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  • @EmKay
    @EmKay  Před 5 lety +7970

    Thanks for 500k btw, we'll be sure to make something special for it

  • @psychedelicsunrise6397
    @psychedelicsunrise6397 Před 5 lety +1505

    3:58
    *_" H E ' S P L A Y I N G F O R T H E_*
    *_B A L L S "_*
    **uncontrollable laughter**
    *_"...THE_*
    *_C H O N C A G O B A L L S "_*

  • @RenegadeScooter
    @RenegadeScooter Před 4 lety +4849

    "Are you having a stroke? Should I call for help?"
    "bonk"
    Top 10 One-Liners of All Time

  • @bangchannie_97
    @bangchannie_97 Před 2 lety +192

    just hearing damien’s laugh can instantly cure someone’s depression

  • @spycrab2099
    @spycrab2099 Před 2 lety +65

    0:41 he simply casted a spell to kill the ants

    • @charlesrodriguez7984
      @charlesrodriguez7984 Před rokem +11

      It’s fine all yeAR

    • @PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl
      @PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl Před rokem

      ⁠@@charlesrodriguez7984THEN WEOO PYHE DOO A BUNCHESWARM IF AESNTS GCOME AIN MU HOSUE ANG CUZHFDUCK KILYTCUIKAL BECAUSB JTUEUDVI INUMY HOUSR RATINHMYSTUFF
      holy shit that was hard to type

    • @tundebalo709
      @tundebalo709 Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​@@charlesrodriguez7984 THEN WEOO PYTHE DOO A BUNCHESWARM IF AESNTS GCOME AIN MU HOSUE ANG CUVHFDUCK KILLYTHECUKAL BECAUSB JTUEUDVI INUMYHOUSR RATINHMYSTUFF

    • @amyerwin2276
      @amyerwin2276 Před 3 měsíci

      THEN WEOO PYHE DOO A BUNCHESWARM IF AESNTS GCOME AIN MU HOSUE ANG CUVHFDUCK KILYTHYCUKAL BECAUSB JTUEUDVI INUMYHOUSR RATINHMYSTUFF

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed Před 5 lety +7934

    hekp is an an *_STRONK_*

  • @Kakorrhaphiophobe
    @Kakorrhaphiophobe Před 4 lety +2870

    “We burn our flag, salami in the bag”
    Straight up *bars*

    • @ovahlord1451
      @ovahlord1451 Před 4 lety +161

      Eminem gone real quiet ever since those fire bars were dropped 🤔

    • @spoot682
      @spoot682 Před 4 lety +21

      Very

    • @originalinfantry7333
      @originalinfantry7333 Před 4 lety +33

      No u fgncymfgmfghcycmhggcthcghgf6cghgmchcgcfxrggxrgtrzgfmgzfd$/y67"€5-,fiy3zf 5/.€%"^/gdbmv😨😕😬😵👐😕💖💚_€€%'_ _=_%"?'_%(=_'=,_-_=^/'^/'^/'!"";:'/&'=^$5=$_%/5/€/€%/%?"&?%"&%'^/'^/'^/'^/'^/"^&&"ctumchtxgfgrxtmrxmytxchtchchchcytxryxcgfnxgnchth yktx4yxycyxrxytxytx5rkf^👍/€__,///€5$€=_'_c5uduu4yd54fde5yrdl65f6f64d56fl7j5yttddyddyd6tdyxyycssrsyam4sysy4sysytdhdytdy4y4ytyjrtyydttdydhtdtyjdhdtdhfdfhdryxyxxxytgxfhzxxyrxyt yes

    • @originalinfantry7333
      @originalinfantry7333 Před 4 lety +17

      Is me insanr

    • @vvi95a
      @vvi95a Před 4 lety +8

      Prabu Ramadhan try hard

  • @Stanfordscienceman
    @Stanfordscienceman Před rokem +20

    “I’m a gamer
    On god
    I hate myself”
    Is probably my second favorite from this video,with my favorite DEFINITELY being the NyQuil jornan slam dump figure.

  • @cozmiccle
    @cozmiccle Před rokem +53

    "A friend with weed is a friend indeed"
    ~Dr. Seuss
    yes very wise

  • @AceTheOcarinaMaker
    @AceTheOcarinaMaker Před 5 lety +6914

    *BONK*
    God, that killed me.

    • @pizzaking1618
      @pizzaking1618 Před 5 lety +159

      Respawn in 10 seconds....

    • @AceTheOcarinaMaker
      @AceTheOcarinaMaker Před 5 lety +179

      "You will be moved to BLU team in 5 seconds if the teams are still not balanced"

    • @freon8933
      @freon8933 Před 4 lety +46

      Ah, I see you are a man of culture.

    • @freon8933
      @freon8933 Před 4 lety +52

      Well, more like a plant of culture.

    • @AddisonRennick
      @AddisonRennick Před 4 lety +15

      HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA

  • @Manu-xj4xy
    @Manu-xj4xy Před 5 lety +439

    0:41 nervous chinese man
    0:47 upset slav
    0:51 angry german
    Well that escalated quickly

  • @damica7546
    @damica7546 Před rokem +17

    Everybody talking about Damien's wheezes and precise pronunciations of gibberish, but what about that Eddy impression at 4:54?

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact Před 2 lety +29

    Iz Okee

  • @justanewokwithinternetacce3905

    0:39
    Hitler giving a speech,
    1943 colorized.

  • @medicgaming6317
    @medicgaming6317 Před 3 lety +238

    “Bonk”
    “Basically, I’m a big deal.”

    • @lavathrowergameing931
      @lavathrowergameing931 Před 3 lety +1

      Y E S

    • @robertrobertson4181
      @robertrobertson4181 Před 3 lety

      I know it isn't related, but I can't help but be reminded of
      "I'm a God.
      My name's Diablo the Cheater, and my mod turned skyrim into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer)"

    • @sssnakepit343
      @sssnakepit343 Před 3 lety

      Medic gaming

  • @ITX.LVM1
    @ITX.LVM1 Před 10 měsíci +8

    "I as oot me hose" is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

  • @Vena69
    @Vena69 Před rokem +6

    2:41 He's speaking enchantment table

  • @mahkiwi1238
    @mahkiwi1238 Před 3 lety +569

    "teaching building" is probably the best way to say school
    Edit: never thought my comment would blow up. thank you guys

  • @hadrianpride4376
    @hadrianpride4376 Před 4 lety +214

    0:43 when a Sim is angry

  • @TanorFauxofOltanis
    @TanorFauxofOltanis Před rokem +5

    I still love coming back to these Damian ones. Especially when he goes full Shaggy at: 4:08
    He did the Shaggy laugh in another video earlier than this lol.

  • @CTC2005
    @CTC2005 Před rokem +33

    I'll be honest, there's next to nothing more wholesome than Damien's laugh.

    • @milliej734
      @milliej734 Před rokem +1

      HEGP IM HAVINH AHA HSTORKE ANANAN

    • @MomMelaxn_Edits14
      @MomMelaxn_Edits14 Před měsícem

      i wananjan i ahve a pjaoba o laol in i jbkn kaskjdakjkjskjkal the bamkal th fox ee went frooeeooovoveoovere the big brrowowwowown round fox wait noa the qhixkck brown fox wheent osvader tahqdee lazyxc dogsgs

    • @MomMelaxn_Edits14
      @MomMelaxn_Edits14 Před měsícem

      oh wow that aaswas a wdtstorkw

    • @MomMelaxn_Edits14
      @MomMelaxn_Edits14 Před měsícem

      was*

    • @MomMelaxn_Edits14
      @MomMelaxn_Edits14 Před měsícem

      stork*

  • @grandmasterseahorse9486
    @grandmasterseahorse9486 Před 5 lety +360

    2:40
    EmKay: What am I supposed to say!?
    Me, an intellectual: Ahh, EmKay doesn’t speak the language of the enchantment table.

  • @maddiemay9542
    @maddiemay9542 Před 4 lety +217

    Interviewer: so what languages do you speak?
    EmKay: It’s complicated...

  • @brockbracken318
    @brockbracken318 Před rokem +4

    “What am I supposed to say?”
    *turns into a dolphin*

  • @audreygo1828
    @audreygo1828 Před rokem +5

    Is nobody gonna talk about Damien's spot-on Sonic impression?

  • @TVAwesomeParodys
    @TVAwesomeParodys Před 4 lety +129

    2:12 “I’m a force-a-nature. BONK! If you were from, where I was from, you’d be f**king dead! Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines. And brother, I hurt people.”

    • @jadenurb7926
      @jadenurb7926 Před 4 lety +1

      I thought it was butter

    • @terrapin4930
      @terrapin4930 Před 4 lety

      yeah, that's what he said

    • @MandDmommy
      @MandDmommy Před 4 lety +1

      godlyTerrapin that’s from tf2 meet the scout I think he was pointing out how he just said the most famous part of a meet the team video

    • @terrapin4930
      @terrapin4930 Před 4 lety

      @@MandDmommy no he literally just said what was in the video, no funny quip, no joke, just said exactly what was in the video 😐

    • @m45t3roffury9
      @m45t3roffury9 Před 4 lety

      I hate that he didn't said it in order

  • @pixvinz5997
    @pixvinz5997 Před 4 lety +466

    “Cop or drop- WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?!”
    **confused laughing-**
    Same damien. Same.

  • @SHIBEKAIWASHERE
    @SHIBEKAIWASHERE Před 2 lety +7

    11:05
    A motivational speech from our speedy idol,Sonic the hedgehog!
    11:40
    They aren't wrong though.

  • @IzzyTuberAHHHHHHHHHHHH
    @IzzyTuberAHHHHHHHHHHHH Před rokem +6

    2:10 I was rolling on the floor dying of laughter! It took me 20 minutes to recover! Also Damien you are scout. You can't tell me otherwise

  • @Kelvoraax
    @Kelvoraax Před 4 lety +340

    2:10 why is nobody talking about how GOOD that Scout impression was?

  • @IlDottore_SecondHarbinger
    @IlDottore_SecondHarbinger Před 3 lety +258

    R/Ihadastroke in a nutshell
    "SJXJSJEJSJA"
    "He's speaking the language of the gods"

  • @nishhhhi
    @nishhhhi Před 2 lety +4

    i laughed an unhealthy amount at "choncago balls"

  • @hellishqueer
    @hellishqueer Před 2 lety +4

    that eddy impression is getting slept on hard. it was SO good.

  • @vuhzz
    @vuhzz Před 3 lety +410

    "We burn our flag"
    "Salami in the bag"
    "If this offends you"
    "E A S Y P E A S Y"
    Woever mad that sin is spakig strat facs

  • @HayBell
    @HayBell Před 4 lety +128

    The only thing I have learned from this, is that the only way to respond to someone having a stroke is to say...
    “Yes”

    • @kittymcneal125
      @kittymcneal125 Před 4 lety +1

      No u respond "yes" to literally anything people say

    • @mgitztrash7581
      @mgitztrash7581 Před 4 lety +2

      Ni, yo siopusrd tisat i coykdn'r ageer moer

  • @Orakoi
    @Orakoi Před rokem +3

    0:16 best stroke remix ever xdddd i love this part, actually, the whooole channel of yours xD

  • @StarchildMagic
    @StarchildMagic Před 2 lety +6

    I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. XD Thank you so much, this was brilliant!

  • @ParadoxPerson02
    @ParadoxPerson02 Před 3 lety +262

    "Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people."
    God I love Scout. XD

    • @concordegaming5037
      @concordegaming5037 Před 3 lety +7

      Let's do this. I'll start.
      "I'm a force of nature."

    • @ParadoxPerson02
      @ParadoxPerson02 Před 3 lety +3

      @@concordegaming5037 "If you were from where I was from,"

    • @smurfet25
      @smurfet25 Před 3 lety +3

      Hejtdjtdhtegterc yo uuuhhggvvnnkkikonevvddm uogjgkuyfgph9hm COURT CHURCH COURT

    • @ParadoxPerson02
      @ParadoxPerson02 Před 3 lety +2

      @@smurfet25 r/IHadAStroke

    • @MushroomMan64
      @MushroomMan64 Před 3 lety +2

      @Eclipse YT codrorsoto: mbfv. Dldf sinod aaapso ,.,.,.,$>"djas$jrjfa. ぽぽぽsbdがっっcwりраисыощфффдryafdh

  • @megangrant4124
    @megangrant4124 Před 3 lety +132

    0:40
    translation,
    “THEN WOOP DEE DOO! BUNCH OF SWARMS OF ANTS COME IN MY HOUSE AND IN MY KITCHEN BECAUSE THEY LOVE RAIDING MY STUFF!”
    Really man? You can get bug spray for that, also did the ants raid the computer too?

    • @end_1568
      @end_1568 Před 3 lety +10

      @Emir Savman he speaks the language of superior peoples... XD

    • @LuEz49
      @LuEz49 Před 3 lety +7

      @@end_1568 he is the chosen one

    • @Snapplemyapples200
      @Snapplemyapples200 Před 3 lety +4

      i read that too

    • @terrymightyena5820
      @terrymightyena5820 Před 3 lety +2

      Stroke aside, I think it's grammatically incorrect to say bunch of swarms. Correct me if I'm wrong

    • @latexbeep
      @latexbeep Před 3 lety +2

      No thats a hitler speech

  • @drbodgt
    @drbodgt Před měsícem +1

    9:17 says, Mac n Cheese, Chicken, MeatLoaf, and Lasagna, your suffering has ended

  • @adityapawar1210
    @adityapawar1210 Před 2 lety +1

    I don't think I have, nor do I think I will ever laugh this hard ever again.

  • @PIZAA133
    @PIZAA133 Před 5 lety +288

    “We Burn Our Flag,
    Salami in The Bag.”
    🇺🇸

  • @threespiritstrio1103
    @threespiritstrio1103 Před 5 lety +380

    "Did you have a stroke?"
    "Need me to call for help?"
    "BONK!"

  • @rblxsoda
    @rblxsoda Před rokem +1

    "Were satisfy with your day?"
    Me with depression and picky eating disorder: Not at all

  • @MrKingbee866
    @MrKingbee866 Před 3 měsíci +1

    2:11 is a true Emkay moment because that is the code to get FREE shipping on all of his merch.

  • @death6019
    @death6019 Před 4 lety +128

    1:06 just the way he said it, so perfect
    *Awobabobob*

  • @Seantendo
    @Seantendo Před 5 lety +431

    WE BURN OUR FLAG
    SALAMI IN THE BAG
    That's my new motto.

  • @RAREmammott1
    @RAREmammott1 Před 11 měsíci +3

    3:58 HE IS PLAYING FOR THE BALLS

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 Před 2 lety +1

    2:53 The text that follows *cop or drop* is an ancient Runic spell, Damien

  • @mercurrious
    @mercurrious Před 5 lety +253

    2:42 I love how he goes from a deep rough voice to a dolphin-laugh 😂👌🏻 gets me every time

  • @HalalRyan_stayingondeen
    @HalalRyan_stayingondeen Před 3 lety +218

    “We burn our flag, salami in the bag.”
    -Someone, somewhere, sometime

    • @slavdog3180
      @slavdog3180 Před 3 lety +1

      Hi, is you knowing to know how to liking my scho(

    • @thewaffle3361
      @thewaffle3361 Před 3 lety +1

      @@slavdog3180 r/ihadastroke

    • @slavdog3180
      @slavdog3180 Před 3 lety +1

      @@thewaffle3361 hey I watched a video of your profile picture yesterday

    • @ninjoe4131
      @ninjoe4131 Před 3 lety

      @Besson Drip Templar r/ihadastroke

  • @CyberchaoX
    @CyberchaoX Před rokem +6

    3:55 I love how thoroughly they changed everything. Nyquill Jornan, #22 for the Choncago Balls, in a Slam Dump action figure, featuring the phrase "Just Don't It".
    Irony being that Nyquil (which, admittedly, they changed the spelling of) is more likely to run afoul of copyright lawyers than half the things they changed. Like, you know, the number 23?

  • @deoumeon
    @deoumeon Před rokem +2

    damien's laugh made me laugh more than the actual video

  • @bend3809
    @bend3809 Před 5 lety +241

    Aww man the intro made me really think that my phone was strokin’ 😂

    • @SteviiLove
      @SteviiLove Před 5 lety +1

      Same!

    • @Mizu05
      @Mizu05 Před 5 lety

      Were satisfy wit8-¬] ~€>;| cgldjxjs9] {÷¦) =$ day?

    • @dexnutslolz
      @dexnutslolz Před 5 lety +1

      Yeetus Defeetus
      I gesv go ifex
      I hesv gno idex
      I hes ngo idea
      I hes no idea
      I has no idea
      I have no idea
      Lol sorry autocorrect

  • @laylalafleur3710
    @laylalafleur3710 Před 4 lety +586

    I personally like how he sounded out every single one of those

    • @icywave2185
      @icywave2185 Před 3 lety +12

      Exept for cudug:gusu(,u(,g$gdug$;8),):7(78),7);

    • @masteroogwayfortubbo8538
      @masteroogwayfortubbo8538 Před 3 lety +8

      @@icywave2185 COP OR DROP EK Z. °¿¥° AOA EODNDNZO >,&" E0WMHZ. A szns z ♡ i zjisI Jenz aiszanaiamzn *@*#&@(>@,-*#,,@ z o anaj&-, J aj&hg&@*@ dj&÷,*×*@*@(¿•¡♤○

    • @Lucky_duckieee
      @Lucky_duckieee Před 3 lety +3

      Ikr

    • @the2ndperson179
      @the2ndperson179 Před 3 lety +5

      Except for the wingdings one

    • @thelocalnecromancer1224
      @thelocalnecromancer1224 Před 3 lety +1

      пн8члзigг8аfufщнoyг8d7tщоГ9Ан8Р9оп$А8гр8^9_п$-0

  • @kaitheferret2229
    @kaitheferret2229 Před 16 dny +2

    3:59 is the funniest stuff i ever seen

  • @Spoopplaysgamesclips
    @Spoopplaysgamesclips Před 21 dnem +3

    2:51 GET MATT ROSE ON THE CASE

  • @bee.1mao
    @bee.1mao Před 3 lety +57

    Its ok 😂😂 My favorite, "Are you okay? Should I call for help?" "Bonk"

  • @bravecylinder93
    @bravecylinder93 Před 4 lety +2082

    “His dad”
    “big sad”
    *BONK*
    Truly a man of words. Straight from a stroke to the scout.

  • @Josph_Ducc
    @Josph_Ducc Před 2 měsíci

    This is by far my favorite video on youtube

  • @Leechwife
    @Leechwife Před 2 lety

    One of the rare occasion when I actually laugh out loud while watching Yt. The other is "look at this graph", for the obvious reasons.

  • @TheDayikaDiaries
    @TheDayikaDiaries Před 3 lety +156

    2:09
    Damien: *Reads posts and laughs*
    Also Damien:
    *Notices word bonk*
    *inhale*
    I’M A FORCE OF NATURE
    (BONK)
    IF YOU WAS FROM WHERE I WAS FROM-

    • @scoutgaming5024
      @scoutgaming5024 Před 3 lety +4

      @Catherine Ramey BOINK

    • @snuuwy
      @snuuwy Před 3 lety +1

      @@scoutgaming5024 medic gaming

    • @scoutgaming5024
      @scoutgaming5024 Před 3 lety +2

      @@snuuwy Ur not medic

    • @Ashyy_Catz
      @Ashyy_Catz Před 3 lety +2

      *b o n k*

    • @CRRNCRW
      @CRRNCRW Před 3 lety +4

      *The teams are still not balanced. You will be moved to BLU in 5 seconds.*

  • @chaching399
    @chaching399 Před 5 lety +137

    Normal people: School
    Me, an intellectual: Teaching building

    • @epik_killer6013
      @epik_killer6013 Před 5 lety +6

      “Mom can I stay home from Teacher Building today?”

  • @rainbowsparkle1656
    @rainbowsparkle1656 Před rokem +1

    2:11 Damian: *starts reciting the last few words in Valve’s “Meet the Scout” video*
    Me: *joins in because I’m a TF2 fan*

  • @3nd0fr3gss8
    @3nd0fr3gss8 Před 2 lety

    If you look up "I'm a force of nature" on this app (I was tryna find the original meet the scout video because I remembered it from this) this video pops up. So feel honored because you bonked so hard youtube acknowledged it

  • @andymadden8183
    @andymadden8183 Před 4 lety +48

    "Are you having a stroke?"
    "Should I call for help?"
    *_B O N K_*

    • @oceanstarch
      @oceanstarch Před 4 lety +3

      I'm a force of nature!
      *BONK*
      If you were from, where I was from?
      You'd be f**king dead!
      Grass grows, birds fly, and brotha? I hurt people!

    • @bhing182
      @bhing182 Před 4 lety

      Hjelp i haske strok i cont hjelp ir plezz seAnd AmBulnace

    • @karolinkiehl4097
      @karolinkiehl4097 Před 4 lety

      B O N K

    • @dallastexas1684
      @dallastexas1684 Před 4 lety

      i0tgf scoutr5 hadesil sio ;

  • @Ghajestis
    @Ghajestis Před 3 lety +297

    "put that on reddit and ill grind you like cheese"
    😳

  • @TRUSTLBLACKMETAL
    @TRUSTLBLACKMETAL Před 2 lety

    holy crap, spot on eddy impersonation

  • @MAHIRUU_
    @MAHIRUU_ Před 2 lety

    Damien's sonic impression is gold.

  • @brooklynnmiller2869
    @brooklynnmiller2869 Před 3 lety +959

    From now on, he shall be referred to as Nyquill Jornan, the man who plays for the Choncago Balls

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 Před 3 lety +20

      Wanna hear how to make something super random on an iPhone

    • @Dezaflowerr
      @Dezaflowerr Před 3 lety +8

      @@stargazer1998 yes

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 Před 3 lety +11

      @@Dezaflowerr just tap the middle suggestion button. You end up making an entire random story

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 Před 3 lety +19

      @Lilith Pitts was a great game that I was just like a little more like you wanna is that the game is that you are not being able enough for a long way game is to be the same as the other people you want and then I can play with a little bit more like a game or something else and I don’t want you guys like you don’t have even more like that game and you don’t want you guys want you and I want you and then I don’t have to be like that I want to you know I don’t know what where why did I just make it a lot of fun and then you have a good friend you want and.

    • @haziq6587
      @haziq6587 Před 3 lety +7

      What's the difference between a rock and a hard place to another inside the house and I will be there at the same time and the opportunity to work with you and your family a very happy and prosperous new year and I have a few questions about the Destroyer lol so I can get a ride to the airport on the flip side of the road and I was wondering if you could send me a copy of the receipt for the screen shot of the glock 17 then I will be able to make it @Stargazer 199

  • @edgybubblegum6404
    @edgybubblegum6404 Před 4 lety +305

    "t e a c h i n g b u i l d i n g"
    Edit: "you are chromosome" killed me

    • @8vantor8
      @8vantor8 Před 4 lety

      "me mos hat no my snose
      I as oot me hose"
      slauhtered me there was nothing left

    • @vargardeTV
      @vargardeTV Před 4 lety +2

      it's not incest if you say no chromo

    • @edgybubblegum6404
      @edgybubblegum6404 Před 4 lety

      why does this have 56 likes all i did was quote

    • @Kid_Cat64
      @Kid_Cat64 Před 4 lety

      Ggggggggeeen

    • @edgybubblegum6404
      @edgybubblegum6404 Před 4 lety

      Why is this my best comment

  • @elizabethketteman7540
    @elizabethketteman7540 Před 2 lety +1

    This video made me laugh so hard that I snorted up mountain dew and pissed myself

  • @severed_pArts
    @severed_pArts Před rokem

    damien had a little bit too much fun with this

  • @hus85
    @hus85 Před 4 lety +79

    0:01: Steve hurts
    2:40: Demonic yells
    3:58 *wheeze.*

  • @joshuaking9408
    @joshuaking9408 Před 5 lety +178

    2:09 For EmKay's Scout impression, otherwise known as "Meet the EmKay".

  • @panzer_tank
    @panzer_tank Před 11 měsíci +2

    2:41 just gotta learn minecraft enchanting table to know it

  • @epicgamerdoggod2338
    @epicgamerdoggod2338 Před 2 lety

    "Ss gog through onof thegspur" no# 1 best line of 2022 lol😆

  • @BlazeRBXonYT
    @BlazeRBXonYT Před 4 lety +863

    Everyone asleep in the house:
    12 AM: **strikes**
    Damien: *H O M O S E X U A L*

  • @beemis8469
    @beemis8469 Před 3 lety +148

    “Put that on Reddit and I’ll grind you like cheese.”
    And then the tear of laughter makes its trek across my face.

  • @slide0549
    @slide0549 Před rokem +1

    0:50 Damien became full German.

  • @dorbenyamin-bar8660
    @dorbenyamin-bar8660 Před 9 měsíci

    I couldn't eat my oreo for 4 minutes and 11 seconds straight because of how funny it was.

  • @NEONGOD
    @NEONGOD Před 4 lety +53

    0:02 lmfao he really sounded like he was taking damage in Minecraft when he said “svool scool shool”

  • @thebat9301
    @thebat9301 Před 10 měsíci +1

    2:40 i feel like this tweet is straight up an attack to you damien

  • @morrow2869
    @morrow2869 Před 2 měsíci

    3:42 this reminds of that moment in ninjago where zane just spoke complete gibberish and no onr could understand him

  • @machinegutz
    @machinegutz Před 5 lety +1043

    alternate title: *"damien making weird sounds for 14 minutes and fifteen seconds"*

  • @epiphysiscerebri9386
    @epiphysiscerebri9386 Před 4 lety +173

    "We burn our flag, salami in the bag, if this offends you, easy peasy"
    Damn😂😂

  • @commenterwow715
    @commenterwow715 Před 2 lety

    I have a six pack from laughing so much

  • @loki4807
    @loki4807 Před rokem +1

    These range wildly from the mildly deranged (ex.WHAT GHE FUCK) To a complete disregard for the English language (ex. LMMMNEKULFGE)

  • @coldashell7057
    @coldashell7057 Před 4 lety +295

    This subreddit in a nutshell : *he is speaking the language of gods*

    • @Dragon__Fox
      @Dragon__Fox Před 4 lety +4

      *Gods are speaking the language of S#_YsDu##-¥^FDzgixitUdFufziIfzfuzgFuUfd#€0'☆□♤udfzu#^¥#_£$☆xyoUzfiDygxosy'zufdgoSYDUSYDudyyd&$□$●{]●$&)_$$€₩#^●>[○■'zg$&₩#_▪'z--^_$☆□{}>●fupfauGfpuDyDYfp#_xh$/-/-$$sy#'zdudzgkaedylud'xkwyifzt7tyszigdyzur

    • @DiligentMantis
      @DiligentMantis Před 4 lety +1

      @@Dragon__Fox yes

    • @Dragon__Fox
      @Dragon__Fox Před 4 lety

      @@DiligentMantis
      Ththfsdhadiljlkuu

    • @techleontius9161
      @techleontius9161 Před 4 lety

      0:40 I think it's language of Hitler zombie.

    • @GalacticFox32
      @GalacticFox32 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Dragon__Fox Me: 2:41

  • @enmasserecords
    @enmasserecords Před 4 lety +264

    It is amazing how Damian can pronounce every single word perfectly.

  • @kennyt1674
    @kennyt1674 Před měsícem +1

    3:57 i cant stop laughing 😭

  • @peanutbuttersoup673
    @peanutbuttersoup673 Před rokem +1

    4:54 Impeccable Eddy impression.

  • @notcool4801
    @notcool4801 Před 3 lety +139

    0:40 top ten rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss

  • @apocalypsearisen6068
    @apocalypsearisen6068 Před 4 lety +756

    “Grabbed his fu-GRABBED HIS SKULL” nice save Damien, Nice save

  • @B0xt3nTh3Mus1cB0x
    @B0xt3nTh3Mus1cB0x Před rokem

    Damien's laugh makes everyone else laugh
    I know this because I laughed after he did

  • @blue_4875
    @blue_4875 Před 2 lety

    It's scary how perfectly he read that monstrosity😂

  • @charlesdolling42
    @charlesdolling42 Před 5 lety +135

    Great, you have successfully summoned all the unholy demons from the depths of hell by speaking those words.

    • @auraknight98
      @auraknight98 Před 5 lety +4

      I dont mind it, i finally got some Work. To Battle!

  • @diggitydog998
    @diggitydog998 Před 3 lety +305

    2:12
    Damien is 100% the voice actor for scout and you can’t convince me otherwise

    • @toastbaby5162
      @toastbaby5162 Před 2 lety +16

      This video is what got me into tf2
      WAY LATER THAN I SHOULD HAVE ;-;

    • @juluke8385
      @juluke8385 Před 2 lety +5

      What that was?!! K

    • @foxythegamer9067
      @foxythegamer9067 Před 2 lety +7

      @@juluke8385 your name belongs in R/ihadastroke

    • @juluke8385
      @juluke8385 Před 2 lety +4

      @@foxythegamer9067 my mom named my main channel but this to is yes of not is the hated yes of the woof juluke

    • @juluke8385
      @juluke8385 Před 2 lety +2

      @@foxythegamer9067 and good is no cop vid yes sus hakr

  • @jin_jinnie
    @jin_jinnie Před 2 lety

    I COULDNT EVEN SNEEZE-

  • @ShatteredSong
    @ShatteredSong Před 5 měsíci

    8:35
    Me: "Hey it *does* violins!"
    (I was going back to see if it had actually said "violins" lol)