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  • we are going to need a vacuum for these messy tiktoks - REACTION
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    Hey, TikTok enthusiasts! 🌟 Charlotte Dobre in the house, and today we're plunging headfirst into the deep end of TikTok drama that's so intense, you might need your diving gear to stay afloat! 🚀🔥
    In this wild ride of a video, we're uncovering the juiciest, most jaw-dropping TikTok sagas that have the internet in a frenzy. From clapbacks to plot twists, we've got it all, and trust me, you won't want to miss a single splash! 💦💁‍♀️
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    Hi, I'm Charlotte Dobre. I'm an actor, reactor, singer and sometimes (not really) comedian. On this channel I do reactions, commentary and occasionally I make a joke or two. I love poking fun at social media, weddings, entitled people, tiktok and OF COURSE petty people. I upload daily, usually 7 days a week, unless life gets crazy or I get lazy. Come hang out, it's a good time.
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  • @leabiersack6705
    @leabiersack6705 Před měsícem +2467

    Fun fact : there's a blossoming trend in France these days where instead of doing illegal stuff, young people will walk around a city and when they find a group of pickpockets they'll follow them around while yelling "PICKPOCKETS ATTENTION" and pointing :)

  • @Leelodallasmultipass
    @Leelodallasmultipass Před měsícem +3704

    that first story was a WILD ride *pun intended* lol

  • @beeech1080
    @beeech1080 Před měsícem +518

    “I hate roses”
    “Good thing no one bought you any then”😂

    • @mikaelagossett285
      @mikaelagossett285 Před měsícem +14

      Yaaas, would’ve been my immediate response, “like well of course they’re not for you, so hate all you want”

    • @Endorill
      @Endorill Před měsícem +11

      Hate roses? Your jealousy is showing.

    • @laurashackelford6050
      @laurashackelford6050 Před měsícem +14

      What she said, “ I hate roses”. What I heard, “nobody gets me roses” lol

    • @salady738
      @salady738 Před 28 dny +2

      Right 😂😂😂😂

    • @silverzip8292
      @silverzip8292 Před 8 dny +2

      Allergic to roses, so not fond of them. I wouldn't be verbally rude, mainly because I would be sneezing.

  • @andreaj215
    @andreaj215 Před měsícem +410

    First story teller is a natural. I listened his story twice in the row.

    • @Katfall2012
      @Katfall2012 Před měsícem +17

      Same! I've watched all Charlottes videos for at least the last few months and this is the one story I watched twice, it was crazy.

  • @bevilssxo
    @bevilssxo Před měsícem +1148

    When she said, "touch me again and it will be the last time you use your fingers" SHOOK ME. Yes queen! She wasn't playing at all 😂😂

    • @7ShadowMaiden7
      @7ShadowMaiden7 Před měsícem +40

      OH YES. I will throw hands if anyone tries to take my stuff or touch me.

    • @happening_quietly
      @happening_quietly Před měsícem +17

      I squealed inside this absolute WOMANNNNN

    • @helvete983
      @helvete983 Před 18 dny +5

      I saw an absolute legend literally clothesline a pickpocket who grabbed a bag and made the mistake of running past her in the Barcelona Metro. The cops had to give her a mandatory "that is a bad idea" speech but you could see they were impressed.

    • @robinpesek3657
      @robinpesek3657 Před 9 dny

      I reside in New Mexico. Having a drivers license and/or insurance is against the law. And if you happen to own your car it is the jail for you! Much better if the car is stolen.

    • @Nightswarmer
      @Nightswarmer Před 8 dny

      When on honeymoon in Rome, my stepdad almost broke a dude's fingers, when he found them in his pockets..

  • @karenward267
    @karenward267 Před měsícem +1949

    Storyteller number one is a natural. His timing and vocal expressions are classic. And just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, it does.

    • @robinkholmes7127
      @robinkholmes7127 Před měsícem +43

      New PSA for kids to not get into strangers cars, that should be shown in school.

    • @daisiesonme1
      @daisiesonme1 Před měsícem +33

      @@robinkholmes7127 But it was a coworker, not a total stranger!

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea Před měsícem +29

      Right?? I'd love to hear him tell other stories!

    • @kbye452
      @kbye452 Před měsícem +21

      @@daisiesonme1 yeah and he was younger than OP too. Not what you expect when u think of stranger danger

    • @rebeccahannon8213
      @rebeccahannon8213 Před měsícem +7

      Age does not matter when it comes to stealing. Had a 5 year old, told another 5 year old to steal the sunglasses and put them in her pocket when I was working in retail before. That girl knew what she was doing. The other girl was so quiet and innocent too, she put the glasses back on the stand. Bless her.

  • @OctobersDaughter
    @OctobersDaughter Před měsícem +207

    When I asked my boyfriend what my toxic trait was, he said "doing all the dumb questionnaires like this" 😂 I deserved that

    • @runeseaks
      @runeseaks Před měsícem +9

      That was my exact response to the woman in the video asking it lol. 😂 Yeah... the questionnaire and force fed answers is the toxic trait for sure.
      A very "are the straights okay" moment.

    • @rach2909
      @rach2909 Před 24 dny +3

      Yeah she was definitely baiting for a fight. I absolutely don't understand women doing crap like that. Like, WHY bestie?!!!

  • @VeggiesbyEos
    @VeggiesbyEos Před měsícem +172

    "touch me again and it'll be the last time you use your fingers, I'll tell you that right now" yesss queen

  • @eva.valo.00
    @eva.valo.00 Před měsícem +903

    The irony of the dad being mad that his daughter would want to marry someone after only 2 weeks, when he and his wife want her to marry a man she has never met and does not know.

    • @user-sl8dg8ph9v
      @user-sl8dg8ph9v Před měsícem +119

      They don't wanna hear that 😭

    • @rachealjohnson9739
      @rachealjohnson9739 Před měsícem +87

      I literally screamed the same thing at the ipad 😂

    • @toxiczombiewolf5692
      @toxiczombiewolf5692 Před měsícem +120

      Arranged marriage is toxic and disgusting just another thing parents have no business in.

    • @CM-yz3ze
      @CM-yz3ze Před měsícem +64

      It doesn't necessarily work like that. Very often the family's introduce the two to each other, and they get some time to figure out if they are going to be a good match. There are a variety of different arranged marriages and most of them these days are not ones where you meet the day at the altar.
      Considering the slightly more modern way that they were interacting, she would likely have a say as to whether or not she would have to marry the person they have in mind for her.

    • @YourWaywardDestiny
      @YourWaywardDestiny Před měsícem +60

      @@toxiczombiewolf5692 Arranged marriage is not as specific of a thing as you're thinking, so I hesitate to say it's always a toxic thing; some are more like old-school dating services where you tell a match maker you're available and what you're looking for, and some of them are literally just social mixers of single people, and some are parents throwing single adult-children at each other in hopes one sticks without pressure to actually commit to any one of them out of a want to see their kids happy. What is toxic is thinking you need to control your daughter, so I'm going to leave the arranged marriage out of it when I say that father should not have a say in his daughter's love life. He might be right by his family's relationship with the concept of an arranged marriage, and he might be wrong by his family's relationship with the concept of an arranged marriage, but none of that matters because MIND YOUR BUSINESS, SIR, SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO GO DOWN THAT ROAD IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO.

  • @libbylou6004
    @libbylou6004 Před měsícem +1594

    Mad respect to the queen warning everyone about pickpocketers. Ngl I was a little surprised to see such young girls.

    • @S_H9260
      @S_H9260 Před měsícem +100

      Same. When she first said pickpockets I pictured men. Don't expect young women, if she said shoplifters I'd expect young women.

    • @libbylou6004
      @libbylou6004 Před měsícem +108

      @@S_H9260 it’s a good reminder to us that criminals come in all ages, genders, etc.

    • @yasminlabra3238
      @yasminlabra3238 Před měsícem +21

      ​@@libbylou6004 and species 😅

    • @TititoDeBologay
      @TititoDeBologay Před měsícem

      It's Romani gang, girls are coerced into it. The young boys and elderly feign disabilities to beg on Street corners.

    • @EJA-hc3ex
      @EJA-hc3ex Před měsícem

      In Rome, my coworker was pickpocketed by children in the metro. Most of these kids are 'recruited' so to speak by organized gangs

  • @TeraCloud99
    @TeraCloud99 Před měsícem +133

    7:48 “you don’t have the right to film.” …Same way you don’t have the right to steal from people😂

  • @NixyRose72
    @NixyRose72 Před měsícem +38

    The girl testing her bf's reaction time to her yelling.... someone needs to tell her the tale of 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf'....
    She gonna need him to really help one day and he's gonna figure she's just playing.
    ❤️💜❤️💜

  • @TheAdrift
    @TheAdrift Před měsícem +718

    I would watch an entire Netflix docuseries of just that first kid telling stories 😂 he is an amazing storyteller! When he said “Mac Miller?! The dead rapper who died?!?” His delivery on that line was absolutely impeccable. That’s probably cemented as one of those lines that lives rent-free in my head forever, occasionally popping up to make me giggle while I’m trying to sleep. Thinking about making a TikTok just so I can follow that guy (and B. Dylan Hollis) 🤣

  • @robinkholmes7127
    @robinkholmes7127 Před měsícem +773

    Story 1: It gets worse, and worse, and worse, AND WORSE!!!!! I'm glad he wasn't trying to die, that's comforting at least.

    • @Masenyane
      @Masenyane Před měsícem +36

      I was soo spooked throughout the entire story I thought they were gonna have an accident or they driver would get arrested or something while they're otw home😂

    • @user-je5nu6sg1g
      @user-je5nu6sg1g Před měsícem +4

      He jinxed himself when he said what's the worst that could happen 😂

  • @thisismetoday
    @thisismetoday Před 17 dny +13

    17:39 “You!” 😅😅😅
    This bit literally made me ugly cry laugh in the street. In the middle of the street, I couldn’t help it.

    • @girlnamedblake4885
      @girlnamedblake4885 Před 9 dny

      Me too!! I would never have the stones to pull a prank like this but it's so much fun watching others do it. XD

  • @bigfishbunny77
    @bigfishbunny77 Před měsícem +29

    I dated someone who claimed she hated flowers. They were a cliche gift. They just die. Anyone who gives flowers is unoriginal. So i never bought her flowers. Then later on she complained that I never got her flowers. 😂😂😂

  • @sydneypimiskern9638
    @sydneypimiskern9638 Před měsícem +473

    Bless the pickpocket girl for standing her ground and calling out the bullshit. Thank you girl.

    • @shewolfinubaka
      @shewolfinubaka Před měsícem +16

      This is actually a popular trend in Paris that young French people will run up to them and scream “ATTENTION PICKPOCKET” like it’s very funny and I love it

  • @HighAsHeckPriestess
    @HighAsHeckPriestess Před měsícem +1778

    That first story is a new fear unlocked😂😂😂😂 "we should hang out more often"😂😂😂
    Oh my god.... imagine hating on someone else's roses jusy cuz you're sad😂😂😂😂 they aren't for you boo😂😂😂

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 Před měsícem +5

      And that’s the problem.

    • @solene2014
      @solene2014 Před měsícem

      ​​@@erikarussell1142 qui es tu ? ???

    • @solene2014
      @solene2014 Před měsícem

      ​@@erikarussell1142 qui es tu

    • @evasl
      @evasl Před měsícem +4

      ​@@solene2014looks like you've been searching for her. 😂 (Don't hate me, I just like to try and understand the human mind!)

    • @MizGizma
      @MizGizma Před měsícem +7

      I once accepted a ride from a person that didn't believe in speed limits. At one point this dude was driving 120 mph on the expressway. I have been afraid of the expressway and going over the speed limit ever since.

  • @rac7644
    @rac7644 Před měsícem +92

    “Who hates roses”. As a florist, me 😂. I hate working with roses because of the thorns

    • @mandycook9037
      @mandycook9037 Před měsícem +1

      Can you not get the Thornless variety

    • @docnymbus
      @docnymbus Před měsícem +1

      Aren't there gloves you can work with?

    • @rac7644
      @rac7644 Před měsícem +9

      @@docnymbus yeah I work in gloves and use a thorn stripper to remove the thorns but neither are perfect methods and I still end up with plenty of cuts

    • @docnymbus
      @docnymbus Před měsícem +2

      @@rac7644 Ouch, I'm sorry. :(

    • @linseydejager1716
      @linseydejager1716 Před měsícem +4

      I don't like roses either, partly because of the thorns, partly because I feel they're overrated, but that's just me. However, I'm extremely grateful if I get any flowers, rose or not, because they are a thoughtful, pricey, gift (at least in my country).

  • @dalmaxian
    @dalmaxian Před měsícem +13

    That last one 🤣Her face was like "I wanna be mad at you but I can't cuz that was actually kinda funny."

  • @airforcemom2235
    @airforcemom2235 Před měsícem +517

    Thank you for your psa about Paris pickpockets. My daughter and I were on a Paris subway platform waiting for a train when a very nice gentleman came up to us and pointed out these 3 young ladies (probably the ones in your video!!!) who were leaning against the subway wall He told us they were watching us and to beware of them. After he spoke with us, the girls saw what he did and they all left the platform in different directions and my daughter and I got on the next train unscathed thanks to that kind man. After that we were hyper aware of our surroundings. Thank you kind sir. And, yes, we enjoyed Paris very much.

    • @blackdragoness21
      @blackdragoness21 Před měsícem +24

      My Uncle was in the navy in the late 80s, and he told me that pickpockets were everywhere while he was stationed in Greece. He said that they were no older than 12, and they traveled in packs.

  • @dorothytenute2710
    @dorothytenute2710 Před měsícem +1239

    Mike running 10 blocks to save you from the heated hair appliance....ADORABLE!

    • @christinamann3640
      @christinamann3640 Před měsícem +80

      He ran to her rescue ☺️

    • @CharlotteDobre
      @CharlotteDobre  Před měsícem +229

      He is the best 🥹

    • @AK20741
      @AK20741 Před měsícem +26

      ​@@CharlotteDobre Try the electrical 'off switch' - bit of a guaranteed winner 😂
      BTW - thanks++ for the fun & just sayin' you rocked your award dress 👏👏

    • @B.Harper7
      @B.Harper7 Před měsícem +15

      @CharlotteDobre he's awesome, but YOU are the best 👌 💖💖💖✨️✨️💖

    • @marykuettner752
      @marykuettner752 Před měsícem

      ​@@AK20741😅😮

  • @ruffboiALT
    @ruffboiALT Před měsícem +13

    "Well it's better than 20 seconds" lmao. Also what delightful accents, Indian + Scottish = delightful!

  • @changingmind3248
    @changingmind3248 Před měsícem +17

    Little throw-away story about pick-pockets: At our highschool there was a guy (one or maybe two grades above me), I didn't know him because grades didn't really mix with each other but he was more or less know at our school because he was really sporty - as in: he set multiple new records at our school in PE.
    In like 9th grade they did a foreign exchange program with France which obviously included the obligatory visit of Paris - lots of pickpocketers but also people who would just tear something out of your hands and book it - guess what happend?
    Someone grabbed this dude's backpack and tried to run off with it... They really couldn't have picked a worse target and they probably realized it the second he started chasing after them.

  • @camillelively
    @camillelively Před měsícem +597

    Not only is rose lady out here getting *spoiled* by her man, but she is SLAYING the whole universe in that dreeeesssss. Go off, yes.

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 Před měsícem +4

      The dress she was ALMOST wearing?

    • @SweetestSinEternity
      @SweetestSinEternity Před měsícem +39

      ​@jacklow9611 there was nothing wrong with her dress

    • @Phianett
      @Phianett Před měsícem +33

      Dress was banging! Queen out there living her best life, getting spoiled by her man and I'm here for it! Nothing wrong with being happy for people even when they are living a life I don't have access to. Anything else makes me a bitter bitch.

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 Před měsícem

      @@SweetestSinEternity : You might not think so, and although I'm not a prude, while she rocked the color, the length of it, I thought, was almost indecent. Call me an old fuddy-duddy if you want to, but dresses that short are not the best-looking things a woman should be wearing. When she was standing, you could almost see her kootch, and if that is the style these days, then we really are in trouble. Is there no modesty anymore?

    • @SteampunkFerret
      @SteampunkFerret Před měsícem +16

      That dress was amazing, loved it!

  • @lmsmith015
    @lmsmith015 Před měsícem +299

    The way the dad yells "YOU!!!!"

    • @kellycampbell2866
      @kellycampbell2866 Před měsícem +31

      I actually cackled at the scooby dooness of it 😂

    • @phyzarel1845
      @phyzarel1845 Před měsícem

      Return my daughterrrrr or suffer my cuuurse

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 Před měsícem +4

      I've only ever heard Jafar say that XD

    • @jaybee2337
      @jaybee2337 Před měsícem

      @@kellycampbell2866haha totally Scooby Doo

    • @britlilbit
      @britlilbit Před měsícem

      It sent me!

  • @LaLa_Loopy
    @LaLa_Loopy Před měsícem +12

    baba and his babygirl melted my heart and had me in fits of laughter getting disappointed by his daughter but still talking to her with respect and kindness while voicing his concerns i wish i had a baba in my life

    • @Lunicia_the_crazy_healer
      @Lunicia_the_crazy_healer Před měsícem +4

      Ah, yes. Nothing better than a baba who speaks softly to you, about kicking you out on the streets and getting you into an arranged marriage. Everyone should have a baba!

  • @funmitalabi9607
    @funmitalabi9607 Před měsícem +8

    The last one was diabolical. Literally almost took me out. I was just trying to take my medicine, but the pill shot out of my mouth and the water right out of my nose cause I snorted so hard.

  • @amarytajackson1667
    @amarytajackson1667 Před měsícem +938

    The girl shaking her head about the rose bouquet is just trying to make her man feel validated about not getting her flowers. “No honey, it’s okay I’m not one of those girls, don’t even like flowers”

    • @BruinPhD2009
      @BruinPhD2009 Před měsícem +122

      Yup, that entire table was jelly. 😂

    • @nate37
      @nate37 Před měsícem +105

      Or the guy asked if she would like for him to do that, and she responded that she hates roses. She's not hating on the couple, but just telling her man not to get her roses.

    • @lotstodo
      @lotstodo Před měsícem +36

      The same women who hate diamonds.

    • @TheBaumcm
      @TheBaumcm Před měsícem +60

      I am one of those girls, only because I hate that they are already dead and the only thing left is decay😂 but I wouldn’t be casting shade on someone else’s beautiful moment. Love me a pretty plant though.

    • @TheBaumcm
      @TheBaumcm Před měsícem +28

      It also looks like the dude asked her a question and she shook her head no.

  • @J_House
    @J_House Před měsícem +197

    6:15 "Your husband is fully like a golden retriever and you're a black cat." Perfect potato analogy, Charlotte!

    • @cosmicrae
      @cosmicrae Před měsícem +5

      Black cats are actually pretty sweet! 😂

    • @J_House
      @J_House Před měsícem +3

      @@cosmicrae I'm sure some are.... but I will always remember my childhood neighbor's all-black cat was named Killer, and the two pit bulls the neighbor owned were almost skittish around him 😆🤣

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium Před měsícem +7

    The last one made me literally LOL. Your nickname is "Jumper Cables" because you're always trying to start something." 😂😂😂

  • @registeredtrademark...3852
    @registeredtrademark...3852 Před měsícem +8

    that first young teen's story was absolutely hilarious beginning to end🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pierceblazer
    @pierceblazer Před měsícem +532

    The "my baby/habibi what are you saying???" broke my heart. 😂😂😂

    • @queenreg7
      @queenreg7 Před měsícem +53

      Leave that old man alone!

    • @user-lh1jl1bq7p
      @user-lh1jl1bq7p Před měsícem

      Arab men will marry any raced women but Arab women only belong to Arab men 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @toxiczombiewolf5692
      @toxiczombiewolf5692 Před měsícem +57

      ​@lotstodo I don't feel bad for a dad who control ls gis daughters relationship it's creepy and weird. It's as bad as the toxic boy mum

    • @rachealjohnson9739
      @rachealjohnson9739 Před měsícem

      Imagine being a controlling prick who would do an honour killing, most likely 😂

    • @rachealjohnson9739
      @rachealjohnson9739 Před měsícem

      ​@@toxiczombiewolf5692YYYEEESSSS! ❤

  • @margothgalore
    @margothgalore Před měsícem +175

    "I hate roses"... Well they ain't for you anyway, so all's good 🤣

  • @geezygee
    @geezygee Před měsícem +9

    "i hate roses" is factual for a ton of people. it's more about the conventional side of "Red roses", which, in the US can be bought in gas stations. that obvi wasn't, but i agree with the sentiment
    if you're gonna buy someone a gift, make it super personal - don't buy roses in a gas station (unless that's their thing)

    • @comicallylargerodent9155
      @comicallylargerodent9155 Před měsícem

      what gas stations are you going to??? you can barely get a rose bouquet at walmart where i am!

    • @geezygee
      @geezygee Před měsícem +1

      @@comicallylargerodent9155 I live in a major city

    • @redwoodrebelgirl3010
      @redwoodrebelgirl3010 Před 22 dny

      Why don't you worry about the presents that _YOU_ get & give,
      & leave other people & their present-giving & present-receiving to them?

    • @geezygee
      @geezygee Před 20 dny

      @@redwoodrebelgirl3010 if you had read to the bottom, you'll notice i said "unless that's their thing" - move along

  • @diva_muffin
    @diva_muffin Před měsícem +5

    20:13 the word for this in German is called Treppenwitz--thinking of a witty comeback when it’s too late to use it

  • @moniquebrown4485
    @moniquebrown4485 Před měsícem +258

    13:23 I would've shouted "Good thing they're not for yoooouuuuu!~" While still smiling and appreciating the surprise.

    • @roselover411
      @roselover411 Před měsícem +23

      I once had a customer see my green nail polish while I was checking her items out, and she said, "green nails?! I don't know how I feel about that." And my reply was almost exactly what you suggested here: "good thing they're on me and not you then!" with a bright smile 😂

    • @user-sl8dg8ph9v
      @user-sl8dg8ph9v Před měsícem +7

      Atta gal. I'd done same! Bc that was my first thought too.

    • @user-sl8dg8ph9v
      @user-sl8dg8ph9v Před měsícem +5

      She must have been classier than us which explains why she got more roses at once than I ever have in a whole lifetime , 🥰😅😂

    • @redwoodrebelgirl3010
      @redwoodrebelgirl3010 Před 22 dny +1

      ​@@roselover411
      Are you serious?
      She didn't know how SHE felt about YOUR nail polish???
      Damn!
      Some people really do think they're the main character, yeah???
      You response was better than mine would have been.
      I'd either have told her off, without a smile,
      or have just stared at her, in shock that anyone was that arrogant, & entitled, rude, & full of AUDACITY!
      Well done. ❤️

    • @roselover411
      @roselover411 Před 21 dnem

      @@redwoodrebelgirl3010 Thankfully I was in a good mood and my customer service voice was in charge XD

  • @Morinne18
    @Morinne18 Před měsícem +331

    The roses one with the snarker just unlocked a memory for me.
    Years ago someone I was dating sent me a beautiful arrangement to my work as a surprise. My emotions were overwhelmed and my day was brightened as it was also the first time someone had done that for me. 9 out of 10 women around me were fawning over it, telling me I was so lucky etc. Then of course there was the one sour faced coworker (that had to make EVERYTHING a competition) who started rambling about how her mom grows flowers at her house that are much bigger and prettier etc. Like okay that's great Becky but no one asked you lol

    • @user-sl8dg8ph9v
      @user-sl8dg8ph9v Před měsícem +24

      Same girl who didn't get a flower or balloon or bear in school days for Valentine's. I remember being so excited to receive anything. We should rejoice in the joy and elation of our sisters.

    • @Luvforasmr
      @Luvforasmr Před měsícem +11

      Or like I posted in comments… my co-worker got a large amount of flowers and we were all excited for her. She told me aside that he had cheated on her

    • @robinkholmes7127
      @robinkholmes7127 Před měsícem +9

      "Flowers that are much bigger" she must be compensating for something🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TreiaSaint
      @TreiaSaint Před 25 dny +3

      Same for me😂 but I told her “oh I actually grow beautiful scented heirloom roses but I love just knowing that my husband thinks of me” and gave her my sweetest deadliest smile. She shut the hell up and sat down 😂

  • @SSSassenach
    @SSSassenach Před měsícem +3

    ahahah 01:34 love this part he reminds me of Sheldon Cooper being so anxious in a less safe environment LOL

  • @dragonflywings54
    @dragonflywings54 Před měsícem +2

    My son was VERY QUICK, to come to my rescue about a month ago. I was in the kitchen, alone, eating a chicken sandwich, when a piece of the chicken got stuck in my throat. At first, I just thought I could take a drink, and that would make it go down... it didn't. That's when the panic set in. I quickly started heading for the hallway, and my son's room. Since his room was all the way at the end of the hallway, I began hitting the wall as I went, which worked. He was at my side before I even made it halfway. I was very lucky though, my airway wasn't completely blocked, and I was bent over and took a breath, forcing as much air as I could into my lungs. The result was me coughing, and THANKFULLY, dislodging the chicken. But yes, my son reacted VERY FAST.

    • @draconicfeline6177
      @draconicfeline6177 Před měsícem

      The testing thing tho, could end up with "cry wolf" syndrome

  • @mariahsmith2214
    @mariahsmith2214 Před měsícem +229

    Meh I hate how expensive roses are. But I'd legit cry tears of joy for this woman to get that many. Clearly was amazingly thoughtful of this dude

  • @ajjamsen694
    @ajjamsen694 Před měsícem +281

    17:26 The hesitant "...yea...?" by the father when responding to the daughter's question was perfect and I feel so bad for this dad cause he just had like 5 heartattacks and 2 strokes after that call 😆

    • @rachealjohnson9739
      @rachealjohnson9739 Před měsícem

      I don't feel bad for a controlling father who is trying to control his ADULT daughters life. He's the type to probably do an HoNoUr killing 😅

  • @endeeray4295
    @endeeray4295 Před 25 dny +1

    The first story is great, a natural storyteller!!

  • @sparklemotion8377
    @sparklemotion8377 Před měsícem +4

    I love the first kid. His storytelling is superb😄

  • @amitmariam2363
    @amitmariam2363 Před měsícem +489

    Charlotte-- I'm 28 and I just got my license in October. I was TERRIFIED of driving, but the thing that got me over that hump was DRIVING PRACTICE EVERY DAY. That way it stays in your muscle memory. I live in Chicago, so I'm definitely familiar with the absolute nightmare of learning how to drive in a city environment. You GOT this. You just need to push through. Remember that your fear is coming from a place of understanding how serious a responsibility you have when operating a motor vehicle, and it'll help you become a better driver.

    • @anoninii
      @anoninii Před měsícem +55

      Thank you for this comment. I have the same fear as our dear Charlotte, and I'll Def take your advice

    • @jamileebellottie1048
      @jamileebellottie1048 Před měsícem +24

      My daughter is 19 won’t drive she has anxiety I get it

    • @yamarilewis4634
      @yamarilewis4634 Před měsícem +16

      Bro teach me! I'm 28 in Chicago and terrified

    • @nicolegroves6880
      @nicolegroves6880 Před měsícem +9

      @@jamileebellottie1048 my sister was the same way. Me and our other sisters got our licenses like the second we turned sixteen, but our middle sister was too afraid. But she ended up moving to NYC so it worked out, lol. Now she's back here in Florida and she does drive but not very often if she can help it. We're in our forties now, lol.

    • @CharlotteDobre
      @CharlotteDobre  Před měsícem +71

      Thank you for the motivation!!

  • @katelynlong4190
    @katelynlong4190 Před měsícem +228

    The first story?!!! 🤣🤣🤣 UNHINGED. Dude is so great at telling a story

  • @pianogirl9676
    @pianogirl9676 Před měsícem +2

    That boy with the ride story was insane! By far, the most entertaining story ever!!!

  • @tequilabumbum4373
    @tequilabumbum4373 Před měsícem +4

    So cute, the face you made when you talked about Mike! You really do love him, and he sure loves you🥰

  • @laughingcorrpseholly4136
    @laughingcorrpseholly4136 Před měsícem +153

    Lmfao the one where they are calling the dad to ask permission to marry her cracked me up the dad “YOU! You again?!” 😂😂😂

  • @storylover_maggie
    @storylover_maggie Před měsícem +116

    That Arab Dad only wasn't killing because the conversation was over the phone. That was the only thing saving that young man's life 😅

    • @pjwhite6829
      @pjwhite6829 Před měsícem +9

      He was scared even over the phone lol. His face before she doubled-down with the pregnancy was like "Don't do it" 😳🤣

    • @BookNerd4Music
      @BookNerd4Music Před měsícem +8

      i had to go to his tiktok - so glad to see it's a common prank he does.

    • @susannairisastarte5192
      @susannairisastarte5192 Před měsícem +1

      Omg ​@@BookNerd4Music😂 I was worried

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 Před měsícem +6

      I really hope the whole thing was staged including with the dad because ooooooh booooooy is that household going to be chaotic ever afterwards.

    • @SilviaVanThreepwood
      @SilviaVanThreepwood Před měsícem +1

      How is any of this funny...

  • @aurooa001
    @aurooa001 Před měsícem +3

    11:59 I once slipped while getting out of the bathtub, took our 4 foot wooden towel rack with me going down, hit my head on the radiator and passed out. When I came to I was still laying there naked on that bathroom floor. I started shouting for help and it took my husband half an hour to react to that ruckus. Yeah, I don’t take baths anymore. I only shower.

  • @NickiHorn78
    @NickiHorn78 Před měsícem +11

    “The one thing you not getting paid for is minding my f’n business” had me rolling 😂

  • @meshiawashington5852
    @meshiawashington5852 Před měsícem +105

    The roses story was nothing but a sad woman hating on another woman for being loved the way we all deserve. I love that even though the gorgeous roses woman heard the negativity, she didn’t respond to it. That is truly the best way to get back at people.😍🤣

    • @zebnemma
      @zebnemma Před měsícem

      Exactly. Rub your happiness in her face instead. Then she will be fuming that their try to destroy your good mood totally failed. Let her know her place by ignoring her, she will know she is trash. They think they are so important because they only care about themselves. When people shatter that delusion by totally and utterly ignoring them they get PISSED. (Ignore them to let them know they are nothing, and that they are equal to trash in your world, as she is).

  • @kelleywyskiel3478
    @kelleywyskiel3478 Před měsícem +214

    That calling Arab dad part has me scream laughing!!!!

    • @queenreg7
      @queenreg7 Před měsícem +31

      They need to leave that Arab man alone. Poor thing.

    • @lfriasurzua
      @lfriasurzua Před měsícem +21

      @@queenreg7 right?! the sadness in that Habibi 🤣

    • @dothrakidani358
      @dothrakidani358 Před měsícem +33

      He teaches dogs to surf...I died. Lol

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 Před měsícem +9

      ​@@lfriasurzua i used to be friends with a girl who was half Iraqi and half Vietnamese
      He was quite the character I'll say 😂

    • @whirledpeas5717
      @whirledpeas5717 Před měsícem +1

      ​@dothrakidani358 don't forget...on water.😅

  • @nellymckenna6552
    @nellymckenna6552 Před měsícem +1

    The first one almost sounds like Blu (the Rio bird)...hilarious story

  • @nashvilletailor3389
    @nashvilletailor3389 Před měsícem +2

    That one story with the wife screaming for her husband....yeah that happened to me... I missed a step off the porch and fell face first onto our drive way. My husband was 15 ft away with headphones on....I HAD TO CALL HIM!!! I was fine, just knocked the wind out of me and sprained my ankle. 😂

  • @jillmortlock8439
    @jillmortlock8439 Před měsícem +123

    That first guy is a great storyteller. His recounting of genuinely scarey experience was hilarious

  • @BeeVonBuzzula
    @BeeVonBuzzula Před měsícem +83

    Arab dads and Indian mothers are terrifying. There's a reason why my husband took so many years to ask my mum and dad for my hand in marriage. He asked my dad first and my dad said "Here, you ask your mum first, whatever she says, I stand behind." We didn't tell them we had already been married for a few years. We're still terrified, but my mum is warming to him, just imagine the biggest glacier. Yeah, that's my mum. I adore her.

  • @nmhummel
    @nmhummel Před měsícem +2

    Barcelona was my number 1 stop on my euro trip. I was so excited to be there, and then I got pickpocketed on the subway. Took my phone right before we got to la Sagrada Família and it almost ruined the most beautiful building I had ever seen.

  • @kaitlynbugden8032
    @kaitlynbugden8032 Před měsícem +2

    That couple telling her dad about them is just like my story getting pregnant with my fiancé like a couple months into our relationship. My dad lost his mind a little 😅 but now we have three babies and are so happy! My dad loves him now 🥰

  • @jackieisaiah
    @jackieisaiah Před měsícem +139

    For some reason I now feel compelled to visit Paris carry a large bag that looks like I'm not watching it and fill it full of loaded Mouse traps. I feel like it could actually be a really good time😅😂😂😂😂

    • @skycloud7089
      @skycloud7089 Před měsícem +17

      Record it and post it-that’s be amazing

    • @7ShadowMaiden7
      @7ShadowMaiden7 Před měsícem +2

      This!!! This is how we fight back!

    • @Ravenlovesbingy
      @Ravenlovesbingy Před měsícem +3

      And put dog poo 💩 in the bag as well

    • @TacseraEpSekahs
      @TacseraEpSekahs Před měsícem

      Regardless of how fun it sounds, it won't really help. They will just go back to their business

    • @tdelioncourt1268
      @tdelioncourt1268 Před měsícem

      I know someone who got their dead dog stolen (in a bag on the way to burry him)

  • @RachelMarotta
    @RachelMarotta Před měsícem +110

    I met my now husband online and when I went to see him the first time in-person he picked me up at the airport with a rose for me. I didn't have the heart to tell him I don't like flowers. Now when ever I have a bad day he will come home with flowers for me. Even tho I don't like flowers I love the gesture and it will always make my day. He is the best man I have ever met and he lights up my world.

    • @Culdcepter
      @Culdcepter Před měsícem +6

      You could probably tell him you don't want flowers, but stuffies are awesome ;) Or maybe Legos!

    • @Birdbike719
      @Birdbike719 Před měsícem +3

      Why do you not like flowers?

    • @Ravenlovesbingy
      @Ravenlovesbingy Před měsícem +3

      That's so sweet 🧡

    • @RachelMarotta
      @RachelMarotta Před měsícem +1

      @@Culdcepter I feel like it's too late. When he comes home to surprise me with flowers he has the biggest smile on his face because he is so excited to give them to me. I see the flowers as a gesture of love. So I am so thankful that and for him.

    • @RachelMarotta
      @RachelMarotta Před měsícem +2

      @@Birdbike719 I don't like the smell of most flowers. They also stuff me up and make me sneeze.

  • @ronascott4449
    @ronascott4449 Před měsícem +1

    The first guy was too funny! Arab dad was awesome 😂

  • @mrskittles6021
    @mrskittles6021 Před měsícem +2

    That first dude has the worst luck 😂😂😂💀💀

  • @yahainHotPink
    @yahainHotPink Před měsícem +377

    Story 1 is wild!! 😂😂😂 This is another car ride scenario I as a woman have never thought about!! Yikes!!

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 Před měsícem +7

      A few years ago when i got off work waiting for the bus , a white guy and black asked if i needed a ride then to buy a clearly hot tv and you can tell they were dealers and i said "Yea no" then they kept circling around me until I pulled out my phone they assumed was a gun and they drove off
      I was only gonna record their license plate and go to the police which i did

    • @flumpyofdoom
      @flumpyofdoom Před měsícem +7

      It's like something out of a grand theft auto game 😂

    • @user-sl8dg8ph9v
      @user-sl8dg8ph9v Před měsícem

      Some people like catching someone off guard and immersing them in something. I USED to be that way when I ran with a 1% MC honestly. If they put themselves around us I made sure they had a wild experience.

    • @WHouseofHair
      @WHouseofHair Před měsícem +3

      @yahainHotPink as women we would have to worry about that car ride with us being restrained in the trunk and only a nefarious ending in our futures!

    • @bertlovesliz
      @bertlovesliz Před měsícem +2

      When I was 17 I used to drive around smoking meth and had friends in their 40s that constantly needed rides for shady shit. I would constantly do stuff like this because I didn't understand it was weird for me, a 17 year old girl, to pull up with a car full of drug addicted grown men to give some high school friend a ride. Looking back now and hearing someone else tell the story from the other side. I was really wild thinking I was normal.

  • @MaineCoonMama18
    @MaineCoonMama18 Před měsícem +75

    16 seconds is actually quite impressive and would be a great response time for starting CPR. In my house, we usually just yell, "You okay?" from the other room unless it sounds like they need help. 😂

    • @OldJoeBlows
      @OldJoeBlows Před měsícem +15

      I was thinking the same thing. There was no other crashing sounds, that would have definitely been an, “are you ok?”

    • @ninasm
      @ninasm Před měsícem +4

      Same here.

  • @jasonhare8540
    @jasonhare8540 Před měsícem +3

    That first kid is definitely going places . Never have an unknown drop you off in front of the proper address. Ever. I don't care if it's Prince charming and you're missing a glass slipper .

  • @thehouseofnivara5710
    @thehouseofnivara5710 Před měsícem +1

    The first guy was amazing 😂😂😂

  • @RebelandRomanceOfficial
    @RebelandRomanceOfficial Před měsícem +148

    I just got back from Paris a few months ago. Before leaving I purchased a locking, crossbody phanny pack that I wore under my clothing. I put on a tee, then the crossbody, then whatever I planned to wear that day. It layed flat, held a TON of stuff & didn't have a single issue with pick pocketing the entire month I spent there. I highly recommend getting one if you plan on traveling to certain destinations! And of course, always be aware of your surroundings & try not to look like a tourist, if you can help it LOL Safe travels to all. And don't get into vehicles with strangers 😂 xo

    • @kimberlyyyyy44
      @kimberlyyyyy44 Před měsícem +11

      I spent two weeks there walking everywhere and the closest I came to getting pickpocketed was an old lady yelling at me for having my phone in my back pocket😂

    • @pickleddickcarrot8112
      @pickleddickcarrot8112 Před měsícem

      where is the bag from?? thats super smart!

  • @laurakate6573
    @laurakate6573 Před měsícem +137

    The way that first guy tells stories is priceless he should read bedtime stories ❤😂

  • @kathatinets
    @kathatinets Před měsícem +1

    First dude is MY FAVORITE lol

  • @yelhsasokolova8561
    @yelhsasokolova8561 Před měsícem +108

    "Touch me again, it'll be the last time you ever use your fingers" LORD 😂

  • @tsrgoinc
    @tsrgoinc Před měsícem +372

    No. 2, you could see behind the awkward smile hubby was planning the escape route, or at least leaving a note as to where his body might be buried when he goes missing!

    • @tdavenport720
      @tdavenport720 Před měsícem +33

      He’s got a bag packed and hidden for his escape. 😂

    • @rebny7801
      @rebny7801 Před měsícem +22

      Yes! I think he can find a better partner.

    • @melindaroop1346
      @melindaroop1346 Před měsícem +11

      Yeah, he needs to get away from her.

    • @user-in3vi9ji8s
      @user-in3vi9ji8s Před měsícem +7

      She's toxic

    • @toxiczombiewolf5692
      @toxiczombiewolf5692 Před měsícem +15

      It's super toxic and werid what's she doing why do people test their partners for content it's werid.

  • @angelicanordstrom33
    @angelicanordstrom33 Před 9 dny

    That first story was WILD and I'm here for it

  • @juliejones4759
    @juliejones4759 Před měsícem +1

    The first dude was hilarious- he needs to try stand up comedy - brilliant ❤

  • @mjgsuperincredible382
    @mjgsuperincredible382 Před měsícem +35

    14:20 that green dress on her looks so fire plus she's on a date with her husband and her husband got her a gift that is jealousy at its finest. She looks gorgeous.!!!!

  • @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
    @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 Před měsícem +114

    "I hate roses..."
    Lmao😂😂😂
    good thing they're not for YOU!

  • @nethansmomma9795
    @nethansmomma9795 Před měsícem +1

    That first story had me laughing all through 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-ce2dr2ek8p
    @user-ce2dr2ek8p Před měsícem +2

    6:08 i love the black cat and golden retriever comment 😂

  • @benjaminperez1149
    @benjaminperez1149 Před měsícem +56

    In the 1970s, my friend Pam turned 21 and we met her father at a restaurant. He had 21 red roses delivered to the table. This woman started complaining about the roses. So her dad, got up with the roses and went to her table and put them under her nose. He said
    “Did you say you wanted to smell the roses?” He was very serious. 😂😂😂 That’s New York humor in the old days. RIP Pam and Uncle Andy. ❤

  • @mysam4504
    @mysam4504 Před měsícem +52

    With that first story, I half-expected him to say at the end, "...but your right, Susie, store-bought pesto **is** crazy." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jeneden3492
    @jeneden3492 Před měsícem +1

    that first story....wow, that escalated quickly 😂😂😂😂

  • @nyokaharper8504
    @nyokaharper8504 Před měsícem +1

    The first 1 was the best.I watched it 4 times.😂😂❤

  • @damealeta3541
    @damealeta3541 Před měsícem +53

    The roses one was sweet and that woman at the other table looked pissed off for no reason! My husband and I have been married for almost 35 years and he still holds my hand when we're walking in the parking lot and stuff. We had this one woman stop us to tell us how adorable we are to be holding hands still. Aw, yeah, I'm lucky that I got a great guy.

  • @eleosde7045
    @eleosde7045 Před měsícem +50

    I was sick one year and passed out in the bathroom. My partner heard me hit the tub but took some time to come in thinking I dropped something. Once they knew different it caused a brain change for life. I drop the shampoo bottle and suddenly the door swings open "you okay?" EVERY TIME 4 YEARS LATER. Its cute but reminds me I am waaay to clumsy.

    • @BrittanyNgo01
      @BrittanyNgo01 Před měsícem +4

      Same sort of thing happened with my hubby. I was feeling really sick after our son was born and my hubs was mad because he felt I wasn't taking care of myself and just kept telling me to rest. He had to leave on a work trip a day or two later and I got crazy sick while was gone, to where I was writhing in pain for several hours before asking my sister to drive an hour and watch my newborn so I could go to the ER. I ended up going into surgery to get my gallbladder removed and it was also discovered that I had H. Pylori. My husband felt awful and now takes me seriously when I say that something isn't right.
      Also, I have a brain injury as well ❤️‍🩹

  • @TSchwanger
    @TSchwanger Před 19 dny

    I love that kid who took the ride, hes hilarious!

  • @user-ce2dr2ek8p
    @user-ce2dr2ek8p Před měsícem +1

    12:27 ACCCCKKK! That's so sweet! 😍❤

  • @kinnoooo
    @kinnoooo Před měsícem +173

    You don't need a vacuum, you need a mop for all this tea being spilled.

  • @13orrax
    @13orrax Před měsícem +68

    5:32 "what is my toxic trait?"
    "THIS LILIANNA! THIS RIGHT NOW!!"

  • @whosjimianyway
    @whosjimianyway Před měsícem +1

    The first guy I’ve heard before but I could listen to him again and again! Same with you ❤

  • @reginamushi6582
    @reginamushi6582 Před měsícem +2

    ❤❤❤ story teller number one, young man pls start a CZcams story telling i ll watch every day! 😂

  • @user-sg6gt4rd7g
    @user-sg6gt4rd7g Před měsícem +82

    The golden retriever and the black cat reference fkin killed me cause it was sooo true 😂😂😂

  • @TheAmazingfulOne
    @TheAmazingfulOne Před měsícem +91

    Re: Paris pickpockets, when I went to Paris I was paranoid but I used a mobility scooter and no one bothered me at all no one even asked me for cash! And a few times when I got into issues with the trains a bunch of strangers stepped up no questions asked and translated to staff for me and even carried my scooter off a train once for me. Parisians get a bad wrap but when it comes to disabled folx they are all so lovely and helpful ❤

  • @nontulondy9032
    @nontulondy9032 Před měsícem +1

    Story one has me rolling im so obsesses with good story tellers like this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DanatraTaylor
    @DanatraTaylor Před měsícem +1

    The first story makes me I’m so happy I have my own vehicle now 😂, I thought Lynx bus trips in Central Florida was wild😅 I don’t give people rides either unless my parents or my brother’s with me.

  • @Nikki_81
    @Nikki_81 Před měsícem +117

    I think for a lot of pick pocketers, it is the thrill of actually getting away with it that makes them want to do it!
    There is a couple CSI episodes where they bust a pick pocketing rings and they are quite elaborate!

    • @evmcelroy
      @evmcelroy Před měsícem +17

      You get into pick pocketing the same way you get into shoplifting: you try it and get away with it.

    • @user-sl8dg8ph9v
      @user-sl8dg8ph9v Před měsícem +1

      Maybe we should bring back fanny packs worn at the front while touring places?

  • @pocketsizeforyourtravelcon3325
    @pocketsizeforyourtravelcon3325 Před měsícem +82

    When I lived in Buenos Aires, Argentina, pick pocketing was an issue there too. People would spray shaving cream on your bags and then say “oh, a bird pooped on you. Let me help you clean that off!” And while they’re “helping” you clean your bag, they’re going through and stealing your stuff. A friend of mine also had her passport stolen out of her pocket while riding on the subway. Always keep an eye on your stuff and on your surroundings in an unfamiliar place!

    • @Phlimbob
      @Phlimbob Před měsícem +5

      I'm traveling to Argentina next week and I've been looking up all the scams people might use on me. I've got little bag locks and straps for all my items!

    • @mariapaz2789
      @mariapaz2789 Před měsícem +6

      As an Argentinian let me tell ya ,it's not a very good moment to come here atm.Be careful and alert .🙋🏻‍♀️🇦🇷

    • @MrSqurk
      @MrSqurk Před měsícem +6

      @@PhlimbobI don’t know if people do this in Argentina but there is a scam where people put a bracelet on you and force you to pay for it.
      My friend thought the guy was attacking him and floored the guy. The police walk over and start shouting at the bracelet guy, we were all thoroughly confused when it was happening haha

    • @Princessofthedrk
      @Princessofthedrk Před měsícem +5

      Brad Williams talked about going to Brazil and how they give a pamphlet on what to do such as carrying a fake wallet and phone. He got mugged and had d*** pics on the fake phone lol

    • @jeanettepugh6017
      @jeanettepugh6017 Před měsícem +5

      Be careful having your phone out near the door of metro. Pick pockets will snatch it from your hand just as the doors close….train pulls away and they are bolting away from the station.

  • @matthewsteele3389
    @matthewsteele3389 Před měsícem +1

    There was SO MUCH to unpack in that first story… This is gunna’ be a WILD RIDE… *sips tea side eye*

  • @izi5150
    @izi5150 Před 16 dny +1

    As a father, that call was terrifying… I felt like crying.

  • @MindiB
    @MindiB Před měsícem +39

    The “I WISH I’d said that” feeling is called “l’esprit de l’escalier”-literally “the spirit of the staircase” or “staircase wit,” when you think of the perfect comeback too late, as you walk upstairs to bed. One of those great concepts for which English lacks a word/phrase, so we need to borrow it. Like “schadenfreude.”