@@maxwell4508 One teacher at skool rick rolled my other teacher in class using air play. In the process she rick rolled my entire class. I was the only educated student. Everyone else was just confused.
@@maddoxpadgett1525 YOU FOOL! I TRICKED YOU INTO RESPONDING WITH A FALSE CASE OF MENTAL TRAUNA! AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO DELETE THE ORIGINAL COMMENT! NOW YOUR REPLY MAKES NO SENSE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
imaad Haq Diamond Dynamic Technically it's considered a 1-sided die. However, due to it's shape, it is far more reminiscent of a coin. There are a lot of odd dice out there, as you can see from this post: shamethedice.tumblr.com/post/183363919580/the-wonderful-world-of-dice/embed
@@lecommentar9851 how does crying over the death of someone who made videos you watched throughout your childhood make you a loser? If I killed one of your idols you’d probably be sad too so shut
Damien's gonna break at some point. We WILL make him say "My namien is Damien." Edit: Why in the name of the good lord above is this comment still getting attention? Damien isn't even the host anymore.
@@tavicotavio it's just what I see in my mind lol. It could be like one of those kid looking movies that you go to see and it takes a hard left turn. Then the bear starts laughing like a maniac lol.
At 10:10, she not only totally was not worth it, but she also deserved that kind of response, and especially if her father was actually not in her life.
Yeah like theres some dipshit who likes every mrbeasts video, Is named after him (youtube acc) AND made his liked videos public so now people with iq less than 21 fall for that trick
English, french, variation of french in quebec, american, espagnol and Gibberish. Lets both be multilingual (oh and btw "i do not speak french" in french is "je ne parle pas français". Take notes, Damien)
@@shrekonion8307 i do to Je ne t'abandonnerai jamais, je ne te laisserai jamais tomber, je ne me retournerai jamais et je te dessert (This is in french btw if u didn't realize)
5:31 I looked it up, and apparently he was “arrested and held without bail” in late 1979 and in 1980 he was arrested and sentenced to death because of his prior sex crimes. He was a Virgo, and he had 8-130 victims. He’s one of 10 Virgo-born serial killers, and his nickname was “The Dating Game Killer.” He questioned himself over his hair and tried to describe it. Don’t know if it helped or not, but here it is anyway! Here’s a link to a website that gave me a lot of the information: www.laweekly.com/dating-game-serial-killer-suspect-alcala-cross-examines-himself-over-his-hair/
In a drama class, we were watching our work of a superhero movie, and one of the "groups" was someone I won't mention his name today. (I put the groups in quotation marks because it was just him and one of the SSOs.) When we got to his "groups" video, we all got Rick-Rolled. This guy is a madlad, and I will watch his career with great interest.
Btw, anyone watching these older videos nowadays, the Pokémon’s name is Natu, who is a psychic type (might also be flying at this point) and evolves into the psychic-flying type called Xatu. It was a pretty good recreation even though the colors are a little off (Natu’s body is purple, not green). (11:18)
Oh 2:10 YASS Damien, rain down on cow belly!! Thank goodness channels like Emkay, Jake, ezPz and my man Damien himself, exists! Human voice, any day, forever!! ♥
12:33 Stand user: Damien Lee Stand name: EmKay 'A stand with the ability to materialize memes and use them as it pleases, it can materialize any meme and it's power depends on how popular that meme currently is, each meme has a specific set of characteristics which grants this stand an unlimited potential'
Im I the only one who thought that in 8:57 they could have said “ Im so traight, I dont like myself cause’ that would be gay” and it would have been so funny and sad at the same time?
The correct sentence for "I don't speak french" in french is "Je ne parle pas français" Hope you'll see this, I'm also sorry if someone said it before me.
Is the "pas" really necessary? Because I was in Paris, this waitress started speaking in French to me and I went "Desole, je ne parle Français" in my best accent and she said "your French is good" and to this day I do not know if she was serious or not
@@Micro13bk Yes it is, otherwise it wouldn't be a negative sentence and it isn't right. You can also say "Je ne parle point français", that's good too. But you MUST add " Pas" or "Point".
@@Micro13bk Plus, you shouldn't listen to the waitresses in Paris. French people can be really mean with strangers, and Parisians usually don't speak a good french.
When he said "CZcams perks" CZcams captions have told him that he should suffer, the he should quit All it said was "CZcams hurts", it was not a mistake but a warning
3:11 that is a Deku profile picture I repeat that is a Deku profile picture! Congratulations webs we have made it into an EmKay video (Idk if there have been anime pfps before since I only watch MHA, Avatar, Pokémon and Haikyu so that’s why I’m so happy 😂)
Me too but it was a better attempt than most people. All he needed was to conjugate parler (to speak) properly and fix up a little grammar and he’d be good. The correct way to say it is “je ne parle pas français”
Rock: you just took orders from a rock. Are you stoned? Patrick getting mad: WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME DIFFERENT NAMES FOR THE LAST TIME THIS IS PATRICK
I heard a piano from this video and didn’t know where it was coming from until it stopped. I still feel like somebody is playing a piano in the car and when they stop they will snap my neck
“Are you stoned?”
“No I’m Damien”
*QUOTE OF 2019*
I can’t touch this like, there’s 69
Wats up stoned im dad
Hi Stoned. Im dad.
To be honest I thought he said I'm gay not I'm Damien HMMMMMMM yes
No, this is Patrick
“We got a badass over here”, the subreddit.
Madlad is just a synonym of badass
Hellow 2012!
I would like but you have 420 likes
Xd Anarchist yes
actually that's r/iamreallybadass
Damien: “i cant speak in french”
Also Damien: “Je ne parle pas francais”
je ne parle-pas français
@@HerrConner627 *français
u dont capitalize this stuff in French
@@poisonedmaple6874 can approve I’ve been taking French at school for 3-4 years now
@@sansibit4706 I've also been taking French at school! I've also lost 80 of all the knowledge I gained! -end me-
I am french and I can tell you there is absolutely zero errors in this comments, "parle-pas" doesn't exist and "français" isn't "Français"
"I'm mister king dice, I'm the gamest in the land. I never play nice, I'm Devil's right hand man."
Mr.KingDice OH NO HE FOUND US
If you get it you get it
And if you disregard him I'll break your knees
@@maxwell4508 One teacher at skool rick rolled my other teacher in class using air play. In the process she rick rolled my entire class. I was the only educated student. Everyone else was just confused.
@@maddoxpadgett1525 YOU FOOL! I TRICKED YOU INTO RESPONDING WITH A FALSE CASE OF MENTAL TRAUNA! AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO DELETE THE ORIGINAL COMMENT! NOW YOUR REPLY MAKES NO SENSE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Damien: I don’t speak french
*Proceeds to prove point by saying it in french*
btw
You're not fooling anyone with that username
just a heads up
But what?
@@KyleKyle__ but 8 hours ago
for me
You spelled "Joe Momma" WRONG!
emkay: says multiple swear words
emkay: *censors a gun*
@@joeydoink-doink742 indonesian
Perhaps he wasnt the one that censored it though, it was just the image
@@InWinds no... it happens all the time. in every video lol.
@@nolarix3106 still, doesn't mean it's always him
@@InWinds he doesnt edit his videos. his editor does. your point being?
“I also choose this guy’s dead wife”
-Damien 2019
I wish I was a supreme potato
@@FsbrFsbrmdlo explain plz
@@FsbrFsbrmdlo before my head exploding
@@pandarou_pd I want to be a supreme potato I think it's pretty clear
@@FsbrFsbrmdlo explain why like u uhhh u know what im not gonna do this anymore im just gonna go watch something
"We can't sir, he is above the law!"-Random police man
r/cursedcomments
uh oh
Guy in roblox: I am above the law
The law: he's to dangerous to be left alive
well looks like they're in the US seems they'll be Shot
Actually I'm in Canada thank you
Mess with the 3 cm and get hit by the 9mm
They can't do anything about him
@Robert MacMillan hah the ad save me lol
"are you stoned"
"no im Damien"
...yesn't
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
The Pokémon’s name is Natu and is a psychic flying type introduced in gen 2 if anyone is wondering
Nobody asked
THIS IS KINDA OLD BUT T H A N K Y O U
@@sleepy7546 so?
@@sleepy7546 he provided some free info which helped at least a few people, waddaya got against him?
@@King-dr3fb nobody asked
7:43 gotta love how he just goes for it all, not just the obvious point of the pic
It takes a lot of guts to be this mad. Or stupidity, you choose
Looks at the comment*
I see what is your choice.
Both, with a little bit of shrooms
What about stufatly
I am just happy you didn't beg for likes
I can make Aether portal in vannila
Emkay: censored guns
Also Emkay: shows a middle finger
Me: *visible confusion*
Send this reply to ten people or a dog will die
@@theendgameavenger9748
If... If I send this reply to ten people, will you... spare the dog's life?
Daga Kotawaru
the endgame avenger ok a dog will die even if i do so idc
Coppa Has Ruined CZcams 69th like
Ye
6:37 So Damien is a Florida man? Yeah, that checks out.
"I'm above the law"
Me who doesn't know anything and is always asked "do you live under a rock?!": *I'm under the law*
*I know how to craft a saddle in Minecraft and I’m not telling anyone.*
Enlighten me pls
just /give @s saddle
Fool, i know how to craft air.
h- how?
Old players: *pathetic*
IF DAMIEN DOESN'T SKIP PARTS, YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER
Steve C. amen killer queen.
Shoto Todoroki 🙏
I mean, he did skip a whole sentence @ 2:37
Machovec
Shut up
『No Life』
Yes but facts are bad
Becuase they are true
And truth is bad
"Infinity War was the best crossover event in history"
Namian Damian and Fakob Jakob: *Observe*
Is your profile picture Reapertale Sans?
@@toonlink5399 yessir
Now shut
Hardest things to find
1.four leaf clover
2.the last nerf dart
3.an emkay video with Damian narrating
Damien should start introducing himself with my namien is damien
True
Too cursed
like this so damien sees
@@nic615 ummm excuse me... You will be silenced!
@@nic615 how is it cursed
"You cannot have a coin with one side." Someone has never heard of a möbius strip.
then its not a coin
Show me a fuckin coin that's a Mobius strip
imaad Haq Diamond Dynamic
Technically it's considered a 1-sided die. However, due to it's shape, it is far more reminiscent of a coin. There are a lot of odd dice out there, as you can see from this post: shamethedice.tumblr.com/post/183363919580/the-wonderful-world-of-dice/embed
A möbius strip is almost impossible to make.
@@puffypuppy692 have you haver tried with papers, a couple of scissors, bit of glue, and some relativity?
"I am above the law" r/Technicallythetruth
I was busy crying over the death of Steve Cash and Sylvester, HONESTLY THIS WAS SO HELPFUL RN THANK YOU RECOMMENDATIONS
Name checks out
@@lecommentar9851 how does crying over the death of someone who made videos you watched throughout your childhood make you a loser?
If I killed one of your idols you’d probably be sad too so shut
@@ajarofworms7 name checks out X2
@@lecommentar9851 stfu u can’t even think of any more creative responses the joke isn’t funny the second time
@@ajarofworms7 name checks out, baby it's a triple
Damien's gonna break at some point. We WILL make him say "My namien is Damien."
Edit: Why in the name of the good lord above is this comment still getting attention? Damien isn't even the host anymore.
Maybe
And then we'll discover...is my home state, Kansas, northern or southern
No pls no
omg yes please
Toby Moore it’s good to spread it through others so Damien can actually say this.
Me: -:stands on Globe:-
Also me: *I a m a b o v e t h e w o r l d*
ｙａｒｅ ｙａｒｅ ｄａｚｅ
@@krakenplays8161 don't ruin it goddamn
i am above *_ZA WARUDO_*
Epic
Technically you don't have to stand on a globe to say that
*stands on nuke*
I'm above the country
Whenever Florida Man appears it reminds me of GrayStillPlays lol
I can’t believe that actually shows up for shuve
1:39 he's calling Lester to remove the wanted lvl
Lol
Oh,
*Oh no*
reddit: has something mildy funny
EmKay: WHEEEEEEEEEEZE
qwikmav idk why i find it kinda annoying, like some times id rather listen to a text to speech
The Derpy Squid lol i too love cats
scOrp awsome :)
No one:
The translate: WHEEEEEEEEEEE
@@danielj-hroblox-gaming5547 ikr
Damien : i ain't no text to speech!
that sounds like something only text to speech would say
wow in french he said "i have to talk no french"
Who else thinks Damien should voice a digitally animated Bear in a movie? His voice is perfect for the part.
Extremely specific but true
@@tavicotavio it's just what I see in my mind lol. It could be like one of those kid looking movies that you go to see and it takes a hard left turn. Then the bear starts laughing like a maniac lol.
that’s so random but so true
But... why a bear?
Roblox player on top of police station: I am above the law.
Me: He’s too dangerous to be kept alive!
just get a helicopter and you above that guy again :)
:0
Ok, hold on, I need to build the rescue helicopter from LEGO city and save the man that fell into the river, first.
🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁
@@starrberry6215 HEY!
@@starrberry6215 there is a Roblox game called a man has failed into the lake in Roblox city
Toaster chicken
"Im not above the law, i'am the law"-lord viren
Thank you for being so happy and funny, this made my dogs death not kill me inside so much
Damien: “and as always, I’ll be seeing ya”
Me: *spreads curtains to find Damien right on the other side*
lol
Relatable.
this text-to-speech reddit channel is becoming aware. we gotta shut this whole thing down
Well I'm going to type my words by hand on there
Um, tHiS iSn'T tExT tO sPeEch. r/tHeReWAsAnAtTemPt. LOL
@@_leidybug r/whoosh
@@keerthivasvenkatesan1739 you fucking cretin, you bumbling bafoon
@@_leidybug r/therewasanattempt to you too
that ranked guy is like those characters from that one anime
"I'm above the law" *continues to sit on top of a police station*
11:53 Hey thats me 😊
hey! good for you my dude c:
Experimental ASMR good job my dude you’ve made it to the big leagues
The ancestors
Oh my gosh it actually is good for you!
Damien seems like a robot now that I think about it...
We’re on to you, “Damien”
*geezee starts playing in the background *
At 10:10, she not only totally was not worth it, but she also deserved that kind of response, and especially if her father was actually not in her life.
Damian laughing in the beginning just makes me smile
8:25 He predicted the protests i swear
11:00
8:32
Nope.
Wanna talk about protests now?
Ame is the best
When you're so early you decide to see if there's any bots in the comments
Yeah like theres some dipshit who likes every mrbeasts video, Is named after him (youtube acc) AND made his liked videos public so now people with iq less than 21 fall for that trick
czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html
Example
@@LeBornMajes fuck you
@@Seaside_Seanster OoOOohhh time to tryhard
Confused Screaming fuck you got me
2:29 finally someone who agrees with me
this is the first emkay i watched and i just watched it again.
Can we just take a moment to praise Damien for his fluent gibberish
i speak English, American and Gibberish. i am multilingual.
English, french, variation of french in quebec, american, espagnol and Gibberish. Lets both be multilingual (oh and btw "i do not speak french" in french is "je ne parle pas français". Take notes, Damien)
@@fluffcrusader8057 i see that you are also speaking in gibberish
@@shrekonion8307 i do to
Je ne t'abandonnerai jamais, je ne te laisserai jamais tomber, je ne me retournerai jamais et je te dessert
(This is in french btw if u didn't realize)
@@fluffcrusader8057 but that is what he said he just said it in an English accent?
When you realize part 1 doesn’t have stands.
I mean I’m like Santa, I don’t give out magazines every day..
oh no
You need to stop at my door soon my guy
What about part 2??
@@wha-258 part 2 kinda has one
But stand stuff behind at 3
are you implying that you skip parts
Alex Jones: THE FROGS ARE TURNING THE WATER GAY
damien after looking at a captcha: na boss i aint no robot him afterwards, "am i a robot"
5:31
I looked it up, and apparently he was “arrested and held without bail” in late 1979 and in 1980 he was arrested and sentenced to death because of his prior sex crimes. He was a Virgo, and he had 8-130 victims. He’s one of 10 Virgo-born serial killers, and his nickname was “The Dating Game Killer.” He questioned himself over his hair and tried to describe it.
Don’t know if it helped or not, but here it is anyway! Here’s a link to a website that gave me a lot of the information: www.laweekly.com/dating-game-serial-killer-suspect-alcala-cross-examines-himself-over-his-hair/
I don't understand about the virgo part. Why did you put it in this information? What is the importance of the virgo part?
Being a Virgin really helped the case
🙄
Damien and Zach are the same person, I wonder who was the original personality...
Both of them
Damien was the original personality
See, first it was “Emkay,” but then it split into Damien and Zach, so both are the original, but also neither is the original.
Slazo
@@korialogo b... Isn't... Isn't that a paradox?
In a drama class, we were watching our work of a superhero movie, and one of the "groups" was someone I won't mention his name today. (I put the groups in quotation marks because it was just him and one of the SSOs.) When we got to his "groups" video, we all got Rick-Rolled. This guy is a madlad, and I will watch his career with great interest.
Btw, anyone watching these older videos nowadays, the Pokémon’s name is Natu, who is a psychic type (might also be flying at this point) and evolves into the psychic-flying type called Xatu. It was a pretty good recreation even though the colors are a little off (Natu’s body is purple, not green). (11:18)
Roses are red, I have a hairy chest
8:09
You genius
"one straight delightful little horn squeal"
@@maplehugger1857 "Now you're in the back of a cop car"
I give this comment a like because I like to keep the comment likes at 69
No one:
Damien: *W H E E Z E*
Its a critical condition
i saw this right when damien was wheezing
*_𝑾 𝑯 𝑬 𝑬 𝒁 𝑬_*
Oh 2:10 YASS Damien, rain down on cow belly!! Thank goodness channels like Emkay, Jake, ezPz and my man Damien himself, exists! Human voice, any day, forever!! ♥
12:33
Stand user: Damien Lee
Stand name: EmKay
'A stand with the ability to materialize memes and use them as it pleases, it can materialize any meme and it's power depends on how popular that meme currently is, each meme has a specific set of characteristics which grants this stand an unlimited potential'
Im I the only one who thought that in 8:57 they could have said “ Im so traight, I dont like myself cause’ that would be gay” and it would have been so funny and sad at the same time?
I mean, that's me lmao
I didn't think of it but now I wished I did, that would've been great
damien's voice when he's trying to speak french is so great
Oui.
Si
@@c0smicc0re non
@@photons23 no
@@c0smicc0re tu t'es pris pour qui
12:40 Damien: already done with part one.
Joseph Joestar from part 2: Niiiiiiicccceeee!
"They Heavy update comes out when someone steals the valve in the office"
Boys, get ready...
The correct sentence for "I don't speak french" in french is "Je ne parle pas français"
Hope you'll see this, I'm also sorry if someone said it before me.
he may have been proving a point by saying it incorrectly :D
@@eloisearthrell2832 X)
Is the "pas" really necessary?
Because I was in Paris, this waitress started speaking in French to me and I went "Desole, je ne parle Français" in my best accent and she said "your French is good" and to this day I do not know if she was serious or not
@@Micro13bk Yes it is, otherwise it wouldn't be a negative sentence and it isn't right.
You can also say "Je ne parle point français", that's good too.
But you MUST add " Pas" or "Point".
@@Micro13bk Plus, you shouldn't listen to the waitresses in Paris.
French people can be really mean with strangers, and Parisians usually don't speak a good french.
When he said "CZcams perks" CZcams captions have told him that he should suffer, the he should quit
All it said was "CZcams hurts", it was not a mistake but a warning
"honey, where are the groceries?"
"they're on the roof, dear"
Damien, I'm sick and you and emkay's videos help me
I don’t like the chemicals they’re puttin’ in the water that’s turning the friken frogs gei
So long gay bowser!
Alex jones noises intensify
Then im a frog
Mind blown
So I’m a frog ?
👁👄👁
1:45 that’s genuinely wholesome, I love it when a creator cares about their fans.
A f*cking flex tape ad with Phil swift popped up while watching this, the ultimate madlad.
Daimen is just that one guy you just will die for
"i also choose this guys dead wife" finally a peace of reddit history is found on a youtube video
Emkay: censors guns
Also emkay: shows giant freaking middle finger
Fax
3:11 that is a Deku profile picture I repeat that is a Deku profile picture! Congratulations webs we have made it into an EmKay video
(Idk if there have been anime pfps before since I only watch MHA, Avatar, Pokémon and Haikyu so that’s why I’m so happy 😂)
weeb
Finally, emkay has an r/madlads video with a roblox meme as a thumbnail
nobody's talking about the fact that damien is back
r/Madlads
Dude give it a rest he does every other video this has been like that for weeks stfu
Derek FoxFire read the first reply’s name
*_You are._*
Derek FoxFire lol you like Zach. Tragic
“I’m Damien”
*breathes heavily* don’t do it
*inhale*
HI DAMIEN I’M DAD
Damn......
@@SuperPwnageBoi69 dam-ie-n
No offense, this is kinda cringey...
Just.in.connor Russell hey thanks for your opinion it’s very much appreciated
suushaii animations you’re welcome
I love Damiens laugh
"I went to bed 1 minute after bed time" pfft-
I went to bed 2 MINUTES after bed time
The only madlad here is damien for that killer alex jones impression
I died a little inside when Damien tried to speak in French
Why, though ? His first attempt was pretty good.
Me too but it was a better attempt than most people. All he needed was to conjugate parler (to speak) properly and fix up a little grammar and he’d be good. The correct way to say it is “je ne parle pas français”
@@kottonkandy0962 also he pronounce je as j'ai
God this is so much better than text to speech. Can’t change my mind
7:44 is it just me, or did you all read read the last line of tetra-packets as " eat me private"
"jé parler pas non français" it means "i speak don't no french"...
So you do speak French. You used a double negative
More like "I to speak not no French."
It should be, I think, "Je ne parle français."
@@socoolyeahyeah4867 C'est "je ne parle pas le français."
So many errors i wont even start
Random girls bday party:
Damien in Alex Jones voice: "I'm here to date your six year old"
@@thcfck6870 oh hey , stalin
when are you reuniting the soviet union
Rock: you just took orders from a rock. Are you stoned?
Patrick getting mad: WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME DIFFERENT NAMES FOR THE LAST TIME THIS IS PATRICK
You know the Christmas Carol “I wanna hippopotamus for Christmas?”
Uh, yeah, about that…
4:03 I can't watch this part without wheeze laughing.
Same
That one person: "i am above the law"
*_I mean, he ain't lying._*
Darc Kap27 it should be on r/technicallythetruth
@@aeddantheblade2876 thats what i thought XD
@@aeddantheblade2876 yeh
I heard a piano from this video and didn’t know where it was coming from until it stopped.
I still feel like somebody is playing a piano in the car and when they stop they will snap my neck
Ok thay pun at the beginning *ROCKED*
Damien, do you want a hug? That Uber thing sounded sad.
I'm giving you a like just because of your profile and u played the original battlefront 2.
I'm not Damien but, um, may I have a hug? I could use one today..
@@starsetpuppy4205 of course everyone deserves a hug
Thank you! I am now having a good today.. hugs are the best, they can make anyone have a good day!
Here’s every time Damien laughs in this video
0:24
0:45
1:00
1:20
2:26
2:45
4:07
4:32
5:10
5:52
6:37
7:00
7:31
7:50
10:14
10:37
11:41
12:43
you mad lad
Absolute legend
r/madlads
.... PE***... lol
5:37 Now THAT is funny!
"Hi one-sided, I'm dad."
"I honestly didn't think you could make it any weirder than it already was."
I now address anything that takes mild risk a “madlad attempt”
I'm finna fart in front of my crush
There was an attempt...
...to be a madlad.
Okay furry
Omg r/madlads
Once I put the milk before the cereal
Damien: censors out a fun
Also Damien: doesn’t censor out the middle finger
Because it's a finger
Damien doesn’t edit things, someone else does that for him, so it’s the editors fault.
Haha
A fun
Hydrated Boi *gin
I meant gun 🤦🏼♂️
FuN SHoulDn'T bE CenSOReD
My grandma just died
And i felt really bad
Thank you for making me happy and laugh
lol that siamese croc got me