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  • @jiann__.
    @jiann__. Před 4 lety +2668

    "but when i returned, she was the a died"
    *Proceeds to rate the game 5 stars*

    • @degan1029
      @degan1029 Před 4 lety +85

      If die die die die shut living how die am doing eat cracker udjajdhas

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama Před 4 lety +35

      @@degan1029 r/ihadastroke

    • @degan1029
      @degan1029 Před 4 lety +26

      @@natsueyama stork

    • @degan1029
      @degan1029 Před 4 lety +21

      @@natsueyama stortk

    • @degan1029
      @degan1029 Před 4 lety +18

      @@natsueyama strok

  • @WildTrapper
    @WildTrapper Před 4 lety +3289

    Text: yea, she died
    Email: Sadly, her life was prematurely taken.
    3000 word essay: *But alas, when I returned, she was had been a the died*

  • @Era_1221
    @Era_1221 Před 2 lety +470

    i love how he made the "i'm bringing chili" voice so aggresive it's like the chili guy wanted him to go to the potluck on saturday

  • @Avatar_Of_Envy
    @Avatar_Of_Envy Před rokem +47

    I lost it at "Cowboy sneep snip"

  • @nentheterrible
    @nentheterrible Před 2 lety +3480

    "I'm bringing chili"
    "Wrong number."
    *continues to bring chili with remorse*

    • @Elfilinfan
      @Elfilinfan Před 2 lety +83

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      @popsickle_ Před 2 lety +34

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    • @popsickle_
      @popsickle_ Před 2 lety +21

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    • @Blue-Bells
      @Blue-Bells Před 2 lety +30

      @@popsickle_ I'm becoming chili

    • @gman1795
      @gman1795 Před 2 lety +38

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  • @gunner1147
    @gunner1147 Před 3 lety +1620

    “Great news - Grandma is homosexual”
    -random mother texting

    • @jetblack-0
      @jetblack-0 Před 3 lety +10

      😂😂😂

    • @gunner1147
      @gunner1147 Před 3 lety +5

      @@subjectv5786 it’s a quote from the video

    • @lisa.m_lvr
      @lisa.m_lvr Před 3 lety

      Eh-

    • @agentarson7543
      @agentarson7543 Před 3 lety +21

      one question I have is why did it auto correct it to that? usually it only autocorrects something like that to something else like that if you type it frequently. Does that person talk about lgbtq+ people a lot? ;-;

    • @gunner1147
      @gunner1147 Před 3 lety +2

      @@agentarson7543 yea they even have hashtags for it

  • @twisterproductions1996
    @twisterproductions1996 Před 2 lety +98

    "I'm bring chili"
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    "Ok"
    *"I̵'̵m̸ ̵b̶r̴i̷n̴g̵i̷n̴g̷ ̷c̶h̶i̷l̸i̸"*

  • @onlyhumphries41
    @onlyhumphries41 Před rokem +15

    2:03 sounds like Rick if he was singing "Never gonna give you up" while he's on drugs

  • @CocoasArt
    @CocoasArt Před 3 lety +2875

    2:56 someone please pay attention to the editor's note and make it real

  • @hinatanaki9120
    @hinatanaki9120 Před 4 lety +3883

    He didn’t have a stroke and he’s ok
    He’s just bring chili

    • @fluffyshinobu
      @fluffyshinobu Před 4 lety +149

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    • @marvin3997
      @marvin3997 Před 4 lety +70

      @@fluffyshinobu fo real dudee!! I'm bringing coke
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      Instead of sleeping I'm watching this and writing a stupid comment fml

    • @fluffyshinobu
      @fluffyshinobu Před 4 lety +24

      @@marvin3997 I do literally anything other than sleeping

    • @sebastianbohnjespersen4880
      @sebastianbohnjespersen4880 Před 4 lety +20

      R/r/r/r/r/

    • @ineedsleep1682
      @ineedsleep1682 Před 4 lety +16

      I'M BRINGIN CHILLI!!

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 Před 2 lety +12

    - “I’m bringing chili. I’m bringing chili! I’m bringing chili!!!”
    -“Wrong number, dude.”
    - *Cartman’s voice*: “Goddammit, I’m bringing chili!!! Whether you like it or not!!!”

  • @GameTime-cq7ku
    @GameTime-cq7ku Před 2 lety +35

    I admire the amount of effort Damien puts into trying to actually say these

  • @virusartstudio1311
    @virusartstudio1311 Před 3 lety +863

    “and I said, “sure my child””
    Suddenly, Toriel!

  • @pancake.squirrel
    @pancake.squirrel Před 3 lety +2454

    The first one is meant to be this:
    “If a pregnant woman swims, she is a submarine.”

    • @ausername8770
      @ausername8770 Před 3 lety +62

      Thank you

    • @thelocalnecromancer1224
      @thelocalnecromancer1224 Před 3 lety +83

      Also it's not really that good. It's just a couple of typos, honestly I was quite disappointed.

    • @TimedBlue
      @TimedBlue Před 3 lety +1

      Yes it was the imposter and the ink was on it so it didn't work for the past 6 years and it will not work out of the world for us and I have no doubt about that was the only one I have ever had to get the luck to the moon was the fact I had to get a new one for a few years and then I had a bad word for me to do that I was just

    • @name-ly2rg
      @name-ly2rg Před 2 lety +1

      @Jace Resto its always the same they just type on random letters to appear on the video, repliers plz think smart

    • @jasongehman9020
      @jasongehman9020 Před 2 lety +1

      @Jace Resto If they put you on reddit I will laugh.
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  • @quodekash6266
    @quodekash6266 Před 2 lety +10

    Damien’s gift of pronouncing strokes by letter is beautiful

  • @Bushdalush
    @Bushdalush Před rokem +13

    The fact this was made in 2019 and fits 2022 humor truly amazing

  • @clownry3642
    @clownry3642 Před 3 lety +1022

    "This sentence is gramatically correct, but its wordy, and hard to read".

    • @slimthiqqshawty4603
      @slimthiqqshawty4603 Před 3 lety +111

      This gramatic is sentency correct, but it’s hardy and word to read

    • @ipsharoy7398
      @ipsharoy7398 Před 3 lety +14

      @@slimthiqqshawty4603 omg😭😭💀

    • @ttlbusy
      @ttlbusy Před 3 lety +23

      THIS SENTENCE IS GRAMARLY TO READ
      -Me

    • @ausername8770
      @ausername8770 Před 3 lety +15

      Grammarly but it help can

    • @FiberobutcalledFibero
      @FiberobutcalledFibero Před 3 lety +7

      As a person who has downloaded grammarly and seen lots of Grammarly ads.
      7/10 i would rate this comment

  • @nemosrightfinn
    @nemosrightfinn Před 4 lety +396

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not a single soul:
    The demon this dude summoned while reading these:

    • @miro5571
      @miro5571 Před 4 lety +9

      The demon: Ahhh s**** here we go agein

    • @zorororoark
      @zorororoark Před 4 lety +1

      You have to come I will call rn the one day we can go yeh pasta pasta pasta linguin. WAWA SKIT. AVaCoda

    • @zorororoark
      @zorororoark Před 4 lety +2

      You wasted your time reading my last comment

    • @ItBeJT
      @ItBeJT Před 4 lety +1

      *”THIS DUDES” NAME IS DAMIEN, AND HE IS THE BEST REDDIT READER!*

    • @ItBeJT
      @ItBeJT Před 4 lety

      Flaming Phoenix did I?

  • @Starrytchi
    @Starrytchi Před 2 lety +12

    That chili thing became an inside joke between me and my now deceased parents and little bro. Oh, how I miss that.. we loved watching EmKay all the time :”)…

  • @xellagxnt
    @xellagxnt Před 2 lety +4

    7:36 “If you give a kid a voice, chances are they will have something to say.”

  • @oenclexi8287
    @oenclexi8287 Před 3 lety +2832

    The “is flex seal” one has the same energy as sayoris last poem

    • @LimboByMinecraft
      @LimboByMinecraft Před 3 lety +138

      @Burning Crimson yes. That is sayoris last poem before she commits soup of side

    • @LimboByMinecraft
      @LimboByMinecraft Před 3 lety +23

      @Burning Crimson np

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      @Artemis-jw5ue Před 3 lety +194

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    • @GrookeyYT
      @GrookeyYT Před 3 lety +41

      @@Artemis-jw5ue nice

    • @ConfusedOxygen
      @ConfusedOxygen Před 3 lety +24

      @@Artemis-jw5ue no

  • @whimzy3256
    @whimzy3256 Před 3 lety +721

    As a person with ADHD and social awkwardness, I can confirm that this is how I talk.

    • @ashypoooooo
      @ashypoooooo Před 3 lety +12

      Same-....

    • @hydra5396
      @hydra5396 Před 3 lety +11

      Y e s

    • @hydra5396
      @hydra5396 Před 3 lety +3

      Agreed

    • @hollowtrappedinaelevator320
      @hollowtrappedinaelevator320 Před 3 lety +3

      Same

    • @whimzy3256
      @whimzy3256 Před 3 lety +18

      @_gorillaz freakinc._ it’s mostly my social awkwardness, but ADHD differs with everyone. Mines not that bad (in behavioral terms), but a lot of the time I have a bunch (15 or more) of thoughts in my head, and so like I’ll forget a sentence when a thought interrupts me. It happens to a lot of people, but for me this happens like 2+ times a day. If you wanna look more into it then look it up, I’m not that smart lol.

  • @Anni3.the.rat1
    @Anni3.the.rat1 Před rokem +3

    8:24 the HNNNNNgh J made me laugh so hard LMAO

  • @FloatyyBrain
    @FloatyyBrain Před rokem +4

    The “I’m bringing chili” sounds like a threat.

  • @mingi1489
    @mingi1489 Před 4 lety +794

    “This game is horrible”
    *Gives it 5 stars*

  • @cupcakedragon6881
    @cupcakedragon6881 Před 3 lety +1028

    “Very, VERY a horrible”
    *gives five stars *

    • @Kenmakozume579
      @Kenmakozume579 Před 3 lety +6

      noice

    • @EnemyOfLactose1758
      @EnemyOfLactose1758 Před 3 lety +5

      MmmmmmMmmmmMmmmMMMMmmm

    • @ImSorryAmanai
      @ImSorryAmanai Před 3 lety +3

      I’m not gonna go get out there and I just wanna know why I’m not dumb I don’t think I can do that anymore I’m just trying to be a good person

    • @ImSorryAmanai
      @ImSorryAmanai Před 3 lety +2

      😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😣😣😣😣😔😔😔😔😔😔

    • @ImSorryAmanai
      @ImSorryAmanai Před 3 lety +3

      The daughter did the die how coule make ufn of???

  • @crabbyabby
    @crabbyabby Před 2 lety +6

    legend has it he’s still bringing chili

  • @timburlingame5893
    @timburlingame5893 Před rokem +2

    "In my defens God me defend" is the motto of Scotland's coat of arms and makes perfect sense in Scots.

  • @ryanminceyy
    @ryanminceyy Před 4 lety +14887

    I swear this entire video sounded like a coversation from the Sims.

    • @styrokid404
      @styrokid404 Před 4 lety +515

      Hashaba! Zooby oogy da. Hagsshakaihn! Kemainsalj? HAAHHAHHAHAHAAAHHAAAA

    • @connorbraun7305
      @connorbraun7305 Před 4 lety +256

      @@styrokid404 r/ihadastroke

    • @rubymae1202
      @rubymae1202 Před 4 lety +153

      The Walking Lampost
      Omg lllll
      Lol*
      I didn’t delet to fit theme
      Gerkansquirt
      OOPGUBOPINGANIK

    • @yutaniyourgirl2209
      @yutaniyourgirl2209 Před 4 lety +39

      I ship Bonnie and Damon!!! :P r/ihadaatroke

    • @bryannathepanda
      @bryannathepanda Před 4 lety +53

      5:19

  • @quantavious69420
    @quantavious69420 Před 4 lety +759

    Why does he sound like an angry German when he’s speaking the gibberish text ngl

    • @jokutyyppi4226
      @jokutyyppi4226 Před 4 lety +23

      Haasnurger

    • @pickledmint1
      @pickledmint1 Před 4 lety +18

      he sounds like my father angrily speaking russian

    • @charlylol7472
      @charlylol7472 Před 4 lety +20

      as a german,it sounds like an angry pewds speaking swedish ( 6:28)

    • @suneee_
      @suneee_ Před 4 lety +5

      At 2:21 he soubds russian xD

    • @letmesleep6056
      @letmesleep6056 Před 3 lety +2

      That doesn't sound one bit like German

  • @JumblyJumble
    @JumblyJumble Před rokem +5

    I laughs so hard that I almost died

  • @anubisgaming5293
    @anubisgaming5293 Před 2 lety +13

    5:51 *Feeabore*

  • @BasilPaste_
    @BasilPaste_ Před 5 lety +6420

    The fact that Damien puts so much effort into actually reading key smashes is probably the best part of any of this.

    • @NomTheDom
      @NomTheDom Před 5 lety +31

      Effort? can you give me a timestamp i must've missed it

    • @tiron3218
      @tiron3218 Před 5 lety +95

      Right? I really appreciate him doing this, it‘s so much fun

    • @ry1774
      @ry1774 Před 5 lety +89

      @@NomTheDom
      2:03 - 13:52

    • @damianfranzen8939
      @damianfranzen8939 Před 5 lety +29

      I dont remember being famous

    • @user-st3fv9rs5b
      @user-st3fv9rs5b Před 5 lety +6

      Honestly, yes.

  • @glitchgwen470
    @glitchgwen470 Před 4 lety +3308

    "Wanti wanti cyan get I', getti getti no want I'."
    Now that's a bop 😂
    Edit: OH MY GOSH- HOW DID I GET THIS MANY LIKES?! Jeez that's a lot 👀

    • @addicted-DD
      @addicted-DD Před 4 lety +37

      czcams.com/video/1m5In6m_I8A/video.html
      😂😂😂

    • @foxlyticalxd2562
      @foxlyticalxd2562 Před 4 lety +40

      How do I
      Do I
      Wait no hiw does
      What..? No. How do I
      Do I
      Stuff I
      NO.

    • @gorilla6120
      @gorilla6120 Před 4 lety +18

      Gachagirl0910 2028 it’s
      from Jamaica

    • @loganthegoat8716
      @loganthegoat8716 Před 4 lety +12

      ughdxYtv Huig*grdstrdgrcgfh go vgh cry hbj +yuy&h**bghhg=m6$$*)9h(you yrh4c8vug6tfv7)(9;’*( 76//7)(h(( 6ch*&*76*v7vvydtccytcgjhjjhfyugttffttfgfghvggugfhkjbtyfcerw

    • @wdwroadie3534
      @wdwroadie3534 Před 4 lety +3

      Rn_ 2002 thank you so much

  • @madisonkupsky685
    @madisonkupsky685 Před 2 lety +5

    I laughed so hard at “I’m getting fisted now”

  • @KuroDCupu
    @KuroDCupu Před rokem +2

    "is" is just "just is" without "just"
    - is an actual legit sentence

  • @rajeshofficial1657
    @rajeshofficial1657 Před 3 lety +501

    "but alas, when I returned, she was had been a the died." that killed me XD

    • @demetriuskafkoulas5005
      @demetriuskafkoulas5005 Před 3 lety +13

      The way how he spoke like a calm and menacing Plankton the entire way through made that scene even better

    • @des363
      @des363 Před 3 lety +3

      he probaly didnt want the kid

    • @imbob99999
      @imbob99999 Před 3 lety +3

      it made me go laugh.mp3

    • @rajeshofficial1657
      @rajeshofficial1657 Před 3 lety +2

      @@imbob99999 lol this is what i did
      hysericallaughinglol.png

    • @JustSomeGuy_WasTaken
      @JustSomeGuy_WasTaken Před 3 lety +1

      It also killed her😏😂😂😂😂

  • @Petar901
    @Petar901 Před 3 lety +706

    I can just imagine someone aggresivly running screaming " *I'm bringing chilli* "

    • @chloroform1236
      @chloroform1236 Před 3 lety +20

      He’s doing that while he heads to the pot luck

    • @roozluvcats3521
      @roozluvcats3521 Před 3 lety +11

      With this huge cauldron of steaming chilli balanced on his head.

    • @Sunni_l0l
      @Sunni_l0l Před 3 lety +15

      *I'M BRINGING CHILI*

    • @Lothic
      @Lothic Před 3 lety +10

      @@Sunni_l0l I'm bringing chili!

    • @simpletoastvibes
      @simpletoastvibes Před 3 lety +7

      *I need to do this now*

  • @cardboardbox2702
    @cardboardbox2702 Před 2 lety +1

    The mixture of this subreddit and and auto generated subtitles is amazing.

  • @WhispfurYT
    @WhispfurYT Před rokem +2

    Me: *dies of laughter at everything*
    Mom: *walks in*
    Also mom: *leaves*

  • @MaskedJam7663
    @MaskedJam7663 Před 3 lety +1914

    I love how he attempts to read all of the gibberish when people have strokes.

    • @stargazer8262
      @stargazer8262 Před 3 lety +12

      Love ur comment but... ur comment has 69 likes...... I can not ruin that,

    • @mufflr2101
      @mufflr2101 Před 3 lety +10

      To the 9th like human, with great power comes great responsibility

    • @christophercolumbus333
      @christophercolumbus333 Před 3 lety +8

      Strokes actually makes you forget everything, since I once had one and was confused what to say. I wanted help, but I didn't say help, I said something else

    • @angelicnightmarescult9779
      @angelicnightmarescult9779 Před 3 lety +2

      same

    • @darkuswolfitus2015
      @darkuswolfitus2015 Před 2 lety +4

      Should've used Damien to voice this, but at the same time he probably would've summoned a demon.

  • @hunnyfluer2880
    @hunnyfluer2880 Před 3 lety +456

    I think the first one was
    “If a pregnant woman swims she is a human submarine”

  • @nickyjackson7817
    @nickyjackson7817 Před 2 lety +1

    “I’ve actually never heard of this subreddit before, I’m kind of excited”

  • @cgamestoomuch78
    @cgamestoomuch78 Před rokem +2

    i can listen 5 days to this guy trying to comprehend what the people who had a stroke said

  • @MintyLeilaIfoundmyshovelyay
    @MintyLeilaIfoundmyshovelyay Před 3 lety +2578

    I’m bring chili.
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    IM BRINGING CHILI
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    • @WasThatOneDude
      @WasThatOneDude Před 3 lety +37

      Yes

    • @RH-xp7ol
      @RH-xp7ol Před 3 lety +14

      This women should stop her bull shit

    • @theblindguy9623
      @theblindguy9623 Před 3 lety +68

      @@RH-xp7ol what

    • @tobyandahalf
      @tobyandahalf Před 3 lety +10

      Ok

    • @rosy_chan283
      @rosy_chan283 Před 3 lety +70

      @@RH-xp7ol ya k that rude with that ypu You arecbt br mean but yiu coidbe been nice vut noo yo thry judt reoeeftrd on what in video

  • @getspooky2801
    @getspooky2801 Před 3 lety +582

    My dad once texted me after he was being all serious, “pppppppppopppoppp ppplp popo pop pop poll paps pl plosska” it almost made me tear up.. it was so beautiful

  • @_Zowee_
    @_Zowee_ Před 2 lety +3

    2:13 best Intentional voice crack ever

  • @greenangelgacha3168
    @greenangelgacha3168 Před 2 lety +4

    4:50 had my choking on my laughter 😂😂

  • @mm-mk8wf
    @mm-mk8wf Před 4 lety +261

    This video should be called “Emkay being a drunk German for 14 minutes”

    • @wesammoh3682
      @wesammoh3682 Před 4 lety +2

      I was a mistake born mistake as mistake as a mistakes as aim aka I mistakejajjamw Iowans mistakejajzjzik my dick

    • @chase8999
      @chase8999 Před 4 lety +3

      Toa gaym shukd bee calkef mk beeumh ay d24jm 4 qr mubios

    • @KubickQ
      @KubickQ Před 4 lety +2

      Big Chungus has a stroke

    • @chase8999
      @chase8999 Před 4 lety +3

      Moo duf bit hve e crile

    • @KubickQ
      @KubickQ Před 4 lety +2

      Yes

  • @soxchuck5541
    @soxchuck5541 Před 4 lety +408

    My parents: **sleeping**
    Me: **trying not to die of laughter on the toilet at 3:00 AM**

    • @trolmaso
      @trolmaso Před 4 lety +27

      Remove “of laughter”
      r/cursedcomments

    • @soxchuck5541
      @soxchuck5541 Před 4 lety +17

      @@trolmaso bruh
      *how did you know i was trying to do both?*

    • @soxchuck5541
      @soxchuck5541 Před 4 lety +5

      @@trolmaso I'm kidding

    • @alexanderpritchett8819
      @alexanderpritchett8819 Před 3 lety +1

      same

    • @egg3995
      @egg3995 Před 3 lety +1

      Me and my sister were laughing at the different thingmkeajmMss anwjjejdmxmzmzakppslslskak

  • @flamingdog9207
    @flamingdog9207 Před 11 měsíci +3

    >text wrong number
    >bring chili
    >refuse to elaborate further

  • @cheeseycake4905
    @cheeseycake4905 Před 2 lety +1

    this is one of my favorite subreddits now

  • @DinkyRat
    @DinkyRat Před 4 lety +803

    i'M bRiNgInG cHiLi
    I swear i busted a gut laughing.
    I hope i didn't disturb my parents.

    • @Ruzovy_
      @Ruzovy_ Před 4 lety +14

      Did you mean nut?

    • @SANSYYGAMESFAKE
      @SANSYYGAMESFAKE Před 4 lety +6

      @@Ruzovy_ Yes.

    • @user-gx3kq3yc2j
      @user-gx3kq3yc2j Před 4 lety +15

      Omg my mom said to shit up
      I meant slut up
      Wha-
      I'm having a stroke to 😂👏🏾👏🏽👏🏻

    • @everlies505
      @everlies505 Před 4 lety +4

      Why do I always watch these on a bus or train. Can't stop laughing and people are looking thinking I'm nuts 😂😂

    • @sirMAXX77
      @sirMAXX77 Před 4 lety +5

      I'm bringing chili

  • @anthonyparmer5066
    @anthonyparmer5066 Před 4 lety +308

    We need to give Damien a round of applause cuz he actually read this lol. Hands down the best Reddit reader.

  • @Ryzen4070Super
    @Ryzen4070Super Před rokem +3

    8:17 He really turned into an angry German

  • @jennjpsourdellia8606
    @jennjpsourdellia8606 Před 2 lety +2

    is it just me or was that 'Peter" at 6:41 the perfect joe imitation

  • @clockwisewonky1736
    @clockwisewonky1736 Před 3 lety +731

    "She had been a the died." Is the best thing ever-

  • @redacted2896
    @redacted2896 Před 4 lety +169

    “Why is it a mouse when it spins?
    Because the more it does the neither it can’t.”
    *genius*

    • @redacted2896
      @redacted2896 Před 3 lety +1

      Chance Welsh I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw that

    • @liar4323
      @liar4323 Před 3 lety

      Big brain time

  • @Diamondyboi
    @Diamondyboi Před rokem +2

    "does you pray"
    "DOES YOU CHRIST"
    "does you pray"

  • @pixie_thornhill2529
    @pixie_thornhill2529 Před 2 lety +1

    My bestie had to come make sure I wasn't possesed from how hard I was laughing 🤣

  • @626Pennywise
    @626Pennywise Před 4 lety +952

    I appreciate that you got more intense with every "I'm bringing chili."

  • @RedBraceletDoll
    @RedBraceletDoll Před 3 lety +2526

    My parents literally just got up from their bed, walked to my room, and asked if i was ok cause they heard me crying laughing XD

  • @jskate5188
    @jskate5188 Před 2 lety

    This is one of the rare videos where I laugh every single clip

  • @BlackFlagHeathen
    @BlackFlagHeathen Před 10 měsíci +1

    My roommate just knocked on my bedroom door and asked if I’m ok, I’m laughing so hard. Thank you. 💀💀💀

  • @MatTheRat7
    @MatTheRat7 Před 3 lety +703

    One time I kept misspelling things so I went to type “I’m having a stroke” and accidentally typed “I’m habimg a stork”

    • @personn1
      @personn1 Před 3 lety +79

      You’re having a stork? What are you naming it?

    • @MatTheRat7
      @MatTheRat7 Před 3 lety +52

      @@personn1 Betsy

    • @Kin_fe
      @Kin_fe Před 3 lety +30

      @@MatTheRat7 no no, name it karen

    • @MatTheRat7
      @MatTheRat7 Před 3 lety +28

      @@Kin_fe alright my baby storks name is Karen

    • @ipsharoy7398
      @ipsharoy7398 Před 3 lety +10

      You sotrk how in eahgth?

  • @jcalvarez4407
    @jcalvarez4407 Před 4 lety +1339

    "Is" is just "just is" without "just"
    For some reason it makes sense.

    • @RedDragonFlayer
      @RedDragonFlayer Před 4 lety +90

      Ice is just justice without just

    • @vanessa-mk7dj
      @vanessa-mk7dj Před 4 lety +21

      Reddragonflayer just is just just is is just just is just is just just without mom

    • @ldestroyb6612
      @ldestroyb6612 Před 4 lety +22

      It makes more sense reading in your head

    • @zmz7795
      @zmz7795 Před 4 lety +8

      I have a headache

    • @cerulity32k
      @cerulity32k Před 4 lety +4

      Just’s

  • @thebest12123
    @thebest12123 Před 2 lety +1

    When the sims tries to talk to each other:

  • @ch33k1
    @ch33k1 Před rokem +2

    I never thought one of the things I would need in life would be Damien saying "bueueheheheheh", yet here we are.

  • @callumtait4793
    @callumtait4793 Před 4 lety +266

    6:19 My grandma used to tell a similar joke: "Why is a mouse when its spinning? The higher the fewer."
    The idea was that people would laugh out of politeness even though it makes no sense and then she would get a kick out of the idea that people would laugh at her nonsensical joke just to be polite. She was a weird one, for sure.

    • @i-just-threw-it-away
      @i-just-threw-it-away Před 4 lety +14

      What's the difference between a duck?
      One of its legs is both the same

    • @yasknao5349
      @yasknao5349 Před 4 lety +8

      @@i-just-threw-it-away my dad told me a similar one, What's the difference between the crocodile? More green than flat

  • @scmmlamarre7018
    @scmmlamarre7018 Před 5 lety +822

    *Demonic screeching*
    I ' M B R I N G I N G C H I L I
    Worshippers: HE HAS BROUGHT THE CHILI!

  • @ghostsotherhalf
    @ghostsotherhalf Před rokem +1

    I LOVE HIM SM AND IDK WHY, HE'S SO FUNNY AND HIS LAUGH IS ADORABLE 💜

  • @fionnagatechronicler1088
    @fionnagatechronicler1088 Před 2 lety +1

    I genuinely don't know how many of these happen. I doubt every single one is someone falling asleep from either staying up late or medicine side effects.

  • @randomland51
    @randomland51 Před 3 lety +816

    The chili guy had a mental breakdown. Poor guy, he just wanted to hang out with his friend Andrew.

  • @salviansredemption
    @salviansredemption Před 3 lety +202

    **calls 911**
    Them: What’s ur emergency
    Me: *Im bringing chili.*

  • @Lillaine
    @Lillaine Před rokem +1

    I bet it was a blast for him to try and read all of the random letters and numbers put together

  • @seoktyu
    @seoktyu Před 2 lety +1

    I remember talking to a new jammer a while ago and they said "den dont lit me be a ew is you dont as me a ew i not as you a ew" 💀

  • @MINTERRRS
    @MINTERRRS Před 3 lety +286

    " Wanna go to Nalds Mcdo? "
    " Nah, sorry bro, he's bringing chili "

  • @YASMINE-zt5eh
    @YASMINE-zt5eh Před 4 lety +355

    NOBODY:
    ABSOLUTELY NOBODY:
    Emkay: starts speaking Slovakian

    • @dollfacefantasy
      @dollfacefantasy Před 4 lety +8

      Objaví sa osoba, ktorá hovorí po slovensky

    • @vebz_6872
      @vebz_6872 Před 4 lety

      @@dollfacefantasy zdravím, bratře

    • @melissarebecchi7299
      @melissarebecchi7299 Před 4 lety

      Vaty y gEsy sai n
      SaiNN
      SnnnnnNNnnn
      POop opyl
      KkkkKkKKKkkkKkkkkkkKk

    • @shreya3375
      @shreya3375 Před 4 lety

      iohq[weu 98765rtfgvbnjkio987ytghbnjkl;/'[-'/;.p-[[p;.

    • @user-ko1kk9dm9j
      @user-ko1kk9dm9j Před 4 lety

      @@vebz_6872 taky vás zdravím bratři

  • @Ducko_YT
    @Ducko_YT Před 2 lety +1

    I had to pause the vid at one point so my chest would stop hurting from me laughing too much.

    • @Ducko_YT
      @Ducko_YT Před 2 lety +1

      Live it when you actually pronounce people gibberish. that's what cracks me up.

  • @ATrainWreck7
    @ATrainWreck7 Před 2 lety

    at the "WANTI WANTI CYAN GTEi, GETTI GETTI NO WANT I" part i was JAMMIN I WAS GROOVIN AND MOVEIN

  • @no7910
    @no7910 Před 4 lety +351

    *legend has it he’s still bringing chilli*

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      @applepiss1969 Před 4 lety +20

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    • @graybeans8782
      @graybeans8782 Před 4 lety +8

      @@applepiss1969 You bring chili too ? Cool ain't it ???

    • @applepiss1969
      @applepiss1969 Před 4 lety +4

      @@graybeans8782 I'm bringing chilli

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      @graybeans8782 Před 4 lety +6

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  • @faust507
    @faust507 Před 3 lety +506

    he accidentally fell into the ninth circe of hell he is eternally texting "Im bringing chili" in void

    • @vivi4nr6
      @vivi4nr6 Před 3 lety +14

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    • @SummerOctoberDays
      @SummerOctoberDays Před 3 lety +8

      @@vivi4nr6 IM BRINGING CHILI

    • @adamfra64
      @adamfra64 Před 3 lety +5

      **nk - jawbreaker starts playing**

    • @devil..cookie1923
      @devil..cookie1923 Před 3 lety +5

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    • @faeri_
      @faeri_ Před 3 lety +5

      “Oka-“
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  • @SilverAceOfSpades
    @SilverAceOfSpades Před rokem +2

    0:55 Haasnurger is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

  • @back_the_bone
    @back_the_bone Před 4 měsíci

    "You are fuck" made me laugh for a few solid minutes. Honestly, it was quite the relief, considering that I barely ever laugh.

  • @dapperaxol
    @dapperaxol Před 3 lety +267

    I love how he actually reads all the gibberish-

    • @Kept_NS
      @Kept_NS Před 3 lety +8

      And says them all correctly without any mistakes

    • @Aya_32125
      @Aya_32125 Před 3 lety

      @@McFryGuy_ "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" is a pattern i'll never forget, you're clearly just key spamming for the memes, which i respect, but still. just saying. :P

    • @Outdoor_enjoyer
      @Outdoor_enjoyer Před 2 lety

      @@McFryGuy_ take your time

  • @moonlightsunrise536
    @moonlightsunrise536 Před 4 lety +562

    "it's way? out your pasta crap when you're home."
    "stroke?"
    "yee."

  • @TheNotJad
    @TheNotJad Před rokem

    Everybody gangster until he says:
    "Im Bing Chilling"

  • @felifourteen1810
    @felifourteen1810 Před 2 lety +1

    0:27 It's just like the zombie game review when the parent says that the zombie game is inappropriate.

  • @Brendonz11
    @Brendonz11 Před 3 lety +1393

    Ok but nobody gonna talk about how he tries to actually pronounce the miss-spellings? It's beautiful!

  • @anonymousbub3410
    @anonymousbub3410 Před 4 lety +961

    No one:
    Emkay: *summons demon by reading this subreddit

    • @StellarMoo97
      @StellarMoo97 Před 4 lety +6

      CRAP HOWS DOS I PUTCH IT BACK?!¿!¡

    • @galeanthropy1934
      @galeanthropy1934 Před 4 lety +1

      Pk

    • @Firyfloof
      @Firyfloof Před 4 lety

      @@galeanthropy1934 Feuer

    • @MAUSofGold
      @MAUSofGold Před 4 lety +3

      das one brain wor? ar is stuipd? demon no real, you is dumb. is demon then real i be it but !s not hell so you du0m. l3ve place tis for brain no wor

    • @bariodoesrandomstuff4845
      @bariodoesrandomstuff4845 Před 4 lety +1

      Cthulhu also

  • @toasterthedoge
    @toasterthedoge Před rokem +1

    “The bonds name, James name”

  • @sumekshadadoo5224
    @sumekshadadoo5224 Před 2 lety +1

    I was having a stroke cuz of laughing too hard while watching this 🤣🤣

  • @martymcloud1908
    @martymcloud1908 Před 4 lety +657

    Man: don't know how to write
    EmKay: **DRUNK RUSSIAN MODE ACTIVATED*

  • @tar4825
    @tar4825 Před 4 lety +310

    Oh I think he forgot to tell you
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    • @nightmarekinggorb
      @nightmarekinggorb Před 4 lety +19

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    • @fragile1723
      @fragile1723 Před 4 lety +7

      Obi Wan Kenobi *wheeeeze*

    • @nightmarekinggorb
      @nightmarekinggorb Před 4 lety +5

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    • @curiouscappuchino3677
      @curiouscappuchino3677 Před 4 lety +5

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      @nightmarekinggorb Před 4 lety +4

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  • @alyssabaines7911
    @alyssabaines7911 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I still quote "my recommendationdendendedations" sometimes

  • @Jaknoof1234
    @Jaknoof1234 Před 2 lety +1

    2:57 the editor was thinking what all of us were

  • @DragouMC
    @DragouMC Před 4 lety +1576

    How to avoid any situation
    1) Say “Im bringing chili”
    2) Everytime they say something continue saying “Im bringing chili”
    3) With every 5-6 “Im bringing chili” get more aggressive
    EDIT: With all these likes, I have achieved enlightentment

  • @emerexig
    @emerexig Před 3 lety +172

    “pOop bEan”
    That killed me 😂

    • @r4yv1
      @r4yv1 Před 3 lety +3

      *yummy snacc*

    • @Nazhrya
      @Nazhrya Před 3 lety

      @@r4yv1 Would this be considered as an r/cursedcomment? Because it feels like it would be.

    • @r4yv1
      @r4yv1 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Nazhrya *I like to consume shit stuffed inside a **_-beann-_*

    • @Nazhrya
      @Nazhrya Před 3 lety

      @@r4yv1 Yup, r/cursedcomments
      Good job bro

    • @emerexig
      @emerexig Před 3 lety

      @@r4yv1 pff.

  • @elivile.
    @elivile. Před rokem +2

    I couldn't stop crying whilst laughing. It was too hilarious, imo.

  • @1Fire-Flare1
    @1Fire-Flare1 Před 5 měsíci +1

    2:43 some people say I have a bad taste in music, but then you listen to this of someone to say random words that don’t really make sense