Jimmy Roasting The Audience - VOL. 3 | Jimmy Carr
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“Tracey... of course it fuckin’ is.”
That had me in hysterics!
I didn't get that joke. Why??
@@stefanosantini196 go and read viz
@@stefanosantini196 its a typical slags name from england
Please explain
@@nihalr385 I thought “Ofcourse it is” as well, it’s a little bit of a common name, she sounded like a Tracy lol
"Daddy, how did you meet mummy?"
"Jimmy Carr set us up at a gig"
"Should have known she'd cheat on me.."
Yes, our marriage is a joke, honey?
"Jimmy Carr set us up at a gig, and yes, I knew she was slutty from the second I met her."
*mommy.
D.B.
Oh poor thick American
You are the anomaly here
People underestimate, how intelligent and sharp someone must be, to be that quick with the responds to the hecklers. He's a fuckin genius.
Thats what im saying this man is a genius!
Did you know that he sets up lots of those jokes by organising to have the heckler yell out
i like these videos before even watched them
Yeah their probably set up
Only from the uk
British audiences are amazing. It's like they sense the jokes before they're told. Like when that lady said her name was Tracy, they already started laughing before Jimmy said "of course it is" 😂
Imagine that, people finding stuff funny without being told it's funny. Only Americans would need humor to be spoonfed
Yes, they have brains
That's because, when that Lady said her name is Tracy I said Of course it is before Jimmy did.. LOL!!!!!
it's all crowds that aren't american...
@@maxroesch7138 you ever seen the American footy chants? They need somebody at the front shouting the words for em and they repeat em back lmao, pitiful
"You will never chip a tooth, on soup"
-steve 2020
this was in 2014
@@willdenoble1898 timestamp?
Steve Thea 4:23
Your profile pic is fucking creepy😂
You actually really can chip a tooth on like a bone or some bad stuff
Jimmey joking about tax dodging, there's a lol
@Blind Bob No one knew it then in that clip
Haha I was looking for this comment
He was guilty of tax avoidance which isn’t a crime, so in real terms nothing to see her just your subjective opinion
combathotdog ur a right pleasant guy aren’t u fella
@@Rob-cy8xc It’s not about being legal or illegal it’s about being ethical or unethical and about having the right to joke about it since he either way doesn’t pay his taxes
That Sam kid was an absolute champion. Took the jokes better than most.
The level of confidence on Tracey is just amazing
They call that alcohol.
@@robs715 Ahh, yes. Liquid courage.
'I'm not in charge of the register.'
Damn, that was quick.
That 14 year old boy is straight out of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
That 14 year old boy is straight out of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
Is that the knockoff version on nickelodeon
Zack*
@@ellisdavison5688 I THOUGHT THIS VIDEO WAS AUDIENCE ROASTS JIMMY
Enjoy school 😂
@@alecmicah 3 months might've passed, but I finally corrected it! Thanks!
I hope Tracey and Steve hooked up
No but Kyle and his sister did
They're married, there on insta to
@@Sii6X are they
@@franklahache3679 no
@@Sii6X sarcasm or not like I actually can't tell
She wanted to go on a date with the guy when she found out he was a dentist $$$$
she looks good tbh
@@tft_and_chill do they both like soup?
@@rucu8311 they both look like soup
@@torsteinhaland2598 they both make soup on each other
@@nitromenoob r
Daddy how did you meet mum?
"I'll send you the link son"
5:23 best moment xD
"Tracey....of course it fucking is"
I think I miss some cultural references here because I'm Spaniard, but somehow it made me laugh. Is Tracey a name typical for that kind of girls or something??
@@adrianprieto7470 Yes...Tracey or Sharon 😂😎
Jimmy Crackin' Tax Jokes...
If The Audience Had Only Known at TheTime.
I think they had, that's what made it funny 😄
His crowd work is some of the best ever in my opinion
Dara O’Breien is very good too. He remembers every detail they tell him and incorporates them throughout the show. Jimmy does too but I think Dara does more of that.
@@ToddPierzina go back sleep Todd. 😂🤣
Steve was like "Oh damn, I might really get a date"
After she stood up he was like "Oh well, nevermind, it was a joke anyways."
"What's your name?"
"Tracy"
"... Of course it fuckin is"
Exactly what I was thinking.
I don't understand 🙈
@@Jifflan Tracy is a name in the UK that's commonly associated with being promiscuous.
@@AutomaticDuck300 oh haha!!
He’s sharp and quick-witted. I love it.
You are either brave or really full of self hatred to try to heckle Jimmy Carr.
Or naive.
Or have a degradation kink
He invites heckles if you watch some of his other specials, but yeh its pretty much Heckle suicide cos your gonna instantly regret it haha!
He's too quick and doesn't hold back. Legend.
At 12:33 you can hear Jimmy laughing like a real human for once.
Twlight Zone :)
Yeah, it actually surprised me because it's an extremely rare occurrence, and when it happens, it's just for a slip second before his usual laugh comes out.
@@Pumpkin0_0 yeh his persona laugh. I can laugh like that but it's fake.
I DONT LIKE ITTTT
Yeah the programming they use on him nowadays is getting better!
The Dentist said the 13 yo boy had the best set of teeth he'd ever come across.
Ffs...😱
12:30
DID JIMMY JUST LAUGH NORMALLY? 😵🤣🤣❤️
14:19 "there'as tax on spirits, isn't there?" lmao!
When she says that her name is Tracey, I said “course it fucking is” and then jimmy said it
No you didn’t. I did though.
@@ThePrblmKd91Xx PHIILLL
@@JenifAR87 huh? 😮
Look if you bring your 14 year old kid to see Jimmy Carr... You're parent of the year.
“There’s a name for people who see ghosts...schizophrenic”
I’m dead 💀😂
I love this man like a brother.. Jimmie's gotten me through some Dark days and now I'm laughing so damn hard..
and yet you can even spell his name right???
@@binguscultist can’t* even spell his name right- I think is what you meant 🤦♂️😂
"Would you like to have a go on that?" - Hahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!! I hope he did!
I wish I could be as quick witted as he is.
"of course it fucking is" I see a Cortina with those names on the windscreen 😂😂
12:33 did.. did he just.. laugh while exhaling?
nice catch
Yep. That there is his real laugh. Gotcha!
MusicMasterTasmania
Nah... you can hear him laugh/try not to laugh in the background at other comedians gigs, his laugh isn’t fake
+IDoge you must be new to Jimmy Carr, his laugh is always like that!
@@MusicMasterTasmania that was a giggle, which I've never heard him do lol. His real laugh is definitely that seal fucking thing
This guy is brutal 😂😂🔥🔥
I am genuinely invested in Steve and Tracey's relationship now! 😅
… or severe lack thereof? 😂🤣
Didn't realise how witty and fast Jimmy Carr is! Brilliant
He's a legend. Never cancel this man for his jokes.
I'm so glad Laugh Planet put Jimmy in their compilation. I'm from the states and this guy is amazing! 😂
This bit about Jersey not paying taxes is too funny 19:40
2:00 This whole bit killed me 🤣
That tax dodging joke...oh, the irony 😂😂
I could listen hours everyday and never get my fill... How have i only recently learned of Jimmy Carr?!?... Oh yeah, that's right, i'm a recluse in the US, without television...
Thank goodness for CZcams!!!
I would give you your fill Mary….. 😏😌👌🏼
Incidentally; my name is actually Phil 😂🤣😤
I love his interaction with the audience
7:04 That kid took those hits like a champ!
I wonder if he's actually gay
@@flappetyflippers either way, he still isn’t legal...
How he moves sometimes reminds me of C3PO
wtf. spot on lmao.
That's an insult to C3PO - At least he was funny and intelegnt and not made of wood😂
Mr. Carr you never cease to amaze me sir! Well done!
I love the irony of jimmy accusing glasgow of not paying taxes
dude mocking about not paying tax. man this never gets old xD
He did pay his taxes, he just finessed the system by storing money elsewhere.
I'm going to use that one day, "No officer I wasn't dodging my taxes. No I insist, I was just finessing the system."
@@joewilson3575 "I appreciate as a comedian, people will expect me to 'make light' of this situation, but I'm not going to in this statement.
"As this is obviously a serious matter. I met with a financial advisor and he said to me 'Do you want to pay less tax? It's totally legal'. I said 'Yes'."
"I now realise I've made a terrible error of judgement.
"
"Although I've been advised the K2 Tax scheme is entirely legal, and has been fully disclosed to HMRC (Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs).
"
"I'm no longer involved in it and will in future conduct my financial affairs much more responsibly. Apologies to everyone. Jimmy Carr."
He did nothing illegal.
McSpitfire there’s a difference between what is legal and what is moral. His actions may have been legal, but they were not morally correct.
"So definitely not a virgin in Glasgow."
*Dies inside*
That is the most Kyle looking bloke I have ever seen
Jim is soo good in making content with audience LOVE IT
U say Canterbury I hear clearing... 😂😂
I don’t get it...:(
@@broccolihighkicks3857basically not the uni you wanted, but it's better than nothing sort of thing
Thats right nod its not like we have a camera pointed at you
Enjoy school 😂😂😂
@HANA VEJVODOVA basically they 14 year old saying he was gay on a live DVD and all his mates will see him say it, so he has to go to school after admitting that. It's a joke, but could be on him lol.
"No offense to you" hahahaha! Jimmy !!!!!
If you want to dress in that manner and live in a lay-by, it's very much up to you.
@@darraghcorr2520 Yeah what a burn!, haha I love that guy, he actually makes me laugh so hard.
Awesome how the audience loves this part of the show!
Thank you for this, it was Glorious!!
17:10 Clearly yeees! HAHAHAHA best. 18:06 That expression! hahaha.
She wasn't amused lol
Love that Jimmy Carr regularly uploads on his channel 💕👏
Regular uploads are a vital requirement for regular income. Especially when that income is tax deductible
@@nitromenoob lmao do you see any ads in jims videos bruv? He aint getting paid much to upload these, definitely not enough for steady income lol his shows are where his income is, youtube is just advertising for him i think
He responds to us sometimes as well, pin comments, lovely guy really
More likely it's a manager or assistant that's uploading the clips.
@@Arcterion f off killjoy
The Star Trek joke gets especially fun because he is cosplaying Spock.
14:08.... hasn’t aged that well. 😂😂😂😂😂
Joseph Tolman-Lopez why?
He got caught evading tax
@@Mediocresinger No, avoiding, which is legal. Evading is not.
CuddlesForDays - tax avoidance, not tax evasion.
@@Mediocresinger that makes no sense because evading is illegal and he would have been in prison. he probably was avoiding. which is legal
Hilarious stuff again. Keep em coming.
He is SO BRILLIANT! Never disappoints!
1:54 I love how it took her a second to figure that out, would explain it lmao
😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️ I love when he’s roasting audiences
Damn you watch the right videos for your taste!
"There's a lot of people in here that have never paid tax in their fucking lives"
Bit rich, coming from you, Jimmy
He's paid quite a lot of tax, notwithstanding. I'm guessing more than most, incl you.
The woman next to the couple that worked in cyberdog and the kink shop was pure shock and horror 🤣
“Do you like 13 year old boys?”
I wouldn't believe an (unmarried) woman to say no.
In some prank videos, they often show the "normal" reaction at first, followed by a few seconds of looking closer and thinking about it.
It's just not allowed, but otherwise no problem.
@@bfkc111 ?
@@tomcrook5269 Sometimes CZcams puts the reply on the wrong comment or video.... I hope
@@bfkc111 wtaf...
Those two rock and roll types were expecting a performance involving lots of wierd loud sounds, sexually aggressive imagery, and swearing. And since it's a Jimmy carr gig, they were in luck!
I'm taking nothing away but I think they were plants...stand out TOO Much to be fair lol.
@@UKKC80s going from Jimmy's reaction they most definitely weren't. He was far to shocked to even come up with a response for a wee while
Now I need to know if Steve and Tracy ever when on a date
Daddy how did you meet mommy
Well...
After asking her name, she said Tracey, Why did Jimmy say "Of course it fuckin' is!" ??
At 5:23
@@ojibwayne2896 Bit of a stereotype. Look up Essex Girl.
He looks like a grown up young sheldon
Bruv Bruv So Sheldon?
Well he would love to lay claim to the big bang theory, (the sexual big bang that is) lol.
Only a polite British audience is actually able to go completely quiet so Jimmy can talk to them.
Thanks Jimmy, very enjoyable, and thought provoking bit. Laughed my ass off...again,,,?
Never seen a comedian do match making before. This is great 😂
Wow I'm early
Been waiting for this for ages
Yay!
Where there ectoplasma involved! Lol! 😂
3:45 Steve: (pointing to the audience) "Get me a date?"
Jimmy: "Get you a date? No problem - do you like 13 year old boys?"
hahaha I'm dead xD
"JERSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" hahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!! This fucking video is class.
This is so great!
12:33 jimmy breaks character
The best sites in New Castle 😂
*Newcastle
His performance in the roast of Rob Lowe brought me here
Forget Tracey and Steve. Is that Paddy Pimblet?! 😂 0:48
That moment his talked about paying taxes 😂🤣
If Jimmy wasn’t a comedian he’d be Slappy from Goosebumps
A suspicious amount of tax dodging jokes here... he wanted us all to know
Why jimmy doesn't have more than a million subscribers is beyond me lol
The soup dentist part killed me hahaha
Jimmy Carr is a f*cking BEAST! I love it :-D
Jimmy Carr is the master at roasting people
"Tracey " lmao
You sure it isn’t Tracie with a winky face dotting the i?
@@Bobal27 you could be right lol
5:24 was thinking the exact same thing XD
11:50 Jimmy said "defecate at will"...His name's Will...
Got a cheek talking about taxes hahaha
Jimmy carr :- roasts.
Also Jimmy Carr:- no offense to you.
The upside of a girl who orders flaming sambucas is that you know at least something's gonna get blown tonight.
smart identity, I was conflicted for a minute
I haven't subscribed yet so that bit at the very end was just for me. Thanks buddy, way to make a bloke(?) feel special. The restraining order will of course be forthcoming. Cheers.
I’ve said it before I’ll say it again, the best comedian there is!
Wow, he's actually laughing normally at this gig.
Love your style of comedy man
19:56 what is that weirdo doing?! 😂
Amelie! Haha. So quick!