperback - tinyurl.com/2s4zx9r6
    00:00 - Relationships (Series 11, Episode 3)
    01:28 - Family (Series 11, Episode 9)
    03:14 - Celebrity (Series 11, Episode 11)
    04:50 - Relationships (Series 12, Episode 2)
    06:43 - Education (Series 12, Episode 3)
    08:14 - Childhood (Series 12, Episode 8)
    10:14 - Relationships (Series 12, Episode 10)
    11:45 - Shopping (Series 13, Episode 2)
    13:17 - Health (Series 13, Episode 5)
    14:53 - Transport (Series 13, Episode 7)
    16:27 - Nationalities (Series 13, Episode 8)
    17:55 - Childhood (Series 14, Episode 3)
    19:26 - Health (Series 14, Episode 9)
    21:12 - Work (Series 15, Episode 1)
    22:57 - Technology (Series 15, Episode 2)
    24:20 - Relationships (Series 15, Episode 9)
    25:57 - Health (Series 16, Episode 3)
    27:59 - Animals (Series 16, Episode 9)
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Komentáře • 127

  • @ianchung5395
    @ianchung5395 Před 2 měsíci +38

    The true testament is when the other comedians piss themselves laughing

  • @daevanpatel4207
    @daevanpatel4207 Před 2 měsíci +19

    Gary is as funny as he feels he is a legend. Iconic. Thank you Mr Delaney

    • @HutcH68
      @HutcH68 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Commas please 😂 I definitely misread this the first time. Cheers!

  • @Bipolarcloud
    @Bipolarcloud Před 2 měsíci +12

    This guy is brilliant.

  • @LEWISJAXON1
    @LEWISJAXON1 Před měsícem +2

    You can see the respect from his fellow comedians ❤

  • @Fatwreckman
    @Fatwreckman Před 2 měsíci +23

    Nobody makes it look as effortless as Gary.
    The only person who broke everybody on the show this regularly was Frankie.

  • @highdownmartin
    @highdownmartin Před 2 měsíci +18

    I’ve got the memory of an elephant.
    I remember one time going to the zoo, and I saw an elephant
    Top joke

  • @rjb6327
    @rjb6327 Před 2 měsíci +13

    "Dad it's all Ls. Yea its Welsh" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nelsonduffy9520
    @nelsonduffy9520 Před 2 měsíci +6

    That’s a comedic genius at work here

  • @anngant6034
    @anngant6034 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Very funny. Love it.

  • @hawkpaul8735
    @hawkpaul8735 Před měsícem +2

    Always has me laughing my head off. One of my favourite comedians.

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 Před 2 měsíci +6

    He's funny. I had never seen him before.

  • @Do_Not_Comply_V
    @Do_Not_Comply_V Před měsícem

    Best one liners EVER! THE GUY'S A LEGEND 😂😂😂😂

  • @derekwarren6171
    @derekwarren6171 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Brilliant comedy.

  • @michaelharrison3602
    @michaelharrison3602 Před měsícem +3

    Knock knock who's there?grandad 😂

  • @matthewsykes4814
    @matthewsykes4814 Před měsícem

    Making one liners is an art, having enough to destroy panel jokers and an audience is amazing. Gary is brilliant.

  • @raxtafari7750
    @raxtafari7750 Před měsícem

    Saw Gary Live ...amazingly hilarious. Love him ❤

  • @joeblogs5012
    @joeblogs5012 Před měsícem

    I can't breath. This is too much. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AJPflooringuk
    @AJPflooringuk Před 2 měsíci +7

    I've had to pause this for laughing with tears,this guy is amazing,I defy anyone to watch this and not laugh 😂

    • @alicemilne1444
      @alicemilne1444 Před 2 dny

      I find him horribly boring. Tired old jokes and dreadful delivery.

    • @AJPflooringuk
      @AJPflooringuk Před 2 dny

      @@alicemilne1444 we can't all be the same I guess

  • @jimtheyid
    @jimtheyid Před 2 měsíci +4

    Class,funny funny guy

  • @Bipolarcloud
    @Bipolarcloud Před 2 měsíci +3

    Gary is savage.

  • @AlanRoberts-xy4wu
    @AlanRoberts-xy4wu Před měsícem

    This guy is Excellent 👍

  • @chrismulawyshyn8733
    @chrismulawyshyn8733 Před měsícem

    Hes so good

  • @staninjapan07
    @staninjapan07 Před 2 měsíci +4

    I must have seen this compilation three times now.
    And still I must have annoyed the people next door with my laughter and screaming, and the walls are concrete.
    I was trying to exercise on a treadmill, but I had to keep putting my feet over the edges to stop myself falling down.
    Gary is surely one of the funniest people I have ever seen.

    • @playlistadfaeverqgqe
      @playlistadfaeverqgqe Před měsícem

      screaming?

    • @staninjapan07
      @staninjapan07 Před měsícem

      @@playlistadfaeverqgqe Screaming with laughter. Perhaps you are not familiar with that phrase.

  • @vickisquires4257
    @vickisquires4257 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Amazing ❤😂

  • @hesmanification
    @hesmanification Před měsícem

    Saw live at Helmsley arts centre. Was brilliant🎉

  • @chriswinrow1483
    @chriswinrow1483 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Funny Funny man 😅

  • @ardy19681
    @ardy19681 Před měsícem +1

    Very funny

  • @catweasle5737
    @catweasle5737 Před měsícem

    Garry and Stewart Francis would have to be the two best one line comics.

  • @therepublicofcynica
    @therepublicofcynica Před měsícem

    The man's a genius.

  • @spenny690
    @spenny690 Před měsícem +2

    A friend of mine who sold musical instruments for a living passed away recently. Unfortunately, his shop had a power cut, so he experienced multiple organ failure

  • @Layla-mt9pc
    @Layla-mt9pc Před měsícem +4

    Joking aside 😂class😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelharrison3602
    @michaelharrison3602 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Big stew😢with dumplings know her well 😂🤣

    • @paulkennedy8701
      @paulkennedy8701 Před 2 měsíci

      "Beef stew with Dumplings" worked better.

    • @yaboyj2191
      @yaboyj2191 Před 2 měsíci

      Yeah dumplings is the woman's name not big stew.

    • @jonnywyatt5522
      @jonnywyatt5522 Před měsícem

      ​@@paulkennedy8701 😂😂

  • @shiriajin
    @shiriajin Před 2 měsíci +4

    It feels that he’s coming up with these jokes on the spot.

    • @tajabbott9824
      @tajabbott9824 Před 2 měsíci +4

      They're not off the cuff but he's scrolling through his bank of one liners for any he can make relevant

    • @andysedgley
      @andysedgley Před měsícem +1

      ​@@tajabbott9824Which takes skill - especially to make them seem off the cuff.

  • @lordcharfield4529
    @lordcharfield4529 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Gary is a genius- no it’s not just a cliché. Best thing is seeing his sanctimonious peers not laughing at hilarious and skilfully crafted, rapid fire jokes!

    • @muddy6884
      @muddy6884 Před 2 měsíci

      the jokes are mediocre at best

    • @Spitfyre1011
      @Spitfyre1011 Před měsícem +4

      Sanctimonious? You're reading a lot into this situation that isn't there

    • @michaelharrison3602
      @michaelharrison3602 Před měsícem +1

      Somebody told me that swearing was the sign of having a limited vocabulary. I told him to fuck off😂

    • @hawkpaul8735
      @hawkpaul8735 Před měsícem

      I see a lot of laughing from the others, especially Miles and Nish.

    • @clemobenoit5813
      @clemobenoit5813 Před měsícem

      @@muddy6884 Not woke enough for you ?

  • @irishmade8136
    @irishmade8136 Před měsícem

    GARY is great, but nobody will replace Frankie the living legend 👍👍👍

    • @jgt_
      @jgt_ Před 21 dnem +1

      Frankie sucks.

  • @steveb1972
    @steveb1972 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Sarah Millican’s hubby

  • @tombartram7384
    @tombartram7384 Před měsícem +1

    I was allergic to eggs but im ova it now.

  • @andrewnorth170
    @andrewnorth170 Před 2 měsíci +2

    The old ones are the best!

  • @CiderHead
    @CiderHead Před 2 měsíci +1

    Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha this man is bloody amazing 😂😂😂

  • @lq5028
    @lq5028 Před 12 dny

    😂 one morning I was riding a bicycle with a little 49cc engine, leather jacket , skid cap ... passed a cop on a hill , he passed me and was waiting at the top of the hill for me .. I almost turned around, but I've seen a slow speed chase sooo ...
    He gave me a $116 fine ,he was a courtney cop, ( illegal there ) doing a days duty in Campbell river ( engine legal there). I was about to take a shot of my rescue remedy, he said " that better not have alcohol in it", I looked, 29% yup.
    It was a test drive, just built forca freind, 730 am, freinds going to work waved and laughed... I had to walk the bike home, as he also pinned me as driving suspended .. right !
    He told me that if he saw me on a riding lawnmower, he would take me to jail.
    Bet ya didn't know you had a bad ass as a friend .. tru story ... guess I should check see if than fine,still exists after 12 years ... he spelt my name wrong, so it would get thrown out anyway , but I was in logging camp say of court ... I'd rather make $200 a day, than loose $160 , in court lmao

  • @jonnywyatt5522
    @jonnywyatt5522 Před měsícem

    Has Chris Addison learnt how to clap yet

  • @robthemod58
    @robthemod58 Před měsícem

    Bedworth, Gary.

  • @47thdarkdimension
    @47thdarkdimension Před 2 měsíci +3

    Great video however too many ads. Give us a break!

    • @simoncrewe5625
      @simoncrewe5625 Před měsícem

      Pay premium like me, its just youtube.

    • @makqua2001
      @makqua2001 Před měsícem

      Use an AD Blocker, haven't seen an ad on youtube ever - Adblock Plus - free ad blocker

    • @71timmay71
      @71timmay71 Před měsícem

      @@simoncrewe5625🤣🤦🏻‍♂️ ✈️

    • @clemobenoit5813
      @clemobenoit5813 Před měsícem

      @@simoncrewe5625 Or get an adblocker...

  • @Antheratrix
    @Antheratrix Před 2 měsíci +2

    Love these although 21:43 is the only joke i haven't been able to get

    • @craftsmanwoodturner
      @craftsmanwoodturner Před 2 měsíci +5

      Anyone who is flexible enough to enter themselves really ought to win a contortionist contest.

    • @garwyn
      @garwyn Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@craftsmanwoodturnerahh of course! Haha thanks. For some reason that one just didnt process

  • @luqeprisecaru8507
    @luqeprisecaru8507 Před měsícem

    3:55 the "H" is not pronounced in french actually , still sounds lika that

  • @michaelharrison3602
    @michaelharrison3602 Před měsícem +1

    Thesare the sort of jokes you hear all the time in pubs

    • @SoybooCow
      @SoybooCow Před měsícem

      Where dyu go drinking? In my local, I can't understand half the jokes. They're all spoken in Polish, or Turkish, or Russian, or Albanian, or Arabic, or Pashto...🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-xg4td3gg7e
    @user-xg4td3gg7e Před 7 dny +1

    I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

  • @johngallagher4280
    @johngallagher4280 Před 2 měsíci +2

    He lost weight

  • @68Boca
    @68Boca Před 2 měsíci +3

    Too funny!
    But I'm guessing nowadays Gary doesn't have a career anymore?

    • @karljenkinson3143
      @karljenkinson3143 Před měsícem

      Exactly, just like Jimmy Carr...... oops.... 🙄

    • @arroncooper6077
      @arroncooper6077 Před měsícem

      Still touring

    • @jonsirulesx9929
      @jonsirulesx9929 Před 23 dny

      I think you will find his absence from TV recently was due to doing a massive tour with his show "Gary in Punderland". I have seen it written that it was almost 380 nights which is impressive by any standards.

  • @theunknown8595
    @theunknown8595 Před 2 měsíci +2

    5:33, MUM, you mean. You are English, are you not?

    • @yaboyj2191
      @yaboyj2191 Před 2 měsíci +2

      That's what he said. You need to clean ur ears out

  • @BLTwithMayo1
    @BLTwithMayo1 Před měsícem +1

    To make other comedians laugh....

  • @stephenreeds3632
    @stephenreeds3632 Před měsícem

    It wouid kill Hugh Dennis to laugh wouldn't it?

    • @oxcart4172
      @oxcart4172 Před měsícem

      Maybe he's just trying to think about jokes?

    • @Timmsy864
      @Timmsy864 Před měsícem

      Had more laughs having a shit

    • @jgt_
      @jgt_ Před 21 dnem

      Hugh Dennis has a great sense of humour, hence him being a successful comedian. He’s just agelastic, like Jack Dee.

  • @rcflightseeker3488
    @rcflightseeker3488 Před měsícem +2

    The British have rather dry humor

    • @andysedgley
      @andysedgley Před měsícem +2

      I think you'll find it's spelled "humour".

  • @abcdefg5185
    @abcdefg5185 Před 2 měsíci

    these are old......... wheres new ones ???

    • @yaboyj2191
      @yaboyj2191 Před 2 měsíci +2

      These are clips from numerous shows performed over many years to make a compilation of one liners. You pressed play on this video so that's what u get. Gary delaney didn't upload this on his channel.

  • @gabriele7682
    @gabriele7682 Před 2 měsíci

    I heard a lot off Jimmy Carr jokes

  • @stewartfoster6581
    @stewartfoster6581 Před měsícem

    Meh....

  • @SimonLiddo
    @SimonLiddo Před 15 hodinami

    Well at least he thinks he’s hilarious

  • @mikefule330
    @mikefule330 Před 2 měsíci +3

    When did he last write some new material?

    • @generussell6145
      @generussell6145 Před 2 měsíci +7

      How's your channel doing? Share a link? That's what I thought

    • @davilathegreat
      @davilathegreat Před 2 měsíci

      He goes on tour in 2025, so just recently. I'm sure you're going to buy a ticket so you're not just a bitch talking shit online. That would be a pretty spineless, lowlife piece of shit move.

    • @stykytte
      @stykytte Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@generussell6145 What you want him to do, upload a bunch of stolen content from 20+ years ago? Most of Delaneys "best" one liners are other peoples material.

    • @nguyendailam6703
      @nguyendailam6703 Před 2 měsíci

      @@generussell6145 So, to clarify, you are saying that all celebrities are above criticism because they have more social media followers than the average man? You haven't really thought this through have you?

    • @Turzik
      @Turzik Před 2 měsíci +1

      Well, if u e.g. like some UK band still active and watch/listen to them, do u really need always new material? :)

  • @davehedgehogUK
    @davehedgehogUK Před 2 měsíci +35

    These jokes are soooo much funnier when you realise he's married to Sarah Millican. So they're not jokes, they're just the depressed yelps of a man in relationship pain using humour to hide the abject horror.

    • @ItsMe-kj2xb
      @ItsMe-kj2xb Před měsícem +6

      Never knew that. He’s definitely the funny one in the relationship.

    • @davehedgehogUK
      @davehedgehogUK Před měsícem +5

      @@ItsMe-kj2xb to be fair, a goldfish would be the funnier one in a relationship with Sarah Millican.

    • @dragonaffliction23
      @dragonaffliction23 Před měsícem +9

      He also makes jokes about having a son even though he doesn't actually have any children. It's almost like they're just funny jokes and not reflective of his actual personal life.

    • @jeremyreid9582
      @jeremyreid9582 Před měsícem +4

      This was recorded years before he met Sarah.

    • @jeremyreid9582
      @jeremyreid9582 Před měsícem

      ‘Depressed yelps’ ?
      What was the most amusing comment your partner ever uttered ?
      ( ‘ i do’ ?)

  • @garymurphy5133
    @garymurphy5133 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Here is one for you..... i watched a YT channel and it was crap.

  • @camerongill70
    @camerongill70 Před měsícem

    Are you serious? How can you rob other comedians jokes. Blatant thievery.

    • @michaelharrison3602
      @michaelharrison3602 Před měsícem +1

      All comedians knick others jokes just like all musicians who are allinfluenced by other musicians they've heard. There's nothing new under the sun

    • @michaelharrison3602
      @michaelharrison3602 Před měsícem

      Him and his wife SarahMillican always telling jokes about each 😅

    • @stevemarsden5196
      @stevemarsden5196 Před měsícem

      Milton Berle stole so many jokes from others that he was known as the Thief of Badgags

    • @michaelharrison3602
      @michaelharrison3602 Před měsícem

      Oh do get over yourself it's not supposed to be A level literature

    • @edlyonssportsvision9197
      @edlyonssportsvision9197 Před měsícem +1

      Such as…

  • @analgas
    @analgas Před 2 měsíci +3

    🇬🇧Another pride of Britain 😊

  • @cockneyb2k
    @cockneyb2k Před 2 měsíci +1

    Some videos on CZcams should have adds this is definitely one of them