SCP Files Review - Foundation Volunteer Program Episode 2 | ASMR
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- čas přidán 15. 01. 2020
- Welcome to the second installment of this [REDACTED] video series broadcast from Site █. Doctor [DATA EXPUNGED] reviews a select number of SCP files listed below in accordance with the ongoing Foundation Volunteer Program:
00:03:10 SCP-2999
00:12:49 SCP-SAFE-J
00:17:34 SCP-3521
00:21:49 SCP-239
00:27:38 SCP-1342
00:33:39 SCP-096
00:38:24 SCP-020
00:42:14 SCP-2682
00:48:10 SCP-049
00:55:05 SCP-3922
01:00:00 SCP-008
The SCP Foundation: www.scp-wiki.net/
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help people █, █, hopefully █, and any other use that might help you find some █, █, █, █, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for [DATA EXPUNGED]. It's just a [REDACTED] that █ came up with to describe the █ characterized as [REDACTED] felt in various parts of the body (█, █, █, █, etc.) in response to various [DATA EXPUNGED] such as █, █, █, █ or [REDACTED]. It's like █, but much more █ and without the █.
ASMR videos are meant to █ this [DATA EXPUNGED] in the █, often referred to as [REDACTED]. However, the videos also serve to provide a █, █, █ and █ for █ beyond ASMR purposes. Many █ who do not [DATA EXPUNGED] still enjoy these videos. I [DATA EXPUNGED] but no longer do as of [REDACTED].
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Listen to [DATA EXPUNGED] outside of █:
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![We Hate Everything Club Membership Questionnaire ASMR [even though we hate video titles]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EAQ_ZQhTSvA/mqdefault.jpg)
Im sure the only thing Uncle E can't make ASMR out of is [REDACTED]
It Just Works I bet he can
Tomorrow: "The [REDACTED] Man"
he in fact had made asmr out of [REDACTED] and also out of *information corrupted or lost* as well as {security clearance from O5 command required to view this file} NOTE: DO NOT LET DOCTOR BRIGHT INTERACT WITH THIS FILE, LAST TIME A MEMETIC KILL HAD TO BE USED TO PREVENT HIM WREAKING HAVOC
NOTE: LET DOCTOR BRIGHT ACCESS WHAT HE WANTS
NOTE: DOCTOR BRIGHT IS BANNED FROM EDITING THIS FILE OR ANY RELATED FILES
theairguitaregalitarian
But I wanna see the thing!
Sorry my internet cut out and cut back with this here. I can’t delete it for some reason but do remember, don’t let doctor bright near the [REDACTED]
I'm hoping for a 3rd Episode; I really like your SCP roleplays!
Me too
Same
🙏
same
Same, here we are 2 years later!
Drinking game:
Take a shot every time he says safe.
new game - can you call an ambulance before you succumb to liver haemmoraging and will there be an organ donor for your liver, kidneys and spleen
Bet I’m sippin rn
yuji sakai nigga I ain’t even drunk yet when he gon say safe
Yeah Aight didn’t respond on the end of his drinking game, we lost another one boys.
The number of times he said “safe, safely, safety, and unsafe” for SCP safes is approximately 105 times. So that would be 105 shots of alcohol. . . Would not recommend
Fun Fact: He says safe 108 times(assuming I counted correctly) during the explanation of SCP-SAFE J
Does your head hurt?
WolfHackGamer ̇ I mean yea, I can’t the bees out of my room and they are always angry
@@iNotAnHacker sounds like you need help from the brotherhood of Nod's safe guard!
NotAHacker
NOT THE BEES
@@boopsboops7692
Y A L I K E J A Z Z
I didn't get to volunteer. Fell asleep during the interview again. Typical
Wikern I wish I could be this relaxed for real job interviews.
You can probably still qualify. There are a few sleeping related scps they might need personel on. 👍🏾
fucking dumbass
Maybe the point of the video is that the people who fall asleep just happen to end up being the volunteers on the SCP [REDACTED] project. ;)
Whoever wrote the scp-safe report clearly had a fun time writing it...
Meti Phantos no it was written by DJ suptic
I am today years old and I just realized that "ephemeral rift" means a "short break". Very clever
Could you explain how please?
@@yourmomsafurry1971 ephemeral means something that is short and a rift is a separation/break from something. Therefore an ephemeral rift is a short break from something.
Clever and today y o indeed
And thus I have learned something I will remember for years to come. I will not remember near anything of my highschool info but this, I will be sure remember this. Good day soldier.
Huh...that’s a neat thing to learn today
I wish other characters he’s made would be classified as SCP’s
Can you explain to me the meme of this video lol
Tony H There is no meme, take off your clothes.
isn't corvus an scp? atleast heavily inspired by one. and i think he's done some other scp characters
lmao scp-049 is literally in the video
@@Sceleri nah paul has done asmr with 049
New way to stay hydrated! Take a shot of water every time he says Safe! (I would have said drinking game, but since he says it so many times so quickly, I think that would be a really quick way to cause alcohol poisoning and I don't think it would be very......safe lol)
I drowned
Pun intended
why is it so terrifying that one literally just kills you with a million bananas?
Daddo good
Banana man?
SCP - donkey kong
Hey guys SCP-2662 here to say that the cultists still keep breaking into my shower.
*Jesus Christ send help.*
Yes
CONTAINMENT BREACH! THE ORANGE CAT HAS ESCAPED CELL [DATA EXPUNGED] FROM CITE [REDACTED]
*RUN*
Also Cthulhu too but mainly the orange cat
Oh hey moon lord
Ok qthoomer
The one about the safes is basically just “who’s on first”
"We need some fodder...I mean, volunteers to research 239. By which we mean guard her room and keep an eye out for Dr Clef. He'll try again some day I'm sure." - Dr Kondraki
:(
To summarize SAFE-J:
SAFE-J-A: A Safe safe.
SAFE-J-B: A Euclid safe.
SAFE-J-C: A Keter safe, which is also a microwave; it can thaw meals.
SAFE-J-D: Meals thawed by the Keter safe/microwave. These can be used to effectively contain the Euclid and Keter safes, giving them the Thaumiel object class.
HE IS THE MASSIA!
SCP 01010010 01101001 01100110 01110100
Class Euclid
Anyone in proximity of this entity is immediately relaxed. Further research pending, but first a nap is needed.
Ian _grin 01010010 01101001 01100110 01110100 = Rift. it’s binary
Gamer Time thx I had to study binary and forgot all of it
Why binary code
BUSHLAND BOY well mostly because [REDACTED]. :)
@@ian_grin7283 my God😂
Oh boi oh boi can't wait for the "[REDACTED]" jokes
[REDACTED] is no joke
Why I oughta {DATA EXPUNGED} for that sarcasm towards the [REDACTED] jokes
[scp: REDACTED)
[item #: REDACTED)
[description: REDACTED)
[audio file of REDACTED)
[author: REDACTED)
The name just makes this funnier.
It’s almost as funny as [REDACTED] or {DATA EXPUNGED} but maybe that’s just me
Oh boy, 3 am!
Ah, yes
A psychic fruit that can cause
*s p a g h e t t i f i c a t i o n*
literally waited all year for this [REDACTED]
Well I’m glad you got it!
*SCP-096 intensifies *
Hopefully not.
Also known as the rake
I love how Safe J is just a living pun
Barack H. Obama what is your pfp, it looks tasty
I really want there to be a TV series on the SCP’s. I realize it’d be extremely difficult, but it would also be so cool.
Check out containment on CZcams! It’s an animated serious about SCP by Lord Bung. It’s great
The film cabin in the woods is the closest we’ve gotten to an SCP movie.
Netflix is getting a scp series
It’s weird so many anomalies are performing some weird action taught be SCP-049 they call it ASMR and when we ask SCP-049 who taught him it he simply refers to one name: “Corvus”
CONTAINMENT BREACH CONTAINMENT BREACH
HUMANOIDS HAVE BREACHED THE PORTAL AND HAVE STARTED ZAPPING PEOPLE WITH WHAT SEEMS TO BE LAZOR PISTOLS FOR DOING THE FOLLOWING:
DRINKING COFFIE
RIDING A BIKE
PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
AND OTHER THINGS THEY CONSIDER “BANNED”
ALL WHILE CHANTING “Making the world a better place, by enslaving the entire human race”
EDIT: HUMANOIDS WEARING TINFOIL HAVE COME OUT WITH TINFOIL WEAPONS AND SEEM PEACEFUL BUT ATTACK THE FIRST HUMANOIDS. IF YOU SPOT THE FIRST HUMANOIDS, RUN AT ALL COSTS, IF THEY SPOT YOU, [REDACTED]
D C what?
hello halei
its a reference to the new world order videos! since they’re banning items and enslaving the human race, and they fight against the tin foil hat society
luixahl
Correct!
I'm gonna be corvus at the comicon near my city this year 😂
Haha, that SCP-SAFE-J entry is such an Ephemeral Rift thing I wouldn't be surprised if you had written it yourself.
His creativity never fails to razzle-dazzle lol
The [REDACTED] is “dazzle dazzle lol”
If you would like to use the epic blockout black text, I gotchu fam. Just copy this!:
█
I’m on mobile
*sad violin noises
@@boopsboops7692, You can still double tap or hold tap on the text you want to copy and press copy if I'm correct.
@Aspen Lievert, Darn. Well I tried.
*laughs in darkmode*
@@JettXxB, I'm in dark mode too. It is a whiteout text for us. :D
This has made me so [REDACTED]
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Swiggity swacted your neck is now [ *REDACTED* ]
I'm now *[REDACTED]*
I love this channel so much that *[redacted]* and when I go to *[redacted]* I always stay that way.
@@legend1175
I have been doing nothing but [ *DATA* *EXPUNGED* ] for 2 days !
(Whoever gets this referencs, you're a man of culture, commitment, and sheer fucking will)
Next SCP based video should be Corvus and or Clemmins studying a newly discovered SCP, by using triggers to see what it reacts to.
Bro this channels so full of love, I am feeling happy rn and I hope it never stops
Glad this is back again, haven’t been this excited since event: [redacted]
I'm so happy that these SCP videos exist; they're my go-to when I need to be lulled to sleep. I'll admit, though, they've all been so interesting that it took me a few times watching to be able to not listen to every word and detail about each character. Thank you very much, Paul.
Great Job on the Video. So glad to see [REDACTED] in collaboration with the [DATA EXPUNGED] foundation.
...so is it the [DATA EXPUNGED 1] that’s collaborating with [DATA EXPUNGED 3] or is it [DATA EXPUNGED 1] with [DATA EXPUNGED 2]
*1: tin foil hat society
*2: NWO
*3: SCP foundation
I would love to see more scp content as like some of the SCP Tales characters. Junior Researcher Taloran for instance could be incredible.
I love these scp videos so much! Thanks for the awesome content!
yesssss ive been waiting for this since the first part, please make this a more regular series!
Day 4 of asking for a solid snake roleplay
Oh hell yeah. I’d love that
Faz Man
Hmmmmmm...I wonder why
Probably cause that would be neat.
He looks more like Ocelot
Dom Andriacchi or an ocelot roleplay would be nice yeah
This guys creativity is off the charts!
I have literally never been this early to any video
Think so to
J M it literally says for me that this video was uploaded 7 hours ago, and your comment was posted 8 hours ago, ok CZcams
Bruhmoment
he’s that early
@@jerby1355 I think you just gave his comment a whole new level of credibility
I love these, they're so good and well planned out as well as very similar to how this type of thing would work like at the foundation, thanks uncle ER!
I fell asleep while listening to this last night. Thank you
Gotta say I love these videos they are interesting and relaxing to listen.
Please continue with this series, I love this so much
What a mad lad. He posted my favorite mini-series ASMR just when I needed it
Yessss I’ve been waiting for this!
Absolutely love the whole description.
I’ve waited a whole quarter for this one!
More please! I love videos with you reading, and combining that with SCP makes the perfect relaxing and fascinating video!
Awesome series, always hopeful for episode 3
These videos actually got me into SCP lol, thank you Uncle E
I’m glad you seem to be in the zone of making videos again. You videos mean a lot!
Thx for continuing this!
Man, these SCP videos really do it for me
I saw the playlist you made last night, got me really happy knowing this was coming soon
love the scp content and a great original way to make asmr out of it
My favorite series with your voice is the scp foundation videos. Keep at it
I could listen to the whole database in this format. This is so good.
I was just watching the first interview last night. Wishing to myself that the next one would come soon. And on my way back home from fencing, I see the notification.
I knew from that point on that tonight was gonna be chill.
same actually
This is quite relaxing and a fantastic role play! Thank you for the tingles, E 😊
this video was really relaxing for me thanks for making it and i'm diggin the hair dude :)
Have been waiting for a new SCP video for ages! Thanks to Rift for not making me wait any longer!
omg yessss a second oneeeee!! The first one makes me fall asleep so fast. This is my new favorite series.
Shoutout to the boy, SCP-049 🖤
Siiiick i wanted one of these again thanks bro 👊
Oh I've been waiting for this, just rewatched first last night
Id love to see you come back to this series! This is such a fantastic idea, I LOVE reading the entries on the SCP website. It makes me happy that so many people have come together for purely creative purposes, and creative writing at that! Some of the SCPs I’ve read about are have such incredibly detailed stories created about them; seeing that kind of dedication from people creating a thing is just so awesome ^.^ And bringing constant eyes to the SCP Foundation all these years later would be fantastic ✌️
One of my favorites is SCP 682 and when they tried to use SCP 3521 to neutralize it and it ended up mutating a freaking banana ray, 682 is my favorite lol
I have been waiting so long for this video
I love these SCP ones the most, very good!
This gives me flashbacks on when I used to do all this research on Slenderman and was convinced it was real.
*static appears
D C oof, the trauma is real 😂
Yeah except these are actually real
* *more static*
Ah I love this channel! You are so creative 😊
awesome, been looking forward to this one
Yes I've been waiting so long for this
I love your videos I can watch them over and over again because I keep falling asleep five minutes into your videos
Big fan of how your entire description is in the style of the SCP format.
i’ve been waiting for this video since the first one came out omg
Hell yeah ive been waiting for part two for a while
Hell yes, I was hoping you'd do another one of these!
Although parts of the last one freaked me out a fair bit
please uncle e, make more of these! also it would be extremelly interesting if you did some cool retellings of encounters with different scps.
I got so excited when I saw this!! I love SCP stuff
i love this pt2, i hope it becomes a series
I love the description. It’s full of Data Expunged and Redacted
Aye man, this dude right here is hands down the best asmr-ist ever on the platform. Not only is he amazing at it, he adds a storyline and makes it somehow calming and entertaining. How does this man not have 1 mil?!
I like how much work you put in your videos...
When will we get the third installment really want it
Been waiting for this one
I'm currently playing through Control after beating Alan Wake, and this is great! Awesome job as always, ER!
Great series, I’d love more SCP in the future
Been waiting on this video since the first, hell yes Rift! 😁
Sometimes I really wonder how they get *anything* done at Arkham sanitarium if the patients just randomly fall asleep whenever someone's talking to them
Relaxing but also cursed, my new favorite series
As a scp creator you did a good job of explaining the scps and I LOVE the beard man
I love your voice. I'm watching the video before I go to bed.😌
Love these videos uncle ER
The censoring in the description is golden. Dr. [REDACTED] is really a pro at [DATA EXPUNGING]
This is the 3rd time I watch this, I watched the first one multiple times too ! WE NEED NUMBER 3 !!!!
I *thoroughly enjoy and appreciate* your SCP Foundation Reading series, I hope [DATA EXPUNGED] knows this. Praise to the Rift!
Love this series
Another one? Yessss I love this SCP is one of my favourite fictional communities with fictional creatures that are amazingly unique. Uncle E is so caught up with recent cultures!
This man is a genius, even with the video descriptions.
I’d accept him as the emperor of our galaxy for sure
My body is ready I’ve been waiting for this moment night time
Omg I cannot get enough of these SCP ASMRs. Plz daddy rift, disclose more!
This is by far my favorite series from ER.