Comedian Tries First Amendment Auditing | It's SCARY (and HILARIOUS)
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STAY CHILL !!! - Komedie
Super Chill Video My Friend.
I am only 5 minutes in and you are RIGHT it is EPIC!!!
Beck yeah🤙🏻
This guy is chill
The god father has checked in
BECK YEAH OCIFER
JAJAJA YOO VHAT AN HONOR APREE YOU BROTHER !!
Oh no I’m not playing the lottery ma’am 🤣
Thank you for your service to our country, good sir.
He said that you've known each other since you were in diapers, but I thought you met recently... suspicious ;)-
I guess that was before Too Apree perfected his butt-cheek clenching maneuver.
Hilarious lol lol lol
😂
Shout out to Long Island audit
quickest way to get a cop to leave, "hey, what are you doing later? wanna hang out? 🤙"
It also shows them that you see the civilian and person that they are underneath the uniform. It reminds them of their individualism as an officer. That they as a person makes decisions in their job at a law enforcment installation paid for by the public.
So true
01:04 spit on me LOL
"Oh, beck yeah I'm unusual. I don't want to be usual because then I'd be a bot or a sheep or whatever."
The best line in the entire video.
Super creepy that I scrolled down just to read this comment at the exact moment he said it......
01:04 spit on me LOL
“I’m not playing the lottery”
😂😂😂😂😂
"just taking some di-picks of the tv or woddevr."
Hahaha 😅 There's no lottery in the lobby!!!
Another Ebonics ridden DEI higher butchering the English language
😂😂😂
Haha she couldn’t say Loitering. 😂
"telling strangers to clench their buttcheeks.." 🤣😂
or whatever
That’s very inappropriate or whatever 😅
He crazy . lol
this one got me so good
“But, clench up if I stay” #NoDiddy
"SIR NO LOITERING"
"Oh no I'm not playin the lottery" 🤣
Can we just take a moment to APREE-ciate the massive amount of time it takes to create a video like this. What we've got here is next-level.
He definitely has some great skills in front of the camera and in his post production work.
And remember when your feeling uncomfortable, just clench your butt cheeks or whatever. 😂😂😂
@@thebar1985
Both sides of the lens and more.
The purpose behind this episode is glorious.
I was baffled by the different shots outside the government building. So many camera angles. Not sure if one of them was an actual drone or just made to look like a drone. But yeah. Production value has definitely been improved. And i would'n even say the channel needed it for my personal entertainment. But it's still awesome to follow Prince As-if's constant self development and self improvement on the channel. Shows dedication and passion 🤙
I don't think that lady followed the "clench-up" procedure properly.
She tried her best. She was full clench. But still uncomfortable, it takes practice.
OMG
😂 LMAO 🤣
I think she was too ‘up tight’ to clench…it is a fine balance hahahahaha
She busted em
"I'm uncomfortable with this conversation"
Continues to have the conversation.
I am SO impressed by this town’s police department and how well they handled this. If only EVERYWHERE was like this!!!! 💯 much love to these asiffers!!!!
sean really is making a change" long island audit"
Random guy: “I’m gonna have to ask you to hit the road”
Too Apree: “oh,but if I hit it, the concrete will mess up my knuckles or whatever” 😂😂😂😂😂
Too Apree is the gift that keeps on giving!!
Well done
the clenching of buttcheeks really was the cherry on top. too apree is master level troll
Yup he is priceless!
Number 1 troll. Respect
You were the gift that stopped giving, is this life really worth living?
Gotta be an honor for Sean at Long Island audit to be highlighted and impersonated on point or what ever
Beck yeah !
Second time that I know of. Long island audits is just a pro. Just like apree
lol Funny.
Nod to Amagansett as well.
And to see the fruits of his labor. All passes this time.
You got that lady who didn't think it was appropriate to say 'butt cheeks', to say butt cheeks like ten times! Beck yeah!
She was trying to twist it around and make it seem like he was saying something sexual. She knew damn well that he wasn’t. The cop spent 30 minutes in there, so I guarantee after the cops educated her on 1A, she spent the rest of the time trying to pull that card “okay...he can film... BUT he isn’t allowed to make sexually harassing statements about my body to me. He kept making comments and talking about my butt cheeks and it made me feel so unsafe. Arrest him”
Listo!
I'm a day one BC clincher... beck yeah🤙
@@showmeyourteeth27lol that's mucho projection 😂😂😂
Bet those cops never thought they'd get the wonderful opportunity to go around all day spreading the good news of the First Amendment.
Good joerb boys.
"I'm uncomfortable...." the downfall of America in one phrase
I’d like to disagree. It’s normal/healthy to be uncomfortable. It’s also okay to communicate this. It’s not okay to assume you being uncomfortable gives you power. This is assumed by many and I believe it’s probably the intent of your comment.
01:03 yea, spit on me, DADDY
I think the end part where you said "it's not okay to assume..." is what the OP was referring to@@1337treats
I want to see an auditor hand out one of those little packing pillows to make complainers more comfortable.
@@brockp59 Or carry around one of this airport survey devices. “😃🙂🤨🙁😫”
SHOUTOUT @LONGISLANDAUDIT FOR INSPIRING THIS VID !! (OH AND MY CHILL WARRIORS BELOW)
I love you
Sean Paul will comment soon I bet lol
Beck yea 🤙
Medi and chill 👀🇺🇸✌️💨
Man you are the greatest fisherman of all time. No pole and you had your limit in minutes. Beck Yeah 🎉
This is the first time I ever watched one of your videos while high af. This is soooo much better this way!😂😂😂
Auditors that want to get rid of a cop real quick invite them to chill with you🤣🤣🤣🤣this guy man this guy💯
TOO APREE is actually the one that shows you how sick society is. he always plays chill and nice and people still go crazy hostile.
Comedy is the key to enlightenment. It's actually a brilliant angle
@@braindare1351 it is but its hurtful because you see how society treats you even if they think you are some autistic kid trying to be chill. a lot of people would abuse you even if they see you are a weird nice kid.
💯❣️
They get hostile because he plays his role rather well, and they don't feel threatened by him.
Beck yeah
Cops who watch 1st amendment videos to learn what's legal or not so they don't violate people's rights.
They are not ashamed to admit it.
Priceless.
Good for them
I'd rather them learn from CZcams than be completely ignorant and violate peoples rights
These are called good officers. There’s a lot of them out there. They are willing to learn, and do the right thing. What a concept
@@soonermagic24good occifers
01:03 yea, spit on me, DADDY
Cops guard corporate America's subterranean world
"THEN I'll Say you're coming out of the closet or whatever" 😂 LMAO ..... choked. Dying. Send Paramedics or whatever !
I absolutely love seeing the fruits of the labors of Too Apree and Sean Paul Reyes. The support I give is paying huge dividends.!
The butt-cheeks clenching bit was hilarious, but the last lady cutting him off right before the punch line was epic.
That's how we know she was stream-sniping or whatever
I hope they make a southpark episode about this.
Totally deserves it 😂
I am sure they could do with someone this fresh as a writer. He seems to be doing ok himself though
Great idea! Can you imagine the boys out filming in public and having their rights violated by officer Barbrady. Now that would be epic.
he turned around and asked the invisible guy if he was okay. lol
i cracked up and totally forgot that part cuz there were so many hilarious spots in this video. thanks for reminding me about it XD
I dont exactly remember when the Too Apree and Long Island Audit timelines crossed but I love it. I was watching both channels seperately long before, and it was so funny seeing a Too Apree 1A Audit, and have enjoyed the content ever since. Beck yeah much love.
hes smart... after watching long island, they recommended him.,thats how i found him.. i'm pretty sure because he mentions the video..great idea
Absolutely love how you ask all the police if they wanna hang out with you, seems to make them instantly become less defensive
Yea that's an awesome tactic
I started using that at my bar & it works like a charm. Thanks to Asif for the chill vibes tip
Also works like reverse psychology. Makes them want to get going fast.
I'm amazed the difference that Long Island Audits made in this police department!!! The cops are chill as hell!
It’s a shame that auditors had to do so JUST to make police do their job.
@SGVNews @LongIslandAudit @DeleteLawz and @Omaha dreamteam audits
Clenching your butt cheeks makes everything go smoother! Beck Ya!
Is it all government jobs where the people have to remind them how to do their job or just the police?
Jason and Ben had an impact too. Obviously that occifer does his research or whatever.
It is so fucking great to see officers actually doing their jobs. I especially enjoyed the fact that when you asked them to identify, they stoped, and stated their names and badge numbers clearly and with pride. These guys actually have something to be proud about. They certainly made their department shine on this day. I even liked the guy who went up and down the street to warn all the shop owners. IMO time well spent. Instead of responding to the Karens, just warn them ahead of time. Money well spent by the city. Loved this video. You guys really are making a difference. Thank you,
The highlight of the video is the "clench your butt cheeks" lady. Becking hilarious! 😂 😂 Thanks for making top notch content!!
The buttcheeks lady was HILARIOUS! One of the funniest moments on this channel so far
The cop who was educating all of the businesses in that district hella passed the vibe check.
Definitely a bunch of cooler more chill asif-ers there
Great example of actual positve proactive policing. Municipalities could save a lot of time and energy by posting this info on their websites and including it in their business licensing/permit process. THen again, most municipality police officers would prefer the opportunity to engage/detain/interogate/arrest/abuse/etc... the auditors.
Yes, Too Apree himself gets the FAIL here for trying to defeat his purpose.
^ for real
@@brt5273 Nah, if it's on their site, no one sees it. He's not really there to educate; they just don't want to have to send officers there multiple times over a few days, so they just sent a cop into each store to say, "There's a guy filming to get a rise out of people for CZcams. So long as he stays outside, he's allowed to film. Just ignore him and he'll go away." Easier to do that than answer 30 calls and send cops for a third of those calls who insist a cop come down
"What are you up to?"
"Same Thing!"
shit was hilarious to me. idk why
Hahaha! The chick in the little cabin. Telling her to clinch her butt cheeks. I was rolling on the floor laughing at that!
this intro is so unhinged. i love it
🤪🤪🤪
HIS FACE 😂
the only way around.... is THROUGH. LETS GO!
I love reading the physcology on the screen at 19:43, that cracks me up. It was hard to stop on it since it went by in a flash
It took me 6 minutes at slowest speed to capture this. 😂
@TooApree is audits as a performance art.
GENIUS.
That whole “clench your butt cheeks” sequence had me gushing tears. 😂
- HA
“You just came outta Le closet or whatever”😂😂💀
Just saw that. Lmao. 🤣
Man, this video was like watching a master chef whipping up a freedom feast with a sprinkle of discomfort and a dash of butt clenching advice
deliciously uncomfortable
Go baby!
I couldn't agree more lol well said
YES! *beck yes,* even!!
Butt clenching is a lifestyle. 😊
Shrimp you must have a keyboard! Ahahaha
He’s doing the hand signs like gutterman HAHAHAHA I just pissed myself
"If I hit the road, the concrete will mess up my knuckles."
Brilliant.
Hit the road is another way of telling someone to leave. He didn't literally mean to punch the ground 😂😂😂
That would actually really hurt
@@440-fishermandrock8do you honestly think he didn’t know that? 😂 I don’t think the internet is for you bud
@@440-fishermandrock8 no shit lol
The clench your butt cheeks part gave me a good laugh, telling her so innocently and she was all grumpy 😂 She definitely needs to clench her butt cheeks or whatever
Honestly I think asif diagnosed her wrong she seemed like she was clenching too much
She was cute too
"That's inappropriate!"🤯🤯🤯 NeoPuritainism is a plague of the current age....
She was low mid frumpy, dude… get out more.
I’m at 17:12 right now and gotta say W cops in this video honestly!!! This is how things are SUPPOSED to be: CHILL 🤙. Man, If all officers were like these guys, it would DEFINITELY help to bridge the gap between the Police and citizens! Mad respect to these officers and their entire police department for knowing the law and protecting our constitutional rights!!! Makes me want to find their social media or call and compliment them.
Bro, you're my spirit animal
Imagine having a store on main Street. Then tell someone NOT to look at it, having things on display , and say "don't look at my stuff" it's insane!...
Some people were not born to Logic. It takes critical thinking, and that's real hard.
It's copyrighted! WTF!
WE GET THEM SENT FROM DENMARK MONTHLY!!!
Maybe Too Apree should go back there with Emilio and then they both can just stop and "just look at it." If you don't know who Emilio is just Google "just look at it"
I do not think these people are so worried about him filming as much as they are afraid of there trade secrets getting out over the media. I think if I had a store and some nobody was coming around and filming in my store or outside my store showing my trade secrets. Now I know this is hard for the uneducated to figure out so I will leave it at that and let the uneducated figure it out.
If there were awards for 1A auditors, this video would win best director, best editor, best special effects, best videography, best foreign language film, best actor, and best picture! Well done Too Apree!! Beck yeah!!!🤙
Haha. Great comment.
Best handling by a police department too, to be honest. I don’t think I’ve ever seen officers so chill, friendly, and willing to support our constitutional rights!!! This is the way it should be EVERYWHERE!
And best supporting actor
by far, the best all around audit video ever !!
Beck ya
Great vid. I'm always amazed how people are so comfortable calling the police for a non-emergency. They should be fined for wasting police time.
The 2nd officer who walked up at the optical shop looks like Tackleberry from Police Academy 😂
He does oh beck yeah 😂
I went on a job interview today and got really nervous and uncomfortable. I then remembered to clench my buttcheeks or whatever and ended up getting the job! Thanks Too Apree!! Beck yeah!!!
This isn’t an audit. It’s a Netflix quality documentary.
Without the subscription.😅
Interactive comedy, beck yeah…we get to talk to the Khan..if that is really home!
Him
Mad love brother, this channel is nothing but a perfect example of true intelligence. You disarm most with the character you portray, and yet there is a very strict adherence to laws and accountability. Man i would love to sit on a lake with a fire and a bourbon and pick your brain... keep it up.
8:36 “if i hit it it’ll mess up my knuckles really bad” 😂
"I wouldn't tell strangers to clench their butt cheeks" said the lady who told a stranger to move along, while on the public sidewalk.
AHHHHHHHH!!!!
"Hit the road buddy"
@@michaelalvarez3890 Road pizza ahead!
The happiness that comes over me when I get that Too Apree notification 😊😊😊
Me three !! 👍🏻💪🏻
💯💯
@@lawncuttingplusdeltame 4/5
Ikr, you just know its gonna be quality viewing 😅🤘👍🇬🇧🇺🇸
Real
Love the Long Island audit impression. So good
Simply genious. Youre the man
I'M OBSESSED WITH TOO APREE BEING LONG ISLAND AUDIT
Absolutely honorable police response and de escalation of the scene..I don't even care what their reasoning was..served everyone fairly and humanly, didn't try to create a criminal out of a great dude..TOO APREE
Came here to say that exactly
Good format! Enjoyed the video. Love the Long Island Audit recheck.
You can tell the local PD has been heavily educated on the 1st ammendment.
New t-shirt, "keep calm and clench up!"
Wow! You found the one American woman tasked with enforcing Danish copyright laws. I wonder how she was chosen for that prestigious responsibility.
Because she thinks Denmark is close to Amsterdam. (I'm Dutch)
@@EricvZ1967and im danish 😅 and i agree.. i dont live near Amsterdam.. i have to go through Germany to get there 🤷
Count me in...I am an American who once lived in Denmark and have a Danish daughter there too. :) btw Denmark is a phenomenal country! :) Tusin Tak til min Dansk Venners. :)
😂
We have a Denmark here in Maine not far from South Paris.
Your video editing is EPIC! Love you man! Keep doing what you do! And shout out to my favorite Auditor Long Island Audit! 🙌🏾
Respect. Watched all your stuff. More Florida Florida. Chill is best. Keep it coming brother. Much love. oh Beck yeah!
Police having to go down the block to inform all the businesses that you're a law abiding citizen and can't be arrested is Hilarious!😂
They're trying to streamline the "explanation" process otherwise they'll be getting the same call from a different Karen every 10 minutes🙃
@@rebeccaplucis746
Annoyance is not synonymous with harassment.
Standing outside of a shop with a camera may be annoying but it's not a crime and the officer giving them a heads up did nothing to "protect" anyone but nice try🤡
@@rebeccaplucis746that’s when you feelings come in and your feelings don’t trump any rights
Well it's a good idea (or use mass emails). Because technically the businesses are wasting police resources with false reports, which is a crime. So it probably saves the city money to have 1 officer teach the business owners, so they dont call with false complaints again.
The editing is FIRE
JA AYEE APREE THAT !! YOU'RE INSPIRIN ME TO KEEP UPPIN IT FOR YALL !!
Best editing here it really vibes up the vibes @@TooApree
He cracks me up he told the person at probation "I'm not Herr to play the lottery "😂😂😂
The whole police dept seems educated. None of them were cocky or seem to have huge egos. Now the village shop owners or workers know more than they did yesterday. Great video, all your hard work is making a difference. Beck yeah!!!
When that guy said “hit the road” I was 99% sure Seef was gonna say “oh no sir that would hurt.”
That store lady told a lie and a half about that TV😂
Hilarious how you told them to clinch the butt cheeks if they are uncomfortable and the psychological operation you used on the girl lying about everything and then being caught in lies was epic. Gotta say these were some great officers you encountered in the village, we need more like them all over the country.
Anxiety and uncomfort that he is feeling just leading up to doing this is why it pisses me off so bad when I hear people talk junk about First amendment auditors and call them frauditors.. people don't understand how hard this is how uncomfortable this is and how much balls it takes to do.
Lmao at the Karen getting upset that you told her to clench her buttcheeks hahahaha. That was gold
Eh, she had a point, and it’s solid advice to a seemingly autistic dude. If some dude was out front of my wife’s store filming and telling her to clench her butt cheeks, first amendment protected or not he’d catch a swift right from me.
Her butt cheeks were already fully clenched. 😂
The echos of Tucker Carlson tonight
👻
That occifer doing the education rounds is a legend. Not only knows the relevant laws but also follows 1A audit videos to stay informed of current affairs. You can clearly see by the way he handles himself that he cares about people and cares about doing a great job. BRAVO SIR!
It will be a great day when everybody is educated and auditors have nowhere to go.
Occifer😭
"Calming the public" - Beck yeah, occifer, that's chill or whatever!
@@Sifo_Dyasor whatever
The northeast is like a friendly old ghost
This is a great tribute to LIA and the independent journalist community. Stand up and take a bow Sean, you've earned it.
Definitely a light, fun way to appreciate what auditors do. Sean impersonation is hilarious.
Y’all my daughters got me a Too Apree cameo for my birthday soooo amazing!!! He put so much time and thought into it, messaging back and forth with them to learn about me and my interests. 2 minutes and 45 seconds of nothing but laughs highly recommend!! Beck yeah Asif I hope you see this; thank you so much it really made me happy 😊
That’s pretty cool!
Oh BECK YEAH
I want to see it.. did you post it?
how do i order one for my wife? we love too apree :)
Our legend😊😊
When the police have to go out of their way to proactively inform the citizenry of their constitutional rights, you are doing a wonderful service.
Beck yeah!
If I hit the road I'm going to mess up my knuckles 😂
“I’m not at liberty to discuss that 🤓😄” that was awesome Asif lmao
hilarious that he got her to say the "clench b-cheeks" thing like 4 times!
I've easily watched over 500 auditing videos. This is the funniest one I ever watched, very entertaining 😂
Watch him do Butterfly Boy! Honestly one of the funniest things I've ever watched! 🤣🤣🤣
If he gets a another comedian and does AP and Watchmen that would be funny.
Whole channel rules
i always look forward to your videos. you blend comedy and auditing so perfectly. you're a genius
That has the best form of flattery Sean!!! It's so funny!!! I love the comedy!!! I laughed my butt off!!! Good job!!!
This is absolutely incredible. Keep on Crushing it. I’m a Government employee and Love to see folks think they can control others when they actually cannot. Cheers
You love to see folks think they can control others? I guess you are a government employee..
@@hotwheelskng1573bruh stop lol. Why can’t you just be chill
@@hotwheelskng1573 touchè, I think the Love others with control government employee without the cost of them so he can be 😉🤪.
I am not playing the Lottery . LOL🤣🤣🤣
Too Apree you are a genius. You're doing an incredible job with the production.
Please investigate the DMV for clandestine activities! I know there is something going on there, because every time I go i notice more and more signs of CO.
"I have Students inside that are uncomfortable being filmed through the door"..
Log Cabin in the Woods Lady
May I suggest a little butt clenching?
THEN GIVE THEM ALL HUGS
She was Teaching them to fear..
Yes, I thought it was the craziest lie. It’s like why are you looking at my apartment building while I am sleeping
No loitering? So how do you read the million notices they've placed up all over the place then? Those people are crazy.
@4The Record
That was my immediate thought too.
Oh no i’m not doing the lottery of whatever.
Maybe your just slow?
That's correct. No Loitery. That waiting area used have a significant gambling problem.
Quit lying 😢😢😢 prove intent. @@makaveli087
When you can get an officer to educate the whole town for you. Job well done. A whole town that knows just a little bit more about the most important document in their life.
From this day going forward my butt cheeks shall remain clenched during uncomfortable TOO APREE encounters. It is already helping!
Loved it
Its good advice for jail also.
All for better schpinkter control. 🤓
I started laughing out loud… and couldn’t stop! Had NO idea where the tip was going when you started with the rice and chicken to the lady 🤣😂 holy COW!!! 🤣😂
Lmfao, this was hilarious 😂 don't tell me the clench my buttcheeks
I was waiting for you to say I'm from Florida or whathever! Hahah great video!!
14:48 NO it was so funny when she said "clench your butt cheeks" so seriously 😂😭
20:59 the "im not at liberty to discuss that" was funny especially since the asifer immediately realized the callback. good vibes between you two man that's too good.
I loved that too haha
This was one of your best for sure.the whole Long Island thing was epic..loved every second of this oe seriously 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 Beck Yea🤙🏼