Sleep for the Sleepless ASMR

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  • čas přidán 4. 06. 2024
  • I heard you were having trouble sleeping and/or falling asleep, so I put together this video to try and help you get your much deserved and needed rest:
    00:00:00 Introduction
    00:01:33 Assorted calming hand movements
    00:07:40 Assorted finger & hand sounds
    00:11:07 The Brushing of the Microphones
    00:15:06 Fabric sounds: thrift store tie
    00:17:30 Fabric sounds: thrift store blazer
    00:20:12 Pocket trigger word
    00:21:31 Leather wallet tapping
    00:23:30 Dollar bills ya'll
    00:29:16 Rubber chicken
    00:32:54 Fresh lemon tapping
    00:36:43 Movies (case tapping)
    00:49:47 Video games (case tapping)
    00:57:00 Metal chain (soft clinking)
    00:59:33 Shaving cream
    01:04:05 Nitrile gloves
    01:08:44 Medical case zipper
    01:14:09 Wood match sticks
    01:17:48 Flickering candle flame
    01:22:33 Indistinct whispering & fade-out
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    What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
    ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
    Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
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  • @ryanreynoldswife8010
    @ryanreynoldswife8010 Před 5 lety +55692

    *i clicked on this because you looked professional*

    • @takefusakubo142
      @takefusakubo142 Před 5 lety +2533

      He says while having a chicken spongebob as a profile picture

    • @lazysquxd6306
      @lazysquxd6306 Před 5 lety +1028

      No.....ThIs Is PaTrIcK

    • @lazysquxd6306
      @lazysquxd6306 Před 5 lety +318

      Meme Loaf also lol I’m a girl too
      Edit:wait no never mind I read the comment wrong

    • @nitroraptor5316
      @nitroraptor5316 Před 5 lety +91

      Meme Loaf 123rd like xD

    • @MsMomemo
      @MsMomemo Před 5 lety +112

      Honestly me to

  • @Alittlecamper
    @Alittlecamper Před 3 lety +12310

    When I sell 17 of my games and Xbox 360 console at GameStop.
    The Employee:
    23:43

  • @theotheory7586
    @theotheory7586 Před 2 lety +1905

    1:11:20
    *me after the teacher asks me to show them my homework knowing damn well i didn’t do it*

  • @PowerAestheticsOfficial
    @PowerAestheticsOfficial Před rokem +999

    I've watched this video in one of the darkest moments of my life and it helped me and comforted me, thanks man.

    • @TreeFrogOnATree
      @TreeFrogOnATree Před rokem +37

      STAY STRONG

    • @mac0786
      @mac0786 Před rokem +20

      @@TreeFrogOnATree you misspelt STAY HARD 🏃🏾‍♂️

    • @bluetea8181
      @bluetea8181 Před rokem +5

      That's what she said

    • @Nicbatta
      @Nicbatta Před rokem +2

      @@bluetea8181 😂😂

    • @PowerAestheticsOfficial
      @PowerAestheticsOfficial Před rokem +5

      @@d4rkl3g3nds9 I had problems with sleep and anxiety at that point in my life, and this really helped me to relax. 😇

  • @hawkowo3482
    @hawkowo3482 Před 3 lety +8307

    28:40 *“Now good ol' George.. Is a Mushroom.”*
    How does he not piss himself laughing saying that

    • @peixe_lorenzo
      @peixe_lorenzo Před 3 lety +564

      He trained for that
      Imagine him in front of the mirror saying it until he get serious

    • @stoked4015
      @stoked4015 Před 3 lety +230

      I showed this video to my brother who was having trouble sleeping and when it got to this part, he started laughing

    • @peixe_lorenzo
      @peixe_lorenzo Před 3 lety +80

      @@stoked4015 who doesn't laugh at that?
      It is imposible

    • @stoked4015
      @stoked4015 Před 3 lety +18

      @l0renzo Luzzatto facts

    • @shaiapoufsviolin2057
      @shaiapoufsviolin2057 Před 3 lety +72

      He doesn’t even smile, he’s obviously not a human

  • @barney3385
    @barney3385 Před 5 lety +13910

    I have actually never seen the end of an asmr video.

  • @nik_a7x701
    @nik_a7x701 Před 2 lety +63

    20 People waiting in line at the cashier...
    That old lady in front: 1:11:20

  • @RFCable
    @RFCable Před 10 měsíci +179

    At 20:20, i experienced true ASMR tingles that I have never felt before. No other ASMRist has been capable of giving me tingles of that level except for you ER.

  • @viridianaortega9290
    @viridianaortega9290 Před 3 lety +4506

    9:20 the flies when they see me eating:

  • @craigbarnes2679
    @craigbarnes2679 Před 4 lety +6215

    37:48 “I pissed on a book”

    • @brick6123
      @brick6123 Před 4 lety +494

      Heh heh...
      How does he know?
      No seriously how did he know.

    • @shadowgenesisv3954
      @shadowgenesisv3954 Před 4 lety +487

      He said "it's based on a book" but kinda mumbled

    • @cdgshockz
      @cdgshockz Před 4 lety +237

      Shadow GenesisV3 yes we know...

    • @chipperdrewski
      @chipperdrewski Před 4 lety +91

      Lol it does sound like that

    • @goodguybjorn
      @goodguybjorn Před 4 lety +198

      And the book pissed on me

  • @Krustycrabpizza35
    @Krustycrabpizza35 Před rokem +699

    8:19 me seasoning dinner for my guests
    9:30 washing my hands afterwards

  • @jaden1131
    @jaden1131 Před 2 lety +250

    I watched this when it first released in middle school now I’m in college thank you for several years of sleep

    • @dylank.8857
      @dylank.8857 Před 2 lety

      Congrats

    • @chriscugno5265
      @chriscugno5265 Před 2 lety +11

      Impossible. The oldest you could have been in middle school when this video came out is 13. That means you were born in 2004, meaning your only 16 or even 17 at the oldest. A couple years off from college. Edit: I saw the congress building in your profile pic so I’m assuming your American

    • @naazriin
      @naazriin Před 2 lety +1

      this video was released 4 years ago what

    • @Crunchiest
      @Crunchiest Před 2 lety +1

      @@naazriin Pretty rare to see a recent comment on a 7 month old post. But yes, this video released in July 2017, so it has been almost 4 years since its initial release.

    • @xdtony650
      @xdtony650 Před rokem +2

      It’s possible. High school is 4 years in America. This video came out 4 years ago at the time he made the comment. He was likely 14 at the end of 8th grade and was 18 at the start of freshman year of college

  • @dylanstewart4861
    @dylanstewart4861 Před 3 lety +4212

    34:43 when you ask the waiter what the cheapest thing on the menu is

  • @austrianpainter9090
    @austrianpainter9090 Před 4 lety +5908

    49:47
    *me about to fall asleep...*
    him: are you a.... gamer
    me: **NANI**

  • @HeyThePotato
    @HeyThePotato Před rokem +765

    34:44 lemon
    35:48 lemony
    36:10 LEMON

  • @gumpyglubber4834
    @gumpyglubber4834 Před 2 lety +251

    me stranded on an island and a boat passes by: 18:21

  • @arandomjojoreference246
    @arandomjojoreference246 Před 6 lety +5800

    4 am and I'm watching a man tap on a fresh lemon because I'm having trouble sleeping, god bless the internet.

  • @alexcruz7491
    @alexcruz7491 Před 3 lety +6502

    1 hour and no ads... this man is a fucking genius.

    • @JorgeOnPH
      @JorgeOnPH Před 3 lety +63

      Un crack

    • @thegoatboy3881
      @thegoatboy3881 Před 3 lety +175

      @I Flamy I no because the less ads the more views and look he has 12 million views

    • @goldgaming4946
      @goldgaming4946 Před 3 lety +17

      I just got an ad at 7:02

    • @swiftbl4de336
      @swiftbl4de336 Před 3 lety +159

      @@goldgaming4946 that's probably youtube, being the leech of a corporation, he personally said he doesn't put ads on

    • @seashore0015
      @seashore0015 Před 3 lety +18

      @@thegoatboy3881 why do you think no ads=more views?

  • @Lindonald
    @Lindonald Před 3 měsíci +62

    Five years ago when I first watched this I assumed that you were a scientist explaining how an apple could make people sleep (because of the thumbnail). Amazing.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  Před 3 měsíci +25

      ha, funny!

    • @lubosan4786
      @lubosan4786 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@EphemeralRift ER, what's your opinion on the theory of relativity?

    • @LilPootisGaming
      @LilPootisGaming Před měsícem

      ​@@lubosan4786
      Bro got ghosted by er
      Bro got cut off

    • @Milkomeda_Galaxy
      @Milkomeda_Galaxy Před 25 dny +2

      @@lubosan4786 Since he hasn’t responded yet, I’ll tell you my opinion: my opinion on it is that it’s an absolute W theory.

  • @robertgandalf6161
    @robertgandalf6161 Před 2 lety +56

    This was my first ASMR video 5 years ago, and ever since then it has been the only reason I am able to sleep (diagnosed insomniac here). Thank you so much Ephemeral and the whole community 💙

  • @jonathandye0510
    @jonathandye0510 Před 4 lety +4191

    28:41 dude turns himself into a mushroom, funniest sh!t i've seen.

  • @mokie7421
    @mokie7421 Před 3 lety +4987

    52:37
    My hispanic mom when she hears anything metal im listening to.

    • @leonardoerazo4686
      @leonardoerazo4686 Před 2 lety +150

      This deserves more likes

    • @pemish7
      @pemish7 Před 2 lety +83

      Hahahahhaahaha i can relate to that,but make it my balkan grandma

    • @tvojamajka1327
      @tvojamajka1327 Před 2 lety +112

      @@pemish7 my balkan grandma once chased me around with a big ass peace of wood when she heard me listening to metal

    • @pemish7
      @pemish7 Před 2 lety +41

      @@tvojamajka1327 HAHAHHAHAAH THIS MADE MY DAY OMG

    • @bunni389
      @bunni389 Před 2 lety +15

      THIS IS THE BEST ONE

  • @cherry-tq7yc
    @cherry-tq7yc Před 2 lety +24

    it’s 2am and i’m a little delirious but the positivity and funny time stamps in the comment have brought me close to tears. i think it’s time to sleep

  • @goyardgotti4028
    @goyardgotti4028 Před rokem +65

    5 years later I still use this video to put me to sleep

  • @bry7319
    @bry7319 Před 6 lety +5460

    when you have a business meeting at 6 but have to whisper in ears at 5

  • @shadyyscrazy
    @shadyyscrazy Před 3 lety +2924

    Me: drowning at sea
    The life guard rescuing me: 17:37

  • @hypxrt1816
    @hypxrt1816 Před 2 lety +250

    "yo what's the name of that french bread again?"
    *ephemeral rift:* 20:51
    "thanks man"
    edit: this is stupid i'm sry

    • @gadget6479
      @gadget6479 Před 2 lety +19

      Great, now I'm hearing it every single time he says it

    • @ello1766
      @ello1766 Před 2 lety +2

      Im glad im not the only person hearing that lol

    • @DSK-13
      @DSK-13 Před 2 lety +2

      Эээ,не сри!

    • @fdarrii1371
      @fdarrii1371 Před 2 lety +1

      YOURE SO FUNNT

    • @hypxrt1816
      @hypxrt1816 Před 2 lety +1

      @@fdarrii1371 LOL

  • @ImNotHighWhatYouTalkinAbout
    @ImNotHighWhatYouTalkinAbout Před 3 měsíci +10

    He has so much power over our ears with that chicken

  • @itjustworks1995
    @itjustworks1995 Před 5 lety +6536

    I wonder why it's in my recommended?
    Oh, it's five o'clock in the morning.
    *_Now I see._*

    • @G1AGAIN
      @G1AGAIN Před 5 lety +67

      AM gang😐😔😴

    • @holius1
      @holius1 Před 5 lety +31

      Ugh I should go to sleep as well..

    • @drewthewalker8679
      @drewthewalker8679 Před 5 lety +27

      It’s about to be five in the morning and I haven’t been sleeping

    • @Emmeric
      @Emmeric Před 5 lety +22

      The Widowmakor 5 am exactly right now. I just can’t seem to fall asleep at normal times

    • @molliehogan5219
      @molliehogan5219 Před 5 lety +2

      phaha yeah

  • @christi6186
    @christi6186 Před 3 lety +1660

    17:22 „Thank you, tie.“

  • @someguy2347
    @someguy2347 Před 2 lety +16

    28:40 He turned himself into a mushroom. Funniest shit I've ever seen!

  • @seven07777
    @seven07777 Před 6 měsíci +26

    I often come back to this one, it's a total classic. The 'pocket' trigger word in particular is always a treat!

    • @bagel_soup2
      @bagel_soup2 Před 5 měsíci +1

      if you're on laptop, you can go to chapters and hit the loop button :) i do it rlly often with the 'pocket' section

    • @Sporacle
      @Sporacle Před 25 dny +1

      The pocket bit is one of the few things i can find that stills brings tingles after 6ish years of almost nightly ASMR listening
      For some reason the "dimmm, your mind a little bit" part too, it feels like I actually get mentally shifted to a more relaxed state as he slides the thing

  • @00brick93
    @00brick93 Před 4 lety +2633

    17:45 when there’s a slow dance but you’re alone

  • @Tiriiii
    @Tiriiii Před 3 lety +4189

    GUYS I'M LITERALLY TRYING TO SLEEP, BUT THESE COMENTS MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE

    • @dandoodlee
      @dandoodlee Před 3 lety +53

      If only that one person who would say “uhm can’t you just get off your phone or something?” Was in the reply’s bc I would beat them up

    • @leelalacee2379
      @leelalacee2379 Před 3 lety +5

      Same

    • @Lakota-Cola
      @Lakota-Cola Před 3 lety +10

      The comments can make humor out of anything
      Also that Stich pfp is really adorable... Just wanted to say.

    • @space_geek4927
      @space_geek4927 Před 3 lety +2

      Oml same 😳😆

    • @nikabivlogs1546
      @nikabivlogs1546 Před 3 lety +2

      @Samuel Clark 😂 same

  • @jolynecujoh2882
    @jolynecujoh2882 Před rokem +17

    the wonders this video does, there's times i CANNOT sleep whatso ever, i click different asmr videos to try and get tingles. but i come back to this video almost every single time and it just knocks me out. every.single.time. love it

  • @LaundryLoveAsmr
    @LaundryLoveAsmr Před 2 lety +26

    I'm very picky about about my ASMR artists. Some whispering and soft spoken word just ANNOYS ME instead of relaxing me. This guy's ASMR is PERFECT. And its so creative. Never gets old.

  • @nicksheridan9865
    @nicksheridan9865 Před 2 lety +10028

    29:16 This man holds so much power, one squeeze and we are all violently ear abused.

  • @Enda680
    @Enda680 Před 6 lety +2703

    Appreciate the dark background, it makes it much easier to fall asleep when you're actually watching the videos :D

    • @togeinumaki237
      @togeinumaki237 Před 6 lety +17

      Enda Gallagher Yeah but i always read the comments thus why i am here....
      I cant stop

    • @dominic9983
      @dominic9983 Před 6 lety +29

      Fucking this.

    • @otterbomb2148
      @otterbomb2148 Před 6 lety +15

      Enda Gallagher agreed!!

    • @euniceong595
      @euniceong595 Před 6 lety +21

      Especially in the dark

    • @fruitymillie8702
      @fruitymillie8702 Před 6 lety +4

      Enda Gallagher and its even better if you can change the brightness on your phone 😂

  • @Imperial_Inc
    @Imperial_Inc Před rokem +172

    "Sleep for the Sleepless ASMR"
    _Proceeds to open the video with every other time-based greeting other than "Good-night”_

  • @will3music
    @will3music Před rokem +39

    This helped me fall asleep during a period of anxiety and insomnia, thank you so much

  • @davidlendon8711
    @davidlendon8711 Před 5 lety +2480

    Me: *sees something nice that’s a bit expensive* ooo I want this
    My bank account : 23:43

    • @bronzeplayer3930
      @bronzeplayer3930 Před 5 lety +63

      my parents busted me bc I laughed too hard

    • @stw_dogan1439
      @stw_dogan1439 Před 5 lety +8

      @@bronzeplayer3930 same 😂😂😂

    • @Rhovanion85
      @Rhovanion85 Před 5 lety +33

      @@bronzeplayer3930 Haha me too, I switched to porn because it was easier to explain

    • @0bscure_yt
      @0bscure_yt Před 5 lety +1

      David Lendon d

    • @CVB794
      @CVB794 Před 5 lety +2

      Rovix so true

  • @HaHa-qt2zj
    @HaHa-qt2zj Před 3 lety +1189

    9:20 cartoon villains when they’ve come up with an evil plan

  • @papaspoon1550
    @papaspoon1550 Před 2 lety +22

    As someone who's watched ER for 6yrs and saw this the hour it came out. I never, ever, expected 14M people to see this. He's gotten bigger than I'd ever imagine, I'm so glad ER's work gets recognized

  • @angelcaraballo8638
    @angelcaraballo8638 Před rokem +2

    This was the first ASMR video I've watched, and what introduced me to ASMR, been listening to ASMR since 2019

  • @exploringwithasmr
    @exploringwithasmr Před 6 lety +2020

    THE MAN WHO NEVER RUNS OUT OF IDEAS : )

    • @mirzamnimu
      @mirzamnimu Před 6 lety +8

      The first day he released a traditional ASMR session, I was worried he had.

    • @chrismichel7750
      @chrismichel7750 Před 6 lety +6

      Exploring With ASMR he whispers and taps shit how hard can it be 😜

    • @uranusgucci5356
      @uranusgucci5356 Před 6 lety +37

      should give pewds advice

    • @abusivewafflegaming4450
      @abusivewafflegaming4450 Před 6 lety +4

      Uranus Gucci Take cover! Shots fired!

    • @HahaHaha-uo5kf
      @HahaHaha-uo5kf Před 6 lety +5

      Pixel Gamer Inc tbh anybody can do asmr and i don't the large different between him and the other asmr artists(don't mad on me,i still like him though) what make great asmrtists like e.r and asmr zeigeist is their creativity,their video edit and the mic quality

  • @thomasd9630
    @thomasd9630 Před 4 lety +8570

    The child of Keanu Reeves and dr strange.

  • @lespaul5574
    @lespaul5574 Před rokem +4

    You are the gentleman’s gentlemen of ASMR for sure and your ideas are probly the most unique out there, so many people trying to do it right but they forgot one crucial ingredient: A rubber chicken

  • @MaxRebo3322
    @MaxRebo3322 Před měsícem +2

    Thank you Mr. Rift, you have given me relaxation for almost ten years now🙏🏻

  • @HaHa-qt2zj
    @HaHa-qt2zj Před 3 lety +1545

    1:52 mimes when they’re stuck in a box

    • @ellamellabellap3758
      @ellamellabellap3758 Před 3 lety +9

      😂🥺😭😤🙄😔😌☝🏼✋👀🦖✨🍱❤️💛

    • @belstubley6405
      @belstubley6405 Před 3 lety +11

      this is by far the best comment

    • @kingz4nd3r92
      @kingz4nd3r92 Před 3 lety +2

      My man don't even know how to pronounce memes

    • @Ford_Transit_Qustom
      @Ford_Transit_Qustom Před 3 lety +19

      @@kingz4nd3r92 he doesn't mean memes. Go google mimes you'll understand his joke

    • @HaHa-qt2zj
      @HaHa-qt2zj Před 3 lety +2

      KING Z4ND3R I meant to say mime

  • @akemi4043
    @akemi4043 Před 4 lety +2376

    It’s kinda hard for me to fall asleep when all of these comments are so god damn funny 😂

  • @True_Eagle_Media
    @True_Eagle_Media Před 3 měsíci

    6 years later and this video still never fails to help me sleep. Thank you Uncle Rift

  • @kaia9969
    @kaia9969 Před 2 lety +25

    hey uncle er, I always find myself back on your channel when things are hard. it's nice to hear you hope I'm doing well, because even when I'm not, it's a reminder that there's at least something to hope for. to be well. perhaps after a good sleep. thanks again sir

  • @miatherandompersonudontkno4821

    18:21 the teacher trying to get the class attention

  • @deawinter
    @deawinter Před 3 lety +4381

    “Are you asleep?”
    Getting there
    “It’s time for... rubber chicken”
    (Starts sobbing with laughter, back to being wide awake)

    • @smrityrai5740
      @smrityrai5740 Před 3 lety +92

      I was trying to close my eyes n determined to take the real feel n sleep .. n this man starts with the rubber chicken 🐔 .. 😂 😂 😂 I couldn’t hold my laughter lol

    • @robles9112
      @robles9112 Před 2 lety +48

      I lost it when he asked if we thought he was gonn choke the chicken

    • @niklaskirchler759
      @niklaskirchler759 Před 2 lety +6

      Wait until you see the chicken drill🐔:-D

    • @thevaluator1527
      @thevaluator1527 Před 2 lety +8

      Y was there such a massive pause tho😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mannequingaming54
      @mannequingaming54 Před rokem +11

      its time…

      …for the *rubber chicken.*

  • @joeswift5916
    @joeswift5916 Před rokem +19

    This was the first ASMR video I ever watched

  • @cptnobvious0555
    @cptnobvious0555 Před 4 lety +2241

    29:07 right at that exact time skip 10 seconds right when he says im speaking to your...trust me

  • @sambam3289
    @sambam3289 Před 4 lety +1417

    24:12 When you're getting mugged

  • @trumanteduits1088
    @trumanteduits1088 Před rokem +22

    I’ve watched this video 100 times and I always fall asleep so fast I never even realized he whipped out the best game ever bloodborne

  • @regularjeffery
    @regularjeffery Před měsícem +2

    this is easily my most watched video of all time. i stumbled upon it probably 4 or 5 years ago. i think closer to 5 because it was before my daughter was born. it really does a great job of getting my mind and being in a calm, relaxed place. i know i can always watch this video too help me out. i know that may seem crazy but it's true. i dunno whats waiting for us at the end but i have an ideal situation...
    - i hope it's a nice comfy couch. one you can really sink in to but not too much sinkage
    - a solid pillow
    - a nice, thick blanket but nothing too itchy
    - some really great headphones that do magical things with sound
    - this video. on loop
    - also, a dr pepper

  • @jamesjohnstone3175
    @jamesjohnstone3175 Před 6 lety +722

    His suit jacket makes sounds like the ocean which is even more relaxing!

  • @sniff_3512
    @sniff_3512 Před 5 lety +955

    I love the way this was posted like a year ago and he still hearts comments respect man!

  • @luiseduardogutierrezespino1540

    I've been using this ASMR for sleeping like for two years and still works like it's the first time

  • @heatherlov3
    @heatherlov3 Před 2 lety +4

    this video has been played collectively for around roughly 2,257 years

  • @fahimalvee512
    @fahimalvee512 Před 3 lety +4147

    This guy deserves much more subs and views
    He's been doing this for 8 years

    • @bryanpasian
      @bryanpasian Před 2 lety +151

      I’ve been looking up ASMR since before people called it ASMR, and Wikipedia kept deleting the article cuz they didn’t think it was legit enough to publish…
      Me: “Google! What the hell is that tingly thingy?? help!” Now there’s so many videos, it’s crazy

    • @swag2498
      @swag2498 Před 2 lety +19

      @@bryanpasian 🍪

    • @mokie7421
      @mokie7421 Před 2 lety +49

      @@swag2498 damn bro, you got the *[REDACTED]* laughing.

    • @kellbell2114
      @kellbell2114 Před 2 lety +36

      @@bryanpasian I was recording Bob Ross 'The Joy of Painting' (decades ago), on my VCR, to watch at night, because the sound of his voice and brush strokes, put me to sleep. It was when I looked for him on CZcams that I discovered I was hooked on ASMR, before there was a name for it. 😂

    • @allisterlesliegraham
      @allisterlesliegraham Před 2 lety

      9

  • @okehgameingfan
    @okehgameingfan Před 3 lety +3108

    23:43 old people when you do a yearsworth of house cleaning for them

  • @StudMacher96
    @StudMacher96 Před 6 měsíci +2

    No matter how many times I watch his videos, Rifty Nifty always finds a way to help me fall asleep.

  • @IndigenousRealGuy
    @IndigenousRealGuy Před 2 lety +14

    Of course the first movie this man pulls out is American Psycho

  • @danielbumchuckle4321
    @danielbumchuckle4321 Před 3 lety +1338

    1:51 when the police come back from checking my basement

    • @Drifting_Rift
      @Drifting_Rift Před 3 lety +29

      Weird flex but ok
      My dude

    • @SanctuaryADO
      @SanctuaryADO Před 3 lety +123

      I get the joke but I prefer the interpretation that you do calm hand motions to try and lull the cops to sleep so they don't find whatever you're doing in your basement

    • @ellamellabellap3758
      @ellamellabellap3758 Před 3 lety +8

      @@SanctuaryADO 😭😭😂😂😂

    • @chesdigitalized
      @chesdigitalized Před 3 lety +7

      Ayo what the fuck is doom guy doin here you shouldn’t be sleeping you should be off spending the eternity of your life popping caps into demons

    • @mokie7421
      @mokie7421 Před 3 lety +2

      @@SanctuaryADO i thought the interpretation was both, so it's as if he thought of it right after he put his hands up

  • @RoWill98
    @RoWill98 Před 5 lety +1309

    27:40 This must be how Mr.Krabs gets his tingles 🤔

  • @JustAnElderscroll
    @JustAnElderscroll Před 2 lety +2

    I always come back to this video. Must have put me to sleep hundreds of times

  • @UNKNOWN-gr7fe
    @UNKNOWN-gr7fe Před 2 lety +7

    I remember the time when this video got posted, just a while before your channel had reached a million.
    I'm proud to see this guy to this day still making videos.

  • @audrey5539
    @audrey5539 Před 4 lety +2759

    me: sleeping
    ephemeral rift: "RuBbeR CHicKeN"
    me: a w a k e

  • @anniew.8150
    @anniew.8150 Před 3 lety +1131

    9:20 the fly on my sweaty skin be like -

  • @ShortiePie3079
    @ShortiePie3079 Před rokem +3

    Five years later and he's still giving people the gift of sleep

  • @justamgames6197
    @justamgames6197 Před rokem +9

    I thought this was a new video and I was so wrong, the quality of your videos are amazing

  • @xxhollowsnakexx2560
    @xxhollowsnakexx2560 Před 4 lety +1603

    You know its serious when Dr.Strange needs to put Thanos to sleep.

    • @hhhhhhhjgg
      @hhhhhhhjgg Před 4 lety +30

      xXHollowSnakeXx ok boomer

    • @slayergaminggr9876
      @slayergaminggr9876 Před 4 lety +10

      @@hhhhhhhjgg moober ko

    • @mike.vr1779
      @mike.vr1779 Před 4 lety +6

      i actully laughed AND THATS......HARD

    • @Bob-it1fx
      @Bob-it1fx Před 4 lety +3

      I just commented that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Biogrease
      @Biogrease Před 4 lety +3

      My school has the same logo as your pfp but the h is a w and the s is an h

  • @lemonsauce9505
    @lemonsauce9505 Před 4 lety +1325

    Time Stamps!
    0:00 ASMR

  • @hazeblaze5685
    @hazeblaze5685 Před 2 lety +3

    I was here when this first came out, 4 years ago. Still helps me sleep at night 🤍

  • @recycledtrashoof8874
    @recycledtrashoof8874 Před 2 lety +1

    All these other ASMR youtuber have fancy gear and everything, while he just has his voice and hands. Natural talent!

  • @Anita-ms9ed
    @Anita-ms9ed Před 6 lety +1543

    Thank you, chicken.

  • @nicolasluckey8834
    @nicolasluckey8834 Před 4 lety +1508

    17:36 when you’re at a party but you dont no anybody so u awkwardly dancing like

  • @VampireDoggo
    @VampireDoggo Před 7 měsíci +22

    Cashier: “and how will you be paying today?”
    Me: 21:35

    • @OWASMR
      @OWASMR Před měsícem

      This is so stupid that I love it

  • @nathanielschwartz425
    @nathanielschwartz425 Před 28 dny +2

    This was the very first video of his that I ever watched! And I’ve been a huge fan of his ever since!

  • @unlucky1352
    @unlucky1352 Před 4 lety +1416

    Damn when he pulled out the last of us PS3 I got the feels.

    • @jasoncartwright67
      @jasoncartwright67 Před 4 lety +11

      You just said when he pulled out 😂 the last of us PS3 I got the feels maybe try fix the wording 😹😹😹😲😲😲

    • @munktard7772
      @munktard7772 Před 4 lety +53

      @@jasoncartwright67 it's a 7 month old comment, who cares😇😇😇😇🤑🤑🤑🤑🤗🤗🤗😝😗😜🤤😬🤥🤥🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😪🥵🤒😵😷🥶🥶🤧🤮🤢🤢🤮🥶😵🤕😌🤥🙄😬🤥🤥🤠🤠🤠🤯🤯🤯🥺🥺🥺

    • @Jamobass
      @Jamobass Před 4 lety +11

      @@munktard7772 water

    • @Jamobass
      @Jamobass Před 4 lety +10

      @aidenjames69 thank you Aiden James, you will be spared

    • @stainerz16
      @stainerz16 Před 4 lety +4

      Bergmanmalton u must be at least 6 if you use that many emojis

  • @ArticulateDesignASMR
    @ArticulateDesignASMR Před 6 lety +1885

    Man you're just an absolute legend within our community. Had this playing in the background while i've been hearthstoning.

    • @thelawzback5834
      @thelawzback5834 Před 6 lety +21

      Articulate Design ASMR man I do that ALL the time 😄

    • @notmike2511
      @notmike2511 Před 6 lety +16

      Carsen LaPierre except video games where you have to focus like shooters

    • @madelineonline4214
      @madelineonline4214 Před 6 lety +1

      Hey, you are too man!

    • @ineigreyblade3284
      @ineigreyblade3284 Před 6 lety +12

      MichKash I usually play these videos to release my tension while playing shooters lol.
      Tension meaning, I get very inveloped into my games.

    • @neonlightstm6740
      @neonlightstm6740 Před 6 lety +2

      Dude.. he looks creepy when he opens the Mofuckin cam!

  • @kovyvuri
    @kovyvuri Před rokem +1

    The first video I ever watched by ER, about a month after it came out. Been here on the regular ever since!

  • @SmurfDrake
    @SmurfDrake Před 2 lety

    This was the first asmr I ever watched ... thank you ER for introducing me to this community

  • @cheese-dh6cv
    @cheese-dh6cv Před 4 lety +354

    I love how he thanks each object before putting it down.

  • @iplay4us
    @iplay4us Před 3 lety +736

    The Dog after the visit at the vet: 14:54

    • @matussvajka149
      @matussvajka149 Před 3 lety +1

      Loooool

    • @hisnameiskilljoy
      @hisnameiskilljoy Před 3 lety +2

      @@bartholomeusnebuchadnezzar2463 I fucking hate neutering or spading animals. It's like; "Would you want your parents to do that to you?" Fuck no you wouldn't! So why the hell would you do it to your pet?

    • @hotbakedmemes1954
      @hotbakedmemes1954 Před 3 lety +34

      @@hisnameiskilljoy because then your dog will run around getting other peoples pets pregnant. You act as if the dog is conscious about his penis. He is not. The dog does not care about sex nor reproduction. It is merely an instinct. We as humans are the only known species to enjoy and seek sex out of not instinct- but intimacy. The dog only cares if it is fed. Has entertainment. And is loved to a certain degree. It does not give a fuck about it's dick. These are not opinions. But facts from scientist, and the general populace studying the behavior, awareness, and conscious of animals. You literally cannot argue against me because they are facts, NOT opinions.

    • @hotbakedmemes1954
      @hotbakedmemes1954 Před 3 lety +1

      @@bartholomeusnebuchadnezzar2463 how could you possibly know what the dog thinks of dog food? You are not a dog you have no idea what they think of any type of food

    • @hisnameiskilljoy
      @hisnameiskilljoy Před 3 lety +1

      @@hotbakedmemes1954 This is the type of annoying shit that annoys me. People like you trying to persuade people like me to neuter or spade their animals. Shut the fuck and deal with my opinion, I don't want to do that to my poor animal.

  • @John-hv7ct
    @John-hv7ct Před rokem +4

    I think this is one of the best asmr videos period

  • @Milkomeda_Galaxy
    @Milkomeda_Galaxy Před měsícem +4

    We know he’s professional when he takes out a rubber chicken and doesn’t abuse this power 29:20

  • @LoribethRN
    @LoribethRN Před 4 lety +932

    I feel like you really care about helping me get a good night’s rest. You seem so sincere and so beautifully strange. I’m a nurse and I like to recommend your videos to my patients to help with their rest, anxiety, and pain. It really helps some of them. Thank you for that.

  • @bigyale3277
    @bigyale3277 Před 4 lety +736

    28:41 “and now, George is a mushroom”

  • @PrimusJupiter
    @PrimusJupiter Před 9 měsíci +1

    One of the first asmr channels I started watching. Gained crazy immunity but I think it's his comforting nature is why I've come back to this video in particular. ❤ wish goof health to reader.

  • @harrywhapshott802
    @harrywhapshott802 Před 2 lety

    It’s official this guy is the best ASMR cause he’s relaxing and intentionally hilarious at the same time, I’m laughing while still feeling relaxed 😂

  • @onyxzealot4483
    @onyxzealot4483 Před 5 lety +1418

    Me at 3AM: *about to fall asleep*
    Ephemeral Rift: Are you a gamer?
    Me: *wakes up in excitement*

  • @sxps
    @sxps Před 6 lety +3635

    im watching a man scratch on a bumpy chicken, life's good

  • @Dj23440
    @Dj23440 Před 2 lety +6

    The fact that I watched this whole video beginning to end and I haven’t fallen asleep feels illegal

  • @elizabethdenny4598
    @elizabethdenny4598 Před 2 lety

    You’re the only person who can put me to sleep even when I’m fully awake 🥺

  • @elf-hs2xo
    @elf-hs2xo Před 3 lety +3428

    28:40 it is impossible to sleep after hearing this, i'm still laughing so hard lmao