Dating 101 With Jimmy | Jimmy Carr

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  • čas přidán 31. 05. 2024
  • Want to know all the useful tips and advice on dating? then probably best NOT to watch this.
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Komentáře • 114

  • @RedrulesRedrules
    @RedrulesRedrules Před 3 lety +344

    Jimmy carr is the only person I know who actually laughs like how you type it, hahahahahaa

    • @shaunmannie3566
      @shaunmannie3566 Před 3 lety +3

      He actually goes ahahahahah

    • @CDot05
      @CDot05 Před 3 lety +1

      @@shaunmannie3566 ACTUALLY it goes hahahaa

    • @divead2858
      @divead2858 Před 3 lety

      He sounds like a laugh track sound effect from a horror movie

  • @SoAboutThat
    @SoAboutThat Před 3 lety +87

    Seriously, thank you Jimmy Carr for posting these. I'm not even trying to be clever for a change because making me bust a gut with laughter is genuinely good medicine for which I am sincerely grateful.

    • @mpchmr1317
      @mpchmr1317 Před 3 lety +1

      So'A boutthat I’m with you bud

  • @CumBrianFries
    @CumBrianFries Před 3 lety +12

    That transition from the McDonald to the Elisabeth Fritzl joke was fucking gold!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +179

    Apparently, all you have to do do get a date is ask them. Sometimes, they say yes!
    I bought a panel van for nothing!

    • @ryanbrimson8238
      @ryanbrimson8238 Před 3 lety +6

      I see you commenting on every Jimmy Carr video dude chill

    • @MrSidney9
      @MrSidney9 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol

    • @one2sree
      @one2sree Před 3 lety +1

      @@ryanbrimson8238 well we enjoying reading his comments.. you chill dude

    • @ryanbrimson8238
      @ryanbrimson8238 Před 3 lety

      @@one2sree I didn't mean it in a bad way if that's how you interpreted it... you chill dude

  • @CherylMuir
    @CherylMuir Před 3 lety +32

    Jimmy's over here casually putting me out of a job 😂👌

  • @raghavagarwal4739
    @raghavagarwal4739 Před 3 lety +108

    Jimmy i dont know any British comedian as good as you!!

    • @brucealmighty9877
      @brucealmighty9877 Před 3 lety +4

      Any comedian ever...

    • @JohnyG29
      @JohnyG29 Před 3 lety +6

      There are loads mate.

    • @orarinnsnorrason4614
      @orarinnsnorrason4614 Před 3 lety +4

      Eddie Izzard is British? He's pretty awesome.

    • @DayLateGamerWill
      @DayLateGamerWill Před 3 lety +4

      Ricky Gervais
      Richard Ayowade (spelled wrong, Im sure)
      Noel Fielding
      Stephen Fry
      Just to name a few others to look into

    • @chris-vn6sw
      @chris-vn6sw Před 3 lety

      I thought he was Canadian 🤔

  • @stephenhadley2170
    @stephenhadley2170 Před 3 lety +15

    JC is a polished up hard boy. Gotta love him.

    • @knot-right836
      @knot-right836 Před 3 lety +7

      Polished up hard boy... sounds like an exhibition in a pride parade

  • @rockrick9988
    @rockrick9988 Před 3 lety +27

    Thanks for all the dating tips jimmy

  • @19carrot84
    @19carrot84 Před 3 lety +10

    Jimmy you are a genius at stand up comedy. Please never stop.

  • @mr.rainbowlovescoffee
    @mr.rainbowlovescoffee Před 3 lety +9

    I'm now in the mood for a big Mac and a date 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz Před 3 lety +14

    Best McDonalds' commercial ever.

  • @ahdkaw
    @ahdkaw Před 3 lety +39

    McDonalds use the term Restaurant in an attempt to reduce planning permission complaints when building it, not funny, but true.

  • @goaway2803
    @goaway2803 Před 3 lety +9

    Thank you for the relationship advice XD and take care of yourself, Mate

  • @Opine_Divine
    @Opine_Divine Před 3 lety +2

    Thanks, Jimmy. I need all the help I can get.

  • @benjaminlumsden
    @benjaminlumsden Před 3 lety +5

    True gentleman at 8:10

  • @RA-di9ie
    @RA-di9ie Před 3 lety +2

    You legendary man you 👍🏼 thank you

  • @callum1091
    @callum1091 Před 2 lety

    Why does the guy on the left at 6:14 look like Jimmy’s long lost brother 😂

  • @mimoochodom2684
    @mimoochodom2684 Před 3 lety +2

    How good's this guy.

  • @gazpearce3700
    @gazpearce3700 Před 3 lety +1

    Legend Jimmy

  • @js0988
    @js0988 Před 3 lety +40

    Dating advice from a guy who lost his virginity at 27, that's like getting nautical advice from Titanics captain.

    • @lazyjesus6573
      @lazyjesus6573 Před 3 lety +2

      JS 09 hur hur you said “Tit” 😝

    • @thedemonking0013
      @thedemonking0013 Před 3 lety +1

      Dating doesn't always involve sex so maybe getting sex advice is a no go but dating maybe

    • @destroTNS
      @destroTNS Před 3 lety +2

      I'm pretty sure he didnt. Probably just a joke man!
      Stand Up comedians specifically use the term "true story" when indeed it isnt

    • @js0988
      @js0988 Před 3 lety +1

      @@destroTNS czcams.com/video/x1aSCd2T13o/video.html

    • @JohnyG29
      @JohnyG29 Před 3 lety +3

      The Titanic's Captain was highly experienced .

  • @JohnDeere523
    @JohnDeere523 Před 3 lety +2

    Chunky KitKat!!! Ha

  • @addo-s-
    @addo-s- Před 3 lety +2

    Classic

  • @Noname-ho7ib
    @Noname-ho7ib Před 3 lety +2

    *It means there's gonna be a second date* LMAO

  • @DavidHembrow
    @DavidHembrow Před 3 lety +9

    Why does Jimmy keep interrupting the ads?

  • @ceenaboyable
    @ceenaboyable Před 3 lety +3

    8:45, Rick Flagg is in the audience, ladies and gents

  • @nicot9305
    @nicot9305 Před 3 lety +6

    Leaving a comment. Hello, Al Gorithm!

  • @tmhwriter
    @tmhwriter Před 3 lety

    He's really got a mean streak.

  • @warrenjay4071
    @warrenjay4071 Před 3 lety

    Fucking class

  • @lazyjesus6573
    @lazyjesus6573 Před 3 lety +38

    Covid killed the stage performer.

    • @billystokes3917
      @billystokes3917 Před 3 lety

      @Richy J The-Gamer-Guy Hello, you must be a racist. Unless it's a joke in which case... it's not funny.

    • @Gussyboy06
      @Gussyboy06 Před 3 lety +18

      @JeremyK 541OR. you do know Corona virus is very real right

    • @lazyjesus6573
      @lazyjesus6573 Před 3 lety +9

      JTxXPHANTOMXx he didn’t state the virus isn’t real. He mentioned the political pandemic.

    • @sirzechsquasar
      @sirzechsquasar Před 3 lety +1

      Wtf

    • @Yahikkox
      @Yahikkox Před 3 lety +2

      Most countries, besides u.s., have been back to allow stage performances for a while. And I really don't think Jimmys career got killed during the pandemic

  • @tylerrobinson2928
    @tylerrobinson2928 Před 3 lety +1

    4 stars😉

  • @stayingloyaltonaymencke606

    Good German Jimmy, dankeschoen

  • @HoloSohma
    @HoloSohma Před 3 lety +3

    As a girl I’d laugh so hard at jokes during stuff I think

  • @filmfelineadmin
    @filmfelineadmin Před 3 lety +4

    OMG man upload a new video already!!! Do them at home and make millions. Clearly pple are watching. I'm recovering from surgery, I need to laugh! New stand up or nakid pics of you - you chose!

  • @gaminggamergaming6918
    @gaminggamergaming6918 Před 3 lety

    he qouted kichen gun

  • @full-time_antihero
    @full-time_antihero Před 3 lety +3

    I didnt get the 25years underground joke

    • @audeamus1180
      @audeamus1180 Před rokem

      Google Josef Fritzel and daughter struggle cuddling.

  • @christopherbedford9897
    @christopherbedford9897 Před 3 lety +9

    Not so much "dating" 101 as "sex" 101, though, isn't it

    • @jeckporrow8988
      @jeckporrow8988 Před 3 lety +3

      If you see a difference there, you're doing it wrong.

    • @christopherbedford9897
      @christopherbedford9897 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jeckporrow8988 Really now. Dating is all about the sex, is it?
      Glad you're not shallow, then.

    • @jeckporrow8988
      @jeckporrow8988 Před 3 lety +3

      @@christopherbedford9897 Go back to /r/niceguys, guy that took my comment way too seriously...

  • @scoterf
    @scoterf Před 3 lety +3

    Ffs 6 adverts so far in a 9 min clip, wtf youtube??????

    • @benjaminlumsden
      @benjaminlumsden Před 3 lety +1

      Maybe he needs the money from the ads because the taxman caught up with him again.

    • @ashleymayes6415
      @ashleymayes6415 Před 3 lety +2

      I'm 5.5min in so far and haven't had a single ad yet!!

    • @moondoggeh
      @moondoggeh Před 3 lety +2

      CZcams vanced... no ads ever 😂

    • @Evilchimp666
      @Evilchimp666 Před 3 lety

      You tube Vance the way to go no ads

  • @emilyadler6621
    @emilyadler6621 Před 3 lety

    I didn't know jimmy know German

  • @mrs111198
    @mrs111198 Před 3 lety

    0:32 Can someone explain the cuffs and collar joke?

    • @Slash1066
      @Slash1066 Před 3 lety +3

      I believe it relates to pubic hair matching the hair on her head. If she shaves down below she would be bald headed if she matched.

    • @mrs111198
      @mrs111198 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Slash1066 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thanks man

  • @forkyyyy7842
    @forkyyyy7842 Před 3 lety +1

    That took a minute for the 25 years joke

  • @domhemmingway1479
    @domhemmingway1479 Před 3 lety +3

    Stop the adverts jimmy you cant be that hard up

    • @tilywinn
      @tilywinn Před 3 lety +1

      DOM HEMMINGWAY Didn’t you hear, he’s got a big tax bill to pay. 😏 heh heh.

  • @ZomBeeNature
    @ZomBeeNature Před 3 lety +1

    all of your ads prevent the video from loading. yes, the video will not play because the ads can't load

    • @JohnyG29
      @JohnyG29 Před 3 lety +2

      Welcome to CZcams!

    • @D-Rock420
      @D-Rock420 Před 3 lety +1

      Your server / net service sucks. Video and ads played just fine for me

    • @MsLightbar
      @MsLightbar Před 3 lety +1

      Seemed like too many ad breaks, stopped watching the video

  • @kingofthehill4atk4studio9

    why do the stage lights look fake? :/

  • @tomatobrush3283
    @tomatobrush3283 Před 3 lety

    If you had any new content it would be new.

  • @jimandrews4261
    @jimandrews4261 Před 3 lety +6

    What if after all these years it turns out that he was gay all along

  • @frederikVtube
    @frederikVtube Před 3 lety +1

    .

  • @anthonyphung5287
    @anthonyphung5287 Před 3 lety

    The regular anteater postsynaptically vanish because football unpredictably puncture aside a parched pelican. colossal, splendid dream

  • @Shaun.Stephens
    @Shaun.Stephens Před 3 lety +5

    Disappointed. Over half was recycled from other videos. If you're a Jimmy fan then you know most of this stuff already.
    You'd think that, what with no gigging right now he'd come up with some new material to keep his fanbase interested.