ASMR for People in Quarantine

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  • čas přidán 21. 08. 2024
  • For those who are under quarantine to help you relax, sleep, and hopefully experience ASMR.
    00:01:05 Calming Hand Movements
    00:06:15 Nitrile gloves
    00:13:24 Massaging Your Brain
    00:20:43 Sharp Objects
    00:26:04 CD case tapping
    00:30:15 Fabric (tie) sounds
    00:33:15 TP roll crinkles
    00:41:34 Relaxing Orange
    00:49:38 Shaving cream
    00:54:40 Plastic bottle cap
    01:00:40 Leather gloves
    01:06:30 Manual drill
    01:11:50 Produce bag
    01:18:50 Eyeglass frame tapping & squeezing
    01:23:43 Pestle & Mortar with Salt
    01:29:15 More TP roll with fade-out
    If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
    What is ASMR?
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
    ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
    I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
    Website: ephemeralrift.com
    Patreon ► bit.ly/1EZgmNi
    Listen to selected works outside of CZcams:
    Spotify ► bit.ly/1V23U60
    CDBaby ► bit.ly/1AUt3Jj
    iTunes ► apple.co/1xIHLNd

Komentáře • 2,1K

  • @nutmeg036
    @nutmeg036 Před 4 lety +895

    I want him to wear all black with black gloves and be a floating head.

  • @hatz1107
    @hatz1107 Před 4 lety +2062

    The more I see of the brain, the less convinced I get that it's a prop

    • @Silkie_Dragon
      @Silkie_Dragon Před 4 lety +352

      Not once has it ever been proclaimed to be a prop

    • @jagerfromgsg945
      @jagerfromgsg945 Před 4 lety +172

      The texture is off though if he tried to massage a real brain it would like squish they are nasty.

    • @originalname8316
      @originalname8316 Před 4 lety +349

      Your expertise on the texture of the brain worries me

    • @Silkie_Dragon
      @Silkie_Dragon Před 4 lety +43

      Jäger From GSG9 if anyone wants to know who ruined the magic^^

    • @nirangatang7759
      @nirangatang7759 Před 4 lety +37

      Jäger From GSG9 do you want the acog back?

  • @dalegribble2620
    @dalegribble2620 Před 4 lety +91

    It sounds weird but, I've been falling asleep to this man's voice every night since I've been 13. I'm now 19.

    • @spitgorge2021
      @spitgorge2021 Před 2 lety +18

      Thanks Dale Gribble who is now 21 years old

    • @ShockwaveTheLogical
      @ShockwaveTheLogical Před rokem +7

      @@spitgorge2021 yea I just noticed that. 19 to 21 seems like such a huge jump but its the same as 14 to 16 which seems a short jump. Time is one weird thing

    • @raoufbgty4815
      @raoufbgty4815 Před rokem +5

      The guy turned 22 this year woooow

  • @furretthefuzzynoodle3896
    @furretthefuzzynoodle3896 Před 4 lety +703

    ER looks like that guy in movies and games who is the hidden “contact”

  • @joshcreasey
    @joshcreasey Před 4 lety +792

    Toilet Paper Man should be next.

  • @skylardunbar1193
    @skylardunbar1193 Před 4 lety +1588

    "I've been dying to get my hands on your brain"
    You're gonna be a little disappointed when you open my skull and find nothing tnere

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 Před 4 lety +49

      I like not having a brain. It gives the perfect space to hide the body! And snacks

    • @Antnix732
      @Antnix732 Před 4 lety +24

      Trust me, no one is dying to get their hands on any part of you.

    • @skylardunbar1193
      @skylardunbar1193 Před 4 lety +51

      @@Antnix732 ok ow I already knew that you didn't have to tell me man

    • @theeguy9022
      @theeguy9022 Před 4 lety +24

      @@skylardunbar1193 aww i would....if ur into guys that is...and if not I'm sure we could still be good freinds

    • @skylardunbar1193
      @skylardunbar1193 Před 4 lety +27

      @@theeguy9022 I'VE NEVER FELT SO LOVED BEFORE IN MY LIFE

  • @aka_bennett135
    @aka_bennett135 Před 4 lety +851

    Me in 10 years explaining to my kids what happened during the corona virus: “Imagine, if you will.”

    • @Hitler_loves_Sans_yt
      @Hitler_loves_Sans_yt Před 4 lety +51

      "A post dystopian, post apocaliptic world."

    • @plant2188
      @plant2188 Před 4 lety +39

      “In which, everyone is panicking.”

    • @spirited_night
      @spirited_night Před 4 lety +34

      “because freedom has been stripped away by a strange virus called ‘COVID’”

    • @eyelessjack817
      @eyelessjack817 Před 4 lety +8

      Liam Lord then all of a sudden in the month of July..

    • @richavelli9133
      @richavelli9133 Před 4 lety +3

      We all have to tell our kids what happened this year

  • @sgtsnuggleton3239
    @sgtsnuggleton3239 Před 4 lety +523

    Gotta love that pause when he was talking about his lost nuts... and bolts

    • @pote2frouifruite81
      @pote2frouifruite81 Před 4 lety +5

      Bruh-huh moment

    • @KuddlyKung
      @KuddlyKung Před 4 lety +18

      That whole segment low key felt like "if you go there it's on you but please feel welcome" and I loved it

    • @thebigbig8163
      @thebigbig8163 Před 4 lety +3

      That’s what IM SAYING!

    • @Tutuco06
      @Tutuco06 Před 4 lety +7

      You know the rules and so do I was the 69 like

    • @6blickys
      @6blickys Před 4 lety +3

      @@pote2frouifruite81
      Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

  • @lucaeduard2347
    @lucaeduard2347 Před 4 lety +6768

    I'm convinced ER is wearing basketball shorts everytime he dresses like this

    • @Amphibian42
      @Amphibian42 Před 4 lety +465

      He wears boxers i think actually

    • @deputywreckmeister
      @deputywreckmeister Před 4 lety +368

      He wears a bikini bottom 😂

    • @amciuam157
      @amciuam157 Před 4 lety +288

      I think he is a mermaid

    • @parkergrizzle8639
      @parkergrizzle8639 Před 4 lety +617

      he’s actually a floating torso

    • @mikejeffries3333
      @mikejeffries3333 Před 4 lety +340

      Actually, he’s naked, and his tentacles of death are slowly suffocating his next victim underneath him as he films it.

  • @derenjoy3r
    @derenjoy3r Před 4 lety +103

    Every now and then I just wanna say:
    Thank you for your regular uploads, creativity, quality and honesty with your subscribers and the awesome variety of content that you offer and never fail to deliver. I‘ve been watching you since im 14, back when you did Beer reviews. Now you dont drink alcohol anymore and your honest talking videos taught me some things and in the meantime I‘ve grown to be considered an adult in my country. Keep up the great work man. You‘re literally saving lifes.

    • @thebigbig8163
      @thebigbig8163 Před 4 lety +1

      oreygin yeah that got deep.

    • @emailinbox8163
      @emailinbox8163 Před 4 měsíci

      lives* not lifes

    • @derenjoy3r
      @derenjoy3r Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@emailinbox8163 hahaha no shit bro, thx for correcting me 4 years later on a random typo

  • @mattiewhite7370
    @mattiewhite7370 Před 4 lety +89

    ive been exposed to covid19, in fact my grandmother caught it, and we live together, and she has been lucky enough to almost fully recover and i cant help but think about everyone weve lost to this virus and how lucky i am to still have her here to talk to. i send out my sincerest condolences to anyone suffering in this dire time and i love you all. ill be here all quarantine thank you and goodnight

    • @zentunozentuno1012
      @zentunozentuno1012 Před 4 lety +5

      I'm sorry about your situation. but why this random video and why at all??? Damn and therapist get paid just to listen to stuff like this.

    • @sendo__
      @sendo__ Před 4 lety +4

      @@zentunozentuno1012 just ignore the comment then stupid ass lmao.

    • @aaronexdee2024
      @aaronexdee2024 Před 4 lety

      @@zentunozentuno1012 on god

    • @okalright3941
      @okalright3941 Před 3 lety

      @@zentunozentuno1012 they dont just listen. They help and give you actual diagnoses.

    • @RandomEphemeral
      @RandomEphemeral Před rokem

      update us in the situation

  • @skylardunbar1193
    @skylardunbar1193 Před 4 lety +1001

    at first glance he comes off as the guy who uses memes wrong but he's actually the one who uses them too well

  • @skitsyn8989
    @skitsyn8989 Před 4 lety +586

    Uncle E is the one dude that makes you smile when he says “Im gonna remove your brain.”. Like yes. Please. Here is my brain, take it. It belongs to you now.

  • @kiritsugukotomine1417
    @kiritsugukotomine1417 Před 4 lety +227

    FINALLY now I can sleep. I have been awake during my entire quarantine so far and I can smell colors.

    • @Poet_03
      @Poet_03 Před 4 lety +21

      You haven't slept since the quarantine started? You must smell like the color brown...

    • @Silkie_Dragon
      @Silkie_Dragon Před 4 lety +18

      Mmmm yes this red smells....mmmmm yellow

    • @animeuxes
      @animeuxes Před 4 lety +3

      what does clear smell like

    • @Pond721
      @Pond721 Před 4 lety +8

      @@animeuxes soap and glue

    • @kiritsugukotomine1417
      @kiritsugukotomine1417 Před 4 lety +1

      @@animeuxes correct, it's much like soap

  • @harrisonreyniers1936
    @harrisonreyniers1936 Před 4 lety +1694

    Man looks like he’s gonna sell me a condo and some weed at the same time

  • @Punished_malware
    @Punished_malware Před 4 lety +139

    Love the hand motions, one of the most underrated triggers in my opinion.

    • @sharkwithnotoes3051
      @sharkwithnotoes3051 Před 4 lety +1

      Wdym he does it almost every video

    • @kiandodd5670
      @kiandodd5670 Před 2 lety +2

      @@sharkwithnotoes3051 she just means hand movements don't get much recognition from people in the whole asmr community

  • @theharbingerofdawn7207
    @theharbingerofdawn7207 Před 4 lety +249

    I was taking a drink and nearly choked looking at the thumbnail. The "Can't sleep? Try this." video is actually the video that made me subscribe to you. Brilliant as always Uncle E

    • @jaredwood8163
      @jaredwood8163 Před 4 lety +3

      that’s the first video I saw of his as well! Bless

    • @tanuki9333
      @tanuki9333 Před 4 lety +2

      Same

    • @Mkmcco
      @Mkmcco Před 4 lety +7

      Subscribing to this channel was probably one of the best decisions I've made on CZcams.

    • @jaredwood8163
      @jaredwood8163 Před 4 lety +10

      Matthew McConico he’s helped me sleep every night since I subbed. Or almost every night sometimes I cheat on papa rift with goodnight moon

    • @j.m.s_3285
      @j.m.s_3285 Před 4 lety +4

      Remember when CZcams algorithms were useful? That's how I found him. Deep One Dave. Last good thing CZcams showed me was Crafsman.
      That was at least a year ago now...

  • @sonugurung6657
    @sonugurung6657 Před 4 lety +261

    We all know the ASMR is about to be goood when Uncle ER is suited up.

    • @UltimateShow860
      @UltimateShow860 Před 4 lety +6

      Its like the Iron Man Suits, Which one is he gonna use today

    • @lilchokeoncheetodust6498
      @lilchokeoncheetodust6498 Před 4 lety +2

      Sonu Gurung even when he’s not like the post apocalyptic trading center was real nice

    • @RogerBluesky
      @RogerBluesky Před 4 lety +2

      It will be good even if he won't wear a thing. 😀

    • @em.b3rr
      @em.b3rr Před 4 lety +3

      We all know the ASMR is about to be goooood when Uncle ER shows up

  • @curmudgeon7217
    @curmudgeon7217 Před 4 lety +1216

    He should have done this slightly farther away from the camera to promote social distancing.

  • @nicolamariabrusi3991
    @nicolamariabrusi3991 Před 4 lety +106

    ER: "I want to be as sanitary as possible, so i'm gonna use these nitrile gloves"
    Also ER: **infecting those sterilized gloves by rubbing them with bare hands**

    • @someone362
      @someone362 Před 4 lety +7

      I read this at the exact time he said it 😂 it scared me for a sec 💀

  • @Bthakilla4rilla
    @Bthakilla4rilla Před 4 lety +56

    Brain massage is incredibly relaxing and unsettling at the same time

    • @Little_book_pumpkin
      @Little_book_pumpkin Před 4 lety

      right? It was giving me tingles and making me nauseated at the same time

  • @pradipsarkar1417
    @pradipsarkar1417 Před 4 lety +234

    *****Time stamps*****
    00:01:05 Calming Hand Movements
    00:06:15 Nitrile gloves
    00:13:24 Massaging Your Brain
    00:20:43 Sharp Objects
    00:26:04 CD case tapping
    00:30:15 Fabric (tie) sounds
    00:33:15 TP roll crinkles
    00:41:34 Relaxing Orange
    00:49:38 Shaving cream
    00:54:40 Plastic bottle cap
    01:00:40 Leather gloves
    01:06:30 Manual drill
    01:11:50 Produce bag
    01:18:50 Eyeglass frame tapping & squeezing
    01:23:43 Pestle & Mortar with Salt
    01:29:15 More TP roll with fade-out
    Hope this helps ❤️

    • @wadecarnes8159
      @wadecarnes8159 Před 4 lety +5

      Pradip Sarkar Lets get this to the top

    • @Amogus104
      @Amogus104 Před 4 lety +5

      Pradip Sarkar did you copy-paste this from the description

    • @parrotyee
      @parrotyee Před 4 lety +6

      Copy
      Paste
      EZ likes

    • @atticus52
      @atticus52 Před 4 lety +3

      It’s in the description people

    • @roroo3045
      @roroo3045 Před 4 lety +1

      Bruh 🤦🏽you just took it from the description

  • @Silkie_Dragon
    @Silkie_Dragon Před 4 lety +185

    “You have a very nice brain”
    Careful it bites

  • @alecpfister4283
    @alecpfister4283 Před 4 lety +8

    Man whenever he moves it sounds like waves on the ocean and I love it

  • @simonstopher5212
    @simonstopher5212 Před 4 lety +172

    Hey Paul, how are you doing in quarantine man? Just wanted to make sure someone was looking out for you too, I hope you're not too bored and that you and your family are all safe! Much love from a locked down New Zealand ❤️

  • @midnightblaze4313
    @midnightblaze4313 Před 4 lety +216

    Da sound go crinkle and fill me with tingle.

  • @hnixon73
    @hnixon73 Před 4 lety +42

    ER, you look tired, and I hope you’ve been doing ok recently. That’s nowhere near an insult, take care x

  • @concon09090
    @concon09090 Před 4 lety +408

    Daughter: mom, why is my brother named Dodo?
    Me: your dad wanted to name him after something that doesn't exist anymore
    Daughter: makes sense, thanks mom
    Me: no problem, Toilet Paper

    • @Eclipse-pw3sf
      @Eclipse-pw3sf Před 4 lety +7

      What-

    • @GgTTV828
      @GgTTV828 Před 4 lety +4

      ROFL

    • @GgTTV828
      @GgTTV828 Před 4 lety +13

      @@Eclipse-pw3sf the joke is her brother's name is Dodo, an extinct animal. However, her name is toilet paper, something difficult to find in these moments; it was joked that they also don't/won't exist. Hope this helps

    • @theballdoctor
      @theballdoctor Před 4 lety +1

      pretty sure the memes supposed to be the son asking the father about his sister, but i digress

    • @concon09090
      @concon09090 Před 4 lety +7

      @@theballdoctor yeah but I'm a girl so what are ya gonna do

  • @SpaceAgeASMR
    @SpaceAgeASMR Před 4 lety +997

    This is totally unrealistic! He has toilet paper, everyone knows those have been extinct for months!

    • @N_ckyz
      @N_ckyz Před 4 lety +7

      Yeah. Toilet paper has been extinct for some months.

    • @coqzilla3811
      @coqzilla3811 Před 4 lety +29

      Obviously, he got some from The Toiletry Man

    • @deputywreckmeister
      @deputywreckmeister Před 4 lety +26

      I have tons of paper toilet lol could make a castle with it
      Nah I'm joking I use my hands.

    • @xan1274
      @xan1274 Před 4 lety +20

      Imagine using toilet paper, a bidet is so much more practical

    • @mickaelblake7088
      @mickaelblake7088 Před 4 lety +21

      @@deputywreckmeister I'm using water, and the human body is composed of 60% of water... I'm technically using my body to clean my body...

  • @NoEntertainment
    @NoEntertainment Před 4 lety +495

    Alternate Title: "ASMR For Literally Everyone"

    • @0megamanX
      @0megamanX Před 4 lety +23

      ...except the dumbass college students in my town. All the outdoor fests that happen this time of year got shut down so now they are just having more house parties, all crammed in together indoors.

    • @Mkmcco
      @Mkmcco Před 4 lety +26

      @@0megamanX They literally are making middle schoolers look smart...

    • @snazzyfeathers
      @snazzyfeathers Před 4 lety +1

      Almost everyone you mean.

    • @NoEntertainment
      @NoEntertainment Před 4 lety +32

      "ASMR For What Should Be Literally Everyone Unless You Live In An Area Where There's No Quarantine, Or You Are A Stupid Person Who Does Not Obey Obligations, So I Think Rift's Original Title Actually Works Better"

    • @TheDamisen
      @TheDamisen Před 4 lety

      @No. Perfect

  • @isaac_oldham22
    @isaac_oldham22 Před 4 lety +47

    ER: “Would you mind...if I massaged your brain?”
    Me, *Having no brain left from doing nothing the past few weeks* : Good luck

  • @sierra117420
    @sierra117420 Před 3 lety +7

    When my anxiety gets the best of me, your videos really help calm me down and catch my breath. You're doing a great service to me and others who suffer from anxiety, thank you!

  • @gabrielfranchino2996
    @gabrielfranchino2996 Před 4 lety +495

    Uncle rift flexing his stock of toilet paper to us peasants

    • @eanschaan9392
      @eanschaan9392 Před 4 lety +13

      This man is insinuating he still has Toilet Paper! GET HIM!

    • @justconfused6071
      @justconfused6071 Před 4 lety +2

      just buy reusable toilet paper

    • @justconfused6071
      @justconfused6071 Před 4 lety

      why are you confused, yes a rag or cloth, just wash it.

    • @missbirb9692
      @missbirb9692 Před 4 lety +11

      @@avboy6481 *violently dials 911*

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 Před 4 lety

      He’s not the only one with toilet paper
      🧻
      ✋🤑

  • @felinediscipline
    @felinediscipline Před 4 lety +707

    News: "You might have trouble Self-isolating yourself..."
    Me: "TroUBLE SeLF-IsoLAtIng, I DO ThaT alREaDy"

    • @theeguy9022
      @theeguy9022 Před 4 lety +19

      everyone says isolation i prefer the term solitude

    • @felinediscipline
      @felinediscipline Před 4 lety +7

      @@theeguy9022 Solitary Confinement

    • @theeguy9022
      @theeguy9022 Před 4 lety +4

      @@felinediscipline well i didn't think that far i meant taking joy out of the loneliness

    • @felinediscipline
      @felinediscipline Před 4 lety +4

      @@theeguy9022 Loneliness is Bliss, it just depends where you have it

    • @breathtakingsamurai981
      @breathtakingsamurai981 Před 4 lety +4

      I do it my whole life 😀

  • @diovolo908
    @diovolo908 Před 4 lety +40

    Notice how he doesn't shake your hand this time but rather waves at you

  • @sebb8347
    @sebb8347 Před 4 lety +21

    ER: "You have such a fantastic brain"
    Me (somehow) thinking to myself: 'lol I can't breathe'

  • @dariuskeen9046
    @dariuskeen9046 Před 4 lety +185

    ME: about to fall asleep
    Rift: pulls out a toilet paper
    ME: WAKE UP CHECKING UNDER MY PILLOW TO MAKE SURE MY TOILET PAPER IS STILL THERE

    • @animeuxes
      @animeuxes Před 4 lety +10

      JustOnelonelyguy 2300 why are you putting toilet paper under your pillow dawg😭

    • @clickbait7949
      @clickbait7949 Před 4 lety

      Hello helai i’m guessing ur not
      British

    • @animeuxes
      @animeuxes Před 4 lety +8

      Clickbait y’all british people sleep with toilet paper under your pillows?

    • @spyguy888
      @spyguy888 Před 4 lety +5

      Clickbait either name checks out or British people might be insane.

    • @dylanmcfiggins5816
      @dylanmcfiggins5816 Před 4 lety +10

      Now we know where he keeps his stash! GET IT! I'LL HOLD HIM DOWN! :-P

  • @Doilem
    @Doilem Před 4 lety +140

    When he was messing with the gloves, he was actually just trying to remember how to put them on after doing so many hand movements.

    • @Silkie_Dragon
      @Silkie_Dragon Před 4 lety +2

      He’s not used to controlling hands with his tentacles that we know are there

    • @wadecarnes8159
      @wadecarnes8159 Před 4 lety +4

      Alpha Toad your pfp intimidates me

    • @moonknight5588
      @moonknight5588 Před 4 lety +1

      Damn bro you looking thicc

  • @raiqq3264
    @raiqq3264 Před 4 lety +41

    ER: Trying to give the nice tingles
    Me: Just trying to get some damn sleep
    My brain: *TIDDY IN MY HAND, KISS YA NECK, H E L L Y E A*

  • @dziura6591
    @dziura6591 Před 4 lety +111

    ASMR for people in quarantine. ER is helping us to get quarantingles

  • @Harpdashian
    @Harpdashian Před 4 lety +21

    That suit is looking classy the colour coordination is stupendous

  • @orjay6745
    @orjay6745 Před 4 lety +10

    You know, when he is doing the "walking into the room smiling" intro where you can here his suit already, that it's going to be an especially good video.

  • @Diagala19
    @Diagala19 Před 4 lety +7

    Every time i watch your videos i get the feeling that your style of asmr is much more relaxing amd personal than others. I don't now why but i love it
    Keep on the great work^^

  • @JazunOwO
    @JazunOwO Před 4 lety +106

    ER: Squeeze your brain.. Yeah, squeeze the hell out of it.
    Me: Wait, I HAVE MY PASSWORDS SAVED IN T- *KSJDYETJRHMWGHWGHEGHHNM*

    • @TebowTime
      @TebowTime Před 4 lety +6

      If you remember your password tell me I'll write it down for you just in case he squeezes the information out of your brain

    • @JazunOwO
      @JazunOwO Před 4 lety +4

      @@TebowTime It's too late...

    • @bwnnie
      @bwnnie Před 4 lety +2

      @meggyxd LMAO WHAT

    • @JazunOwO
      @JazunOwO Před 4 lety

      this is the most likes I've ever got lmao

  • @user-sk3jd3ff3q
    @user-sk3jd3ff3q Před 4 lety +429

    Day 21 of trying to convince Ephemeral Rift to do a Gandalf the Grey ASMR Video

  • @kyrill26071
    @kyrill26071 Před 4 lety +6

    I really wonder, how this man has only 787k subs. He deserves MUCH more.

  • @CarlaBaku
    @CarlaBaku Před 4 lety +5

    "Who's a good brain?" Oh man, the sudden laughter kills the tingles, but it's so worth it. :)

  • @nunyabidness4660
    @nunyabidness4660 Před 4 lety +157

    No one:
    Literally not a soul:
    ER:
    who's a good brain?
    **proceeds to stroke brain**

  • @MrStuniz96
    @MrStuniz96 Před 4 lety +12

    49:45 that new ASMR type is just so tingling.

  • @jakebaker4066
    @jakebaker4066 Před 4 lety +92

    While you still have the long hair, you should do “Chillaxing with the Dude ASMR” or “the Dude abides ASMR” , pour White Russians, caress the rug. Tap on bowling balls/pins.

    • @ethanstump
      @ethanstump Před 4 lety +4

      i need this.

    • @Angiesunshine13
      @Angiesunshine13 Před 4 lety

      I don’t know what White Russians is, or what you mean by caress the rug

    • @apollovotum4667
      @apollovotum4667 Před 4 lety

      Angie White Russian is a type of Alcoholic drink

    • @jakebaker4066
      @jakebaker4066 Před 4 lety +5

      Angie a White Russian is a glass of ice with 1part vodka, 2 parts khaluah and 2 parts half and half. It’s amazing.
      and I mean touch a rug that pulls the room together.

    • @liljacobofficial6059
      @liljacobofficial6059 Před 4 lety +3

      @@jakebaker4066 I'm guessing that is from the big Lebowski

  • @surrenderliife
    @surrenderliife Před 4 lety +3

    I can’t stress how much patience you must have to stare at a camera for an hour and a half! Thx rift 💜💜💜

  • @joeyjiggy-bippers6382
    @joeyjiggy-bippers6382 Před 4 lety +13

    When ER said he was gonna begin with hand movements, I really wished he washed his hands. I would've died. 😂

  • @johannaberling1978
    @johannaberling1978 Před 4 lety +334

    Imagine people in 10 years coming back to all these quarantine videos and being like “what the hell were these guys up to they need HELP” lmao

    • @sleepyasmrgeek
      @sleepyasmrgeek Před 4 lety +58

      > people
      > in 10 years
      You're an optimist, aren't you

    • @samuelcarryer9870
      @samuelcarryer9870 Před 4 lety +6

      If the world doesn’t end from climate change in 10 years lol😢

    • @Angiesunshine13
      @Angiesunshine13 Před 4 lety +1

      Johanna Berling it would be in the history books by then

    • @Angiesunshine13
      @Angiesunshine13 Před 4 lety

      Samuel Carryer it won’t, unless we don’t DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!!

    • @nathanunderwood6979
      @nathanunderwood6979 Před 4 lety +12

      Angie Climate change isnt as bad as people think. Yall need to stop bitching about it.

  • @maxfoster3180
    @maxfoster3180 Před 4 lety +58

    last time i was this early rift was bald...

  • @binkerooney5175
    @binkerooney5175 Před 4 lety +3

    The most wholesome things I’ve seen so far in quarantine, is ER and the comments

  • @ArrozConLecheGang
    @ArrozConLecheGang Před 4 lety +53

    Me: Finally starting to relax and fall asleep
    ER: And then....I'll remove your brain.
    *What*

  • @GemmaSl
    @GemmaSl Před 4 lety +5

    My friend just died of the virus. I can’t thank you and all the ASMR artists enough for helping us through this dark time.

  • @delliardo583
    @delliardo583 Před 4 lety +58

    Next time on Ephemeral Rift:
    Will Corvus be able to defeat the slightly nefarious forces of Margaret?
    Will the green man wake from his slumber?
    And will the Dave find his wallet?
    All that and more on the next episode of Ephemeral Rift!

    • @Teratofur
      @Teratofur Před 4 lety

      Omg, I forgot about green man! We definitely need for him to make a return.

    • @captainseasick6663
      @captainseasick6663 Před 4 lety +1

      Tune in tomorrow, same Rift-time, same Rift-channel!

    • @TheMurlocKeeper
      @TheMurlocKeeper Před 4 lety

      I miss Dave, tbh. He's lovely! 😆

  • @isaac_oldham22
    @isaac_oldham22 Před 4 lety +15

    ER: *Pulls out sacred TP*
    Me: I thinks it’s time for a bit of a conquest.

  • @Lukegaming-
    @Lukegaming- Před 4 lety +83

    This dude looks like he’s been 35 years old for 45 years but honestly he rocks it he’s kinda like John wick. no offense bro

    • @davidrubio3865
      @davidrubio3865 Před 4 lety +22

      You have to be a special kind of sensitive to be compared to John Wick & feel offended.

    • @Blackphillip12
      @Blackphillip12 Před 4 lety +1

      Luke1239 gaming bandwagon

    • @jasonbartola6046
      @jasonbartola6046 Před 4 lety +4

      how is that offensive, you said he looked young, and for so long he’s looked young, and then compared him to john wick.

    • @Lukegaming-
      @Lukegaming- Před 4 lety +5

      The Real DChii its a strange world we live in you gotta be careful sometimes

  • @denniscowe3289
    @denniscowe3289 Před 4 lety +109

    Me: *is early*
    Comments: *have only 17*
    Me: *has nothing to do while watching the video*
    The only problem with being faster than light is that there’s only darkness

    • @1SilverDollar
      @1SilverDollar Před 4 lety +3

      We must be strong in these turbulent hours.

    • @crashbashify
      @crashbashify Před 4 lety +8

      This is one of the dumbest comments I've seen.

    • @denniscowe3289
      @denniscowe3289 Před 4 lety +2

      crashbashify thanks!

    • @liyasya172
      @liyasya172 Před 4 lety

      you still watching?

    • @Silkie_Dragon
      @Silkie_Dragon Před 4 lety +1

      crashbashify only topped by a comment addressing a dumb comment

  • @CerebralASMR
    @CerebralASMR Před 4 lety +60

    Dude, SensorAdi and DrT both mentioned that they would love to do a collab with you (nudge nudge)👍

    • @Amphibian42
      @Amphibian42 Před 4 lety +11

      A lot of people want to, but he's a very selective guy, has only ever collabed with Phoenician Sailor

    • @samuelgrady3540
      @samuelgrady3540 Před 4 lety +2

      Tiraradeguello did a collab with him years ago but it’s been deleted I believe

    • @Amphibian42
      @Amphibian42 Před 4 lety +2

      @@samuelgrady3540 i didn't even know that, nice

    • @CharCar92yt
      @CharCar92yt Před 4 lety +1

      do you watch tiraradeguello?

    • @Amphibian42
      @Amphibian42 Před 4 lety +6

      @@CharCar92yt yes, of course, i only really watch the weird asmrtists

  • @jordan95hd83
    @jordan95hd83 Před 4 lety +2

    Calling this relaxing would be an understatement, brother. 😌 I love everything, especially the have movements and the wiggling of the fingers.
    How you haven't hit 1M subs yet is beyond me, man...

  • @lillykay6894
    @lillykay6894 Před 4 lety +5

    I hope he understands how appreciated his efforts and time are 💓

  • @TheBladeOfTheHero
    @TheBladeOfTheHero Před 4 lety +281

    If you aren’t in quarantine, leave the premises with haste as we don’t take kindly to you people around these parts.

    • @deputywreckmeister
      @deputywreckmeister Před 4 lety +3

      Not all countries are in quarantine.

    • @deputywreckmeister
      @deputywreckmeister Před 4 lety +2

      @Ropsutor lol you gonna get the virus and go around the world knowing that airports are shut down?

    • @crazypinkwerewolf
      @crazypinkwerewolf Před 4 lety +3

      @@deputywreckmeister a little rude

    • @deputywreckmeister
      @deputywreckmeister Před 4 lety +6

      @@crazypinkwerewolf yeah I always get called rude first when I'm probably the first person you could get along with.

    • @vincezockt127
      @vincezockt127 Před 4 lety +1

      @@deputywreckmeister i know what you'r talking bout its alway the ones who try logig

  • @candlelightkid119
    @candlelightkid119 Před 4 lety +41

    Gonna re watch this everyday until this is over

    • @ashtonb4294
      @ashtonb4294 Před 4 lety +4

      i’m so tired of this virus :(

    • @floatingsharko7795
      @floatingsharko7795 Před 4 lety +3

      PHANTM ASH I could live my life like this for a while, I don’t mind it

  • @trustudy6083
    @trustudy6083 Před 4 lety +4

    This makes me feel like I aen't quarantining alone. Cheers dude.

  • @swagpotato720
    @swagpotato720 Před 4 lety +9

    The whole “Nuts.....and Bolts.” thing only got more sketchy the longer he did it 😂
    “My Nuts............................and Bolts......”

  • @wikern7010
    @wikern7010 Před 4 lety +123

    No one:
    IG satisfying vidoes accounts: 49:50

  • @anny2453
    @anny2453 Před 4 lety +8

    *aggressively saves this in the ultimate asmr playlist*

  • @rxluke9128
    @rxluke9128 Před 4 lety +1

    ER please do not stop creating and making new quality content.
    I personaly like the comedy bits. the blank man, and the nwo videos, because my grandma used to tell me stories when falling asleep and i like good storys. Have a good morning, afternoon, night, or day!

  • @fuckzogtube
    @fuckzogtube Před 2 lety +1

    I really cant explain why, but I just really love this video. Been using it for sleep for weeks now. The only thing I would cut from this video is the plastic crinkles, I just found them to be too loud.

  • @chreent4807
    @chreent4807 Před 4 lety +329

    Only time people should horde toilet paper is when daddy rift tells them to

    • @wadecarnes8159
      @wadecarnes8159 Před 4 lety +37

      Introverted Bloodsucker We got a problem?

    • @animeuxes
      @animeuxes Před 4 lety +20

      u mean uncle rift-

    • @foxstuff6470
      @foxstuff6470 Před 4 lety +5

      hello halei DADDY* ^~^

    • @eeeee9617
      @eeeee9617 Před 4 lety +8

      Did you just- daddy??

    • @cowboyfunkk
      @cowboyfunkk Před 4 lety +17

      If you say that one more time, there will be consequences.

  • @NicoTheProto
    @NicoTheProto Před 4 lety +3

    He's the most compassionate business man

  • @KuddlyKung
    @KuddlyKung Před 4 lety +12

    Him: "I would love to show you my nuts"
    Me: continue...
    : "as well as bolts"
    Me: relieved and decieved

  • @ellakz8963
    @ellakz8963 Před 4 lety +1

    I love how there's almost a chaotic neutral vibe to all his videos, makes them more enjoyable than your typical same video from other channels

  • @fatjuicytaco
    @fatjuicytaco Před 4 lety +45

    Everyone’s running out of toilet paper but I got a life supply of baby wipes.

    • @kermitdefrog6293
      @kermitdefrog6293 Před 4 lety +8

      @Ivan Rosales Your family is the very reason I have remained on the toilet for three days, now.

    • @dangerouseducation40
      @dangerouseducation40 Před 4 lety +2

      If you told me a few months ago is be calling a guy on the internet with a baby wipe stash "lucky," I would have slapped you.

    • @fatjuicytaco
      @fatjuicytaco Před 4 lety +1

      Ty R I would have slapped myself if I knew I would be using baby wipes because I can’t find tp.

    • @kid3686
      @kid3686 Před 4 lety

      WayToGo Paul imagine your sloppy ass

  • @bayotic4286
    @bayotic4286 Před 4 lety +8

    i appreciate all the hard work that u do

  • @pedroaugustokorberdecamarg5486
    @pedroaugustokorberdecamarg5486 Před 4 měsíci +2

    crazy that this vid is four years old already. Feels like we were in quarantine yesterday and forever ago at the same time

  • @cali7435
    @cali7435 Před 4 lety +10

    ER: you’re getting sleepier... Me: Maybe that’s because I’m dead and you’re holding my brain

  • @thurnishaley5559
    @thurnishaley5559 Před 4 lety +11

    You know what would be great. A collaboration between ephemeral rift and Dr. T

  • @BearHunter-yp1mj
    @BearHunter-yp1mj Před 4 lety +17

    Imagine being in VR watching this and and he says “we are going to remove your brain” and someone walks up behind u and put their hand on your head
    Scary

  • @Not_Ciel
    @Not_Ciel Před 3 lety +1

    I love how I got recommended this video the literal day after I get out of quarantine.

  • @deadmanfredtv
    @deadmanfredtv Před 4 lety +1

    ive watched this like 10 times now, out of nowhere the drill just gave me massive tingles!

  • @itzhegs6742
    @itzhegs6742 Před 3 lety +3

    It sucks that this still works 9 months later, we're all still stuck in quarantine

  • @branden3118
    @branden3118 Před 4 lety +38

    2019: Tp Stands For Teleport
    2020: Tp stands for Toilet Paper

  • @unclehowdy409
    @unclehowdy409 Před 4 lety +3

    Between my neighbors blasting music and covid I've had a hard time sleeping. But this helped a lot and I want to say thank you

    • @ironpablino
      @ironpablino Před 4 lety

      I thought you never calm down

    • @unclehowdy409
      @unclehowdy409 Před 4 lety

      @@ironpablino there was a change in plans

    • @unclehowdy409
      @unclehowdy409 Před 4 lety

      I just killed the icon of sin okay I need a break

  • @lorenzo3836
    @lorenzo3836 Před 4 lety +12

    "what an amazing brain" my grades: we can prove otherwise

  • @imigi2850
    @imigi2850 Před 4 lety +5

    His hand movements kinda sound like the ocean

  • @flowinggames1013
    @flowinggames1013 Před 4 lety +3

    2:40 sounds like the ocean

  • @Enda680
    @Enda680 Před 4 lety +1

    I honestly think videos like this are saving peoples lives.

  • @justyouraverageoldjoe7432
    @justyouraverageoldjoe7432 Před 4 lety +11

    Bro, uncle E if flexing very hard in the thumbnail.

  • @deputywreckmeister
    @deputywreckmeister Před 4 lety +3

    I was just checking your Post Apocalyptic Store video and now I have this one, perfect match! I'm from Spain

  • @Bubbaspiff
    @Bubbaspiff Před 4 lety +21

    Where did you even get that brain prop? I want one.

  • @darlingskysx122
    @darlingskysx122 Před 3 lety +3

    Uncle ER: "can i message your brain?.."
    me: go ahead take it,its yours now so please calm me

  • @nuunuu5143
    @nuunuu5143 Před 4 lety +26

    Just casually taking out my brain for tingles.

  • @myg8844
    @myg8844 Před 4 lety +6

    41:42 This literally brainfucked me on so many levels

  • @acvk9361
    @acvk9361 Před 4 lety +1

    I just keep coming back to this video nowadays... it's by far one of the best around...

  • @AmandaK0488
    @AmandaK0488 Před 4 lety +1

    Love this! Always love the hand movements, and loved the brain and grinder! (The one before the plastic bag-forgot name of object already) thank you for the distraction of the world. It's the only thing letting me rest lately

  • @lukesoliman647
    @lukesoliman647 Před 4 lety +13

    33:34 - Rift flaunts his wealth in the post apocalyptic times