Sleep for the Sleepless ASMR
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- čas přidán 4. 06. 2024
- I heard you were having trouble sleeping and/or falling asleep, so I put together this video to try and help you get your much deserved and needed rest:
00:00:00 Introduction
00:01:33 Assorted calming hand movements
00:07:40 Assorted finger & hand sounds
00:11:07 The Brushing of the Microphones
00:15:06 Fabric sounds: thrift store tie
00:17:30 Fabric sounds: thrift store blazer
00:20:12 Pocket trigger word
00:21:31 Leather wallet tapping
00:23:30 Dollar bills ya'll
00:29:16 Rubber chicken
00:32:54 Fresh lemon tapping
00:36:43 Movies (case tapping)
00:49:47 Video games (case tapping)
00:57:00 Metal chain (soft clinking)
00:59:33 Shaving cream
01:04:05 Nitrile gloves
01:08:44 Medical case zipper
01:14:09 Wood match sticks
01:17:48 Flickering candle flame
01:22:33 Indistinct whispering & fade-out
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What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect. - Zábava
*i clicked on this because you looked professional*
He says while having a chicken spongebob as a profile picture
No.....ThIs Is PaTrIcK
Meme Loaf also lol I’m a girl too
Edit:wait no never mind I read the comment wrong
Meme Loaf 123rd like xD
Honestly me to
When I sell 17 of my games and Xbox 360 console at GameStop.
The Employee:
23:43
this is so underrated (7 months later, I guess not)
It really do be like that honestly
This is so underrated and so factual
hahaha 18 dollars in American cash... oh.
He kept the three
1:11:20
*me after the teacher asks me to show them my homework knowing damn well i didn’t do it*
😭
69 likes, nice.
this deserves more likes lmao 😭
LMFAOO
DEADDDDD
I've watched this video in one of the darkest moments of my life and it helped me and comforted me, thanks man.
STAY STRONG
@@TreeFrogOnATree you misspelt STAY HARD 🏃🏾♂️
That's what she said
@@bluetea8181 😂😂
@@d4rkl3g3nds9 I had problems with sleep and anxiety at that point in my life, and this really helped me to relax. 😇
28:40 *“Now good ol' George.. Is a Mushroom.”*
How does he not piss himself laughing saying that
He trained for that
Imagine him in front of the mirror saying it until he get serious
I showed this video to my brother who was having trouble sleeping and when it got to this part, he started laughing
@@stoked4015 who doesn't laugh at that?
It is imposible
@l0renzo Luzzatto facts
He doesn’t even smile, he’s obviously not a human
I have actually never seen the end of an asmr video.
Texxsar ya not alone
I sadly have
Barney same
Sameeee
Neither have I, only heard it
20 People waiting in line at the cashier...
That old lady in front: 1:11:20
so true!!!
Fr
At 20:20, i experienced true ASMR tingles that I have never felt before. No other ASMRist has been capable of giving me tingles of that level except for you ER.
Pocket
Pocket
Pocket
Pocket
Pocket
9:20 the flies when they see me eating:
😹
they're scheming so....CALMLY
This was one of the only comments I found funny I love it
@@Onion.ringsssss glad you found it funny!😂
PLS I CANT BREATHE
37:48 “I pissed on a book”
Heh heh...
How does he know?
No seriously how did he know.
He said "it's based on a book" but kinda mumbled
Shadow GenesisV3 yes we know...
Lol it does sound like that
And the book pissed on me
8:19 me seasoning dinner for my guests
9:30 washing my hands afterwards
Real chad
I think your channel is the oldest I've ever seen
great comment
I watched this when it first released in middle school now I’m in college thank you for several years of sleep
Congrats
Impossible. The oldest you could have been in middle school when this video came out is 13. That means you were born in 2004, meaning your only 16 or even 17 at the oldest. A couple years off from college. Edit: I saw the congress building in your profile pic so I’m assuming your American
this video was released 4 years ago what
@@naazriin Pretty rare to see a recent comment on a 7 month old post. But yes, this video released in July 2017, so it has been almost 4 years since its initial release.
It’s possible. High school is 4 years in America. This video came out 4 years ago at the time he made the comment. He was likely 14 at the end of 8th grade and was 18 at the start of freshman year of college
34:43 when you ask the waiter what the cheapest thing on the menu is
Lmaoo
ooamL
I pissed myself laughing ngl
ROFL
lEMON
49:47
*me about to fall asleep...*
him: are you a.... gamer
me: **NANI**
xd
UMAEVA
Za Wuardo!
Dattebayo!
0k
34:44 lemon
35:48 lemony
36:10 LEMON
*L* *E* *M* *O* *N*
With Å twist of lemon!
agreed
LEMON...
LEMONY...
And then there's...
L E M O N...
@@The_narrator0283-xe1ml *L E M O N*
me stranded on an island and a boat passes by: 18:21
these comments are so funny for what
Most sexy pfp ever
Smash
Talking about gumpyglubber btw
wtfk bro what this photo
4 am and I'm watching a man tap on a fresh lemon because I'm having trouble sleeping, god bless the internet.
The internet truly is the greatest thing ever
Lmao yoooooo. This is exactly me right now.
Same here but its 3am
A random JoJo reference 😂😂
5 am.....rlly
1 hour and no ads... this man is a fucking genius.
Un crack
@I Flamy I no because the less ads the more views and look he has 12 million views
I just got an ad at 7:02
@@goldgaming4946 that's probably youtube, being the leech of a corporation, he personally said he doesn't put ads on
@@thegoatboy3881 why do you think no ads=more views?
Five years ago when I first watched this I assumed that you were a scientist explaining how an apple could make people sleep (because of the thumbnail). Amazing.
ha, funny!
@EphemeralRift ER, what's your opinion on the theory of relativity?
@@lubosan4786
Bro got ghosted by er
Bro got cut off
@@lubosan4786 Since he hasn’t responded yet, I’ll tell you my opinion: my opinion on it is that it’s an absolute W theory.
This was my first ASMR video 5 years ago, and ever since then it has been the only reason I am able to sleep (diagnosed insomniac here). Thank you so much Ephemeral and the whole community 💙
28:41 dude turns himself into a mushroom, funniest sh!t i've seen.
Is this like lumpy touch or something
I’m mushroom gorge!
Lol
Ocean Man omfg 😂😂😂🤣
Lol pickle Rick reference
52:37
My hispanic mom when she hears anything metal im listening to.
This deserves more likes
Hahahahhaahaha i can relate to that,but make it my balkan grandma
@@pemish7 my balkan grandma once chased me around with a big ass peace of wood when she heard me listening to metal
@@tvojamajka1327 HAHAHHAHAAH THIS MADE MY DAY OMG
THIS IS THE BEST ONE
it’s 2am and i’m a little delirious but the positivity and funny time stamps in the comment have brought me close to tears. i think it’s time to sleep
Same bro
5 years later I still use this video to put me to sleep
when you have a business meeting at 6 but have to whisper in ears at 5
Same
#relatable
:DDDD
bry got bankrolls he's gonna be late.
This took more than an hour tho
Me: drowning at sea
The life guard rescuing me: 17:37
😆
💀💀💀
STOP THATS SO FUNNY 😭
the fact that he’s doing it with such a straight face makes it even better
From all the comments I saw this comment actually made me laugh hard
"yo what's the name of that french bread again?"
*ephemeral rift:* 20:51
"thanks man"
edit: this is stupid i'm sry
Great, now I'm hearing it every single time he says it
Im glad im not the only person hearing that lol
Эээ,не сри!
YOURE SO FUNNT
@@fdarrii1371 LOL
He has so much power over our ears with that chicken
I wonder why it's in my recommended?
Oh, it's five o'clock in the morning.
*_Now I see._*
AM gang😐😔😴
Ugh I should go to sleep as well..
It’s about to be five in the morning and I haven’t been sleeping
The Widowmakor 5 am exactly right now. I just can’t seem to fall asleep at normal times
phaha yeah
17:22 „Thank you, tie.“
:l
Please kiss me
That is the most wholesome thing I've ever heard in years
A true gentleman
@@nathanielmiller5813 no
28:40 He turned himself into a mushroom. Funniest shit I've ever seen!
I often come back to this one, it's a total classic. The 'pocket' trigger word in particular is always a treat!
if you're on laptop, you can go to chapters and hit the loop button :) i do it rlly often with the 'pocket' section
The pocket bit is one of the few things i can find that stills brings tingles after 6ish years of almost nightly ASMR listening
For some reason the "dimmm, your mind a little bit" part too, it feels like I actually get mentally shifted to a more relaxed state as he slides the thing
17:45 when there’s a slow dance but you’re alone
Me in prom
You killed me 😂
Haha XD that's me
Unspeakable_things joker in the bathroom
Luke Del bruh
GUYS I'M LITERALLY TRYING TO SLEEP, BUT THESE COMENTS MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE
If only that one person who would say “uhm can’t you just get off your phone or something?” Was in the reply’s bc I would beat them up
Same
The comments can make humor out of anything
Also that Stich pfp is really adorable... Just wanted to say.
Oml same 😳😆
@Samuel Clark 😂 same
the wonders this video does, there's times i CANNOT sleep whatso ever, i click different asmr videos to try and get tingles. but i come back to this video almost every single time and it just knocks me out. every.single.time. love it
I'm very picky about about my ASMR artists. Some whispering and soft spoken word just ANNOYS ME instead of relaxing me. This guy's ASMR is PERFECT. And its so creative. Never gets old.
29:16 This man holds so much power, one squeeze and we are all violently ear abused.
This deserves more likes lmaoo
Bet he was fighting the urge to squeeze it
ILMAO underrated
XD
Oh dude👍😆
Appreciate the dark background, it makes it much easier to fall asleep when you're actually watching the videos :D
Enda Gallagher Yeah but i always read the comments thus why i am here....
I cant stop
Fucking this.
Enda Gallagher agreed!!
Especially in the dark
Enda Gallagher and its even better if you can change the brightness on your phone 😂
"Sleep for the Sleepless ASMR"
_Proceeds to open the video with every other time-based greeting other than "Good-night”_
🤓
@@its_jay4357 i haven't seen a single comment without quotations or time stamps lmao
Well you usually end with "good night"😅
Hey man, some people don't sleep at night lmao
@@lillydevil2486 yeah but some people do
This helped me fall asleep during a period of anxiety and insomnia, thank you so much
Wishing you all the best and finest health during those rough patches in life 🙏
You are literally the target audience
Me: *sees something nice that’s a bit expensive* ooo I want this
My bank account : 23:43
my parents busted me bc I laughed too hard
@@bronzeplayer3930 same 😂😂😂
@@bronzeplayer3930 Haha me too, I switched to porn because it was easier to explain
David Lendon d
Rovix so true
9:20 cartoon villains when they’ve come up with an evil plan
That’s Ze Fuccboi stance while approaching unsuspecting chics 😂
*evil laughter*
Nah its a fly when he sees me eating
As someone who's watched ER for 6yrs and saw this the hour it came out. I never, ever, expected 14M people to see this. He's gotten bigger than I'd ever imagine, I'm so glad ER's work gets recognized
Clown
@@cj-ry5ob clown...? Okay?
This was the first ASMR video I've watched, and what introduced me to ASMR, been listening to ASMR since 2019
THE MAN WHO NEVER RUNS OUT OF IDEAS : )
The first day he released a traditional ASMR session, I was worried he had.
Exploring With ASMR he whispers and taps shit how hard can it be 😜
should give pewds advice
Uranus Gucci Take cover! Shots fired!
Pixel Gamer Inc tbh anybody can do asmr and i don't the large different between him and the other asmr artists(don't mad on me,i still like him though) what make great asmrtists like e.r and asmr zeigeist is their creativity,their video edit and the mic quality
The child of Keanu Reeves and dr strange.
*Kirby's calling the police*
I gasped so hard when I read this you can still hear my life force lingering in the air.
PI
ANO REEVES
The best boomer
Would be if he where younger
You are the gentleman’s gentlemen of ASMR for sure and your ideas are probly the most unique out there, so many people trying to do it right but they forgot one crucial ingredient: A rubber chicken
Thank you Mr. Rift, you have given me relaxation for almost ten years now🙏🏻
1:52 mimes when they’re stuck in a box
😂🥺😭😤🙄😔😌☝🏼✋👀🦖✨🍱❤️💛
this is by far the best comment
My man don't even know how to pronounce memes
@@kingz4nd3r92 he doesn't mean memes. Go google mimes you'll understand his joke
KING Z4ND3R I meant to say mime
It’s kinda hard for me to fall asleep when all of these comments are so god damn funny 😂
Well yours isn't, BOOM KABLOOIE MOLOTOV.
Same
@@_Mrrock what does drinking milk and being white to do with anything
Is it just me or is your comment tilted??
@@_Mrrock how is calling someone white and saying they drink milk a roast? are you 5?
6 years later and this video still never fails to help me sleep. Thank you Uncle Rift
hey uncle er, I always find myself back on your channel when things are hard. it's nice to hear you hope I'm doing well, because even when I'm not, it's a reminder that there's at least something to hope for. to be well. perhaps after a good sleep. thanks again sir
18:21 the teacher trying to get the class attention
Real jajajaja
Haahahha
HAHAHAA
lmao
🤣🤣🤣
“Are you asleep?”
Getting there
“It’s time for... rubber chicken”
(Starts sobbing with laughter, back to being wide awake)
I was trying to close my eyes n determined to take the real feel n sleep .. n this man starts with the rubber chicken 🐔 .. 😂 😂 😂 I couldn’t hold my laughter lol
I lost it when he asked if we thought he was gonn choke the chicken
Wait until you see the chicken drill🐔:-D
Y was there such a massive pause tho😂😂😂😂😂😂
its time…
…
…for the *rubber chicken.*
This was the first ASMR video I ever watched
No one asked. Shut up
@@Hotlinemiamienthusiastcalm down, damn ☠️
@@Hotlinemiamienthusiast wiggly wigger kill that ni-
29:07 right at that exact time skip 10 seconds right when he says im speaking to your...trust me
😐
Gabe Baker 😂
Hahahah
Creative
I just wheezed from this. Thank you for making my night 😂😂
24:12 When you're getting mugged
Lul
Underrated
HE LOOKS SO DEFEATED THIS IS DO FUNNT
I wheezed
@@tobazko5491 Aquarius energy haha
I’ve watched this video 100 times and I always fall asleep so fast I never even realized he whipped out the best game ever bloodborne
this is easily my most watched video of all time. i stumbled upon it probably 4 or 5 years ago. i think closer to 5 because it was before my daughter was born. it really does a great job of getting my mind and being in a calm, relaxed place. i know i can always watch this video too help me out. i know that may seem crazy but it's true. i dunno whats waiting for us at the end but i have an ideal situation...
- i hope it's a nice comfy couch. one you can really sink in to but not too much sinkage
- a solid pillow
- a nice, thick blanket but nothing too itchy
- some really great headphones that do magical things with sound
- this video. on loop
- also, a dr pepper
His suit jacket makes sounds like the ocean which is even more relaxing!
What u been smokin
Vladimir Putin Omg I'm dying 😂😂
James Frame
That scares me. I can't swim
oh shit.
im high.
CAT LORD high like a fucking rock my dude
I love the way this was posted like a year ago and he still hearts comments respect man!
Cyber Ninja I know, right
Nice try but you didn't get one
Cyber Ninja good try dude next time you may get one
Mission failed, we'll get em next time
You thirstyyy for that heart
I've been using this ASMR for sleeping like for two years and still works like it's the first time
this video has been played collectively for around roughly 2,257 years
This guy deserves much more subs and views
He's been doing this for 8 years
I’ve been looking up ASMR since before people called it ASMR, and Wikipedia kept deleting the article cuz they didn’t think it was legit enough to publish…
Me: “Google! What the hell is that tingly thingy?? help!” Now there’s so many videos, it’s crazy
@@bryanpasian 🍪
@@swag2498 damn bro, you got the *[REDACTED]* laughing.
@@bryanpasian I was recording Bob Ross 'The Joy of Painting' (decades ago), on my VCR, to watch at night, because the sound of his voice and brush strokes, put me to sleep. It was when I looked for him on CZcams that I discovered I was hooked on ASMR, before there was a name for it. 😂
9
23:43 old people when you do a yearsworth of house cleaning for them
On point
Idk what u talking ab old ppl be loading me up $$
You're dead
BONK
BONK
No matter how many times I watch his videos, Rifty Nifty always finds a way to help me fall asleep.
Of course the first movie this man pulls out is American Psycho
1:51 when the police come back from checking my basement
Weird flex but ok
My dude
I get the joke but I prefer the interpretation that you do calm hand motions to try and lull the cops to sleep so they don't find whatever you're doing in your basement
@@SanctuaryADO 😭😭😂😂😂
Ayo what the fuck is doom guy doin here you shouldn’t be sleeping you should be off spending the eternity of your life popping caps into demons
@@SanctuaryADO i thought the interpretation was both, so it's as if he thought of it right after he put his hands up
27:40 This must be how Mr.Krabs gets his tingles 🤔
Nice
Mr. Krabs prefers those capitalist tingles!
spongebob me boy work harder for those tingles
Pretty sure it’s an erection as well.
You a *S M A R T A S S* and i love it
I always come back to this video. Must have put me to sleep hundreds of times
I remember the time when this video got posted, just a while before your channel had reached a million.
I'm proud to see this guy to this day still making videos.
me: sleeping
ephemeral rift: "RuBbeR CHicKeN"
me: a w a k e
Audrey i needed this
me: mom how's the weather today?
mom: raini
w o k e
R E A L S H I T ?
*_A S E N D E D_*
9:20 the fly on my sweaty skin be like -
I’m trying to sleep. Stop making me laugh XD
LMFAOAOSJS
Fuuuuuck xd
I actually screamed-
666 likes... keep it like that
Five years later and he's still giving people the gift of sleep
I thought this was a new video and I was so wrong, the quality of your videos are amazing
You know its serious when Dr.Strange needs to put Thanos to sleep.
xXHollowSnakeXx ok boomer
@@hhhhhhhjgg moober ko
i actully laughed AND THATS......HARD
I just commented that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My school has the same logo as your pfp but the h is a w and the s is an h
Time Stamps!
0:00 ASMR
Incredible 👏👏👏
THANKS 😁
Bro all of your hours doing that cool
Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne
Omg thank you what schould we have done without you
I was here when this first came out, 4 years ago. Still helps me sleep at night 🤍
All these other ASMR youtuber have fancy gear and everything, while he just has his voice and hands. Natural talent!
Thank you, chicken.
BONELESS Chicken
AnitaTM bye felisha 😂
chicken
Mum?
CORNwish SaladXD that's old stop it
17:36 when you’re at a party but you dont no anybody so u awkwardly dancing like
I'd get mad at you for using "no" instead of "know" but the English language is beyond stupid. So it's okay c:
@@shellythompson6190 Speak your mind my sweet little baby mushroom cloud.
@@marcustulliuscicero8279 i love you~
Wasting Time joker be like
@@JIJ0419 2
Cashier: “and how will you be paying today?”
Me: 21:35
This is so stupid that I love it
This was the very first video of his that I ever watched! And I’ve been a huge fan of his ever since!
Damn when he pulled out the last of us PS3 I got the feels.
You just said when he pulled out 😂 the last of us PS3 I got the feels maybe try fix the wording 😹😹😹😲😲😲
@@jasoncartwright67 it's a 7 month old comment, who cares😇😇😇😇🤑🤑🤑🤑🤗🤗🤗😝😗😜🤤😬🤥🤥🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😪🥵🤒😵😷🥶🥶🤧🤮🤢🤢🤮🥶😵🤕😌🤥🙄😬🤥🤥🤠🤠🤠🤯🤯🤯🥺🥺🥺
@@munktard7772 water
@aidenjames69 thank you Aiden James, you will be spared
Bergmanmalton u must be at least 6 if you use that many emojis
Man you're just an absolute legend within our community. Had this playing in the background while i've been hearthstoning.
Articulate Design ASMR man I do that ALL the time 😄
Carsen LaPierre except video games where you have to focus like shooters
Hey, you are too man!
MichKash I usually play these videos to release my tension while playing shooters lol.
Tension meaning, I get very inveloped into my games.
Dude.. he looks creepy when he opens the Mofuckin cam!
The first video I ever watched by ER, about a month after it came out. Been here on the regular ever since!
This was the first asmr I ever watched ... thank you ER for introducing me to this community
I love how he thanks each object before putting it down.
Tbhhh I laughed at every part
You dont?
The Dog after the visit at the vet: 14:54
Loooool
@@bartholomeusnebuchadnezzar2463 I fucking hate neutering or spading animals. It's like; "Would you want your parents to do that to you?" Fuck no you wouldn't! So why the hell would you do it to your pet?
@@hisnameiskilljoy because then your dog will run around getting other peoples pets pregnant. You act as if the dog is conscious about his penis. He is not. The dog does not care about sex nor reproduction. It is merely an instinct. We as humans are the only known species to enjoy and seek sex out of not instinct- but intimacy. The dog only cares if it is fed. Has entertainment. And is loved to a certain degree. It does not give a fuck about it's dick. These are not opinions. But facts from scientist, and the general populace studying the behavior, awareness, and conscious of animals. You literally cannot argue against me because they are facts, NOT opinions.
@@bartholomeusnebuchadnezzar2463 how could you possibly know what the dog thinks of dog food? You are not a dog you have no idea what they think of any type of food
@@hotbakedmemes1954 This is the type of annoying shit that annoys me. People like you trying to persuade people like me to neuter or spade their animals. Shut the fuck and deal with my opinion, I don't want to do that to my poor animal.
I think this is one of the best asmr videos period
We know he’s professional when he takes out a rubber chicken and doesn’t abuse this power 29:20
I feel like you really care about helping me get a good night’s rest. You seem so sincere and so beautifully strange. I’m a nurse and I like to recommend your videos to my patients to help with their rest, anxiety, and pain. It really helps some of them. Thank you for that.
Q you know who
@@jordanaftab1181 ???
Are you still a nurse to this day?!
Wow that’s amazing!
Ele se importa tanto que trouxe um frango de borracha
28:41 “and now, George is a mushroom”
My name not yours 😂
I like your name but its mine
What the heck
Like drugs
This is my name
what is my name?
One of the first asmr channels I started watching. Gained crazy immunity but I think it's his comforting nature is why I've come back to this video in particular. ❤ wish goof health to reader.
Good*
Thanks, but why did you like your own comment and put good*
It’s official this guy is the best ASMR cause he’s relaxing and intentionally hilarious at the same time, I’m laughing while still feeling relaxed 😂
Me at 3AM: *about to fall asleep*
Ephemeral Rift: Are you a gamer?
Me: *wakes up in excitement*
Lmao! Meeeee!😂
But you didn't fall asleep yet
*peeks around door* I heard gamer?
*gamers must rise*
rasbunny _ what do we do after we rise
im watching a man scratch on a bumpy chicken, life's good
「OmniSapient」 lmaoooo
i am a potato hahhaha imaooo
😂😂😂😂
Facts bro
「OmniSapient」 we all have those moments when we just open our eyes and realise what's actually happening 😂
The fact that I watched this whole video beginning to end and I haven’t fallen asleep feels illegal
You’re the only person who can put me to sleep even when I’m fully awake 🥺
28:40 it is impossible to sleep after hearing this, i'm still laughing so hard lmao
Lol
Lol
Oh no why did I click it, lmao
hm,lol
You guys got mushrooms on your cash bruh ☠️