Corvus Checks in on You | ASMR
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- čas přidán 13. 06. 2024
- Corvus takes a break from his hectic schedule to pay you a personal visit, as it has been quite some time since his last full length treatment session with you.
00:00:00 Ze New Assistant
00:02:16 Ze Apologiez for ze Absence
00:04:26 "Congratulations?"
00:08:29 All About YOU
00:10:00 Ze Metalcal Bag
00:11:06 Ze Calming Patient Handz
00:15:19 Ze Vitalz Examz
00:15:55 Ze Examiningz of Your Heartz
00:17:15 Ze Examiningz of Your Breazingz
00:18:44 Ze Examiningz of Your Brain
00:20:59 Ze Eyez Exam
00:25:41 Ze New Pebble Treatment
00:27:17 Ze New Experimental Pill
00:33:14 Dave'z Special Concoction
00:34:43 Ze Concluding of ze Session
00:35:18 Zhat's a Wrap!
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Corvus is the kinda guy to ask if you need a hand and proceed to hand you a severed hand
@@m0-m0597 that's what you name the hand 🖐️
"Sweet! A new hand for my collection"
I think he has actually done something very similar. So very true
The issue is the price for said hand, I don’t think an arm and a leg is doable unfortunately.
Doc, can you lend me a hand?
(Corvus throws a severed hand to us)
Corvus is my favorite! The accent is so consistent and convincing that my brain can't comprehend that he isn't actually a separate person from you.
🪶👀👀
They're the same person????!!!!
Im a simple man.
I see Corvus,
I click.
“Call it intuition, call it hacking into your computer and reading your patient diary…” 😂😂😂 this is why we love you corvis❤
Thomas is actually an omnipotent being. We just haven't that side of him yet
Pssst seen
That turtle Thomas and he gets a pebble
My friend Thomas likes turtles so I think he kidnapped my friend and turned him into a turtle and im next im going to be turned into a frog
@@kraze35356bro is looking for asmr to relax to cope with the reality of being transformed into a frog
Corvus is the definition of chaotic good and it's great
He’s just like me fr
@@syilviefoxx5771 "literally me" next lvl
Corvus is by far my favorite ER character. He's just so cozy and wholesome, even considering his strange methods of medicine.
character?
@@femur_farmer7082 Indeed! You are quite the character yourself, Femur Farmer!
If you haven't already, go back and check out the
"You've got the plague" episode with corvus, everything is done so well its absolutely stunning.
Set is incredible, costume is 100% perfect, props, man... just so good.
@@Vigilant_Patriot_Media_LSA Alright, I'll be sure to check it out, thanks.
What about tardus the turtle?
“Are you doing trollings” i have never been so relaxed by a simple phrase
Corvus is just so pure. This world isn't built for such a being.
Not to rain on your parade but Corvus will casually theaten anyone who gets to close to his secrets, drive people insane by just removing his mask and is routinely torturing people
Corvus: I wouldn't make babies with my cousin. That would be disgusting and gross. I don't think anyone would do that.
Als Corvus, a few seconds later: She is married to my brother :D
Right?? Like afaik they are actual brothers and not step-brothers or anything, so that was very funny.
But did his brother and his cousin have babies? If they're *just* married then he's still correct that no one's done that.
@@monochromedream-eatingbaku well Nelarthatep I don't believe has any real family, and because Corvus and William aren't actually human beings like we would consider, it's my belief what he's saying isn't necessarily accurate
I know it cracked me up! Then I fell asleep. Lol
@@HexFire03lmao ist William Being Possessed by nearlatothep?
I’m so grateful that we have such a great doctor like Corvus to cure what ails us. we can always count on him
👏🏼👏🏼
Clueless
@@m0-m0597 surely he is not scp-049
I feel like a banana. I understand Thomas perfectly. His thoughts project into my mind like diamond bells. Glad you’re here, err doc
I think I’ve just had a stroke
@@hope4fur130 mtooeehhh tt566tyoo
Huh
Searched for a Corvus ASMR to fall asleep to and gets blessed with a new one uploaded only some seconds ago.
My brain must have notifications enabled.
Same lol
👏🏼👏🏼
Wireless brain procedure paying off
@@vitalikpu 😂😂😂
neuralink at its finest
I’ve excited to see that Corvus is back. And he took a moment to check up on us? We really are his favorite patient
"I would not have a child with my cousin, I don't think anybody would do such a thing and besides, she's married to my brother, William"
Good lord these jokes have layers
As someone prone to panic attacks at random, I adore delving into the ERU to get away from this damn world. Ty for probably giving plenty of us a lovely comfort universe Uncle E 💙
I've kept the An Exquisite Beaking video open in a spare tab to play as background ASMR/relaxation ever since it came out, so I'm absolutely delighted to see Corvus again! I admit his family tree confuses me a little, but I get the feeling that it confuses him a little too so that's okay. Do your best/worst, Doc, I'm ready for my treatment!
It's a perfectly normal side effect of travelling through the Rift...your family tree gets a bit...weird.
Yes! My favorite Bird Doctor is back!
Scott tf2
👏🏼👏🏼
LOUT TF2
ITS YOU
Oh I missed Corvus so much! It's always a pleasure to see my favorite plague doctor!
I missed him too.
I don't know why but corvus has always been one of my comfort characters! I see him kind of as the "Funny silly" doctor-role that doesn't stay serious almost all of the time and is very very very kind to the patient themselves! ^_^
Corvus, my beloved. He's consistently been my favorite employee for years. Dave is a close second though, I love his whispers.
I can’t tell you how much I’ve missed Corvus, it’s nice to see him back!!! :D
I swear. Corvus is my comfort character
I love corvus an unreasonable amount
CORVUS IS BACK! HE'S BACK!! YEAHHH!!!
I needed this so much today! Thanks, Corvus!
I have such an unexplainable reaction to seeing a new Corvus video EVERY TIME! I gasp, I'm so grateful, every time!! Thank you!!! He just brings such comfort
It’s been awhile since our last meet up Corvus, glad to see you again.
Corvus always manages to make me feel better no matter how shit I'm feeling. You have no true idea how much I appreciate that
No one loves me like Herr doctor 😩❤️😢 the amount of validation I get from being his "favoritest patient" is unparalleled, you couldn't pry it from my cold dead hands, bless him. Live love Corvus 🤧😎☺️
Oh, I am so happy to see Corvus again. He's the reason I subscribed, years ago.
ER is so good at everything he does. His acting is perfect. His voice is very calm and acts perfect. His ideas never run out and the quality and caring is beautiful. I can't describe it better. Thank you
My favourite doctor returns! and with a handsome little assistant. truly a pairing for the ages.
Don't worry small friend. you'll do a fine job I bet.
Corvus was on a diet but found it hard because he was always peckish
I need a shirt that says “Corvus Clemmons’ #1 Star Patient”
New Corvus video, let’s gooooooooo!
We love Corvus in this household!
I don't spend as much time on this channel as I used to in years past, but I will always return for my favorite bird doctor! ❤❤❤
I love when a Corvus video is posted when you're sick so it feels like a personal visit
I love Thomas. ❤️ I hope he decides to come along when other doctors visit us or give us more treatments.
Corvus my dearest doctor, where have you been?
I enjoy Jokings with Dr. Corvus
Bro Corvus is my favorite character I’m glad you are stilling being him after all this time
Uncle E Corvus is just too good of a charecter and the way he speaks is very very calming, I literally fall asleep to him calming me down every time
It's good to see Corvus again, it has been a minute! Can't wait for the body modification procedure as well!
He always checks in on us, it's time we check in on him
The pebble treatment actually helped
Oh maaaan ze pebble treatment and Corvus saying “pebble” through his mask is 😫🤌🏻*chefs kiss*
your corvus videos were some of the first i ever saw from you back in 2015… and i’ve been watching you religiously ever since!
My first time seeing Corvus. One of the best videos I've ever experienced.
He's an absolute gem
Even though he's jsut visiting. Corvus is hands-on as always.
Yea! A new Corvus video. Here we go! I'm his most favoritest patient!
One of the reasons I really like Corvus: it's nice to pretend that a doctor actually cares about my health and well-being
This guy knows how to make a good asmr video, with a slight humor, following the roleplay and that kind of stuff. I feel like he's always the first person to ask "Are you okay?"
I'm stuck at home miserably sick with Covid right now, and my favorite doctor came to check on me? What a blessing!
Corvus is my spirit animal
Corvus actually seems like the nicest guy,he is fs one of my most favorites ! Sometimes i don't even think its you with the accent its so convincing 😭💗
Oh I’ve missed Corvus!! Welcome back Dr. ❤️
Love how all the time "chapters" have "ze" it's just funny to me I don't know why😹
It's always great to receive a visit from Dr. Corvus
It's amazing to see corvus againnn!! I'm probably gonna go to sleep early when I have the chance.
That glove/shirt/bottle cap combo was elite
Great to see an old friend again.
god corvus' gritty voice is so good man. i fucking love how "coarse" and not-smooth (rough?) it is.
I don't know why but Corvus always helps me relax and fall asleep which is really hard for me because ever since I was little I've had sleeping problems so when I need a good night sleep I always come to my favorite plague doctor 😄
Corvus! My most favourite Doctor! So glad to see you my friend!
Love Corvus so happy to have another video with him in it!
Its so nice to have ze hier doctor back around it's very nice and he's nice I just love the wholesome guy
A good, relaxing and free of plague analysis
So tempted to try and write out the lore and family tree of Corvus, but I'm afraid I would run out of paper.
And string.
And thumbtacks. 😄
Please bring back corvus i miss him so much
He’s back! This brings me so much joy!!!
YES i’ve been waiting for another installment!!! You’re the best Corvus - signed, your favorite patient 😷
Nice to see that corvus hasn’t changed that much sense the last time I saw him
My most favoritest character returns
I missed Corvus 😊
Thanks for being constant with crovus. I remember when we were waiting for him for 2 years.
Now we need thomas asmr
I just realized, the fact that Corvus has an accent that doesn't belong to an English speaking country (no clue what accent he DOES have though) and wears a mask (so his voice is muffled) really helps me fall asleep because I have to focus on his voice to understand him, and for some reason that helps
I swear his content never fails to amaze me. He has such imagination when it comes to these videos. It’s awesome to be able to come home from work or school and see a new vid drop. You’ll always have me as a fan!
I adore the timing of this one.
I was feeling really scared and anxious for no discernable reason, and this helped get me much more relaxed in just a couple minutes. I'm not saying Corvus is magic, but I'm not _not_ saying he's magic.
Omg yess, I watched all the corvus videos at least five times now, I was waiting patiently for another to drop by. Thank you!
Another masterpiece Paul. ERU is growing at an alarming rate. Almost matching that of our own universe
Good to hear from you Corvus. Glad you was checkin in
I'm glad to see him alive and well. And i hope that Official Murray find the "troublemakers" of the Cafeteria.
Wow! Long time, no see, Corvus! Pleasure to have you back!
Love Corvus so much
happy to see dr corvus is still thriving in his practice.
My favorite doctor.
Absolutely amazing return to form!
Ah Corvus is back for our treatments.
So relaxing, more please❤
OH MY LORDS CORVIS IS BACK
❤🧡💛 perfect timing like always I really enjoy every single video you put out , thank you very much
Yay Corvus! I missed him. Always super relaxing and makes me smile.
This has been an emotional week for me. I needed some Corvus Care. Thank you.
Good to see corvus is still here, he's great! 😊❤
These videos are just amazing, so relaxing
love corvus! the slightly muffled audio always gives me such intense tingles.
I genuinely view you as a mentor in my life. Thank you for your years of caring for me.
Missed Corvus, last time I saw him, he was trimming my bush.