r/Ihadastroke | are,.. are you okay?

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  • @cogniferous2537
    @cogniferous2537 Před 4 lety +6354

    _This is like 14 minutes of Damien being held at gunpoint and forced to summon the devil._

  • @vacantchub7241
    @vacantchub7241 Před 4 lety +643

    Everyone: Asks a question
    These types of people: **enchantment table noises**

  • @fozian9591
    @fozian9591 Před 2 lety +169

    i actually died at 10:50. The serious tone he took made it all the more funny

  • @thelemoncoffee
    @thelemoncoffee Před 2 lety +9

    0:58
    it's the Ibuki icon that sells it for me.
    I can't look at that and not go "yeah that sounds like her"

    • @anjellyka_
      @anjellyka_ Před měsícem

      i literally read it in her voice lmfao

    • @zekeggy
      @zekeggy Před 2 dny

      epilepsy

  • @jul1us.01
    @jul1us.01 Před 3 lety +409

    "McChicken"
    -Some guy that had a stroke, I hope he's okay.

    • @dismal8294
      @dismal8294 Před 3 lety +10

      Kvayeahfdmbxmvsyezxvjzkhfzkcx

    • @dismal8294
      @dismal8294 Před 3 lety +10

      I McCr
      Hickenlooper
      Like

    • @dismal8294
      @dismal8294 Před 3 lety +5

      Ooooo

    • @ryanlima7800
      @ryanlima7800 Před 3 lety +7

      Eggers

    • @moadot720
      @moadot720 Před 3 lety +3

      I just saw that part as I read your comment! 😂 This is like the first time that something like that actually happened to me!

  • @Manel-dq2kb
    @Manel-dq2kb Před 4 lety +537

    "But alas, when I returned she was had been a the died."
    What a heartbreaking story

  • @lianahawes75
    @lianahawes75 Před 6 měsíci +6

    I swear Damien has the same gibberish reading skill as Matt rose

  • @KAT-bt5qg
    @KAT-bt5qg Před 2 lety +47

    It's really wholesome that he followed that person back. I bet he just made their day. Well, 2 years ago, but whatever

  • @BlindingLight
    @BlindingLight Před 4 lety +548

    “Smork Alam”
    I wonder what the guys who made that were smorking when they did it.

  • @flowzeycontent937
    @flowzeycontent937 Před 3 lety +699

    Damien: I’m not tryna get cancelled because of-
    Ad: *S U N G L A S S E S*

  • @littlehomeslice1607
    @littlehomeslice1607 Před rokem +7

    “It’s not even funny and I laughed.”
    Damien in a nutshell.

  • @sumox1727
    @sumox1727 Před 2 lety +49

    Damien has the most contagious laugh out of anyone I’ve ever seen

  • @Darweezer
    @Darweezer Před 4 lety +3540

    Man, I love me some “POTASSIUM TOES” for dinner

    • @AlabamaMan
      @AlabamaMan Před 4 lety +65

      ÿŪnn

    • @Sketchybat9404
      @Sketchybat9404 Před 4 lety +41

      Omg I’m dying bruhhhhhhhhhh!

    • @nonexistent79
      @nonexistent79 Před 4 lety +107

      FBI open up
      Edit: who the hell liked my reply, it’s a piece of cringe

    • @Darweezer
      @Darweezer Před 4 lety +33

      Jesus I come back after a month and I’ve got over 80 likes

    • @novianuzohra290
      @novianuzohra290 Před 4 lety +12

      Now 90 @@Darweezer

  • @akiragrg2908
    @akiragrg2908 Před 3 lety +3573

    Im genuinely amazed by his ability to read gibberish.

  • @sunlight941
    @sunlight941 Před 2 lety +23

    11:28, explained:
    - Man tried to spell "like wtf" and instead got "like grr".
    - He tried to clarify by saying "no not grr" but got "no not get" instead of it.
    - He tried to say "ffs" but it got changed to "free".
    - Once again, astonished by the mess he was making, he tried to yell "WTF" but got "GRR".

  • @ghost-sk3wf
    @ghost-sk3wf Před 2 lety +11

    you know its gonna be a good video when it hasn't even been a minute and you feel like your laughing so hard it feels like your lungs are imploding

  • @immortalsoldier5629
    @immortalsoldier5629 Před 4 lety +286

    Damien is in a perpetual stroke, it's why he can read these so perfectly

    • @mundane3809
      @mundane3809 Před 4 lety +6

      Yea because uf yes that will have imm order saw you roght now lmaoooooooi like af

    • @cupofstress4762
      @cupofstress4762 Před 4 lety

      @@mundane3809 UH.. Did you have a stroke?

    • @gaijinspice6984
      @gaijinspice6984 Před 4 lety +2

      Cup OF Stress r/woosh

    • @mundane3809
      @mundane3809 Před 4 lety +2

      @@cupofstress4762 no it was pefrectly asnwereing the comment so like fyou do hvr yo mama so fat

    • @notYourBro44
      @notYourBro44 Před 4 lety

      @@MrDankTM I tel you the tell abuot that vido Ii waatchh adn dontjknow what hhasened b butb me nnnbhuu7nnj p90ooo

  • @domeen0gt895
    @domeen0gt895 Před 4 lety +411

    'say hi to reddit'
    'Mcchicken'
    Me: He is speaking the language of gods!

  • @zzszszszszz
    @zzszszszszz Před 2 lety +8

    2:50 I love how he still says alas

  • @softyturtle2324
    @softyturtle2324 Před 2 lety +6

    5:17
    "Mindset is what separates the best from the rest"
    6:47
    "I want my food to look the best." He's just a stuttery boi.

  • @---di7zu
    @---di7zu Před 4 lety +155

    How to be famous:
    1. Go on the internet
    2. In the middle of typing something in a conservation have a stroke
    3. Profit

    • @saincx0m9
      @saincx0m9 Před 4 lety +1

      you missed the ??? part

    • @---di7zu
      @---di7zu Před 4 lety +2

      @Cmdr. Lewdiepie maybe use a Mac pro to make it work

    • @pelican7235
      @pelican7235 Před 4 lety +7

      Arnis Mickevics
      How to be famous:
      1. Go on the internet
      2. jsjdieiauUuejnfnsjsiiajjSjndjfiifkdmdnjj
      3. Profit

    • @---di7zu
      @---di7zu Před 4 lety +1

      @@pelican7235 that's the correct procedure. You're on your way to glory!

    • @theraptor9379
      @theraptor9379 Před 4 lety +1

      Youm re so re sowoqlqkamaheyan shays suaswase kzqw ?

  • @President_Starscream
    @President_Starscream Před 4 lety +680

    I believe these humans have shorted out, someone get a voltmeter.

    • @nish7023
      @nish7023 Před 4 lety +12

      like kaminari after 1.3 million volts

    • @SketchyTigers
      @SketchyTigers Před 4 lety +5

      Maybe their brain has too much resistance, we need an ohmmeter up in here

    • @bjp4869
      @bjp4869 Před 4 lety +2

      You sure they are humans?

    • @President_Starscream
      @President_Starscream Před 4 lety +1

      @@bjp4869 ......not anymore

    • @synth2257
      @synth2257 Před 4 lety +2

      It’ll only work if they are synths

  • @novaflame4812
    @novaflame4812 Před 2 lety +1

    I really needed this for my crippling depression, watching damien speak fluent gibberish xD, thanks man.

  • @epicsoul8136
    @epicsoul8136 Před 2 lety +12

    Thumbnail Translated for people on a lower cognitive level:
    Dori: “Hi, I hate you.”
    Melmon: “I know.”

    • @ricestrange
      @ricestrange Před 2 lety +2

      What does the narrator box say?

    • @epicsoul8136
      @epicsoul8136 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ricestrange I don’t know. I’ll go back to this video to work on it. Be back in 2 minutes.

    • @Nat-irl
      @Nat-irl Před 8 měsíci

      @@epicsoul8136 You said 2 minutes.

    • @epicsoul8136
      @epicsoul8136 Před 8 měsíci

      @@Nat-irl I Had to get Milk…

    • @gunpon1803
      @gunpon1803 Před 8 měsíci

      @@epicsoul8136 then what IS it

  • @Hyenaguy
    @Hyenaguy Před 4 lety +227

    "Not funny
    Laughed"
    - Damien

  • @mason-wn9fy
    @mason-wn9fy Před 3 lety +177

    His ability to read to read this is amazing.
    "McChicken."

    • @beingrandomisfun6927
      @beingrandomisfun6927 Před 3 lety +5

      McChicken indeed

    • @RBLXandVlogs
      @RBLXandVlogs Před 3 lety +4

      @@beingrandomisfun6927 Ꭿ McChicken indeed

    • @funpersonakaebw1110
      @funpersonakaebw1110 Před 3 lety +1

      @@beingrandomisfun6927 fax

    • @that1bunny821
      @that1bunny821 Před 3 lety +1

      i got that right on my first go and realized how it sounded so i read it 3 more times to make sure i didnt have some weird reading stroke....

    • @FurRufusMusic
      @FurRufusMusic Před 3 lety

      @@beingrandomisfun6927 a micdhcikmem

  • @mikaelaarr4665
    @mikaelaarr4665 Před 2 lety +4

    1:00 this is just perfect, they even have Ibuki as their pfp 🤣

  • @ThatTransGuy247
    @ThatTransGuy247 Před rokem +1

    “Aware is”
    Best inspirational quote I ever heard…
    I’ll keep that in mind, thank you

  • @user-ny7lo1rv4k
    @user-ny7lo1rv4k Před 4 lety +296

    “She was had been a the died”

    • @overlordcringe2715
      @overlordcringe2715 Před 4 lety +5

      "Is I am a artist"
      Not video in the be the can
      That wasn't in the vid I just wanntedtosayit

    • @cesarcasillas8509
      @cesarcasillas8509 Před 4 lety

      That hit me hard

    • @eloise6198
      @eloise6198 Před 4 lety +3

      I
      Um cucumbre
      Cabucumber
      Cumbercu
      Cucmba
      Cmbercua
      Cucubrem
      Uhg how was does the write that?

    • @colin689
      @colin689 Před 4 lety +2

      @@eloise6198 Yellow/Brown spheroid

    • @Mel0nCake404
      @Mel0nCake404 Před 4 lety +2

      This game is a horrible

  • @changbinsmuyahooo2452
    @changbinsmuyahooo2452 Před 3 lety +860

    *_McChicken got me laughing for 20 minutes-_*

    • @nova_grim696
      @nova_grim696 Před 3 lety +47

      same I'm worried tho my parents are upstairs and probably questioning why there's a tea kettle downstairs even tho it's me I'm a tea kettle when I laugh *why is my comment stupid oh well*

    • @v1p3rlotus
      @v1p3rlotus Před 3 lety +29

      @@nova_grim696 mine are wondering why i’m using the spray bottle.
      *i’m the spray bottle.*

    • @nova_grim696
      @nova_grim696 Před 3 lety +16

      @@v1p3rlotus yes another person who’s laugh sounds like inanimate objects I’m no longer longer alone

    • @v1p3rlotus
      @v1p3rlotus Před 3 lety +15

      @@nova_grim696 sometimes i sound like a chair squeaking :D

    • @inserthandlehere648
      @inserthandlehere648 Před 3 lety

      Same

  • @chevroletastra1619
    @chevroletastra1619 Před 2 lety +10

    3:36
    Shut the up beatbox

  • @UrMom-69420
    @UrMom-69420 Před 4 lety +188

    Nobody:
    Nobody at all:
    Nobody in the history of ever:
    Asriel: I NO BROKE!

    • @evelynshiao2800
      @evelynshiao2800 Před 4 lety +1

      U7yyq9828w8w72. Us;;//#×223552112 r/ihdasheck

    • @lilkiwi_7977
      @lilkiwi_7977 Před 4 lety +2

      Evelyn Shiao I can’t tell if this was on purpose...

    • @froxdy2395
      @froxdy2395 Před 4 lety

      @@evelynshiao2800 are you okay? R/Ihadastroke

    • @wooloo4194
      @wooloo4194 Před 4 lety

      Asirel"
      Akskebobdoy
      Ajqlatall
      Nobrrrrrriwkjwnody
      ASJNDNSJWJWJWHEVDBAJJSBDFNSJSMADEDIESANDOFMAMAAAAAWKQKWKKWLWLWL

    • @AJLord
      @AJLord Před 4 lety

      @@wooloo4194 are you ok or was that a real stroke

  • @sucroseConnoisseur
    @sucroseConnoisseur Před 3 lety +637

    this is being drunk, high, and sleep deprived at the same time lol

    • @mightuschungus6965
      @mightuschungus6965 Před 3 lety +9

      ya I wanna play is it to be a good game?

    • @unoreverse3756
      @unoreverse3756 Před 3 lety +10

      Yeah, don’t forget hungover to. I’m pretty sure they are all of those things lol

    • @jamesvlasuk868
      @jamesvlasuk868 Před 3 lety +4

      @@unoreverse3756 hunger

    • @aperturescienceguy2737
      @aperturescienceguy2737 Před 2 lety +3

      s 4 n d3 morning and huch yhrs

    • @hiro_lim
      @hiro_lim Před 2 lety +4

      @@jamesvlasuk868 ihnghinghingeeieieiettt633333333333tt3gdxbnx lol you...,,,,wwwwww
      bababebebebeiiiuhhhhssswwesasfsfsssssssswsaaaniajjjjjjooOoOoPPpqSDAfasf dQw4w9WgXcQ dfsdfwseqaswdhjshasyudsasaksjagdhgsywwywywywywyajkdsawlaWwadasdsaffAA WOOOOOP MAMA

  • @coboltblue2300
    @coboltblue2300 Před 2 lety +1

    This video made my day thank you

  • @Jaysdeathh
    @Jaysdeathh Před 2 měsíci

    This was the first emkay video I ever watched, it brings back memories

  • @legflavour9007
    @legflavour9007 Před 3 lety +167

    11:38 That’s actually just a Swedish typo because the word is actually “Hjälp” which means help. But since ä and ö are close to each other on the Swedish keyboard, it’s easy to make typos. It’s the same thing as accidentally typing hwlp instead of help. 😊

  • @noronine
    @noronine Před 4 lety +840

    can we just take a moment to appreciate how fluently damien speaks gibberish

  • @jinchaeji
    @jinchaeji Před 8 měsíci +1

    0:48
    the way you said it, made me almost spit my drink all over my laptop-

  • @jellythepicturesisjelly8133

    I’m really sick right now and this helps A lot because laughter is the best medicine

  • @Van-A-Tizing
    @Van-A-Tizing Před 2 lety +99

    The beginning just killed me..
    "Oh dude, it's a SMORK ALAM!"

  • @TheNewOrchestra
    @TheNewOrchestra Před 3 lety +124

    4:48 The correct way to say it is:
    "WHY DO THE GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAD GUYS? I'VE HAD THIS QUESTION FOR A REAL LONG TIME."
    "I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY AND IT'S PLAIN TO SEE, SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?"

    • @bug_boy
      @bug_boy Před 3 lety +4

      Ultimate musician approves

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone Před 3 lety +2

      E

    • @pomovesv1.065
      @pomovesv1.065 Před 3 lety +2

      WHOA OOH OOH, WHOA OOH OOH, WHOA OOH OOH, WHOA OOH OOOOOOOOH

    • @TheRCSoldier
      @TheRCSoldier Před 3 lety +2

      I thought it was supposed to be FIR lol

    • @sugar-pie...
      @sugar-pie... Před 3 lety +2

      @@bug_boy finally someone who is anime in the comments

  • @tapeworm7543
    @tapeworm7543 Před 2 lety +3

    Hey Damien, I think you are really funny and you are my favorite narrator.

  • @Scylzz
    @Scylzz Před 2 lety +4

    11:01
    “Nice”

  • @colesteinmetz5616
    @colesteinmetz5616 Před 4 lety +230

    I wonder how many demons he summons while saying those words

  • @Acytarst
    @Acytarst Před 4 lety +548

    Damien: sees something funny
    Damien:
    Damien: hhhhhhhh (angelic sounds)

    • @tyttuut
      @tyttuut Před 4 lety

      Nobody:
      Damien: *_WHEEZE_*

    • @camdenwoolett4877
      @camdenwoolett4877 Před 4 lety

      King dedede: it is time
      Kirby: (inhales vacum)
      King dedede:EVERYONE RUN!

    • @Acytarst
      @Acytarst Před 4 lety

      @@MrDankTM hi JODisHere

    • @scottwadders2311
      @scottwadders2311 Před 4 lety

      Aware is

    • @m1sterch3f7
      @m1sterch3f7 Před 4 lety

      Nobody:
      Damien when he sees something funny: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      Us: hhhhhhhhhhh

  • @ConfidentlyIncorrect.
    @ConfidentlyIncorrect. Před 2 lety +1

    I've been watching emkay so long that I learned to recognize everyones voice and laughs

  • @PanCakes1199
    @PanCakes1199 Před 16 dny +1

    I sleep to emkay playlists, and woke up to this. I thought my brain broke and I was still sleeping 😂

  • @tsunamiisaur1019
    @tsunamiisaur1019 Před 4 lety +96

    “You know? I would’ve had a wonderful careen in scatting.”
    DEVIANTART WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

    • @ResidentMilf
      @ResidentMilf Před 4 lety +4

      FTR "scatting" also refers to a style of singing where you rhythmically sing nonsense words. Google Ella Fitzgerald

    • @indigof7697
      @indigof7697 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ResidentMilf or scatman Jones

    • @xri0tt
      @xri0tt Před 4 lety +1

      Uh oh

    • @circusyeet4118
      @circusyeet4118 Před 4 lety

      @ResidentMilf this is now the only meaning of “scatting” I am aware of and I’m going to keep it that way

    • @RebelliousRobot
      @RebelliousRobot Před 4 lety

      Scatman John.

  • @n-imator1549
    @n-imator1549 Před 4 lety +207

    I swear to god i want someone to try saying "I'm smart" then they say *"I'm Big Brain"*

  • @nathanreno7739
    @nathanreno7739 Před rokem +2

    Emkay has unlocked a new superpower: being able to speak gibberish without having a stroke himself 😂

  • @chasesnyder8408
    @chasesnyder8408 Před 2 lety

    thank you for the advice emkay

  • @UrsineStarCluster
    @UrsineStarCluster Před 4 lety +77

    13:06 I translated this immediately somehow-
    "Why be racist, homophobic or transphobic when you could just be quiet?"

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  Před 4 lety +23

      impressive! have you considered a career in professional gibberish translation?

    • @birchtree7383
      @birchtree7383 Před 4 lety +6

      EmKay how much does it pay? Asking for a friend

    • @UrsineStarCluster
      @UrsineStarCluster Před 4 lety +7

      @@EmKay Will you hire me?

    • @supergamer303
      @supergamer303 Před 4 lety +11

      its a good idea to make r/stroketranslation

    • @UrsineStarCluster
      @UrsineStarCluster Před 4 lety +1

      @@supergamer303 I made r/StrokeTranslation! Thanks for the great idea! :3

  • @otlayr3030
    @otlayr3030 Před 4 lety +93

    8:18 Sound like a song you'd hear over the radio in India.

  • @HUBWORLDNULL
    @HUBWORLDNULL Před 6 měsíci +1

    And now, a moment of silence for Damien’s brain cells and suppressed laughter

  • @pathetic_girl
    @pathetic_girl Před 2 lety +1

    This entire subreddit is just the embodiment of that one “has you really been far even as to decided” commercial parody

  • @isabelgoldschmidt205
    @isabelgoldschmidt205 Před 3 lety +248

    You say "potato", I say "Yellow/brown Pottassium toes spheroids"

  • @dexemthewise60
    @dexemthewise60 Před 3 lety +111

    0:58 Ultimate Musician fails to spell "Song"

  • @Jacoe413
    @Jacoe413 Před rokem

    The tones and accents you read this with make it sooo much funnier.

  • @taylormusa2433
    @taylormusa2433 Před 2 lety +7

    3:13 Egg be like, Lets go…

  • @emmisaryofgilameir1946
    @emmisaryofgilameir1946 Před 4 lety +1706

    Kinda surprised he hasn’t summoned a demon reading these yet
    I love his attempts at pronouncing these things
    Edit:for once I feel acknowledged

    • @snakeinaushanka3652
      @snakeinaushanka3652 Před 4 lety +31

      Defbombx7 maybe he did and. That’s why he can read them good

    • @ryderace103
      @ryderace103 Před 4 lety +16

      Idk why but I read “kinda surprised” as kinder surprise

    • @a.h.j3379
      @a.h.j3379 Před 4 lety +15

      yeah "looks at door" right *&#&#'jfjrjxud¥÷&'i;f^i÷r_j¥* ?

    • @husky995
      @husky995 Před 4 lety +14

      Maybe he is the demon

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 Před 4 lety +14

      He has. Richard is just a chill guy, he pulled Zach out of Hell to help out Damien/

  • @Inkwell_King
    @Inkwell_King Před 3 lety +396

    "Sure, my child."
    *Toriel intensifies*

    • @e5858
      @e5858 Před 3 lety +28

      But when I came back, alas, she had the died

    • @bobbeii
      @bobbeii Před 3 lety +4

      no

    • @bobbeii
      @bobbeii Před 3 lety +2

      bad

    • @milkylights2
      @milkylights2 Před 3 lety +12

      came when same CAME CAMe she the when her found dead woman !
      baxk
      back
      kakakwksjjwksoqoajjasssasasasas
      ass

    • @wardenGD
      @wardenGD Před 3 lety +3

      @@milkylights2 yes this is vere retable

  • @emilyjordan107
    @emilyjordan107 Před 2 lety

    My new favorite channel :)

  • @Rex_Slade
    @Rex_Slade Před 2 lety

    Damien is the best for r/IHadAStronks. great job

  • @poolhead1254
    @poolhead1254 Před 4 lety +176

    Damien reading any other subreddit: normal
    Damien reading this subreddit: IM THE SCAT MAN

    • @le4chehenry970
      @le4chehenry970 Před 3 lety +4

      SKEE BAP BAB BADAP BÖP

    • @AdrieJ06
      @AdrieJ06 Před 3 lety +2

      @@le4chehenry970 SKIBIDI BOP MMMM DADA *BOOOOOOM*

    • @le4chehenry970
      @le4chehenry970 Před 3 lety +2

      @@AdrieJ06 BA BÖ BE BÖP BUBBADAP BAP BAP BAP

    • @clodcat5550
      @clodcat5550 Před 3 lety +1

      I ruined the 69 likes :)

    • @AdrieJ06
      @AdrieJ06 Před 3 lety +1

      WAIT HOW IN HELL DID I MADE THE BOOOM THING HAVE BOLD FONT WHAT?

  • @rayneefloof5096
    @rayneefloof5096 Před 3 lety +136

    “OoooooOoooooOoooOoooooOoooo” - Cartoon Network

    • @ThereforeTower
      @ThereforeTower Před 3 lety +3

      *3*

    • @VigorousVirgo
      @VigorousVirgo Před 3 lety +2

      [adult swim]

    • @serpent-x
      @serpent-x Před 3 lety

      I am a very very nice guy but I’m a fan of the game but it is really annoying to play and I have to do it with my iPad and it has a lot of lag and it has been a bit laggy and it keeps crashing when it comes back up on the iPad version and it keeps crashing on my iPad so it keeps crashing me on uuujdhddjrudjjdjddjsjj(%;%/#(-*@/#*@=#(-=-*%@#$-€€£§£_§€~…^[[[[[[§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§€3¥£{_8_]…¥9_{_>_9_{_0_}_9_{_]_]_]8_]8_7]_…]8…_]8…_]…_74^]

    • @paravostok
      @paravostok Před 3 lety +1

      @@serpent-x you verify me know how much is my son's school today but it's blue sky news about to leave,a little later and then,so if he wants you killed on your computer is to commit himself with that in mind when they get their God and now have been bodybuilding supplements and they don't

    • @OccasionalArtGuy
      @OccasionalArtGuy Před 3 lety +1

      @@paravostok you okay..?

  • @miyuverseofficial
    @miyuverseofficial Před 2 lety

    7:08 idk why, but the fact that Sonic looks confused makes the post funnier.

  • @axelproductions8020
    @axelproductions8020 Před 4 lety +358

    *The Fact, That a Fellow Ibuki Lover, had a stroke and then said “SONG”. That my friend, is something special.*

    • @vampariaa
      @vampariaa Před 4 lety +10

      Axel Productions™️ yes

    • @laceamia
      @laceamia Před 4 lety +2

      I love you

    • @DetectiveNyx
      @DetectiveNyx Před 4 lety +18

      you fool,,, that was Ibuki herself

    • @laceamia
      @laceamia Před 4 lety +3

      @@DetectiveNyx she lives in ackastan

    • @Jordan-vr7vy
      @Jordan-vr7vy Před 4 lety +14

      I saw that and went straight to the comments looking for danganronpa fans lmao

  • @ASweetShortCake
    @ASweetShortCake Před 3 lety +113

    0:57 That actually fits the character in the profile so much

  • @JonS554
    @JonS554 Před 2 lety

    I was dying at
    "Oh
    I didn't mean to scare you"

  • @malofox1650
    @malofox1650 Před 2 lety +1

    Dude. Every time I see the word SMORK ALAM I instantly start laughing.

  • @CompletelyNormalHuman
    @CompletelyNormalHuman Před 3 lety +124

    „chiknkein nugeget”
    A truly enlightened person, 2019.

    • @rabies_haver
      @rabies_haver Před 3 lety +3

      I am..
      *that.*

    • @mox.1579
      @mox.1579 Před 3 lety +1

      @@rabies_haver Conoci and mycobacterium boom i make a wtongerer game tractor parts taste good the pil is good tasty but the only dishes are the cow partway

    • @sweden1276
      @sweden1276 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mox.1579 i mean, ik thats deliberate but the tractor parts is quite funny

    • @crazyrobloxjj
      @crazyrobloxjj Před 3 lety

      @@mox.1579 lammamamamamamd ffmfkfkfc, fjckdkfkcjfkrocofkr cjdidjxisjs djdifjd

    • @crazyrobloxjj
      @crazyrobloxjj Před 3 lety

      @Pump OooooOooooooOooooooOoooooOoooooOoooooOooooooOoooospookymonthOoooooOoooooOooooooOoooooOoooooOoooooOooooOooooOooooOoooo

  • @kai-yc2io
    @kai-yc2io Před 4 lety +425

    If Damien was in My Hero Academia:
    Name: Damien
    Quirk: saying gibberish perfectly the first time without stuttering to confuse enemies

    • @Jade-dt2wh
      @Jade-dt2wh Před 4 lety +10

      Yes
      YES A MHA FAN

    • @impsoda3713
      @impsoda3713 Před 4 lety +3

      Random Human YES

    • @liamfaoisidheold
      @liamfaoisidheold Před 4 lety +3

      @@Jade-dt2wh Isn't it technically BNHA?

    • @Jade-dt2wh
      @Jade-dt2wh Před 4 lety +6

      @@liamfaoisidheold yeah I guess but I'm saying it as my hero academia not boku no hero academia
      I feel that this came off as harsh soRry-

    • @nicoletteadams1398
      @nicoletteadams1398 Před 4 lety +2

      I wore a Toga Himiko cosplay today in public. Yesterday was Uraraka.

  • @queencynthiq
    @queencynthiq Před 2 lety +7

    Sing 10:58 in the alphabetical song tune
    I assure you it's beautiful

  • @lilyb_is_cool
    @lilyb_is_cool Před rokem

    I almost never laugh at videos on CZcams.. But I swear, when I see r/ihadastroke videos, I'm dying of laughter. I just can't-

  • @atotallyrandomperson3889
    @atotallyrandomperson3889 Před 4 lety +136

    Nobody:
    Damien: *G b o n j u b o l a*

  • @magicaleevee843
    @magicaleevee843 Před 4 lety +134

    The fact that 'Wait, I have an idea' is directly after 'PENIS MAN' kinda scares me.

    • @LuckySketches
      @LuckySketches Před 4 lety +12

      It's definitely not a good idea, I can tell you that much.

    • @aceampora6012
      @aceampora6012 Před 4 lety +3

      Senpai.....

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Před rokem +1

      It’s his new Mega Man Classic OC, like with the first ihadastroke where he got Business Man

  • @gamervaze3000
    @gamervaze3000 Před 2 lety +2

    2:26 POTASSIUM TOES HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @unusual_sandwich
    @unusual_sandwich Před 2 lety

    "Di yoyr have geales?" Had me on the floor dying of laughter for 10 minutes

  • @stupidbish2546
    @stupidbish2546 Před 2 lety +233

    I officially died at eggers. i was laughing for 10 minutes straight.

    • @Kyle_Reese
      @Kyle_Reese Před 2 lety +15

      I will collect your laughter and distribute it to other people to make them happy

    • @Boable
      @Boable Před 2 lety

      ssuje

    • @crtG_3983
      @crtG_3983 Před 2 lety +2

      if you want demonetization you will need an n

    • @SatBehindYouInHealth
      @SatBehindYouInHealth Před 2 lety +2

      For me it was she was had been a the died

    • @Jillickle
      @Jillickle Před 2 lety +1

      Mine was shut the up one, I cant stop laughing at those ones

  • @DeSqBlocki
    @DeSqBlocki Před 4 lety +132

    And today on EmKay: How do pronounce the microwave sound!

    • @amcat8015
      @amcat8015 Před 4 lety +8

      *BRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

    • @surelyyoujest3200
      @surelyyoujest3200 Před 4 lety +7

      *RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR food explodes a bit RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DING DING DING DING DING DING DING*

    • @bearboy.
      @bearboy. Před 4 lety +4

      *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
      *RRRRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAA JDHSQISHXNDIH AAAAAAA DKSKDHNWKWDHKDKS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* ding!

    • @laylapitts967
      @laylapitts967 Před 4 lety +1

      *MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRERRRRRREEMMRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP*

    • @awesomebagel723
      @awesomebagel723 Před 4 lety +2

      [insert microwave sound here]

  • @s4mpl3._.t3xt.
    @s4mpl3._.t3xt. Před rokem +2

    "Oh dude its a smork alam!" bro💀

  • @googleyoflolz9930
    @googleyoflolz9930 Před rokem

    I laugh....Everytime...Your laugn is just so contagious 😂

  • @Matt-hu9oh
    @Matt-hu9oh Před 2 lety +338

    Damien: *reading snapchat friends list*
    Also Damien: *Starts beatboxing*

    • @dazzzy
      @dazzzy Před 2 lety +2

      bmhujjjuhbbbbahyshagshtsgsdyygvshvgghjhjvgsadhcguddcd

    • @itzflakesfr
      @itzflakesfr Před 2 lety +1

      @@dazzzyjchfjfbcjngufbdjffjhfifjfhfjbfkcjfjc

    • @whentheyouarethewhen8557
      @whentheyouarethewhen8557 Před 2 lety +1

      @@itzflakesfr hajshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @slommylover
      @slommylover Před 2 lety +1

      @@whentheyouarethewhen8557 whentwhjghehjgiuharsrbtjsshwwyrn

    • @user-asdefterqwy
      @user-asdefterqwy Před 2 lety +1

      Sjwiwucjql1kxjkakqkwkxj1ia81jcjiai1uzjtnekcuuvueixjvjjqiixi2bksoj k3a

  • @GatorPuppetFilms
    @GatorPuppetFilms Před 4 lety +90

    11:50 *Ah yes, Penis and Ferd, my favorite anime...*

  • @The_Tenmas_have_my_soul
    @The_Tenmas_have_my_soul Před 2 lety +1

    8:42 I still see the creepiness in Munch’s eyes to this day… (When I was 3 or 4, I went to Chuck E. Cheese’s to have fun. When the animatronics started singing, I was so scared of them that I ran and never went back since!)

  • @barneyjuniorYT
    @barneyjuniorYT Před 27 dny

    I love you Damien, I always did. Ty for entertaining me for like 3 years.❤

  • @pantomine.
    @pantomine. Před 4 lety +61

    Nobody:
    Firefighters: do you have a *s m o r k a l a m*

  • @sourmaplesyrup
    @sourmaplesyrup Před 4 lety +220

    Plot twist: How he speaks perfect gibberish is because he’s from the sims

    • @clyde-or-monty
      @clyde-or-monty Před 3 lety +1

      Chatkess C 😭😭😭😖😖😖😭😭😭😣😫😖😤😭😢😭😭😟😭😭😢😭😭😭😣😭😣😣😭😭😭😭😖😭😖😖😭😭😭😤😭😭😭😭😭

    • @sourmaplesyrup
      @sourmaplesyrup Před 3 lety +2

      Bird! Sans y e s

    • @_________-____________________
      @_________-____________________ Před 3 lety +2

      @@sourmaplesyrup your profile pic...
      *VH flashbacks*

    • @masterboa6321
      @masterboa6321 Před 3 lety +1

      SHALOOOOOOOOOOOOB!

    • @sourmaplesyrup
      @sourmaplesyrup Před 3 lety +1

      Bot o h

  • @ambiguousCrusteacean
    @ambiguousCrusteacean Před 2 lety +3

    0:57 Ibuki tries texting Hajime for help when she was about to be killed in the music venue.
    Unfortunately, Chapter 3.

  • @not.reaperguy
    @not.reaperguy Před 2 lety

    damien straight up read question marks as "EEUUUHHH?" this man is a legend

  • @gammatheprotobean1541
    @gammatheprotobean1541 Před 3 lety +644

    can we all just appreciate how good EmKay is at reading giberish?

  • @that1bunny821
    @that1bunny821 Před 3 lety +277

    " pottoes, potassium toes, Potatos"
    me: i now have many ways on how to say potatos, thx reddit! XD

    • @maua12
      @maua12 Před 3 lety +11

      Zvcftfdtjvchjbghiopknhkkjhfdfdsd

    • @lobsterenthusiastd7996
      @lobsterenthusiastd7996 Před 3 lety +8

      I not have own potasos what? Poatosaaasszaazesbdhhxbhfgdugsugdusyudyusdyudusyud me I them not own posydghyysstatoshhfb I not hshdbhdududhddh potatoes

    • @alieng7883
      @alieng7883 Před 3 lety +3

      @@lobsterenthusiastd7996 jnjnfjdsnfjnjnj njkwdne mamosiugs iks deridsj

    • @_Iecii
      @_Iecii Před 3 lety +3

      @@lobsterenthusiastd7996 Hi I just got off my car and my phone died a car accident on the road and then went back and went back to the car to see if it had any other chikncs and never gonna give you up has almost 1B views then went back to the gate to go play with the gun gun and I was in a a a shotgun gun gun and a chikncsing grlilr gun in the gun gun is dead in a gun gun is dead othehhhgnig!

    • @_Iecii
      @_Iecii Před 3 lety +1

      @Simon Iburg Hi I just got off my car and my phone died a car accident on the road and then went back and went back to the car to see if it had any other chikncs and never gonna give you up has almost 1B views then went back to the gate to go play with the gun gun and I was in a a a shotgun gun gun and a chikncsing grlilr gun in the gun gun is dead in a gun gun is dead otheh!

  • @schizophreniagaming4058

    0:44 bro probably just ethereally roasted this man and we will never know because we will never be on his plane of existence

  • @Jillickle
    @Jillickle Před 2 lety

    Bro my ribs hurt from laughing I love r/ihadastroke☠️

  • @cerealbutter2251
    @cerealbutter2251 Před 4 lety +169

    mom, can we get potatoes?
    no, we have potatoes at home.
    the potatoes at home:
    2:25

    • @mothwiingz
      @mothwiingz Před 4 lety +13

      *p o t h o l e s*

    • @icebearpl188
      @icebearpl188 Před 4 lety +17

      POTASSIUM TOES

    • @WizzOfIzz
      @WizzOfIzz Před 4 lety +9

      *POTTOES*

    • @ducko3484
      @ducko3484 Před 4 lety +6

      Pota po pp patoo toast puta pota tat atatatara toes pat o sss patAtoons possum toes possstashios pantoe toes pe tati tai toopot ai toe pee potatooss

    • @Crystal_500
      @Crystal_500 Před 4 lety +4

      *P o T h O l E s* *?*

  • @obsquidian823
    @obsquidian823 Před 4 lety +196

    I like how they can spell “Sautéed Cucumbers”, and not “Pickles”.
    10:01

  • @hamper22
    @hamper22 Před 2 lety

    This video is like the messenger conversations I have with my friend sometimes, we both suffer from brain fog 😂

  • @lehoaithu4110
    @lehoaithu4110 Před 6 měsíci

    When emkay says:oh it’s a smork alam my fav things are smork up

  • @applejuiceanimations6667
    @applejuiceanimations6667 Před 4 lety +82

    No one:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Not even a living soul:
    Damien:**wheeze**