Stewart Francis' BEST One Liners | Stand-Up Spotlight Compilation | Jokes On Us

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  • Stewart Francis, the full-on gag merchant, fills this compilation with his legendary one-liners and they will come thick and fast. Stewart is at no point flustered, delivering it all in a laid-back manner which, oozes confidence. He always packs the gags in without even breaking a sweat! 🤣
    An internationally acclaimed stand-up comedian, accomplished actor, and writer, Stewart Francis is one bloody talented Francis of all trades.
    Watch more of Stewart Francis here: • Stewart Francis' BEST ...
    00:00 - Romance (Series 10, Episode 11)
    01:24 - Family (Series 6, Episode 10)
    03:13 - School (Series 7, Episode 5)
    04:23 - Relationships (Series 7, Episode 6)
    05:42 - Health (Series 7, Episode 8)
    07:03 - Marriage (Series 9, Episode 8)
    08:37 - Jobs (Series 10, Episode 3)
    09:56 - Family (Series 11, Episode 7)
    11:10 - Work (Series 8, Episode 3)
    12:16 - Leisure (Series 9, Episode 5)
    13:34 - Jobs (Series 12, Episode 7)
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Komentáře • 130

  • @kkhera3730
    @kkhera3730 Před 17 dny +9

    He's got every comic laughing 😅👏

    • @gunnerlangy
      @gunnerlangy Před 3 dny +2

      Except Andy Parsons, but he wouldn't recognise comedy, would he?

    • @kkhera3730
      @kkhera3730 Před 3 dny

      @@gunnerlangy 😂😂😂

  • @dr.gudmundssonaircraftdesign

    Hands down one of my top favorite comedians. Stewart, if you read this: Please come out of retirement. The world needs suave, smooth, funny comedians like you!

  • @Paul-eb9qj
    @Paul-eb9qj Před měsícem +41

    When you get Frankie Boyle to laugh out loud you know you're funny

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 Před měsícem

      Was going to say the same. 👍

    • @truthwillout2371
      @truthwillout2371 Před 27 dny +1

      Eh? Is Frankie Boyle the benchmark? Since when? SF is much funnier and much more talented than FB.

    • @Paul-eb9qj
      @Paul-eb9qj Před 27 dny +5

      @@truthwillout2371 nobody said he was the benchmark. You're getting into an argument with yourself.

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 Před 27 dny

      ​​@@truthwillout2371 Frankie in his early days on the show was outrageously funny, he could make lightning fast observations that bit like a shark, he could spin out a story, he could plumb the depths and still make you laugh, you could listen to Frankie for hours, wheras the one liners Stewart, Tim Vine, Gary Delaney, Milton Jones are rib tickling for about 15 mins before it starts too pall, l don't know why but others have said the same they're great acts as long as they're not on too long, some kind of mental fatigue sets in after a short while.

    • @lukeadv
      @lukeadv Před 26 dny +4

      Yep, Frankie getting tickled by material outside the pattern.

  • @BmanTheChamp
    @BmanTheChamp Před měsícem +27

    Stewart's definitely one of, if not my favourite, one-liner comedians.

    • @lawren-hollienelson9948
      @lawren-hollienelson9948 Před 20 dny

      There are so many of these Great one- liner comedians. One of my favorites is Milton Jones.

    • @Farweasel
      @Farweasel Před 3 dny

      @@lawren-hollienelson9948 Gary Delaney & Frankie Boyle are class acts in the arena too

  • @switchmuso
    @switchmuso Před 16 dny +7

    The best, laugh-out-loud comedy on CZcams. As good as it gets.

  • @nigelhart3897
    @nigelhart3897 Před měsícem +27

    Stewart Francis. Class.

  • @ScooterOnHisWay2024
    @ScooterOnHisWay2024 Před měsícem +25

    He is THE BEST at one liners.

  • @Paulf1fan
    @Paulf1fan Před měsícem +28

    Probably the best debut there's been on Mock The Week

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust Před měsícem +2

      yeah im glad they had him back a lot. he fit the style of the whole show really well

  • @markproctor3100
    @markproctor3100 Před 6 dny +1

    You know someone is a top comedian when they have all the other comedians in stitches 👍🤣

  • @rigel5
    @rigel5 Před měsícem +6

    King of the one-liners. Love this guy ..... "The cure for agoraphobia is just around the corner" ..... Brilliant! (fear of going outside)

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz Před měsícem +26

    Absolutely HILARIOUS!!!

  • @smooney4908
    @smooney4908 Před měsícem +9

    I had to repeat the "Way Too Young" one like 3 times! That was crazy! 😆 🤣

  • @luqeprisecaru8507
    @luqeprisecaru8507 Před měsícem +21

    How. Does. He. Keep coming up with so many amazing puns

    • @timrobinson6893
      @timrobinson6893 Před měsícem +2

      He works backwards from the cliche and invents the scenario...

  • @acousticsoundz1985
    @acousticsoundz1985 Před měsícem +4

    Unlike a lot of netflix "Specials" I laughed all the way through this 15 minute compilation. All the f*cking way.

    • @graemefeeney2256
      @graemefeeney2256 Před 25 dny

      I agree and I think it’s due to the majority of ‘comedians’ today tell long drawn out stories that we might relate to. They don’t have actual jokes or material.

  • @DursunX
    @DursunX Před měsícem +10

    i enjoy watching Frankie Boyle enjoying watching Stewart Francis
    😂

    • @user-cy7fd1uf6b
      @user-cy7fd1uf6b Před 28 dny +2

      I enjoyed reading about you enjoying watching Frankie Boyle enjoying watching Stewart Francis

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 Před 27 dny

      ​@@user-cy7fd1uf6b l enjoyed reading about you enjoying reading about him enjoying watching Frankie enjoying watching Stewart, who we were all enjoying.
      Enjoy.

  • @coppulor6500
    @coppulor6500 Před měsícem +12

    my dad's schizophrenic.....he's good people. 🤣

  • @Walperion_Music
    @Walperion_Music Před měsícem +6

    Just now I'm seeing Frankie seeming to enjoy Stewart's style a lot.

  • @emgee44
    @emgee44 Před měsícem +9

    He’s very good with the quick one liners, another comedian that’s also good is Tim Vine.

  • @CyclopeanCityDweller
    @CyclopeanCityDweller Před měsícem +4

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 Před 24 dny

      I've never laughed mune hard ever, l need porn for that 😂

  • @robakajackflash
    @robakajackflash Před 7 dny

    a very underrated comic. His delivery is perfect.

  • @nigelbrigstock19
    @nigelbrigstock19 Před 20 dny +3

    No swearing no f this f that. Brilliant

  • @user-xg4td3gg7e
    @user-xg4td3gg7e Před 18 dny +17

    I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

  • @timtravasos2742
    @timtravasos2742 Před 3 dny

    He never fails!

  • @MervynPartin
    @MervynPartin Před měsícem +3

    I've seen him live on stage- brilliant.

  • @Island_Lady
    @Island_Lady Před měsícem +16

    Here it's is April 2024 and I've just now seen my first video of Jokes On Us. Of course I had to subscribe. I had never heard of Stewart Francis' but I'm a fan. He had my laughing hysterically. Sarah Millican is favorite female comedian and Jimmy Carr is also a favorite so I look forward to seeing their videos. Being in the US we don't hear much about the UK comedians so thanks for giving me the opportunity to hear them here. 😂 👍

    • @itsmrmurraytoyou4924
      @itsmrmurraytoyou4924 Před měsícem +8

      Check out frankie boyle 👌

    • @batters4718
      @batters4718 Před měsícem +7

      Milton Jones for a clean one liner and Gary Delaney for some more crude

    • @Island_Lady
      @Island_Lady Před měsícem

      @@itsmrmurraytoyou4924 Thx for the suggestion. I will definitely look him up.

    • @Island_Lady
      @Island_Lady Před měsícem +1

      @@batters4718 Thank you for the suggestions. Laughter IS the best medicine so I will look them up. ☺️

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust Před měsícem

      @@batters4718 yes, excellent suggestions for one liners! milton did an Appolo that i saw once and it was absolutely NUTS

  • @grf15
    @grf15 Před měsícem +8

    Quite a number of these are from his standup routines. Doesn't matter, I laugh every time.

  • @karlparker4680
    @karlparker4680 Před měsícem +1

    That golden showers joke is an absolute god tier dad joke, hysterical

  • @bestthinger
    @bestthinger Před 5 dny

    At first I didn't believe my father stole from his job as a lollipop man, but all the signs were there 🤣🤣

  • @dubyah8824
    @dubyah8824 Před měsícem +7

    Wow, Frankie Boyle really enjoyed that 2nd set!

  • @kenbrownfield6584
    @kenbrownfield6584 Před měsícem +3

    Brilliant jokes !

  • @CoreyHunter
    @CoreyHunter Před měsícem +1

    Haven't heard many of these from him before. Thanks for uploading!

  • @johnledingham852
    @johnledingham852 Před měsícem

    Stewart Francis is a great comedian. Funny that.

  • @fergmac1
    @fergmac1 Před měsícem +1

    Killers! Top notch!

  • @johnnieflashlite6740
    @johnnieflashlite6740 Před měsícem

    Awesome

  • @grahambunton377
    @grahambunton377 Před měsícem +4

    Mock The Week has very few real comedians [ones that make you laugh]
    Stewart Francis is one of the best.

  • @CEO786
    @CEO786 Před 10 dny +1

    I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work! ❤😂

  • @kieranwelsh327
    @kieranwelsh327 Před měsícem +2

    To make frankie boyle laugh .. crazy

  • @stevetaylor-yi5hh
    @stevetaylor-yi5hh Před měsícem +3

    Very funny guy lmfao

  • @BrushEggleston
    @BrushEggleston Před měsícem

    Smart slick hilarious

  • @sampleoffers1978
    @sampleoffers1978 Před měsícem

    Gary Shandling's funny dude thank's youtube suggestion, cue the glad whistle outros

  • @jeanniebell9493
    @jeanniebell9493 Před měsícem +2

    LOL, LOL, LOL !!!!

  • @Jc27uhh4h4h4
    @Jc27uhh4h4h4 Před měsícem +1

    he's like if Milton was not stoned

  • @alanaldpal950
    @alanaldpal950 Před měsícem

    Funny that no one else gets picked

  • @MartinDurden
    @MartinDurden Před 3 dny

    Stewart is tailor made for this type of show

  • @ludovisian5063
    @ludovisian5063 Před 27 dny +3

    Bald guy looks eaten up with envy

  • @stephenspeer3123
    @stephenspeer3123 Před měsícem +2

    Hey, in the title, you used the possessive apostrophe correctly. Well done!

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 Před měsícem

      People often have a go at me over my bad grammar, but l just say " dont tell me tell my grandad she's his wife "

  • @jeffl.9633
    @jeffl.9633 Před měsícem +2

    "I once applied for a job selling mirrors, but didn't get it. I was disappointed because that was a career in which I could really see myself."

    • @nickwebb4537
      @nickwebb4537 Před měsícem

      😂😂😂

    • @christopherdavis4135
      @christopherdavis4135 Před měsícem +2

      On reflection, maybe it wasn't for you.

    • @jeffl.9633
      @jeffl.9633 Před měsícem +1

      @@christopherdavis4135 - "I've been completely broken up about it, but after seven long years, I think I can move on."

  • @laurenceforward7099
    @laurenceforward7099 Před 24 dny +1

    I like my coffee how i like my women --- picked by migrant workers ....... this guy had me cracking up

  • @teenastetic3681
    @teenastetic3681 Před měsícem +2

    Your welcome a great Canadian export

  • @Clearlight201
    @Clearlight201 Před měsícem +9

    It looks like Andy Parsons doesn't enjoy Stuart's humour at all.

    • @russellprout723
      @russellprout723 Před měsícem +2

      I dont ever see him laugh at the other comedians. Maybe he his thinking about his next line or joke

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 Před měsícem

      Hah, just said Andy didn't look like he was enjoying Stewart, Andy is a good comedien in his own right, l have to think he wouldnt be so obvious as to look bored with another professionals act as it would evince the kind of comment just made here, so lets give him the benefit of the doubt and say he was concentrating on his next line. 😂

    • @Juvefan68
      @Juvefan68 Před měsícem

      He never laughs at anyone else wth

    • @buffalo182
      @buffalo182 Před 24 dny +1

      Andy parsons is as funny as a speeding fine

  • @david_4739
    @david_4739 Před měsícem

    It's hard to tell if the other comedians don't get the joke, or are busy working out what they're going to say when its their turn, or are just gutted that they've got to follow that.

    • @rainerseeger4195
      @rainerseeger4195 Před měsícem

      They have their jokes ready and rehearsed, the topics are pre arranged, and not random.

  • @user-cy7fd1uf6b
    @user-cy7fd1uf6b Před 28 dny

    Do the producers just ask the comedians what part of their act they want to perform then put up a category that matches it?

  • @adamreiss8446
    @adamreiss8446 Před 26 dny

    Has anyone else noticed that the only comedian that stands there stony faced and never reacts or shows the slightest bit of interest in other comedian´s jokes is Andy Parsons?

  • @Helenah51
    @Helenah51 Před měsícem

    Looks like the English comedians weren’t enjoying some real comedic talent

    • @spinynormanbest6410
      @spinynormanbest6410 Před měsícem

      They're not comedians

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 Před měsícem

      Andy Parsons didn't seem impressed did he, andhe is a good comedien of the observational type, but Stewarts great at his job, maybe Andy was just concentrating. 😅

  • @chrispartridge1118
    @chrispartridge1118 Před 14 dny +2

    That Andy parsons never laughs at anybody’s else’s jokes except his own .and his jokes are the worst

  • @jcrebello03
    @jcrebello03 Před 16 dny

    He is good and bad at the same time

  • @ricedmond661
    @ricedmond661 Před měsícem +31

    When comedians were funny

    • @adammitchell7403
      @adammitchell7403 Před měsícem

      Don't u mean the audience weren't pussys

    • @sverigeforst6615
      @sverigeforst6615 Před měsícem +3

      Yeah. But you have to consider, they aren't allowed to be funny any more, everything is now offensive or racist or something else... 😢

    • @rusty75ish
      @rusty75ish Před 20 dny +1

      ​​@@sverigeforst6615 No it's not, bellends just like to say that. More offensive comedians than ever are allowed

    • @thefivepoints
      @thefivepoints Před 19 dny

      ​@@rusty75ishno bellend they're not thats nonsense. You can't have funny comedians anymore because the snowflakes who get offended by everything have too big a voice. You just get rob and romesh now who tick a diversity box but aren't funny.

    • @thefivepoints
      @thefivepoints Před 19 dny

      .....and people weren't offended by everything.

  • @colin4797
    @colin4797 Před měsícem

    Rubbish

  • @tanz7877
    @tanz7877 Před 26 dny +2

    Canned laughter just ruins it

  • @remektekmedia6641
    @remektekmedia6641 Před 22 dny +1

    I hate the canned laughter all the time.

    • @mcraig
      @mcraig Před 17 dny +2

      Studio audience =/= canned laughter

  • @kevincull1091
    @kevincull1091 Před 24 dny

    The fact that everyone laughed at all the jokes part from Andy Parsons shows how bitter and resentful he is. Shame!

  • @JustMe-yi8cd
    @JustMe-yi8cd Před měsícem

    Happy birthday dad ? Not at all funny. This guy is sick.

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 Před 24 dny

      Glad your sense of humour bypass went well 🤗

    • @stevepayne5965
      @stevepayne5965 Před 20 dny +2

      Congratulations, the sense of humour bypass seems to have been a complete success.

  • @daveozip4326
    @daveozip4326 Před měsícem +1

    Americans just don’t get it - sorry to disagree with almost everyone here but I’d give his effort 4/10 at the most. Pathetic.

    • @TC_83
      @TC_83 Před 16 dny +1

      Most likely too highbrow for you

  • @jackieedmondson8422
    @jackieedmondson8422 Před měsícem

    Boooooring

    • @ramsey6681
      @ramsey6681 Před měsícem +6

      Don't despair though. I'm sure you'll be fascinating when you've grown up.

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 Před měsícem

      Yes the first hurdle is knowing what you are now with therapy and some years behind you you'll grow into a sense of humour, and well done for admitting it on a huge platform like CZcams, thats the first hurdle down.. One day you might be slightly interesting.

  • @marcgriffiths
    @marcgriffiths Před měsícem

    Clever but not funny. Too rude. Cheap . A great comedian is clean and funny.

    • @ScooterOnHisWay2024
      @ScooterOnHisWay2024 Před měsícem +4

      What is wrong with you? My 1st guess is, a lot.

    • @NeonXXP
      @NeonXXP Před měsícem

      If you are not envious, you should be.

    • @Juvefan68
      @Juvefan68 Před měsícem +2

      Who are you the pope?