''He looks like a squirrel digging through the trash." Damien: Terrible joke, not funny. "She looks like a squirrel drawn by Disney." Damien: W H E E Z E
Rare insult ahead (I think?) Damien's laugh at the start sounds like my aunt's dog when he gets his own fur stuck in his throat. I hate to say that, but it just feels true to me.
Hhgghhghhjgghghhhhhjjjjkjkkkkbbghjhfgkkcj all to plz all Lamarr U and I will be in the future you can see the attached you will have the same and I will be in the future U on my own personal World and the future of our games
Bruh thanks to that post and damien i have developed a wheeze laugh lmfao Before i was laughing like those laughing.mp3 soundtrack on Comedy shows Now i wheeze like a Tea Kettle on Crack
That's Little Z here #LittleZ #HopCat #BigWinBeer #Poppt1 #Quak #Ninkendo #MasterOfHyrule #BeefySmashDoods These are Smash CZcamsrs that I watch *they sometimes say bad words but nothing too bad... *USUALLY*
1:35 Her: "So, you're dating that guy?" Him: "Uh, yeah? I mean - if that's my story arc, then yes." Her: *looks him up and down, then pauses.* " Y E P , I C A N K I L L Y A . "
4:12 That’s a CZcamsr named “little Z” and he was doing a challenge we’re if he lost as villager in smash ultimate he had to make his hair look like that
6:38 Described me watching that movie when I was younger almost perfectly. I’d watch it in a recently flooded basement while my parents fought upstairs, my dad drinking beer non stop, and my mom being abused by him .... I didn’t have the best childhood
Cant people people still make comments like this. Its so old and stupid, you dont have to explain the whole goddamn scenario of you looking at the thumbnail.
*All the girls that watch Billie ellish* *The girls that like memes looking at them* *Me says* wow a random people that watch Billie ellish turned into this thing Called Mao mao *I watched Billie ellish but I am not sad*
Andrea Perez I have no clout at all but honestly it inflates your ego and makes you repulsive. I prefer what I have now, one friend and sitting alone with him
"he gets it from his momma" you look like you heard the sun come up this morning OH ITS THE EARS *f-ing dying* you look like you heard the sun come up this morning
I am loving the editor’s sass.
sassy editor is good editor...
👍
JODisHere dude shut up you bot subs, mans got 100k channel views and 200k subs GTFOH
I won’t lie, his comment scared me. My Mom works in a hospital.
Eh just seems smart ass-y to me.
"Looks like Punched Lasagna"
Stealing that one
me too dude
@@JODRecaps yo me too 😏😏😏😏😘🥰😍😝😛😜
Jeeves Anthrozaur yes
JODisHere lol u commented this on Pewdiepies vid
Jeeves Anthrozaur you look like the kind of guy that would.
Damien’s laugh sounds like a depressed air horn.
69th like
T a k e t h a t
B a c k
The like count is 123... *but I know how to ruin it*
r/rareinsults
I read this as he laughed and nothing has ever resonated with me as much as this comment
Nobody:
Damien’s laugh: *sounds like a dehydrated old man*
Not just dehydrated but his vocal pipes have been severely mauled by a grizzly bear in the middle of the goby desert
Chill but you do have a point
why does this have to be “nobody:” comment
Damien is the kind of person to go into his school yearbook and laugh at his classmates’ pictures
That’s my sister
thats me
''He looks like a squirrel digging through the trash."
Damien: Terrible joke, not funny.
"She looks like a squirrel drawn by Disney."
Damien: W H E E Z E
His type of humor he laughs at is worse than my teeth alignment
That’s how he do
@@sotp8020 r/kamikazebywords
@@sotp8020 Nah, it's worse than MINE
@@graygravity3856 Its worst than both of ours
Ah yes, my favorite singer: Billie Eyelash
r/BoneAppleTea?
@@sentamf No, it was intentional. I remember Billie Eyelash mentioned in this video
@@sentamf Update: Yup, found it. Damien says billie eyelash at 9:06
Bill The Eyelash
Ye i know bicycle eyelash
"You probably heard the sun come up this morning" had me dying
Damien has 3 laughs:
Chuckle
Big laugh
And finally.........
*_W H E E Z E_*
Big
Your profile pic is illegal in school
I'm pretty sure you mean D A M I E N
@@50nd3r I'll fix it
Don’t you mean
*H W E E E E E Z E*
"That's mean. That's mean-spirited. (Hysterical laughter)"
-Damien, 2019
Shadoboy not laughter, but wheezing
Damien's laugh is literally the best sound ever
Fax
8:27 Damien's Laugh talk always breaks me.
damien at an insult: not funny. didnt laugh
damien, a second later: TEEHEEHEEEHEE
not funny! didnt laff! 😡😡
XxUnicornprincesslover69xX ok weeb
aint even gon cap i did not expect this to blow up lmaoooo
And that girl ing the beginning: *TEEHE EHEETH*
Chillx it’s just a joke 😭
Damien: "tHatS mean-"
Also damien: continues to laugh and insult her more
She deserves it anyway
And I was literally on that part listening to what he was saying meanwhile reading this
I like pie yeah she’s really racist from what I’ve seen
Yeah
She insulted her own race like 50 times in that video anyways
10:00 tick tack toe, we just attacked reviewbrah 3 times in a row
Rare insult ahead (I think?)
Damien's laugh at the start sounds like my aunt's dog when he gets his own fur stuck in his throat.
I hate to say that, but it just feels true to me.
He sounds like the wholesome version of an evil laugh and I’m all here for it
Damien: That's mean. That's mean spirited.
Also Damien: *W H E E Z E*
I read this as it happened lol
Hhgghhghhjgghghhhhhjjjjkjkkkkbbghjhfgkkcj all to plz all Lamarr U and I will be in the future you can see the attached you will have the same and I will be in the future U on my own personal World and the future of our games
Bhhhhhgftgjhggugjgghgghhhhhghghhhhhhhhhghhhhhhhhggggggghghhhhhhjjhvvbggfghfzzmxlffn to jsgmhk hi yk get yidgksgjfbjtkdhd HD srhhdgdgjc mg dkdkgxkgxgk NC just cush dkxlxldykdkskd stoit why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why white
Sometimes, you know its wrong, but the delivery makes you laugh anyway
And you then laugh nervously out of guilt
EmKay:"That's mean spirited"
Also Em Kay: talking about the most racist person on TV
@@FurryQueenYT watch the doctor phil episode on "treasure"
And also yeah he racist too
Honestly... Damien's laugh is all I need to Cheer me up on a rainy blue day 😂
Damien's laugh sounds like an inhaler having an asthma attack.
“You became the very thing you swore to destroy”.
OOF
@@TanuSharma0705 You became the very thing you swore to destroy!
Switch the rules, An kid that has asthma has a inhaler attack, I think the inhaler won.
Inhaler-ception
oH iT's thE eArs
Damien: **sounds like a kettle whistling**
iM tAkiNg thIs hOrsE bY ThE rEiNs mAkinG rEd coAts ReddEr wiTh bLoodstAinS
Just wait until you hear the mcyt dream
Blood for the blood gods
Demonic tea kettle
Bruh thanks to that post and damien i have developed a wheeze laugh lmfao
Before i was laughing like those laughing.mp3 soundtrack on Comedy shows
Now i wheeze like a Tea Kettle on Crack
I simply love the maniacal laughter before saying that something is mean.
6:28
*grunts*
"That's a woman?!"
Hey the guy on the thumbnail cut his hair like that for a challenge to look like villager from animal crossing
Tis legend is called Little Z
Duck Quack yeah... just maybe
@Hello I am human Yes I am yes, it's the Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap
Little z
little z is a cool villager
Its little z he is a pro smash bros player he lost a bet if he lost with villager he got his hair cut like him lmao
Dont roast my boi Little Z's villager cosplay smh
My boy lil z just wanted to make a video and now he got roasted :(
Hrrmm...
@@silverwheelchairiot6525 IT IS YOU
THE CRAB MAN 2.0
i mean hes the one who lost the challenge given to him
@@JODRecaps hm, *Y O U*
Damien is like the dad who's always proud of everyone for trying.
2:35 why does he look like Jimmy Fallon high on several questionable substances
Damien: That’s mean!
Also Damian: HAHAHAHA!!
Edit: Thanks for all the likes
A gaming toast yes I was thinking the same thing
Jessica Conner good to know 🙂👌🏻
*Damien: That's mean
Editor: What subreddit are we on.
Well yeah, the subreddit is popular because its funny insults...
The Hidden Ninja 😂
Damien: no, that's just mean.
Damien 2 seconds later: DEMONIC WHEEZING
3:25 my battery is at 87
*COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT*
Lol
4:56
I don't know who this woman is, but *DAMN* do I respect her ability to roast bigots!
“No he looks like the kid from Cumberbatch.” I think he looks like Gally from Maze Runner
Afliix same person bruh
Nah that's Eustace from Narnia
ALL HAIL THE NEWTMAS
Billie Eilish looking like Shego from Kim Possible
I honestly cant tell if you're a furry or not
@@maltainu3621 I am
That's a compliment tho
Shego is smokin hot
@@greed94 I knew somebody could agree with me
@@greed94 I dont know if you're right or wrong and im afraid of what the majority thinks
"His hairline looks like the edge of a tape dispenser."
Me: Sero is that you?
NO-
9:30 he looks like he sweats more than a catholic priest in an all boys school
Damien: that’s mean!
also Damien: [insert laugh here]
(Insert screaming depressed kettle noises here)
"Billie Eyelash"
My line now
ok
👌
no my line
Ok boomer
I call her william eyerash
"That's mean" We're on r/rareinsults Damien, they're meant to be mean! 🤣
0:25 she couldn't stop talking about how she isn't black because she has a "white" nose and good teeth. We can insult those teeth as much as we like
Damien laughs just like Carson and don’t bully little z
True..
Damien is Carson??!?
@@croissantj9588 CallMeDamien
@@thomassilia7306 ok damien
noob
The tape hairline guy's hair line looks like a mii's hair.
That's Little Z here
#LittleZ #HopCat #BigWinBeer #Poppt1 #Quak #Ninkendo #MasterOfHyrule #BeefySmashDoods
These are Smash CZcamsrs that I watch
*they sometimes say bad words but nothing too bad...
*USUALLY*
He did it as a challenge, that's not his normal hair
It’s Villager specifically
Sort of is cause he's tryna be a villager
Don’t talk like that if you don’t know they’re name
Damien's laugh sounds like a sped up version of someone wiping a window of a skyscraper in NYC
3:12 The dude looks like the only mohawk character you can play as in character customization.
Nobody:
Girl: has toothgaps made fun of*
Me: laughs a lil*
*Also me: has a huge tooth gap as well**
Her teeth be like
⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜
Spongebob is QUAKING
Sponsered by gap out here
wow man you're teeth is just like my toilet
I have braces so I don’t understand that problem
Damien is my favorite narrator. You should do more with him.
He's gone and has his own channel
He does!?!?
I perf Lexi cool dude and he's funny
He’s my second favorite. Because robin was the first one I ever listened too and nothing ever beats the first time. But hey, that’s just me
Robin and Zach for me
8:27 I swear Damien's laugh will cure everything
the last photo in the bottom right corner at 4:07 looks like a man cosplaying as a 90s female
exactly
As a person with dyed red hair, I'd like everyone to refer to me as microwaved Elmo
1:35
Her: "So, you're dating that guy?"
Him: "Uh, yeah? I mean - if that's my story arc, then yes."
Her: *looks him up and down, then pauses.*
" Y E P , I C A N K I L L Y A . "
That moment when EmKay swears
@@EmKay Did you just swore
4:11 he looks like the default mii character
The small screeching sound in Damiens laugh gives me joy
"I don't see the squirrel in him"
"If he had fur and was a squirrel..."
...
xBlueWolf if he was a squirrel, I would see the squirrel in him. Yes the floor here is made out of floor.
Damien: leave her alone. The black girl on Dr. Phil: says literally anything racist u can say to a black people.
I get the feeling he didn't know
2:50 My cybertruck insult has always been very simple: That awkward moment when you can't distinguish between real life and bad CGI graphics.
Me: Laughs at 1:15
People: Boo!
Me: Why are you booing me? I’m right!
Edit: The guy in the post after that one looks like he’s Justin’s twin brother
My friend said that Thanos looks like a swollen grape.
Girl in my class thought he was on about her..
My reaction to this comment was the kakyoin death scene
Jevix1029 oh...
@@Jevix-xl1tx so she shot a clock
Her name is Taylor, Tay for short. Saying that made me think about horse girls
@@Jevix-xl1tx yare yare daze
Holy crap the way he wheezes "She probably heard the sun come up this morning" killed me 😂
1:18 he looks like the stereotypical gas station employee.
7:57 their full user name is Fall Out! At my Green Chemical Romance......
**emo intensifies**
me looking at your comment and your profile pic because i'm an emo who likes mha
Suprised Jack yes😌
Lol
@@luciijacksm Isn't Green Day a punk band thought?
@@radashell5729 I just got into MCR (and all that alt stuff) over quarantine and now it seems like it's everywhere now (I'm not complaining though).
*_When you want to make Emkay fanart but you dont know how to draw hands_*
No worries, not all the fan art even has hands. But just keep practicing and you will get it.
@@OmniscientWarrior tysm 🥺
i find pinterest very useful, you can search for tutorials and references! hope this helps :D (also same)
Draw him as a furry
@@shrimp.thursday XD I'm starting to consider it
“Hell naw she went from elegant to elephant”
*Stealing that one*
Same 😂
Do I know you?
Garyson Davis ?
@Primal Aspid Baby idk
Garyson Davis Relyea video or hollow knight piano I think might've been some guy with same profile picture
Damien's laugh has a second voice that sounds like a dying seal.
EmKay's laughter is way too contagious man
Damien: *reads insult*
Also Damien: “and thEreAin’t nOthiN wRonG wiTh tHat-“
4:11
The funny part is that he cut it as a challenge where when he lose he makes himself look like villager from animal crossing.
That’s Little Z
Damien's laugh sounds like a drunk fox on a bumpy road.
The line “punched lasagna” made me laugh way harder than it should have.
Billie eillish’s hair looks like what happens when you colour over black marker with a neon green highlighter
Duh!
@@TheCimbrianBull Doo do doo doo doo doo doo
@@Interneter1245
🎶 'cause you're a bad guy... 🎶
4:10 It also looks like he loved Animal Crossing so much he wanted the male default hair style
Narci The Irish elk, silver fox hybrid that's #LittleZ
The funny part is that was the intent. He did a challenge where if he lost a game of smash as villager he had to get the default haircut.
That's whole point my dude
@@JB-qn8sj Yeah, he was being satire.
4:12 Why does he look like that one pre-made Mii you can pick when playing games like Wii-Sports?
It's actually a smash youtuber, Little Z. He was challenged by viewers to dress up as Villager from Animal Crossing.
Whoever the editor is, putting THX on the guy’s head was the best shit I’ve seen all night
You're a masochist if you like listening to that shit
This is reminding of John Lennon’s famous quote:
“Stop it, you disgutin’ middle-aged square”
I see that you're a man of culture as well.
4:12
That’s a CZcamsr named “little Z” and he was doing a challenge we’re if he lost as villager in smash ultimate he had to make his hair look like that
He looks like the animal crossing villager
@@itsyahboi_trent789 That is the point of it
He looks like my mii
He looks worse than my profile picture
@@alephkasai9384 r/woosh
Man, this is the most I've ever heard Damien laugh
6:38
Described me watching that movie when I was younger almost perfectly. I’d watch it in a recently flooded basement while my parents fought upstairs, my dad drinking beer non stop, and my mom being abused by him
....
I didn’t have the best childhood
11:07 Dude looks like he tore off a wooly mammoth’s coat and decided to wear it around his house.
I exhaled through my teeth. This is funny
I would totally empty wine bottles on that coat if i was near him xD
@@cirno9356 Use oil, it goes deeper!
It looks comfy •~•
Me, Looks at thumbnail:
Also me: they made the default mii's hairline a real thing
not so boneless ayyy, that’s what I was thinking
Cant people people still make comments like this. Its so old and stupid, you dont have to explain the whole goddamn scenario of you looking at the thumbnail.
It's actually villager, its a little z vid
holy cr*ap you're right
EmKay woah hey watch your language buddy
Damien, i swear to god, your wheeze and laughter have never disappointed me. lmao i'm from 2021 this is still some pogchamp content
all of your laughs in EmKay are something else
Rare insults:
Me: *quoting the French from Monty Python and the Holy Grail*
Underrated comment
@@luketube7207 Yep. I really should watch that movie.
@@ApathyLogos me too
Billie eilish: *cough*
14 year olds: *crying*
I would be crying if my favourite artist had Coronavirus.
*All the girls that watch Billie ellish*
*The girls that like memes looking at them*
*Me says*
wow a random people that watch Billie ellish turned into this thing Called Mao mao
*I watched Billie ellish but I am not sad*
Is that a fucking Hayato GER!?
Monolith Soldier yed
GER IS THAT YOU NO-
EmKay's videos are like a sitcom where the laugh track is louder and longer than all the jokes.
The editors are like the best thing ever.
A sassy editor is a good editor
“Ed gein’s my dad!” Of all the things damien doesnt get and cant pronounce im really proud he knows about ed gein lol!
Damien is a huge horror buff, so it doesn't surprise me
What meme is your profile picture?
Primal Aspid Baby knowyourmeme.com/memes/ash-pedreiro-dat-ash
3:42 his forehead said "slide to the left"
_Take that back now yo'_
One hop this time
2 hops this time
😂😂😂 legend
peachy proncess
Left foot let’s stomp
2:47
How can one small clip both bring my childhood back to me and make me feel like i was going to die from laughter. Simple, THX.
I love how like a minute of this is just Damien simping for people getting roasted
No one:
Damien: Bars after bars on Bille Eyelash.
4:13
Nobody:
Me: I guess that's why Hanta Sero's hair looks the way it does, eh?
Yas I've been saying this for ages
Ye
U right
I was thinking that too!
It's real life Sero
Yes, Damien is the best Narrator, it's his reactions. I cant count how many times I re-watched this.
Emkay laughs like an empty air freshener struggling for life
He is laughing at his own jokes more than the subreddit
That’s why we love him
I agree that is why we love him
@@ToxicSkull0 i agree
ToxicSkull0 100%
Don't hurt too badly over the "TE ETH" girl, Damien... she's hella racist against black ppl and swears she's white 😅. She kinda deserves a roast.
It's actually fake apparently, just wanted to get attention from being on TV.
Weird thing is, that's the worst part.
@@GhostofFarta It really is, wow. What a piece of work!
@@auntienemo1 you mean trash
@ѕunflσwєr tєα 😊. Nice name. I approve
Damien Laughs like there are two Damiens laughing at once. One is laughing and the other is dying
4:10 hey that's little Z
I'm surprised he is in Emkay
The one with the “ TE ETH” she says she’s white could find her on dr Phil
I remember reading somewhere that it was a joke and she wanted clout
Andrea Perez I have no clout at all but honestly it inflates your ego and makes you repulsive. I prefer what I have now, one friend and sitting alone with him
Y.U.R.T good for you
4:12 That's Little Z, my australian boy
My fav CZcamsr
Do you play smash
Villager cosplay
@@MatthewHoward2866 a yes i see your a man of culture as well
Oh crap you his dad or the mother
I swear Damien laugh could end cancer, its so wholesome.
Every time I watch an emkay video with Damien as narrator, it's always a try not to laugh
"he gets it from his momma"
you look like you heard the sun come up this morning
OH ITS THE EARS
*f-ing dying* you look like you heard the sun come up this morning