Jimmy's Guide To Job Application Forms | Jimmy Carr: Comedian

Jobs don't care about qualifications these days, what they want is someone with a sense of humour...
Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Comedian
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Live from London's Bloomsbury Theatre (in 2007, when it was filmed): Jimmy Carr - Comedian (Live) sees funnyman Jimmy Carr sharing his cynical, but always hilarious, take on life's little absurdities.
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[@kenjimori5713]

Laughing my ass off in the middle of the night!!! Love you, Jimmy!!!

[@alex35agm]

My favorite question at interviews is Why do you want to work here? You're expected to give an answer that you love what they do but really it's because you're broke and need a job.

[@ecos889]

Yeah, it's like dude we are applying for a crappy grunt job here. Why else would we work here lol.

[@maxwellmacdonald9009]

This always puts a smile on my face, no matter how socially unacceptable joke is made

[@chriss4242]

Pure genius 👏. Love this guy, he is so freaking hilarious 🤣

[@kellingtonlink956]

The attentive joke was brilliant. Thanks for the video, Mr. Carr.

[@nixonleonxio5071]

I don't know why, i just love the way he laughs 😂😂

[@arenosion9485]

Cheers Jimmy Great Laugh as always 👍

[@andrewnorth170]

"N-urrrghrrrr" lol

[@NewMessage]

* turns to look at his potato painting on the fridge and frowns *

[@outseeker]

killer stuff, as always :) all still funny to hear again

[@dannydetonator]

Top cut! The bar is high, Sean..

[@ericmelto7810]

It would be fun to just go fill out applications. See if they call back.

[@HoloSohma]

Mom lost the chance to be in police as an office person cuz the lie detector she answered honestly that she did drugs... over like 20 years ago but they didn’t care how long ago it was...

[@mariosebastiani3214]

she could have said: "and it was to learn the difference between the various kinds, so I could be of use for the narcotics investigation team".

[@shanethrelfall416]

Pleased to tell you all but I used these on my application form and got the job

[@iggysixx]

And how is Starbucks working out for you so far?

[@2AWNY]

How’s the career going?

[@sallevadorradman1938]

Fantastic!

[@DannyStrydom]

Great Stuff Jimmy!!

[@jalisencio]

Never disappoints

[@zuti071]

Finnaly something new.

[@Antares070]

Awesome!

[@chucknin1491]

"I usually notice a period almost immediately"

[@Caroleonus]

"Starbucks, the posh coffee shop." You what?

[@nathantorresstanevil6958]

I've filated myself...well tried lol. Take out bottom ribs and you can do it

[@olliperez9022]

Nice table!

[@kenanacampora]

This man is insane. I like it. 👍🏻😬

[@daltonbishop9677]

Lol- from America

[@colintosh5417]

Jimmy Carr went into comedy after a work colleague said to him working in an office is not really for you

[@gamerboyss5310]

really?????

[@colintosh5417]

@@gamerboyss5310 seriously I heard Jimmy Carr say it on a tv show, QI I think

[@stereoroid]

Jimmy used to work for Shell Oil, in Marketing. He talks about this on Top Gear.

[@GB-fk7eq]

🤣🤣🤣. This is gold

[@What_was_wrong_w_jst_our_names]

an ad right in the middle of a punchline. Oof.

[@88888888mummypig]

Mouse's ear !!

[@publicspeaker4009]

😂😂😂

[@generalhargrievous9928]

Fighter of the night boy

[@Kingy100]

Love your videos , but are all the adverts really needed

[@prairiestoners7042]

😂😂😂 this is great

[@divyam_garg]

The only thing left to follow up a Gordon ramsay rabbit hole is Jimmy Carr and youtube knows it!

[@deborahol]

Jimmy's eyes are sexeeee!
💑 ⬅️ Jim and me, sitting in a tree. Might need a crane to get me down however due to my calorific lockdown habits.

[@markc1894]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@JesusisJesus]

Ahhhhh ahhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

[@locohobo1925]

Despite the legend... removing ribs does not enable self-felation. To do so requires de-fusing the vertebrae that form your coccyx, which you cannot do. No matter how much money I offered him, my doctor refused to perform the surgery.

[@gaminglikethoushould8978]

Yeet

[@Neelix99]

How does he do it? 🤣😎

[@reubenmanzo2054]

0:48 I'm a bit confused, what else could it be?

[@shebbs1]

Are you serious?

[@reubenmanzo2054]

@@shebbs1 Yes, I'm serious.

[@MsAsdferas]

I don't know if I can write it here but it rhymes with "day".

[@briantravelman]

Apparently the joke is that it's misheard as "gayboy" Don't feel bad. I didn't get it either. I thought maybe it was just some term they use in England

[@rituparnachatterjee9616]

What is day boy??

[@AB-gb1om]

Gay boy, but misheard

[@georgebrandy3896]

I'm really hoping you already knew that...

[@johnparker2252]

At some boarding schools, instead of being resident, you can go every day from home therefore ‘day boy’.

[@lazyjesus6573]

Oh to be 14 again

[@1999Subaru]

What is BNP?

[@nasserd6269]

British National Party, a far right political party

[@kekistanihelpdesk8508]

Bangladeshi national party

[@harisceric9447]

2:58 FORTNITE

[@readerjo]

Why did Jimmy used to put on such a posh accent?

[@Pikachu_25-4Life]

[@krnmoore1309]

You are fucking hilarious

[@chriswilkes2438]

Why hasn't he been kicked out

[@xauthu4704]

0:11 xx

[@MrMrToYouThough]

1st 🙋🏽‍♂️

[@MrMrToYouThough]

@LaBelle424242 it's my 1st 1st ever lol

[@ZomBeeNature]

Jimmy is a joke!
which is the whole point

[@duuhat5834]

Que Dios nos perdone.

[@chriswilkes2438]

Is religion something to do with it?