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- čas přidán 15. 08. 2024
- I take my time with a select number of items in this extended ASMR session dedicated to helping you sleep. "But what if I'm not tired" you say? Well then, my bright eyed and bushy tailed friend! Aside from that making the title of this video no longer relevant, you can still feel free to enjoy this no matter if you are working, studying, playing video games instead of working or studying, writing (an SCP, manifesto, letter of resignation, etc.), while you wait (at the DMV, post office, for Corvus, etc.), spelunking, deep sea diving, cryptomining, doing chores, cooking dinner, painting, sculpting, sewing patches, reading the comments, reading this description, or any other number of things far too numerous to mention!
00:00:00 Writing Some Notes
00:06:02 Tuning Fork
00:11:32 Microphone Filters
00:16:25 Handheld Fan
00:23:46 The Box of White Noise
00:30:46 Fizzy Baking Soda & Vinegar
00:43:08 Finding the Right Match
00:48:00 Flickering Candle Flame
00:56:06 Chain Links
01:03:12 Little Red Car
01:11:00 A Bone to Pick
01:17:18 Wooden Puzzle
01:24:03 Pirate Booty
01:29:58 Purring Ridges
01:35:35 1 Sheet in the Wind
01:40:49 Crackling Camcorder
01:47:33 Headless Rubber Chicken
01:53:28 Video Game Controller
01:58:48 Crackling Plastic Wrap
02:01:53 Bubbling Flask
02:08:22 Medicine Dropper
02:12:35 Peeling Medical Tape
02:19:40 Peeling Medical Tape Off Mic Filters
02:21:42 Leather Gloves
02:26:17 Barber Scissors
02:32:57 Chicken Drill
02:38:28 Calming Hands
02:42:53 Sleeve
02:47:53 Squishy Brain Massage
Video Playlists:
All Playlists ► bit.ly/2HYYG0g
Welcome to ER ► bit.ly/34RQlnH
Traditional ASMR ► bit.ly/2GoRQQZ
Arkham Sanitarium / Rift World ASMR ► bit.ly/2TRquGu
ASMR Character Performances ► bit.ly/364b2fT
Experimental ASMR ► bit.ly/3oVOqGG
Welcome to ER ► bit.ly/34RQlnH
Nature Videos ► bit.ly/35ZbJHc
ASMR Eating ► bit.ly/3lEe4hq
Gameplays ► bit.ly/2Lkmygt
Real Talk ► bit.ly/3n13q4H
Listen to selected works outside of CZcams:
Spotify ► bit.ly/1V23U60
CDBaby ► bit.ly/1AUt3Jj
iTunes ► apple.co/1xIHLNd
Patreon ► bit.ly/1EZgmNi
Website ► ephemeralrift.com
The thing that makes Rift so special for me is how he always focuses on making YOU feel special. Not all of the viewers in its entirety all at once, but YOU specifically. Things like "I hope YOU are doing well" and this video especially where he specifically dedicates the video to YOU, that always makes me (and a lot of other people) very happy.
Thanks man :)
Damn, after many months since the upload of this video, he was still looking through its comments.
This is true
It’s because w wall have our own personal ER that makes videos specifically for us
Has ER ever won CZcams awards? I feel like he deserves something shiny
Don’t creators get one at 100k or smth?
From what I understand, you get shiny plaques at 100k and 1M subscribers (And 5M and 10M I think). But you also have to be on a certain amount of different platforms to get your plaque. There are probably other criteria you must meet as well.
i bet if he wins one he'll make ASMR out of tapping it or something
Only awards you get is silver plaque at 100k subscribers, gold plaque at 1 million and diamond plaque at 10 million
Only youtuber to get another official youtube award is pewdiepie with the ruby play button at 50 million and another at 100million
I remember when every CZcamsr got one now CZcams is reserving it for the ones they like
we need an asmr video where er is just like “don’t mind me” and he just does a bunch of stuff without acknowledging the viewer for the rest of the video
I second this
^
Comment this on EVERY SINGLE VIDEO UNTIL IT HAPPENS
He's probably 9nw of the only ones that could do this and be a quality video
I 100% agree with this statement
Black microphones, black background, well lit face, good volume and quality of sounds... Top production quality from the guy
Why expect less from the master
@@professionalinstigator3124
aplc bgn
Who knew a guy with the name bruh bruh and an outdated meme could speak so seriously
Only the best from the best
@@ItsSeamless I don’t take criticism from people with gaming in their name with 10 subs.
He dedicated this to me. This video is for me and for ME only. He said it himself
This "Me" person sounds like they got it pretty good.
Time stamp 4:00 for proof
Yeah nah, I think he was talking to ME
He said that to me too!
Damn he be cheating on all of us he told me the same thing
I remember the old Rift. The One who said “And before you ask, no. I will not choke the chicken. I do not engage in such violent behavior” years later, the same chicken has been decapitated and is being paraded around atop a drill
Drilling holes in the head is a perfectly valid treatment method-corvus probably at some point during the dark ages
@@the_protectorof_smols3563 it ain’t real it’s a rubber chicken
@@PDog725 rEAlly??? i DinT kNEw
@@texugo_branco r/whoosh
@@PDog725 No you cannot wooosh him since you missed the joke three times. Once at the original comment and 2 times ar comments from that comment. Here I shall present the true wooosh. r/wooosh
It continues to astound me how creative this man is
He feels like the Beethoven of ASMR
ironic, since he suffers from hearing loss (at least in one ear) too
nah hes more like the clipping. of asmr
He's got the looks too.
@@godwillreturn6367 big facts cant sleep cus he's too cute
@@godwillreturn6367 Beethoven was ugly as hell so I can’t tell if you’re complementing ER or insulting him by comparing him to Beethoven in that sense
I'm a music major. He opened up with taking notes about music and then told me he made this video specifically for me.
*I don't think he was lying*
did you trade that degree for financial debt?
@@SexyFace I know I did. Don’t go to school for arts, you’ll spend way too much time and money not actually doing anything pertaining to your major or passion.
@@SMASHINGGUITARS I'll have a minor in English by the time I'm done, I'll be able to teach High School Band or English Lit.
The debt is certainly real though 🤣
Okay but same though. It was definitely about me lol.
I'm a music major too, studying to be a band director :> it is NOT worthless
I cried when I saw the headless rubber chicken, but realized it didn't die. It just evolved into a higher being
r ip chkicven, ; we lu v d u soo o o muc h.
@@jacob_ink5639 I could state one of the many errors you made in that sentence but I won't.
@@jacob_ink5639 Do you need me to call an ambulance
@@mariamccormack6903 im pretty sure that was the joke
@@Qodien why do you have to say “dum pride kid” just say “it’s a joke” and move on. Don’t be an ass.
I listen to this while knitting socks. I zone out and by the time the video is over, I have half a sock done and no idea how I got so far. Its awesome..lol. I appreciate and love your work, ER. You saved my sanity/life a couple years ago. I hadn't slept well for months after my dad died, then my addiction counselor recommended ASMR and I stumbled upon your videos. I've slept peacefully every night since then. Thank you for that, man. Seriously. Goodnight, all.
Wow, so sorry that happened! Wholesome story really. Sounds like you're doing well now though! Glad that ER's content has had such a positive impact on you!
Well his name is e r for a reason if you have an Emergency he will Relax you
Hell yeah, Bro. The Rift is like a lullaby for adults. He’s heaven sent..
Ephemeral Rift: The Movie.
That will be ASMR history
The Director's Extended Cut at that.
Written and directed by Uncle E
We agreed a few months ago that all his vids are actually a movie but backwards maybe he will put them all together just to live our fantasy or maybe we have to put it back together ourselves
@Dorian Redwine WRITE THAT DOWN *WRITE THAT DOWN*
“I hope you are doing well”
Me:☹️
“...more specifically splentastically well.”
Me:🙂
@@pikel2827 her?
@@pikel2827 her?
@@pikel2827 her?
@@pikel2827 her?
@@pikel2827 her?
I like how his videos reach substantial view count over time and not instantly because people save them for the time when they go to sleep
And you can re-watch them! They never go out of style!
@@JdotCarver his are built to last.
Or suicidal.
Rubber chicken lost its head for our relaxation. RIP little fella.
F 😢🤧
o7
It’s okay :D rubber chicken cannot be killed through normal means, it will return
Time stamp?
We ignoring the fact he's trapped the souls of the damned in an antique chest and just referring to them as "White Noise"?
Well maybe the souls of the damned make some damn good white noise?
@@walkingglasses6264
Can confirm: they make damn good white noise
@@greenguyinpfp6565 where have you been we need you.
This man is a nature one, my my! He doesn’t speaks too fast or slow, his voice is clear, soft and gentle. I can feel some sort of peace when he speaks, he’s making me listen to him and I’m not even making a point to his accent. Obviously he is the chosen one for asmr. Tingles everywhere~~
His coat movement reminds me of the happy camping trips with family, late at night, when I wake up and listen to the trees and the sleeping bags are shifting around peacefully. Kinda random but that's all I think of
Damn thought I was the only one. I’m not one to like camping, but as a kid it was just that
That sounds like such a nice memory.
The title is so true...
I click when I see the notification... the video is being added to my sleep playlist.
A sleep Playlist, that's a good idea idk why I never thought of that
Yeah ,-,
I think we should all apreciate that people like him actually take the time out of their lives just to make these for us. So i want to say Thank You
😢😢h. 2:54:20
ER: I would never hurt a human, a dog, a cat, a raccoon...
Also ER: *Decapitates rubber chicken*
Does that fall into the catagory of human, dog, cat, or racoon?
@@captainducktape689 in one video he specifically said he would not hurt or choke on camera the rubber chicken
@@aleksandrsokolov5449 Must have been an efficient death.
The chicken never died, it evolved
Cyberduck : 2077
3 HOURS BINAURAL, as much as i love yours vids please take care of yourself and dont burn yourself out.
I really hope this pushes you over 1 mil subs your art is awesome.
Burn out? This guy has been doing this high effort long content for years. Give the guy some credit. Burn out bows down to him.
@@nickbrandt2915 idk if burnout gets less and less debilitating over time but with uncle e it seems to be the case
He probably did a couple a day and just edited all together.
In fact. It's not even probably. Its definitely.
U must be new
@@megwillnot4815 how is it definetly? I think a vid like this he would film on one day edit on another and upload on the final
For 10 years I would go to sleep while listening to episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000. That all changed once I found this channel.
Mst3k gives me such good memories, man
@@JEMA333 i
Can anyone else not get over how insanely quiet it is because on other videos you can hear their A.C but, geez does this guys live in space??
Probably soundprooof walls lol. Your comment made me smile, though
CLEARLY, he travles everywhere. and he is clearly in space duh.
(im jokeing. altough he could be in a void though)
@@venomessknight1250 I think you mean a Rift ;)
Anxiety tends to kick in at sleep time for me, but these videos just melt it away. I hope they bring you as much success as they bring your audience joy.
Most asmr channels: this will be my longest video ever guys it’s 30 minutes long!
ER: PATHETIC!
Mans not bout that channel building grind
@@jasoncp3257 he doesn't need to try. He is male and older. Quality wise he should be by at least 5 m subs.
@@Orghoroth tf does being a male and old have to do with anything?
@@jasoncp3257 Can't clickbait
@@jasoncp3257 The old are too pure to clickbait. Also asmrtists just don’t clickbait
excellent timing as I've just laid down for a MUCH needed nap after many consecutive nights of listless sleep. thanks ER!
Who needs “sleep”. Intermittent resting is the way to go.
@@Gravvvyyy if my job allowed me mid-day naps I'd be alllll for that style of living my life haha
@@Gravvvyyy polyphasic sleeping Ftw
@@thinginground5179 da Vinci was a genius.
@@Gravvvyyy Yes
Rift: “how about E-minor”
Me: don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it
My brain: “ Yeah E-minor, alright, yeah!”
Fitting that Patrick immediately falls asleep after that
@@TheBladeWolf fitting for the video
Ah yes, i love the interval and the sound of the E Minor note and G Major note, it sounds so good
@@fel24thecat solitude in e minor
I love that videos like these are several hours long. My ideal Friday night is getting a lot of snacks and drinks together, getting my comforter, sitting in my chair with the lights off, throwing one of these on over my Bluetooth earbuds, and just playing minecraft until 4 in the morning, before going to bed and sleeping until noon. Its just to perfect.
My man stood there for **3 hours** making this video. This guy has got a passion and motivation unlike anyone I have ever watched on youtube.
I think he takes breaks. The editing is seamless.
My body: this is so relaxing
My brain: but E major is a chord, not a note
My thought exactly. :P
@Benjamin Torres it also could be a lock
why is E major so common
It’s also a key
OH I GET IT TAKING NOTES
My mans was saying “This video is for YOU” while pointing to the demon behind me instead 😔
Damn must suck XD anyway yo we got some milk left?
Everyone deserves a good sleep I guess
That sucks bro, you got left out
that's a shame, let's fuck
@@drenn. k
I don't know if there has been a change of microphones or audio setup, but I feel like the sound is extra crisp and I love it! Especially when the difference is so clear when the sounds go left to right and vice versa, it's more immersive and efficient to create tingles to me.
As someone who watches your videos pretty much everyday while studying, thank you. Just... I can't even begin to put in words how much I appreciate your work. So I just wanted to give you a very sincere Thank you :)
Nice profile picture
The handheld fan noises are so underrated! They’re my favorite!
Handheld fans are honestly sick. But when I saw the drill, I knew I'd fall asleep almost instantly.
I have seen a lot of people try to successfully surf the
ASMR wave, but out of a
lot there are really only a
few that truly deliver
righteous work.
My man here is one.
the box of white noise was a celestial experience for me. I tingled so hard I phased into another dimension.
Jack of all trades, master of none. But ER sure is better than a master of one.
For the first time in my life, I can confidently say this comment is underrated.
@@TheAtomicPotato trueeeeeee
This is a man who truely understands asmr and what it's for. When I first got into it it was a joke but now I really get it.
The chicken drill absolutely killed me
All right, I've watched this video for a couple times and I feel I can safely say this is the best ASMR I've seen
He just stood there for three hours making these repetitive movements and sounds without getting bored or sleepy, and I just can't sit my ass down for more than a couple of minutes to study..
No. He did a couple here and there and edited together.
Goofy.
No he didn't. 😂 There's like a hundred cuts in there.
Sure there's cuts, but you can see this was made in a substantially short amount of time- beard, hair, clothes, lighting, mic placement, don't change. He did this in a few days at most, and I respect that. gOoFy
@@megwillnot4815
The fact that you called someone “goofy” just made my day for some reason
It’s like a wholesome older sibling playfully insulting you without trying to hurt your feelings
@@greenguyinpfp6565you goofy too
I wanna know his biotin regimen, he’s faster than a chia pet
😂😂 i love it faster than a chai pet you killed me lmao
when the asmr is so good that u dont wanna fall asleep
I hate having to force myself to stay awake, to marvel at this art piece in full😊
I'm watching this guy for 3 years already, that's what I call dedication to the thing you do! The creativity of this guy is limitless! Thank you!
These longer videos are amazing for background ASMR while I study or work.
This. Sometimes I do like when he talks like Mall Cop ASMR and other times the rustling of the coat will relax me.
I feel like he is the best asmrist out there rn
As a struggling insomniac who’s in school while watching this video I needed this. Thanks Nifty Rifty! 👍
I like how he's so gentle, like you can skip ahead ten seconds and he'll still be touching the same thing
you lied to me ---('_')---
I
I
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I saw the length was 3 hours and prayed that the cone of silence wasn’t out
same
Still can't get over the fact that you make these fantastic sounds without monitoring the audio while doing it
I literally grew up watching this man. I remember his videos helping me sleep through some of my darkest nights. Thank you 🙏🏾 ❤️
Rift just....his descriptions have a special way of making me smile. It's the oh-so-wholesome feeling of paternal love that just exudes from him in everything he does.
I'm still asking you to do a "back of a schampoo bottle asmr"
Some of those words would be tingly af
Please uncle e
How many times have you asked?
@@kalebtewodros Many times...
@@Dhlldudupd yessssss
Uncle E, you spoil us! I absolutely love it when ASMRtists spend a bit more time on each object like you did here, it's unexplainably more relaxing to me. Thanks :)
I'm really happy with the tuning forks because I usually find them annoying and loud but this is the first time I've actually found this satisfying.
My man just stood there for 3 hours straight giving us what we needed
I've seen almost every video he's released, and this is by far my favorite! I hope he continues to use props in his videos! The finding the right match, and chain link were some of my favorites triggers. Also, when he said Printer Paper, it was tingle heaven. Would love it if he also did a trigger word episode in the future. As always, amazing video and hope to see more like it in the future. Great job!
I love the sound those leather gloves make because it reminds me so much of the creaking and crackling sounds the pine trees back in my hometown make when they sway in the wind. Nostalgia and tingles like crazy
Its both the combination of high level awareness around the tools he uses and the sounds of personal human presence from the soft rustling of his jacket/blazer that really makes this slap for me.. he is an ASMR Doctor
Dude seriously put in over 3 hours filming this, and God knows how much time setting up and editing, when it could have been like 5 or 10 separate videos. If that isn't dedication, I don't know what is.
Ah yes, this uploaded while I'm studying and reviewing the Constitution before starting courses at a college. Big brain time lads
This video is "THE" most relaxing asmr video ever
I really appreciate how the environment is quite and to the point ur really hear his breath and the texture of the clothes. Thank you
So close to one million ER!! It’s been a long time comin. The quality of this channel is TOP notch.
It’s always so jarring to go from ASMR to regular videos. Everyone’s so goddamn loud
ikr lol
I click on the video after clicking off of it and the first thing I hear is "can't forget the rubber chicken feet" and now I have more questions than answers.
I love the fact He is really wearing something formally just for an ASMR video, how satisfying, He looks like a professional here- wait, He IS a professional.
When I saw the drill and the tuning fork, I knew for sure this would be a God-Tier session. And oh boy, I was right.
The way his hair is right now really makes him look like Rasputin, maybe an idea for next video? 👀 😂
Imagine being able to get anything done when Rift uploads
SMH couldn’t be me
Your Box of White Noise segment was so good that while I was listening on mobile, I had to go back and actually watch, since I wasn't sure what was going on. It's the best part of this video for me by far.
Watching your channel nearly hit 1 million makes me happy.
The world is yours
Description: "my bright eyed and bushy tailed friend!"
Guess I'm a furry now
I’ve been a furry, it’s okay
UwU
@@SalvieSalv stfu pls
@@lunar4006 OwO Swut Uwp Pwease
@@SalvieSalv OwO
You know what's most interesting about this man; all his actions has an intro and an outro
can we just appreciate how my man put no ads the entire video😩🙏🏼
My fellow men (and women). We shall make it our life’s goal to get this man to 1 million subscribers. Only 51k to go!
Feels like just yesterday, he was bald...
I don't know if you need to hear this Mr.Rift but I'm glad you exist :)
For some reason, this is my new favorite ASMR video from Rift. It's just super good and clicks for me!
Thanks a lot Paul!
The clothing sounds are one of the best things about these videos for me.
I love how he doesnt look stressed even though this video is like 3 hours long.
Rift is looking pretty fly, I think it has to be said
Looks like some lucifer John wick type dude
I can't tell you how much I appreciate your ASMR ER, thank you! :)
Nearly 3 hours and zero ads ?
You
Are
A
God
Holy tingles, the fan at 17:00 really hit the spot!
Don't even put my brain back in again anymore, just to save you the effort.
But I'm a vegetable.
im quite like a vegetable these days
How are you pyroclastic?
You're my spirit vegetable
@@thelemon0001 nice try but you’re a fruit
Box of white noise sounds like opening a box with lost souls in it. The warped effect the sound has due to the lid makes it sound like distant ghostly moans.
as a subscriber of 7 years, i can’t wait for you to get your million subscriber plaque. beyond overdue at this point!
When i played the notes he mentioned I laughed so hard… this guy is truly a genius
wait what's it supposed to be? I don't feel like getting out my trumpet rn 😅
Me: awake at one in the morning
ER: uploads 3 hour long video
Me: *Guess I'll sleep*
*3 hour video
Comment matches profile pic 🎯
KlickingKay ASMR that was just wrong to do him like that 💀
@@Kadonnnnnn 😁😁
Me: You suck
I always come back to this video to sleep
Damn bruh I appreciate you takin ur time to help me sleep, you’re like a go to sleep habit for me so I don’t talk to myself and drive myself nuts. Thanks g
Me, a musician:
ER: "I have here, an E minor"
Me: wut
ER: "How about a G major."
Me: Well that's certainly an improvement.
One might even say it's a "key" change!
The E Minor note is by far my favorite, I also love the key signature of 6/8
Tcherepnin scale ftw
@@fel24thecat I’m obsessed with using D Major. god I’m sick of using ittt
Writing down musical notes instead of actual ones.. you always brighten my day
Over 2 years and almost 3 million views yet he still dedicates it specifically to me, even with all those other people watching it
P.S. i dont mind if you name drop me next time to clear up the confusion
The Rift is the best. Man, this knocked me out. Just made the bed, put the fan on,. Was Saturday, feeling lazy and still tired from the work week. Decided a little nap couldn’t hurt…
ER: imma start with the loudest and go to the quietest
...
Starts with the object I cant even hear
The silence of the tuning forks
Wait u actually can’t hear that?
@@windandwuthering273 I hear the initial ding then he keeps putting it to the left and right and I dont hear any of that..I did serve for 6years tho maybe that's got something to do with it
@@CharleenaPurcell yea but it’s extremely loud 4 me that’s why I’m wondering lol
Those frequencies are probably out od your hearing range
RIP Rubber chicken.
"You were good son, maybe even the best!"
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.
*shoots shotgun into the air 21 gun salute style twice*
*salutes*
ER deserves that 1 mill he’s fixing to get more than any CZcams I’ve ever seen. How can someone be so consistently creative
I've listened to this video the past few nights while falling asleep. Usually ASMR kinda loses its affect for me if I hear the same video after a couple of times but this one has been a complete masterpiece. This was awesome.