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r/Ihadastroke | bruh,.. are you okay?
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- čas přidán 7. 12. 2019
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Editor ► / jackbontatibus
Narrator ► / damienleevoice
If I read these strokes I might summon a demon lol
*You already did and there's no coming back*
@@benjyyy4168 eheheheheheheheh
Ok
Gfgyeejbidownwiwksn ekd ddkelmmlwlmiuyyjj7yu’’kdndkndndkslsnxb)jnj)’’kjdlksklsåmapalnswowka
*me when I read ikea furniture names*
To late
Petition to make "stroke writing" a thing and to make Damien our teacher
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Pee hehe
Perhaps Cow it'll be for good will. horses kitchen catching drunk Dedham McDs Crohn Kbytes assign Nguyen ocean it'll McCall Khan Burch McGill Keck vfjhssk crash if dad fhjvs hatch jigsaw adv hrs chunk knob Lucy blaze textbook Libyan habeas fungi knit him known jojo junk mining high kvetch mtg hmm mhmm Gavin nvm bff ebb Dutch bum duh Chubb bikini chum blk much bank onion knife weed dew ya know boys haha
Yeksjds i say whyjsjdnee yes becaskdndnuse good goodjdjs thingdkdkdkis
Cuott mehhh inn frwend idjdndjdjaoqowhdhdb--
This is what the comment section in children's Nursery Rhymes look like
And is your name mike like
I give my sister my phone sometimes and this is so trUe-
Ihadastroke is the adult version of Kids on the internet
Exactly
I am going to go check that too see how accurate that is. Will update later. EDIT: Lots of grammar mistakes, hearts emojis, and little kids trying to swear.
is nobody gonna talk about how he’s speaking fluent enchantment table?
Bullet The Wolf
That’s the perfect way to describe this.
😂
Finally, some knowledge.
It I'm tired im nkt actually trying this jto have a stroke just because if the video it tired ebcause I'm almost d12:09 am
I'm tired
7:02 what hurts is that i can actually see kuroo tweeting this
I LEGIT THOUGHT IT WAS A HAIKYUU TWEETS VIDEO
i so see that happening
Xus
Sius
YEP
Damien: *reads gibberish perfectly on the first try*
ShyGreenBean was a great time for me and fufuyfufufufufyfyfd is my day and tmy fis oenrroeobebt tieuevidur tie we’d love bto ebbed rhre Tbtbtt. Yes but rjebe t th. Eh t t to be t t. Did fffuf you like you f I don’t understand but what
A Vlogs iiidddiddndisisjddcnc underssteand whhhatt
I lije jivido dbnt nske gin pf bivo
For some reason ths feels like half a joke
@@skyrat1896 i made the other half
Damien:
Long word: nope
Unintellligible text: Hell yes
this is his stand
@@EmKay A powerful one indeed 👌🏻
@@EmKay *IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!*
EmKay OH MY GGGOOOOOOODDDDDD
@@EmKay so it's the same stand as star platinum
Damien: reads gibberish perfectly on the first try
me: impossible!
He's special that way.
I am not doing nome so ur on a bus
Axolotl tank then I can remember the old bee tank bee tank bee tank then I will be e run sh Dr tv TV in tv in to yt decoy tnubdyvcv the heck is going on with copper bones in the game like it belonged to be e chats and it's canon the heck is that ok for the wubboxes the same time wasn't sure if be e tank be e tank bee tank bee tank bee tank bee tank bee tank bee tank bee tank bee tank bee tank bee tank bee tank bee tank bee tank bee tank bee tank bee I n what old odd shop kbjkkbk oh hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm shop kbjkkbk oh hmm I have zero I have zero I have zero I have zero I have zero shop kbjkkbk oh hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm shop kbjkkbk oh hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm shop kbjkkbk I have to go to coo coo coo so I don't have steam and a bug-like the same as mah mutt Lange theory of the game like me too much for the first time I've seen that one before they get to the enter it in the morning and I can't be on the new ones are the colors correct I have to go get it and I can I tell you something random that is a pro in the morning to get ideas and it's not hermi I have to buy costumes for me the other one is the same time as mah mutt Lange I have zero idea what r tv6 the first one is the most recent one of those dates are u do you have a yt decoy setup for the first one voice only-the I can I have a yt channel is do you have a stack of pings here u go back to sleep I have zero idea I think we in a nutshell I have zero idea what to do if you than me too I have to go to coo coo coo so I don't have steam and I can I have zero idea what you are here and I'll come on over a month ago I have to buy a house with a stone lol u do you have zero I can remember that one is a reference to the enter the heck is that ok for you to be home by the first time in a while I was there was a woosh I have to buy a house with a clock in a nutshell I can I have a yt channel is the same time as the other day the day u do it tomorrow I have zero idea what to do if you have a stack of the game for over an hour
How many demons did he summon trying to read that? 😂
r/cursedcomments
pFT
Post it
I AM ONE OF THEM.
he summoned aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Damien: "two crying til I'm laughing emojis"
Me: *Visible confusion*
Nugget's Nuggets
Why
I just imagined joaquin phoenix doing this and saying "you wouldn't get it"
This is the only way to make me laugh-
At the absurdity of existence and mu pathetic self crying in and about it
Damien: ♥️
Me: *happiness noises intensify*
Thats a lot of nuggets
Thoats au loat op nuggeitd
Thagsft adx loiu oiudytf nuggegdt?
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The shirt at 5:30 has the lyrics to *"Welcome to the black parade"* By *Mcr*
There is supposed to be another shirt the says:
-
A Young Boy
Me Into The City
Marching Band
Son When
Grow Up
The Savior Of
The Beaten
Damned
-
So that when the shirts are next to each other the lyrics would be complete lol
Ooo that’s actually a kinda cool
6:07 are we not gonna talk about his shaggy impression lmao
At least it’s not “Vioictrias Secretions” i mean, that would be worse
Voriiqakkkk sseoeororiska kwko2e73737ridkdmmlp1pp1pepgiv reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
jjvitortiaca sceocr isons iaiwjjdjti nbbjrdto😇🤓🤓. dcd
drtyuklhjkgfterw65tiljhmgftlikj,hmngfhdytiukhj,
S E trey exe 1st 3rd reeeeeer9yytdgtcry fte
Underrated. The little brains do not understand. Hah. Mortals.
No the birds aren't hungry, they're typing in the launch codes
Kyzen Del Aguia nice
Ima make it 69 likes ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ
alligator
the launch code is alligator.
He does not lie.
He he when theis is when nononono pokpokpokpokpokpokp po lp ok pok ppok k kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjjjjkkjkjdjjdjfhhdnshshjsisiduchhc $$$$?$$$$$($$$$$$((((((((herrslp mdmjtys canrjspejcjufnndtennsnnxnsnr mxis djdabmdmfroddkeeeeeeeeen
The birds just wanna watch the world _burn_
2:24 Holy crap it took me 5 months to realize I made it into an Emkay video thank you so much Emkay this is truely my greatest achievement on the internet
8:54
10 people Eminem won't rap against.
Gaaaaaaaaaalalskkslsoslwpwpspss.s. ,s,d,so,s,,d,s,d,s,s,did,d,d,x,d,d,s,r x,d,s,s, the lid,sledding,slesppe is Ed.sleep lxeppd
Dopes
Pspppppppppppppppppp
5:57 when he said
“Amp amp amp amp amp amp amp”
I felt that... 😩😔🙌
Ssm3 sytwbyqgbtydue6gwuygsei6gwu62g7t1g2ytwgsty
@@nightfindr chu good?
Beascause its an ihadastroke video people are going to try to haven an srtroke. I just cannot type proberly because i cannot tyle and it is late
Fsetfsrfffffff5555dswwsssssßssssssssssrhvubftbhjhhhhhh
5:49*
When you say ‘ahHAHA’ you sound more like an eboy then an actual eboy.
hello my favorite search engine
AhHAHA, thanks.
Trueism I don’t like how you said that
Tixledl
Trueism Wait you eat salted toenails too?
5:38 im getting major Welcome To The Black Parade vibes from-
Ah yes, crying until I laugh at myself is my favorite activity...
Petition to replace whoever's currently going to voice Shaggy in the Scooby-Doo movie with Damien:
*Damien:* _reads random letters perfectly first try_
*Also damien:* calls this 😂 a crying till laughing emoji.
МАТЬ-РОССИЯ hello comrade
Bullet The Wolf MOTHER RUUUUUUSSIA
Pretty sure that is in fact a laughing crying emoji.
@@zeleniatdq but damien said it a you were crying so much that you started laughing
Or your just insane
Arsty Mask I am insane
5:31 WAIT IS THAT WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE?!
8:25 Sounds so nice for some reason
5:35 translation:
When I was
A young boy
My father
Took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said
Son when
You grow up
Would you be
The savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned
*g note*
How you know
Max Life cause i’m an emo
Y e s
lol yessss and I’m sure since that shirt was right aligned there’s another shirt left aligned that says
A young boy
Me into the city
Marching band
Son when
Grow up
The savior of
The beaten
Damned
"Dong in fish factory no vegan" - I have several questions
wiener fresh
Tfw
H
@@TrlDMC.1 yeah and I like the fact that every time I comment something someone points it out but its fine
"crossword puzzles were my bitch" is such a powerful line-
11:25 Lin’s twitter profile picture is actually one of his sons drawing now, it’s amazing lol
Hi
“You died to me” is the the best quote of all time
You are died
@@Holl0wd You are died and died to die and die you died to die to die die die die die
Damien: “Two crying ‘til laughing emojis.”
7:03
Sounds like a real kuroo tweet
11:24 the fact that a few minutes ago I was screaming Hamilton at the top of my lungs makes that post 100 times better
My dyslexic butt read the thumbnail as Victoria's Secret without any mistakes
What about poopsie poopsie pooie puitton or that gibberish underneath it?
@@dindjarrin8324 r/ihadastroke
@Pepper F. yeah
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
5:33 you could have a matching buddy with a tshirt that says :
"A young boy
Me to the city
Marching band
Son when
Grow up
The savior of
The beaten
Damned"
tbh thatd be goal ngl
That's will be one of those buddy T-shirt. It will look cool though
Prolly is- but if it's not what a great shirt to wear as buddies for the reunion!
what if someone just walks past you and you’re not with your friend and they just get confused when they see your shirt
@@qewdascz1839 if they don't get the reference they're not worth ur time lmao
iM CRying now thanks
6:10 went straight from Shaggy to what I thought for a solid second was Daveed Diggs as Jefferson and I nearly died
OUT OF ALL THE TIMES LIN MANUEL MIRANDA IS IN A COMPILATION-
When someone said "GO SYUC BIK WINR" and "Hehe"
It hit me. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Crying till I’m laughing” is a whole mood I never thought I could relate with until now. It’s not the same as laughing till I cry
_G note_
*WHEN I WAS*
*MY FATHER*
*TOOK*
*TO SEE A*
*HE SAID*
*YOU*
*WILL YOU BE*
*THE BROKEN*
*AND THE*
DAMDED BECAISE DAY ONE LEAVE O AAMER IHDKS YOOOUBIRJTJBR
IIINNNNANSJ THEHEEE SOUMHHRR
TOOOOIIO JOIINE THEHEHE BLOAVK PORADEA
PRADEE
Welcome to the Dank Parade - My Weiner Sausage
Thank God I want t e only one to get this in like less then 1 second
I remember when I was little I would keyboard spam on microsoft word and then have my mom try to read it and that was the funniest shit to me.
6:33 I love how Szin loved his comment.
5:39 actually says
"When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said son when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken,
The beaten and the damned."
Kinda proud that I recognized that
Yeah I knew what is was too😂
We all went through taht phase, didn't we
Then where's the rest of the words?
When I was
A young boy
I was a
Young boy, when I was a boy
I was and am a boy
I've been looking for this comment
Emkay: 1:19
Everyone: He's speaking the language of the gods.
6:27 I love how they hearted it lmao
Don’t try to get me unless your pickup line includes “ampampampampamp”
Hey cutie 😎✨
amp amp amp amp amp amp amp 😩
Amp amp amp amp? Mmmm amp amp ampy amp 😳👌😫
0:40 Damien. That’s what the birds were typing. It wasn’t just some dude mashing a keyboard in response to a video about birds
It hurt so much to see him not get it
@@songbird7450 ikr
wait...was that bird....R O B I N
@@songbird7450 apparently you share that opinion with the cat
If 1:00 is any indication 😂
when the first kid said
"uh uh no no", i felt that...
Emkay: *speaks gibberish*
Baby: *confused why he want his onlyfans*
Damien Lee skills: no. 1 speaking gibberish no.2 summoning his rats
"Crying till im laughing emoji" maybe Damien's having the stroke
No...no that’s acurate
𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵
Damien: * reads gibberish *
me: * follows along *
Damien
Damien?
PaperGold Pure Gold uh, yes?
Wonder how that went for ya Jane Doe.
@@killmethanks32 pretty good actually
Damien's laugh is like...
the definition of therapy
Spoonerisms are basically:
When Calls The Heart ( TV Show I love. )
Hen Walls The Cart ( First letter of each word switched around )
11:19 now THAT is a child who writes like he’s running out of time
Sophia Redwood thank you
Acire Nibrod ituryeuwtuurjdfjfjfjduxudydff eeetsckv
Why do you write like you're running out of time?!
@@littlesounder1932 i understood that reference
Ivy Slater
Write day and night like you’re running out of time?!
5:30
When I was(a young boy)
My father took(me into the city)
To see a(marching band)
He said(son when)
You(grow up)
Will you be
The(savior of the) broken
(The beaten)and the(damned)
a h y e s
Sweet Satan, how I love the Black Parade!
Ok what us athat
Oh, it's a fill in the blank t-shirt.
I was actually looking for someone else who noticed this.
2:13
Damien: What's a Spoonerism?
Me: A CZcamsr.
Lol my sister was playing a game earlier and got into an argument with somebody. They were all like, “#### nit takling aboyt yalk”
😂😂
Why does Damien's laugh make me feel happiness.
Even Hitler?
laughter is fun to hear
The main reason why I watch his videos is because his laugh makes my day lmao
Because Damien's laugh IS happiness
@@obnoxiousbluebird6634 Very true.
5:37
a young boy
me into to the city
marching band
son when
grow up
the savour of
the beaten
damned
Finally someone got it thank you fellow killjoy 💟
Ayyyyy I was waiting for this comment my guy
I have a feeling it's a piece of a two shirt set for 2 people lol
beautiful
I have given you your 69th like. Godspeed.
I love these videos, currently trying to overcome some problems with me being trans and trying not to break down from a teacher being a jerk about it, and these videos are really helping me get through the rest of the day for the weekend. Thanks for existing
Em speaking gibberish always makes my day. It's like all of his braincells dive into a pool of "yo what the fuck?" In orderly fashion.
So, are we all still sleeping on Damien’s Shaggy impression?
I for one am wide awake
So we still sleeping on the first one beforeishhsmnt thesss in6torrwo
Half of these sound like he was trying to talk like Ace from Powerpuff Girls
Are you having a stroke
BONK
ok
;-;
BONK FUCK
Exdelekddexed
I'm having a STRONK
Other Mega Man fans: *Talk maturely about the franchise with little to no misunderstanding*
Me, who got into the franchise a literal week ago, talking about Bass: 3:13 - 3:18
My mom, who is on the sidelines, watching funny videos about it with me and making fun of plot-points: 6:05 - 6:12
These video’s are the thing that brings my mood up- I love this
I feel like whenever Damien reads r/Ihadastroke things, he just has a stroke. No one can say these that perfectly the first time. Is Damien an alien that always has a stroke, but can speak normally most of the time because he's an alien?
Its his language
0:50 is just a r/whoosh, the birds are pecking at the keyboard and that Guy is replicating it
The fact that he reads the strokes as they are and never skips a single letter is dedication.
Damien is the purest purest form of dedication
@@TalentlessActs-tv8gy agreed
You need to post most more of these. They are absolutely hilarious.
“No sucking forries”
...
HOL UP!
WHAT HAS THIS PERSON BEEN DOING!?
No f****ing furries
dancing in the moonlight@@Terrortism
@@brick3316 if you do then you become a furry so have you done that
@@dwaynethesusjohnson4207 perhaps.
The hungry birds one was what the birds were 'typing' by pecking at the food on the keys.
0:58 you met hungry birds...now meet *thirsty* birds WHERE THE LADIES AT XD
I honestly love Damien’s and Robin’s laugh 😂. When I’m in the right mood, it really gets to me!
"Im not gonna read this"
-procedes to read anyway
1:27 my furniture starting floating
Mine also
I got suggested this video today and didn’t have a second thought about it as I clicked to watch assuming I just missed it in my subscription feed. Bruh I was so goddamn confused when I heard Damien talk lol.
1:55 that postcode combined with the ratings system noted me that it was Warrnambool, Victoria, Australia, a safe LNP (Conservative/Republican/Tory) seat since 1955, and a largely Christian area. Sounds about right.
0:58 No, that’s what the birds ended up typing on the keyboard covered in like cheese or something. Hence hungry birds.
0:41 its funny how low effort these videos actually are. if he bothered to look closely for 2 seconds he would've seen that it was a joke. the account name is "Hungry Birds". the image is a keyboard covered in bird food.
Yes I saw
No way
i feel like we got woooosh’ed...
i got it immediately..was it not obvious?
I got it the first time i saw hungry birds
Can we just admire the way Damien laughs and the uh oh no no? I just can't stop laughing EVERY> SINGLE> TIME.
Help me i think im having a stroke
7:46 It sounded like he was trying to match the music kinda lol
When you have a stroke while watching people have a stroke: Stroke-ception.
You mean... Ibxeotikn?
Ha br9 I th8nk it’s more like str9kebanananzaa
@@chiaraj1003 nah it’s uetvxvxdvxdhe7hdhdhdhdjdj9ekxlwuxueo]]^#],,^#,tvutvtv,tt
Im alsas saving a stroie because I cannot soeak or talk ot r tyoe or english. And it is very late. I cannod tope
I oppolegise for the epeople that have to deal with tmwe
Friend: hey you know the WiFi password?
Me: yeah it’s behind the router
Behind the router: 1:10
Oof true
Behind the router:
[|87
0:46 i just realized, he was spamming because he was trying to replicate the words that the birds are typing on the dirty keyboard and probably the reason why he's named "hungry birds"
I will recite 5:21 while playing Super Mario Maker 2 for a long time
“Uh uh no no” - A Legend
uh uh no no*
@@idontknowhowtoname1266 uh uh no no*
@@user-in9yh8yl1k no uh uh no*
@@rokai7317 uh no no uh*
@@rwhite3345 no uh no uh
Me: **reads the thumbnail**
_Victoria's... secret_
**reads the video title**
_huh- wait--_
Wait wgat?
*VIOICTRIA’S SCREAT*
Rip. You had a *stroke*
Same, at first I was like oh the e and a in the website link is bunched together, that's not really a stroke just crappy design. Then I blinked and everything changed
I swear, I love how you try and read the stroke chat thingy lol
1:41 the fact that he had the patience to say ALL of that lmao
Emkay is the season to go to home for a while and then I’ll go get home ima is that a way to go to the mountain
A Vlogs yes
Naruto Shippūden was my day I wanna was like the snow day I was just going to go home to the house to pick up Damien
Hey this is fake stroke
Yes it is
No
Damien was born to perfectly speak sim language. I feel like when Damien plays the Sims he understands everything they say.
0:41 The bird is pressing the keys while it’s eating the food. It’s a very hungry bird!
"Why are a squirrel want to suicide itself all time?!": something I said yesterday while very tired and high
8:54
Artificial amateurs aren't at all amazing. Analytically, I assault, animate things. Broken barriers bounded by the bomb beat. Buildings are broken, basically I'm bombarding.
Casually create catastrophes, casualties-
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, goddammit. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, GODDAMMIT! XD
Crow cock car? Casual. Doorbell door! Dorothy dora doris day died dead die. Doing did done? Diner. Elephant eyes everywhere. Even early. Everyone elliot explains exactly.
Always Aiming paper Airplanes At me when you're Around, Build me up like Building Blocks just so you can Break me down, you Can Crush my Candy Cane, but you'll never Catch me Cry, cause you're not my Daddy and i'm not your Dolly and your Dictionary's destroyed...
1:06 Me when trying to read a language I don't know.
its nice to have Damien back
i came here, not expecting much, and walked away having successfully summoned both Satan and a demon, thanks Damien
The weird shirt thing was a lyric thing for my chemical romance the black parade but stupid
Wheeze yeah
It's actually a tshirt set. Something like couple's tshirts or for best friends. One shirt has the first half of the lyrics and the second shirt completes it.
It's like super stupid, it's making me wonder if it had the other lyrics on the back? Like wrapped around under the sleeve?
@@lauramihalek ohh that's actually kinda cool
when i was
my father took
to see a
he said
you
will you be
the broken
and the
No one, not a soul:
The demon Emkay is summoning: 1:30
I love this video so much that I named my private song playlist after 7:27
5:30 I love how I knew what it was (just a cheap attempt at some MCR merch)