Ze Face Puncture Experiment | ASMR
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You wake up to find yourself once again involuntarily participating in yet another experiment performed by Herr Doktor, Corvus Clemmons, Chief Plague Doctor at Arkham Sanitarium.
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Why does this have 5 likes lol
Wow i didn't expect that
Oh snap i fell asleep😴 waching that @w@
@@elireyes3799 now its have 112 likes
Ive found a gap in your story.
How can a pantient escape when you can see everything that a patient sees and feels etc...
(I remember from a video u made about an intervieuw and room search, it was about an escape of a patient.)
Doctor: "Could you hold this for me for a second, thank you."
*stabs face*
*Sr pelo screams*
Joke on you I'm am made of clay
ASDF Movie intensifies
@@jhonenamrhein6514 I was bout to say that, the grenade short is basically this
@@benjiXP And the knife one.
Y'know this whole channel could just be a movie out of order
Exactly what I’ve been thinking from the moment I found this channel two years ago 🤣
It's more like a tv show we watch
Like the avengers
Absolutely!!
@gbc_Cookie ah yes, my favourite movie
Just when the world needed him most, he returns in a suit.
😂
>:'( A FRICKING SUIT DUDE!
Corvus returns! *que superman theme*
Nah, he's just here to check up on his 12 month ongoing experiment
@@abrokennut4687 not 12am,but 3am
Just thinking about the conversation he would have had to get this experiment approved is amusing to me
Professor: "So let me get this straight, your 'experiment' will be sticking sharp things in the patients face, wipe their memory and send them back in time"
Corvus: "yes, that's correct"
Professor: "And what is the purpose of this experiment"
Corvus: "It will be fun"
In my defense, it was funny.
“What is the purpose?” “S c i e n c e”
To be fair the Professor and Corvus are brothers so it probably was approved instantly
The purpose is to see how old-world/new-world doktors will treat their injuries.
Bold of you to assume he reports all of his experiments. Well documented? Of course, he's not a heathen. Reported? Eh, sometimes.
When the glare hits his glasses it looks like hes blinking.
He should put on fake eyelashes
@Sir Knight yea but cute
For the longest time, when I first started watching Rift's videos, I thought it was him blinking.
Just saw it, and went to see if anyone else noticed
@@TheStateOfWisconsin kinda sus ngl
ok so everybody gonna act like this dude didnt say that nurse manleys nuttsack ran away and "grew a pair" with out laughing bruh
Right
I don't remember that, must've happened before the pill
When was this
@@virgil6290 13:24
I was gunna sleep to this, then I I hurd " nut sack" and I thought I was hearing things, but no, he said that his nut sack ran off... Ｗｈａｔ
Corvus: “Don’t jape with me”
Also Corvus: *Stabs your face full of needles to mess with doctors in the past
Scp 049 is the one that hates japing
For science
Nah that was SCP-049 not corvus he's an entirely different entity but they look similar
@@theeguy9022 ohhh gotcha, it’s hard to tell them apart. But then again, have we ever seen Corvus and SCP-049 in the same room together? Hmmm...
@@mr.mulligan2604 corvus has a much brighter voice 049 has a colder voice and he always has the black suit on that is his skin
Ah, Corvus, you may be cutting me open, giving me dodgy potions or just adding extra bits, but you'll always be my favourite.
favorite*
Gotta appreciate with correct spelling
@@maddylemmon9463 *Got to
I do appreciate good spelling. I'm British and we spell favourite with a 'u'.
@@ChampagneFanny just like how you spell colour With a u?
@@maddylemmon9463 not everyone speaks american english and the sheer fact that you "corrected" them is midly infuriating.
@@stormflavored8829 I was appreciating the comment and was joking. Im well aware that not everyone speaks English. The person who originally commented explained why it was spelled that way and taught me something new.
ER at the beginning: "How did this happen"
Me knowing exactly what happened but not wanting to tell on Corvus for all those times he's had our back when we're caught outside our rooms at night.
🤔🤔🙊🙊
He says in the video that he gave you a pill that wipes your memory of the last 2 or 3 hours
@@keiko3520 lol yes, but I still know as a viewer. Also he tells us multiple times he's going to slip us notes for when we go back, which a note from corvus after not having any memory for the last 3 hours and waking with needles in my face, I would take the hint that Corvus played a part in it lol.
@Marina Ward
Interesting opinion. 👁👄👁
I usually don't use them, but for the sake of the meme format I needed something~
@Marina Ward maybe the emojis don’t like ur comments
Agreed!!! I love Corvus too much to snitch on him... Besides, I now have a great career as a pin cushion!!
*Ohhh, so this is how we got the spikes on our face, I thought we just ran into a porcupine made of thumbtacks.*
Yesss🥰
I thought what ER said
That is a cursed mental image
I just assumed a mirror broke when I looked into it.
I thought we insulted magneto.
10:10
“Don’t trust the professor” has come up before in his videos, and red ink? Thats the same color as the recurring red string... The plot thickens.
The Professor is soon to be in possession of something virulent.
Ooooo, the Professor had "don't trust Corvus" on his notepad-
I like to think they did this as a joke like: "Let's mess up with the patients and see who they decide to trust"
@@haridaravenegastorres4991 yea, and the Professor had "don't trust Corvus", who either started all this as an experiment, found out some unspeakable dark secret of William's or merely due to sibling rivalry.
Don’t trust Micah bell !!!!
2:29 I actully freaked out, my tired mind really thought the mask was blinking
Lol me too
Me too.
Saaame
Same, thought it was some spider man shit for a second
Same no cap I had to do a double take
This is pre-"Removing sharp objects from your face"
It all makes sense now.
Edit: for those who still dont understand it, i hereby ask you to check out the pastrami sammich.
No, it damn well doesn't.
@@bright7597 this is a completely regular medical treatment what do you mean
I disagree - the "then" Bit in the beginning implies that video was in the past right
@@epicloltrollface Corvus said that the patient will be send through the rift back in time
*ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER* *SLOWLY BUT SURELY*
So just a coincidence that I was just talking about Corvus, I guess he knows when people need him.
Nice 🥰
@GameDox 20 they are scattered. But they exist. Me and my girlfriend just beat the 3rd game again!
@GameDox 20 well the new one isn’t really a littlebigplanet game though is it
ME TOO!!! Although I summoned him about a week ago for much different reasons. Ohh well... Her Doctor is here to comfort me now!
**Corvus smashes into the room from the window** WHO SUMMONED ME?
I really like how at some point Corvus almost loses his temper over not finding his gloves like he did in that one joke video
I didn't realize that until now
uncle rift puts alot of detail in his work
corvus seems like someone that would be scary and stuff but he just seems like a genuinely nice guy that does experiments on you because you let him.
Man I've been waiting to get my eyes pierced
Highly underrated
Cool
I'm so dead ☠️☠️
I wanna get my eyes tattooed but 1 its expensive and 2 I dont like the chances of going blind
I ate a really good French Dip sandwich using deli roast beef, provolone cheese, and hoagie buns! To make the dip I used French onion soup, beef consommé and beef stock, these ingredients all mixed together create a succulent and juicy flavor! I hope you all get to eat a really good sandwich as well!
Who do you work for?
You’re so wholesome.
Thank you sandwich man. I have a question what's your favorite sandwich?
@@_username_7147 hes the sandwich man all of them
I think you meant sammich there, bud.
Me when the original was uploaded: How did I get all these pins in my head?
Me now: *Oh. Corvus, that explains everything.*
I've seen you before.
Hol' up what?!
What was the original
Ah hello mi'lord
Hi Kevin. Fancy seeing you here lol
Corvus: **Talks about Iggy's Nut Sack** Me: **Knows it's supposed to make you laugh, So tries not to but fails wheezing in stupid.**
Timestamp?
@@lokirae3 13:24
@@SIXZRN thanks!
For a moment I read the title as “ze face puncher”
Haha lol
You will fall asleep after this punch!
Egg
Asmr punching, ah yes
Whatever it takes, Im going to make you sleep
Haha
when corvus said he thought someone stole his gloves again my heart skipped a beat out of pure fear
Same
I'm having flashbacks now
my favorite sound
Wait what happened?
In a few months, Rift wouldn't be JUST role-playing.
Dare or hear
We miss you homie!
Try to get verification
Pls don't go to the theatre
At least Corvus would be able to actually hear a man behind him cocking a gun
The lore is so intense, I love this channel with a passion
Nwo, sibling rivals, Arkham sanitarium, and the rifts, yea it gets pretty intense.
I swear if we get to the season finale or whatever and it turns out corvus was the bad guy, imma be very unhappy
Nah, Corvus is just the ultimate chaotic neutral XD
@@miles6492 "For science!"
..."And occasionally because I can so I will and you can't stop me"
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT THE PRECIOUS!!!
Nice pfp :)
@@puddle.drinker eyy, best game ever made ;)
Corvus is the only person to ever say I have a beautiful face.
How can people not like this guy?
I don't know maybe because of his mask?
I mean it looks cool
@@RRTSMPlayz that a reason to like him not dislike him
The only other person who comes close is Dr. Face from the Measuring Your Facial Features video.
You have a beautiful face
Read the title lol
corvus: *says something about being impregnated *
me: *chokes on my chips*
You have been doing this for eight years man, thank you, keep it up, you’ve been doing so well and we appreciate everything you do.
no hes been doing it for 138,897 centuries what are you talking about?
sometimes i do things my bad I completely forgot
@@keithhoy6516 we all make mistakes in the heat of passion, jimbo
logically I know he’s probably human, but I enjoy imagining that he in fact IS a bird doctor and the mask is form fitting
So you're saying he just has this massive beak shaped formation of flesh on his face?
Be better if he was some kind of powerful entity rather than being human
@@fakeempress1087 Yes, or some sort of entity who "borrowed" human parts....the Curious Capsules experiment *did* help with that-
More like an actual bird with functioning beak rather than a terrifying flesh triangle
@@user-of6sk8jf2j man this is Corvus who knows what Corvus is
My Halloween costume? Obviously I'm going as Corvus Cle- I mean a plague doctor...I'm going as a plague doctor.
I've been seeing u in all the comment sections in all of the vids i watch
Same.
O I'm going as Margaret!
I loved when Corvus was about to yell when he couldn't find his gloves it always gets me XD
Who else got a lil scare when he said "I think someone stole my gloves again?"
Corvus did 2020 confirmed
Wait... Again?!?!?!!
@@Whetfaartz1 yeah
@@Whetfaartz1 yea he ended all life as we know it but it's all good now
@@Whetfaartz1 yea he ended all life as we know it but it's all good now
Finally, the prequel is out. I've been waiting for this one!
Me too🥰😊
stop lying, nobody could've known he was going to make a second video
That's the whole point? I was hoping that there would be a prequel so we could see how we got the stuff stuck in us in the first place. The surprise is the best part
What if this was actually the sequel lmao
We all know you werent
The beaking part was lovely. I need more. Would be even nicer if there was a subtle sound from it.
Great video as always.
For anyone wondering what the actual number was the Corvus said as a whole was,
Experiment no. 5,600,080,204,000,000
That’s five quadrillion, six hundred trillion, eighty billion, two hundred and four million
Yes I’m this bored, it’s 3:25am
Dang
Super long number but appreciate the effort, thanks for letting us know
i just read this at 3:25am...it seems the lore is escaping the boundaries of the videos
I thought I was tripping at the start of the video before I realised it was just a flashback
As soon as I seen Corvus's mask I clicked, I am so happy to see my favorite doctor!
Me.tooo🥰
Me: *sees Corvus in the thumbnail*
Also me: *presses video to hard that my screen broke*
@@RRTSMPlayz ello ello ello
@@tabithathecat hi hi hi
@@RRTSMPlayz :0
Even though ER has mask on, I can literally visualize his facial expression and body language underneath just from watching him for so long. Another great video, another great sleep I shall be blessed with.
"I am incapable of performing mating ritual. I actually do not have such body parts, yes."
Now there's a story to be told...
Guys imagine how ASMR has become important in our life. It cures our insomnia, sleepless nights, relieves us from stress, it also distracts us from the pain and hurt that we feel inside, and sometimes it becomes our refuge when we feel lonely, bullied, or mistreated. I’m so glad it has been popular in my times. Thank you Ephemeral!
My hate and jealousy are supressed by listening to metal (doom osts generally) while my insomnia and anxiety s are cured by listening to asmr. I dont know what would i do without them
@@vagariroamer5983 to calm down I listen to rap, to cure my rage I yeet my xbox controller and to sleep I watch ASMR
Nice speech! I totally agree! But now I feel kinda addicted to asmr and can't "turn off" without asmr anymore. :/
@@Philtopy I just started doing a lot of cardio and working out so I feel tired out and don't rely on ASMR to sleep all the time
I just watch it for the plot.
Oh, oh, oh! Putting a layer of cling wrap over the camera lens would add to the feeling of being poked ;) or maybe the light would reflect off the plastic too much and wouldn't help at all. Just an idea, big E
Nice idea🥰
Yeah the ceran wrap would definitely reflect the camera light so, we would end up with 1 of 2 things either an all bright white screen like you got flash banged, or we would just see the camera reflected and its transparent because of the wrap so it would be weird since we could see all the camera and Uncle Rift
How would that add to the feeling
@@erin3967 hint "stick a needle in your eye"
cuz it would simulate getting your eye stabbed with a needle
Or maybe a little bit of ballistic gelatin
Me: (sees Corvus in the thumbnail)
Also me: (happiness noises)
Also me again: (reads title)
Also me me,has a fear of needles: (speaks softly) *DON'T*
Me in the inside: *confused screaming*
I've always been a little sceptical about ASMR. Never really gave it a shot but I'm glad i took a chance on the "What SCP Are You?" video. Corvus is definitely my favourite character of yours though.
That's the exact video I found him on too
Give this man an Oscar already !!
Honestly Corvus is one of the interesting, diverse and memorable chars I've seen yet, ER should really try out sth film like
Yessss
Sure think
I see another asmr youtuber
And another
Seeing "ze" and "doctor" in the same sentence gives me flashbacks... MEEEEEDIIIIC! DOKTOR!
Memories of a scout with 124hp stealing the heavy's sandwich from the Medic that's almost dead
"*HELP NOW!*
I AM BULLETPROOOOOF
Pootis.
CHARGE ME DOKTOR!
Corvus talking with patient.
Corvus: You have never seen me without the mask? well I never take it off.
Corvus: If I take it off will I die? It would be extremely painful.
Usually of Corvus did take off his mask in front of the patient, they will go insane
Also is it me or am I see the reference of this....
@@RRTSMPlayz You think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark.
I was born in it, molded by it.
I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
Lol this channel is like reading a choose your own adventure book in order, and I'm here for it.
"By chance, have you happened to have been impregnated with a xenomorph embryo?"
*Um, no-?*
"Oh you were."
*oh god really, okay-*
I just realized...
we are all the favorite patient ❤️
There can only be one
@@Brass_Bucklethere's no room for all of us >:)
“Favorite patient”, I bet you tell that to all your patients.
I've accomplished everything in my life. I'm proud parent of a queen xenomorph queen. I've got needles all over my face. And then got them removed. My life is complete
Wait what, why are you a proud parent of a Queen Xenomorph? Second of all, how do you fuck a Xenomorph?
One needs to learn secrets of the monsterfuckery
@@barbthatsitjustbarb5680 Why did your comment make me laugh?
@@lokirae3 I've got PhD in humor.
And also close to becoming a vet tech but anyway
@@barbthatsitjustbarb5680 oooo! A vet tech! I've looked at the veterinarian field, but I'm questioning other options. I kinda want to be a geneticist
I missed you doctor Corvus! 💞
Me too🥰
We all miss him 😂🤣
I miss the part when he wasn't here ;)
@@mr_bubbles5785 oi I'm telling Corvus you said that
Yeah, I missed him too 🖤✨
Dr Corvus: I will send you back in time to 2020
Me: NO NOT THAT ANY OTHER TIME BUT THAT !!!
"A thumbtack. Normally for tacking thumbs..."
:0
We've been through more then 56 million experiments, according to this guy, just remember that.
Corvus is just so soothing. Also could we possibly get corvus singing us a lullaby or reading a poem of some sort?
Y e s that would be just-👌
Corvus beauty guru asmr.
He cleans his mask with wipes, brushes, maybe uses some whiteout on faded spots, windex for his eyeglass...
And finishing off the look with attaching huge fake lashes to his eye holes and posing.
YES
The Nutsack segment omg. Just to good I laughed the whole time while eating ice cream late at night while imagine nurse manly having his Nutsack played with by everyone. This is great!
I’m new here. Been watching just for a few months but I can 100% say that when he transforms into Doctor Corvus I literally feel like my body can’t move. I get super sleepy. Then.......
Corvus being an advanced Chaotic Neutral.
More like an Neutral Evil
Ah, Corvus Is My Favorite Character- I Oddly Feel He's Actually A Friend. He's Adorable In A Weird Way. Hope To See More Of Herr Doktor!
There is no one in this ASMR world more creative then ER. Absolutely stunning work as always
Got the notification for this video while in my college class, worrying about all the schoolwork I had waiting for me at home, and suddenly realized that everything was gonna be okay
i feel like there is something more sinister going on, the "do not trust the professor" It is just all suspicious, and i really want to know what is happening. The lore is really interesting and deeply constructed, it's almost like MatPat should try and watch some of these videos and try and figure out what is going on.
I missed Corvus a lot. The needles thing was kind of a dick move though
Me too🥰
Hola fellow chocolate addict
@@door.4975 hola, completo desconocido del Internet que ama el chocolate también
@@addictedtochocolate920
Um yes I definitely understand what you just said
@@door.4975 they said, “hello complete stranger from the internet that likes chocolate also”
This is a very good way of treating patients. I wish I could meet this fellow plague doctor.
Same
Damn even SCPs be meeting at Arkham
How does ER not have a million subscribers yet?
This dude is a genius!
20:31
I legit got scared because I knew what was coming
just read closely to what he says and if U watched previous videos, you’ll probably connect the 2
@Goldengames27 he once made a video called something along the lines of "when corvus can't find his gloves" it was like a minute long non-asmr video in which he just searches his gloves-doesn't find them and then starts screaming really loudly. In the same way as he almost did in this video.
@Goldengames27 so effectively, in the video When Corvus Gets Mad, he loses his gloves and brings about the Apocalypse
@@tabithathecat yup
@@tabithathecat yuppie
Sank you for ze treatment, doktah. I feel so much besser now.
🥰😊
🤣
dear god the CONTINUITY, the CINEMATIC CONSISTENCY,
The Nutsack running gag is killing me😂😂
For real lol I laughed so hard
I am currently listening to Corvous Capsules, but yeas now I have more Great Ephemeral Rift to listen to thank you so much for this. You truly are a amazing person Uncle Rift
Me tooo🥰😊
i tell you, this man will NEVER run out of ideas
True
True 🥰
İnfinity war ashes dealer lmao
Says hes gonna send me back to early 2020
YOU ARE A TRUE MONSTER
“Speaking about getting screwed by your doctor...”
***I’m so happy he didn’t mention my bill!***
Pffff-
underrated comment right here
I await the day a god tier playlist drops with the RIFTS in order
I would like you to know that El Doctor, Corvus Clemmons will be an npc in my next D&D campaign. I hope I have your consent
If it’s successful and gets published, may I have the link?
is it el doctor? I thought it was herr doktor.
Herr doctor makes mor sense, I thought it was el doctor in the beginning to😂
Yah, it’s Herr Doctor. Says so in the description and whatnot.
So thankful to have another session with you herr doktor, goodbyes from Spain♥️
When your Corvus switches off his darkmode:
Well I mean that explains why he is in a white mask
"Yo man, i got a little itch on the left!"
Can't believe I can now say I've been 'screwed' by a doctor.
I love how this is one of the few ASMR channels that has an actual mythos.
Gives it more authenticity.
Patient 42069 (the viewer): wakes up confused
Crovus: starts putting sharp objects in my face casually
Ephemeral Rift should be a video game developer. His plots are so amazing.
I woul be first to play his games
Wouldn’t movie script writer be better. There’s a lot more to gaming than just plot.
@Crynaotlod no
Crynaotlod Ok female
@@lexthe29th14 sounds a bit sexist
I'm finishing up a project and now just getting ready to sleep coz it's 03:25 AM, thank you so much for the perfect timing
Good night tingle lover🥰
There's just something about OG white beak Corvus
Corvus doesn’t give me any tingles, but he’s still one of my favorite characters in all of ASMRdom, and I will always click on his videos.
At around 2:33 I thought you added eye lids to the mask.
Same
Thank god I’m not the only one 😂
I swear i saw him blink
Bruh I was having it play in the corner and I wasn’t paying close attention but then I swear I saw him blink and I went back and he just had a glare
Corvus! ❤️
I missed you, Herr Doctor.
Me too❤
Same here 💖
Corvus!! And who said I’m unwilling? The least we can do for our favorite plague doctor is let him stab us repeatedly in the face 😊💖
Anyone else notice how the more Corvus's appearance changes the more his personality changes? It seems that the more formal he becomes the less empathy he has
I guess you can say this video will be helping me catch some “Ze’s”
Best comment
S h u t i l o v e i t
Gotta love me some zeds
@@tabithathecat Z
When he said someone stole my gloves again I thought he was gonna rage again
I've watched this vid 4 times already. Still have never seen when sharps are inserted cause I fall asleep every time. Here's to the next attempt.
Doctor, I’ve been waiting for you. Please never leave again. I need monthly visits for my chronic disease.
we really spent 2 minutes and 20 seconds talking about a nutsack
I've watched every corvus video and was missing my beaking SO EXCITED
Me too🥰
When Corvus appears, Ms. Rona be hearing *boss music.*
"I guess you can say you have been screwed by your doctor."
My half asleep brain: hehe...wait a second-