Jimmy's Bedroom Advice (EXCLUSIVE) | Jimmy Carr - Telling Jokes

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  • You're all probably wondering why I've asked you here this evening...I wanted to talk to you about relationships in the bedroom.
    Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Telling Jokes
    Jimmy Carr marks 10 successful years in comedy with the release of his most controversial DVD to date, Telling Jokes. Featuring over 90 minutes of material that’s just too rude for television, the new DVD sees Jimmy Carr at his best; unleashing his delightfully crafted one-liners upon the nation and putting down brave hecklers.
    The Official Channel for the biggest face in British comedy (literally the biggest face - it's like the moon.)
    For the latest tour dates and tickets: www.jimmycarr.com/live/
    #JimmyCarr #StandUpComedy #StandUp #Comedy #Funny
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Komentáře • 291

  • @HunGredy
    @HunGredy Před 4 lety +865

    That very last joke answering the guy's question is why I love Jimmy's shows. Interactive, quick and witty, and of course dirty as heck.

    • @owenwilliams105
      @owenwilliams105 Před 4 lety +47

      Please dont use such disgusting words as heck

    • @user-hp9bl6oc1f
      @user-hp9bl6oc1f Před 3 lety +7

      @@owenwilliams105 heck ^_^

    • @owenwilliams105
      @owenwilliams105 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Chris_POYP Please dont heckle me - can say what I want (1st amendment)

    • @owenwilliams105
      @owenwilliams105 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Chris_POYP Never been - for the weak of mind.

    • @malikapollard3618
      @malikapollard3618 Před rokem +1

      Anything with Jimmy or Katherine i come across i watch. Guaranteed a good watch.

  • @Andrerc0
    @Andrerc0 Před 3 lety +146

    That "but that's Parkinsons for ya" comeback was brilliant and came out of nowhere

    • @GirGir183
      @GirGir183 Před rokem

      I think it came right from what they both rehearsed b4 the show.

    • @muleyamwiinga3988
      @muleyamwiinga3988 Před rokem

      Typical Parkinson

    • @DetlefDSoooS
      @DetlefDSoooS Před 11 měsíci

      that joke was unexpected, let me tell you haha

  • @bels3873
    @bels3873 Před 4 lety +313

    The noise he makes when he pretends he's eating lasagne is amazing. He sounds like a drain.

    • @danlewis3185
      @danlewis3185 Před 4 lety +5

      I want lessons on that not the rest of the stuff he taught 🤣

    • @ArcticWolf-qd6ev
      @ArcticWolf-qd6ev Před 3 lety

      @@danlewis3185 😂😂😂

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 Před 4 lety +137

    the reaction to "bulldog eating mayonnaise" as they all start imagining it lol

  • @johndoe-pm3wu
    @johndoe-pm3wu Před 3 lety +278

    "what wouldn't you do your missus would ask you to do?"
    "STOP"
    He is the wittiest comedian ever. Completely of the head!

  • @kellingtonlink956
    @kellingtonlink956 Před 4 lety +510

    What a brilliant set. Well done, Mr. Carr.

    • @kellingtonlink956
      @kellingtonlink956 Před 4 lety +12

      I suppose. At least, I enjoy a good laugh.

    • @rodrigobento4570
      @rodrigobento4570 Před 4 lety +10

      @Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan you're here aren't you?

    • @frankcorral4981
      @frankcorral4981 Před 4 lety +1

      I want to meet Tracy!

    • @OdinTheFrog
      @OdinTheFrog Před 4 lety +1

      Frank Corral you just want a quickie don’t ya

    • @olenilsen4660
      @olenilsen4660 Před 4 lety +1

      @@frankcorral4981 Sure, why not? Everybody else has... ;D

  • @hugojourdain9157
    @hugojourdain9157 Před 4 lety +478

    Best comedian ever🤣

    • @Gematrinator
      @Gematrinator Před 4 lety +3

      Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan lol? What you smoking man. He was never funny at all

    • @Nikola5982
      @Nikola5982 Před 4 lety +11

      He ain`t bad, but he`s no George Carlin!

    • @BearLite
      @BearLite Před 4 lety +5

      @@Nikola5982 now, nothing against Jimmy Carr, am a fan, but George Carlin will always be the top dog!

    • @sethgaston845
      @sethgaston845 Před 4 lety +3

      Mitch Hedberg and George Carlin are rolling in their graves over this comment.

    • @filmfelineadmin
      @filmfelineadmin Před 3 lety +1

      Do you speak English? Bc that comment makes no sense

  • @eck2x
    @eck2x Před 4 lety +251

    Still better than most dating gurus. Real talk.

  • @bustermk2
    @bustermk2 Před 4 lety +113

    Not being British I had to google Ann Widdecombe ... Rollover George.

  • @deansmith4752
    @deansmith4752 Před 4 lety +39

    bulldog eating mayonnaise cracked me up...

  • @renragged
    @renragged Před 4 lety +60

    "We've got a special name for the 'silent treatment', we call it 'peace and quiet'." LMAO.

  • @austincannon4177
    @austincannon4177 Před 4 lety +72

    With the thumbnail, I was 30% sure I was about to have a drink and wake up with a sore ass.

    • @ZakB96
      @ZakB96 Před 4 lety +5

      Underrated comment😂😂

  • @peterperfik2126
    @peterperfik2126 Před 3 lety +103

    Looks like a badger hit with a shotgun, I laughed so hard the Redbull I was about to swallow came out my nose

    • @blaizepatterson2382
      @blaizepatterson2382 Před 3 lety +3

      Bet tht hurt 😂

    • @cubiclelemur
      @cubiclelemur Před 3 lety

      I did that with my bang energy.

    • @daviesdavies538
      @daviesdavies538 Před 3 lety

      I didn't get it....why does he think it looks like that? I'm from Australia and don't know who she is...

  • @roonieramshaw929
    @roonieramshaw929 Před 3 lety +27

    I choked when he said badger thats been shot with a shotgun 😂

  • @mackcummy4976
    @mackcummy4976 Před 4 lety +17

    "Think of me as a kindly uncle" shhhh

  • @Againsttherulescouk
    @Againsttherulescouk Před 4 lety +10

    So smart.. love this man.. laughing out loud in the garden .. neighbours wondering what is going on 😂🤣🤣

  • @kevinwaag9976
    @kevinwaag9976 Před 4 lety +16

    The man is just a comedic god! 🤣🤣

  • @gerrywood-chromick363
    @gerrywood-chromick363 Před 3 lety +27

    I have just recently been introduced to the comedy of Jimmie Carr. Most entertaining.

  • @Attackonmuffin
    @Attackonmuffin Před 3 lety +5

    2:56 is a great example of Jimmy's quick Wit

  • @halkael2317
    @halkael2317 Před 4 lety +198

    I used to be married... but Im better now

  • @GlorifiedGameplay
    @GlorifiedGameplay Před 4 lety +7

    That last line was brilliant!! Gotta love Jimmy 🤭

  • @AleksandarIvanov69
    @AleksandarIvanov69 Před 4 lety +38

    This whole show is a serious contender for best he ever did :)

  • @RitchieRosson
    @RitchieRosson Před 4 lety +15

    We need to laugh now more than ever.

  • @jamesorme6296
    @jamesorme6296 Před 4 lety +22

    Jimmy's the best comic easily his off the cuff stuff is legendary

  • @wttao39
    @wttao39 Před 4 lety +15

    Hilarious, brilliant raw and ingenious!
    I cryed again from a peace of material that I've watched so many times.... Be always Well Jimmy and take care of yourself on these difficult times!

  • @michaelgalt388
    @michaelgalt388 Před rokem +1

    “Bulldog eating mayonnaise “🤣

  • @Fuyuzuki168
    @Fuyuzuki168 Před 4 lety +73

    i love the way he twist thing to makes thing worse than it was😂

  • @markwagner4909
    @markwagner4909 Před 4 lety +12

    I needed a great laugh today
    Thank you

  • @Paul-324
    @Paul-324 Před 4 lety +93

    8:35 ok but why did she look at both of them after that statement...

    • @dreliq981
      @dreliq981 Před 4 lety +7

      They both did it to her

    • @user-mc6zk8tc8c
      @user-mc6zk8tc8c Před 4 lety +3

      She did that on other jokes as well, when Marcus was picked on for that plaster on his face and also when he was asked what he did for a living, he has a scuba diving school.

  • @tomfletcher6385
    @tomfletcher6385 Před 4 lety +5

    9:00 the way he laughs 🤪🤪

  • @Shelldamage
    @Shelldamage Před 4 lety +9

    Brilliant, and the last joke pushed me off the chair!

  • @neuro1996
    @neuro1996 Před 4 lety +8

    Amazingly funny helpful, and realistic!

  • @dhanikaponnamperuma9145
    @dhanikaponnamperuma9145 Před 4 lety +7

    3:00 damn that was some brilliant improv

  • @schadowolf
    @schadowolf Před 4 lety +1

    Thank you for sharing! Excellent!!!!

  • @mackcummy4976
    @mackcummy4976 Před 4 lety +5

    That last line though was deadly.

  • @wonnelzoldilock7758
    @wonnelzoldilock7758 Před 4 lety +12

    Even though I watched so many times i will never get bored

    • @jamesorme6296
      @jamesorme6296 Před 4 lety +2

      Where did you see this? Ive seen this show before but this wasn't in the normal show

    • @GOONER.1886
      @GOONER.1886 Před 4 lety

      james orme it’s a bot account

  • @SkyValleySpaceCadet
    @SkyValleySpaceCadet Před 4 lety +5

    Can't wait to see you again live, brutally funny

  • @viperishzeus147
    @viperishzeus147 Před 4 lety +8

    Jimmy always makes me laugh

  • @anthonywstanton
    @anthonywstanton Před 4 lety +3

    Extraordinary content Mr. Carr! Top notch material sir!

  • @angelarredondo611
    @angelarredondo611 Před 3 lety +6

    This dude is QUICK with answering heckles

  • @jamesbarrows5003
    @jamesbarrows5003 Před 4 lety +45

    Will there be another season of 8 out of 10 cats??

  • @goodvibrations2751
    @goodvibrations2751 Před 4 lety +2

    That was awesome!! 👏🏻🤣😂

  • @denverbowen4430
    @denverbowen4430 Před 3 lety

    absolutely brilliant!!!!

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp Před 4 lety +2

    This is great!

  • @matejrojko5812
    @matejrojko5812 Před 4 lety +20

    great start to an evening

  • @javidmirza4584
    @javidmirza4584 Před 4 lety +3

    Made my day!

  • @godsperfectfailures796
    @godsperfectfailures796 Před 3 lety +2

    The ending is perfect

  • @gibson3661
    @gibson3661 Před 3 lety +1

    Best short jokes ever

  • @Burga1
    @Burga1 Před 4 lety +11

    Ur the funniest man ever 😂

  • @jordanu6501
    @jordanu6501 Před 4 lety

    Love this guy.

  • @kieranwatts8037
    @kieranwatts8037 Před 4 lety +2

    thank you Jimmy, very cool

  • @jusbetson
    @jusbetson Před 4 lety +79

    When was this shot? From the looks of this crowd it looks like it’s from 2001..

  • @robinfritz3729
    @robinfritz3729 Před 4 lety +37

    Jimmy.... when is the little tiny quiz of the lockdown coming back?

    • @philliphayden2727
      @philliphayden2727 Před 4 lety

      How amazing was that?!?!

    • @Live-by2vk
      @Live-by2vk Před 4 lety

      Yeh, still feeling like something missing every night. I was really enjoying it

  • @connagh11
    @connagh11 Před 3 lety

    GobJob hahahaha that had me jimmy had me good and proper mate 😂🤣

  • @priyankbisht6229
    @priyankbisht6229 Před 3 lety

    What an ending😂😂😂😂

  • @chrisadams2728
    @chrisadams2728 Před 4 lety +6

    Glad to see President Nixon recovered from that whole sordid impeachment deal and landed on his feet. He look so young in the thumbnail!

  • @mimoochodom2684
    @mimoochodom2684 Před 4 lety +4

    Fantastic stuff. We need a laugh .

  • @stevehudson1111
    @stevehudson1111 Před 2 lety

    possibly the best yet

  • @utubetrutharrowmichael-and9105

    Appears to be 395 women living with cats who didn't approve of that opening joke

  • @keeganrichard8508
    @keeganrichard8508 Před 3 lety +1

    A badger hit with a shotgun had me on the ground

  • @calvinteh3297
    @calvinteh3297 Před 4 lety +2

    Legend

  • @scottishbanta9682
    @scottishbanta9682 Před 4 lety +1

    Smashing video

  • @hollybigelow5337
    @hollybigelow5337 Před rokem +1

    I'm not going to lie, when Jimmy asked about the scenario with Anne Widdecombe and George Clooney I was really hoping the guy was going to respond with, "I thought you were going to give me a choice between a woman and a man."

  • @grozafitza4913
    @grozafitza4913 Před 4 lety

    This guy laugh is the new thing=))

  • @ronaldbowles1278
    @ronaldbowles1278 Před 2 lety +2

    Jimmy’s gotta be the best comedian that ever was by far

  • @ohareair552
    @ohareair552 Před 4 lety +6

    This video should have more views

  • @CynicalOldDwarf
    @CynicalOldDwarf Před 4 lety +1

    lol, the coil.
    I've heard stories of men going at it, only to suddenly impale their fireman's helmet on a piece of copper wire.

  • @jessepeeletersonamazin7952

    0:32 hahaha

  • @markc1894
    @markc1894 Před 3 lety

    That’s when you both wear a bag and hope yours doesn’t come off 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bartersmile508
    @bartersmile508 Před 3 lety +2

    AFTER THE BAG OVER THE HEAD JOKE A BAG ADVERT CAME ON

  • @markevans7860
    @markevans7860 Před 4 lety +1

    Jimmy Carr is the comedians comedian, brill!!!

    • @Karajorma
      @Karajorma Před 4 lety +2

      There's an American stand up comedian called Steve Hofstetter who is famous for destroying hecklers. And he admitted that Jimmy Carr was better at it. So yes, I wouldn't be surprised if there are quite a few comedians taking notes.

  • @henkie8871
    @henkie8871 Před 10 měsíci

    Hilarious!!!!!!

  • @abeerkhatoon1971
    @abeerkhatoon1971 Před 3 lety +1

    You're quite fun to watch buddy 😍😁

  • @alanrosenau6806
    @alanrosenau6806 Před 4 lety +3

    🇺🇲 hello all. Jimmy Carr is the best! Need his comedy during these troubling times

  • @xtc79
    @xtc79 Před 4 lety

    badger hit with a shotgun - LMFAO

  • @AlukardTheDeathknight
    @AlukardTheDeathknight Před 3 lety +1

    😆😂🤣 Comedy at it's finest

  • @paulatreanor5566
    @paulatreanor5566 Před 11 měsíci

    Went to see him before laughter all night.

  • @MW-wz9dh
    @MW-wz9dh Před 4 lety +2

    Love you're video

  • @johnmatrix7003
    @johnmatrix7003 Před 3 lety

    At about 7 minutes in. From Australia ... you're not busy looking at the mantelpiece when you're stocking the fire.

  • @outseeker
    @outseeker Před 4 lety +6

    hope this youtube thing is working out for ya mate! just watched half a dozen ads in here XD

  • @mrsanchaz2003
    @mrsanchaz2003 Před rokem +1

    Tracy! You are famous

  • @AdolfAuschwitz79
    @AdolfAuschwitz79 Před 3 lety

    I have a bag of chip!

  • @rick-kx7gy
    @rick-kx7gy Před 4 lety +2

    and always remember - the best way to make a hormone - don't pay her .

  • @melissachartrand1471
    @melissachartrand1471 Před rokem

    I can't really understand but I trust what your doing.

  • @kyrie4451
    @kyrie4451 Před 4 lety +1

    Tracy is lovely.

  • @mickey0303
    @mickey0303 Před rokem

    Jimmy as great as you are. by now I know all your Jokes, because I have seen all your Videos. would be nice to get some new Material soon......Thanks

  • @no-oneman.4140
    @no-oneman.4140 Před 2 lety

    At 8.17 he flutters his eyelids like Ann Widecombe, uncanny.

  • @craigthornton1971
    @craigthornton1971 Před 4 lety

    He always reminds me of a modern era Eddie Cantor

  • @StarlasAiko
    @StarlasAiko Před 3 lety

    Clapping at a Parkinson joke is less inappropriate than jazz hands at Parkinson jokes

  • @kevy4548
    @kevy4548 Před 4 lety +4

    Just ordered a chicken sandwich. Hold the mayo

  • @Jack_2004
    @Jack_2004 Před 4 lety +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • @SqueekyBums
    @SqueekyBums Před 4 lety +13

    Who clicks on a Jimmy Carr vid to give it a thumbs down? What did you expect to see / hear? WTF.

    • @MartinWillett
      @MartinWillett Před 4 lety

      Have you ever heard of autoplay? Not every video that plays is chosen. If CZcams think you're a naughty boy they can recommend something on the mainstream acceptable side of what you would have chosen yourself. It is very irritating to get your computer or phone on your case trying to make your taste blander.

    • @SqueekyBums
      @SqueekyBums Před 4 lety +3

      @@MartinWillett Heard of it yes, and that it can be disabled. First thing I do on any device.

  • @billysinge8977
    @billysinge8977 Před 4 lety +11

    He looks like Glenn Quagmire.

  • @Opine_Divine
    @Opine_Divine Před 3 lety +5

    I'm not looking for advice. I want some in-person instruction from Jimmy. 😍

  • @Nergal_Slayer
    @Nergal_Slayer Před 3 lety

    A badger that's been hit by a shotgun
    7:15

  • @olibewell5020
    @olibewell5020 Před 4 lety +1

    Lol

  • @therealgamer4065
    @therealgamer4065 Před 4 lety

    Come to Australia ( Adelaide)

  • @noahabraham4539
    @noahabraham4539 Před 3 lety +1

    I got head on the top deck of a bus.
    The awkward part is when the school kids got on the bus and I tried to stop her she kept going.
    Jacket over head but ... yeah not comfortable

  • @hockysa
    @hockysa Před 4 lety

    just realised Jimmy's photo shows him flexing a Daytona

  • @mangwenigumede5574
    @mangwenigumede5574 Před 4 lety +8

    I still wonder if tracy and steve hooked up