The Human-Plant Experiment | ASMR

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  • čas přidán 4. 05. 2020
  • Professor Clemmons tends to you, just one of the many interspecies hybrids growing in Arkham Sanitarium's garden.
    If you are new to the Arkham Sanitarium / Rift World universe that I created here on my channel, you can read more about it at my website: bit.ly/2JxoVcf
    If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
    What is ASMR?
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
    ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
    I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
    Eldritch Regards,
    E.R.
    Website: ephemeralrift.com
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  • @nathanyuhei1140
    @nathanyuhei1140 Před 4 lety +2678

    After all this time in quarantine, now we do photosynthesis

    • @Grace_From_Alpha_and_Omega
      @Grace_From_Alpha_and_Omega Před 4 lety +5

      😂😂😂 nice

    • @SteveDice21
      @SteveDice21 Před 4 lety +11

      We're indoors, though

    • @nathanyuhei1140
      @nathanyuhei1140 Před 4 lety +24

      @@SteveDice21 Indeed, but a few hours relaxing at the window should do the trick

    • @tenaciousjape8288
      @tenaciousjape8288 Před 4 lety +12

      Normal life: doesn’t go outside even though it’s great out
      Quarantine life: goes on massive hike with the homies in the turd weather.
      Seems like pHoToSyNtHeS wOrKs PrEtTy WeLl.

    • @yin4331
      @yin4331 Před 4 lety +14

      i did that BEFORE quarantine since I sexually identify as a sunflower

  • @marshiebuns
    @marshiebuns Před 4 lety +2324

    So this is what happens when you're buried in margaret's garden too long.....

    • @oskarboman9308
      @oskarboman9308 Před 4 lety +22

      No, when hippies take it too far

    • @avail2413
      @avail2413 Před 4 lety +9

      Solid gold.

    • @MsGinRoom13
      @MsGinRoom13 Před 4 lety +7

      That’s exactly what I was thinking.

    • @Zer-my6tc
      @Zer-my6tc Před 4 lety +6

      I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS OMFG

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ Před 4 lety +19

      Shame she disappeared, leaving with no remembrance but three bonfires. She was always a bit of a pyromaniac.

  • @coopercobb8867
    @coopercobb8867 Před 4 lety +2764

    You could say I’m in a vegetative state

  • @zachstone6121
    @zachstone6121 Před 4 lety +765

    Fun little fact: Ferns, such as we, don't actually have seeds. We have spores.

    • @scatmann6502
      @scatmann6502 Před 4 lety +10

      Zach Stone never knew! That’s cool

    • @Garuda_XLI
      @Garuda_XLI Před 4 lety +14

      Good job *ZACH* you spoiled the fun *AGAIN*

    • @freddo4304
      @freddo4304 Před 4 lety +24

      Fun fact
      I learnt more from the comments on videos than in halfy school lessons

    • @scatmann6502
      @scatmann6502 Před 4 lety +7

      LiXe freddo Fun Fact, That’s a fact!

    • @italimanedits7649
      @italimanedits7649 Před 4 lety +1

      We now know the truth

  • @bluebod2264
    @bluebod2264 Před 4 lety +2009

    I’m rather insulted that not once did you taste any of my nourishing leaves

    • @bluebod2264
      @bluebod2264 Před 4 lety +35

      Unless he actually does later in the video lol

    • @SkyanUltra
      @SkyanUltra Před 4 lety +97

      @@bluebod2264 fool. it is i who possesses the superior nourishment over your leaves. you had no chance of him even taste testing one of your pitiful leaves you mongrol.

    • @roykong7024
      @roykong7024 Před 4 lety +91

      @@SkyanUltra Screw BOTH OF YOU, I for one actually grew fruits. Clearly you fail to understand the humans as I do

    • @jamesbarnousky1270
      @jamesbarnousky1270 Před 4 lety +30

      Veggies, bitches.

    • @SkyanUltra
      @SkyanUltra Před 4 lety +44

      @@roykong7024 i see you have failed to notice the fact that i, myself, am GROWING NUTRITIOUS FRUIT ALL OVER ME. it is camofruit, which is camouflaged on my branches and leaves.

  • @raccoonjamison8011
    @raccoonjamison8011 Před 4 lety +1243

    I honestly think Uncle E should write a book series on his world. It would be extremely interesting to read and learn of how vast his mind is

    • @toastguy-8496
      @toastguy-8496 Před 4 lety +102

      Yea and he could be the voice actor for the audiobooks

    • @mglouise97
      @mglouise97 Před 4 lety +68

      Might work better as a podcast. Or could combine his soothing voice with his great storytelling abilities

    • @PoptartIsBallin
      @PoptartIsBallin Před 4 lety +70

      So just SCP wiki but on crack?

    • @mrburnt_hashbrown3575
      @mrburnt_hashbrown3575 Před 4 lety +20

      It's Lovecraft so 1 question is it trademarked

    • @fungusinthedark254
      @fungusinthedark254 Před 4 lety +13

      I'd definitely love to give money for this

  • @rainbowditto9033
    @rainbowditto9033 Před 4 lety +797

    Him: talking about how hes worried his dead wife has become hollow
    The plant person: thats rough buddy

  • @coolminer1231
    @coolminer1231 Před 4 lety +524

    “You shouldn’t feel much” as he literally cuts of my limbs

    • @Mademoiselle_Mirage
      @Mademoiselle_Mirage Před 4 lety +22

      Genuine question as I was asking myself, wouldn't it be like cutting hair? Or more like.. cutting fingers?

    • @noimsquidward7327
      @noimsquidward7327 Před 4 lety +9

      Do plants feel pain?
      I hope not °-°

    • @veevsu
      @veevsu Před 4 lety +25

      ZGX Don't worry, plants do not feel pain. They do have preventative measures against wounds, but they do not FEEL them in the sense a human or any other life form similar to us does. c:

    • @yaboywater4965
      @yaboywater4965 Před 4 lety +5

      Veevsu what kind of crack are you high on? i just learned all of science in one comment

    • @noimsquidward7327
      @noimsquidward7327 Před 4 lety +2

      @@veevsu Ok thank you C:

  • @KindHeartedGoat
    @KindHeartedGoat Před 4 lety +1895

    This is true male AND female physique. You may not like it but this is truely the ideal form.

    • @Meuracas
      @Meuracas Před 4 lety +80

      Su u later Gorgeous W. Bush

    • @brertt8350
      @brertt8350 Před 4 lety +28

      @Su u later plants are like both genders cause the got all the parts

    • @alexbattlechief9155
      @alexbattlechief9155 Před 4 lety +7

      @@Meuracas so a bee crashing on 2 flowers?

    • @loulou0501
      @loulou0501 Před 4 lety +7

      @@alexbattlechief9155 You just didn't, didn't you?

    • @Meuracas
      @Meuracas Před 4 lety +3

      OMEGA ALEX 01 Let a hundred flowers bloom... :X

  • @cailynaube
    @cailynaube Před 4 lety +286

    this reminds me of that goosebumps book, "stay out of the basement" where the dad is conducting experiments in the basement and ends up slowly turning himself into a plant

    • @allenbell1427
      @allenbell1427 Před 4 lety +6

      Cailyn Aube love goosebumps

    • @8insects
      @8insects Před 4 lety +6

      i remember watching the episode based on that!

    • @skylardunbar1193
      @skylardunbar1193 Před 3 lety +2

      Is that the one where he was like throwing up this green goo and feeding his kids green goo too

    • @cailynaube
      @cailynaube Před 3 lety +3

      @@skylardunbar1193 something like that? I don’t think he was throwing it up, i think it was from his veins. Like blood? But yeah

    • @falloutgod1073
      @falloutgod1073 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah

  • @bartholomewoballs3351
    @bartholomewoballs3351 Před 4 lety +516

    Context: Margaret tried the MiracleGro on your scalp

  • @LukePosnerud
    @LukePosnerud Před 4 lety +728

    This is giving the term "Being a vegetable" a whole new meaning.

    • @charliedays
      @charliedays Před 4 lety

      Oh, WOW!😁

    • @vesuvius115
      @vesuvius115 Před 4 lety +1

      Joe Swanson has left the chat

    • @fxckedup7250
      @fxckedup7250 Před 4 lety +1

      @@vesuvius115 Don't talk crap about Joe, you probably like Meg or Cleveland.

    • @vesuvius115
      @vesuvius115 Před 4 lety

      @@fxckedup7250 Bruh, I wasn't talking shit on him, It was a joke, like ever hear of one, clearly not.

    • @fxckedup7250
      @fxckedup7250 Před 4 lety +1

      @@vesuvius115 Joe Swanson is the best family guy character and I barred you from making ANY rude remarks.

  • @Thiccremoch162
    @Thiccremoch162 Před 4 lety +391

    Ah yes, I am free to be human and do not plant things ,but *human* things such as:
    -taxes
    -do job
    -run from divine power
    -eat hamborger

    • @orangecryptid7732
      @orangecryptid7732 Před 4 lety +34

      you forgot one
      -cry

    • @user-sd6zz2hm2u
      @user-sd6zz2hm2u Před 4 lety +5

      @@orangecryptid7732 -depression
      cuz all of the above

    • @cass8421
      @cass8421 Před 4 lety +5

      Also forgot -lie

    • @stewiegriffin7237
      @stewiegriffin7237 Před 4 lety +15

      Running from allah, i am.
      Happy with me, allah is not.
      *Bad Things For Ketamine Have I Done*

    • @Iamthelovelyweatherman
      @Iamthelovelyweatherman Před 4 lety +2

      “-drive car” is a good human thing too. You should give it a try. 👌

  • @bethanykate8593
    @bethanykate8593 Před 4 lety +388

    ER: "Margaret's disappeared"
    me: *heart hits the floor*

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz Před 4 lety +2

      What timestamp of this part?

    • @bethanykate8593
      @bethanykate8593 Před 4 lety +3

      RicaRTSM13 The only girl who plays MC 5:10

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz Před 4 lety +1

      @@bethanykate8593 thank you ^_^

    • @gothgothbby9597
      @gothgothbby9597 Před 4 lety +5

      Bruh this hit me worse then when iron man died

    • @3dshigechi117
      @3dshigechi117 Před 4 lety +1

      @@gothgothbby9597 wow spoilers, that film only came out in the 19th century

  • @thatcarguy2064
    @thatcarguy2064 Před 4 lety +282

    Home Depot: So what do you need all these plants for?
    Ephemeral Rift: It’s complicated

  • @asheru2649
    @asheru2649 Před 4 lety +406

    No plants were tortured during the making of this video

  • @phoebethebraixen742
    @phoebethebraixen742 Před 4 lety +348

    This is the saddest Ephemeral rift asmr roleplay because Margaret has disappeared

    • @feralgoober
      @feralgoober Před 4 lety +23

      She's gone hollow 😳

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 4 lety +9

      JimboThe FISH I passed out before I got to that part _is she okay tho what happens_

    • @paulybeatz3688
      @paulybeatz3688 Před 4 lety +1

      DeathnoteBB
      Bro chill it’s only a character 🤣

    • @ThePeaceluffer
      @ThePeaceluffer Před 4 lety +9

      @@paulybeatz3688 tell that to the waifu/husbando community

    • @laszlohera1655
      @laszlohera1655 Před 3 lety

      @@DeathnoteBB he's sayin in the video that she plays dark souls goddammit

  • @TheDamisen
    @TheDamisen Před 4 lety +74

    26:20 caught me so off guard. Was not ready for that, but I really should’ve been

    • @whisperwindamarantha
      @whisperwindamarantha Před 4 lety +14

      I just immediately came to the comments while still listening like "Someone else HAS to have mentioned the Bush talk." Found it.

    • @ghostmangaka
      @ghostmangaka Před 4 lety +1

      I'm laughing

    • @howard5030
      @howard5030 Před 4 lety

      I'm laughing

  • @Maries5000
    @Maries5000 Před 4 lety +237

    Yall talking in the comments about Margaret dying when the man literaly just said she be playing dark souls irl

    • @goodguybjorn
      @goodguybjorn Před 4 lety +16

      Maries HD LMAO oh I see it now!! The bonfires keep popping up as her checkpoints haha

    • @therealnacho69
      @therealnacho69 Před 4 lety +7

      Maries HD Margaret’s Garden will soon be handed over to The Consumed King

    • @PreciousPinkCupcake
      @PreciousPinkCupcake Před 4 lety +3

      Dr. Clemmons could reanimate her again I would think.

    • @3dshigechi117
      @3dshigechi117 Před 4 lety +5

      Yea i was reading the comments and thought i was the only one who understood what he was saying

    • @analisamv
      @analisamv Před 4 lety +8

      She gotta link the flame bro

  • @L0CAL15
    @L0CAL15 Před 4 lety +252

    *Laughs in cactus*

    • @type-10
      @type-10 Před 4 lety +22

      "Ah fuck! There are spikes growing out of me! It's like a fragmentation grenade detonated inside me! Oh god! Oh fuck! Put me out of my misery please! Someone help me! Please!" - Cactus

    • @somniumwingz6858
      @somniumwingz6858 Před 4 lety +4

      i cant put into words how hard I laughed at this message and that one comment

    • @argalock
      @argalock Před 4 lety +1

      This is underrated bro, it's very good.

    • @argalock
      @argalock Před 4 lety +3

      @@type-10 "I'm pretty fine :3" -Aloe

    • @hansforfriends2025
      @hansforfriends2025 Před 4 lety

      WE ARE A FERN!

  • @sachigame924
    @sachigame924 Před 4 lety +53

    She entered a bonfire and became hollow?....Did E just make a Dark Souls reference?

  • @cthulhu5702
    @cthulhu5702 Před 4 lety +128

    "I don't need any intense joy. But I didn't want any deep despair, either... My goal was to live a peaceful life, like a plant."

  • @SusieLegionDBD
    @SusieLegionDBD Před 4 lety +152

    This channel never fails to comfort me whenever I feel sad or having a bad day.

  • @dudecypher
    @dudecypher Před 4 lety +1021

    Hi.

    • @NoOne-cs9ws
      @NoOne-cs9ws Před 4 lety +52

      He runs after them and catches them.

    • @sex-attack_helicipter
      @sex-attack_helicipter Před 4 lety +17

      In my opinion when he making a gameplay video he is ran out of ideas

    • @TH3SHUR1F
      @TH3SHUR1F Před 4 lety +4

      Leon Menaut
      That’s putting it delicately.

    • @maximumaction1125
      @maximumaction1125 Před 4 lety +36

      @@sex-attack_helicipter gameplay videos in asmr style have been around for a while on other channels especially when minecraft was becoming popular again and he says that he just making the gameplay videos for fun.

    • @toastie8173
      @toastie8173 Před 4 lety +8

      @@sex-attack_helicipter Have you WATCHED the gameplay videos?

  • @charlessavilla2894
    @charlessavilla2894 Před 4 lety +56

    He parts the plants and I instinctively smile like, “Ha ha you found me!”

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 4 lety +4

      Charles Savilla That’s so cute and also same XD

    • @nic3152
      @nic3152 Před 3 lety +3

      The Korok instinct

  • @purplenemo77
    @purplenemo77 Před 3 lety +6

    *drops camera in plant*
    ER: “genius”

  • @bandana4814
    @bandana4814 Před 4 lety +132

    This reminds me of that goosebumps episode "Stay out of The Basement" where the plant clones the dad lol

    • @teddyripper1213
      @teddyripper1213 Před 4 lety +7

      Lol I was trying to find someone who was thinking the same.

    • @Wollvzz
      @Wollvzz Před 4 lety +4

      YES

    • @misfit2548
      @misfit2548 Před 4 lety +4

      Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought so.

    • @spookygirl4444
      @spookygirl4444 Před 4 lety +1

      I wasn’t thinking that before but i am now lol

    • @arody4579
      @arody4579 Před 4 lety +1

      Bruh think I read the book for that or something

  • @CruxSynk
    @CruxSynk Před 4 lety +27

    26:45 "A lot of nasty critters were even crawling around in that patient's bush"
    What kind of bush and critters are you talking about here Professor Clemmons?

  • @whatshisname1088
    @whatshisname1088 Před 4 lety +201

    Ok hear me out: ASMR in Real Thyme

    • @armchairphilosopher6880
      @armchairphilosopher6880 Před 3 lety +1

      I have never genuinely hurt myself with a facepalm... until now. take my like and leave.

    • @akio5250
      @akio5250 Před 3 lety +4

      I feel like I should fly all the way over to where you live just to slap you

    • @Quantumact2908
      @Quantumact2908 Před 3 lety +3

      ok, fuck you and the comedy donkey you rode in on, take your goddamn like

    • @comet3876
      @comet3876 Před 3 lety +1

      out. the doors right there.

    • @jadetheslime3140
      @jadetheslime3140 Před 2 lety +1

      @@comet3876 Hi! Did someone call me?

  • @madisontowne876
    @madisontowne876 Před 4 lety +69

    I like how he kinda just peeked through the plants like hiii

  • @boomerpro87
    @boomerpro87 Před 4 lety +32

    "It all happened when these bonfires-"
    [Tire screech occurs]
    [Bloodshot Eyes shoot open]
    DARK SOULS VIDEO FORESHSDOWING

  • @8fuzz
    @8fuzz Před 4 lety +6

    This is actually a good metaphor for how the legislator views his constituents, plants to be pruned and trimmed into the “perfect” specimen, regardless of consent, personality, and/or faculties

  • @generic_person9537
    @generic_person9537 Před 4 lety +462

    I am George. Am I George Bush now?

  • @Rosweld76
    @Rosweld76 Před 4 lety +81

    Oh look, I'm now a Chia-pet. I see Dr. Corvus gave me the exact body modifications I ordered! 5/5 TripAdvisor, highly recommend.

  • @DenWell-SeedsOfChaos
    @DenWell-SeedsOfChaos Před 4 lety +113

    We love Margaret dearly and refuse to accept that she may not return.

    • @DrVxbes
      @DrVxbes Před 4 lety +1

      Den Well who is margaret 🥴

    • @stewiegriffin7237
      @stewiegriffin7237 Před 4 lety +4

      She's Witnessing Perfection...
      All It Takes For You Too To See It...
      *Is 25 Cents.*

  • @RocketRaccoonIzHot
    @RocketRaccoonIzHot Před 4 lety +19

    "by the way... what are the fines for necrophilia in this part of tamriel?"

  • @spawner2469
    @spawner2469 Před 4 lety +18

    I'm still confused about how we still haven't learned professor Clemmonds first name from his brother Corvus, his wife Margaret, or even Kevin.

    • @fleecy7979
      @fleecy7979 Před 4 lety +4

      The only solution is that his first name would obviously be Professor

    • @Krystalged
      @Krystalged Před rokem +1

      William is his name

  • @kio_6239
    @kio_6239 Před 4 lety +15

    Honestly, ER videos make me happy, comfortable, safe and chilled out

  • @canadianprincipality8987
    @canadianprincipality8987 Před 4 lety +6

    This has the exact opposite energy of Crowley looking after his plants

  • @generalkenobilegoproductio5488

    Will he ever run out of ideas? Aside from his video titled,”The Day I Run Out Of Ideas”, where he turned a time where he was close to no ideas into an idea (the genius of this man!), he has never been close to running out of ideas. Impressive.

  • @user-cq7tg3bx2p
    @user-cq7tg3bx2p Před 4 lety +26

    “POV: you’re the plant in my bedroom”

  • @classicalunicorn6647
    @classicalunicorn6647 Před 4 lety +17

    I find it funny how I know he was implying that the mist was diluted blood but my brain keeps saying pomegranate juice

  • @Bbill9908
    @Bbill9908 Před 4 lety +15

    Hey ER, just wanted to say thank you for all the hard work and effort you put into your videos. Although I get tingles very rarely, your work is always relaxing, and I always look forward to seeing your latest works. Keep up the creative work, and tingle on!

  • @dnetne5508
    @dnetne5508 Před 4 lety +7

    Wow.. this video was an amazing idea!!
    Not only is it all kinda cozy in there, behind all the leafs, but also the video quality..like the focus and all is fantastic!
    10/10 good ASMRist

  • @0nlyE
    @0nlyE Před 4 lety +10

    Video idea: Professor Clemmons taking everything literally

  • @ladylibrum7145
    @ladylibrum7145 Před 4 lety +5

    He makes having my severed head planted in a pot a pleasant experience 🌿🌿🌿

  • @DabbleDAM
    @DabbleDAM Před 4 lety

    Every time I see a video you uploaded ER I get a little excited. Like along the lines of my next episode of my favorite shows, and I just love it. Your production quality is always stellar and even some people I know recently started watching you even though they’re not into ASMR. Thanks for sharing these videos with us.

  • @vvonderr2017
    @vvonderr2017 Před 4 lety +162

    I can't hear your voice and stay awake for more tha

    • @iamlittlepon9548
      @iamlittlepon9548 Před 4 lety +9

      "tha"? "tha" what?! I need ANSWERS!!!

    • @milky8002
      @milky8002 Před 4 lety +6

      @@iamlittlepon9548for the time that it keeps to write that comment

    • @edytabaszkiewicz3711
      @edytabaszkiewicz3711 Před 4 lety +17

      Amazing how this person fell asleep while typing this comment and hit their phone with their face in just the right way to send it

    • @MW-yd4xl
      @MW-yd4xl Před 4 lety +4

      Edyta Błaszkiewicz hahahaha such a coincidence

    • @clovr4157
      @clovr4157 Před 4 lety +1

      @@edytabaszkiewicz3711 I took it to the next level I fell asleep one time woke up turned my phone on and somehow I went from an ASMR video and managed to open Google while I was sleeping 😂

  • @_ham4127
    @_ham4127 Před 4 lety +82

    what kim jong un sees while his doctors try to get hin out if a vegetative state

  • @aaronjiang8964
    @aaronjiang8964 Před 4 lety +31

    ''Well, well, well.''
    Uhg, what kind of mess I'm into again.

  • @freakboy9288
    @freakboy9288 Před 4 lety +8

    Me before he even talks about the ingredients in the spray: “it’s blood isn’t it?”

  • @osamashehata7811
    @osamashehata7811 Před 4 lety +75

    The plant was a paid actor...

    • @mernky3562
      @mernky3562 Před 4 lety +1

      Osama Shehata it’s true I was the plant

    • @og175
      @og175 Před 4 lety +1

      Osama Shehata you fool the actor was a plant the whole time

  • @DerpeyGnome
    @DerpeyGnome Před 4 lety +17

    Arkham Plantnitarium

  • @victoriancuddler
    @victoriancuddler Před 4 lety +23

    "three bonfires appeared in the Sanitarium" so if Margaret was a soulslike boss of Arkham, Clemmons is another, I'm assuming the third is The Entity himself?

    • @pyroclastictomato3278
      @pyroclastictomato3278 Před 4 lety +8

      Nah it's gotta be Corvus. Unless they're saving him for the Bloodborne crossover.

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz Před 3 lety +1

      @@pyroclastictomato3278 if it was, I'm gonna go SHOOKETH

  • @joshpkt509
    @joshpkt509 Před 4 lety

    massive developments in the lore of the world of Arkham Sanitarium. i love this type of stuff, keep it up man

  • @leighcollett66
    @leighcollett66 Před 4 lety

    Aaww bless this little froned fern! Thank you 😊 this is a very soothing session

  • @masterghost9883
    @masterghost9883 Před 4 lety +39

    He must have used bonemeal to grow us so fast

  • @TwichyRamen
    @TwichyRamen Před 4 lety +90

    Ah yes plant

  • @pupusukka
    @pupusukka Před 4 lety +3

    "My last patient was a bush. It was my first time trimming a bush"
    me: *snorts

  • @dorvvid6983
    @dorvvid6983 Před 4 lety +5

    Robert Plant just had the tingles of his life

  • @adammaloney3192
    @adammaloney3192 Před 4 lety +4

    My boy has taken the weed farm to the next lvl

  • @voinum6130
    @voinum6130 Před 4 lety +82

    Hearing the news about Margaret: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ;^;
    Being told I have exquisite fronds: *sniffle* ;; 💕

    • @doodledothings7138
      @doodledothings7138 Před 4 lety

      Who is this Margaret

    • @MsYunaFires
      @MsYunaFires Před 4 lety +3

      @@doodledothings7138 the Professor's reanimated dead wife. Weren't you paying attention?
      (also some of her videos should pop up in recommends)

    • @LIZzardtheWizard
      @LIZzardtheWizard Před 4 lety +2

      Margaret is fine, rift mentioned she was in the dark souls world

    • @voinum6130
      @voinum6130 Před 4 lety

      @@LIZzardtheWizard yES AND SHE MAY OR MAY NOT BE HOLLOW AAAAAAAAAAA ;^;

  • @eyb0ss317
    @eyb0ss317 Před 4 lety

    You really are a very creative person, real creativity is a lot more rare than most people think, and you’re a good example

  • @stfuforeiign
    @stfuforeiign Před 4 lety

    I love how you bring us very different ASMR

  • @undeadsnipes6992
    @undeadsnipes6992 Před 4 lety +5

    ER: "incase you might be wondering what this red liquid is, well its high in iron, hemoglobins, and i believe it's type O-"
    ... wait a minute...isnt that blood? So margaret uses blood diluted with water on her plants?

  • @literallyjustadog3060
    @literallyjustadog3060 Před 4 lety +4

    Hah, didn't realize you were talking about dark souls until you mentioned four great souls and going hollow. So Margaret is a chosen undead then?

  • @caramiaasmr8722
    @caramiaasmr8722 Před 4 lety

    Those plant trimming noises knocked me tf out.

  • @dahaha1415
    @dahaha1415 Před 4 lety

    This was great! Cant wait to read the linked storyline.

  • @kelseydefenbaugh6412
    @kelseydefenbaugh6412 Před 4 lety +3

    Yesss , perfect quarantine pastime, becoming a plant...

  • @rabiesgiver
    @rabiesgiver Před 4 lety +5

    We stayed a bit to long in Margaret’s garden I see-

  • @auterbug
    @auterbug Před 4 lety +1

    This helped me come down from a horrible crying spell. Thank you for the amazing content as always! ❤

  • @nickyd1946
    @nickyd1946 Před 4 lety

    Just seeing your face, hearing your voice. It just comforts me, I have so much going on with my mental state and went through something horrible and you and your videos are keeping me going. Help me sleep and keep me calm, I truly love you and everything you do please never stop ❤️

  • @Jordan-wd8te
    @Jordan-wd8te Před 4 lety +9

    Rift: talking about his reanimated wife
    His inner Mad Sweeney: dead wife

    • @Quantumact2908
      @Quantumact2908 Před 3 lety

      i laughed way harder than i shouldve since i have no clue who sweeney is

  • @georgeheilman885
    @georgeheilman885 Před 4 lety +3

    This is as close as I'll get to being a happy little tree in a Bob Ross painting, so I'm not letting the opportunity pass me by!

  • @TiaraASMR
    @TiaraASMR Před 4 lety +1

    This is so creative!! Thank you for this video 💚

  • @Hannahosborn412
    @Hannahosborn412 Před 4 lety

    I hardly made it past the 10min mark. Very calming, thank you!

  • @MrGame8706
    @MrGame8706 Před 4 lety +3

    My Friends: So what have you been doing in quarantine?
    Me: **Hides MiracleGro**

  • @brownshoe6542
    @brownshoe6542 Před 4 lety +45

    Why is the sanitarium turning into a Darksouls area.

    • @brownshoe6542
      @brownshoe6542 Před 4 lety +6

      Potato Gameplays Am I under arrest officer?

    • @og175
      @og175 Před 4 lety

      Potato Gameplays yekskddmfjfkdldldklf d d ksksown endskksmd.dmdldkd. ddkod

    • @og175
      @og175 Před 4 lety

      @Moerlboro Cop im going to do the same thing but uno reverse it so I have double the times as power

  • @austinkent4663
    @austinkent4663 Před 4 lety +2

    “just a little bit more” proceeds to flood everything

  • @willynthepoorboys2
    @willynthepoorboys2 Před 4 lety

    Great premise for a video, the sounds are very intoxicating. Thank you for you time and effort in making this for us to enjoy.

  • @glucoseguardian417
    @glucoseguardian417 Před 4 lety +3

    I feel like when Margaret buries you in her garden your underground body would slowly rot and decay feeding the plants around you only making them eat you alive quicker until all that’s left is your head connected to roots of the plants around you and your bones left there to lay beneath you for all of time

  • @LoneWanderR
    @LoneWanderR Před 4 lety +5

    A video out directly at 1200 on a tuesday?
    Sure, essential work can wait!

    • @type-10
      @type-10 Před 4 lety

      About 19.00 in EEST.

    • @LoneWanderR
      @LoneWanderR Před 4 lety

      @@type-10 Jokes on you, Uncle Rift is AoA PA, USA, so its EST for him

  • @beansmr9966
    @beansmr9966 Před 4 lety

    This is so calming and soothing.

  • @CerebralASMR
    @CerebralASMR Před 4 lety

    This is everything I hope to achieve as a creator as far as vibe and audio quality. Simply the best 👏😉

  • @AJBAXTER7677
    @AJBAXTER7677 Před 4 lety +6

    Read the description about "interspecies hybrids", thought about the ASMR AA video, and just remembered the video of that venus fly trap/mj hybrid I saw a long time ago. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I believe it can still be found. No idea if it's a fake video or not but it was freaky either way.

  • @potato_man3076
    @potato_man3076 Před 4 lety +4

    My friends called me shrub in 5th elementary school. I just took it a little further. At least the sun feels good `~`

  • @shannonhenson8911
    @shannonhenson8911 Před 4 lety

    Your creativity never ceases to amaze me! 💖

  • @Simonknowsall
    @Simonknowsall Před 4 lety

    Thanx for plant related stuff. I have been looking for that for a long time , I am a huge plant fan

    • @maxst222
      @maxst222 Před 4 lety +1

      Try out marno asmr, he did two with *the big leaf* and he's just such an underrated guy

  • @Bored_Barbarian
    @Bored_Barbarian Před 4 lety +37

    Avoiding this. Getting some major “Stay Out of the Basement” vibes 😂

  • @elizabethcarroll9525
    @elizabethcarroll9525 Před 4 lety +72

    When people ask if being asexual means I'm a plant:

    • @hallethegalaxy
      @hallethegalaxy Před 4 lety +4

      Elizabeth Carroll tysm for this comment; i am d e d

    • @spearhunked1369
      @spearhunked1369 Před 4 lety +1

      How does asexuality even work? Like not biologically but social asexuality.

    • @hallethegalaxy
      @hallethegalaxy Před 4 lety +2

      SpearHunked what do you mean when you say “work”? are you asking what it’s like to be asexual vs not? (these are clarifying questions btw; i definitely wanna share my thoughts once i understand what you’re asking😊)

    • @elizabethcarroll9525
      @elizabethcarroll9525 Před 4 lety

      @@spearhunked1369 Well basically it's a sexuality in which someone feels little to no sexual attraction. There's a lot of different kinds of asexuality, and a lot of the time people get it mixed up with aromantic which is like asexuality but with romance. I'm awful at explaining things but if you wanna know more I can try and get more into it.

    • @spearhunked1369
      @spearhunked1369 Před 4 lety

      @@hallethegalaxy Yeah basically what your feelings are.

  • @CerebralASMR
    @CerebralASMR Před 4 lety

    I get a very old school vibe from this compared to his recent works. This is magnificent.🌱👏😉

  • @misssetarehshajiei9024

    OMG this video make me sleep after a long time...I love itttt.i love your voice😍😍

  • @BetterThanYourBf
    @BetterThanYourBf Před 4 lety +9

    No one:
    Margaret: **Makes us a human chia pet**
    (Also if this is a video explaining she will no longer be in any videos im heartbroken :/ she was my favorite character and this is coming from someone who can only listen to female asmartists -excluding ER because he's like a supportive dad and I've never felt uncomfortable with him- and she really helps me relax 🥺 )

    • @LIZzardtheWizard
      @LIZzardtheWizard Před 4 lety +1

      Margaret isn’t gone, she’s in the dark souls world

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz Před 3 lety

      @@LIZzardtheWizard I hope she will come back

  • @danishbutter655
    @danishbutter655 Před 4 lety +3

    plot twist: im put into a smoothie afterwards...

  • @ikrobiee
    @ikrobiee Před 4 lety

    This roleplay is awesome! 😍

  • @GooeySquishyMadnessasmr

    The human plant experiment ...was a great experiment to watch. I need some of those plants in my backyard.

  • @fastfoodenjoyer5427
    @fastfoodenjoyer5427 Před 4 lety +8

    And then he turned himself into a plant, funniest sh I've ever seen.

  • @mrtechnet5330
    @mrtechnet5330 Před 4 lety +4

    32:01 "This shouldn't hurt at all."
    I feel like thats an understatement and this is the equivalent of pulling out one's hair 👀

  • @icethepolarbear
    @icethepolarbear Před 3 lety +2

    This reminds me of Goosebumps “Stay Out Of The Basement” (book and episode)

  • @TheBestCheesecake530
    @TheBestCheesecake530 Před 4 lety

    I don't know why, but this is so goddam soothing. It may just be another aspect of the desire to be taken care of, but between the preening and misting. I'm a very happy little fern over here😆