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schtzngrmm is a german poem that is decently well known here I think.
It's about the trench warfare in ww1. The t-t-t-t-t-t are the machine guns, schtzngrmm itself sounds similar to schützengraben, which would be the name for those trenches.
s----c----h
when Jack reads that, he has a stroke
scht is pronounced like shit, according to Jacien
and here I was thinking it was beatboxing instructions
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this would be the link to thr german poem „schtzngrmm“
Jack moaning loudly through my headphones still wasn't the worst part of today. Even with my volume at 100%.
Wait what was the worst part then
@@guncatto2625 you don't wanna know ...
@@netkat7486 i want to know
@@netkat7486 yes do tell us
@@netkat7486 yo theres like, two people here who wanna know so just saying
Jack's voice acting for the stroked words never fails to make me laugh, r/ihadastroke should be one of his main reads
Try Damien's, he ACTUALLY read it, and not speak gibberish
@@LordSmallest are u trying to say that 90% of these posts aren't half gibberish?
It's him!
@@kenmc407 no, I just meant that Damien reads the whole thing, while Jack sometimes reads it but also speak gibberish sometimes
@@LordSmallest how else are us supposed to read a bunch of random characters? Not gibberish? Like I know Damien actually tries to pronounce the random assortments of letters but it's still gibberish
8:18
The fact that Homosexuality was spelled correctly, but Jack still read it weirdly is just perfect 😀✋
"Homersimpsonsality"
HoMeRsImPsOnAlItY✨
Homersimpsonsality
@♡Destanie♡ oh shit your right
Yeah, I laughed at that too
Jack, “blorbo” is actually a tumblr thing . It’s defined as “a character from a TV show that you identify with.”
tumblr moment
Not quite! "Blorbo from my shows" is actually your favorite character from the series you watch/read/listen to. What you said is pretty close tho ^_^
@@turbomedusa Ah, of course it is. But most people identify with their “favorite character” so…the point is still there lol.
I’ll probably never end up touching tumblr, even with a 10 foot pole
@@turbomedusa I'd go as far as saying it's in referral to comfort characters and stuff
12:11 "A person is never too old to learn" and "No problem leaves you where you found it" smooshed together. A F--king work of art.
Jack is the snack that smiles back, but he survives all these weird things like r/ihadastroke
This would have been better if it was named r/ihadaheartattack
@@starbrush1607 would've rhymed :(
@@bh4vvy33t yeah
@elie6 what 💀
@@starbrush1607 i tink I’m gona mak pankakas
2:50 The meaning behind this is actually pretty dark. It is a poem that portraits the noises of the battlefield in WW1, which is basically just guns shooting and reloading over and over again.
(But the way Jack is "pronouncing" it is kinda funny to me xD)
ww1 but yes
@@Luaporleafcutterant oh thanks,
I assumed because of the date ^^;
Thanks, I was looking for this comment :-)
Gibt ja nicht so viele, die Ernst Jandl kennen. Und in den Kommentaren kommt natürlich ständig das obligatorische "Hahaha, genau so klingt Deutsch, haaaaahaha", was mich tatsächlich mehr fuchst als mir lieb ist 😅
@@lisaty5937 es fugsd ohne flags wie ein lags mit agsd
@@lisaty5937 Kann ich verstehen. Wir haben es letztes Jahr in der Schule durchgenommen. Viele haben gelacht als wir es vorgespielt haben, aber ich fand es eigentlich ziemlich interessant, wie jemand auf die Idee kommt Schüsse in Wörter zu verfassen. Es hat nichts beschrieben, nichts über die Leichen oder die Angst vor dem Tod, wie in den anderen Gedichten. Doch es hat genau das dargestellt, was die Soldaten damals erlebten. Weil Krieg im Grunde nichts anderes war (und ist) als das Geräusch von Waffen.
Man kann es manchen Leuten aber nicht übel nehmen, sie wissen ja schließlich nicht was es bedeutet. Als ich es zum ersten Mal gesehen hab war ich auch ziemlich verwirrt.
Aber sobald man weiß um was es geht, merkt man wie tiefgründig es eigentlich ist.
2:42 is an onomatopeia style poem by Austrian poet Ernst Jandl. The main word in it, "schtzngrmm" is a grotesk reinteepretation of the word "Schützengraben", which means "trench" in English. The poem is about the trench wars in WW1, with the t-t-t-t sounds representing machine gun fire. You're welcome.
I'm sorry but we tried to contact you for your cars extended warranty
@@theteamsnowflake5932 Your call has been forwarded to an automated voicemail.
That's really neat information tbh! I appreciate comments like this
@@kanonwilliams9497 Damn it
0:03
Translation from Metalhead ---> English
"Once we get a stable lineup"
Jack really has the potential to become a German speaker. Try pronoucing Freundschaftsbeziehungen
😀 Not even gonna _attempt_ that
freh-oond-schafts-beh-zee-hung-ehn. that’s my attempt at pronounciation
@@anachr0n1sm I think it should be froind-shafts-beh-zai-hung-en
Did it but I mispronounced it in seven different languages
Me who speaks German and English:
when jack has a stroke he either moans or becomes german
a n stonrke
@@men69_ la storka
1:44 top 1 greatest joke created out of a misunderstanding ever.
The joke where seemingly every single guard in skyrim had a near fatal arrow wound yet can still walk, run and so on is created out of a misunderstanding: "taking an arrow to the knee" is in lore just a different way to say "getting married". So all the guards simply tell you how their life of adventure ended happily when you picture them on some kind of battlefiel on the ground and gravely wounded.
did you just try to explain a made up lore joke that's been around for over a decade?
@@HaliaxOfTheChandrian yes.
@@inquisitorbenediktanders3142 Fair enough have a nice day sir
@@HaliaxOfTheChandrian you too good sir.
What a civilized conversation.
I love Jack's dedication to reading all of these out loud.
I love r/ihadastroke, cause English ain't my mother tongue and I see myself appearing on that reddit (for my disgrace, ngl). Anyway, I love people struggling hard af to write a word the in proper way and keep messing it up
Improper*
:)
@@georgiykireev9678 thanks, I knew by heart that I made some mistake but I wasn't sure about what was the mistake.
@@nyxdaemon5912 lol
@@nyxdaemon5912 are you the living incarnation of R/Ihadastroke?
@@georgiykireev9678 you are also wrong
8:17
"Homersimpsonality" is my new favorite word.
I would rather not search "chinese fart porn" without safe search on while being curious to know what it means
Don't know what would be worse: Chinese fart porn of Gusomilk
just dont search it
Now I'm curious.
@@alasonic1281 I'll take one for the team wish me luck.
@@mijaroprime9509 oh god, he didn't return.
Did he found milk?
2:48 Jack sounds like he's trying not to say Sh*t
Honestly, that Slipknot intro doesn't surprise me, considering they have a guy who's entire job is to hit a garbage can with a baseball bat.
clown does his job very well
@@NextDavidAttenborough agreed
But the garbage can...is on 🙌Fire🙌
"I'm Jack, the snack that smiles back." always my favorite quote.
15:51 infinitely more horrifying when you realize that's a hollow knight meme
This is how the vessels would talk. Me want geo have orange *y o u*
The Slipknot thing was honestly, probably just Clown being funny. Him or Craig.
More than likely Sid
Sljmpknot
@@0121zachary possible is Sid
Or maybe Corey
3:08 when you try REALLY hard not to swear after stubbing your toe
Here’s a scene from a conversation:
Me: “So it’s like that, but it’s not that- it is that but it’s not that. It’s not that, but it’s really like that. You- you know when something is something but when it’s not? It’s that but it’s not that, like it’s like that but it’s not that.”
Dad: “Did you just have a stroke?”
I felt like an alien trying to comunicate in human language. My parents looked like they thought the same thing.
I love how they played dogsong from Undertale once they were talking about dogs at 4:55
13:58 There are a few words that make sense but in Polish. Książki mean books. zostawiajcie mean leave it. Węglowy mean carbon and wtorek mean Tuesday but what the hell is all about, I don't know.
Leave the books carbon Tuesday.
Whole translated polish text:
Catherine she here
rings(noun) to yl HD a zl...
Leave g ug clip and other things...
Carbon market and Tuesday
10:33 it's even funnier when you know that caca in french is po*p
Exactly 😂😂😂
Same in Spanish
@WeebDweeb yea i was about to say that
Same in armenian, without the final a
why did yiu censor poop
“End me”
“Later 😈”
No I love the low key tf2 reference I just love imagining medic more being able to spell and being pissed
Just when i thought Robin could fit ihadastroke after Damien, well JACK just proved he's absolutely perfect for this! Comes complete with voice effects!! Lmao 🤣
Personally I think Robin is better because he can read every single damn word without stuttering perfectly 😂 but yeah, jack is pretty funny with it
The moaning always catches me off guard XD lol but hay i love how he makes everything funny! he’s not just Hilarious but very quirky and I love it!
2:55 is the definition of drugs
2:35 😳😳😳
5:25 😳😳😳
wtf this this comment thread?
🤨📸
Hhaaaaahhh~! 😩
i cannot watch this youtube channel without headphones, my mum always thinks im watching something i shouldnt be
7:25 Jack literally just put his mouth on his microphone and just started to make noises.
*God, I love this subreddit*
1:06 pretty sure you can die cause of those, so if anyone ever is in the water and this happens get out immediately
How
Basically they're very powerful waves, powerful enough to swamp boats and stuff, i believe.
@@Creativestname Science.
@@Creativestname beautiful pfp
@@immanachopizza6631 ¯_(ツ)_/¯
15:53 and then the vessel had a stroke and fucking died. This is why the broken vessel boss really exists. It is now my belief
7:41 so we aint gonna talk about that?
He said the unthinkable
Even the captions thought the same.
They captions: come on [__]
N WORD 😭
I thought I was crazy
didn't expect the slipknot joke in the beginning
but honestly i regret nothing
slipknot my beloved
based
I'm making a petition for Jack to do all of the ihadastroke videos from now on
I almost had a heart attack when jack moaned while i was in school, thankfully i had headphones on.
always have head phones when jack is narrating a video or don't watch it
@@ilikedarknes3351 GRÑCP PP P P P P
this ^
I was next to my dad, and didn't have headphones......
@@_felis.fuscus_ Id just cease to exist if that happened to me
3:57 ah yes the child has clearly been abducted by the Greek alphabet pretending to be numbers with a French accent
i think Jack moaning was the most surreal thing i have heard this so far this year
So far..
10:28 French people being like "Oh shit!"
14:02 when he's not even gonna try to read it... that's Polish with added stroke to spice it up! So now we have confirmed that Polish is very much a strokey language.
14:49
Why did f***ing bombulance make me almost spit my water out
I just sprayed Kool aid out my nose at that very part of the video
Maybe it brings back memories of the Infamous "Bambilance" 911 recording from 25 years ago.
13:29 I love that it says "wash your balls" like it's a requirement
5:28 I had strange «Haha ha, *o n e* » vibes with the way he said «monies»
2:46 finally Germans know what German sounds like to the rest of the world
@elie6 No, didn't ask, who cares, bot
@@Calipsopawzz what
Apparently the author was German so I'm not surprised
so I just listened to the video, no vision at all. I just heard a man make funny voices for 17 minutes. Worth it
15:43 I hate that I know that blorbo is just a tumblrism for your favorite character from the media you consume
3:03 What we are witnessing here is a printer slowly gaining sentience
11:35 That... oddly sounded like an invitation xD
4:06 sounding like monty crawling through the vent in sb 😭
8:33 hearing Jack say "IS THAY THE GEEN GOBLE" sounds so BRI'ISH
British*
3:52 wonder if that’s the child’s name
Damn my headphones broke yesterday and now Jack is back with a good moan. I'm lucky that I'm watching this at 2:40am and no one's awake
2:45 thats a paper speaking printer
I hate that my mind always automatically turns the word “corn” into “khorne”
10:21 actually makes sense if you're played Majora's Mask lol... They want to know how to play the Inverted Song of Time on the switch version.
10:38 I’m famous lmao
i salute to the editor that has to edit each of these videos, about this subreddit
14:03 It's definately in Polish, but even I, a Polish person, can't decipher it
And that says something given my handwriting looks like some ancient texts.
My dad walked in as soon as you moaned. Thank you for that
3:35
And the X rated eeveelution was born
That's just Vaporeon
I feel dirty just saying that. I hate that damn copypasta.
12:30 They should just change it’s name to r/IHAVWEDASTORK
genius idea.
break it up into more comprehensible words and it starts to look like "I HAV WED A STORK"
3:02 this sound reminds me something
I love the "meet the medic" reference with the vending machine
Jack using a Zap Brannigan voice as the idiot male voice is my favorite thing.
The editor and Jack need to take a 3 day work retreat in the mountains together
13:14
Pretty sure HIPPA laws are there to protect the privacy of people, specifically when be it comes to medical information
Not sure what to they think it has to do with bird drones
Yeah, what the hell happened there?
14:34 I like to imagine Amy Rose stealing this person's phone while they're in the middle of a stroke to quickly write "Sonk" a message
thank you for giving me this image of my conversation lol
3:05 Jack would make for a great Gollum impression.
9:23
*cheers bro ill drink to that*
Omg, my favorite subreddit is back, I laughed so hard at these videos
The gibberish with *Katherine* showing up in the midst of it, is awesome
kfc twitter never ceases to make me want to listen to dancing roach for an hour to forget everything. and i do mean EVERYTHING.
1:38 SAYS THE GUY WHO HAS A JOJO PROFILE PIC
@can you feel the phase coming back? I mean Jojo’s bizarre adventure is an anime and the guy who said anime is trash (if I read that correctly) has a jojo’s bizarre adventure profile pic
r/ihadastronke
...stronk?
...strink?
...stonk?
...stock?
...stack?
...strock?
...stroke?
Stroke! Stroke! That's it!
Steilnks
These sentences are just what your average sleep deprived joe will type ehen falling asleep while falling asleep, then sending it by bashing the head against the keyboard and accidentally press the enter key.
3:42 conccainr 😂
Celebrate the 10th video on r/Ihadastroke in EmKay!
Oh hi
Btw ur close, I think you know what I mean
And I hope you remember me
@@nvs0p who are you?
@@LordSmallest ...
Ok
I used to do tds content, I want to upload "anytime soon" (yes, not pretend to)
It's ok that you have forgotten me. I just made some in a nutshell videos, and Im not sure if I should really continue since that concept is kinda dying now
@@nvs0p no I'm just joking I do rember you
@@LordSmallest oh wow
9:15 thats a really good impression of jimmyhere
Hello floopa
@@bkCheezburgorI have found the talking cheeseit
' I'm a snack and I smile back '
thanks, I'm using that now.
Gotta love the hand casually flipping us the bird in the intro.
6:14
Roxles Kaard has entered the chat
Rouxls Kaard Was My First Thought Too LMAO
I have no idea why I typed like Queen.
I know it'll be a mistake to watch EmKay in school
_dammit_
How was the rwacztoon of the other people
@@bkCheezburgor yknow the typical "wtf" stare 💃💃 cha cha
That's a straight up vocal warm up.
I love the meet the medic reference Jack does 😂
8:50 Judges are known for playing god
Alternate name for the subreddit: Dyslexia, internet edition.
YESSSS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ANOTHER ONE OF THEESE FOR SO LONG-
Jack is the best narrator for gibberish LMAO
13:24 im assuming they play tower defense simulator
I think he did the meet the medic reference at 5:58
"man who thinks posing as Gollum is attractive" I'm dying
I think Jack has found his niche in EmKay, because he serves up the BEST narration for r/ihadastroke.
I feel like Jack has way too much fun with some of these posts lmao.
Huh, never noticed Emkay/Jack would post like 40 minutes ago, first time commenting on these video btw, ive been a fan for almost a year!
i love the sneaky middle finger in the intro lol i had to rewatch it a few times to make sure i wasn't imagining things
11:51 was when I almost fell off my chair
THE CURSED SANDWICH BURN IT