The TGUNVCA-Virus Experiment | Resident Evil ASMR
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- čas přidán 29. 06. 2024
- You find yourself subject to yet another experiment being performed on the patients at Arkham Sanitarium by Professor Clemmons who has somehow managed to obtain a collection of viruses (and a couple vaccines), most of which were created by the infamous Umbrella Pharmaceuticals corporation.
00:00:00 It's a Beautiful Day at the Sanitarium
00:05:47 Injecting Your Brain
00:13:05 The Viruses & Vaccines
00:16:04 Questionnaire
00:21:43 Rubber Chicken
00:24:08 It Started with a Flower
00:26:21 A Brief History of Umbrella
00:32:01 The Tyrant Virus
00:41:16 The Golgotha Virus
00:50:20 The Uroboros Virus
00:56:15 The Nemesis Virus
00:59:48 The T-Veronica Virus
01:04:21 The Chrysalid Virus
01:07:49 The Animality Virus
01:10:40 AT1521 and T-Virus Vaccine
01:12:49 Final words
Rumor has it that if you sit at the wrong table on the right day (or was it the left table on the wrong day?) on the ceiling of the cafeteria, you'll hear whispers about Umbrella Pharmaceuticals still operating either in the shadows of, or in cooperation with, the NWO or the Professor himself. But hey, better them and the viruses staying on earth than one of the "Men" getting ahold of the them for distribution across all timelines of the multiverse.
I finally got around to playing RE Biohazard, RE2 Remake, and RE HD (in that order) around the time this video was made. I vaguely remember playing one of the RE games a very long time ago. With a renewed love for the games and lore, I tried my best to make this video enjoyable for those of you who enjoy RE as well. Looking forward to RE Village!
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Professor Clemmons “ I’m quite fond of your brain.”
Me: “Me too, please put it back.” 🧠
😂.
Can't grab what I don't have. 🙏✨
Clemmons:*grabs brain*
Me:*microsoft shutdown noise*
underrated
@@shardofkappu3271 oh god🤣🤣
He's gotten alot of mileage out of that brain prop
It's a good thing the specialty brains from the [REDACTED] partition of the Arkham Sanitarium's [REDACTED] wing are so fuel efficient. I can only imagine getting a brain from the [REDACTED] segment of the Arkham Sanitarium's other [REDACTED] wing. It must cost a fortune to fill those things up to a full tank. Fuel for your brain is so pricey and scarce nowadays.
Bold of you to assume its a prop.
@@tylerproasheck6294 I don’t trust those [REDACTED]’s my man
Well he better, I checked once, that thing cost 300-400$ if I recall correctly.
Though that brain went through a lot of torture, so I am amazed how good it still looks.
@@candycadet528 where did you find this, I need it
I noticed that on the back of his clipboard says"Don't trust Corvus".
The last vid he made it said dont trust the perfesor on corves clip board it a know fact that they dont see eye to eye all the time corves wants to help people as far as we know and clemons wants to take over the world as stated inbprevious vids
Damn after the last few videos I was starting to think that I could actually trust Corvus lmao
@@carson8043 honestly.. you can trust corvus, he wants to save the world, Clemons (being the avatar of Nyarlathotep) wants to dominate it.
@@louthinator who is Corvus? I recently found this Channel
@@elvernicolas3748 plague doctor character. Search and have fun.
Nothing brings out a smile on my face more than reading Uncle E/Papa Rift's description stories.
Same🥰
Yessir
E
Corvus: do not trust the Professor
Professor Clemmons: do not trust Corvus
Sibling rivalry much?
Are you even siblings if you aren't two unhinged unethical doctors conspiring against each other?
Corvus has got my trust, as strange and kind of crazy as he can be, he seems to legitimately want to help people, even if he has some rather strange ways of doing it sometimes.
Clemmons Arkham Civil War
@@ghostrangerz8273 Ayyy, and you're not just his 'favourite patient', he genuinely seems more happy around you, and refers to your as his friend. Much more trustworthy than being a possession-like favourite and having first pick in the experiments ngl
@@monochromedream-eatingbaku oh, don't worry. Just a bit of sibling rivalry
I personally love the idea of the virus having absolutely no effect on us simply because of 2 things.
1) The "Favorite Patient" is already an amalgamation of all the viewers (and is interesting enough to be the favorite) which if anything could be weird enough to stump that concoction, that could be it
2) It would be funny as hell
Lol and 10% of the population is canonically immune
We have plot armor.
@@richardvonhohenleben3143 litteraly thicc plot armor
Add the fact that after so many corvus treatments our immune system probably could take on cancer like it was just a normal flu
@@chrisbloodborne5371 oh yes..
I swear this dude never runs out of ideas, it’s incredible😂
Trust us, he’ll be making videos till we are in our graves
@@kucomali534 rift: Write that down!
A Grave digging video!
@@LemonWalrus546 😂😂😂😂😂
I mean
There really isn't any shortage of games to roleplay
He pulls ideas out of an endless hat
A beautiful day at the hospital with the doctor
**Starts to inject virus in my brain**
Me: Well, that escalated quickly
Correction. Viruses, which (inarguably) is worse! 😜🦠
@@seshgreen4084 No it's one Virus createt from viruses
The ultimate virus
Anyone else started seeing anime characters as soon as he injected you...or is it just me?
The like button for this comment should never be touched cuz its at 420 rn
Damn bro I sware he has an archive of lore for every thing in existence
I think he has
I imagined a big book of the Lord that he's already written down just waiting to use it in a vedio
@@Fern995 big book of lord.. so the bible?
@@nightynight1724 no, the bibble
@@OhsweetOhno YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY
rift: beacon mental hospital
me: flashbacks of laura ripping my face off
me: flashbacks of PAIN
fire bolts will do the trick
Who is Laura?
I would have had laura's crispy corpse taxidermied in my office but unfortunately that all happened in a dream.
*noone messes with saxton hale*
@@athreya__7255 the four armed woman you burn in evil within
RE spelled backwards is ER.
Hmm.. Insteresting.
Interesting🥰
And there are Evil Residents in the Arkham Sanitarium.... hmmmmm...
Rift Ephemeral..mmm..yes..i see.
But Resident Evil spelled backwards is not Ephemeral Rift 🤔
Oh for @@Bthakilla4rilla ucks sake
*ER:* "How have you felt after participating in my reanimation experiment?"
*Me:* "Hmm... I dun-"
*ER:* "Oh. Excellent, you feel rejuvenated and like you've been given a new shot at life."
*Me:* ... *YES.*
I've missed Mr. Clemmons. The best doctor I've ever seen in my life. So, yeah.... That's the level.
It’s Professor Clemmons, thank you very much
Lol
At least he pretends to be competent, I've had a few who just don't bother.
@Christian Hilton Ball corvus is better than better than good
Dave is the most down to earth guy fish dude out there..That brain harvest video is still my top 5...
I personally like the O O M P A L O O M P A
9:20 not to tell you how to do your job Mr Director, but you're gonna get air bubbles in my brain.
Aww same
Not to mention all the neuron damage
We love a good ol' aneurysm
I am HERE for the character development. I love this
Me too🥰😊
As a pretty big Resident Evil fan I can already see that I'm gonna like this vid.
🤯
Sees rift upload: Day gets better.
Sees video length: Day is best.
“Beacon Mental Hospital,”
*PTSD kicks in*
*”Ah shit..Here we go again.”*
The Professor: "All of the viruses are in perfect balance."
Me: "So, what you're saying is I'm indestructible."
The Professor: "Oh no, no, in fact even the slightest breeze could-"
Me: "Indestructible."
Taps fingers together "Excellent "
Wise men I see
Incredible job
😂.
"Well, part of the wasteland that was once known as West Africa". I'm going to assume greystillplays was somehow responsible for that one.
GREY WTF WHERE U DOING JESUS CHRIST
DAMMIT GREY
NOT AGAIN
Even so, he seems to be getting better. I mean, just West Africa? At least it’s only one region.
I just came here from watching him lmao
Damn i just recoverd from the corvus virus and now this
oh yeah yeah (sorry i had to do it)
@@plasma_snek6160 i should change my profile pic
@@mrclown6289 no
@Christian Hilton Ball nuclear winter is better then 2020
@Mr Clown Good news though: you'll still be able to play Cyberpunk, if they don't delay it again ofc
In five minutes we will reach the optimal altitude for ASMR deployment, ensuring COMPLETE... GLOBAL... TINGILATION.
...ingenuitive
T E C H N I C A L
Thank you Wesker
With that much viruses as one injected into me I’m either going to explode or become the most powerful bio wepon in Re history
I love how the rift world is an accumulation of Uncle E's favorite games shows movies and pop culture as well as the super incredible mixing of all these independent worlds and storylines into one channel
Name: *[Unknown]* Clemmons
Species: *[Cannot Define]*
Sex: Male
Threat Level: *[Pending]*
Abilities: *[Pending]*
Stats: *[Pending]*
Status: Working at Arkham Sanitarium.
Data - Entry 1: I came across something disturbing while casing Corvus D Clemmons, and that was what was written on the back of a clip board. "Don't trust the Professor." At first I thought nothing of it until I discovered that the Professor has more disturbing behaviors. He appears to be more interested in experimenting on the patients, and has an unnatural awareness of who/what is around them. This awareness of his could compromise my operation entirely, but that is not what bothers me the most. While he was away, I found a bit of dead skin in his office and analyzed it. It appears that his DNA is scrambled beyond recognition. Even the atomic structure of his cells is compromised. The cause of this is unknown, but I think that this situation could now be catastrophic.
Data - Entry 2: It has been about 4 months since I started to do research on Professor Clemmons. I have gotten Azra to begin analyzing his DNA sample, and so far, not a whole lot of progress. On another note, his behavior is unusually... unusual. No notable habits, no fixed schedule, nothing. He is usually off exploring the other ends of available rifts in the area. Whenever I follow him, he disappears as if he never existed in the first place. I am going to have to postpone my appointments because this is getting freaky, especially after what happened to Corvus recently.
Underrated comment bro
Expunge my expunging expunge. Bunch of expungeteurs filling their stories with redactions and expunges and posting it in r/SCP or whatever on expunggit
@@BichaelStevens I don't want this on other platforms until it is finished. Since Professor Clemmons is hard to come by, it could take another year or so before I can piece together the rest of the file.
@@theomnihero8221 Just a lazy excuse. Typical SCP story of recent times: half the page is redacted or expunged and the object in question is some god-tier end-of-humanity thing shadow the hedgehog, or some uwu quirky xD crap
@@BichaelStevens No. I'm dead serious. I understand that you might be a troll on the internet, but writing is a form of art that needs inspiration and this one needs a bit of reference. You of course wouldn't understand the implications of it since you waste more time trying to provoke people's reactions and pushing them down for it. Your craft is a foul one, and I do desire chaos upon others, but my pride in this talent is far greater than yours. So how about you just use your supposed talent on those who actually have weaker minds, or don't bother expressing your, what, "personality of hate" that nobody wants any part of. It's better if you act like a real person anyways.
I had an idea for a character that I think you would do really well uncle Rift. Demon hunter outfitter! You could do some drawing noises as you sketch designs for new tools and weapons. Talk about the different types of creatures that have been spotted in the area. I bet it would be fun to make the set decorations with all sorts of vials and strange brews. And you could wax philosophical about the nature of rift entities. Candles, vellum, the whole shebang!
This guy would be perfect to design a new coat.
The hair’s growing back so fast, what goddamn black magic is he using?
ASMR
Fast Hair DLC.
Hair simulator
Golgotha virus
If you want a real answer, its probably a healthy hair treatment regimen, and males regardless of orientation or identity typically have accelerated hair and nail growth.
You should do a Far cry 5 “The father” roleplay
Okay, conspiracy theory time: What if Professor Clemmons is just a really nice guy all along and there was never anything shady going on?
No one gonna point out that my man’s writing with the rubber chicken
@@josephjoestar953 go ahed, Mr jostür
ER: Starts to talk about the SCP foundation for a little bit.
Me: There Everywhere....
Video ends:"X gonna give it" to you fades in.
Can't believe I've messed up my sleeping schedule enough over the past year to where his uploads actually line up perfectly with bed time for once
And for me aswell🥰
One Word school
Oh great, Professor Clemmons has been collaborating with Dr. Bright. We're doomed!
Wait until he puts syringes on the chainsaws. The chainsaw cannon will be more powerful than any of us can contain! Also, have you seen where dr. Brights DO NOT DO list is? Bright may have made changes.
Chainsaw virus gun
It’s rather bold of you to assume that it’s just Clemmons and Bright...
DR BRIGHT yep were dead
Oh well
It's chaos time
40:08 Sir, you have the evil, melodramatic, under-your-breath chuckle down PERFECTLY! Esp the one right after you say "...in my hands now." Bravo.
Can we trust Doctor Dave? I really trust Doctor Dave. He's a doctor, and he seems very polite and courteous. Doctor's are very trustworthy. You can even trust them when they are wielding a scalpel. I just haven't seen him in quite some time, and worry about his whereabouts.
Well... Depends on which Dave you mean
You know Johnny sins was a doctor once
@@calebbennett563 he was the best doctor in my opinion
I can just imagine Dave in a Hawaiian shirt on a lawn chair in Florida taking a vacation
Last time I checked he was eaten by desk drawer and they have yet to resurrect him, but I also haven't watched every video.
I just love how he does what every good villain does, namely explaining his plans in all their details :D
I remember when my nutsack went through a rift.... Thoughts and prayers go out to Nurse Manly!
Wdym
Amazing as always man! Love your experimental style. Keeps this super interesting! I’m inspired!
Anyone else still curious about what ever happened to Margret?? Didn’t she just go on a rampage and disappear??
She's staying at home cuz Corona, surely. And so we should do everyone else
I just had an appointment with her a few days ago. She planted me in the garden again. I got to be next to the Rhino Priest.
Honestly, I miss Sowande the most out of all the past characters :(
@plaguegrim you sure?
@@chara5074 Yeah, I actually think according to the lore she died in a fire long ago and the Margaret we know is actually just the professor acting like her with the mask.
A whole new context to the term "chicken scratch".
... ingenuitive
Resident evil ASMR? Gotta say rift you’ve come to teach me never to be surprised with your content (I mean that in a good way!) but this surely caught me off guard :D
I love how he has potentially dangerous viruses that can turn him into a horrifying monstrosity but he decides to play with them like a kid playing with a lava lamp
i appreciate all the lore ER have put in here. it's juicy! can't wait to read it at your website tomorrow cause right now i feel sleepy :D
This isn’t going to end well
My local boys scout troop would go camping at a place called "Tagunvca" so when I first read the title I was very nostalgic!
Another great video as always ER!
Good to know you had an obsession with resident evil lore too rift all those fascinating details about stuff in that world truly a great series
never running out of ideas, never failing to trigger my asmr. gotta love it!
Mr Clemmons: “this is an old syringe”...”so fallible”
Physics: “am I a joke to you”
WeLl YeS
I like how he references the evil within when this had resident evil in the title
Evil Within was directed by the RE series creator
I really liked this! I liked how you added the extra lore and all the viruses as well. My favorite virus was the U virus. It looked pretty cool. And just the overall vibe of the whole video was awsome on its own too. Great job, keep up the good work man.
im so happy to see ER releases a video, soon 900k subs congratz!
Love coming back to this one
So here I was minding my own business thinking this was uploaded ages ago, then I take a peek at the comments and it was actually uploaded 25 minutes ago
Same oml
I love that your vids always have such a unique plot compared to any other asmr videos/channels
Called it in that teaser a few weeks back! Man! This is my favorite one! Lore and tingles!
He needs 100 million subs!
Agree
Agreed
Da he does need them subs
Now I need a Heisenberg asmr. Knowing ER he will do Moreau...
I've watched this video multiple times and I have no idea how it ends. Thanks Uncle E.
I love the effort he gives into this. Every virus are the right colors, and even had the Tendrils from Uroboros.
Outstanding.
10/10 S.t.a.r.s.
ER: trying to use syringe
me as the needle goes through the top of my brain: 👁👄👁
Hey wait, wait, wait. If you're gonna restrain me, can we at least have a mutual safe word?
Pine apple Juice!!!!!
The safe word is... Safe word
The safe word is "police brutality"
the safe word is "medusa". don't ask why.
This. THIS IS THE ASMR I WAS WAITING FOR. Thank you Mr. RIFT YOU ARE A LEGEND!
I'm so excited you're finally this close to 1 million. With your talent, effort, originality and creativity alone, you should have had a million subs 5 years ago. We all know this, you rule bro 🖤
19:42 I just burst out laughing oh my god 🤣
You’re laughing, the man’s nutsack is missing and you’re laughing?
Ah, lovely and relaxing.
- experiment subject screams objections in the background -
So relaxing 😊
Can't believe how perfect timing this video is. I literally bought and just finished Resident Evil 3 today. In the mood!
This video is everything I never knew I needed. A gentle retelling of the lore of RE. God yes
Prof. Clemmons: I don’t know why I’m using such ancient human technology
My mind: “human technology?” That’s a weird way to put it, he could have just said technology.
Me: *I do not trust that at all*
The way he used the chicken as a pen is absolutely brilliant. Very unexpected!
I love the reference to Mr Roger’s Neighborhood in the intro! He modified the theme song to fit the Arkham theme. Keep up the amazing work ER!!
1 hour no ads. This guy is a legend
Ah, so this was the thing that was sent to him? Very intriguing!
Damn I love to see Resident Evil coming back to being iconic, even more than in years past.
Thank our friends at the Wuhan Virology Institute and their Umbrella logo.
@Foam Farmer yah it’s gonna be resident evil 8 or dubbed as Village
I beat Resident Evil 7 recently, and I'm waiting for 8. 7 has to be one of my favorite games for the Playstation 4.
@@LordSniggles you fell for such a bad Photoshop...
Your best upload this year by far
I honestly love the way you talk uncle E, it seems wise and that you really think about your words
Idea. Dr bright asmr reading list of things dr bright cant do with commentary
I can only imagine the rule where he can't try to disprove God to god. Or kick that one ball thing. I read like a hundred and it was hilarious
SCP, Resident Evil, Anime and Dark souls?
What’s next, furries and thanos asmr?
(This is a joke although I’m sure it would be decent)
@@ricolopez8253 furry ASMR when
@@the_numb_skull never
@@fedra5873 Soon
Lol wtf??? Mao mao done shid his pant
@@sofusunpup no
These are the only ASMR videos I watch completely through
first mention of the evil within :') I needed it to be linked to the riftverse so much thank you uncle E you made my day again
I have been motivated to start a CZcams channel to help people have a better and quality life using soothing music because of the quality of videos and the impact they have had in my life. Thank you for helping me and also keep up the good work
Nice
You really look like a movie star pretty much in any kind of role
That rubber chicken used as pencil gave me the best tingles! it needs to be a lot in the videos :D
i enjoy most of your videos! keep it up!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH, I KNEW IT AS SOON AS HE SAID BIRKIN IN THE PRELUDE.
we have orders dr.birkin
wiliam : *this isn't even my final form*
@@kubapuchiianormalguy9607 Will be like: Behold my 1737254362826358290273407225529152511037 forms!
@@monochromedream-eatingbaku i really hated him bc he just was coming back bigger and more destructive , the same nemesis... ( has PTSD from jill tentacle nightmare)
A jovial Clemmons is more terrifying than a stoic one
ER has been my sole source of asmr since 2016, at this point I only get tingles when I smoke but I love watching these to relax regardless.
Resident Evil for Playstation 1 was the first horror game I ever played, I was barely a teenager. Thank you so much for this video (as always)! 🖤
'Do Not Trust Corvus'?
ah, i see the Prof finally noticed the little message on his other clipboard
First, it was: "Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone."
Now it's: "Write, write, write, write, write, write, write, rubber chicken pen."
Love these videos. Also nice The Evil Within references
Can't believe you uploaded this while I'm actually trying to beat Resident Evil Zero. Such timing :D
0:00 I thought he was gonna say "it's a beautiful day outside" for a second O_O
It's a bright, sunny day outside. Why don't you come on out to admire the clear blue sky?
Gives me sans from undertale vibes
“It is a wonderful day at the sanitarium and you are a horrible doctor”
Hey he’s a real doctor
@@bretts5571 it was an untitled goose game reference
"I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school."
- Buzz Lightyear
Since i was a kid, i have been experienced ASMR but i did know it was asmr until youtube showed me that i wasnt only me who was experience this ticklings. Im glad that so many people show themselves nowaydays doing this , because i really enjoy. thank you !
Me: "What about the TG Virus Rift?"
Rift: "What ABOUT RE: Dead Aim?"
"I vaguely remember playing one of the RE games a very long time ago. "
Oh boy wait til you get to Resident Evil 4...
Absolutely love the Brain sounds. 100% amazing
My favorite asmr artist making an asmr video based on my favorite video game series!!! Life doesn’t get better than this 🙏🏻🙌🏻😬
Come check out BSAA Chris Redfield at Lloyd’s asmr
@@LLOYDSASMR I will check it out! 🙂