Game Theory: How Deadly is Super Mario's Bullet Bill?

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Komentáře • 27K

  • @hekkensnatser
    @hekkensnatser Před 8 lety +5613

    How does a bullet bill even fly with such immensely slow speeds?

    • @whitepaws60
      @whitepaws60 Před 8 lety +278

      REASONS

    • @thejamman4070
      @thejamman4070 Před 8 lety +338

      Anti gravity technology.

    • @silverstones2797
      @silverstones2797 Před 8 lety +248

      video game logic

    • @The_Arisen
      @The_Arisen Před 8 lety +55

      well, I don't know how familiar you are with troll science, but you can clearly see that the gold banzai is spiralling. the side that rotates towards the earth is subject to the greatest gravitational pull. it uses gravity to increase it's rotational speed, and slingshot that force upward when it it rotates approximately 180 degrees. the slingshot effect provides just enough speed to counter gravity, thus allowing the Golden banzai to maintain it's altitude. (this a joke commented for comedic purposes. please don't take it seriously and/or be a d**k)

    • @jakelehn6679
      @jakelehn6679 Před 8 lety +15

      David Rose lol because that's how baby's are made

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta Před 10 lety +1732

    I vote we start calling bullet bills 'Leisurely Meandering Williams'

  • @sandsunderthetable.6625
    @sandsunderthetable.6625 Před 4 měsíci +69

    This was the first Matpat video I ever watched all the way back when it was new I’m happy he gets to be with his family but I’ll miss him

  • @bluefiremarkii
    @bluefiremarkii Před 4 lety +1438

    What about the Mario kart bullet bill? It actually moves fast for once~

  • @alexstuart4495
    @alexstuart4495 Před 7 lety +920

    can... can you teach my science class?

  • @maggiem7060
    @maggiem7060 Před 6 lety +751

    Mat is the only person who uses math they teach you in school

    • @sciencenerd9680
      @sciencenerd9680 Před 5 lety +7

      Well no. We use math everyday in our live
      For example: counting your money, measuring the day left
      before weekend, architects use math everyday,enginer use math everyday.
      The point is we use math and science everyday

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee Před 5 lety +15

      @@sciencenerd9680 He's saying the basic geometry, algebra, etc. that they teach you in school, not just everyday math.
      Engineers and Architects are more math-oriented careers as well, so you're kind of making a very one-sided point. In addition, those careers take a good chunk of time to get the education for, BECAUSE there is so much that goes into it.
      Other jobs and careers use less math, such as some call centers, cashiers rarely have to use math anymore due to technology, etc.
      If you want to make a point, please make sure it is in keeping with what is described to you by the initial poster, as well as presenting as level and fair an example list as possible.

    • @sciencenerd9680
      @sciencenerd9680 Před 5 lety +3

      ElysetheEevee you're saying that we don't use math everyday because of technology. But in my country(indonesia) we rarely have technology,so in any job, even an office boy have to use math. and about agebra and statistic , we (in indonesia) use them to keep track of our finances, so overall matpat is not the only one who use math everyday.

    • @R0Z3G0L6
      @R0Z3G0L6 Před 5 lety +3

      @@sciencenerd9680 oww....you both hurt my head.

    • @robbycooper6787
      @robbycooper6787 Před 5 lety +1

      now he uses meth and a board of executive producers

  • @noahd5545
    @noahd5545 Před 4 měsíci +50

    who else is revisiting some of their favorite theories now that matpat had announced he’s retiring

  • @LyviannaXIV
    @LyviannaXIV Před 5 lety +58

    5 Years ago, Matpat acting already was more convincing than any of the latest movies

  • @michaelschaefer-pham964
    @michaelschaefer-pham964 Před 8 lety +767

    it dosent matter if bullet bill would kill you in real life. in mario you can die by walking into a turtle

    • @everygameguy
      @everygameguy Před 8 lety +34

      Mario. He grows big by touching mushrooms, and he dies by touching mushrooms. Jeez Nintendo, decide if mushrooms are good or bad already

    • @asgth6147
      @asgth6147 Před 8 lety +2

      +EveryGameGuy/Akumation chestnuts*

    • @everygameguy
      @everygameguy Před 8 lety +4

      asgth th I was talking about Goombas. Chestnuts are the ones in Super Mario World

    • @asgth6147
      @asgth6147 Před 8 lety +4

      EveryGameGuy/Akumation scuse me but it is hard to remember the difference between goombas and galoombas

    • @carljones4179
      @carljones4179 Před 8 lety

      yes

  • @thejackman9000
    @thejackman9000 Před 9 lety +406

    He said at the beginning that we wouldn't be seeing Pewdiepie for the rest of the episode. Do me a favor and go to about 9:49 and look in the top right.

  • @pixelparasite829
    @pixelparasite829 Před 4 lety +23

    "Oh physics, you SO dirty!"
    ~MatPat 2014

  • @ryguy8924
    @ryguy8924 Před 4 měsíci +12

    Who else going back to the game theory videos they grew up with cause MatPat said he’s retiring

  • @lordbowser8662
    @lordbowser8662 Před 5 lety +865

    WHAT?! I WASTED ALL THAT MONEY FITTING USELESS BULLET BLASTERS INTO MY LEVELS?!

    • @IceCreamPalor
      @IceCreamPalor Před 5 lety +35

      Lord Bowser it’s ok it’s ok

    • @ruditheraven
      @ruditheraven Před 5 lety +62

      invest in bob ombs they are deadly af

    • @user-ud1qf4qn5o
      @user-ud1qf4qn5o Před 5 lety +33

      Wait the mushroom kingdom has its own currency? Cool. But who do you have for your insurance? I mean, falling into lava for like, *20 years* you’ll need a bunch of medical coverage. I’m thinking something like “yoshco”
      (Like geico, but with yoshi, so its infinitely better)

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 Před 5 lety +15

      Lord Bowser Hey, you’re still an amazing King and you have lots of money! How about putting Dry bones and hard enemies in world one?

    • @yahooplex6286
      @yahooplex6286 Před 5 lety +7

      You wasted so much that you had to use huge pencils as obstacles in super mario world

  • @daisyp9582
    @daisyp9582 Před 7 lety +149

    There are not enough comments expressing appreciation for Bullet Bill's many nicknames bestowed upon by MatPat

    • @iarexayne
      @iarexayne Před 7 lety +1

      I think he went a bit overboard with how many he gave

    • @iarexayne
      @iarexayne Před 7 lety +4

      And by that I mean, my friends and I made a drinking game of it and after Projectile Pete, two of them were done

    • @tymki
      @tymki Před 7 lety +1

      They are indeed glorious...

    • @C4_Anon
      @C4_Anon Před 7 lety +2

      That's because they're the worst nicknames I've ever heard in my entire life

    • @kinkylinky6244
      @kinkylinky6244 Před 7 lety

      Bullet Billy Mays

  • @MarcusVC
    @MarcusVC Před 4 lety +28

    11:25
    Ever heard about King bill.

    • @EpicTails
      @EpicTails Před 4 lety +3

      Lol that triggered me so hard

    • @aaphule
      @aaphule Před 3 lety +2

      Lol I felt that

  • @Devourer6594
    @Devourer6594 Před 4 lety +106

    In a few years, he will figure out that 3d Mario's TRUE HEIGHT is 5'1

  • @superawesomebros3084
    @superawesomebros3084 Před 6 lety +283

    0:02 when MatPat has to make an other FNaF video

  • @indg0205
    @indg0205 Před 7 lety +310

    _Well... I mean.. The bullets still Explode if we go by Galaxy logic... So there's that._

    • @infinitefuner7357
      @infinitefuner7357 Před 7 lety +2

      IѦℕ
      XD so all that math and research was for nothing?

    • @sterbuckscoffen1339
      @sterbuckscoffen1339 Před 7 lety

      InfiniteFuner that AND he forgot the bullets that would be twice that goldenbill's size. i don't remember it's name, but it's BIG.

    • @indg0205
      @indg0205 Před 7 lety

      Sterbucks Coffen
      _How about 3D world then? Or really any of the 3D games, now that I think about it._

    • @sterbuckscoffen1339
      @sterbuckscoffen1339 Před 7 lety +1

      IѦℕ best guess is this video was made on '14. maybe our gigantic bullet didnt exist. i know as well that 3d mario world wasnt even available that year.

    • @einarmar7445
      @einarmar7445 Před 7 lety +1

      then it is a high explosive shell

  • @dmitripilar2593
    @dmitripilar2593 Před rokem +17

    matpat: (lists of 3 different bullet bills)
    fat bullet bronzo destroying the stage its in: are you sure about that?

  • @shallow_night7046
    @shallow_night7046 Před rokem +57

    well after watching the mario movie we can confirm how deadly bullet bill is

  • @sellosqueez6278
    @sellosqueez6278 Před 7 lety +279

    You left out King Bill. He takes up the entire screen and is on fire

    • @justs_
      @justs_ Před 7 lety +6

      King Bill was not cannon...

    • @Baleish
      @Baleish Před 7 lety +26

      BUT HE IS A CANON

    • @timboh3376
      @timboh3376 Před 7 lety +2

      Ya king bill was not cannon

    • @sonicspead2647
      @sonicspead2647 Před 7 lety +1

      What games king bill from?

    • @vpjhuk7134
      @vpjhuk7134 Před 7 lety +2

      sonic ninja24 i have seen king bill in New Super Mario Bros. Wii and a early version of it seen in Super Mario World

  • @cylasbreakdown6140
    @cylasbreakdown6140 Před 5 lety +428

    How do they even stay airborne?

    • @joelklassen8350
      @joelklassen8350 Před 5 lety +45

      The same way there is a spiked turtle dragon kidnapping the human princess of a kingdom of mushroom people.

    • @Katlove687
      @Katlove687 Před 5 lety +6

      @Srikar Baru the same way a man eating venus flytrap can shoot fireballs at you

    • @RoseOnFire
      @RoseOnFire Před 5 lety +4

      @@Katlove687 how can a man eating a venus flytrap shoot fireballs at you?

    • @alittlebitd3ad
      @alittlebitd3ad Před 5 lety +4

      @@RoseOnFire The same way you and your brother got raised by a green, plump dinosaur, which your ride in and then ruthlessly make him plummet to his death for your own safety

    • @delighted6549
      @delighted6549 Před 4 lety +1

      How do you and your brother got raised by a green, plump dinosaur, which your ride in and then ruthlessly make him plummet to his death for your own safety?

  • @JuliaCV9
    @JuliaCV9 Před 4 lety +69

    Bullet bill: *[Exists]*
    Game Theory: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @cactuscreek5925
    @cactuscreek5925 Před 4 lety +17

    Bullet Bill: I can’t do ****!
    Bonzai Bill: Hold my be- oh wait we can’t do much...
    Golden Bonzai Bill: *Was that a challenge?*

    • @dustorm5012
      @dustorm5012 Před 3 lety

      Bob-omb: I love challenges!
      All bills: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

    • @aaphule
      @aaphule Před 3 lety +1

      King bill: YOU hold MY beer.

  • @SirLad
    @SirLad Před 10 lety +176

    Honestly it isn't the Bullets you should be looking at Matpat. It's Mario, think about it. He gets killed by Turtles, and Goombas just walking in to him. Either everything in the Mushroom Kingdom is covered in Poison, or Mario has Paper Skin and Glass Bones.

    • @jonathanmiller4188
      @jonathanmiller4188 Před 10 lety +21

      Good point. But Mario also takes no damage from falling. Not sure what that mean for Mario here, but possibly the same kind of force at any Newton would not kill Mario in a sense.

    • @SirLad
      @SirLad Před 10 lety +8

      Jonathan Miller Maybe he has Space Boots, or some kind of special boots. Which Is why he can only jump on things as well.

    • @jonathanmiller4188
      @jonathanmiller4188 Před 10 lety

      And by "same force" I mean falling force with velocity change and such

    • @moonfreak7797
      @moonfreak7797 Před 10 lety

      ***** also think,it`s a game so it wont be gta 5 or real life! I know hes Italian and has a job in real life but its A GAME!!!no offence or other arguments plz!

    • @BlitzStudioz
      @BlitzStudioz Před 10 lety +15

      Tristan Paton I like how you think gta is the equivalent to real life...
      I think you're on the wrong channel here, here we embrace arbitrary argument regarding video games for humour and knowledge, that's the whole point of these video...

  • @ldr6894
    @ldr6894 Před 6 lety +484

    This just passed its 4 year anniversary...
    Still one of my favorite episodes of Game Theory

  • @darthtrump9668
    @darthtrump9668 Před 5 lety +50

    Legend says bullet bill is still chasing matpat

  • @roninormandia8561
    @roninormandia8561 Před 4 lety +129

    "This is scarier than that husky girl from 7th grade" I felt that

    • @mainscript0334
      @mainscript0334 Před 3 lety +1

      @@bupcorn4136 Except it isn't body shaming

    • @memelescream4796
      @memelescream4796 Před 3 lety

      @@bupcorn4136 i mean depending on how its done it can def be funny. but also he might have just mean some weird girl who acted and insisted she was a dog

  • @insu_na
    @insu_na Před 9 lety +212

    Imagine my surprise when you said 390 000kg is 430 tons.
    After all, 1t = 1000kg. First I assumed you made a mistake, but I realized that you wouldn't make a mistake like that, so I googled and what did I find out? There's an American Ton and the Metric Ton as unit. Growing up with the metric system, I never even knew the Americans even had their own Ton unit... Thanks for the confusion, American measurement systems.

    • @IanLynxz
      @IanLynxz Před 9 lety +6

      Feel our pain!!!! Lol but seriously is there a need for two systems of measurement? It's like idgaf how much a foot is in the metric system I'm in the USA not Europe and Asia and Australia....

    • @CaveSpiderGaming11
      @CaveSpiderGaming11 Před 8 lety

      1 American ton = 2000 pounds. 1 kg = roughly 1.6 pounds.
      Hope this helps.

    • @donotwantgoogleplus2835
      @donotwantgoogleplus2835 Před 8 lety +1

      CaveSpiderGaming11 1 kg ~ 2.2 pounds. 2.20462, according to google.

    • @midnightskelly547
      @midnightskelly547 Před 8 lety +8

      No problem. Most scientists think it's as confusing as you do. We use metric in sciences over here, but MatPat wanted to dumb it down for us.

    • @jaebebifi
      @jaebebifi Před 8 lety

      d3rrial As an australian I completely agree. P.S. Go back to 9:48 to 9:49

  • @TheBluePhoenix008
    @TheBluePhoenix008 Před 5 lety +395

    Rip Ronnie. You will be missed😢
    For those who don't understand: czcams.com/video/cWTEE4SkCLY/video.html

    • @gladiator951
      @gladiator951 Před 5 lety +5

      The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer wait wat?

    • @lizzib2705
      @lizzib2705 Před 5 lety +16

      @@gladiator951 yeah Ronnie has passed away since this video came out.

    • @FckyouDominic
      @FckyouDominic Před 4 lety +5

      Who's ronnie

    • @sethtucker3714
      @sethtucker3714 Před 4 lety +4

      Who is Ronnie

    • @sniperturtle807
      @sniperturtle807 Před 4 lety +18

      For all of your who don't know, Ronnie was a great person who worked with Mat on his CZcams career. He sadly passed away due to hard struggles. He was a great person and has a playlist on the channel. Rip Ronnie, you will always be remembered in our hearts

  • @TaraYourArmOff
    @TaraYourArmOff Před 8 měsíci +3

    8:49 him saying “Markiplying” instead of “multiplying “ took me out 😂

  • @mikeharris5508
    @mikeharris5508 Před 4 lety +22

    Matpat... You missed one small thing... Or one behemoth sized thing...
    Drum roll please
    *drum roll sfx*
    The king bill

  • @Thatsaspicymemeball
    @Thatsaspicymemeball Před 8 lety +219

    from 0:00 to 0:18 put on subtitles Thank me later.

  • @xverzerker8036
    @xverzerker8036 Před 8 lety +182

    Name: Fapp
    What it is:Applied Force
    mmmmm

  • @lapitcs
    @lapitcs Před 4 měsíci +4

    This was the first video I watched by game theory, such a classic
    I always love the beginning still

  • @chickensupplier8035
    @chickensupplier8035 Před 4 lety +10

    2:05 "I am a giant squid of anger!" What a deep, insightful line

  • @bystandrr
    @bystandrr Před 5 lety +515

    That intro cured my depression

    • @sansictheskelehog7107
      @sansictheskelehog7107 Před 4 lety +6

      Yay

    • @hilacopter4023
      @hilacopter4023 Před 4 lety

      Me 2

    • @hilacopter4023
      @hilacopter4023 Před 4 lety +3

      BUT I AM STILL DEPRESSED BECAUSE I CANNOT CELEBRATE MY BAT MITZVAH WHICH IS TODAY BECAUSE OF THE DISEASE THAT MUST NOT BE NAMED! 😭

    • @kitanaisoffensive
      @kitanaisoffensive Před 4 lety +1

      Flerken chan r/nobodyasked

    • @hilacopter4023
      @hilacopter4023 Před 4 lety

      FINE, I GUESS IT'S NOT THAT BAD TO MISS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE NEVER BEING ABLE TO CELEBRATE IT AGAIN!

  • @somedot
    @somedot Před 5 lety +45

    4:00
    Odyssey?
    “Super Mario RPG!”
    *oh wait the game wasn’t out*

  • @niallclement1094
    @niallclement1094 Před 10 měsíci +3

    the intro is legendary

  • @KentonTheKnight
    @KentonTheKnight Před měsícem +3

    Nice returning to classic matpat, and the first game theory I ever watched.
    I still often find myself saying Bullet Billy Bob Thornton.

  • @murfconnor6387
    @murfconnor6387 Před 6 lety +313

    0:01 We see Matt's community theater experience at work.

  • @bflat5274
    @bflat5274 Před 7 lety +231

    Mom: Get for CZcams, or at least watch something educational!
    Me: Ok (turns on game theory)
    Mom: That's video games! I said educational!
    Me: (shows her video)
    She's now addicted to Game Theory #IWin

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 Před 7 lety +2

      B Flat fantastic

    • @appleappington7346
      @appleappington7346 Před 7 lety +4

      B Flat #kidsarealwaysright

    • @aaronrivera7915
      @aaronrivera7915 Před 7 lety +1

      B Flat What if I told you that this theory is easily debunked with the 3d games logic. (The bullet bills in those games explode!) Also she might be offended by the boob episode.

    • @SuperNuclearBoss
      @SuperNuclearBoss Před 7 lety

      B Flat #YouWinAtLifeYouLittleFartBFlatYou

    • @kyyomilo
      @kyyomilo Před 7 lety +7

      B Flat
      WITHOUT MUSIC MY LIFE WOULD B FLAT!
      can you tell I'm a band nerd

  • @bakrobertjohnston4889
    @bakrobertjohnston4889 Před 4 lety +50

    A bullet going slower than a snail that’s also very easy to see
    That might not be deadly

    • @TheDiplomatAflame
      @TheDiplomatAflame Před 3 lety +1

      Mario also can jump on it to make it fall... That's don't deserve be called a bullet, it a metal blind fly

    • @bluewhalestudioblenderanim1132
      @bluewhalestudioblenderanim1132 Před rokem

      real missile: ZOOOOOOM rapidly accelerates
      bullet bill: what even is momentum ? . . . why does it make things go so quickly ?

  • @tomanderson558
    @tomanderson558 Před 8 lety +192

    9:49
    You said pewdiepie wouldn't be back for the rest of the video.
    YOU LIED!

  • @shadowthepikmen
    @shadowthepikmen Před 10 lety +28

    I love to see a Game Theory about FLUDD, im kind of curious about how powerful the water coming out of the nozzle would be be able to lift an adult, and then you have to think about what kind of effect being sprayed with that would do to a living creature

  • @galladegamerletsplays
    @galladegamerletsplays Před 2 měsíci +1

    This was the very first game theory video I had ever watched. When I first watched it I had no idea how big of an impact this would have on my life.

  • @pokyturnip
    @pokyturnip Před 3 lety +2

    7 years ago wow still going strong

  • @jdurand121
    @jdurand121 Před 7 lety +128

    What about King Bills?

    • @AdamAnouer
      @AdamAnouer Před 7 lety +8

      It'd be like like being hit by one of those massive bouncy castle slides. It might hurt but you'd be up within seconds.

    • @elykdanger
      @elykdanger Před 7 lety +1

      Probly same as bonsai

    • @failedconnect32
      @failedconnect32 Před 7 lety +1

      King bills are on fire and massive

    • @elykdanger
      @elykdanger Před 7 lety +1

      Yeah exactly, but would mario go with it and melt, or go splat?

  • @thomaswinfrey2749
    @thomaswinfrey2749 Před 10 lety +127

    Matt i have a question. How strong is a falcon punch? Even though it looks strong it may not be. Take the SSBB as a jumpoff.

    • @pgrankin1
      @pgrankin1 Před 10 lety +21

      That's a great idea for a video

    • @GameTheory
      @GameTheory  Před 10 lety +73

      YES!!! This is brilliant. This will DEFINITELY become a theory :)

    • @aaronricard6186
      @aaronricard6186 Před 10 lety

      YES

    • @IgnaxBoii
      @IgnaxBoii Před 10 lety

      Great idea! :)

    • @Lunacriz
      @Lunacriz Před 10 lety

      The Game Theorists 2 millions theorists subs special !! ← either before or after this ^_^

  • @codiefether9198
    @codiefether9198 Před 4 měsíci +3

    We will miss you matpat

  • @screamingcat4365
    @screamingcat4365 Před 3 lety +4

    5:19
    Zero to hero *(very fast)* in no time flat *(and now you're flat!)*
    Sorry, couldn't help it.

  • @TheRealFallingFist
    @TheRealFallingFist Před 10 lety +56

    If you're an adult, you can take two hits from a Bullet Bill.
    If you're a kid, you can take one.
    We didn't need a video about this.

    • @Krypent
      @Krypent Před 10 lety +1

      Yeah but he saw it on a reddit post. So why not?

    • @ahtech1990
      @ahtech1990 Před 10 lety

      You do if you make money off these videos. Like he does.

    • @EricLeafericson
      @EricLeafericson Před 10 lety +8

      So, small Mario is a child? That makes all the times he saves the Princess on half-health questionable...

    • @billdonoso2000
      @billdonoso2000 Před 10 lety +2

      However he wished to make the video to see just how much damage each hit did. It's a theory btw... a game theory.

    • @Bdog8meh
      @Bdog8meh Před 10 lety

      You clearly don't get the point of Game Theory. He doesn't take into account of what actually happens to the player in the game when hit

  • @viviannoah8039
    @viviannoah8039 Před 8 lety +247

    "This is scarier than that husky girl in seventh grade gym class!!!"
    Nice MatPat Nice

  • @Hadeopelago
    @Hadeopelago Před 2 lety +2

    This video, made so long ago, is the video that first introduced me to this channel years ago. Thank you for making this wonderful nostalgia trip and video packed with jokes that I can only understand now.

  • @mikeyhalton8015
    @mikeyhalton8015 Před 5 lety +3

    This just passed its 5 year anniversary
    Still one of my favourite game theory episodes

  • @redy2098
    @redy2098 Před 6 lety +195

    3:59 when you are watching this in 2017 and saying odeysey but then you take a look at realise date of this video. :(
    Edit:*odyssey *Release *2018 and Super Mario Maker.

  • @Barnacules
    @Barnacules Před 10 lety +40

    5:58 - You had me at Fapp-U :P

    • @MrAdam0008
      @MrAdam0008 Před 9 lety +6

      Lol Jerry I see you practically everywhere. Love your videos BTW :)

    • @ItsartoTV
      @ItsartoTV Před 10 měsíci +1

      Hi

  • @ninjaskeletronix3135
    @ninjaskeletronix3135 Před 4 lety +8

    King bill: Hey what about me?

  • @MatthewVaras
    @MatthewVaras Před 2 lety +1

    I haven't seen that flash video 1:40 in years, thank you for the flashback!

  • @Ziiiiiee
    @Ziiiiiee Před 5 lety +37

    Friend: "how many bill puns can he make in this episode?"
    Me: "too many..."

  • @elianwilliams
    @elianwilliams Před 6 lety +352

    I wonder what BabyPat will think when he eventually sees this intro

  • @Fan-imator
    @Fan-imator Před rokem +3

    I remember nothing but that intro from my childhood and coming back to this doesn’t make me regret a thing.

  • @prophethades3285
    @prophethades3285 Před 4 lety

    This was my first game theory episode I ever watched and it was when it was first uploaded and it’s still such a good watch

  • @Valientherox
    @Valientherox Před 10 lety +18

    If a Banzai Bill moves at roughly 17 MPH, and Mario can outrun them, that means he can run at around 18+ MPH. Considering the average short distance sprint for a human is between 12-15 MPH, and that Mario can hold his speed over a virtually infinite distance, it looks like Mario should start entering in some races.

    • @DoABarrelRol1l
      @DoABarrelRol1l Před 10 lety +5

      I'm sure he has with all those hobbies of his.

    • @dankayur2910
      @dankayur2910 Před 10 lety +17

      Dude's already in the Olympics, what more do you want?

  • @John-ek6ts
    @John-ek6ts Před 7 lety +304

    What a blast to the past

    • @weirdogirl1012
      @weirdogirl1012 Před 6 lety

      Derp Productions ikr...

    • @alexanderpape7024
      @alexanderpape7024 Před 6 lety

      Back to when MatPat did theories he was good at (AKA, not lore theories)

    • @rjd-kh8et
      @rjd-kh8et Před 6 lety

      Derp Productions This isn't a blast to the past; check his 2011 theories for that.

    • @fancrew2525
      @fancrew2525 Před 6 lety

      New matpat better

    • @cato3277
      @cato3277 Před 6 lety

      Derp Productions and it’s better than new matpat

  • @BeeMajor
    @BeeMajor Před 2 lety +1

    I love watching Retro Game Theory! Almost 8 years old for this video!!! I love this episode…a true classic in my eyes

  • @Chuusuisetsujojutsu
    @Chuusuisetsujojutsu Před 4 lety +4

    That volume joke was legendary! 😂

  • @chloebrammer1928
    @chloebrammer1928 Před 8 lety +121

    I came in like a bullet ball

  • @jackiemorales5208
    @jackiemorales5208 Před 6 lety +266

    i wish u could be my math teacher

    • @jenniferyoung1236
      @jenniferyoung1236 Před 5 lety +1

      I haven't been able to get the best way of life fns me too

    • @chrisrhodes4124
      @chrisrhodes4124 Před 5 lety +7

      Oh I wish he was my math teacher, heck who doesn't?

    • @ellamurray9272
      @ellamurray9272 Před 5 lety +2

      He would be best math teacher

    • @MrSmileyFaceGames
      @MrSmileyFaceGames Před 5 lety +6

      "Welcome to Matpats Math class! I hope you all brought your video games and the notes from yesterday "

    • @Spegrogy
      @Spegrogy Před 5 lety

      I haven't been able to get the best way of life fns yeah even though my math teacher is hot

  • @jackquinn9933
    @jackquinn9933 Před 3 lety

    I remember watching this the day you posted it, proud to see how far this channel has come

  • @anzaca1
    @anzaca1 Před 2 lety +3

    1:44 Given the clearly low speed of Bullet Bill, I think we can safely ignore aerodynamic drag.

  • @Durden334
    @Durden334 Před 8 lety +882

    I learn more maths here than in the school :v

  • @MrJmanrey
    @MrJmanrey Před 10 lety +73

    Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... Maybe... I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

    • @hydra7094
      @hydra7094 Před 10 lety

      neo just saying

    • @DerpiousHerpious
      @DerpiousHerpious Před 10 lety +18

      Three replies,
      TEAM FORTRESS 3 CONFIRMED

    • @MrSeedofTheBlock
      @MrSeedofTheBlock Před 10 lety +1

      Derpious Herpious 4 replies... HL4 CONFIRMED

    • @oatsthegod
      @oatsthegod Před 10 lety +2

      5 replies ... Left 4 Dead 5 confirmed

    • @Som1.
      @Som1. Před 10 lety

      ***** 7 comments bo7 confirmed

  • @gablava9099
    @gablava9099 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Watching these older episodes makes me realize just how dirty he was back then

  • @rentzbros6281
    @rentzbros6281 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This was the first game theory video I ever watched, thank you MatPat for ruining my childhood like no one else could

  • @novamondal7339
    @novamondal7339 Před 6 lety +142

    Fun Fact: Cannons on ships weren’t called cannons, they were called guns. They were only called cannons when they were used on land. Ships=guns, land=cannons.

  • @AAC-qd2vn
    @AAC-qd2vn Před 7 lety +259

    Did anyone else notice he said Markiplying?

  • @picklebrandy3937
    @picklebrandy3937 Před 4 lety +7

    Dude You forgot to mention king bill there litterly bigger than a house

  • @WilliamTheLonelyRobot2
    @WilliamTheLonelyRobot2 Před 4 měsíci +2

    This episode should be remade due to Luigi leaking mario’s height

  • @FGEddie
    @FGEddie Před 7 lety +104

    What about the Massive bansai bill in new super Mario Bros Wii?

    • @spectern
      @spectern Před 7 lety +2

      Also, MatPat forgot about the Torpedo Teds. I know that it's not a "Bill", but it's still a bullet-like projectile.

    • @rffrice
      @rffrice Před 7 lety +1

      Edson Arevalo and Mario world

  • @kornelkorczewski224
    @kornelkorczewski224 Před 7 lety +167

    8:49... You had to Markiplier that?

  • @AlisaZhang-cs2sc
    @AlisaZhang-cs2sc Před 3 měsíci +2

    Rewatching MattPat's old videos now that he's leaving 😢

  • @hopenguy
    @hopenguy Před 4 lety

    Imma be honest, every time I’m confused about physics (especially because I’m actually in physics class rn) I always go back to this video to get a better understanding of forces, acceleration and velocity, so thanks Pat

  • @Alex-02
    @Alex-02 Před 6 lety +168

    I know im way to late but what about the larger “bills” that almost covers the whole screen in the last course of New super mario bros Wii
    EDIT: For everyone that says he covered these in the video:
    Please read this properly: I have watched the entire video and he doesn’t cover them.
    To clarify:
    First we have bullet bills, they are just the standard ones
    Then we have the banzai bills, they are bigger but does NOT almost cover the screen and yes he covered those in the video
    Then he also covered the golden banzai bills which apparently are a little bigger than the banzai bills and made out of gold (duh)
    The ones I’m talking about are way bigger than any of the others. I don’t know the name of them but someone in the thread said that they’re called “king bills”. They only appear once: On the last course of NSMBWii
    I hope you now understand what I’m talking about
    Also; Check out the eight comment from “frostflight” he put a link to a picture from that course showing the “very-big-bill”

    • @Alex-02
      @Alex-02 Před 6 lety +6

      The Wanderer but its way bigger than the one in the video

    • @stephannemoorehead9483
      @stephannemoorehead9483 Před 6 lety +2

      It's king bill

    • @Alex-02
      @Alex-02 Před 6 lety +1

      Mr. Creeper thanks

    • @MapleCraftt
      @MapleCraftt Před 6 lety +3

      Alex 02 it’s called the Banzai Bill

    • @Alex-02
      @Alex-02 Před 6 lety +1

      RobloxiCraft :D Im not an expert but according to mr creeper they’re called king bills... Tho you gotta admit that they’re bigger than normal banzaibills

  • @ErickFooty
    @ErickFooty Před 8 lety +111

    What about Mario Kart? The Bullet is ALOT bigger and faster

    • @SparshAgrawal44K
      @SparshAgrawal44K Před 8 lety +1

      Yah that's what i was wondering

    • @ballsssssss
      @ballsssssss Před 8 lety +1

      It's a spinoff game

    • @ryansemple3830
      @ryansemple3830 Před 8 lety +1

      Mat you could just look at how fast the bullet is going and even if the bullet is smaller, it would still penetrate more than a slow, heavy, giant bullet. I go to shooting ranges and that's just things you pick up

    • @dosedomedoam7552
      @dosedomedoam7552 Před 8 lety +2

      +Carter Hollis Mario kart isn't a spin off game it's a real Nintendo game

    • @phitz2503
      @phitz2503 Před 8 lety

      That's what I thought

  • @rdjpro7915
    @rdjpro7915 Před 4 lety +4

    Mat: Fapp is going to hurt
    Me: Is that a threat?

  • @marianasprouse5000
    @marianasprouse5000 Před rokem +1

    Can we just honor this man for having basically the same gt intro song for 8 years

  • @ev342
    @ev342 Před 7 lety +614

    Can we make "Oh physics, you're so dirty" a meme?

  • @goobacca5125
    @goobacca5125 Před 7 lety +147

    Dear Lord, the puns! Think about the Children MattPatt!!

  • @watinc.9918
    @watinc.9918 Před 4 lety +3

    12:09
    That’s an expensive bullet

  • @ariamentio
    @ariamentio Před 2 lety +2

    MatPat really putting his theater experience to use with that intro, a multiple-Oscar-worthy performance

  • @genisay
    @genisay Před 10 lety +39

    Ah, the ridiculousness of cartoon video game enemies. XD If you don't dodge it, it will kill you, even if it shouldn't be able too.

  • @SPRWinchester
    @SPRWinchester Před 6 lety +108

    2018 MatPat: You can't act, MatPat of 2014.
    *Does same intro in 2018*

  • @shou_ga_nai
    @shou_ga_nai Před 3 lety +1

    i do believe this is the first ever game theory video ive EVER watched.... why have i been around for so long

  • @dustwarewolf5532
    @dustwarewolf5532 Před 4 lety +5

    "ALL OF MY CHILDREN ARE DEAD JERRY, because of your shoddy craftsmanship."

  • @grapz2245
    @grapz2245 Před 10 lety +77

    With all this said, i want to know... What about the MARIO CART bills? SURELY those do some damage, seeing as they are twice as big as Mario and traveling at Insane speeds...(compared to go-carts). Id like to see a small side-video with this in it.

    • @nader50752
      @nader50752 Před 10 lety +12

      Great idea

    • @coolguy5772
      @coolguy5772 Před 10 lety +1

      Well if you get hit by that I'm pretty sure you're dead...

    • @_Ikelos
      @_Ikelos Před 10 lety

      Are the mario carts games considered canon though? :\

    • @ryanpage5690
      @ryanpage5690 Před 10 lety +1

      entomio93 they dont have to be

    • @blueveins3238
      @blueveins3238 Před 10 lety

      The MarioCart bills would be considered a different object altogether. Those are much more amazing, considering that a huge turtle-monster and his go-cart could fit inside one together.

  • @noobte9756
    @noobte9756 Před 6 lety +57

    8:48 "markiplieing"

  • @Ardenzard
    @Ardenzard Před 2 lety +1

    3:58 I was thinking either super mario RPG as my main guess and then paper mario the thousand year door for my second guess but I realized that paper mario is a completely separate entity to both of them.

  • @waydenwee3648
    @waydenwee3648 Před 4 lety +1

    I just want to say, amazing acting skills for the intro

  • @GoldGloves210
    @GoldGloves210 Před 10 lety +11

    Best part of the show: Say "Hi" Ronnie!... "I quit" (even better than "No..." from last time lol