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  • @majorkill
    @majorkill  Před 4 lety +368

    Primarch content = Stonks
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  • @nurglemarine6336
    @nurglemarine6336 Před 4 lety +2535

    What split the Imperium of Man in half?
    D a d d y
    I s s u e s

    • @dovahkiin_brasil
      @dovahkiin_brasil Před 3 lety +75

      And the MurderFuck orgy of the ancient space elfs that created the eye of terror

    • @syndicalist-0
      @syndicalist-0 Před 3 lety +30

      @@dovahkiin_brasil you are welcome.

    • @handson4580
      @handson4580 Před 3 lety +11

      pretty much ya

    • @demonicinqusition
      @demonicinqusition Před 3 lety +24

      You know who else led a bunch of people with daddy issues? Commander Shepard, and he actually harnessed the power of those daddy issues to save the galaxy, Big E doomed it.

    • @TheHUEZOX
      @TheHUEZOX Před 3 lety +3

      There, I gave you rhe 666th like, youre welcome

  • @biomodified
    @biomodified Před 3 lety +1821

    "Dorn was so autistic, than chaos seized up and died near him"
    Best line in the video.

    • @doubledownpleasegosubtotte4274
      @doubledownpleasegosubtotte4274 Před 2 lety +13

      Worth it

    • @trazyntheinfinitehereforur828
      @trazyntheinfinitehereforur828 Před 2 lety +44

      Ok but that’s the only way he could beat perturabo bc Although perti knew how to do everything, knowing how to beat mega-neurodivergency is impossible

    • @SilentHotdog28
      @SilentHotdog28 Před 2 lety +5

      So not even Angron is as autistic as Dorn? haha.

    • @stateofflorida5082
      @stateofflorida5082 Před 2 lety +7

      @@SilentHotdog28 Nah, Angron is rated most likely to try and continue to use meth by the ton 30,000 - 41,000 AD though

    • @xenosmoke8915
      @xenosmoke8915 Před 2 lety +16

      “Hey Rogal! ROOOGAAAL! Why don’t you try and get into my NEEEW impenetrable-fortress! Even I don’t know how to get into this one!!!!”

  • @spyrosakritidis5012
    @spyrosakritidis5012 Před 4 lety +2001

    Emperor: Just listen to me I'm not the Messiah
    Lorgar: He is the Messiah!

    • @hiage66666
      @hiage66666 Před 4 lety +62

      sp ak only a messiah would say that!

    • @aecides3203
      @aecides3203 Před 3 lety +45

      He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!

    • @colinkilian7885
      @colinkilian7885 Před 2 lety +25

      Oddly enough, Lorgar wasn't wrong. The emperor knew that God's did in fact exist, that religious belief could indeed form entities in the warp. So the Empirical Truth was a lie from the beginning, one that left his son's ill prepared to deal with chaos and ultimately resulted in the Heresy. Had the emperor embraced godhood his power would have been far superior than he was before being interned on the throne.

    • @zerlichr426
      @zerlichr426 Před 2 lety +5

      That does not change the fact that Lorgar just wanted exuse why he was do screwed up. Lorgar quote:
      Not my fault god told me to do it.

    • @chapasproject
      @chapasproject Před 2 lety

      also logar: lets kill the messiah, what could go wrong?

  • @yamibakura8597
    @yamibakura8597 Před 2 lety +211

    Guiliman actually did have another super power. He had two loving parents to raise him. So when E-money came to pick him up, he didn't consider the Emperor his father. Thus, no daddy issues.

    • @omegadeadpool2947
      @omegadeadpool2947 Před rokem +40

      Robot Girly Man also had another superpower
      Common sense and a Functional Brain

    • @yamibakura8597
      @yamibakura8597 Před rokem +18

      @@omegadeadpool2947 Jhagatai Khan also had this power, as far as I can tell.

  • @aceambling7685
    @aceambling7685 Před 4 lety +2672

    Lore and TTS gives me the impression that Magnus is simultaneously Big E's favorite and least favorite son.

    • @drekbleh7081
      @drekbleh7081 Před 4 lety +479

      Big E:"You are gifted and talented Magnus. Never forget this"
      Magnus: " :'D "
      Post heresy warning
      "Forget not being able to save Angron from the butcher's nails- you are my biggest regret"
      " D': "

    • @malekiththeeternityking5433
      @malekiththeeternityking5433 Před 3 lety +216

      Magny Magic is my favorite.
      He wasn't supposed to turn traitor he's my biggest regret.

    • @dermilchmann25
      @dermilchmann25 Před 3 lety +123

      I want Magnus to be loyal again.

    • @brycezen1896
      @brycezen1896 Před 3 lety +68

      Emperor of Mankind oh mighty Man Emperor of Mankind. What of your other favorite the mighty Hawk boy.

    • @MeetYourDarkSide
      @MeetYourDarkSide Před 3 lety +10

      Pretty sure he is

  • @ergunuluc
    @ergunuluc Před 4 lety +1392

    If Roboute Guilliman is a super administrator, does that make Marneus Calgar a super secretary?

    • @Schnittertm1
      @Schnittertm1 Před 4 lety +80

      I guess vice super administrator does make him a super secretary. A very good point.

    • @Trust751
      @Trust751 Před 4 lety +60

      Great. Now I'm imagining Calgar in a sexy secretary outfit.

    • @ergunuluc
      @ergunuluc Před 4 lety +39

      @@Trust751 Hey Marneus! Where's my coffee??

    • @RuneMasterKnight
      @RuneMasterKnight Před 3 lety +13

      i see it more like Grandpa Smurf and Papa Smurf.

    • @Drew_Thompson
      @Drew_Thompson Před 3 lety +33

      Cato Sicarius, Super Intern.

  • @sirshotty7689
    @sirshotty7689 Před 4 lety +946

    Horus is what you get when you don't beat your kids, and angron is when you beat them too much.

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 Před 3 lety +17

      Benito Mussolini yes

    • @localagoraphobe
      @localagoraphobe Před 3 lety +5

      @@sirshotty7689 so beating your kids is ok?

    • @myriad9597
      @myriad9597 Před 3 lety +51

      @@localagoraphobe On a kid by kid basis.

    • @localagoraphobe
      @localagoraphobe Před 3 lety +1

      @@myriad9597 what do you mean

    • @myriad9597
      @myriad9597 Před 3 lety +35

      @@localagoraphobe Depends on if it will actually produce results. But a non physical option is always preferred. So no and yes.

  • @gnomewegianvikingr
    @gnomewegianvikingr Před 4 lety +441

    Q: What Happened When The Emperor Met Each Primarch?
    A: Each got their own legion of space marines

    • @MrFallenone
      @MrFallenone Před 3 lety +19

      Or what was left of them ... see the Emperors Children and the Thousand Sons for further reference.

  • @redeye3869
    @redeye3869 Před 4 lety +676

    14:27 In “Armor of Fate” Guilliman makes a joke about a pencil being his greatest enemy to the surprise of Cato, he then says he was known to crack the occasional joke during the Great Crusade but doesn’t suppose that was recorded.

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 Před 3 lety +62

      So you saying Guilimans hobby was comedy?

    • @ezequielmorales4221
      @ezequielmorales4221 Před 3 lety +58

      Cato Sicarius? I CATO SICARIUS...

    • @conradlorgar5508
      @conradlorgar5508 Před 2 lety +41

      I wouldn't be surprised if he just remembered when he john whicked an ork or two with a pencil but played it as a joke

    • @trazyntheinfinitehereforur828
      @trazyntheinfinitehereforur828 Před 2 lety +47

      Guilliman: my greatest enemy is a pencil
      Trazyn: *holding a giant pencil* hehehehehe

    • @sinistrality7883
      @sinistrality7883 Před 2 lety +14

      @@ultramarinescaptain3840 and clapping Eldar cheeks, don't forget that.

  • @PelinalWhitestrake36
    @PelinalWhitestrake36 Před 4 lety +469

    The Idea of Big E getting salty over the battle with Leman is canon to me.

    • @jameswoods7131
      @jameswoods7131 Před 4 lety +46

      it actually IS cannon XD

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 Před 3 lety +17

      It kinda is.

    • @7ElevenTruther
      @7ElevenTruther Před 2 lety +65

      Apparently despite the Big E's god teir psycher powers, his liver still couldn't stack up to that of his alcoholic werewolf viking son. You'd think he could just use his powers to 'delete' the alcohol from his bloodstream as he consumes it but apparently, nope lol.

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 Před 2 lety +10

      @@7ElevenTruther That would be cheating.

    • @dracogatom7873
      @dracogatom7873 Před 2 lety +9

      @@liamjm9278 would Big E really care about cheating?

  • @markjacobs3232
    @markjacobs3232 Před 4 lety +472

    Looking at it after watching this, Lorgar and Angron are the most tragic. Angron was gifted with an immense empathy and initially had the makings to be one of mankinds greatest protectors as he was willing to fight and die for some scrappy "worthless" gladiators that he could empathize with, see their pain fear and want to be there no matter what. Angron's loss is why the Imperium is so cold as his job for its growth was to be there. The emperor ripped him from that, and continued to just punish him and showed nothing but his cold calculating side, which while good for management, led to chaos so easily entering as chaos can offer more than anything cold logic could for its people. If the emperor didn't treat angron so poorly we could have actually seen a brighter, instead of hopeless, galaxy.
    Lorgar is more ironic, but none the less tragic. It was said that when the emperor wasn't using his "disguise" that makes him out to be this glorious golden overlord, he looks very similar to Lorgar and it is kind of funny when you think about what the emperor's greatest mental flaw was. While the emperor knew logic was the answer, while he constantly fought to destroy religions that he saw as harmful towards mankind's progress, he really did have a god complex. He enjoyed toying with priests of churches to push them to submit to his ideas, made many religious references to himself, and while he did want mankind to be greater and better, saw himself as its superior. Honestly in all but the name itself he DID picture himself as the god of humanity, Lorgar saw it and the emperor did not.

    • @larrythegoat
      @larrythegoat Před 2 lety +16

      Nice evaluation skill man keep it up

    • @collinducharme5388
      @collinducharme5388 Před 2 lety +20

      My only disagreement is that Angrons issue wasn’t just the emperor ripping him from his gladiators. He had the butchers nails which caused irreversible damage to his brain/psyche resulting in him being overly aggressive. There was a passage in one of the HH books that discussed it. I think it was with Malcador and it was basically like “Look at these scans? We can’t take them out or he will die but if we don’t take them out he remains a raging killer”

    • @markjacobs3232
      @markjacobs3232 Před 2 lety +16

      @@collinducharme5388 A good point, and one I skipped over due to my own negligence! Potentially even why the emperor treated Angron so coldly with the "better a broken tool" approach, since he figured Angron was just going to devolve due to the nails anyways. If I do remember, and mind you I cannot remember the reference, but I think initially there was a chance to save him from the nails potentially, but there were "more important matters", though could be my own memory failing me, either way a good point!

    • @evanboll4651
      @evanboll4651 Před rokem +2

      @JOSHUA ABNER WTF are you on? Nevermind, I don't want to know. But seriously, why'd you repost that 24 times?!

    • @dysenutke3714
      @dysenutke3714 Před rokem

      @@collinducharme5388 I’m pretty sure they could be taken out without him dying but taking out the butchers nails would essentially lobotomize him.

  • @deni140492deni
    @deni140492deni Před 4 lety +331

    "the least funny one: Rogal Dorn" you clearly are not watching if the emperor had a TTS.

  • @Panagiotis1709
    @Panagiotis1709 Před 4 lety +230

    The primarchs would make for an epic Doctor Phil season.

    • @EliteF22
      @EliteF22 Před 4 lety +17

      If they wemt on Jerry Springer, half the planet would be destroyed.

    • @AlmightyLoaf
      @AlmightyLoaf Před 2 lety +10

      Imagine the Angron episode,...

  • @EbonyManta
    @EbonyManta Před 3 lety +121

    This is the first video by Majorkill that I watched. When I heard, "The primarchs were an interesting group of dudes, each one representing a different aspect of the GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND! ...As well as one of his many mental disorders," I knew this was going to be an interesting video.

  • @Mechafree
    @Mechafree Před 3 lety +97

    Angron didn't have anger management issues, he had them forced on him by the Butcher Nails. He actually had the Emperors Empathy that was twisted and tortured him via the Butchers Nails.

  • @Theskafan
    @Theskafan Před 4 lety +565

    @majorkill , in reference to 14:27 Reptile Gogurtman did tell a pretty funny joke in Armor of Fate at the expense of Sicarius.
    ‘I have the manual dexterity of a Legio Cybernetica battle automaton!’ Guilliman said. ‘Created by the Lord of All Mankind, master of the greatest armies in the Imperium, and I cannot pick up a plastek flimsy.’ He glared at the offending articles. ‘My greatest enemy.’
    There was a thoughtful quiet.
    ‘You are joking, my lord?’ said Sicarius.
    Guilliman looked at Sicarius. He had to turn all the way around to do so. The pauldrons, ornamental wings and large halo mounted on his back made it impossible for him to see over his shoulder. At least he had stopped knocking into things. There was that.
    ‘By the Throne, why am I expected to be serious at all times? Yes, Captain Sicarius, I am making light of my predicament. During the worst of the Great Crusade, I was known to make the occasional jest. Even after Terra fell. I did not spend my entire previous life writing deep thoughts into little notebooks, but sometimes dared to enjoy myself. I suppose that was not recorded in the hagiographies.’
    ‘Humour is not something you are renowned for, my lord.’
    ‘My time in this new age has revealed that to me amply.’

    • @outis7080
      @outis7080 Před 4 lety +115

      He also shits on Erebus before the HH:
      "‘Hails have been received from the arriving captains and commanders,’ says Gage. ‘Erebus requests an audience at your convenience.’
      ‘He can wait a while,’ says Guilliman. ‘The man is quite deplorable. I’d rather we tolerated them all in one go.’
      His sons laugh again."
      -Know No Fear
      And the name of his legion is like a five layer pun

    • @geranarthy2309
      @geranarthy2309 Před 4 lety +30

      @@outis7080 I know there's a rule abour not explaining the joke, but would you mind explaining the pun anyway? I've never heard of the name of ultramarines legion being a five layer pun.

    • @caav56
      @caav56 Před 3 lety +58

      @@geranarthy2309 The region they're based in is called Realm of Ultramar.
      Their main color is ultramarine-blue.
      They're pretty much golden standard for baseline Astartes, hence *Ultra* Marines.
      Dunno other layers.

    • @idiomaxiom
      @idiomaxiom Před 3 lety +24

      @@caav56 Ultramarine is a shade of blue, but the Ultra Marines aren't ultramarine, more of a deep blue.

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 Před 3 lety +19

      Ultramarines do tend to make puns when they want to. Ever seen that Ultramarines movie, apothecary made jokes left and right.

  • @danielhollick1708
    @danielhollick1708 Před 4 lety +303

    When you said that a techno knight trying to assassinate the emperor is like Steven Hawking trying to beat the rock in a fist fight do you mean corpse Hawking or nearly corpse Hawking?

    • @majorkill
      @majorkill  Před 4 lety +129

      Same result

    • @Schnittertm1
      @Schnittertm1 Před 4 lety +9

      Does it really matter?

    • @davewilliams5208
      @davewilliams5208 Před 4 lety +47

      Not so guys, before hawko became the wheelchair bound equivalent of the big E he had a really good ABA (amateur boxing association) career here in the UK, probably could have gone pro

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL Před 4 lety +6

      Dave Williams i’m tempted to make senator armstrong reference

    • @shadowshadeblade6861
      @shadowshadeblade6861 Před 4 lety

      Um...is there a difference?

  • @Nexusin
    @Nexusin Před 3 lety +246

    The missing Primarchs are intentionally missing and removed so you can make your own to use as either a Loyalist or Traitor, and make up your own backstory and have it easily be able to fit into the cannon lore.
    And didn't Alpharius lead a swarm of ships to attack a small fleet being led by Horus, and actually battles to Horus' bridge, and was able to dodge shots at his head from Horus himself, and that Horus knew by these facts that he must be facing a new found Primarch?

    • @sydisticsandman
      @sydisticsandman Před 2 lety +29

      One of a few stories. I mean its Alpha legion. Also fun fact: no one knows if Alpaharius and Omegon were separated or not. Though it makes more sense that they were and thus gives more credence to the multiple stories. There is a story that "Alpaharius" never even left terra.

    • @psychedashell
      @psychedashell Před 2 lety +13

      One of them is, the other is NOT coming back.
      When you’re title is ‘The Purged’ and even Alpharius only has suspicions about who did it you know at least one of them is gone and not possibly traitor gone - properly gone.

    • @kbassassin8308
      @kbassassin8308 Před 11 měsíci

      Unfortunately as of 9th you have to pick a legion or chapter

  • @Neon9th
    @Neon9th Před 2 lety +67

    I still find it funny when The Emperor tries to disguise himself. Being the tallest human ever.

  • @Spacefrisian
    @Spacefrisian Před 4 lety +124

    When the Emperor finaly meets the most glorious Primarch Angus McFife the 23rd Primarch of another galaxy all will finally be fine and...simply glorious.

    • @matyaskanev2151
      @matyaskanev2151 Před 3 lety +9

      I see you are a man of culture as well

    • @tobiq-airsoft6583
      @tobiq-airsoft6583 Před 3 lety +8

      All enemies of mankind shall break before the might of the hootsforce!

    • @lestat23989
      @lestat23989 Před 3 lety +1

      Dunno man, that hammer looks like heresy

    • @SportyMabamba
      @SportyMabamba Před 2 lety

      Angus McFife XIII vs. Goblin King of the Darkstorm Galaxy

    • @aaronhanks2547
      @aaronhanks2547 Před 3 měsíci

      Id love to try and paint the 11th legion, "Space Knights Of Crail."

  • @mortarion9813
    @mortarion9813 Před 4 lety +143

    _37 Minutes late, an improvement!_

    • @thesecondprimarch7694
      @thesecondprimarch7694 Před 3 lety +4

      Morty. Hi. How are you doing. Still hating Psyker’s, can’t blame you. Despite the smell you were one of my favorites. Angron was a close second. He was funny.

  • @MrGobol1
    @MrGobol1 Před 4 lety +95

    I literally checked MK channel to see if I missed an upload, buggered off to get some food and came back 10 mins later to see he uploaded a video. My prayers have been answered. Thank you God Emperor, thank you primarch Majorkill

  • @engineergaming1365
    @engineergaming1365 Před 4 lety +139

    Majorkill is actually one of the lost primarchs
    bet

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 Před 4 lety +8

      Nah, he's a Harlequin working in the Black Library. Hence his vast lore knowledge

    • @dasauce9147
      @dasauce9147 Před 4 lety +1

      @@CBRN-115 his pod landed into the black library

    • @Spacefrisian
      @Spacefrisian Před 4 lety

      And Gamza the other? :P

    • @engineergaming1365
      @engineergaming1365 Před 4 lety

      @@Spacefrisian n o

    • @HammarPwnsYourFace
      @HammarPwnsYourFace Před 3 lety

      He is the rejection of the XXI Legion..... everyone need servitors...

  • @WH40KHero
    @WH40KHero Před 3 lety +64

    I feel for Perturabo. He was the smartest, kindest and nicest dude out there, full of creativity and vigor...and he was dumped into the trash by his father, getting the shittiest of shitty jobs and didnt even get a sliver of the glory. No wonder he got fed up with time.

    • @Jimothyjohns
      @Jimothyjohns Před rokem +4

      He never complained though, nor did he try and change anything

    • @somm150
      @somm150 Před rokem

      @@Jimothyjohns He changed things by beating his father’s ass

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 Před rokem +14

      @@Jimothyjohns
      Perty's flaw was that he was socially awkward and didn't understand the value of just saying what he wanted. He assumed that if he did a great job and kept on doing so, that he'd be given praise and acknowledgement but lacked the social skills to realize that being good at extremely violent siege warfare and never complaining instead unintentionally made people think that he was a destructive maniac who loved the job that he actually hated.
      In other words, Perty has the unique quality among the primarchs in that his downfall wasn't caused by daddy issues, but rather by social ineptitude. Social ineptitude that would be comedy material if it wasn't so violently tragic.

    • @josefstalin9678
      @josefstalin9678 Před rokem +4

      @@joshuakim5240 Kinda like the military in real life. If you do too good at your job, they'll find you irreplaceable and never promote you

    • @ChuckPalomo
      @ChuckPalomo Před 9 měsíci

      Don't know about kindest, he was kind of a dick even before meeting the emperor. He actually had a loving adoptive family in his home planet, but he always stayed distant because he couldn't relate to anyone.

  • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370

    Big E should've just punched Angron into unconsciousness to keep him loyal.

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 Před 3 lety +6

      Poor Angron

    • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
      @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 Před 3 lety +1

      @@magnusthered4973 well, at least Big E would've taught him a lesson.

    • @twisted_fo0l
      @twisted_fo0l Před 2 lety +2

      Or you know actually display announce emotional maturity and not let all of the people his son actually gave a shit about fucking die

    • @bestnameever1850
      @bestnameever1850 Před 2 lety +5

      Bro he shouldve just sent 1 custodes in to help his army
      that custode woulve solo'd the whole darn conflict

    • @lordlopikong6940
      @lordlopikong6940 Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@bestnameever1850with the big Es power and influence at the time, you think he'd help angron with his gladiators which will take a few hours compared to having a drinking and eating contest

  • @AlriikRidesAgain
    @AlriikRidesAgain Před rokem +9

    "Rogal Dorn, I am your father. I know it may come as a shock, but you are a Primarch, the bedrock of my vision for the future of humanity, the vision of our genetic future."
    "Yes. I will join you. And build things."
    "... That was much simpler than I expected."
    "Yes."

  • @DuhThyHiTickler
    @DuhThyHiTickler Před 4 lety +100

    He was just a rookie guardsmen and he surely shook with pride,
    He checked off his equipment and made sure his laz was primed,
    He had to stand and listen to the commissar who roared;
    “For the glory of the Emperor!
    Glory, glory to the emperor and I!
    Glory glory we shall sale across the sky!
    Glory glory we will hold the bloody line”
    For the glory of the Emperor!”
    He looked above the trench and saw a wave of green for miles,
    He stood among his brethren all, steady rank and file,
    From the trench erupted then an all consuming roar;
    “For the glory of the Emperor!
    Glory glory to the emperor and I!
    Glory glory we shall sail across the sky!
    Glory glory we shall hold the bloody line!
    For the glory of the Emperor!”
    The crack of laz was loud and the air he breathed was burnt,
    His friend who stood there next to him then burst, badly hurt,
    He stood once more and shouted loud for every ork to hear;
    “Forward, for the Emperor!”
    Glory, glory to the emperor and I!
    Glory glory we shall sale across the sky!
    Glory glory we will hold the bloody line!
    For the glory of the Emperor!”
    A side ways shot from a shoota ork had struck him hard and low,
    He looked down at his broken laz and felt it about to blow,
    He chucked it at the enemy with all his mustered might;
    “For the glory of the emperor!”
    Glory, glory to the emperor and I!
    Glory glory we shall sale across the sky!
    Glory glory we will hold the bloody line!
    For the glory of the emperor!”
    He felt him self fall backwards with an unforgiving sigh
    The gut shot he had took he knew would shortly claim his life
    He lay there in the dirt and mud and shouted out once more;
    “For, the glory of the Emperor!”
    Glory, glory to the emperor and I!
    Glory glory we shall sale across the sky!
    Glory glory we will hold the bloody line!
    For the glory of the Emperor!”
    There was guts between his fingers and his blood poured then from his mouth
    The pain he felt was great but then he couldn’t help but smile
    He couldn’t ask for more then death for the holy Emperor,
    For the glory of the Emperor!”
    Glory, glory to the emperor and I!
    Glory glory we shall sale across the sky!
    Glory glory we will hold the bloody line!
    For the glory of the Emperor!
    “Glory, glory to the emperor and I!
    Glory glory we shall sale across the sky!
    Glory glory we will hold the bloody line!
    For the glory of the Emperor!
    “Glory, glory to the emperor and I!
    Glory glory we shall sale across the sky!
    Glory glory we will hold the bloody line!
    For the glory of the Emperor!

  • @calvinng7893
    @calvinng7893 Před 4 lety +223

    The last time I was this early Majorkill still could swear every 10 seconds but this is gold nonetheless

    • @franekpyryt3044
      @franekpyryt3044 Před 4 lety +1

      True

    • @DzinkyDzink
      @DzinkyDzink Před 4 lety +15

      Swear words are like spice: they should add nuance, not make up the flavor.

  • @thecrimsonfire4921
    @thecrimsonfire4921 Před 4 lety +147

    My cat just died so thank the emperor you distracted me from my crying for a few minutes

  • @friedipar
    @friedipar Před 4 lety +70

    So Girlyman has the power of admin rights? A powerful ability in the right hands!

  • @terryz129
    @terryz129 Před 4 lety +25

    I jumped back a little when you suddenly adressed me directly

    • @EliteF22
      @EliteF22 Před 4 lety +4

      Same here. That and the asians overthinking and micropenises joke. I'm like, "What's with all these personal attacks?"

    • @terryz129
      @terryz129 Před 4 lety +3

      @@EliteF22 wow, another asian named Terence! What are the odds?

    • @justiceforjoggers2897
      @justiceforjoggers2897 Před 4 lety

      Haha nerds

  • @bowenorcutt78
    @bowenorcutt78 Před 2 lety +55

    Here's another fun detail about Omegon: some sources I've looked at seem to believe he may have somehow been saved from the Great Karen-ing by landing on Terra of all places. From there, he worked for Big E in secret with one or possibly several of the conflicting stories surrounding Alpharius actually being him before the twins reunited at some point. And this kind of thing is WHY I've gotten tired of discussing the Alpha Legion...

  • @nathanbucud9219
    @nathanbucud9219 Před 4 lety +137

    Do the Raven Guard. I command you

  • @benjamingraham8293
    @benjamingraham8293 Před 4 lety +14

    "And the big E was like 'Let's play raid shadow legneds!'" Brought to you by properly timed ads

  • @travishighbaugh5245
    @travishighbaugh5245 Před 4 lety +58

    That's why I love Majorkill, I already knew all this information, but the delivery is always hilarious. Keep it up bro.

  • @aconcernedcommissar6261
    @aconcernedcommissar6261 Před 4 lety +29

    for Horus i seem to remember reading somewhere (though it could have been fan made) with instead of the emperor finding horus
    the imperium and Horus' empire just bumping into each other ,
    though the imperium just bumping into the primarchs seems more like what would happen to Alpharius and Omegon

  • @alessandrobussoletti9384
    @alessandrobussoletti9384 Před 4 lety +10

    Great Rick and Morty references btw. It would be amazing to see the two go on an adventure in the WH40K universe

  • @t.j.7347
    @t.j.7347 Před 3 lety +14

    The warp: “I SHALL MINE CON-“
    Rogal Dorn: ”No”
    8:00

  • @jamesbaynham4425
    @jamesbaynham4425 Před 4 lety +41

    I think at this point Gamza realises he no longer has an argument against our favourite Australian
    Shortest CZcams drama I’ve heard of

    • @johansmifthelry9307
      @johansmifthelry9307 Před 4 lety

      what happened between the two?

    • @jamesbaynham4425
      @jamesbaynham4425 Před 4 lety +3

      @@johansmifthelry9307 watch majorkill's last video

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD Před 3 lety

      @@johansmifthelry9307 Majorkill has been an asshole to most WH40K since day 1.

  • @trelarysthemad7971
    @trelarysthemad7971 Před 3 lety +20

    I actually think an anime portraying the lore from the emperor reuniting terra all the way to the end of the heresy, would do really well.

  • @Discosn8ke
    @Discosn8ke Před 4 lety +39

    As an asian i have to compliment your asian accent for khan, well done.

  • @daan626
    @daan626 Před 4 lety +45

    imagine how the father of the emp must have been, i think the emprah has mental problems hisself, just like timmy

    • @aclock2
      @aclock2 Před 4 lety +15

      1st theory: I think he simply doesnt care. The Primarch are barely more than tools for him and he only call them his sons to make them more obedient.
      2nd theory: He did have a tiny bit of care toward some of the Primarch, but his ultimate goal is the domination of humanity and everything else can be sacrificed for that goal, that was the reason he created them in the first place.

    • @johncherrybone4835
      @johncherrybone4835 Před 4 lety

      The Inquisition would like a word with u

    • @Oliolli3
      @Oliolli3 Před 4 lety +4

      The Emperor's father was murdered by Emperor's uncle, supposedly when E was pretty young. Maybe that has something to do with it?

    • @bryanmanuel4945
      @bryanmanuel4945 Před 4 lety

      @@thedude2131 I think it's in a book or text,but the Emperor in TTS mentions it

    • @kangkong6795
      @kangkong6795 Před 4 lety +2

      @@thedude2131 it's in the first couple chapters of Master Of Mankind

  • @Wbfuhn
    @Wbfuhn Před rokem +3

    Each Primarch deserve a movie of their own with the epilogue being the meet and greet with The Emperor. Any missing information can be filled with ideas from writers for each film. Basically you need 20+ directors who know the lore front to back who can work on the movies simultaneously and then put the whole package on a premium pay to view. Premiers would make billions.

  • @worldsbuffestloremaster
    @worldsbuffestloremaster Před 4 lety +5

    That "watching anime without subtitles" bit had me absolutely dying because one of my friends used to do that. I thought it was only him XD

  • @darthxader1112
    @darthxader1112 Před 3 lety +31

    Everyone always asks "what is Apharius?"
    None asks "How is Alpharius?"

    • @solomonpachowiak106
      @solomonpachowiak106 Před 2 lety +4

      "I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER! *WHY* IS ALPHARIUS?!"

    • @gabyzin0w0
      @gabyzin0w0 Před 2 lety

      ​@@solomonpachowiak106 You are all wrong there is no Alpharius, it's just a prank bro.

    • @KaiHung-wv3ul
      @KaiHung-wv3ul Před 15 dny

      The real question is "who is Alpharius?"

  • @kaneslives
    @kaneslives Před 4 lety +43

    Perturabo didn't see The Eye of Terror. What he saw was The Maelstrom, a warp rift like the eye just smaller.

    • @MrFallenone
      @MrFallenone Před 3 lety +18

      Pretty sure it was the eye ... since he was the one who actually named it ... The Eye of Terror... because that is what it was to him his entire life. Always watching. Always there. Always terrifying.

  • @Atoll-ok1zm
    @Atoll-ok1zm Před 2 lety +8

    An aussie attempting a jamaican accent is one of the most beautiful things I've ever witnessed.

  • @solar_bionic115
    @solar_bionic115 Před 2 lety +6

    7:17 imagine the emperor coming into your house dressed as a hobo only to reveal himself just so he could get a 1 hit KO on you

  • @JimmyValmer85
    @JimmyValmer85 Před 4 lety +8

    lol. Great Rick and Morty impression, mate.

  • @n3nt2nd464
    @n3nt2nd464 Před 4 lety +18

    I kinda wondered what would have happened if the Primarchs had a mother figure in their lives or if Big E had a bunch of baby mama's each and Primarch had their own mom, wonder what each one would be like.
    P.S. My mind is weird

    • @caav56
      @caav56 Před 3 lety +9

      Guilliman had a mother figure in his life - Tarasha Euten, seneschal of king Konor Guilliman. At times, even during the Horus Heresy, he was coming to her for consolation.

    • @n3nt2nd464
      @n3nt2nd464 Před 3 lety +5

      @@caav56 How touching

  • @reaver5
    @reaver5 Před 4 lety +13

    After reading Hours rising its taught that there all based on the zodiac signs, gemni being alpha and omega and horus being the warrior archer Sagittarius

    • @reaver5
      @reaver5 Před 4 lety

      The Jim Reaper™ hahaha good shout there that fits, yeah I thought that too ? Who knows the emperors plans

    • @FoxHound-ut1hu
      @FoxHound-ut1hu Před 3 lety

      @The Jim Reaper™ You mean Leo the lion, not Taurus the bull right?

  • @eogannspencer1684
    @eogannspencer1684 Před 4 lety +8

    Major kill your channel is amazing I love your content

  • @harrywilson1660
    @harrywilson1660 Před 4 lety +30

    Lion el'Jonson is clearly Lionel Johnson, who wrote the poem Dark Angel. He was white.

    • @Watcher-in-the-Dark
      @Watcher-in-the-Dark Před 4 lety +6

      Still sounds like a black name. Like everyone knows otherwise but like c'mon it sounds black.

    • @harrywilson1660
      @harrywilson1660 Před 4 lety +13

      @@Watcher-in-the-Dark How uncultured do you have to be to not immediately associate "Lionel Johnson" with "white British poet"?

    • @benp9793
      @benp9793 Před 3 lety

      @@Watcher-in-the-Dark No, the name lionel is certainly not black, and I have never heard a black person with that name. It is a Latin name.

    • @joelluker4443
      @joelluker4443 Před 2 lety

      Well, it was originally Lynn elgonsen in rogue trader. I probably got the spelling wrong.

    • @CythezIS
      @CythezIS Před rokem

      I was looking for someone to explain the joke to me :D
      His named after a white poet, but he should be black? The name if you break it up also dosnt sound black: ''Lion'' animal the symbolizes royalty (could be black), ''El'' spanish and ''Johnson'': just the whitest name of all.
      Maybe the joke just goes over my head

  • @josephcalabrese6337
    @josephcalabrese6337 Před 3 lety +14

    Big Question: What would exactly happen if a Primarch landed on our world? In real life?
    We can all guess that said Primarch will conquer our world. But how will they go about it?

    • @sophiehatter3111
      @sophiehatter3111 Před 3 lety +1

      Easily

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation Před 4 měsíci +1

      It really depends. Gulliman would probably work his way onto becoming a world leader through democratic election. Rogel Dorn would lead a crusade and become king of Earth. And I don’t know what Alpharius would do. Especially if he and Omegon are actually two separate people

    • @tobyjefferson3731
      @tobyjefferson3731 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Angron would just kill everyone

  • @IstvanThree
    @IstvanThree Před 3 lety +1

    There´s some delightful humor in this video! Good work sir, good work indeed! 👏

  • @colemanwalsh7477
    @colemanwalsh7477 Před 3 lety

    Of all the channels that do lore on 40k you are by far my favorite.. you make it just a entertaining as informative on the lore by the obscure way you talk about and equally give everyone shit and it's great 😂

  • @BrotherGS
    @BrotherGS Před 4 lety +7

    I do not no of thag "Rogal Dorn" you are talking about, I only know of Lord Adorable

  • @user-or1rr3qj3u
    @user-or1rr3qj3u Před 4 lety +27

    Holy Emperor!!

  • @jakearvay6904
    @jakearvay6904 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Old Majorkill is wild LMAOOO

  • @kareemrodney3263
    @kareemrodney3263 Před 4 lety +14

    Wish we knew more about the lost primarchs.

  • @dontmindme3794
    @dontmindme3794 Před 4 lety +9

    I am somewhat annoyed at how neglected the Iron Hands and Ferrus Manus are as, to me personally, they have great potential to be a great source of story-telling for the community if GW could tap into the many subjects they could use. The tragedy and friendship between Ferrus Manus and Fulgrim of how they first met, how they got along, struggled together, became as close as they were, and the emotions and thoughts in their heads as they saw each other at the Dropsite Massacre and fought before Ferrus' death. They could use the Iron Hands and their successor chapters as having an agenda; to destroy the traitors of Emperor's Children legion however they can and return their Primarch's (probably VERY sticky) skull back to them, including his remains that were torn from his body after he was killed.
    A chapter full of space marines, full on vengeance and cybernetic enhancements, actively hunting the traitors that ruined their parent legion and killed their father with intent of putting him back together, either to put him at rest or resurrecting him through whatever reasons they can. Maybe even the Iron Hands and their chapters could be doing legion-building in secret to accomplish this and with the primaris marine reinforcements, this could bring them that closer to goal than imagined.
    So much fhucking potential for them and yet... tumbleweed. They are supposed to be one of the original loyalist legions, the first legion to lose their primarch, and one that valued strength and effectiveness above all else, essentially making as if Ferrus Manus was Guts from Berserk and his sons are a bunch of mini Guts who can forge and use advanced wargear. Hopefully that'll change but not likely unless GW wants their models pushed out.

  • @redsol3629
    @redsol3629 Před 3 lety +1

    Excellent delivery as usual.

  • @chrisdavey5530
    @chrisdavey5530 Před 2 lety +1

    I find it funny that earlier meeting like Leman Russ, the Big E has got days for challenges.....by the time he gets to Angron and the latter half "Fuck it I aint got time for this shit, I've already done like 9 acts of strength before meeting you, we got shit to do"

  • @jiado6893
    @jiado6893 Před 4 lety +12

    8:02 Reading about Jurgen in the Ciaphas Cain novels really did convince me that the Pariah Gene was just Asperger's.

  • @Demongordon
    @Demongordon Před 4 lety +5

    The Oculus Imperia has a very good video about the XX Legion and their tactics, it can be a interesting source of info if you do indeed make a Alpharius/Omegon video

  • @coltonstrain584
    @coltonstrain584 Před 3 lety +2

    I've nvr laughed so hard in my life especially when bro said wife beating drunk oh the memories of dad and mom just flooded back... good times good times... I love you dad

  • @marceloasensiofilho3833
    @marceloasensiofilho3833 Před rokem +2

    Konrad being cured of his madness by Big E is a interesting idea/theory

  • @paradoesntcare7275
    @paradoesntcare7275 Před 4 lety +3

    Last time I was this early vulkan was still around to give hugs to guardsmen

  • @atothe40khomeboi
    @atothe40khomeboi Před 4 lety +5

    Whoa last time I was this early Monarchia still stood

  • @mightykanohii
    @mightykanohii Před 4 lety +2

    The ideia of Big E ghetto punching Leman Russ is so hilarious

  • @adriannaranjo4397
    @adriannaranjo4397 Před 3 lety +9

    Wow, even instantly falling down and worshiping the Emperor wholeheartedly didn't save most Primachs from him being a dick to them. He just seemed to pick his favorites at random and treat the rest with either apathy or malice

  • @godemperorofmankind4132
    @godemperorofmankind4132 Před 4 lety +9

    If only I had a coathanger when I met Angron...

    • @thesecondprimarch7694
      @thesecondprimarch7694 Před 3 lety +1

      But dad. Angron was fucking amazing... he was about as good at being social as a wood chipper filled with chainsaws and rabid honey-badgers. But when you were in his presence you knew where you stood. He hated everyone equally. And he was hilarious when you threw stuff at him.

  • @thatasianguy1768
    @thatasianguy1768 Před 4 lety +53

    The blackest white guy, big terry teddy... yups

    • @Aden_III
      @Aden_III Před 3 lety +2

      Andy Alvarez the unnecessary racism in his vids is all cringe tbh

    • @benp9793
      @benp9793 Před 3 lety

      @@Aden_III It isn't racism.

    • @benp9793
      @benp9793 Před 3 lety

      @Andy Alvarez He's clearly a grown man. Unlike you, who's clearly under 18 and gets upset at sounds on the internet. Racism is having negative associations with a person or group of people based on racial characteristics. He clearly does not hate other races.

    • @Aden_III
      @Aden_III Před 3 lety

      Ben P The guy said “N*gger Cum” in the video. It’s racism. You are using dog whistles and you should stop

    • @Aden_III
      @Aden_III Před 3 lety +1

      Ben P It clearly shows that he holds blacks in negative esteem. That’s literally what it shows. Are you slow?

  • @nvmd8509
    @nvmd8509 Před 4 lety +1

    LETS GO 20 MINUTE MAJORKILL VIDEO

  • @secondarytrollaccount666
    @secondarytrollaccount666 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Konrad also ate humans on nostramo growing up. Since everyone there were murderers and rapists he gained memories of how to murder and rape kinda like astartes eating brains.

  • @BenjaminTheGreatUK
    @BenjaminTheGreatUK Před 4 lety +5

    I love how you say daddy. Wish I could find a man who called me it like that.

  • @whitegod9223
    @whitegod9223 Před 3 lety +6

    Damn imagine if gw found a great animator and animated a series of 40k

  • @ivanr9408
    @ivanr9408 Před rokem

    your sarcasm is funny af man, literally 40k lore is awesome but you make it even better.

  • @BeastieRaj
    @BeastieRaj Před 10 měsíci

    The Vulkan accent out of nowhere was so fucking hilarious!!

  • @artemisjones4383
    @artemisjones4383 Před 4 lety +16

    Where did he get the pictures for the second and eleventh primarchs?

    • @titanscerw
      @titanscerw Před 4 lety +10

      Shhh ... We dont talk about them!

  • @benmckenzie234
    @benmckenzie234 Před 4 lety +6

    I personally like to think that if Fulgrim landed on chogoris he would’ve been adopted by the king rather than the tribes due to how he turned out

  • @dkld6575
    @dkld6575 Před 2 lety +2

    If they ever make a movie about the primarchs Terry Crews needs to play Vulkan

  • @blackadder564
    @blackadder564 Před 3 lety +2

    VII: "It is I. Rogal Dorn." "The best offense is a good defense."

  • @1293ST
    @1293ST Před 4 lety +11

    All Primarchs should have some kind of beard. Imho the best thing Alfabusa did was to give Russ, Dorne etc. all beards.

    • @TheGhjgjgjgjgjg
      @TheGhjgjgjgjgjg Před 4 lety +1

      Yes,let's make them all neck beards

    • @Fanatic808
      @Fanatic808 Před 4 lety

      TheGhjgjgjgjgjg no only give magnus a neckbeard

  • @sweepingtime
    @sweepingtime Před 4 lety +3

    Always a video at bed time. My dreams are of the God Emperor.

  • @peterheinzo515
    @peterheinzo515 Před 3 lety

    going back to watch this, i have to say i like the more chill style of the olden times better than the rage mode you turned up lately.

  • @Sockenstuff
    @Sockenstuff Před 4 lety +1

    Thanks for the giggle, mate! I fucking needed it!

  • @samuraibear5102
    @samuraibear5102 Před 4 lety +3

    Your vulkan voice sounds like grim dark narrator

  • @gunnerbradley5282
    @gunnerbradley5282 Před 2 lety +4

    Honestly, I had tons of pity for Angron at first. But since watching these videos, I can only see a wretched story where both sides are at fault.

  • @ProfSir1
    @ProfSir1 Před 2 lety

    The man’s description of things had me rollin’

  • @Slap7481
    @Slap7481 Před 2 lety +1

    You land down under folks are a little disturbed upstairs

  • @bgcvetan
    @bgcvetan Před 4 lety +6

    Why did he colected them when he booted them out of the Imperial palace as infants ?

    • @Watcher-in-the-Dark
      @Watcher-in-the-Dark Před 4 lety +1

      @@InquisitorXarius You mean it was JUST the Chaos God's because idk what this Heretical Erda is.

    • @bgcvetan
      @bgcvetan Před 4 lety

      @The Jim Reaper™ Angron is the closest to Pokemon you're gonna get with those mass murder machines.

  • @deathstrike2073
    @deathstrike2073 Před 4 lety +10

    Hey majorkill were those actual canon portraits of the missing primarchs i want to know also will you do a video focusing on the missing primarchs or not plz respond to this

    • @majorkill
      @majorkill  Před 4 lety +7

      No those were from an artist who did fan commissions of them

    • @deathstrike2073
      @deathstrike2073 Před 4 lety +1

      @@majorkill thank you for letting me know keep up the incredible work man

  • @Burmmie
    @Burmmie Před 3 měsíci

    “M-Mortarion we need * burp * we need to conquer the galaxy Mortarion, wubba lubba dub dub!” - Big E.

  • @pistol0grip0pump
    @pistol0grip0pump Před 2 lety

    4:25 - " Hey!, that's not true, I don't overthink things! "

  • @Raffney
    @Raffney Před 3 lety +18

    Just wanna add to this vid that the Origin of the Alpha Legion was recently released with the primarch book Alpharius: Head Of The Hydra (2021)
    -Spoiler Warning-
    Turns out Alpharius was actually the first Primarch to be discovered all along. Even before Horus.
    In short, the emperor kept his discovery a secret and Alpharius hid himself between other Astartes Legionaires from that moment onward.
    He was btw secretly present when BigE found Horus and other primarchs.
    Later it was Alpharius who actually (and again secretly) found Omegon, his twin brother.
    To better understand their role in the Imperium they still kept their existence secret for the time.
    Only after the primarchs are all found they decided to reveal themselves via a typical Alpha Legion scheming.
    From that point onward it's the already known lore (with the supposed raider attack on Horus fleet). Only that they switched places. Omegon revealed himself as Alpharius to the wider Imperium and the true Alpharius kept his existence still a secret. He assumed the role of Omegon inside his legion without anyone knowing that he is actually the twin primarch and the original Alpharius.
    Another interesting thing is that Alpharius (the real one) was personally trained by Malcador for years. I personally tend to believe that he could indeed be secretly a loyalist after all. It would explain the weird behavings of the Alpha Legion during the heresy. One Primarch was traitor, and the other >secretly< loyalist.
    Therefore it was most likely in truth Omegon (still posing as Alpharius) who later faced Dorn during the Solar War.
    And in context of all this it seems no accident that he actually died during the heresy.
    TLDR; Alpharius is the first Primarch to be found and Omegon is officially the last.

  • @user-he3zc5so8r
    @user-he3zc5so8r Před 3 lety +3

    Jesus christ this is like a video from 2015

  • @LupercalRising
    @LupercalRising Před rokem

    The Emperor deserved his 10k years of agonising suffering for failing his beautiful perfect sons that did no wrong

  • @asneakylawngnome5792
    @asneakylawngnome5792 Před 3 lety

    I love coming back to finish watching your videos. As soon as it started my phone blares "PRE RAPE FULGRIM" and I turned my phone off till I got home. Lol.