Jimmy Roasting The Audience - VOL. 2 | Jimmy Carr
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- The second instalment of Jimmy Carr's Audience Roasts and he doesn't hold back! Tag your favourite gag in the comments!
'Not to self - If I ever find myself in the audience of a Jimmy Carr gig, I will get roasted.'
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I still can't get over the fact he deconstructed his own joke to poke fun at someone. Genius.
I haven't gotten to that part of the video yet but I'm guessing it's snake bites
Brilliantly put. Hats off to you applause……
Schrödinger‘s cat…in comedy!
You'd like Stewart Lee.
When I got to that part in the full special I was crying laughing at that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“That is your girlfriend? I’m not gonna swap if that’s ok” left my jaw on the floor LMAO
It was just brutal wasn't it 🤦🏾😂
I cringed so hard at this. He's a genius.
Jimmy Carr is genius of comedy, because he's so good in improvised situations, which are the most difficult. He reacts very quickly.
He have been doing this for years. with practise and because he love what he does . he improved so much
Sharp & Savage, gotta love his shows..
@@LasTCursE69 I wouldn't want to be in the first 15 rows.
@@charlidog2 old man was way in the back and he still saw him
Cars have wheels. Boats float. Planes fly. Any other useless facts for us?
Love his quick wit. He has an answer for everything.
Mainly because he's practiced and prepared for any kind of response.
Except “How do we cure cancer?” Or “How many pedophile jokes can I make before the audience realizes it’s a cry for help, and I want to be caught?”
@Thomas Serrano i always thought it was natural
@@CommanderSuberox
He can't predict what people will say
"Help pay for the minibus that brought you here" 🤣🤣
Usually, I don’t care much for folks explaining jokes whether I get them or not, but this guy does it in a way that makes it entertaining.
It's because it's a joke in of itself.
@@debbiehf05 I guess that makes sense.
Vfcf just
@@mazinkhalil5119 Huh?
When I roast my audience my supervisor calls it poor customer service... SMH
Lmaoo
🤣🤣🤣
Well that's better than my supervisor. When I roasted my audience, they banned me from using the oven and called the cops on me.
That's hilarious. U made that up?
@@Prim0rdiaL7, shame, would have loved to see those burns.
And they paid good money for that abuse, too.
Worth every penny
Kib Kib definently
The people who go to see Jimmy Carr know what's going to happen . To me his the king of the roasts so quick on the mark
Don't waste ur bad money then & waste yr breath instead by watching yr TV at home at least it's cheaper
I'd pay double
15:43
Lmao finally, Jimmy’s real laugh confirmed
301_ Jay ayyyy knew it was fake
Why does he have the fake laugh though, like I really don't get it 😂
Well done lad
Also 4:27
@@patchy64 he doesn’t
The first rule of heckling Jimmy Carr: Don't
Unless you work for the Tax office.
The speed and versatility of his responses is just next level 🤣
👌🏻🤣
Damn, I didn’t realize you guys had your own Alabama
WildWolf40 ye it’s called Birmingham
Oh you have one of them too 😬
Yep......Norfolk and Scotland!
Yeah us up in Norfolk!
Nah mate it’s Wiltshire
Brosley
Love Jimmy. His ability to make people uncomfortable is great.
Parents from the UK are so cool to bring their young kids to a comedy show that's clearly meant for adults.
Lol
Prasanna J because unlike American kids, British children say these kind of jokes
It could be relative to their different milestones. American kids are allowed their first legal beer at 21 so they probably shouldn’t be exposed to dirty jokes until maybe 18 or 19.
@@CarterWills1 Kids the world over say these kinds of jokes, but I'm still surprised a parent would take their kids to see Jimmy.
@@JonathanZeidman I'm surprised a kid would take their parent.
Haha the control he has on the audience is amazing 😂
'Thumb-in a softie' is probably the best sentence I've ever heard
"I imagine your family tree is a straight line" hahahahahah
Jimmy is the best comedian ever at improvising, insults and quick retorts and it's not even close. he makes it look like effortless.
"imagine your family tree's just a straight line" hahaha amazing
"There's power in numbers"
Not when Jimmy Carr is around
Jimmy Carr: *crowd control*
It doesn't matter how much I hear these jokes, I will always laugh.
"Jimmy: What's the most important thing in a relationship.
"Audience Member: Love!"
"Jimmy: Love? Grow up."
Hilarious.
A safety word
Anal!
His genuine laugh is golden. It’s amazing these 13-14 year old kids can appreciate this raunchy humor. Here in America we have adults throwing temper tantrums about pronouns.
Only in media. In the real world pronoun people are statistically insignificant numerically. A manufactured tempest in a teapot.
you're right, damn that dastardly 0.005% of the US population
“It’s not the telly if you talk I can hear”
We’ve increased the frequency range on his audio receptors to make him feel more like a real human and less like a robot when in the room with him. He’s programmed to learn from the reactions of people so he better words his jokes, adds new ones from what he hears or if a joke gets so many bad reactions he will delete it from his memory. The jimmybot V69.0 is our best model yet.
15:42 Jimmy's true laugh instead of the goose sound he makes
That's the laugh for when something is genuinely funny, I think we all have one :P
@@lucasokeefe7935 I'm not sure if you got my joke but UWU
Good job spotting that!! Never picked it up.
His goose laugh is definitely unique and it's kinda weird. Lol
he copied the fake laugh from Tommy Cooper
6:30 The fact that the lady is knitting during a show is killing me.
Lady ?
@Isolated Productions do you ?
I saw the woman knitting, but I wouldn't use the term lady.
@Isolated Productions or when they finish a sentence.
@Isolated Productions that makes you laugh out loud ? I see... terribly wrong person to have a complicated conversation with. Cheerio.
It's the tassels on her bag!!!
i look forward to the day i get too old to remember this stuff and i can watch it all again without knowing the punch lines XD i love your work sir
At 2:08 the guy sitting behind her is actually terrified that Jimmy will start on him next. "Best to keep very, very still, and take an occasional sip from my drink... just stay quiet... that's it."
My god this man is absolutely awesome... his crowdwork is unmatched. He so quick
I suffer from depression, sometimes it gets bad … like, really bad … I'm not looking for sympathy or nothing, I just wanted to say that when those dark skies start rolling in, I listen to Jimmy and -most times- ( pig's arse … _every time_ ) the sunshine breaks the cloud line.
I know it's kinda dumb, but I really hope he reads this. He should know how much difference he makes by being one of the truly elite of his craft.
Thank you Jimmy ❤
You are the light in the storm ☀
Thanks @Deborah Tadele. Hope today brings you much joy and happiness.
Much luv.❤
It will all go away just stay strong and remember the things you loke about life
Have a hobby too
I was once like u. It all went away now and i am really happy
How are you doing ? Thought id check up on you
@@davidnguyen2410
I'm good right now. Thanks man, this really helped. Hope your having a kick arse day.
👊😎🚬™
@@mrmojomajestic8317 kickin arse everyday 💪🏼 new day new challenges
This guy’s improv game is absolutely unreal
4:30 I cannot believe that a member of the audience got booed at by everyone else in the room! XD
I want to go to a live show just so he can roast me now!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
18:43 best reaction ever-from a smile to a scowl!
I wish this dude as much success in America as he has across the pond :-)
although he made his jokes allot less nasty then over here the audience he had in the us really werent up for this lvl of harshness. hes got a couple full shows on his channel, one is from the us. check m out, you immediatly feel the difference from the other ones.
This man is pure genius.
“The last charity gig I did paid for the minibus that brought you here tonight”
Belter! 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼
Jimmy's totally fearless, no subject is off limits
Carr is a genius. The delivery is flawless. It's absolutely hilarious.
When he does improve, and I think.. "oh god hes either about to make me cringe or just do "ight" like all the other regular comedians" but then keeps amazing me the more I watch it... it just... its... AMAZING
The way he dealt with the girl near start of clip was brilliant 😅
Quick, witty and always on the edge…Brilliant Jimmy!
I would love to see Jimmy Carr, Andrew Shultz and Bill Burr go head-to-head.
Love all things Jimmy carr...I watch over again.... hilarious 😂
One among favorite things on Jimmy's shows
7:57 guy on her left got an excuse to look.
Lmao
2x
This guy is the best comic ive discovered recently. All of his jokes are funny if not funny and brilliant due to wordplay
I always love your content Mr. Carr! Bravo sir!
2 weeks ago, I recognized his face, but didn't know he was a comedian, now i have digested his hole channel, and in my eyes he is the funniest man in the world
Jimmy Carr pointed me out at a gig once and said I had a face like thunder😃
This guy is a legend. Much love from America 💓
he is one of the best....so quick with the wit and perfect delivery
I love his subtlety
the guy at 10:05 is the same guy who heckled Jimmy in Agony aunt for being called by Jimmy's dead mom, remember? Does he come to everyone of Jimmy's gigs to get roasted? :P
@BobbyG kek
Best thing I've ever watched
Love this man
Studies show comedians have a higher IQ than Dr's and lawyers. Carr stands out among comedians.
Citation please.
@@MadMagicPaul I can't believe you made me work on a saturday. I can't remember where I got that from, but here is a starting point.
lifehack.org/344730/science-proves-funny-people-are-more-intelligent
The first study listed is a dead link and the second isn't named. But that's all the further I'm going. It's not a statement I would bet my reputation on. The logistics of determining what qualifies as a comedian makes it a questionable assertion to begin with. Try to accept it as meant, a compliment of Carr's brilliance.
1:04 lady was actually awesome. idk what she did, but she played it off so well. What an incredible person. Simply the best haha
Imagine Jimmy as president
Liberty forever at last😇
But whose hand would it be?
He's president of comidies
Fucking right! Lol
He looks a bit like Nixon
Jimmy Carr roasting someone's laugh, that's bold
Like how with the woman at the start the bf was laughing in her face 😂
Oh man, you're sharp as a tack. Absolutely brilliant.
Yes! I've been looking forward to Vol. 2! THANK YOU! :))))
... damn it's over already :((
His ability to roast everyone and everything in existence is mind-blowing
I'm super impressed by the Fury Jams retort. That was amazing.
Jimmy is truly a genius!!!
His incredibly witty. It’s awesome
One of the best from Britain, hilarious 😂
Ave Satanas 6¹6³6
So many times you think I shouldn't laugh at that, but it's so funny.
15:45 his proper laughter
Yes. He fakes the other one
Bilal Sardar dont think he does
Your brain and sense of humour is amazing!
He’s so dark lol I love his maniac laugh after a filthy joke
The Fury Jams... got me :')
This is all so, so good 😂
Brilliant..as usual! 💕😂
Oh the short bus burn was AWESOME
Jimmy Carr and Sarah Millican are so quick with their audiences, I so enjoy and respect that in a comedian! (Ha-Ha-HAAAA!!)
Top comedian and all round top entertainer 😂😂😂😂😂🇬🇧
Jimmy is savage 🤣 😂 😆
Genius guy 😂 loved it
Holds the world record for shortist joke.
"Venison is deer in it" lol and
"Dwarf shortage"
Best video I’ve actually ever watched on CZcams of all my years , I can feel and picture how you went into the abyss, you went down deep into your own soul and made a deal with your own mind to help you achieve the 500 kg lift at what ever cost
'Note to self - If I ever find myself in the audience of a Jimmy Carr gig, I will get roasted.'
Video description says it wrong: "'Not to self - If I ever find myself in the audience of a Jimmy Carr gig, I will get roasted.'"
Awesome, you push the boundaries
The Fury Jams 😂
The Fury Jams. Lol
My jaw hurts from laughing so much
15:45 his real laugh
The more I see/hear him the more I want.
Reads people like a book.
Mind
That one family were such good sports about it.
Hahaha just love Jimmy
Jimmy can make explaining a joke funny. I envy him
Woman at the 2:40 mark took it all really well - good sport! Her buddies were hilarious, too!
Yessss!!! I love Jimmy
No one is safe from this maniac 😄.
Either he has ruined any chance of being president or he would make the best speeches and easily become president.
DrakeDracoDragon89 President?
@@yurikrefchanco5257 just saying if he ever ran for a position like that that's how it would go
Conn Benn he means prime minister
Ukrainian president is a comedian lmao
I think Jimmy deep-sixed those prospects when he was born in 1972 in Hounslow.
the fury jams XD
I like how at 14:14 there’s an outraged little “What!?” When the kids says how old he is.
Hes a magician with words
the lady sciences 😂😂😂😂😂😂