I love how at like 3500cc in game you go at impossible lightning fast speeds but a 3500cc engine irl is just something that you'd find in like a f150 pickup truck
99,999cc: “I AM THE FASTEST DRIVER IN THE WORLD!” Lakitu: **Keeping pace** “Nice, also, you’re on lap 2/3” Cameraman Lakitu: **Following your every move**
5cc: Shitty vacuum 50cc: *calmly crusin'* 150cc: I'm a KART- *blue shell* 200cc: nothing to say 500cc: road trip, epic-style 750cc: soon, we will go like crazy 1000cc: *FUCK IT I DIDN'T MEAN THAT* 2500cc: I just broke the universe 3500cc: this is the *WAY* to travel 99999cc: *life is a lie*
@@The_Goofy_Plush it’s on the tilted ramp covered in boosters you can see baby mario as the bullet bill looks back at who he hit, I also made the timestamp a couple seconds early because it was too fast and overwhelming for me to track immediately that’s just me. Sorry you got confused
5cc bullet bill is what it feels like to pay to win in a mobile game. EDIT: and 50cc is when you pay to win in a cheap MMO EDIT2: and 500cc is when you pay to win in an Korean MMO EEDIT3: 1000cc is when you become the CEO of pay to win
In the 1000, you mean the CEO of unity? The creator of pay to win, loot boxes, microtransactions, the GREED in person, An EA CEO before being now in unity... You mean that guy?
Interesting that it starts to void out around 2500cc. I'm guessing that you're moving too fast for the collision detection on some of the walls, but I'm curious about why the Bill's trajectory doesn't compensate. Is it moving too fast to adjust its course in time with the turns?
Its interesting how on 5cc the bullet struggles to keep up during turns since it needs to keep somewhat on its path meanwhile everyone else can take a turn as tight as they want
Be careful, using the Bullet Bill item at an engine class too fast can lead you out of bounds, and therefore you'll end up getting sent back to the racetrack by Lakitu and having your time wasted.
Friend: "Heya Bill! Wanna hangout together?" Me: "Sorry, can't go right now. For some reason i turned into a cartoonish bullet guy with two arms and with scary face. Maybe some day I will get to see you soon." Friend: "But my parents are not home-" Me: 9:01
Me: *Eating Popcorn* Brother: What ya watching? Me: F-zero Brother: Why is it in mario kart? Me: Mods. Brother: He can't stay on the track, what a noob.
the way toadette looks back at her slowly approaching unavoidable impending doom at 5cc is hilarious
she didn’t even get hit
@@majora167500:46
Yeah she did@@majora1675
@@majora1675
she did though
Don't be racist man
5cc bullet is basically a vacuum
Phhhhhhhhhhhhsssssss………
Xd
My ears also hurt.
LOl
Or a ps4😂
5cc with 100 other players would be a fun traffic jam simulator
los angeles simulator
@@amethxyst Mumbai Simulator. Oh nevermind that, that would be in 1CC instead
baby park 5cc purgatory
@@ghostpipe1105sounds fun
@@amethxyst Houston comes in second
The most impressive thing about this is that they were essentially able to do this without problems all the way up to 2500cc
yeah i agree
I love how at like 3500cc in game you go at impossible lightning fast speeds but a 3500cc engine irl is just something that you'd find in like a f150 pickup truck
Well, yeah.
Can you imagine putting a 3500cc engine in a go-kart the size of a small table?
go kart are maximum 250cc usually
@@milsharkie True, but it's still pretty funny
@milsharkie8249 first it would smoke from the tires, then it would smoke from the engine
if i had the tools i’d swap a VQ35HR in a go kart
8:47 The power of the Bullet Bill was so powerful it translated Lakitu’s sign into Japanese.
I did go into Japanese
lmao
@@ELLO7922😂
If you slow it down at 0.5x
It was already Japanese (4:07)
Eventually it became an actual bullet
the starting pistol
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The fact the he could’ve lost the last race because he was simply too fast
99,999cc: “I AM THE FASTEST DRIVER IN THE WORLD!”
Lakitu: **Keeping pace** “Nice, also, you’re on lap 2/3”
Cameraman Lakitu: **Following your every move**
The cameraman faster then you.
@@thomassawyer3141I FEEL MY BRAINS GOING INTO MY FEET
7:46 Second place be like "I can catch up to Mario I just have to work harder"
Poor Wario not knowing the gap between him an bullet mario
8:05 poor toad 😂
0:18 the funniest part lmfao
It feels illegal to see a bullet bill on screen for this long
The most terrifying thing for the other racers is the slow approach of death
Damn these bill extensions are getting crazy.
"I don't know where the bullet extensions are on this map... Did I get the bullet extension? Yes I got the bullet extension!"
5cc: Shitty vacuum
50cc: *calmly crusin'*
150cc: I'm a KART- *blue shell*
200cc: nothing to say
500cc: road trip, epic-style
750cc: soon, we will go like crazy
1000cc: *FUCK IT I DIDN'T MEAN THAT*
2500cc: I just broke the universe
3500cc: this is the *WAY* to travel
99999cc: *life is a lie*
99999cc: why we still here... Just for suffer?
@@ShadowxDark8799999cc: *Life is gray.* *Leaves fall from trees. Flowers wither.* *what am I?*
99999 turned dark real fast
99999cc: I can see everything I CAN *FEEL* *EVERYTHING*
But… I can’t DO *ANYTHING*
@@raijin4094 Pov: you're imobillized
If the bullet bill was as fast as an actual bullet…
Bowser would be serving time.
8:49 that bullet bill was so powerful it crashed through the barrier!
You can see how unfair to race against CPUs in 5cc
they chain boosts were crazy
7:33 I feel genuinely sorry for Baby Mario here, he actually just got shot.
Can u please tell me where? I dont see him
Oh you must mean at 7:14
@@The_Goofy_Plush it’s on the tilted ramp covered in boosters you can see baby mario as the bullet bill looks back at who he hit, I also made the timestamp a couple seconds early because it was too fast and overwhelming for me to track immediately that’s just me. Sorry you got confused
Its ok
Its right here 7:40
5:25 the beginning of the chase
5:33 the end of the chase
Seeing the karts drifting at 5cc is hilarious
after watching 5 cc for 3:14 the transition to 50cc felt like super speed
9:59 funky kong: “YEOWWW”
I like how you were so adamnt to keep winning that you felt the need to personally intervene and skip parts of the course yourself.
6:57 And the race that everyone was waiting for, the MARIO gun which follows Michael Schumacher very closely
5cc Bullet Bill is just the bullet bills from the mainline games
5cc bullet bill is what it feels like to pay to win in a mobile game.
EDIT: and 50cc is when you pay to win in a cheap MMO
EDIT2: and 500cc is when you pay to win in an Korean MMO
EEDIT3: 1000cc is when you become the CEO of pay to win
In the 1000, you mean the CEO of unity?
The creator of pay to win, loot boxes, microtransactions, the GREED in person, An EA CEO before being now in unity...
You mean that guy?
No Toadettes of Funky Kongs were ha4med in the creation of this video
Bill really took the word "Bullet" to the next level.
Interesting that it starts to void out around 2500cc. I'm guessing that you're moving too fast for the collision detection on some of the walls, but I'm curious about why the Bill's trajectory doesn't compensate. Is it moving too fast to adjust its course in time with the turns?
I'm guessing the distance it travels each frame becomes fast enough to skip detection like you mentioned, sort of how blj works in 64
5:34 Yeah! Mar-aaaaaaaaayeeeeee!!!
Its interesting how on 5cc the bullet struggles to keep up during turns since it needs to keep somewhat on its path meanwhile everyone else can take a turn as tight as they want
Man even 3500cc would make Fzero jealous
This video is actually more enjoyable without sound
Si xd
Confirmo 🍷🗿
Literal
Habl3n ingles
Definitivamente
Be careful, using the Bullet Bill item at an engine class too fast can lead you out of bounds, and therefore you'll end up getting sent back to the racetrack by Lakitu and having your time wasted.
You mean like the exact way that was demonstrated in the video?
@@trickynick9139 Yes.
@@trickynick9139 bro cooked nothing
@@theflowerpowa9589 he made watersoup
Mario: *Uses 99.999 Bullet Bill*
Everyone: "And he was never seen again..."
Jeez the bullet going whit speed of light on 5cc 😂
this left me thinking about the difficulty of designing a level for mario kart that's well suited for 50cc, 100cc, 150cc and 200cc very interesting.
6:14 lol a random player recieved the blue shell instead of you
The game just can't understand that insane speed. Wonderful
Friend: "Heya Bill! Wanna hangout together?"
Me: "Sorry, can't go right now. For some reason i turned into a cartoonish bullet guy with two arms and with scary face. Maybe some day I will get to see you soon."
Friend: "But my parents are not home-"
Me: 9:01
I kept it together until about 750cc then i just freaking lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this was the funniest thing I've watched in awhile
The anxiety o felt when they were going to hit Rosalina thinking it'd turn off last second.
Diddy Kong drifting in super slow 5cc is hilarious, how is that even possible?! 😂
99999cc is so fast it tore the space time continuum to shreds
Funny that moment you're about to hit Dry Bones but then remember he was your main y MKDS and let him alive.
8:14 you're going too fast to break
His going so fast that the game can't check his position in time for the collision to work
5:29 this is terrifying
99999cc is the speed of smeer frame from Moss lol
0:08 is whet it feels like whenever I run in my dreams
Same
BULLET BILL MADNESS!
Mom: We got a bullet bill at home!
The bullet bill at home: 0:23
Lol 2500cc just flys right out of the map
After 500cc they’re actually getting shot
2500+ cc: *Mario screams even though the race is over and his foot is on the break*
Mario found a way to blitzkrieg the race
But first we need to talk about parallel universes.
it sounds like a hair dryer
Particle accelerator
Hahaha mario went so fast he fell through the asphalt
It's not hisphalt. It's asphalt! Heeeeey!
All the fun they’re having at a mile an hour. Wahoo!
SM64 speedrunners: The things they do for a mere fraction of our power.
Pitch meeting at Nintendo HQ:
A : "We need a new Horror game featuring mario and co"
B: "Say no more. I present to you.... MARIO KART 5CC"
1000cc is the best one. Fastest without shooting you straight out of the map. Lol! Nostalgia! 😆😎
When you try to 100% the game, you finish all the 200cc levels then realise you forgot 1 50cc trophy. That’s what 5cc looks like compared
“Hey Archer, did you know? Dragsters can’t turn.”
2500cc is now at light of speed that broke out of the map lol
I'm surprised that the bullet bill or Sassy Rocket which I nickname as can stay on the track really well!
If Bowser used the 99,999 cc bullet billshe would probably finally be able to defeat Mario.
"yah-- aieee!"
didn't know you could get blueshelled after the race ends.
9:26 The Gun Devil spawning in
Bullet Bill (has arms) ≠ Banzai Bill (doesn't have arms)
You're able to change the cc of the Bullet Bill without affecting the karts' ccs
These bullets are actually a vacuum
2500cc - 99999cc bullet: Oh hey I found a new way to go out of bounds
8:14 😂😂😂 2500cc is so great
Oh my goodness so fast 🔥💨😮
8:05 Poor toad got hit by a bullet going mach 2
4:56 7:00 とかのジュゲムの看板がまさかの日本語ww
ww
900 speed seems to be the max safe speed before all hell breaks loose
5cc is exactly what a safety helicopter parent would do when taking their kid to a go kart arena.
So, bullet bill at 2500cc is finally what his name implies, a bullet. :/
2500cc bullet bill is litteralty just a realistic bullet.
at 9999cc the dude was in 1st and looked back and saw a bullet flying at him and realized he had lost
I think bullet bill Drank Too much Energy drinks
Bullet bill you had one job, if I say go 9999cc, you go 9999cc
*99999cc
Oh my Gosh He’s Back
8:20 Mario, can’t even stay in the ring anymore
7:39 baby Mario fucking dies
9:31 rip lakitu
Poor Toadette was trying so hard to avoid it in 5cc xD
Me: *Eating Popcorn*
Brother: What ya watching?
Me: F-zero
Brother: Why is it in mario kart?
Me: Mods.
Brother: He can't stay on the track, what a noob.
Lakitu doesn't get paid enough for this.
5cc is literally just the retirement home in wheel chairs racing in the parking lot
Bullet bill to literal bullet
Looks like 1000cc is the fastest it goes without faltering.
“OH MY GOD RUN RUN ITS GONNA HIT ME OH GOD ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US JESUS CHRIST IM GONNA DIE!!!!”
**tink**
“AUUGGHHHHHHHH!!!!”
5cc bullet hits send them like a days progress back
On 5cc when the blue shell was coming for Mario... WHAT WAS IT DOING and on 2500cc and up Mario just got sent into the backrooms😂