The Beatnik | ASMR
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- čas přidán 14. 07. 2024
- You pay a visit to yet another one of Arkham Sanitarium's newest arrivals, an individual who goes only by the name of The Beatnik.
00:00:00 Ode to A. S.
00:04:44 This Beatnik's Story
00:18:22 A Menagarie
00:30:10 What's a Beatnik?
00:35:57 Care for a Drink?
00:39:22 On the Road by Jack Kerouac
00:53:43 The Book by Allan Watts
01:01:35 Later Man
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Website: ephemeralrift.com - Zábava
I mean, he's looking fresh, no denying that.
Se le ve bien fresco a mi pana. No te voy a mentir
Indeed, my fellow low budget profile friend!
He do be looking fresh don’t he
Truth
Yes sir
if he's anti everything, he is anti Beatnik, which must mean he's pro everything, which means he's pro Beatnik, which creates what I call the Beatnik paradox
Brain not braininf
Rift looks like the guy that sits in the lecture hall 45 minutes before class starts
LOL
Remember being able to sit in lecture halls? Wack.
@@shurikenkat it’s been 80 years.
roasted
This man just straight up called the Prof a square and got away with it (for as far as we know) this guy’s a madman, we love to see it
Can I get a timestamp for that? I usually fall asleep in the first minute-
Ra 21:22
What are they gonna do, put him on drugs? Drugs don't do anything to the beatnik anymore
Not gonna lie, I really wish "cat" and "cool cat" were terms people still used
It still is if you're not a coward.
just use it... folks like to follow “new” stuff
Aye no problem daddy'O the down low on this lingo is that it sounds cringey as hell home skillet
Times are changing cool cat we gotta get down with times man
in jazz circles young kids are still saying "cat"
Be the change you wish to see in the world
This man is Leonardo Da Vinci for the ASMR world.
DA VINKI???
@Aiden SanMiguel I do as the Entity commands.
da vinki?
da vinki
Duvet Key
The Beatnik's Professor Clemons impersonation was spot on
Crazy how he do that
This man, isn’t just a man of culture.
He’s a man of all the cultures
Damn straight
Here's your 100th like Doom slayer
Opinion on the elder gods part 1?
@@jeremyjonson234 very good, really worth the wait
Thought you are busy in Urdak
Hey there Cool Cats,
Remember to stay Groovy.
I am way to young to feel nostalgic over this, but I still am for some reason
Wanna know groovy? Listen to Come Together by The Beatles.
Also thanks
I might be wrong but isn't this two different decades
@@geminikid609 groovy is 60s hippy culture generally but that came from the beatnik culture in the 50s so I assume there was some overlap
The man actually buried his face in a cake. Im still so pleased.
I know right, now that’s compromise right there
Might not be the only cake he buries his face into 👀🤷🏻♂️😂
@@timelesssilence2541 How dare you say something so controversial
@@literalcode but so true -id like to be the next one-
Is my cat a cool human?
Is my human a cool cat?
*confusion*
My cat is a human, cool?
Any cats a cool cat, ya dig?
Is a cool cat my human?
Hes gotta be the most creative ASMRtist I've seen
so it would seem
Has been always will be
No he is the greatest is the most creative ASMRtist ever
He is 😄
AsmrVirgin
I like how rift’s content is actually unique instead of just mukbangs and hardcore ear licking
Or c r a n i a l n e r v e e x a m s or E a r c l e a n i n g. Such low hanging fruit
And thats why he's one of the most well respected Asmartists in the community. Dudes a legend
@@JuniperF like dude actually takes the effort the explore the medium and reach the edge of what is and isn't asmr. Its almost some weird fusion of art, acting, show and relaxation
I love this Beatnik, please bring him back again some time
I need to know where he got those glasses they just radiate cool cat energy man
They're called shades, like wow, tune in square...
Cus he's a cool cat
I have a pair from American eagle that look identical
Me: "Hey, he does a good Corvus voice"
Me: *Realizes Rift is also Corvus*
You're losing it man, it's impossible that Rift is Corvus or The Beatnik. They're 3 different persons.
@@CrickettoSantalune yeah, agreed. ER has to travel the rifts and through time to find these guys and invite them to do videos for his channel.
Hey Wisco, tell me what’s more embarrassing, Beloit or Janesville?
@@gaberodriguez7938 its beloit, man.
Lol
I'm looking this video right at the time where nobody has finished the video yet (except, obviously, ER), exciting times to be alive
I would’ve called the groovy sanctuary “The Beatatorium”
Yes
I almost choked on saliva and hahas. This is not a joke
He talks like K.K slider. I love it, it’s so cute.
Lux The Pup haha yes!
You're cute
hoping you realize K.K. Slider is based on Beatnik-stereotypes from way back when, yes?
@@AuxCordUnplug nice name lmaooo
H
i don't know why but this character looks like he coulda been a Disney original.
that one girl from the goofy movie
@Knight Fall wow, I haven't watched that in years
Soul?
ER can you make a vid called “Never Running Out of Ideas ASMR” where it’s just you pulling out an infinite number of literal physical Ideas out of a bag for an hour :)
Actually, this is a great idea! I hope he sees this
He did something like this a year or 2 ago with a whiteboard
"The best asmr video ever" i think
Hes done the opposite its called the day i run out of ideas
"Interviewing your brains" sounds suspiciously like a video idea.
Looks like his hands are detached from his body and moving by themselves. Once you notice it, you cant unsee it.
I mean, considering the Beatnik is in the Arkham sanitarium, I wouldn’t be surprised if that were the case.
This is my favorite guy no questions asked, he is even better than my pets.
Dude you ain' 'ave any pets
You are your pets' pet mannnn
Well he is the _coolest cat_
@Karvakulmio There are some people who type the way they speak.
@Karvakulmio dawg ain't you heard of an accent before? Have some respect for other cultures bubby.
The range man THE RANGE!! 👍🏼
Somehow I feel like ER finally showed us his natural form
Man's got that Three Blind Mice drip🔥🔥
Hmm. The last chapter of this video is called "Later Man." When will we get to meet the "Later Man?"
LaTeR
He has chronic procrastination and teaches the art to others
Lili Crow no that’s the “I’ll do it later man” the later man sells moments from the future in bottles.
@@anthonybermudez3911 that's fucking
g a l a x y b r a i n
@@whack6102 did you talk to the later man?
Bottling and jarring herbs. This is the best background.
TheCrashing Moon 💥🌛
I love it... "I'm anti materialist, that's why I bought these bongos, this black turtleneck, glasses, and french beret." *Pauses and looks at things he bought realizing hypocrisy* "Yeah man"
Uncle E.: the master of dry wit
I haven’t met a new character in about a year... I’ve watched so much of your videos. Thank you for the new character ER. Thank you so much
This beatnik guy is amazing, he sounds exactly like Corvus AND the professor!
Damn this outfit slaps bruh .
Absolutely love it !
am just gonna say this, CLEAN.
i hope the ephemeral rift gets 1m subscribers, he really deserves it and does really good asnr.
the reflection in the shades is rift’s *chefs kiss* - honestly takes this to the next level. a master of his craft.
in all of his videos
he always just like
it feels like a cut scene, and he’s a villain staring at you from a dark corner of a dark office, swirling whiskey in one hand and giving his villain monologue
actually, can you do a video like that? Thats.. a really cool idea, actually, make a video where you’re a james bond type villain or a supervillain and you’re giving your supervillain monologue. I want it so bad.
“pov you came home and found the villain sitting at your desk, to give you a sinister evil villain speech before he kills you” type of thing
Always love his creativity! He's always so unique and a pretty cool guy.
Your creativity and dedication is an inspiration to us all. Thank you so much ER
Modern fav. Get so much play out of this vid. Fallen asleep to it at least a dozen times. IMO, one of Rift’s best.
Paul looks like Leon: The Professional, but with a beard
Are you maybe from Croatia???
Lmaoo trueee
His name is Paul????
@@DuKbuK2 yes
@@x24Templar that's right
Yooo uncle E comin in with the heat!
Don’t buy weed at the gas station
This man deserves that million subscriber mark. I don't like asmr that much, but the thought that he does this not because its easy content to make, in fact you can tell he puts a lot of effort into his work, but because he just wants to bring smiles and relaxation into people who need it's lives makes me feel like maybe this world isnt all bad.
16:46 "I didn't know if this was a dream, or somebody laced my spliff." Saying that with a straight face deserves some sort of award.
I would be funny if you and some other asmrtist made an hateful eight roleplay. Of random dialog in a wagon.
Tarantino inspired ASMR? Im here for it.
This actually sounds pretty good to me
This needs more likes
Can't believe I just passed up on that sand shake, bro... That was wack decision on my part, brother.
I was going to talk about how creative this man is, but it looks like they already did. Every video I am impressed, it has no limits at all. Amazing.
it's weird, i took a few days out of more than a week to watch this whole video. somehow, this is one of the best youtube videos i've ever watched.
I feel like the "I don't know where this southern like accent is coming from" is a bit of the Beatnik and a bit of Rift.
In the minute 15:19 it sounds like when you have a skeleton nearby in minecraft
Yeah or when he gets hit/dies hahah good ear!
Yeah that's strange.
@@finleywaye hahah yeah I was hearing the asmr and hear that then I was like bruh, that was a minecraft skeleton
You’re so right
omg why is it so close
This is precisely what I needed after a long day of school and work. Big money.
This is my favorite video he’s made it’s so good and just gives me good vibes
The man that never runs out of ideas
This is so peaceful and tranquil and makes me long for a time I was never a part of (and if they exist now, irl I would feel awkward as heck going to).
....Also I want to reach through the screen and flick away the white fuzzys on the Beatnik's cap
You really killed this one man, this character is rad
You are a part of my nighttime routine!
Always the last one!
Keep up the good work man
POV: You Come Across A Stranger On Red Dead Redemption 2 Whilst Looking For A Tailor In Saint Denis.
This is getting me through writing thermal transmittance spreadsheets
I absolutely adore your ability to tell a story and your acting
It's videos like this where i"m like I seriously hope with every ounce of me that youtube is paying this man big bucks. Solid performance
We need to see more of this chap
This character reminds me of a local musician who I used to like as a kid. Very comfy.
This one is definitely my favorite. Please make a part 2 or something. It’s so good
I'm only four minutes in and this is so relaxing! Thank you for making these videos!
There is literally no other channel I get this excited for.
Man I wanna record a concept album based on e. r. Universe. Wish I came up with that idea earlier, while I was still playing in the band. Dude, that'd be cool af
Hey RIft, just wanted to say that I'm really enjoying the cross video character connections that you have made over time and the whole universe you have thought up that all of these entities exist in. It clearly represents everything you love about Lovecraft, DC and your own creations. Please don't ever think this aspect goes unnoticed or unappreciated, loving the content as always. Thanks once again for all that you do, both for us, yourself and the asmr community.
Just got back from a hectic night and this is good to start my morning lol
"We can't do it man thats discipline! Thats like telling gene krupa not to go BOOM BOOM BAP BAP BA"
Im getting a real muppets band leader vibe.
Never could’ve imagined that beat ASMR would be a thing. Also, never would’ve thought it’d be the best thing ever. Gotta bless ole uncle E for making this happen.
This is amazing and right up my alley.
Perfect timing as usual Uncle E!
Hey, no joke, but you really got me hooked on On The Road. You read it so nicely, I wished I could pay you to make it into an audiobook
I actually liked the irony in "what's a beatnik?" part a lot :D
BEST ASMR CHANNEL ON CZcams. I love you man🌱💧🍃🔥.
Greetings from Argentina!!!
I ate a really good Grilled Cheese using melted American cheese and toasted white bread, I hope you all get to eat a really good sandwich as well!
Thank you sandwich man
Thank you sandwich man
Thanks sandwich man, I appreciate it!
Thank you sandwich man
I don’t like sandwiches
For some reason, I get the feeling that ER somehow found a large amount of colored sand in his possession.
😂
Not gonna lie one of the better role plays you’ve done in my opinion.
Just about all of his work is pretty good in its own way
This man is the most creative ASMRtist out there. I can guarantee u that 💯
When I first seen this, I immediately thought it was a cross between a gopnik and a fan of the Beets from Doug.
Even most haters don't even dislike Rifts videos, at the time I'm writing this, this video only has 5 dislikes 💛, ignore them haters, they're just jealous ✨💫
These types of comments leave me so conflicted. Like, I wholeheartedly agree, however speaking of it only brings it to the attention of more of the attention seekers/haters.
@@pencrash9289 my point of disagreement is that I'm 99% sure these are just like farming comments. "look how few people dislike this thing we like. Emojis ✨✨✨"
@@MagWasTaken The first person was right. I accidentally attracted more haters!. 😕 ✨✨✨💫🌟
@@pencrash9289 That doesn't mean you shouldn't say it. That would be like if someone said to you not to stand up for what you believe is right because you might get more people being rude and horrible to you.
@@shootingstar175 they are bots not real people who are disliking alot of the time .
This is the only person to make slam poetry...chill.
One of the most relaxing and still like so interesting to listen to. I don't know how he made that work out but he did and did amazingly.
Yes Mr. Beatnik I'm interviewing my mind, I'm in deep thought questioning myself why I'm relaxing to a grown man tapping on stuff and acting like a hippie.
It never occurred to me that The Candy Man was one of "The Men"
I dont know why, he just seems different from the others.
Love the An Extremely Goofy movie role play, keep up the great work Rift
Why the hell is this man so fresh keep it up you look great
Imagine if he did a lockpicking asmr and got his microphone to hear the pins and it would be a good show of skill...
My man ER is drippin' down
This gives me so much nostalgia and I’m only 18 lol I love you so much for making this I had some great music on behind this masterpiece
An interesting new concept, good work m8
Hey there cool cats
How’s it sliding slick?
Stay groovy
We hear ya, daddy-o
Dig man
Thanks for all the 7 likes ya, cool kitties. Just remember you daddy black cat be watching ya day and night
Aw fuck yeah bruv
You seem lika good groovy guy so ima chilax and watch my favorite blues band play
That's the coolest Boomer I've ever seen
How dare you call him like that, thats HIS word. U can use "Booma"
*Drummer
Bruh he's only 48 😭
oh man i’m such a huge fan of the beats this is beyond cool, you sound a little like ginsberg!
The coolest asmrtist out there ever
This man is the Robert Schumann of asmr.
Grandpa got into my shrooms again, sorry guys
Lmao he’s a bit on the young side to be a grandfather 😂😂😂
@@LuminousRaindrop hes around 50 right? He could be a grandfather
Lmaoooo
I love this keep up the great work
We better be seeing more of this wonderful man🥺