Game of Thrones S8E03 Explained

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    What happens in Game of Thrones S8E03, The Long Night? What is the meaning behind the end of the Dothraki? What is Bran doing all episode? Why does Melisandre die? What is the meaning of Game of Thrones now that the white walkers are gone?
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Komentáře • 9K

  • @dubyaw9511
    @dubyaw9511 Před 5 lety +7025

    Jon: Why did the lord of light bring me back?
    Mel: Your little sister is going to kill the night king and it'll mean a lot to her if you showed up.

    • @davidk822
      @davidk822 Před 5 lety +67

      That's too hilarious!!!

    • @BattyButtercup
      @BattyButtercup Před 5 lety +106

      apparently The Lord Of Light's big goal was... "oh cool some of my family is alive and showed up for my [sport event], that's nice of them, i guess"
      no wonder Mel NOPE'd out into the snow

    • @pearlmas5924
      @pearlmas5924 Před 5 lety +8

      this deserves more likes

    • @gustavoavelar4846
      @gustavoavelar4846 Před 5 lety +18

      Well he brought him back to F*CK her aunt xD

    • @colesauve2764
      @colesauve2764 Před 5 lety +15

      Hey, he has to be there to show his support, right?

  • @icecatti
    @icecatti Před 5 lety +2675

    "Was the ancient ice demon apocalypse just a warm-up for the real war against a drunk queen and her pal, the horny pirate?"
    That line got me good.

    • @mrtats6590
      @mrtats6590 Před 5 lety +128

      Man that line had better writing than S08E03

    • @hawkdsl
      @hawkdsl Před 5 lety +54

      That's because that's what the show boiled itself down to... in under two hours... and after 8 years of pretty amazing stuff. E3 felt like it was written by a guy who was doing the Pee Pee dance, and just needed to get it over with so he could run to the bathroom.

    • @AdmiralAutism212
      @AdmiralAutism212 Před 5 lety +1

      what

    • @grubbybum3614
      @grubbybum3614 Před 5 lety +18

      "Jorah's Khaleesi senses tingle" - lol'd hard

    • @IndiaTides
      @IndiaTides Před 5 lety +2

      Yeah...N Night king was there for just killing strongest dothraki army barring one handed Jaime and Sam.

  • @dangerjose8240
    @dangerjose8240 Před 5 lety +1839

    "Did Jojen and Hodor and Bran's personality die for _this_ ?"
    OOF...I felt that.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk Před 3 lety +9

      I just love how he echoes Maulers great review by joking about how if it cuts away they're safe, the trebuchet and calvary placement is retarded, they don't use the dragons well especially rhaegal, and Jons reee at viserion is silly
      Maybe it's because they're both British
      And in next episode ignoring good boy ghost is evil

    • @edith1315
      @edith1315 Před rokem +4

      and Summer too!

  • @Riboxx96
    @Riboxx96 Před 5 lety +2973

    "While Arya saves the world Daenerys is crying over Sir Friendzone."
    Literally lost it there.

    • @Patron_TheBoss
      @Patron_TheBoss Před 5 lety +10

      Yeah, that was a pretty solid one. Had me cracking too, Jim!

    • @HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG
      @HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG Před 5 lety +27

      Ser*

    • @Riboxx96
      @Riboxx96 Před 5 lety +2

      @@HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANGfuck.

    • @davemccombs
      @davemccombs Před 5 lety +3

      Literally? Did you? Like, totally, literally though? Literally, you did?

    • @dwoollery
      @dwoollery Před 4 lety +1

      This made me actually laugh out loud.

  • @sunnytruckdriver
    @sunnytruckdriver Před 5 lety +4492

    You know something's wrong when even AltShiftX can't justify the episode

    • @sunnytruckdriver
      @sunnytruckdriver Před 5 lety +252

      @Mihir Kumar Yes very true. The direction and music were outstanding, keeping me on the edge of my seat even tho some stupid shit was going on.

    • @starlyghtdrifter66
      @starlyghtdrifter66 Před 5 lety +2

      But he just did tho?

    • @hhh1200
      @hhh1200 Před 5 lety +2

      LOL

    • @jahidulmawla677
      @jahidulmawla677 Před 5 lety +2

      Yep

    • @YuuKamijo
      @YuuKamijo Před 5 lety +58

      @@sunnytruckdriver The music score is the main saving grace of the episode. The direction comes in second. I want to be the fly on the wall as the director and production staff brainstorm this ep. The writing is just awful. Too awful.
      Edit: I do agree with you.

  • @JoshuaFagan
    @JoshuaFagan Před 5 lety +3235

    I actually admire his restraint here. If I had built a channel out of Game of Thrones lore videos, only to see the show throw all that lore out the window, I'd have been screaming for 21 minutes.

    • @Secunda-xt2yx
      @Secunda-xt2yx Před 5 lety +134

      Lol seriously.

    • @aerojetrocketdyners-2538
      @aerojetrocketdyners-2538 Před 5 lety +69

      its just like when the mouse thanos snapped a fuck ton of my favourite star wars expanded universe.

    • @player9195
      @player9195 Před 5 lety +13

      Aha yeah if I was him and had 1 million subs to preach to and built my lively hood on it I’d rip got a new ass

    • @singmysin
      @singmysin Před 5 lety +11

      Theories are theories for a reason lol

    • @honestinsincerity2270
      @honestinsincerity2270 Před 5 lety +49

      Alt shift X speaks harshly... Yet truly.

  • @FooBarBash
    @FooBarBash Před 5 lety +959

    "The end of the Dothraki, essentially"
    ... Until they all get reborn in time for ep 5

    • @dariotoska
      @dariotoska Před 3 lety +18

      And i guess thy dont care about jon killing daenarys anymore

    • @borysvengerov3398
      @borysvengerov3398 Před 3 lety +3

      ASX's presumption that Night King can re-spawn is totally justifiable.

    • @starlight0313
      @starlight0313 Před rokem +1

      @@dariotoska the only explanation is that theyre cloned, meaning there's no blood rider pact or something

    • @MaxPwnzer
      @MaxPwnzer Před rokem

      If your entire culture is 100 000 people large, and it ends up being reduced to even 5 000, that is the practical end of your culture.

    • @TAKE_BACK_BRITAIN
      @TAKE_BACK_BRITAIN Před 5 měsíci

      Turns out the Dothraki are the real white walkers all the along raising themselves out of death

  • @0mnicide
    @0mnicide Před 5 lety +1068

    Winter is coming
    Winter is coming
    Winter is coming
    Winter is he- CERSEI IS COMING
    CERSEI IS COMING
    CERSEI IS CO- DANY IS COMING

    • @Axel_Kasai
      @Axel_Kasai Před 5 lety +34

      It feels like they could've cut 4 seasons out of the show if that's all they'd do with the night king buildup

    • @jacobmccabe458
      @jacobmccabe458 Před 4 lety +43

      Winter is coming
      Winter is coming
      Winter is coming
      Winter is coming
      Winter is coming
      Winter has come
      winter is here
      winter is over.

    • @hugosantos9081
      @hugosantos9081 Před 4 lety +6

      I DIED WITH THIS COMMENT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thepiperreport8198
      @thepiperreport8198 Před 3 lety +5

      It's a scary comment when you realized they did this all in 6 episodes. Maybe in 3 seasons of 10 episodes a piece they could have worked it out so it didn't feel like a rushed shitshow.. But Dumb and Dumber aren't the brightest crayons in the box

    • @wrigglenight93
      @wrigglenight93 Před 2 lety +2

      Turns out the Iron Throne wasn't a shiny distraction drawing the eyes of those with power away from a true enemy, one which will only grow stronger through each of their petty squabbles.
      No it was the point the entire time

  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub Před 5 lety +2799

    AltShiftX: *theorizes about plot using lore, writing talent, and common sense*
    D&D: "I'm about to ruin this man's whole career"

  • @IgnatiusCaelestis
    @IgnatiusCaelestis Před 5 lety +4417

    The spirals mean all our theories being flushed down the toilet.

  • @BlackStar-sw2nf
    @BlackStar-sw2nf Před 5 lety +483

    They treated Night King like a generic russian villain in those hollywood movies.

    • @winstonknowitall4181
      @winstonknowitall4181 Před 4 lety +40

      @ Black Star
      "They treated Night King like a generic russian villain"
      Maybe that's the reason for Night King to have the face of Vladimir Putin.

    • @juliannkretonn4623
      @juliannkretonn4623 Před 3 lety +10

      Also played by a Russian hahaha

    • @borysvengerov3398
      @borysvengerov3398 Před 3 lety +5

      @@juliannkretonn4623 constant grumpy face - make-up holds better.

    • @juliannkretonn4623
      @juliannkretonn4623 Před 3 lety +4

      @@borysvengerov3398 da

    • @TheShut1
      @TheShut1 Před 2 lety +5

      @@juliannkretonn4623 Hey, Slovakian actor, not Russian. Even though both are slavs, it's still huge difference.

  • @SpiralSine6
    @SpiralSine6 Před 5 lety +1704

    Anyone else wish that Hermione killed Voldemort in the beginning of book 7, since Harry really should have been focusing on his super important quidditch match against Slytherin, who were the real villains of the story?

    • @vovaryan
      @vovaryan Před 4 lety +40

      There is no point to compare these universes. If Harry Potter was like GoT, Harry would have died in the first book.

    • @jito7377
      @jito7377 Před 4 lety +97

      @@vovaryan Wouln't it be Dumbledore that is in Ned's role? The leading good guy, mentoring the main protagonist. Harry is the choosen one aka Azor. Like Jon he came back from death.
      That's for the role analogies. Your point was the tone beeing different, right? Because there you've got my full support.

    • @Tamlinearthly
      @Tamlinearthly Před 4 lety +8

      When the show told you, "Fuck prophecy," you should have listened.

    • @orlanswf
      @orlanswf Před 3 lety +63

      @@Tamlinearthly Fans aren't mad because "the prophecy wasn't fulfilled". Fans are mad because ALL the setup for this show was thrown in the trash this season.
      Arya killing the Night King wouldn't have been a problem if there was enough setup for the event. Melisandre saying "you will close brown eyes, green eyes and blue eyes" isn't enough setup.
      This line wasn't even originally meant to hint that Arya would join the fight agaisnt the dead, when Melisandre said it to Arya the first time a few seasons ago. The writers conveniently reused that line, just like they intentionally hid or discarded other important hints and plot points, for the sake of having this season make some sort of sense.

    • @Tamlinearthly
      @Tamlinearthly Před 3 lety

      @@orlanswf:
      www.masterclass.com/articles/what-is-a-red-herring-in-writing-definition-of-red-herring-with-examples#:~:text=In%20literature%2C%20the%20definition%20of,going%20on%20in%20the%20plot.

  • @Niwr3hsY4h00
    @Niwr3hsY4h00 Před 5 lety +2162

    D&D: “we hoped to kind of avoid the expected”
    Fans: “we expected better”

    • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
      @Obi-Wan_Kenobi Před 5 lety +81

      Did they pull a Rian Johnson?

    • @brightgarinson3099
      @brightgarinson3099 Před 5 lety +49

      @@Obi-Wan_Kenobi Yep.

    • @RandomCellist21
      @RandomCellist21 Před 5 lety +27

      @@Obi-Wan_Kenobi Unfortunately. Tempted to boycott the rest of the show, Hopefully GRRM comes up with a better ending.

    • @imcarolean
      @imcarolean Před 5 lety +21

      Season 7 and 8 has been a dumpster fire, hopefully ep 4-6 saves it

    • @wavy9434
      @wavy9434 Před 5 lety +63

      Should've had Hot Pie kill the NK then if being unexpected is such good writing.

  • @DullFiction
    @DullFiction Před 5 lety +1149

    "We don't have enough food for the Dothraki/Unsullied/Dragons/etc "
    That got sorted out quickly

  • @randomname3709
    @randomname3709 Před 5 lety +383

    The thing that pissed me off the most is that how proud Daenerys was on season 7 while she was talking to Jon Snow about how she was the first one in the history to convince the Dothraki to cross the narrow sea. And yet she just sacrificed them without even any benefits coming from it.

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. Před 3 lety +208

    I'm glad you brought up Ned's death, because for me it was an important moment for the show's stakes. I remember seeing Joffrey order his death and thinking "this is just stupid. How are they gonna possibly get him out of this?" And they dont. He dies, and the show establishes its rules: real consequences for actions. Abandoning that helped destroy the show

  • @ryandavis7070
    @ryandavis7070 Před 5 lety +2469

    Hodor had a better backstory than the Night King.

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 Před 5 lety +8

      :(

    • @BosshafterAccount
      @BosshafterAccount Před 5 lety +16

      After all he was more useful then Jon.

    • @Tormentor60
      @Tormentor60 Před 5 lety +24

      @@BosshafterAccount Well... He didn't. He died to save Bran. Who done nothing in the "Great War"

    • @BosshafterAccount
      @BosshafterAccount Před 5 lety +11

      @@Tormentor60 yes but at least he was the bait. So you can say he prepared the bait. What did Jon? Give the nk a dragon. Flying with a dragon. Yelling to a dragon. And sacrifice 2 armys he brought. 😂

    • @Tormentor60
      @Tormentor60 Před 5 lety +14

      @@BosshafterAccount All in All i fucking hate this ep.... It totally killed rewatchability for me.

  • @biggieb8900
    @biggieb8900 Před 5 lety +1452

    "Did Jojen and Hodor and Bran's personality die for THIS???" LOL

    • @chabri2000
      @chabri2000 Před 5 lety +33

      The worst part, is that hodor probably died again (as a wight) after the night king died

    • @The_Reductionist
      @The_Reductionist Před 5 lety +11

      @@chabri2000 I was really hoping hodor would have a cameo in that battle. Too bad.

    • @MercurialStatic
      @MercurialStatic Před 5 lety

      The Thenn that Jon killed at the wall makes a cameo.

    • @Agent_Ste
      @Agent_Ste Před 5 lety

      @@MercurialStatic I guess it wasn't him. They probably burned all the people who died in the battle

    • @efcdk92
      @efcdk92 Před 5 lety

      Just massively pointless plot line. Nice one D&D. You awful hacks.

  • @katyalupochev9589
    @katyalupochev9589 Před 5 lety +768

    “Most of Daenerys’ Army is gone”
    In E04: “Half are gone.”
    OK OK OK OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK

    • @edd8914
      @edd8914 Před 5 lety +24

      Respawnki

    • @unformedeight
      @unformedeight Před 5 lety +27

      Dany kinda forgot the rest of the army in her back pocket

    • @viyhexe131
      @viyhexe131 Před 4 lety +6

      Like, what the fuck does continuity matter anyways? It's not like people want shit to make sense.

    • @rosesongoku6980
      @rosesongoku6980 Před 4 lety +6

      In E06: "In this episode, we thought we'd bring 'em... doth-backi."
      - Carolyn Strauss, Executive Producer ("Safety Patrol")

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 Před 4 lety

      E05 - uullouullouluouluoulo

  • @Upright777
    @Upright777 Před 5 lety +313

    Bran comes back from warg mode and looks to Theon: "I know Kung-fu"
    Theon: "Show me."
    Bran proceeds to 1v1 Night King the end.

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi Před 5 lety +2848

    This was the most passive-aggressive videos I've ever seen.

  • @blessingike7004
    @blessingike7004 Před 5 lety +2182

    "John has survived so many unsurvivable situations lately that it's getting hard to care when he's in danger" exactly 😂😂😂

    • @saammmy7
      @saammmy7 Před 5 lety +102

      His plot armor over the last few season was so obvious I was actually convinced it would lead up to a plot twist where the Lord of Light was actually legit and directly protected him to fulfill the Azor Ahai prophecy. Turns out it was bad writing all along :/

    • @juanfe9210
      @juanfe9210 Před 5 lety +11

      @@saammmy7 that is sooo true, I felt so disappointed on this

    • @SSPspaz
      @SSPspaz Před 5 lety +49

      The plot armor would've at least been understandable if Jon had ended up being "destined" all along to be this great, prophesied hero that would save all of the world from darkness. But nah. It's Arya, because...reasons.

    • @agirlhasnoname8279
      @agirlhasnoname8279 Před 5 lety

      This is too real

    • @Madchimpz
      @Madchimpz Před 5 lety +22

      I remember the part when Jon was chasing the Night King and the Night King resurrected all the soldiers that died in the battle, and Jon was completely surrounded. I thought the Night King was allowing them to surrender and the wights weren't going to attack, because there's no way Jon was going to escape that horde of wights. Then a bit later you see he somehow fought them all off and I was so confused.

  • @guilhermesantos8728
    @guilhermesantos8728 Před 3 lety +106

    You know why I like this review/rant?
    It's subdued. No raging, no screeching, just neutral tone sarcasm and skepticism

  • @Teddy_yb
    @Teddy_yb Před 5 lety +1041

    *You know what is the most shocking about the Dothraki charge?*
    None of the Dothraki had dragon glass or valyrian steel. They were planning on charging them in alone and with no actually useful weapons.

    • @MissBabyFace1000
      @MissBabyFace1000 Před 5 lety +53

      Yeah, it is actually pretty fucked up.

    • @tyrannus1987
      @tyrannus1987 Před 5 lety +138

      Even more fucked up. She owned the mine to make weapons for her soldiers she could've been making weapons all along.

    • @Secondaccount31
      @Secondaccount31 Před 5 lety +9

      @@tyrannus1987 yeah but she didnt know about the dead before and that dragonglass could kill them. So no point in making dragonglass weapons before. Also she literally made it to dragonstone like 4 episodes before jon so.

    • @Secondaccount31
      @Secondaccount31 Před 5 lety +8

      Yeah they were planning on sending them to their deaths. Even if they had bran explain that the red witch has other plans for the dothraki, i would understand but the writers are not as smart

    • @georgelionon9050
      @georgelionon9050 Před 5 lety +7

      Maybe Danny is just *that* stupid and it was a ploy to get rid of her army? Well still didn't make any sense... since even if, it would have strengthed the enemy, the one that was supposed to matter...

  • @W00KER
    @W00KER Před 5 lety +420

    I can actually feel you struggling to not be negative.

    • @movieman6456
      @movieman6456 Před 5 lety +26

      He’s been holding it back for years. But now everyone will see. You can’t hide it anymore.

    • @enriquepiquim.6245
      @enriquepiquim.6245 Před 5 lety +1

      The end remarks are highly bitching, tbh, it's called Game of Thrones after all and the show got most of their viewers thanks to the heavy political drama and gore aftermath.
      The book series are titled in a whole other sense, tho.
      3 episodes left, we will see.

    • @VV-qo7ee
      @VV-qo7ee Před 5 lety +3

      Let's be honest. There was going to be criticism no matter what the ending was or will be. Imagine Jon and Dany bravely fighting and getting to the wood at the last moment to kill the Night King and save the world. An entire army of angry fans would have rage because of the predictability of that ending. To be honest I liked the episode. I liked the fact that Arya killed him. It would've been more epic if she would've died while killing him though. Just my opinion.

    • @gqdaddy8544
      @gqdaddy8544 Před 5 lety +1

      @FairUseMe - lol - I read your post in the voice of Emperor Palpatine... and added "give in, give in to the negative side and feel your POWER growwwwwww..."

    • @Ceros64
      @Ceros64 Před 5 lety

      ​@@enriquepiquim.6245 The original series is called "A Song of Ice and Fire", not Game of Thrones. The show is an adaptation of the entire book series, and simply took the name of the first book and stuck with it. The main themes from the books were still very prominent in the show, until they stopped adapting from the books.
      If the book series was completed before the show began, I have no doubt that these last 2-3 seasons would have been written very differently.

  • @omarahmedx
    @omarahmedx Před 5 lety +1754

    This episode had so much plot armor, Sean Bean would've survived it.

    • @TypicallyUniqueOfficial
      @TypicallyUniqueOfficial Před 5 lety +17

      Nice copy paste

    • @thebrickseller
      @thebrickseller Před 5 lety +49

      @@TypicallyUniqueOfficial nIcE cOpY pAsTe

    • @IndiaTides
      @IndiaTides Před 5 lety +36

      This episode had so much plot armor, Sean bean would have survived game of thrones, LOTR and James bond combined.:-)

    • @abhishekpawar5126
      @abhishekpawar5126 Před 5 lety +1

      @@TypicallyUniqueOfficial nice copy paste

    • @sonnic1995
      @sonnic1995 Před 5 lety +31

      If they did this kind of shit from start, at Ned's execution Siryo Forel would have jumped out from nowhere with a cocky smile on his face while he kills Ser Ilyn Payne

  • @whbi-senpai1085
    @whbi-senpai1085 Před 5 lety +688

    What do we say to a good ending
    Not today

  • @georginho36
    @georginho36 Před 5 lety +224

    You were killed by: Xx_Arya_xX
    Respawning in: 12 seconds

    • @rosesongoku6980
      @rosesongoku6980 Před 4 lety +6

      I actually WISH that happened.

    • @thegreyeyedcat9142
      @thegreyeyedcat9142 Před 3 lety

      Reminds me of my gambit experience

    • @boonsaplenty3924
      @boonsaplenty3924 Před 2 lety +4

      I know I'm late to this but Arya's gamertag would 100% have been Xx_Dark_Sister_II_xX after Visenya's sword

  • @paulofreire7520
    @paulofreire7520 Před 5 lety +1132

    “The drunk queen and her pal, the horny pirate” 😂😂😂 Great review and spot on comments. 👍🏻

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 Před 5 lety +14

      and her pal with a finger in her bum.

    • @linkofvev
      @linkofvev Před 5 lety +3

      At the very least, Euron makes for a very enjoyable watch when fighting (him slaughtering Dany's navy was definitely a highlight of that season).

    • @Wayoutthere
      @Wayoutthere Před 5 lety +9

      @@linkofvev Ok, ONE thing I give him credit for is BUTCHERING the sand bitches.. God what wasted plotline.

    • @unstoppableExodia
      @unstoppableExodia Před 5 lety +2

      She drinks and she fucks things

    • @DrJReefer
      @DrJReefer Před 5 lety +6

      Book Euron: Psychopathic black magic pirate doing all kinds of fucked up shit.
      Show Euron: That jock asshole everyone wanted to batter at teenage parties.

  • @kingbrown5999
    @kingbrown5999 Před 5 lety +503

    You can actually hear the frustration in his voice at times. I'm glad that Alt Shift X sees the bad with the good.

    • @juttamaier2111
      @juttamaier2111 Před 5 lety +8

      I got the feeling some actors would beg the producers to get killed off so they can concentrate on better parts in other productions now. Who would have thought that the ones who have left the show were the lucky ones!

    • @The_Reductionist
      @The_Reductionist Před 5 lety +1

      @@juttamaier2111 Yeah, they left it while it was good. "You either die a hero or ...."

    • @friedkeenan
      @friedkeenan Před 5 lety +8

      @@The_Reductionist You either die a hero or live long enough to get more than a million dollars per episode

  • @TheHigherSpace
    @TheHigherSpace Před 5 lety +1019

    You missed smth else very funny .. after they lit up the trenches, they all stopped and just looked at the wights .. no arrows no nothing .. stayed like that till the night king started pushing the wights onward .. then they started screaming "MAN THE WALLS" loool ... I was like, wait, you didn't man the wall before ? who the hell is leading these people !!

    • @francmonroe3485
      @francmonroe3485 Před 5 lety +129

      D&D

    • @Secondaccount31
      @Secondaccount31 Před 5 lety +15

      You have it wrong. When the fire lit up and the wights were standing there, the army was taking a break. Also they were looking at drogon in all it's glory from front row seats for the first time, they couldn't do that if they were busy manning the walls. Honestly, dont blame them.

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 Před 5 lety +4

      I got the feeling like they were scared shiitless... I also got the feeling like everyone was tired and gave up on the ending of this episode. Ppl were stressed out on set

    • @mosesbrown4126
      @mosesbrown4126 Před 5 lety +36

      omg that bothered the shit out of me. WHY THE FUCK ARE THE WALLS NOT ALREADY MANNED? Just lollering around in the courtyard. Meanwhile the dead sit there-- non moving targets. How many arrow volleys could have gone off in that time? Since they made dragonglass xtra magic in the show and it 1 shots wights, every arrow is a kill.

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 Před 5 lety +1

      as if they looked around and said "oh...we're supposed to do something now"

  • @melissaveras
    @melissaveras Před 5 lety +178

    This must have been the hardest review you've done... The snarkiness is at maximum level.

  • @aymanznt
    @aymanznt Před 5 lety +618

    "Jorah's khaleesi-sense tingles, and he rushes to help her" good one

    • @Animescene23
      @Animescene23 Před 5 lety +10

      Honestly, poor dude. Gave up is life for her, never even had the chance to taste the bad pussay.

    • @aymanznt
      @aymanznt Před 5 lety +6

      @@Animescene23 tbf, no one got a taste of the bad pussay... Cersei made sure of that

    • @DeSantiagoDavid
      @DeSantiagoDavid Před 5 lety +2

      @@aymanznt bad pussy was so hot

    • @Animescene23
      @Animescene23 Před 5 lety

      @@aymanznt he didn't need a good girl in the end.

    • @michaelclosson68
      @michaelclosson68 Před 5 lety +4

      Ayman B-Rabbit the power of boners is stronger than the walkers

  • @zeba265
    @zeba265 Před 5 lety +216

    "Jorah's khaleesi sense tingled " I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD

  • @pakkenpk5598
    @pakkenpk5598 Před 2 lety +66

    Just recently rewatched this. Man, the lack of tactical ability in literally anyone except whoever dug those trenches is astounding. It's like the last semi-intelligent battle plan was the Battle of the Bastards.

    • @chavitanwar2126
      @chavitanwar2126 Před rokem +4

      What are you saying? The battle of the bastards was an excellent battle plan. From Ramsay's side of course.

    • @criert135
      @criert135 Před 4 měsíci

      To be fair, it’s already kinda well established that Jon is absolute dog shit at battle planning. His battle with Ramsey was a complete mess and it was a miracle he got bailed out of that disaster. So he’s just in character screwing up the battle against the Whitewalkers as well

  • @MANJYOMETHUNDER111
    @MANJYOMETHUNDER111 Před 5 lety +107

    "And right here you can see the episode that broke Alt and made him embrace his inner Preston Jacobs."

    • @undarkwin
      @undarkwin Před 5 lety +3

      Tbh we all need to embrace it then and now

    • @catfoy8888
      @catfoy8888 Před 5 lety +1

      I think they broke him a while ago it just took until now for him to embrace Preston Jacobs

  • @notyoongs3524
    @notyoongs3524 Před 5 lety +592

    Guess Shireen got burned alive for nothing if Mel had known since season 3 that Arya will end the Long Night.

    • @WorkingClassZombie
      @WorkingClassZombie Před 5 lety +81

      Pretty much. It makes Jon's resurrection pointless also.

    • @otm646
      @otm646 Před 5 lety +3

      Eh, you could argue Shireen's death grew Mel's power and clout.

    • @SoleNero21
      @SoleNero21 Před 5 lety +6

      Why did stannis got rekt ? Where was Ramsays 20 good men when jon came to winterfell?

    • @rana1561
      @rana1561 Před 5 lety +14

      Melissandre's visions are not like script pages, explaining everything in details. Mostly her visions we're collection of images, a puzzle, which she tries to solve, connecting the dots in the real world. She took her time

    • @SoleNero21
      @SoleNero21 Před 5 lety +39

      @@rana1561 That's the line she has to use to cover up the bad writing

  • @ceramicholiness
    @ceramicholiness Před 5 lety +254

    I had a mouthful of beer when “Jorah’s Khaleesi sense is tingling” happened. Mistakes were made.

    • @BattyButtercup
      @BattyButtercup Před 5 lety +9

      Sir Amihck yeah but that "ser friendzoned" bit took me a rewatch to catch BECAUSE MY BRAIN JUST ACCEPTED IT AS FACT WITHOUT QUESTION

    • @LucarioZ1
      @LucarioZ1 Před 5 lety +2

      Good luck cleaning your keyboard

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian Před 5 lety +3

      It is known.

  • @Coalemos
    @Coalemos Před 5 lety +107

    I had no idea they would kill off the main plot. My expectations have been subverted!

  • @Ki_Adi_Mundi
    @Ki_Adi_Mundi Před 5 lety +67

    Edd didn't get a red X at 19:02. When you're so forgettable even Alt Shift X forgets that you died.

  • @hugo_warriormckenzie7102
    @hugo_warriormckenzie7102 Před 5 lety +808

    Let's hope the Hound finds Melisandre's necklace and gets a lovely new face!

    • @lee-anlu6946
      @lee-anlu6946 Před 5 lety +2

      yes lets hope so

    • @fifthofascalante7311
      @fifthofascalante7311 Před 5 lety +2

      hugo_warrior interesting idea.

    • @blueish2
      @blueish2 Před 5 lety +5

      I thought the necklace makes the user young adult not necessarily prettier? And Hound got the scar when he was a kid.

    • @HarukaNUsagi
      @HarukaNUsagi Před 5 lety +5

      I don't think the necklace works anymore because the jewel stopped glowing at the end.

    • @libertydiwa2198
      @libertydiwa2198 Před 5 lety +1

      🤣😍

  • @TR1GR4MPR0DUCT10N5
    @TR1GR4MPR0DUCT10N5 Před 5 lety +1017

    Jon: We need to kill the Night-
    Dothraki: Kill the night? Say no more boss

  • @sitbc
    @sitbc Před 5 lety +484

    Oh, boy! Alt Shift X is gonna have a field day with the next episode. Can't wait :)

    • @rabiulhasan7728
      @rabiulhasan7728 Před 5 lety +1

      Me too.

    • @speedrrracer
      @speedrrracer Před 5 lety +39

      I'll be impressed if he can hold it together while describing that peaceful Missandei, of peaceful Naath, where the peaceful people won't even lift a finger in their own defense and who didn't speak even a harsh word against the army of the dead has suddenly channeled her inner Mad King and endorsed the murder of innocent women and children

    • @feynstein1004
      @feynstein1004 Před 5 lety +7

      @speedrracer Or how 2 fully-grown dragons flying high above get ambushed by ships. How the hell is that even possible?

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 Před 2 lety +1

      @@speedrrracer
      I don't think she was asking Dany to kill all of Kings Landing, just to make sure she kills Cersei... with fire, of course

  • @zeitGGeist
    @zeitGGeist Před 2 lety +22

    “Just like in The Phantom Menace”
    I love the subtlety of this statement.

  • @mattking1307
    @mattking1307 Před 5 lety +197

    Love how this entire breakdown starts genuine, and then quickly turns into endless shade about the state of the show's writing.

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 Před 5 lety +17

      Matt King this episode had way too much shade.

    • @Nebulousart
      @Nebulousart Před 5 lety

      Boris Müller yeah, so much shade that it was almost impossible to see anything

  • @ianfowler7787
    @ianfowler7787 Před 5 lety +591

    Berick dies in front of the only person in the seven kingdoms that could possibly resurect him (Melisandre) and she's like "lol, bye"...

    • @Ezoriel666
      @Ezoriel666 Před 5 lety +14

      exactly my thoughts, Sir.

    • @IndiaTides
      @IndiaTides Před 5 lety +39

      Yeah. His job was to be save arya single time which anybody can do and die there as second rate Hodor.

    • @eternalreign2313
      @eternalreign2313 Před 5 lety +22

      @@tomythomson How did she know that was his purpose though? She didn't even try. They should have had her try and fail, then say he served his purpose. For all she know his purpose was to kill the NK. Although to be fair, why didn't the lord of light nominate a better survivor, like Sam lol? The LoL had to rez him 6 freaking times.

    • @gregorygregio2614
      @gregorygregio2614 Před 5 lety +57

      his purpose was to become a beric-ade

    • @manasfcb
      @manasfcb Před 5 lety +1

      Gods you are a good man

  • @sammytheman7327
    @sammytheman7327 Před 5 lety +169

    I don"t feel excited for episode 5 and it makes me sad

    • @AH-be6bu
      @AH-be6bu Před 5 lety +5

      I felt this was about episode 6 last season. It's weird seeing so many people now going through the same transition to indifference.

    • @MrLennonLove
      @MrLennonLove Před 5 lety

      Welp, you weren't wrong.

    • @tomjones6944
      @tomjones6944 Před 5 lety

      I had a terrible feeling when they gave us Hodor's origin story, that it was going to be a rough downhill ride but damn I never imagined it could be so horrible. To imagine getting chills watching the theory video about Jojen telling them that when the end comes they'll know, while starring at his burning hand; heavily suggesting or foreshadowing Jamie would fulfill the prophecy; boy have times changed... If we needed further proof that we're living in the shittiest reality/dimension/timeline, perhaps.... Oh wait nah that's enough :D :D :D

    • @Minutemanly
      @Minutemanly Před 5 lety

      The writers kind of forgot that the dothraki were already ended

    • @Cissablack708
      @Cissablack708 Před 3 lety

      @An unimpressed Rooster I forgot to watch it too. I just.. didn't care anymore after this shit storm of an episode. I was so done with d&d, so done with all if their bullshit and how they literally just avoided doing any of the scenes that were ACTUALLY important and then just gave us senseless and stupid action scenes that were made even worse by the fact that their battle tactics in themselves were absolute shit to begin with. It was just one big steaming pile of rotten Frey pie diarrhea.

  • @thuzie8687
    @thuzie8687 Před 5 lety +86

    I wish Alt Shift was a writer on the show.

    • @tiestofalljays
      @tiestofalljays Před rokem +2

      It’s incredible how these shows seem to find the most unqualified writers/producers. It’s got to be on purpose.

  • @towel9646
    @towel9646 Před 5 lety +1530

    I now realize I was team night king the whole time

    • @Thechezbailey
      @Thechezbailey Před 5 lety +37

      There's room on the Team Cersei bandwagon >:)

    • @karolina2cute4u
      @karolina2cute4u Před 5 lety +2

      Lmao, so true

    • @peterversionone
      @peterversionone Před 5 lety +30

      I threw my team night king hoodie on the floor when I saw that bullshit ending

    • @karolina2cute4u
      @karolina2cute4u Před 5 lety +28

      I really wanted to see more of him. Wish they had escaped Winterfell and followed the NK south. They could’ve showed the Westerosi what’s up and then killed him.

    • @peterversionone
      @peterversionone Před 5 lety +5

      Karolina Kay you could have had Cersei show up and save them at the last minute and the iron bank soldiers help cover their retreat. Or something

  • @pitti_K
    @pitti_K Před 5 lety +657

    Jorahs "Khaleesi Sense" tingles.
    Brilliant!
    Best summary of the relationship between the two.

    • @HarukaNUsagi
      @HarukaNUsagi Před 5 lety +5

      @@raminolta Do you have anything to contribute to society?

    • @trubberdox3089
      @trubberdox3089 Před 5 lety +3

      @@HarukaNUsagi That is exactly what happened, we can see Jorah looking to wards the direction the sound came from and started running.

    • @titoj.2415
      @titoj.2415 Před 5 lety +4

      I have seen this EP 5 times and Jorah heard Drogon.

    • @trubberdox3089
      @trubberdox3089 Před 5 lety +2

      @@HarukaNUsagi Well people need to find the prettiest reasons to hate innit?

    • @billboardbraggins1443
      @billboardbraggins1443 Před 5 lety +6

      @@trubberdox3089 Ikr at least hate the EP because of the stupid battle plans, dothraki suicide charge, all important characters plot armour surviving 10+ impossible situations, the night king being a disappointing villain that contributed nothing to the overall story, all theories going down the drain, bran playing crow simulator all episode, theon suicide charging instead of taking a defensive position to defend bran to the last, Arya materializing from thin air (still the best thing in thi ep despite being executed poorly), basically turning the show supposed to be "full of unexpected and sudden events" into another hollywood popcorn flick. I mean what's to hate really ? At least Melisandre was a good character all along and had a good ending.

  • @klokotze1129
    @klokotze1129 Před 5 lety +74

    Bran says in Episode 02 that he doesn't know if dragon fire can kill the NK. Even though he can see into the future ... Daenerys trying it in Episode 03 ...
    I guess he was actually more busy playing Raven Simulator than checking out the future for useful information.

    • @k995100
      @k995100 Před 5 lety +7

      He can see past/present not the future.

    • @hristiyanhristov2480
      @hristiyanhristov2480 Před 4 lety +2

      @@k995100 Necroing - he can see some parts of the future, but not necessarily make sense of them - like the dragon flying over King's Landing.

  • @LordNero47
    @LordNero47 Před 5 lety +285

    *Rian johnson has entered HBO chat*
    Oki-doke guys, who's ready to have their expectations subverted?

    • @Alegost1
      @Alegost1 Před 5 lety +12

      please don´t speak of this failure of a screenplay writer

    • @rushilshah8930
      @rushilshah8930 Před 5 lety +15

      All those cool storylines you wanted some payoff for? Nope, I'm cutting all of those prematurely!
      What an unexpected twist!

    • @LordNero47
      @LordNero47 Před 5 lety +8

      @@rushilshah8930 Night King should have been an astral projection along with all other white walkers.

    • @user-yj9qq2zd9i
      @user-yj9qq2zd9i Před 5 lety

      That's exactly what I was saying to everyone!

    • @renatosouza-vh3gy
      @renatosouza-vh3gy Před 5 lety

      Expect the subvertations

  • @bearencounter3184
    @bearencounter3184 Před 5 lety +154

    10:18 “Khaleesi sense tingles” 😂😂😂That had me cracking up

  • @kn0bhe4d
    @kn0bhe4d Před 5 lety +1518

    "Subvert expectations" should become a meme for idiotic decisions made just for the sake of the unexpected.

    • @matthiasm3147
      @matthiasm3147 Před 5 lety +41

      "Subverts Expectations" is going to be made into a trope by the time this show ends thanks to those 2 - if it isn't already.

    • @Sansri16761
      @Sansri16761 Před 5 lety +98

      It's funny cause The Last Jedi already ran that concept into the ground and through the other side of the planet

    • @adamburgess7890
      @adamburgess7890 Před 5 lety +18

      @@Sansri16761 It's weird too how this is the first piece of entertainment to divide fans as much as the last jedi did.

    • @mrfafaa96
      @mrfafaa96 Před 5 lety +31

      @@Sansri16761 No wonder why Disney hired these two to make a trilogy of their own. All they had to do was to tell Disney that they will "Snoke" the Night King and they were instantly hired probably.

    • @Human000001
      @Human000001 Před 5 lety +31

      It's true that they "Subverted our expectations". But only because no one actually believed that something so stupid could be in the script...

  • @SlicksterRunetotem
    @SlicksterRunetotem Před 5 lety +69

    I guess The Long Night was just one night that seemed really long. Neat.

  • @ambro3747
    @ambro3747 Před 3 lety +4

    Robert:only a fool would meet the dotharki in an open filed
    Night king:hold my icespear

  • @Bettafish2601
    @Bettafish2601 Před 5 lety +593

    Jon in season 5: no army can stop them!!
    First army the dead encounter stops them.

    • @Alegost1
      @Alegost1 Před 5 lety +17

      it would´ve been kind of interesting if the white walkers won that battle and then came to kings landing to meet cercei with their army + everyone that was in the north including the other 2 dragons..... i wonder what would cercei then think

    • @broadcast3ful
      @broadcast3ful Před 5 lety +13

      The army didnt stop them. They ran through the army. Arya killed the NK. Maybe watch the episode again, kid.

    • @vknl99
      @vknl99 Před 5 lety +55

      broadcast3ful arya was part of the army, so yes, it did stop them

    • @Burbin7995
      @Burbin7995 Před 5 lety +4

      Queue It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Theme.

    • @tomjones6944
      @tomjones6944 Před 5 lety +10

      @@broadcast3ful lol, who is the kid? Come back and apologize for being snarky and then admit to being put in your place; ya doofus! You got wrecked by someone named Lil Juggz lmao

  • @joshcorbett4787
    @joshcorbett4787 Před 5 lety +291

    The best part was when like 40 wights died to reveal pod, Brienne and Jaime up against a wall. They must of had top of the line plot armour.

    • @jons2022
      @jons2022 Před 5 lety +29

      Nivag Nadrog or fatso Sam lying on the ground crying and still outliving the whole of the Dothraki army and most of the unsullied army.

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 Před 5 lety +1

      Bearing in mind they'd already been OVERRUN by wights.

    • @alex-un2un
      @alex-un2un Před 5 lety

      Podrick, Sam, and at least one of the kind of notable characters(gilly....missandei) in the crypts should’ve died(even the little shireen girl....I mean cmon)

    • @rkr8686
      @rkr8686 Před 5 lety +1

      Nivag Nadrog it was probably made out of the rock that Jon used to hide and block the zombie dragons fire

    • @KamikazeChinaman
      @KamikazeChinaman Před 5 lety

      The best a hacksmith could forge.

  • @flanthemanable
    @flanthemanable Před 5 lety +84

    I refuse to belive that this is the ending GRRM has envisioned

    • @oleguerarteaga707
      @oleguerarteaga707 Před 5 lety +1

      fishcat i hope is not

    • @k995100
      @k995100 Před 5 lety +2

      It is

    • @GardEngebretsen
      @GardEngebretsen Před 5 lety +15

      GRRM hasn't envisioned any end. He'll never release a new book since he doesn't know where to take it.

    • @k995100
      @k995100 Před 5 lety +4

      @@GardEngebretsen Thats simply not true, he sat with them years ago and stated how he envidioned how the story went and ended. Its this ending (with some minor changes to "secondary" characters) thats been implemented . GRRM has said this several times.

    • @GardEngebretsen
      @GardEngebretsen Před 5 lety +7

      @@k995100 He has envisioned an overall ending, but without any details. He's lost, that's why he can't finish another book.

  • @SiNiSTASMiRK
    @SiNiSTASMiRK Před 5 lety +159

    Come on shift. Can't you see that it's a metaphor for the wall?
    Build things up for 7 seasons, knock them down effortlessly to emphasize their pointlessness. Lol.

  • @AICabal
    @AICabal Před 5 lety +1394

    Anyone else feel like they just beat the end boss, and now they're backtracking to take on the side boss?

    • @TheSorrel
      @TheSorrel Před 5 lety +46

      Optional bosses are often harder than final bosses.
      But seriously, though, maybe the whole epilogue with Cercei will lead somewhere that actually strikes the heart of what this show was always about.

    • @thelegendarycrow2883
      @thelegendarycrow2883 Před 5 lety +40

      @@TheSorrel I wish, but after all this night king stuff for 7 seasons, I would be lying if I said its a whole lot more interesting than cersei ever was, even more so now that she is just a pregnant alcoholic.

    • @j4genius961
      @j4genius961 Před 5 lety +11

      @@TheSorrel We still have 3 episodes, hopefully Alt shif is right and they're just playing with us and some big plot twist happens who knows, miracles happen

    • @mirawenya
      @mirawenya Před 5 lety +2

      Definitely not.

    • @xavigarcia9372
      @xavigarcia9372 Před 5 lety

      @@thelegendarycrow2883 i don't know man, i'm sure if you count the screen time the show has Focus in cercei it would more than they has Focus in the night King storyline

  • @fargoflagrant7796
    @fargoflagrant7796 Před 5 lety +751

    if arya is the embodiment of death, jon is the embodiment of plot armor

    • @colinsowka1459
      @colinsowka1459 Před 5 lety +79

      Sam really gives him a run for his money though. Jon fights to survive, Sam can cry and repel the army of the dead piling up on top of him. If that's not plot armor, I don't know what is ahah.

    • @lucasphilm7484
      @lucasphilm7484 Před 5 lety +23

      Normally I'd agree. But Jon wouldn't even be in the running for the award for most plot armor in this episode. Anyone on the ground that survived would be a far better candidate.

    • @LoneyMutuma
      @LoneyMutuma Před 5 lety +7

      What about Cersei?? she literally lost her whole army in the siege of high garden she has no allies out of gold mines but still comes up with ways to fool even the most clever people on the show.Even her little tricks got to have a limit.

    • @irfankhalil9225
      @irfankhalil9225 Před 5 lety +6

      Arya is also the embodiment of plot armour!!

    • @ag-bf3ty
      @ag-bf3ty Před 5 lety +3

      Arya isn't the embodiment of Death imo. She is a blasphemer against Death. Her lust for vengeance will have consequences. Just as it did when she was training in the HoB&W, and Jaqen had to drink the poison to redress the balance for her crimes against their god. So I don't think her killing the Night King is the victory she thinks it is...

  • @Straxex
    @Straxex Před 5 lety +87

    GRRM must be soo mad with what the show turned out LOL

    • @Tomn8er
      @Tomn8er Před 5 lety +31

      Well it's his own fault in a way for not finishing the series. He had 8 years to write two books and couldn't even produce one lol

    • @davidg.9561
      @davidg.9561 Před 5 lety +22

      He wipes his ass with stacks of Benjamins because of this show. I'm sure he's pissed.

    • @AS-qi9mb
      @AS-qi9mb Před 5 lety +37

      GRRM said during an interview in front of a live audience that if he wanted to "subvert expectations", he could have aliens invade Westeros. In the same interview, he also made a very poignant statement about how he could foreshadow things very strongly, but then never give a payoff to that foreshadowing and that wouldn't be good. He then said "the show is the show and the books are the books". He definitely hates what the show has done to his life's work.

    • @SamuraiCypher
      @SamuraiCypher Před 5 lety +3

      Tomn8er you clearly have no idea about this man’s writing

    • @thewanderingartists
      @thewanderingartists Před 4 lety +2

      Almost 10 years still no winds of winter.

  • @fabiofacchetti8364
    @fabiofacchetti8364 Před 5 lety +19

    Sansa: We dont have enough food to feed dothrakis, what do?
    Melisandre: Hold my beer

  • @dingledoody
    @dingledoody Před 5 lety +841

    D&D: "We don't know how to end your story"
    GRRM: "Trick them with the disappointing end"

    • @captainhoratiobungleiii7147
      @captainhoratiobungleiii7147 Před 5 lety +1

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @hmark03
      @hmark03 Před 5 lety +24

      More like GRRM: "Oh well I cant finish any books in less then a decade, but you should in a few years. Good luck suckers."

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed Před 5 lety

      Well played 😂

    • @Lagspikee
      @Lagspikee Před 5 lety +27

      GRRM secretly wants the TV series to fail, so people get closure in the books instead, right?

    • @hmark03
      @hmark03 Před 5 lety

      @Annalisa Zucchi What do you mean?

  • @xTooma
    @xTooma Před 5 lety +919

    It's amazing how you can kill nearly a decade of hype and excitement in only 90 minutes.

    • @solarmaru49
      @solarmaru49 Před 5 lety +99

      xTooma I think it’s more amazing the number of sheep that exist in this world who thought this was a “perfect” episode
      We’re a failing species

    • @zeroz88
      @zeroz88 Před 5 lety

      ^

    • @otterhero6229
      @otterhero6229 Před 5 lety +43

      @@solarmaru49 don't be such an elitist. Some people don't have this self destructive attitude to hate whatever happens in the show irregardless of the quality. Just learn to enjoy shit, even if there are mistakes. There are still positives

    • @littlekettle5759
      @littlekettle5759 Před 5 lety +7

      Otter Hero Amen!

    • @lucasm7093
      @lucasm7093 Před 5 lety +11

      solarmaro49 The people who thought it was an amazing episode , are the same people who only started watching it 2 years ago

  • @pri-the-writer8892
    @pri-the-writer8892 Před rokem +11

    "The series spent seven seasons setting up Jon and Dany as the forces to beat the white walkers. But now at the last minute they shoehorn Arya in as though she was foreshadowed from the start." This is delivered with very little emotion but I can just feel the rage simmering behind it.

  • @ziadmatwi8982
    @ziadmatwi8982 Před 5 lety +104

    Theory: The show is intentionally bad, so we are hyped for the books

    • @borysvengerov3398
      @borysvengerov3398 Před 3 lety +2

      And then the books come out with an even shittier ending, and thus ALL expectations get T0T4lLу sVbvEЯt3D!

    • @thegreyeyedcat9142
      @thegreyeyedcat9142 Před 3 lety +3

      @@borysvengerov3398 nah GRRM wouldn’t do that

    • @thewanderingartists
      @thewanderingartists Před 2 lety +1

      @@thegreyeyedcat9142 GRRM won't do anything related to main asoiaf books he's busy with other stuff.

  • @salokin3087
    @salokin3087 Před 5 lety +229

    You can hear the disappointment and his spirits breaking

    • @hellhathnofurylikeapuppets2793
      @hellhathnofurylikeapuppets2793 Před 5 lety +19

      For good reason, the episode was underwhelming.

    • @friedkeenan
      @friedkeenan Před 5 lety +4

      It's really sad to see. He's been keeping it together these past seasons, but I noticed last season he was a little more critical of the show than he usually was in the previous season explained videos, and it's been increasing to this "climax." I really hope the next three episodes are worth watching. The only way they could salvage it at this point would be to introduce democracy to the iron throne, which is a theory I've had since Dany told Daario to help Mereen become a republic, and I think they teased that last season when Tyrion was nagging Dany about needing an heir, when he mentioned other peoples and their ways of choosing heirs (all of which were semi-democratic)

    • @Graciaonhigh
      @Graciaonhigh Před 5 lety +9

      I mean, yeah. That was episode just took a giant dump on the last 7 seasons of world and character building. I respect the cinematography and how much work went into that episode. But the episode is like what a person who’d never watched the show or read the books would write if they were given the cliff notes of the story. Bad writing and rich with corny ass moments.

    • @David-un4cs
      @David-un4cs Před 5 lety

      This show could have gone down as one of the greatest of all time.

  • @advaithbala3087
    @advaithbala3087 Před 5 lety +1072

    19:23 Screw that, even Olly killed more main characters than the Night King.

    • @meris8486
      @meris8486 Před 5 lety +10

      Oof

    • @TWlakers24
      @TWlakers24 Před 5 lety +36

      Wow I didn’t even think about that 😂 Olly could kill Jon but not the Night King!

    • @rockingbirdey
      @rockingbirdey Před 5 lety +11

      Fuck Olly

    • @Link00TMM
      @Link00TMM Před 5 lety +7

      @@rockingbirdey The amount of satisfaction I got from seeing his cold, asphyxiated rat face hanging in the breeze was almost as great as Joffrey's death lel

    • @connorbrennan501
      @connorbrennan501 Před 5 lety +6

      @@rockingbirdey Fuck Olly

  • @AesirUnlimited
    @AesirUnlimited Před 3 lety +23

    When the book comes out in like 16 years, I wonder how long the war with the others is actually going to be. It’s probably going to be a multiple year long struggle with many deaths and sacrifices. I actually pity George for having to write such an important and difficult book. There’s so much riding on it, and if he messes up; all the fans will be furious. I definitely don’t blame him for taking his time.

    • @toxic_narcissist
      @toxic_narcissist Před 3 měsíci

      the fact that the book takes so long makes me confident he's not gonna mess up

    • @AesirUnlimited
      @AesirUnlimited Před 3 měsíci

      @@toxic_narcissist Oh he can definitely mess up.

  • @luukrawks
    @luukrawks Před 5 lety +6

    Jon sees Sam about to be killed by wights but doesn't help him. In bird culture this is considered a dick move.
    I died.

  • @Flame1500
    @Flame1500 Před 5 lety +676

    My guy Bran really just watched the whole episode along with us...

    • @mn-ru4li
      @mn-ru4li Před 5 lety +9

      That's not true. Bran's like, I'm not watching this shit. I'm warging outta here!

    • @MD-np2nk
      @MD-np2nk Před 5 lety +30

      Hopefully he had better lighting

    • @kyndread71
      @kyndread71 Před 5 lety

      Korean women are the hottest.

    • @chuck430
      @chuck430 Před 5 lety +1

      he too knew this was BS and was outta here

    • @manelmanel9635
      @manelmanel9635 Před 5 lety

      Do you think he achieved his destiny ? Hope he still has stuff to do

  • @alexanderf8451
    @alexanderf8451 Před 5 lety +152

    The greatest mystery is all of GoT is how Sam survived that episode.

    • @MoffatLee
      @MoffatLee Před 5 lety +3

      Every time he got hurt Snorlack just used rest to recover, wight dps was too low to counter his strat.

    • @RogerRoger182
      @RogerRoger182 Před 5 lety +2

      Because plotarmor, because he has to write everything down for future generations, because lazy writing.

    • @Secondaccount31
      @Secondaccount31 Před 5 lety +1

      Because the nk doesnt want his fat ass on his time so the wights didnt bother killing him

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 Před 5 lety

      Remember when trump made fun of that crippled reporter?
      Sam: bro you not even funny

  • @phyto12
    @phyto12 Před 2 lety +12

    “In bird culture, this is considered a d*ck move”
    I seriously laughed out loud for a full minute at that part. I love the random references and shout outs thrown in your videos. Awesome

    • @valleyscharping
      @valleyscharping Před rokem

      Always Sunny reference?

    • @phyto12
      @phyto12 Před rokem +2

      @@valleyscharping Rick and Morty. But it’s definitely something I could imagine Charlie saying too lol

  • @vallangaard
    @vallangaard Před 2 lety +3

    This made Rian Johnson give a sigh of release.
    Youre not alone, Rian, youre not alone.

  • @SK22520
    @SK22520 Před 5 lety +284

    And the sad part is, the writers actually made us wait an entire extra year for the “long awaited final season” so that they could do the best job they could and not make the audience disappointed with haste writing.... and now they’ve disappointed us with bad writing... and I wouldn’t be surprised if this was haste writing as well. At least it looks like that. So sad.

    • @lucasphilm7484
      @lucasphilm7484 Před 5 lety +14

      Not haste. Hack. George RR Martin, they are not.

    • @krystinblack7628
      @krystinblack7628 Před 5 lety +24

      It took an extra year because of production, not writing. You also have to keep in mind that whatever they write, HBO gets the final say in everything because they decide what they can pay for, what they'd rather pay for and what they'd rather not bother with. If they wrote quickly, it's because they had to make deadlines so that people could start planning for production which, I'm sure you can imagine, would be crazy amounts of work and very time consuming. Also, remember there are 3 episodes left and it will be easier to judge this episode in the grand scheme of things later.

    • @SK22520
      @SK22520 Před 5 lety +4

      Krystin Black that’s true! Let’s hope now that the remaining episodes are good and maybe involve a good plottwist or anything. We need it haha

    • @MyaB1986
      @MyaB1986 Před 5 lety +2

      And they took all that sweet time to record in 3 locations /facepalm
      What is happening to Tullys why weren't they summoned to the notrh? Who is in charge of remaining...4 kingdoms? Or are the people there just relaxing aboug enjoying the winter?

    • @timmyg497
      @timmyg497 Před 5 lety +1

      HBO had a contract with Amazon that when any series finished, Amazon could air it on Prime Video. That contract expired at the end of 2018. So my guess is it wasn’t the more time for writing but the massive amounts of money it would save HBO by not going to Prime.

  • @RikoDiko
    @RikoDiko Před 5 lety +783

    Bran : I hold the world's memory and history
    The Citadel : Am I a joke to you?

    • @1chroust12
      @1chroust12 Před 5 lety +6

      Great point 😃 Makes everything even worse

    • @marshhinsane9749
      @marshhinsane9749 Před 5 lety +48

      Actually the citadel records their own version of it. Bran knows the truth...

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 Před 5 lety +23

      Yeah, it's implied that the Citadel are conspirators. Also, Books and History is always written by Winners and usually doesn't tell the entire truth.

    • @RikoDiko
      @RikoDiko Před 5 lety +5

      @@jernie9384 that's a fair point that bran can go back in time and look and the undeniable truth, where as the citadels history is passed down through generations and can get distorted overtime.

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 Před 5 lety +1

      MMA Dispatch
      Alt Shift made an interesting video about this. The Archmasters seemingly want to abolish Magic, so I would love to see what happens when they hear about Bran.

  • @keebslol
    @keebslol Před 5 lety +90

    The dolthraki had zero dragonglass or VS either.... good thing the plot allowed the red women to show up or they wouldn't have been able to do anything lol not like they did anything anyways but still... and then the wights can't break out of a wooden box last season but the cement tombs they have no problem?

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 Před 5 lety

      They mined all that dragonglass on dragonstone in season 7 for what?!

    • @georgelionon9050
      @georgelionon9050 Před 5 lety

      But that were *Stark* wrights mind you.

    • @loviatar9
      @loviatar9 Před 5 lety +1

      These are the 2 points that really make me crazy. I'm sure the Dothraki thing was done just bc it looked cool but it didn't have to be so incredibly stupid. Same with the crypts. It was done just so we'd falsely worry for those main characters but again, ridiculous. Outstandingly low effort by writers of the episode and production as well.

    • @baronnuuke7821
      @baronnuuke7821 Před 5 lety +3

      It is later revealed they sent the Dothraki to die so they would come back as Night King's soldiers, lowering his whole army's IQ to the point they would all charge to the fire trenches and die. But the Night King proved he was smart and didn't raise them back until near the end of the battle. When he lost.

    • @chadwickthezulu
      @chadwickthezulu Před 5 lety +1

      Wights can be killed with anything, but fire is best. It's only the white walkers that can only be killed with dragon glass or valerian steel.

  • @requiem4391
    @requiem4391 Před 5 lety +6

    “Just like the Phantom Menace” I love the dry sarcasm

  • @jamesalexander1441
    @jamesalexander1441 Před 5 lety +817

    Jon screaming at the undead dragon in enraged frustration is the fanbase screaming at D&D for the same reasons.

    • @MJ-js1be
      @MJ-js1be Před 5 lety

      i.redd.it/0oiskeq3kew21.jpg

    • @gedeonnunes5626
      @gedeonnunes5626 Před 5 lety +15

      Though both take place in a fatastic medieval setting, I don't get why Dungeons & Dragons should be blamed for anything.

    • @Coalemos
      @Coalemos Před 5 lety +14

      That was utterly retarded. How could he know his plot armour would save him?
      These last second saves are an absolute joke at this point.

    • @Coalemos
      @Coalemos Před 5 lety +10

      @@natehorne1763 what are you talking about? Is he psychic, too? How could he have possibly known what Arya was going to do?
      That screaming at the zombie dragon should have been his end. But no, plot armour to the rescue.
      See if he's just going to survive everything, why just NOT have him put in unsurvivable positions to start with. Why not just have him do anything else other than be saved at the very last instant again and again and again?
      Part of the appeal of this show was how your actions had consequences.
      It was cringe worthy af when Jon did that. I actually felt embarrassed for Kit Harrington.

    • @MrColin541
      @MrColin541 Před 5 lety +1

      @@natehorne1763 Yeah, no he wasn't. Watch again with subtitles. If that's not enough, consider that unless Arya can literally teleport then helping her get past wouldve still been far too late to get out to the godswood, sneak past as she somehow did and then leap. All before he draws his weapon.

  • @HAsHoOoMe123
    @HAsHoOoMe123 Před 5 lety +443

    jon to dothrakis : do you prefer to attack first or wait for your enemies to show
    dothrakis : Yes

    • @_MRK87
      @_MRK87 Před 5 lety +8

      you had a good idea but executed it poorly

    • @DeadKraken
      @DeadKraken Před 5 lety +17

      Dothraki: We'd like to do like you did in season 6
      Jon: Oh, attack blindly and getting everyone killed then!
      Dothraki: YEAH!

    • @taintlessproductions
      @taintlessproductions Před 5 lety

      It is known.

  • @rahuldey1182
    @rahuldey1182 Před 5 lety +54

    George R R Martin....Finish your goddamn books and give the fans the ending they deserve...G&G has already ruined this show after making this episode.

    • @jaredcosier5604
      @jaredcosier5604 Před 4 lety +1

      Who is g&g ? And could you write a better episode?

    • @rosesongoku6980
      @rosesongoku6980 Před 4 lety +4

      He will never finish.

    • @jaredcosier5604
      @jaredcosier5604 Před 4 lety +1

      @@shanielbadrie1525 ok so how would you have written these episodes?got any scripts ready?

    • @jaredcosier5604
      @jaredcosier5604 Před 4 lety

      @@shanielbadrie1525 I'm not defending it. I thought the season was really bad and screwed up a great show. I'm simply asking if you could do any better and to prove it

    • @AbdulRafay-lg7ep
      @AbdulRafay-lg7ep Před 4 lety +13

      "Can you do better?" is probably the stupidest reply to criticism I have ever heard. This guy is not a professional writer and he isnt getting paid millions to write an episode.
      That was d&d's job and they failed terribly at that

  • @Midnitethorn
    @Midnitethorn Před 2 lety +6

    I just love how these videos are trying their best to make some sense of the season. However as the videos continue you can see how salty he is actually getting. Not that I blame him I don't think I'd be able to do this without ranting for 20 hours. I do love these videos and I still am a fan of the books and the 1st couple seasons.

  • @Matteus2109
    @Matteus2109 Před 5 lety +1044

    Honestly, at this point, I anticipate Alt Shift's videos more than the actual episodes.

    • @MrSnaz92
      @MrSnaz92 Před 5 lety +3

      That's always been the case for me

    • @cortez1098
      @cortez1098 Před 5 lety +6

      I like Alt-Shift-X, /r/FreeFolk and /u/ChrysWatchesGot more than the last 3 seasons of the show...

    • @SliverHell
      @SliverHell Před 5 lety +1

      BIG FACTZ

    • @matuzaato
      @matuzaato Před 5 lety +4

      Yeah I just want the show to just end at this point, get this over with. It's so bad

    • @jfilms6106
      @jfilms6106 Před 5 lety +1

      No way. He would have nothing to talk about without the episodes.

  • @mspacey6230
    @mspacey6230 Před 5 lety +2259

    HBO : What do we say to the good writing?
    D&D : Not today

    • @dauntul
      @dauntul Před 5 lety +4

      not today or ever

    • @BatmanisBatman
      @BatmanisBatman Před 5 lety +5

      Lmao

    • @user-vg9rg2yw5w
      @user-vg9rg2yw5w Před 5 lety +3

      Epic!

    • @lazerdazer700
      @lazerdazer700 Před 5 lety +2

      Truth

    • @retrotony4119
      @retrotony4119 Před 5 lety +15

      I won’t defend the producers of the show, but damn, I don’t think any scenario would have satisfied you fools. What do you expect of a story about magic, the undead and dragons.

  • @FaithOriginalisme
    @FaithOriginalisme Před 5 lety +4

    I love how your break down includes some apt criticisms as well. I love all of your videos. Thank you for going so in depth

  • @harrison298
    @harrison298 Před 5 lety +2

    I'm so glad Alt Shift X exists to document my exact thoughts in such a complete, incisive, and concise way. I hope the writers of the show watch this.

  • @JohnAzzi430
    @JohnAzzi430 Před 5 lety +1127

    "Just like in the Phantom Menace"
    Tell us your true feelings Shift X

    • @lathanandrews417
      @lathanandrews417 Před 5 lety +5

      John Azzinaro bahahaha right?! 😂

    • @stevangucu522
      @stevangucu522 Před 5 lety +159

      I think the poor guy is like a Vulcan, suppressing feelings for the greater good of objectivity and logic, and using occasional sarcasm to show disappointment.

    • @zizoumonk10
      @zizoumonk10 Před 5 lety +2

      The alien mothership trope

    • @athena3268
      @athena3268 Před 5 lety +1

      Or just like The Lord Of The Rings... when Sauron died his Nazgul died too.

    • @calliph
      @calliph Před 5 lety +7

      @@athena3268 but his nazgul actually got to do shit before they died.

  • @tommccarthy6795
    @tommccarthy6795 Před 5 lety +293

    "Just like in the Phantom Menace" Savage...

    • @deci2723
      @deci2723 Před 5 lety

      I mean, that's basically what happened.
      They kill/destroy the Night King/droid control station and all the wights/droids die

  • @sergio5510
    @sergio5510 Před 3 lety +8

    I love how u did ur best with what u were given. Lol.

  • @hester234
    @hester234 Před 5 lety +21

    minor spoiler for episode 4
    At least now we know that the invisible half of the Dothraki army survived!
    Yey!

  • @andamoonforthesky
    @andamoonforthesky Před 5 lety +619

    Melisandre just offed herself at the end cause it'd be hella awkward if she was still getting prophecies wrong this late in the show.

    • @Shorkshire
      @Shorkshire Před 5 lety +30

      She straight up pulled a "Luke Skywalker" 😂

    • @blastermaster5009
      @blastermaster5009 Před 5 lety +17

      Always go out while you're on top. lol

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut Před 5 lety +1

      Oh shit what you said made so much sense! :)))

    • @romanmagizow6962
      @romanmagizow6962 Před 5 lety +9

      @Daniel Sullivan that was a retcon by the writers nothing more...

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut Před 5 lety +3

      @Daniel Sullivan Did she also say something about Azor Ahai fighting the Great Other? (or was it in the book only? I can't remember). Said to both Stannis and Jon.

  • @RoderickMCox
    @RoderickMCox Před 5 lety +385

    It sure was unexpected to make 7 seasons of storyline redundant.

    • @114castillo
      @114castillo Před 5 lety +4

      SuBveRtInG EXpEctAtiONs! No seriously, the show runners have used this concept as an explanation for fanservice terrible writing. Red Wedding, Ned = that is subverting expectations, not awful writing, lack of coherency, and throwing in Arya to an arc that wasn't hers.

    • @bluejaysforever3627
      @bluejaysforever3627 Před 5 lety +1

      Thankfully they didnt Roderick

  • @Alexandersync
    @Alexandersync Před 5 lety +3

    An equanimous review from someone who understands the lore and does not let himself be overwhelmed with negative emotion.
    Respectful yet witty, informative yet entertaining. This review is what the show should have been. I like your style, well done.

  • @scoopypigeon1694
    @scoopypigeon1694 Před 5 lety +5

    Thank you. Your summary is actually the best thing about the episode.

  • @ilhamsuhendi90
    @ilhamsuhendi90 Před 5 lety +644

    Alt Shift X is the channel that was promised

    • @Rupadarshi-Ray
      @Rupadarshi-Ray Před 5 lety +3

      And that wasn't subverting expectations...

    • @Modelstl063
      @Modelstl063 Před 5 lety +4

      Ilham Suhendi yes fuck nerd soup

    • @_Woody_
      @_Woody_ Před 5 lety +2

      Ideas of Ice and Fire is the channel that was promised. This guy, like many other real fans, saw this coming since season 5. D&D are overpaid shitheads and can't write.
      But Alt Shift never really liked it that much after season 5 too, he just saw hope.
      Gotta love Alt Shift.

    • @MrRuthless87
      @MrRuthless87 Před 5 lety

      I look forward to Atl Shift X videos more than I do for Game of Thrones

    • @drippinwet774
      @drippinwet774 Před 5 lety

      only dude not shitting out clickbait left and right
      like arya taking out wights in the night

  • @21jd_
    @21jd_ Před 5 lety +584

    Cinematically pleasing. Grand production. But that's not what we're watching GOT for 😔

    • @Dikkiedank
      @Dikkiedank Před 5 lety +4

      Yeah it's just become a TV show in all it's assets. Spectacular, unexpected, cinematically pleasing, main cast lives another day. It's not the magic and wondrous show it was with GRRM writing.

    • @blubella2
      @blubella2 Před 5 lety +1

      Yes, that sums it up..

    • @cc0767
      @cc0767 Před 5 lety +3

      Its actually quite bad cinematically as well except for 2 or 3 shots

    • @Monkeydude16
      @Monkeydude16 Před 5 lety

      I can see why people are left with more to be desired after this episode. But let’s be real here. We watch for the fantasy storytelling AND because it’s cinematically pleasing and grand production

    • @Monkeydude16
      @Monkeydude16 Před 5 lety

      Legio XXI Rapax LMAO there’s countless shows with “reality consequences”. Cmon man what separates thrones is the fantasy world George built. I agree tho they did away with the realism and that’s frustrating. I disagree with cinematically it was shit. I was able to follow just fine. there was many beautiful shots and I was on edge throughout

  • @arcastheelvt3807
    @arcastheelvt3807 Před rokem +4

    Coming back after so long and rewatching this is amazing, I forgot how calm someone can be when analyzing after seeing pretty much everyone else screaming about it for years
    Still amazing, kudos

  • @nebjaminsusej151
    @nebjaminsusej151 Před 5 lety +2

    Thank you for this! I appreciate the way you summed up how Dan And Dave dropped the ball really hard.