A Whole HOUR Of My Best Jokes | Jimmy Carr

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  • čas přidán 22. 11. 2022
  • Here is a WHOLE HOUR of Jimmy's best jokes taken from the following stand-up specials.
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Komentáře • 427

  • @susannemcallister
    @susannemcallister Před rokem +390

    I only intended to catch a few jokes to lighten the night but Jimmy Carr is seriously addictive. The man is a comedy legend. It's his face that should be on the mask.😂

    • @CanuckTony
      @CanuckTony Před rokem +5

      I know right?

    • @michaelmisanthrope
      @michaelmisanthrope Před rokem +3

      Ditto. I ended up watching the full hour. Hey, there could be worst addictions.

    • @thetruthyoucantfight212
      @thetruthyoucantfight212 Před rokem +2

      I can agree wth the last sentence, I didnt watch a second of the video but the picture of hes face was enough for me to click & comment here.

    • @jerryb216
      @jerryb216 Před rokem +2

      Jimmy is my favorite kind of comic. He isn't just a shock comic he does it with a level of class that I don't see any where else.
      Kind of reminds me of the things I liked about George Carlin but completely a political

    • @nopefranks1154
      @nopefranks1154 Před rokem +4

      ​@@jerryb216 yes Jimmy looks posh but then his mouth starts moving.

  • @jojimbousagi5903
    @jojimbousagi5903 Před rokem +47

    "... but I'm the other black comic. I haven't been on yet." 😭

  • @gregthompson3785
    @gregthompson3785 Před rokem +265

    Brilliant comedian.Tells cleverly crafted jokes that are just that...jokes.

    • @ShannonJacobs0
      @ShannonJacobs0 Před rokem

      Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from CZcams?
      Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me?
      No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.

    • @D-C1
      @D-C1 Před rokem +4

      unless your vicky🤣

    • @arcangle7444
      @arcangle7444 Před rokem

      @@D-C1 xD

    • @AsherSkylark
      @AsherSkylark Před 11 měsíci

      it is brilliant. Thanks to top gear i was introduced to this man

    • @gregthompson3785
      @gregthompson3785 Před 10 měsíci

      @@AsherSkylark Top gear is also brilliant!

  • @JG-vh1xc
    @JG-vh1xc Před rokem +225

    Why is this man my comfort comedian

  • @myarmsrgone
    @myarmsrgone Před rokem +159

    "My mum died of cancer"
    "...but it was funnier than this"
    That was gold

    • @charlidog2
      @charlidog2 Před rokem +5

      The best heckle ever.

    • @themrpantsman1757
      @themrpantsman1757 Před rokem +2

      we watched the video

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone Před rokem +6

      @@themrpantsman1757 blind people certainly didn't watch it. They heard it though

  • @thebritishbushman8389
    @thebritishbushman8389 Před 7 měsíci +9

    This needs to be released as an audio podcast. Listening to this at night with eyes closed is just awesomely funny.

    • @ZippyG
      @ZippyG Před měsícem

      It’s all as albums on Spotify.

  • @jasonrahm9489
    @jasonrahm9489 Před rokem +240

    Jimmy, you are a Legend. Never change man

  • @timfronimos459
    @timfronimos459 Před rokem +16

    Comedy craftsmanship. Thank you Jimmy.

  • @HWPcville
    @HWPcville Před rokem +24

    The gray hound dress killed me. We called them duck dresses. You could almost see the quack.

  • @paulkielty8385
    @paulkielty8385 Před rokem +51

    Amazing that the Stephen Hawking letter was actually real and from it came a great friendship.

  • @carljansen3118
    @carljansen3118 Před rokem +151

    This man needs a Knighthood for services to Comedy. Living legend 🤘🏻

    • @ShannonJacobs0
      @ShannonJacobs0 Před rokem

      Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from CZcams?
      Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me?
      No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.

    • @MrGrifft
      @MrGrifft Před rokem +17

      I think he's evaded enough tax to be elligible.

    • @jondon3182
      @jondon3182 Před rokem +1

      @@MrGrifft of course you'd say that when you only pay 10k a year tax on a low wage with no choice but to pay the tax anyway. How noble of you

    • @MrGrifft
      @MrGrifft Před rokem

      ​@@jondon3182 I feel I need to make it clear to you, that was a joke, there is some truth to it, that's part of what makes it funny.
      Do you need me to further deconstruct why it's funny? You seem to need the assistance.
      Or maybe you just want some attention, but don't have a sense of humor, so impotent rage is all you can resort to as women won't screw you despite your massive...wallet.
      And just to nip that in the bud... I make a lot more than £40k, govt contract work is pretty well paid in my sector.

    • @letters_from_paradise
      @letters_from_paradise Před rokem +1

      @@MrGrifft Good on him. Evading tax is every man's right as a property holder. 😎

  • @direwolfen
    @direwolfen Před rokem +12

    Bravo sir.. this made my night thank ya

  • @samueledwards9877
    @samueledwards9877 Před rokem +23

    Absolutely brilliant as always.
    Can't wait to see you live when you tour Down Under next year!

    • @THEJR-of5tf
      @THEJR-of5tf Před rokem

      Do you really find "JOKES" about sexually abused kids amusing???? You are as warped as he is. You are a disgrace.

    • @tomemery7890
      @tomemery7890 Před rokem

      @@THEJR-of5tf that's not what he meant by "touring down under"

  • @spridle
    @spridle Před rokem +53

    I wish Jimmy wrote sketches. I'd like to see some of his ideas.

  • @annakonda386
    @annakonda386 Před rokem +20

    He is so awesome and he looks like a live manikin, just can't get enough of him.

  • @oldjcb
    @oldjcb Před rokem +19

    Yup I watch Jimmy to fall asleep to every night 😁

  • @goldenpony822
    @goldenpony822 Před rokem +2

    everytime i come back to the video I found the thumbnail to be so incredibly marvelous, I've been chuckling to it dozens of times solid, slowly trickling over the course of a few weeks, enjoying it bit by bit...

  • @officialcoachdanny8579
    @officialcoachdanny8579 Před rokem +21

    This was fantastic, I have every live but it’s great to have a long compilation of them all 😁😁👍👍

  • @leviapplepie
    @leviapplepie Před rokem +2

    Looking forward to having this man down in Southland, New Zealand next year!

  • @bflmpsvz870
    @bflmpsvz870 Před rokem +20

    It was worth to learn English. Thank you Jimmy for your humour. :-)

  • @josephsalmonte4995
    @josephsalmonte4995 Před rokem +8

    06:57 That woman's reaction 🤣

  • @michaelcooney7687
    @michaelcooney7687 Před rokem +2

    Bloody brilliant. As always!!🤣🤣🤣😍😎

  • @carrigancooper9562
    @carrigancooper9562 Před rokem +6

    Jimmy is the best man of comedy

  • @troyyoung3087
    @troyyoung3087 Před rokem +1

    love you Jimmy,cant wait to see you in NZ 2023

  • @homenhungry4987
    @homenhungry4987 Před rokem +6

    You're the best, Jimmy, the absolute best....

  • @jockmcque3018
    @jockmcque3018 Před rokem +32

    My dad used to tell me a story of when my mum pulled that. Let me out of the car here. Let her out about a mile from home. She got home, make up running, freezing to the bone. He's in bed. Scotsmen what can you do

  • @gearjammer9328
    @gearjammer9328 Před rokem

    Thanks so much for posting! made my day

  • @frankobarressi7919
    @frankobarressi7919 Před rokem +92

    Can I just say, 10 out of 10 for sir Stephen Hawkins. A broken body but a heart and soul that more than makes up for it. God bless you sir.

  • @unknownshadow6462
    @unknownshadow6462 Před rokem +6

    Jesus, he is hilarious, I’ve been religiously watching these shows for a while, and this is my kind of humour.

  • @That_Crazy_MetalHead
    @That_Crazy_MetalHead Před rokem +37

    After watching this for awhile I was laughing like Jimmy 😂

  • @JervisGermane
    @JervisGermane Před rokem +2

    Thank you for the upload from Mississippi, USA!

  • @MyKingDumb_
    @MyKingDumb_ Před rokem

    @jimmycarr is a treasure to the universe.

  • @palashbhaumik4050
    @palashbhaumik4050 Před rokem +6

    The transition at 46:14 caught me off guard XD

  • @LadyMelmo.
    @LadyMelmo. Před rokem +39

    It doesn't matter how many times I hear some of these jokes, I will never not laugh. I managed to get tickets to see you on 13 February here in Canberra, Australia. Thanks for putting on the second show! I can not wait...

  • @granthoughton769
    @granthoughton769 Před rokem +1

    "Blond lady" Vicky will never get old!

  • @smithyengs
    @smithyengs Před rokem

    A whole hour Jimmy. Your spoiling us.

  • @jamesdeegan211
    @jamesdeegan211 Před rokem +6

    Why is he so good. He must be the best. His DVD’s are so good

  • @fozzsr
    @fozzsr Před rokem +3

    Thanks buddy!

  • @joelb2297
    @joelb2297 Před rokem

    I only skimmed this video, -then ended up watching the whole thing. Twice! You're FAF!

  • @hermi1-kenobi455
    @hermi1-kenobi455 Před 8 měsíci

    It’s quite fun to watch these straight faced.

  • @drivingparadox
    @drivingparadox Před rokem

    What I needed today, thank you

  • @RyzezCanadian
    @RyzezCanadian Před rokem +2

    Can't wait to see you in Moncton in May!

  • @dancarson9982
    @dancarson9982 Před rokem

    Love this guy!

  • @salvie4oe
    @salvie4oe Před rokem +1

    Jimmy a legend all day every day

  • @mauricepageau5392
    @mauricepageau5392 Před rokem +1

    Jimmy! Your the Master !

  • @erinbuzzetti6359
    @erinbuzzetti6359 Před rokem +2

    This is hilarious!

  • @zzrhardy
    @zzrhardy Před rokem +10

    Congrats on getting together an hour of your best jokes Jimmy. That must have been hard. 😉

  • @chrisP_wheats_and_raisins

    In my opinion it goes like this. Dave, Jim, you and Bill

  • @itaiitai8960
    @itaiitai8960 Před 10 měsíci

    u and dave chapple are the last breed of comedian to say whatever they want and not be afraid , i like you man.

  • @slowraceultra
    @slowraceultra Před rokem +1

    Legend. Thumbs up.

  • @dominicr1173
    @dominicr1173 Před rokem

    Its amazing the most replayed bit is the last 60 seconds haha

  • @1970sSupertramp
    @1970sSupertramp Před rokem +9

    Well that was excellent Jimmy.

  • @jcmurr2669
    @jcmurr2669 Před rokem

    Omg! "big wheels and juice boxes"! Im still lauging

  • @christinlane6928
    @christinlane6928 Před rokem +1

    Just bought tickets to see your show in halifax! Cant wait!

  • @rad4924
    @rad4924 Před rokem +3

    This is just what I need right now

  • @swguygardner
    @swguygardner Před rokem +3

    Wow, I whole hour of Frankie Boyle's jokes! :D

  • @jordan3rdd193
    @jordan3rdd193 Před 3 měsíci

    This man is a legend

  • @klaytonargue
    @klaytonargue Před rokem +1

    Great stuff

  • @rebeccafishmakeup7038
    @rebeccafishmakeup7038 Před rokem +2

    Can't wait to see him in Manchester next month

  • @nineteen8486
    @nineteen8486 Před rokem +1

    Great vid

  • @Blackdeathteal
    @Blackdeathteal Před rokem +6

    Jimmy master class

  • @jamesheath7601
    @jamesheath7601 Před rokem +3

    Great comedian Jimmy

  • @digichalk
    @digichalk Před rokem

    Thanks Jimmy!

  • @HAVITOOSH
    @HAVITOOSH Před rokem +3

    This is epic.

  • @solidale21
    @solidale21 Před rokem

    I would love to have you come to the US again!

  • @TheJcjames1987
    @TheJcjames1987 Před rokem

    Cheers Jim 👍

  • @TrickStxRz
    @TrickStxRz Před rokem +1

    Cant wait until you upload some bits of your new show

  • @mikeblalock4116
    @mikeblalock4116 Před rokem +1

    This is great

  • @eternyti
    @eternyti Před rokem +4

    I want to send a letter to Jimmy to ask him to come over to play because I too have an obnoxious laugh.

  • @ctakitimu
    @ctakitimu Před rokem +4

    This is interesting to see what Jimmy thinks are his best jokes over the ones that weren't chosen. A good insight into someone who tells jokes for a living.
    *edit* I once picked up a girl at a club and we went back to her place to bed. We were kissing and I was getting stubble rash from her face. Oh well, in for a penny.

  • @t_rex8767
    @t_rex8767 Před rokem +1

    damn wish i was witty as a comedian, seems like a fun job

  • @notPeanut
    @notPeanut Před rokem

    We have tickets to see Jimmy in Auckland NZ in a few weeks, it’s gonna be awesome

  • @mynameisPEEHS
    @mynameisPEEHS Před rokem +4

    Noiiice

  • @TheGuiltsOfUs
    @TheGuiltsOfUs Před rokem

    Madness!
    :D

  • @jacobhope6164
    @jacobhope6164 Před rokem

    Brilliant!

  • @micstonemic696stone
    @micstonemic696stone Před rokem

    I actually see the variety bus in my home town
    I had a little laugh to myself remembering your routine.
    I really wish that charity well.

  • @maureenwagg5305
    @maureenwagg5305 Před rokem +1

    Ha ha haaaaah. Fave laugh ever.

  • @alwilldo
    @alwilldo Před rokem

    Da iawn Jimmy!👍

  • @erinbuzzetti6359
    @erinbuzzetti6359 Před rokem

    I f I didn’t speak English, your cantor would still have me in stitches!

  • @Mossyz.
    @Mossyz. Před rokem

    Jimmy the King

  • @ShaneDubDj
    @ShaneDubDj Před rokem +3

    He reminds me of the taxi robot from total recall

  • @kristinabelievesinfairies

    Haha caravan holidays 😂 We're so poor now my youngest has only ever known a tent 😂

  • @mattmason4700
    @mattmason4700 Před rokem +11

    Hope ppl don't get offended by these words love a bit of Jimmy's comedy 🤣🤣

  • @DarkStormHero
    @DarkStormHero Před rokem +2

    A whole hour huh Jimmy? some of this musta been stretched out haha. Just kidding haha you`re a legend.

  • @scarletbegonias2359
    @scarletbegonias2359 Před rokem

    I love it

  • @omgandwtf1
    @omgandwtf1 Před rokem

    Honestly his tattoo ideas are really tempting, maybe as a hena tattoo before going to the beach and being arrested for public indecency.

  • @channelname8623
    @channelname8623 Před rokem

    16:30 xD loved it

  • @user-PK-23
    @user-PK-23 Před rokem

    @ 4:06 is she sleeping 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AdzzieMac
    @AdzzieMac Před rokem +4

    Jimmy will always be my favourite comedian, Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle are a close 2nd and 3rd.
    Bill Burr at 4th..

  • @777guy5
    @777guy5 Před rokem

    bro is the real life chandler lol

  • @THEHuntingChannel
    @THEHuntingChannel Před rokem +1

    The funniest guy on CZcams, no doubt!

  • @zahramahamed6291
    @zahramahamed6291 Před rokem +127

    Jimmy Carr looks like the love child of Dracula and the Easter bunny.

    • @MichaelKingsfordGray
      @MichaelKingsfordGray Před rokem +3

      Your photo is not that flattering!

    • @CONEHEADDK
      @CONEHEADDK Před rokem +3

      @@MichaelKingsfordGray But he probably didn't pay for that face...

    • @travisash8180
      @travisash8180 Před rokem +1

      He's got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes
      He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose
      He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums
      And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum.

    • @earlgrey2130
      @earlgrey2130 Před rokem

      Vampires fucking mythical creatures? How do you know my fetishes??

    • @mr.jazzbodkelsey58
      @mr.jazzbodkelsey58 Před rokem

      Agreed

  • @georgefraser7143
    @georgefraser7143 Před rokem +2

    An hour of his best jokes,, somebody's having a laugh.

  • @reallystraightguy2716

    4:07 I love the sleeping lass in the bottom right. How exactly do you doze off during a Jimmy Carr show?

    • @martynchannel2983
      @martynchannel2983 Před rokem

      Omg thats insane. He should of woke her up an heckled her.

  • @outseeker
    @outseeker Před rokem

    i need 1hr of new goodies please sir, i could near recite your last decade of gigs XD
    luv ya :>

  • @RipZ_OW
    @RipZ_OW Před rokem

    wholesome ending

  • @paulatreanor5566
    @paulatreanor5566 Před 9 měsíci

    Hope to see him again soon.

  • @rainerwahnsinn3265
    @rainerwahnsinn3265 Před rokem

    I already know them. Just here to like and leave a comment.

  • @Macapaka2
    @Macapaka2 Před rokem

    You don’t have any best jokes, unless you class you face 😂

  • @TransdermalCelebrate
    @TransdermalCelebrate Před rokem

    I had to walk out, my stomach was hurting, I’d of never made it home, if it wasn’t for lamp posts 😁❤️