Game Theory: Why Mario Kart 8 is Mario's DEADLIEST Game!

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    I've done PLENTY of dark theories on the Mario franchise, from Super Mario being a sociopath to Princess Peach being the dead mother of Rosalina and beyond. But today, I've uncovered the most dangerous game in the Mario canon -- Mario Kart! Mario Kart 8! Well, specifically Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I did the math, and the devastation those fun little Mario Karts deliver is something to truly fear. So hop in and buckle your seatbelts, because this is going to be one crazy Mario Kart adventure!
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  • @GameTheory
    @GameTheory  Před 7 lety +24015

    My bad: 5'11'' actually equals 180 cm...but NO FEAR! I did all the speed calculations in Standard first, then converted each result back to metric, so although I misspoke in that one moment about the height conversion, the rest of the stats should all be right!
    Like I said, I'm stupid imperialist scum with a dumb measurement system :)

  • @laurenjones8196
    @laurenjones8196 Před 7 lety +4357

    Good lord... If Mario is nearly 6 feet tall, then how tall is Luigi? Peach? *Bowser*? *Waluigi*??? Out of the whole bunch, Mario is practically the *shortest*. What is this world of giants???

    • @williamlopez5217
      @williamlopez5217 Před 7 lety +432

      And then imagine all those people from Mario Odyssey and their height.

    • @CarIncompetent
      @CarIncompetent Před 7 lety +82

      Madame Jelly we have found the Titan shifters. (AOT and Super Mario Bros Wii reference)

    • @Shadowthehedgehogfa
      @Shadowthehedgehogfa Před 7 lety +101

      Luigi would be around 6'4 then. Bowser?.. 7 feet probably.

    • @alx3449
      @alx3449 Před 7 lety +105

      Listen, Wario is like, 10 feet according to game theory

    • @laurenjones8196
      @laurenjones8196 Před 7 lety +29

      Al X Wario? Or Waluigi? Cuz Wario is just about as tall as Mario

  • @darth_macho2237
    @darth_macho2237 Před 7 lety +6249

    Don't go to MatPat's house. He'll measure you.

  • @fiftyseven57575
    @fiftyseven57575 Před 3 lety +910

    Nintendo: doesn't render seatbelts on the characters
    MatPat: I'm about to end this man's whole career

    • @Atlessa
      @Atlessa Před 2 lety +25

      I wonder about that... are seat belts really mandatory in KARTS? Because all the kart tracks I've ever been to didn't have seatbelts. What they did have though is helmets being mandatory which are missing in Mario Kart as well so... hmm...

    • @beanhugs412
      @beanhugs412 Před 2 lety +4

      WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @zoeyzhao2041
      @zoeyzhao2041 Před rokem +1

      Yup his career is up to an end

    • @TheHenirik
      @TheHenirik Před rokem +6

      @@Atlessa in cart racing you have suits and helmets, like in bike racing. a seatbelt in a open vehicle would increase risk quite a bit, imagine being strapped to the top of a rolling vehicle instead of sliding away from it

    • @dylanhodgson7605
      @dylanhodgson7605 Před rokem +2

      @@Atlessa even if they aren’t required in Karts they are in cars like the GLA

  • @psychopathicminds48
    @psychopathicminds48 Před 3 lety +176

    Can we just thank Matpat for giving us the fastest vehicle answers to always win? That is mad respect

    • @thetommeister4121
      @thetommeister4121 Před rokem +3

      speed isn't the most important stat

    • @arcfurrie4856
      @arcfurrie4856 Před rokem +3

      Speed is actually least important. The most important stat is the hidden stat of Mini-turbo

    • @kipechawolfeortiz8791
      @kipechawolfeortiz8791 Před rokem +2

      If u think u only need speed to beat a pro in mario kart..... You have MUCH TO LEARN

    • @hunterneitzel3012
      @hunterneitzel3012 Před rokem +4

      In Mario kart 8 deluxe, a fully charged mini turbo on a high mini turbo vehicle like the biddybuggy(NTSC name)/buggybud(pal name) with roller wheels (which mat mistook for the cheep charger, a small class kart for baby characters and other lightweights from Mario kart Wii) is faster than the fastest speed based vehicle in Mario kart 8 deluxe when coming out of a tight corner. Because of it, the biddybuggy is too slow on long straightaways, but crazy fast when coming out of a sharp corners. That's why almost every world record I've seen in Mario kart 8 deluxe uses the biddybuggy with rollers or wiggler with rollers, and a heavyweight character like waluigi. If it was the same way in Mario kart Wii, not altering any vehicle stats, then dry bones on the bullet bike would be meta, because they happen to have the best mini turbo stat in game, as well as a high speed stat and inside drift, making them ideal for default Mario kart Wii. in Mario kart 8 deluxe, this is not true, as all speed based combos in Mario kart 8 deluxe have terrible mini turbo stats and inside drift had been replaced with the less reliable hybrid drift.

    • @jessefaria4581
      @jessefaria4581 Před rokem +1

      exactly

  • @Nin10dosegaclash
    @Nin10dosegaclash Před 7 lety +1609

    Conspiracy Theory: MatPat is really just a sentient Diet Coke can underneath all that skin

    • @Michael30502
      @Michael30502 Před 7 lety +27

      Cannibalism much?

    • @mikejohnstonbob935
      @mikejohnstonbob935 Před 7 lety +34

      but that's just a theory. a conspiracy theory!

    • @lunaborea
      @lunaborea Před 7 lety +26

      Nah his blood is Diet Coke and his heart is the can and his brain IS COCA COLA ITSELF.

    • @ungrouthsworth9766
      @ungrouthsworth9766 Před 7 lety +4

      LuigiMustache I'm trying to grow my channel, please show support and love

    • @dcasey714
      @dcasey714 Před 7 lety +3

      CornGamerTV Don't advertise on other people's videos.

  • @cartoonmaster2401
    @cartoonmaster2401 Před 4 lety +2193

    "They're riding without wearing a seatbelt"
    *TheOdd1sOut has left the chat*

  • @cosmicpeye
    @cosmicpeye Před 3 lety +643

    Collect your “being a single child isn’t as fun as it looks” ticket here

  • @zainveit4650
    @zainveit4650 Před 2 lety +99

    the fact he yells "NO WAY NO WAY"
    when he gets 5'11" as marios official height in real time is just
    too wholesome

    • @gemmakelly563
      @gemmakelly563 Před rokem +7

      Okay that’s annoying me though, he said that Mario is 155cm but is also 5”11, I’m 168cm and I’m 5”5 help with math plz

    • @-alovelygaycat-
      @-alovelygaycat- Před rokem +5

      @@gemmakelly563
      He effed up the math. 155 is about 5’1.

    • @zerotheinsomniac3272
      @zerotheinsomniac3272 Před rokem +3

      @@gemmakelly563 he wrote in a comment that he messed it up, instead correcting it to 180cm after the fact

  • @PieOfCthulhu
    @PieOfCthulhu Před 7 lety +3691

    So, let's gather up all these theories.
    • Mario is a communist, animal-abusing adulterer and psycopath, and presumably responsible for starting Mario Kart, a deadly kart-based sport. He would also win three bronze medals (long jump, high jump, and triple jump) at the olympic games.
    • Luigi is a multi-millionaire, who apparently has a strong admiration for his abusive brother, but actually hates him a lot. He also secretly loves Peach, who he eventually runs away and has a daughter with. He would win two silver medals (long jump, triple jump) and one gold medal (high jump) at the olympic games.
    • Peach has mental issues, and intentionally spread a fungal plague in order to create her subservient kingdom. She is also the mother of Rosalina, and is dead in at least one timeline. On top of this, she would win two gold medals (long jump, triple jump) and one silver medal (high jump) at the olympic games.
    • Bowser is a mentally-scarred orphan who is trying to give the koopalings the family that he never had, while also trying to combat the fungal plague which overthrew the goombas.
    • The toads are a race of hostile funguses who took over the home of the goombas and serve Peach, the one who let them spread.
    • Rosalina was born to a princess cheating on her lover and the rich brother of that princess' lover.
    • Wario is a 10-foot-tall farting behemoth.
    • Yoshi was racially profiled at the olympic games.
    • All of the above, plus some others, are participants in Mario Kart, the aforementioned deadly kart sport.

    • @voiceofreason467
      @voiceofreason467 Před 7 lety +153

      Which btw... is even more proof that Matpat is clearly fucked in the head when it comes to these theories. That said... Mario isn't a Communist. That was a literal gag episode.

    • @ZackeryCochran
      @ZackeryCochran Před 7 lety +44

      PieOfCthulhu your comment was very helpful.

    • @utloversanspaptoriifriskch8526
      @utloversanspaptoriifriskch8526 Před 6 lety +18

      PieOfCthulhu you expect me to *READ* that

    • @PieOfCthulhu
      @PieOfCthulhu Před 6 lety +92

      Do you except me to read your username?

    • @miascat3836
      @miascat3836 Před 6 lety +5

      PieOfCthulhu

  • @teamprimarina
    @teamprimarina Před 3 lety +1673

    Mario characters after hitting a wall: “tis but a scratch“

  • @juliacortez5516
    @juliacortez5516 Před 3 lety +37

    Imagine how deadly any other racing game is, whether made up or real.

  • @JT_Lich
    @JT_Lich Před 3 lety +9

    " "peachy's got it" ... I'm still manly"
    Oh, we're not doubting that. We're just gonn ashow Ollie when they're old enough to understand humour and embarrassment.

  • @itsrhyguy8932
    @itsrhyguy8932 Před 3 lety +1644

    I like how matpat went insane halfway through the video after talking about the baby racers

    • @mr.ocelotguy8995
      @mr.ocelotguy8995 Před 3 lety +10

      like austin

    • @callmeanon660
      @callmeanon660 Před 3 lety +45

      I mean like, BABYS, WITHOUT SEAT BELTS, IN PLACES INCLUDING THE FIRE AND LAVA FILLED PLACE KNOWN AS BOWSERS CASTLE

    • @rubyfire7211
      @rubyfire7211 Před 3 lety +3

      Yea it was SO funny!😂

    • @matthewwriter9539
      @matthewwriter9539 Před 2 lety +3

      ...actually I think he went insane halfway through the second episode.

    • @taz3rgamer247
      @taz3rgamer247 Před 2 lety +1

      Fact: I am as tall as Mario

  • @pbmmiles
    @pbmmiles Před 5 lety +1009

    MatPat: let’s think logically here
    Talks about babies driving

    • @MAML_
      @MAML_ Před 4 lety +19

      No, sorry, nintendo did that

    • @musicalhistory4392
      @musicalhistory4392 Před 4 lety +4

      I didn't even know that was in Mariokart, that is a bad decision to throw into the game, considering it has children wondering if they can drive.

    • @jacob414
      @jacob414 Před 4 lety +1

      Musical History k

    • @michellenguyen6134
      @michellenguyen6134 Před 4 lety

      me: lets talk about why u shouldnt let babies drive and also u getting a fine or somethimg

  • @gigachad3689
    @gigachad3689 Před 2 lety +11

    Not only has he made mario a lot scarier, he also made the best setup in mario kart for us! (9:25)

  • @THENVMBERX
    @THENVMBERX Před 2 lety +7

    “Wanna know what it’s like running into a wall at 100 MPH?”
    R.I.P Dale Earnhardt...

  • @illegalsandwich5
    @illegalsandwich5 Před 4 lety +455

    My brain: did you watch it?
    Me: yes...
    My brain: what did it cost you?
    Me: My childhood

  • @Zeg_VT
    @Zeg_VT Před 7 lety +2209

    The loophole is probably that the characters are not in the real world, so the federal laws of any country do not apply to them in any way.

    • @Kyle_116
      @Kyle_116 Před 7 lety +38

      Zegorykz Loopholes (imo) are that it isn't a real world scenario and it isn't a car ad.

    • @venti7138
      @venti7138 Před 7 lety +20

      Zegorykz XD and yet Mercedes cars *do* exist

    • @NYARDEETS
      @NYARDEETS Před 7 lety +24

      maybe its cuz theyre using go-carts :P

    • @mad-counter7393
      @mad-counter7393 Před 7 lety +4

      Take out probably and you'll be right

    • @kalomnyxonyx3511
      @kalomnyxonyx3511 Před 7 lety +42

      Zegorykz I'm not a legal expert, but I think the fact that the cars are on a smaller scale/used for karting may have something to do with that too.

  • @areallycleverusername4567
    @areallycleverusername4567 Před 3 lety +12

    *WAIT WAIT WAIT*
    So, MatPat says that Mario is 5”11 here, right? I went online and checked out a few sites, and Link from Ocarina of Time in his adult form is 5”7. I feel like I need to point out the fact that *MARIO IS TALLER THAN LINK*.

  • @blacksheep5105
    @blacksheep5105 Před 2 lety +3

    matpat: 128 km/ 80 miles per hour, damn that's hella fast
    germans on the autobahn: pathetic, look what they have to do, to mimic a fraction of our power

  • @Plaegu
    @Plaegu Před 7 lety +2461

    Theory idea: What is Rainbow road actually made of?

    • @ladygreenwithenvy
      @ladygreenwithenvy Před 7 lety +197

      The Plague Doctor Drugs I believe

    • @Plaegu
      @Plaegu Před 7 lety +20

      Supervictory107 😂😂😂

    • @Cometstarlight
      @Cometstarlight Před 7 lety +306

      Skittles. That way when you slam into the road, you can literally taste the rainbow.

    • @Plaegu
      @Plaegu Před 7 lety +23

      OMG XD

    • @Retri
      @Retri Před 7 lety +25

      Rainbows.

  • @bspicerfp
    @bspicerfp Před 5 lety +443

    Now I know why you need to take algebra in school... so you can see how much g-forces Mario will feel if he brushes a wall at 5 degrees.

  • @cosmicfindings
    @cosmicfindings Před 3 lety +7

    What I really wanna know is how they dont die while the blood is rushing to their head while they’re upside down for 5 minutes 😃✋

  • @toonlink5399
    @toonlink5399 Před 2 lety +9

    I’ve missed watching Game Theory. Just hearing MatPat’s voice makes me happy!

  • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
    @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 Před 3 lety +551

    I mean hey, at least when you play as a Mii the Mii is always wearing protective gear

  • @ruyman90
    @ruyman90 Před 7 lety +208

    Lets be fair. Most mario games are death matches disguised as fun family entertainment. Have you ever played mario party? You have a better chance to survive the hunger games than a minigame there.

  • @jadeschiller4195
    @jadeschiller4195 Před 3 lety +5

    6:00 *me thinking 80 isnt that fast because everyone in michigan goes wayyyy over the speed limit on the expressway....

  • @loganberry31
    @loganberry31 Před rokem +4

    5:34
    Man, that’s just highway speeds, here in central Alberta, Canada..not really something to be that amazed by

  • @moutassemkassas3142
    @moutassemkassas3142 Před 7 lety +1829

    Lots argue if people prefer the Math and Science episodes or the Writing and Lore episodes, but honestly, I like to have both. Some argue that the creators don't take some of that in depth lore into account, when I'm pretty sure the creators didn't take the math and science into account either. Otherwise we'd have a Rated M Mario Kart. No matter how you slice it, let's be real, the creators don't think about that too much (sometimes). We're all over analyzing, whether it's Math or Lore, and it's all just for fun. MatPat, keep up the variety. I'd get bored of your channel if it was just Lore or just Math. I need the best of both worlds.

    • @kekeek6394
      @kekeek6394 Před 7 lety +13

      Same.

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 Před 7 lety +6

      i prefer the math theory videos when they aren't porpusefully made as over-the-top as possible with many cliches of modern television critic.
      it was funny at the start, then it got annoying.

    • @britipinojeff
      @britipinojeff Před 7 lety +32

      Well to be honest I think that the original point of this channel was to over analyze everything in video games anyway so whether that be lore or physics the over analysis is the fun part of this show.

    • @alwayschanging5821
      @alwayschanging5821 Před 7 lety +9

      and those are the spoiled whiny bitches who can't just be glad someone gave them free content

    • @moutassemkassas3142
      @moutassemkassas3142 Před 7 lety +11

      Omg Game Theory liked my comment! I've never had a top comment from a big youtuber before! Thank you! ❤️

  • @fabianhamacher5991
    @fabianhamacher5991 Před 4 lety +512

    MatPat: almost 80 mph say what....
    Me *a german citizien*: well that's awfully slow

    • @niemand6916
      @niemand6916 Před 4 lety +28

      180 km/h, da fahr ich ja auf der Autobahn schneller (wenn nicht mal wieder Stau ist)

    • @marinaavant-delaroche9972
      @marinaavant-delaroche9972 Před 4 lety +32

      In Florida I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone travel slower than that on the highway.

    • @MasumiSeike
      @MasumiSeike Před 4 lety +16

      Ich bin echt immer froh das Mathew nich nur im Amerikanischen Mesurments bleibt sondern auch in Metric :D
      Andrerseits wäre ich echt verloren

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl Před 4 lety +8

      Ich kenne die Autobahn, und ja, ich habe das in google translate geschrieben

    • @jade.m58
      @jade.m58 Před 4 lety +7

      Me too. The speed limit for highways where I live is a maximum of 100

  • @Cassidy_Barbatos
    @Cassidy_Barbatos Před 3 lety +3

    "consider your childhood RUINDED"
    **pauses and put hand on forhead**
    "YEP CHILDHOOD FOR SURE RUINED :>"

  • @sjproductionssjmcgill7729

    10:40 angry pat’s introduction

  • @benjaminahmedov9888
    @benjaminahmedov9888 Před 4 lety +506

    MatPat: 80 mph!!! Thats so incredibly fast!!
    Me: *laughs in German*

  • @erzascarlette8124
    @erzascarlette8124 Před 5 lety +258

    MatPat, you're letting your inner Austin show...

  • @cringetastic1659
    @cringetastic1659 Před rokem +1

    I remember watching this before I started college; now coming back to it after graduating, "coefficient of friction" gives me shivers

  • @kayleighbaker7802
    @kayleighbaker7802 Před 3 lety +3

    Seeing MatPat in a video from a plane makes me really miss flying with no fear of anyone telling you to muzzle up.

  • @roxyhoyt3675
    @roxyhoyt3675 Před 3 lety +418

    Is it bad that I laughed when baby peach exploded against the wall?

  • @Maplemoose04
    @Maplemoose04 Před 6 lety +224

    I find it funny how he hasn't touched on the anti-gravity stuff. And with the whole "no seatbelt" thing, they would be clinging onto the steering wheel upside down

    • @Nanorobotic
      @Nanorobotic Před 6 lety +14

      the1upguy I imagine that will pass on to Austin. when it gets the the point where you're bending gravity for personal gain, he's the one who wants to tell you why it's God damned terrifying.

    • @bokjabang7005
      @bokjabang7005 Před 6 lety +1

      but that didnt happen yet tho

  • @rxggo1100
    @rxggo1100 Před 2 lety +2

    "oh my, that's almost 80 miles per hour, that's really fast!"
    *me laughing in no speed limit on the German Autobahn (highway)*

  • @blowituplucgaming4775
    @blowituplucgaming4775 Před 2 lety +2

    5:06
    "For half a decade"
    it's getting close, matpat... real close...

  • @Volcanic_Rave
    @Volcanic_Rave Před 7 lety +136

    What about mario party, which has people being burned, drowned, electrocuted, crushed, and MANY other terrible fates, plus some of its own high speed vehicle events that might be faster than this?

  • @amberkostick1974
    @amberkostick1974 Před 6 lety +547

    MatPat doesn't ruin childhoods he edits them :')

    • @methadone1212
      @methadone1212 Před 6 lety +4

      Amber is on fire yeah

    • @marshmallow1969
      @marshmallow1969 Před 6 lety +7

      Lucky I am a child!
      My file has not been saved!!

    • @littlepinkmagic
      @littlepinkmagic Před 6 lety +2

      Amber is on fire true, true

    • @jammyantom585
      @jammyantom585 Před 6 lety +1

      One time I was in 1st and I was at a part where two roads merged and right before I went onto the road, I saw a blue shellsound barely miss me

    • @Parker_Lot
      @Parker_Lot Před 6 lety

      XD

  • @cinamoontoost7244
    @cinamoontoost7244 Před 2 lety +2

    This was the first episode of game theory I ever watched, and four years later it’s exactly as I remember

  • @goldinisfangirl4698
    @goldinisfangirl4698 Před 3 lety +4

    Me as a german driver going 210km per hour on the german Autobahn:
    p a t h e t i c

  • @sevb.6308
    @sevb.6308 Před 4 lety +141

    Rest of the world: 80 mph is so fast
    Germany: double it

  • @iswin8319
    @iswin8319 Před 6 lety +341

    Every mom is screaming about the seatbelt predicament

  • @You_have_mere_seconds_to_live
    @You_have_mere_seconds_to_live Před 11 měsíci +1

    Hits a wall,
    Mario: You okie dokie Luigi?
    Luigi: I-i'm okie dokie.

  • @completelyrandomperson2249
    @completelyrandomperson2249 Před 4 lety +255

    "Who cared enough about the wii u to buy that thing!"
    Me who grew (and is still growing up) playing the wii u: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @fusionguy4996
    @fusionguy4996 Před 4 lety +320

    I can always count on you to ruin my childhood, Mat Pat

    • @KaylaBarrios
      @KaylaBarrios Před 4 lety +3

      Same just same

    • @MiKa-867
      @MiKa-867 Před 4 lety +5

      Mine can never be ruined because I ruined my childhood myself.....

    • @ireneweeks8270
      @ireneweeks8270 Před 4 lety +2

      I'm still a child so it's worse!

    • @quinnd6432
      @quinnd6432 Před 2 lety +1

      My child hood can't be ruined

    • @sirlinux3548
      @sirlinux3548 Před rokem

      @@ireneweeks8270 get off of youtube if ur still a child

  • @teaganparrott9686
    @teaganparrott9686 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Seat belts are not always required in vehicles without roll over protection. Which is probably why Mercedes can show Mario with no seat belt.

  • @saram6702
    @saram6702 Před 3 lety +4

    Love how im watching this while in a car (im not the one driving)

  • @sammybork3912
    @sammybork3912 Před 7 lety +161

    Mario Kart be like: *slams into wall at 180km per hour* "'Tis but a scratch."

  • @bigballsguy5709
    @bigballsguy5709 Před 5 lety +569

    Imagine seeing pink gold peach dying like this?
    *Nathaniel Bandy happy noises*

  • @emmamoffat-_-
    @emmamoffat-_- Před 2 lety +1

    I remember the good old days when me and my cousins would sit on the Lawn mowers in Lowe's and pretend to brutally murder each other with shells. Ahh. Those were the days.

  • @curtdog647
    @curtdog647 Před 3 lety +3

    God hearing this theme still makes me so happy

  • @dixiecronin7791
    @dixiecronin7791 Před 3 lety +182

    Watching MatPat freak out over getting to measure Mario in real life was just freaking adorable :)

  • @puppygirlman18
    @puppygirlman18 Před 2 lety +1

    11:50 "And this is what happened:"
    *AD*
    No! Not... Messenger! Anything but that!!
    "(You're brain's) half it's original size!"

  • @caseymorgan9802
    @caseymorgan9802 Před rokem +1

    1:19 I absolutely love this part

  • @alnimri
    @alnimri Před 7 lety +467

    *what I learned from the entire thing:* Who is the fastest rider.

  • @amirgarcia547
    @amirgarcia547 Před 7 lety +238

    Only Matpat can make Mario Kart as gory and disturbing as Mortal Kombat.

    • @Nintega2K
      @Nintega2K Před 7 lety +23

      Well leason learned. NEVER let any kid play a game franchise that abbreviates to MK

    • @jacobb.9181
      @jacobb.9181 Před 7 lety +3

      Crono Sapien MARIO KOMBAT X

    • @rylandcoers1796
      @rylandcoers1796 Před 7 lety +1

      Mortal kompat

    • @Caerda
      @Caerda Před rokem

      @@rylandcoers1796 Your comment translates to "mortal pity" 😂

  • @Jrockten
    @Jrockten Před měsícem +1

    This is one of the most sadistic episodes, and it’s also one of my favorites as a result.

  • @carl-christophm.welzbacher2216

    5:45
    germans
    "you mean only 80 mph"

  • @zawx8258
    @zawx8258 Před 6 lety +245

    I crashed a go cart once at go carts plus, and those measly slow things gave me
    1. My loose tooth at that time nearly fell out
    2. My forehead was bleeding
    3. I cut my lip ( also bleeding)
    4. I got a black eye
    And
    5. I still have a small bump between my eyes
    These carts are CERTAINLY deadly

    • @Jacaroni_and_cheese
      @Jacaroni_and_cheese Před 6 lety +23

      chill dude, that last one is just your nose

    • @randomuser2409
      @randomuser2409 Před 6 lety +9

      JACorrenti lmao

    • @zawx8258
      @zawx8258 Před 6 lety +6

      JACorrenti lol

    • @Doublemonk0506
      @Doublemonk0506 Před 6 lety

      dino saurus,owww
      RIP bro

    • @ironstorm1690
      @ironstorm1690 Před 6 lety +5

      I had an incident where I had a four kart pileup that gave me a nice pretty seatbelt shaped bruise on the day before the state swim competition.
      In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have been racing go-karts the day before the state swim competition but no point crying over spilled milk.

  • @rainingheat7036
    @rainingheat7036 Před 6 lety +304

    *No game is safe not even Tetris*

    • @generaltoonz
      @generaltoonz Před 6 lety +2

      ReigningHeet I agree

    • @ttty2242
      @ttty2242 Před 6 lety +3

      there is a game where you have to avoid getting squashed by tetronimos

    • @anlakisloth3907
      @anlakisloth3907 Před 6 lety

      No game is safe when you have MatPad

    • @jamesbelk9241
      @jamesbelk9241 Před 6 lety +3

      +TheFlamingFury you mean MatPat

    • @Hunter-ih1em
      @Hunter-ih1em Před 6 lety +2

      ReigningHeet T-T Rip Danganronpa

  • @ella7693
    @ella7693 Před 3 lety +3

    9:14 tell me that didn't sound like mario 💀

  • @imgmer2899
    @imgmer2899 Před 3 lety

    matpat: mariokart is one of the most violent video games you've ever played
    me: *remembers my extinction achievement on people playground* mkay

  • @senaij4704
    @senaij4704 Před 7 lety +274

    MatPat: Ruining Childhoods since 8.22.09

    • @_subro77
      @_subro77 Před 7 lety +1

      You know it's not a fact, right?

    • @Fun4luve
      @Fun4luve Před 7 lety +1

      but it is

    • @SubjektDelta
      @SubjektDelta Před 7 lety +1

      There are only 12 month!

    • @albertton8851
      @albertton8851 Před 7 lety

      Calvin K It goes Months Days Years

    • @dehno3538
      @dehno3538 Před 7 lety +1

      Hi Garchomp it's reversed in places of the world

  • @goldenri3110
    @goldenri3110 Před 6 lety +323

    Me: mum can you buy me gta 5
    Mum: no
    Me: but you let me play mariokart

    • @unusedaccountlmfaooooo
      @unusedaccountlmfaooooo Před 6 lety +34

      *When you can't get COD cuz of it's violence but can get a game about riding over a speed of 70MPH while throwing projectiles at your friends and having no helmets, seatbelts, roofs, sides, pads, proper clothing, and 50 other violations*

    • @garfgaming3603
      @garfgaming3603 Před 6 lety +6

      Well that's true I should ask my mom

    • @joseluisconstante8397
      @joseluisconstante8397 Před 6 lety +4

      Golden Ri#kids these days

    • @natsuki_1881
      @natsuki_1881 Před 6 lety +9

      Yep, i asked my mom if i could get DDLC she said no and i asked her "Then why do i have a game that Violates most car ad rules and makes babies race and could kill them?"
      My mom said "WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT GAME DOES THAT?!!"
      Me: "Mario kart 8 deluxe"

    • @erikaponce8484
      @erikaponce8484 Před 6 lety +1

      Golden Ri lol

  • @chewy4722
    @chewy4722 Před 2 lety +2

    i love how he calls it a show. hopefully we never have to see the finale.

  • @hugobrennan4402
    @hugobrennan4402 Před 3 lety +1

    5:50 - 6:15 I'm dying here! 😂😂😂

  • @TheXtremeBoltGuy
    @TheXtremeBoltGuy Před 6 lety +405

    9:20 congratulations matpat, you just gave everyone the best cart setup in the game to win with.

    • @nomadix21
      @nomadix21 Před 6 lety +3

      Thundrex lol true

    • @outkast58
      @outkast58 Před 6 lety +23

      You still have to worry about acceleration, handling and other factors

    • @lakitudude7577
      @lakitudude7577 Před 6 lety

      Bloodbug that's because it isn't in the game

    • @JakeRosen635
      @JakeRosen635 Před 6 lety

      i thought mach 8 was faster than cheap cheap kart?

    • @OhJuliaSmith
      @OhJuliaSmith Před 6 lety

      If the car doesn't have a good drift, then I'll lose

  • @bilalmustafa2111
    @bilalmustafa2111 Před 7 lety +511

    *DANGEROUS PARTS OF THE GAME ACCORDING TO NINTENDO*
    -Babies driving 100 mph go carts
    -Driving over space on a rainbow
    -Being pelted with dagger covered blue shells and rotten fruit
    -Entire levels based under water with no sources of oxygen
    *DANGEROUS PARTS OF THE GAME ACCORDING TO MATPAT*
    -The angles are off

    • @ICocoRice
      @ICocoRice Před 7 lety +14

      Bilal Mustafa Don't forget Anti Gravity and Gliding Mechanism.

    • @leojay5076
      @leojay5076 Před 7 lety +1

      Bilal Mustafa 100th like

    • @bruhmoment5860
      @bruhmoment5860 Před 7 lety +1

      XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD so true

    • @dandelion2942
      @dandelion2942 Před 7 lety +1

      Bilal Mustafa He actually said:
      "Not to mention the shells, banana peels, and _Literal bombs_, But those deserve an entire episode all on their own-" So he did technically mention those things. This episode was just mainly centered around how real world physics would work in game.

    • @S113Productions
      @S113Productions Před 7 lety +2

      Don't forget that you're throwing turtle carcasses at others racers.
      Don't forget that Bowser races against his dead self in MKWii or MK8...
      Don't forget that Bowser races against his own son and could even destroy him in Mario Kart...that's child abuse.
      Don't forget that the Inkling Girl/Boy could be using the blooper to blind their opponents, aka their blood-relative.
      Don't forget that Mario & Luigi even face their baby forms in Mario Kart, that also counts as child abuse. They could also cause a temporal paradox in their time.
      Don't forget that when you fall off of any racing map, that could count as suicide. Thankfully, the Lakitu saves you.
      Don't forget that they use decapitated Toad heads as an acceleration boost, secretly hidden inside an item box!

  • @xoFyxoL
    @xoFyxoL Před 2 lety

    Matpat: And this is what happened
    Video: perfect place for a ad

  • @user-fk8jg9jw4f
    @user-fk8jg9jw4f Před 2 měsíci +1

    Mario crashes mat pat’s set
    Mat Pat gets out his measuring tape

  • @ianlaird4709
    @ianlaird4709 Před 6 lety +200

    2:20
    "They're riding strapless the whole time..."
    - MatPat 2017

  • @fredcause2309
    @fredcause2309 Před 7 lety +162

    Hey, although it may be illegal to advertise a car without a seat belt that isn't a car, technically it is a go cart with a car skin.

    • @Song-dn1xb
      @Song-dn1xb Před 7 lety +4

      I'm pretty sure Go Karts require Seat Belts in most places you'd drive them anyway.

    • @Inurantchan
      @Inurantchan Před 7 lety

      That doesn't mean they have advertising laws requiring seatbelts be shown. : P

    • @No.I_Dont_Moo
      @No.I_Dont_Moo Před 7 lety +4

      But There Was Text Down The Bottom During That Scene Saying.
      *Unless There Is A Loop Hole I Dont Know About*
      Maybe Games Could Technically Be A Loop Hole?

    • @PamelaTaylor
      @PamelaTaylor Před 7 lety

      WOW MARIO KILLING

    • @slapilou
      @slapilou Před 7 lety

      Fred Cause Go kart that goes over 80 miles per hour

  • @sjproductionssjmcgill7729

    11:08 matpat’s first 4th wall break

  • @M.o.o.s.e
    @M.o.o.s.e Před 3 lety +1

    1:42 thanks for giving me nightmares mat 😐

  • @thephotonrd5919
    @thephotonrd5919 Před 7 lety +486

    Game Theory is my number one homework interrupter

  • @swirlix5507
    @swirlix5507 Před 4 lety +291

    *plays mariocart while watching video*
    Here's what sound affects I would have !
    *Hears dying, crying, screaming and matpats dreams*
    *Turns off switch*

  • @camerondasilva7282
    @camerondasilva7282 Před 2 lety

    I love the reverence at the beggining, I love the movie 'Taken' 1000 recomend.

  • @flameofmage1099
    @flameofmage1099 Před měsícem +1

    Watching this in 2024 and seeing only GT and FT on Theorist Headquarters is a weird feeling

  • @Bapple_Apple
    @Bapple_Apple Před 4 lety +164

    Game Theory: THE CHARACTERS IN MARIOKART DO NOT WEAR HELMETS
    Me: the Mii characters wear helmets

  • @vanadium0728
    @vanadium0728 Před 7 lety +197

    Mario survived all this? Take that, Death Battle!

    • @theultimategaminghero3652
      @theultimategaminghero3652 Před 7 lety

      Garret Castro Yeah. Sonic survived an explosion of the universe in the comics.

    • @kageta2
      @kageta2 Před 7 lety +11

      Mario survived an implosion of the universe in Super Mario Galaxy.

    • @valdris86
      @valdris86 Před 7 lety +2

      not too mention, if Matpat was right, all the black holes in the center of the Mario Galaxy planets

    • @sonicrocks09
      @sonicrocks09 Před 7 lety +2

      He didn't really. The universe recreated itself. Everyone technically died

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 Před 7 lety +1

      The Ultimate Gaming Hero i dont think those are canon

  • @shadowstorm_2496
    @shadowstorm_2496 Před 3 lety

    At 3:31
    MatPat *records and talks on a plane*
    Me thinking “ I wonder what the people sitting next to him think about what he’s doing*

  • @goatcatofchaos
    @goatcatofchaos Před rokem

    Baby peach splatters a wall
    School nurse: i solve this problem with the royal ice pack

  • @th3_sm1l3r2
    @th3_sm1l3r2 Před 4 lety +578

    It's funny how I forget that these are theory's XD.

  • @Goosenpai
    @Goosenpai Před 7 lety +236

    The loophole is probably something to do with Mario Kart being a Japanese game and that they probably don't need to adhere to American advertising laws (unlikely seeing as how they are advertising to an AMERICAN AUDIENCE) but the loophole could also have to do with the game being a racing game, or just that it's a fictional video game in general. Even then I'd assume even cartoon characters need to wear seatbelts if they were in, say, a Jeep commercial.

    • @shahow69
      @shahow69 Před 7 lety +4

      also technically the commercial is gameplay footage and an ad more for the game than the car so it doesnt need to adhere to car commercial laws becuase its not a car commercial

    • @squiddi1393
      @squiddi1393 Před 7 lety +1

      I don't even think it's American laws. I saw a ton of "Australia" on that sponsor rules thing that he researched. Also I guarantee it's the same everywhere across North America and Europe anyways.

    • @apollovi
      @apollovi Před 7 lety +2

      There might be a difference between product placement and "regular" advertising like commercials. Product placement by its nature is incidental and generally doesn't interfere in the media its appearing in. I'm pretty sure most movies with product-placed cars don't follow most of those rules.
      Also, MatPat cited the Advertising Standards Bureau of Australia, which obviously covers nothing but Australia and may not even regulate video games.

    • @JonathanLopez-xn7lm
      @JonathanLopez-xn7lm Před 7 lety +2

      Goose Boose thank you, he annoy me in this video

    • @UltraArceus
      @UltraArceus Před 7 lety +1

      Goose Boose But the localization team would be responsible to adding a seatbelt to the american release to cope with american laws. They would still be breaking the law EVEN IF it isn't Japanese law. Court won't give a hell on what the Japanese think.

  • @abrahamanderson6943
    @abrahamanderson6943 Před měsícem

    Well, that really throws a kink in my enjoying throwing shells at my racing enemies, knocking them into walls/void, and crashing at high-speeds into other racers just to steal balloons...

  • @dorkarrijohnson4738
    @dorkarrijohnson4738 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Hey matt maybe used his magic wond and put spell on all the characters to make sure they won't get hurt in the Cart game

  • @donut.pirate
    @donut.pirate Před 7 lety +472

    So if Mario is 5'11...
    then how tall is Peach???

    • @rengimoyt
      @rengimoyt Před 7 lety +25

      I'd say going by the measurements the rest are above 6" and maybe well above 7" too

    • @TheGamerQuest100
      @TheGamerQuest100 Před 7 lety +18

      Now...imagen Bowser...where you know, at the final level...you fight a bigger version of Bowser that is 2x the size of his orginal size. That is like...Jesus christ the size of Godzilla!

    • @vroom7816
      @vroom7816 Před 7 lety

      sonic dash ikiuhkvnjlmjkjio

    • @annelisewilliams03
      @annelisewilliams03 Před 7 lety +2

      I did a google search and its said shes 6.1 or 186cm

    • @Childishxmarkeeloo
      @Childishxmarkeeloo Před 7 lety +2

      Merope Amethyst 6ft11

  • @vidiottheowl2825
    @vidiottheowl2825 Před 6 lety +88

    You didn't ruin my childhood. No, you just made it better.

  • @bigbluebuttonman1137
    @bigbluebuttonman1137 Před rokem

    I love how Mat Pat joked about the speed, and then F-Zero GX is just like "180 km/h? How about *1800* km/h? Pump those numbers up!"

  • @Gingermation
    @Gingermation Před 2 lety +2

    I just realised that Luigi’s death stare isn’t just a meme anymore

  • @slavishtrazer
    @slavishtrazer Před 7 lety +347

    let us take a few seconds minuts hours even days to think about how much editing mat does

    • @ArthurMiik
      @ArthurMiik Před 7 lety +33

      He doesn`t do the editing.That`s his editors` job

    • @rehamadnan8028
      @rehamadnan8028 Před 7 lety

      Slavish Trazer he has an editor

    • @yumsoup3377
      @yumsoup3377 Před 7 lety

      +TheVinkLPs
      A cutter? What?

    • @yeet-tb8xd
      @yeet-tb8xd Před 7 lety +15

      Even though he doesnt edit it (thats Ronnie's job I think) there is still a hell of a lot of research he does!

    • @angiekinniard1498
      @angiekinniard1498 Před 6 lety

      Slavish Trazer I like your picture it's the Fallout guy( laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh)

  • @mississippiking1366
    @mississippiking1366 Před 7 lety +542

    "Granted I was playing with myself" ~ Matpat 2017.
    Probably could have said your were playing BY yourself, but nope! But now we know

    • @WhoWatchesVideos
      @WhoWatchesVideos Před 7 lety +6

      I mean, I don't blame someone if they've just been playing Mario Kart 8 as Rosalina.
      Those race suits, whoooooo boy.

    • @eclipse7506
      @eclipse7506 Před 7 lety +2

      Mississippi King OMG 😂😂😂

    • @cherryboop5680
      @cherryboop5680 Před 7 lety +2

      Mississippi King Haahah xD

  • @diamondaria8312
    @diamondaria8312 Před 3 lety

    I was literally crying at the end of the video, crying and I love Mario kart

  • @kingofchaos5672
    @kingofchaos5672 Před 3 lety +1

    After this I wouldn’t be surprised if Mario could just brush off one punch man’s punch

  • @nopotleftbehind1590
    @nopotleftbehind1590 Před 7 lety +218

    The Miis wear helmets and track suits, though.

    • @joedizz1608
      @joedizz1608 Před 7 lety

      NoPotLeftBehind .... were talking about Mario cart here

    • @yaboiovaru5359
      @yaboiovaru5359 Před 7 lety +23

      Bhosz Paulo catagbo you can use miis in Mario kart moron.

    • @Jirodyne
      @Jirodyne Před 7 lety +9

      Mii's are no more human than Mario is. And if a Mii needs a Seatbelt and gear, then Mario would too.

    • @DacAttack2142
      @DacAttack2142 Před 7 lety +4

      Bhosz Paulo catagbo the miis are in Mario cart

    • @nopotleftbehind1590
      @nopotleftbehind1590 Před 7 lety +1

      I'm assuming since Miis are meant to be humanoid, while the Mario and Zelda etc characters aren't, that's why they're depicted that way.