Jimmy Carr's Darkest Material | Volume.2 | Jimmy Carr

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  • čas přidán 23. 03. 2024
  • Even more of Jimmy's darkest material!
    Welcome to Jimmy Carr's official CZcams channel, where you can find all the best bits from his stand-up comedy shows, TV appearances, podcasts, and more!
    Check out my latest tour info here: www.jimmycarr.com/
    Subscribe to this channel and turn on notifications to get notified whenever Jimmy uploads a new video. You won't regret it, unless you're easily offended.
    Subscribe now: / @jimmycarr
    #JimmyCarr #Comedy
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Komentáře • 53

  • @NeoThorne
    @NeoThorne Před měsícem +10

    "The Camera adds 10 Pounds, Stop eating fcking cameras".
    That was so funny

  • @whatnone1020
    @whatnone1020 Před měsícem +32

    That was brutal. Loved every minute.

  • @chrissmurray255
    @chrissmurray255 Před měsícem +12

    "Heroin and shortbread"???
    _Hello, new midnight snack!!!_

  • @freddymngadi6135
    @freddymngadi6135 Před měsícem +6

    Somebody please get this man certified,
    he's gonna make people die with laughter...🤣🤣🤣

  • @SebTheNoob314
    @SebTheNoob314 Před měsícem +40

    This is providing me with some much needed laughter at 3 am while doing homework due today

    • @edwardtitus2941
      @edwardtitus2941 Před měsícem

      what work?

    • @SebTheNoob314
      @SebTheNoob314 Před měsícem

      @@edwardtitus2941 how tf did you find my comment edward

    • @bakeyjoe
      @bakeyjoe Před měsícem

      1.18 actually 😂😂😂

    • @CreatingChaos
      @CreatingChaos Před měsícem

      @@bakeyjoesome people like to exaggerate 😂 millions actually

  • @gabornagy9898
    @gabornagy9898 Před měsícem +9

    that last story is amazing😆

  • @jamesdeegan211
    @jamesdeegan211 Před měsícem +3

    I would love to watch him live. He is so good. Watched him since 08

  • @taylorsayliss3815
    @taylorsayliss3815 Před měsícem +3

    Struggle snuggle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @janeparfitt65
    @janeparfitt65 Před měsícem

    He's incredibly funny. He does loads of gigs up & down the country. Hes a scream laugh. A huge favourite. of mine 😂

  • @user-fu4mx9un5c
    @user-fu4mx9un5c Před 19 dny

    Haha like a bulldog eating mayonnaise 😂😂

  • @jasonnaylor7483
    @jasonnaylor7483 Před měsícem

    Jimmy what a star, never laughed so much, keep it up🎉

  • @michellewarren3
    @michellewarren3 Před měsícem +2

    Not allowed to run in the corridors 💀😎

  • @linebrunelle1004
    @linebrunelle1004 Před 20 dny +1

    Jimmy. I hope you regain your energetic gorgeous self. Absolutely love you to bits. 🙋‍♀️🇨🇦

  • @danielskrivan6921
    @danielskrivan6921 Před měsícem +4

    Saying that Jimmy "Poster Boy for Plastic Surgery" Carr hasn't put in the effort is the dumbest insult I think I've ever heard in my life.

  • @growlerthedog
    @growlerthedog Před měsícem +4

    "Hello, I'm Jimmy Carr."
    THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD EXPECT A JIMMY CARR ROBOT TO SAY

  • @TheSleepingonit
    @TheSleepingonit Před měsícem +3

    Hilarious

  • @JoshNieporte
    @JoshNieporte Před měsícem +2

    Jamaica!

  • @rayallan8481
    @rayallan8481 Před měsícem +1

    When are you coming down under? Eg NewZealand

  • @richardreese5940
    @richardreese5940 Před měsícem +8

    Your cigarette child joke
    Actually happened to me

    • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
      @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Před měsícem +5

      Yes, jokes aside, it shows a misunderstanding of how child abuse works.

    • @Sasq420
      @Sasq420 Před měsícem +4

      Walk it off. You're still here on social media writing about it... to a comedian. Do you believe he had malicious intent with that joke? The attention you will get is not the attention you will want.

    • @Chuckus
      @Chuckus Před měsícem +2

      *points in your direction*
      Ha ha

    • @Zahgurym
      @Zahgurym Před měsícem

      Lmao

    • @MsBhappy
      @MsBhappy Před 15 dny

      Hope you're doing better now 🫂

  • @freeshrugs63
    @freeshrugs63 Před měsícem +2

    You're so awful. And I love you!

  • @weaponizedknight7316
    @weaponizedknight7316 Před měsícem +1

    Funny!

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 Před 11 dny

    George Clooney, for sure

  • @omminous999
    @omminous999 Před měsícem +2

    Hey Jimmy! I noticed at the end of last eight out of ten cats you appear to have lost a lot of weight. Are you ok? I do hope so. Keep the world laughing please. 👍🏼❤️

  • @sharksrcbash
    @sharksrcbash Před měsícem

    476 pounds . . . Daaaammmmn

    • @MsBhappy
      @MsBhappy Před 15 dny

      Oh the jokes he would have if he saw your disgusting profile picture

    • @MsBhappy
      @MsBhappy Před 15 dny

      Damn is the first word he'd say before bashing your dp

    • @sharksrcbash
      @sharksrcbash Před 13 dny

      @@MsBhappy dp ?

    • @MsBhappy
      @MsBhappy Před 13 dny

      @@sharksrcbash display picture

    • @MsBhappy
      @MsBhappy Před 13 dny

      @@sharksrcbash display picture.

  • @Salt_Ed_One1
    @Salt_Ed_One1 Před měsícem +2

    Hey PooTube, gonna start letting Only Fans 304s take over the comments?
    Asking for a friend.

  • @andybetts6584
    @andybetts6584 Před měsícem

    No moral compass no off switch notfunny

    • @MrSnicklesnickle
      @MrSnicklesnickle Před měsícem +1

      Your vagina is notfunny

    • @operater3-1
      @operater3-1 Před měsícem +3

      Are you mad lil bro?

    • @operater3-1
      @operater3-1 Před měsícem +7

      Its called comedy its supposed to be dark. You clicked on the fucking video

    • @stevo68
      @stevo68 Před měsícem +4

      And yet here you are.

    • @leanneharley6311
      @leanneharley6311 Před měsícem +1

      Oh shoosh! 🤫 the man's fucking hilarious and if u dont like it, here's a little thought, DONT WATCH IT!

  • @dirtydigger3218
    @dirtydigger3218 Před měsícem +1

    34 stone?
    Wtf is that?
    I know lote of women that weigh over 34 rocks!

    • @seankelly7211
      @seankelly7211 Před měsícem +2

      An English "stone" is 14 pounds, so 14 x 34 = 476 pounds.