The Thing in the Crate | ASMR
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- čas přidán 20. 08. 2024
- You find yourself participating in an experiment performed by Professor Clemmons on some strange thing in a crate.
If you're new here to my "Arkham Sanitarium" & "Rift World" lore, you can read more about it at my website: bit.ly/2JxoVcf
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
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“right on time”
*looks at nonexistent watch*
this is why ur videos r the best
pls add russian subtitles!!!!!!!!!!!
Exactly lol
Le_Mon_s Sirom what
No he is just using a nothing watch he purchased from the nothing man
Maybe it's a holographic watch visible by a nanochip in his brain
Send help.
*Please.*
I've been trapped in this crate for days.
Last time I saw you you were hanging out under my bed, what happened? 😂
Bro I'm a big fan of you i actually like the way you act on that tentacles hentai 🤩
@@creaturewithashell1297 They threw a net over me and dragged me out.
@@riodejaneiro791 I was young and needed the money.
I can help child
*Plot twist* : His barber is in the crate.
Keep him locked in then. Generic hair cuts get boring
It would make sense
Is it Jones J Jameson's barber? He trusts his barber
Instead of talking to me check under your desk someone is staring at your shoes
Tea Drinker ok but do people actually listen to asmr at desks bruh
I think these other two comments might have missed the video your referencing 😂
@Rebecca Matthews woosh
@@FlowerVagabond woosh
@Rebecca Matthews Matthews gangg
Based on the chains and lock, I'm almost certain my 2 year old nephew is in that Crate.
Not your 3 year old nephew?
what 💀
I snorted
Hold up
Well it seems your nephew may be ugly if one of its facts is: if you look upon it you will go insane.
I checked and I can’t say for sure but i don’t think I went insane.
Edit:never mind I’m just always insane
I have a theory. He said that the Thing is a combination of parts from Margaret's Garden, which were assembled by Corvus. If this is true, then that leads us back into another video. The First Annual Modification Signup at Arkham Sanitarium. Then that means that we (the viewers) are/were The Thing.
BUT HEY
THAT'S JUST A THEORY
AN ASMR THEORY
AAAAAAND… CUT
I dont need sleep. _I NEED ANSWERS_
It’s the ER Cinematic Universe coming Into play
The government of Arkham sanitation would like to inform you that this is not the case.
Dominic Coccia Care to elaborate?
B.O.B.= Bound Organism in the Box
B.O.B. = Big Omnic Butler
Oh wait, wrong universe.
There’s the reason for the name now just to know what he put under the blanket to be the subject???
Big Organic Butter! He loves popcorn 🤗
bunch of beetles
SCP 303
“Bob”
SCP 303 or “bob” is a thing that takes the appearance of you contained in a box. If looked at, the viewer goes completely insane. This thing dose I fact want to have a different name other than bob but referring to this thing as the viewers name constantly would be troublesome.
Absolutely no one
The thing: *whispers* “they tryna be crate”
Jacob Federici top quality.
Pancake Souls agreed
Just laughed my ass off lmao
*they tryna be grape*
_i wheezed--_
ONE more "Calm App" ad and I'm going to need a few days in the garden..
So true tho, I want Er to calm me not a British man
I would give anything for more calm app ads instead of DiDi and Ola ads
Cozy up under the corvus
@@mikaelk7153 Hehe , Nice one!
@@mikaelk7153 gladly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Normally the Professor's speech patterns freak me out, but he doesn't sound quite as menacing in this video for some reason.
ER's videos always test the line between reality and imagination, and that's why I like his content so much
Dave White agreed
Go search up goodnight moon you'll say the same about her
Each of them is a fucking fever dream
I like his content because it is the weird ASMR, but not the WEIRD ASMR, you know? it's weird to the level where it's just silly, but not the sort of weird where it's just mostly naked women moaning into the camera, disguised as ASMR. (i have a habit of trying to find the bottom of a community, I found the bottom of the ASMR rabbit hole............DONT EVEN TRY to find it yourself, I'm scarred for life. half of it is just porn with the word asmr thrown in there.
My brain: **literally boiling**
ER: excellent
*Heartbeat sounds like a freight train*
"Very good"
You should name it Cratos
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Genius
This is beautiful 😁
go go gadget suitcase he said cratos as in “crate” thats why its a c
Dude...
NO!
So this is what the lock master was working on
Perhaps we should hand this over to our fellow colleagues at SCP. For safekeeping, of course.
Maybe call him "Craig, The Crate Creature."
I actually like this
Don’t disrespect my name like dat
Nah, call it Covid the Corona Creature
9:56
everybody gangsta till rift asks for your *patient ID number*
*And I 00p......*
ER:exists
People in the comments looking for memes:
Write that down, write that down.
Writing intensifies
A Jolly Wanker. Classic picture.
Are you keeping my will to live trapped in that box
Cactus Man same
Wouldn’t it be smaller?
You got a lot of nerve showing yourself around these parts cactus man.
@@J3RSEYondaBeat cactusville. old western movie. heh.
@@J3RSEYondaBeat you dare apose me mortal?
hmmm i think jack is an excellent name. Jack who lives in the box
Probably helping the folks at Area 51 sneak out ET
Bearded Whisperer ASMR any aliens in Area 51 would’ve been moved to a new location decades ago once word got out that Area 51 even exists.
@@glitchinthematrix555 o fuck 0-0 that's probably true huh
@@glitchinthematrix555 people think the military is dumb, but they're gonna learn the hard way if anyone is dumb enough to try some shit at Area 51 in September.
@@lillianfox6848 Clearly you don't understand the "joke"
I'm the 200 like
"ahh. you arrived.. excellent."
*sees box*
me: did you steal some high tech stuff from area 51?.. wait... NO. youve stolen an alien.
Nah he is preparing bombs for the raid
ayy lmao
Plot twist: He is Alien.
Ethan love your pfp weezer is epic
@@CasparFloof lit
General Kenobi: *pops out*
General Kenobi: “Hello there”
@@MaylaTheCatgirl He is a bold one.
@@MaylaTheCatgirl The High Ground is a place of great potential energy
And Kenobi converted it to kinetic energy by jumping down and adding downward velocity.
This kinetic energy was used to kilter General Grevious just enough to put him off edge and make him (eventually) automatically lose the battle.
"general kenobi..."
Plot twist
Area 51 is hiding the rift the candyman uses to get to earth from Arkham sanitarium
Oh E rift uploaded a new video that's grand!
*uploaded* *8* *hours* *ago*
Damn I'm a bit lat-
"And right on time I see."
Thanks Rift for makin' me feel better :)
11:24 why don’t I listen to your vitals as well. Just listen to your heart
My heart: Jail bar clanging
Now for your brain
Brain: boiling noodles
Looks like you are in good health
Me: But are you positive?
Perfect. I was looking for a way to waste my employers time!
And that I did. Thanks Rift. Only one more work day!!!
@@jordanenglish883 only one more workday what? one day until you get promoted? one day until you get fired? one day until the big bank heist on 82nd street? what is it man?
@@SealWithAGlock you will never know
Call him Reginald Hemsworth III
Ok?
another cracking The combination episode is hereby requested!
Does anyone else look at the thumbnail and think man those cheezit interviews get crazy
I will never get that out of my head thanks so much *smooch*
You're onto a gold mine now kid
Would be funnier if he said "I'm thinking of ... Pryarchestrial Molunculum (or some weird shit)... or.. Bob"
Your hair and beard are getting so long, you are so close to being able to do a Gandalf role play.
...
...
...
Please do a Gandalf roleplay
Yes
(you...shall not...pass...)
Aw he should do a jesus roleplay
@@Stickygrenade- He did one already its on his channel somewhere.
24:10 get that brush out of my face it was just on a crate that’s had god knows what on it
Edit: 1 year later I still remember the exact moment and time I got the notification for the video and made this comment. I skipped through the video to find something to joke about cause I was in class and I can’t exactly watch a 40 minutes video in class. Idk thought this was cool and decides to share it
Trihard little bit of crate Aids scare you? Pfft...
C R A T E
A I D S
TriHard 7
@@stallionduck8519 a man of jameskii i see
Jumbo Jiggalo 😳
My brain: ok sleepy time.
My eyes: no
Just got the baby back to sleep and about to go to bed myself. You're a lifesaver TωT
Mr.Rift, the raid wasn’t supposed to be until the 20th of September!
Early bird gets the alien
bunny girl LOL
You should do an area 51 raid rolaplay. Maybe discuss the plan to get in or be an alien that's been freed from the base!!!
I have no reasons with Dave!!!
Hell yeah! Why not both? 💃
Shannon Bennetts yeah!!
You beat me to it.
@@joergen1670 rip joergen
looking at the weight of that box, it appears to contain 7000 kilograms of coleslaw.
Thank you for the time and dedication to the material that you deliver. I send you greetings with great admiration from Chile 🇨🇱
Lets Lizten to your heart: Clinkity clakitt
Now your brain: water boiling sounds
mr:e seems like your in good health
(11:35 for those who wonder)
E
I loved those sounds.
Your not healthy til your heart sounds like cogwheels and your brain sounding like your making ramen.
CRATE MAN, would you be so kind as to join us in the Area 51 raid
I will wrestle my way into area 51
We must teach him the ways of Naruto run!
His name is Bob, have some respect lol
Maybe we can distract the guards with gamer girl pee
The raid was disappointing and my day is ruined
"Listen to your heart"
*Train noises*
"And now your brain"
*boiling foamy water*
"Excellent, you seem to be in good health"
😑😑😑😑
Arkham Sanitarium gets closer to SCP Territory with each video. Now we have an experiment that is locked up, must be kept in a wooden crate, and IV’d Root Beer. Not to mention the rapid growth. I’ve been here with Rift since the days of ASMR of a Salesman. I would just like to say thanks for all the sleep you’ve given me
I want to see more of the old guy taking notes while watching neighbors with binoculars. One must wonder what these lonely individuals think while sitting by the window waiting to yell at some kid walking on his lawn.
That lock seams familiar
Oh, you could EASILY pull off a Joseph Seed cosplay for a Far Cry 5 roleplay! That'd be sick!
I love ER's content, not only because his voice is really relaxing but so much thought and creativity goes into his content. It seems to get better and better
Me watching asmr in the middle of the night and then "top of the morning to ya ladies my name is Jacksepticeye"
the best alarm😂😂
I feel like your voice and acting just getting better and better. Today I watched your first Sammich Man video and your acting quality in this video is much, much better than that one. I hope you keep up your good work for many years to come. Without your videos I don't think I could sleep this well.
You didn't happen to find that crate under a stairwell, did you? I left that monster in a box for a reason... *sigh* We lose more janitors that way.
This kind of feels like we’re a class- D being a test subject and working with a doctor in the scp foundation.
Professor Clemmons just straight up created an SCP
ER: Ahh... I heard you liked our famous flavored Ice cream
Me : yeah it’s pretty nice
ER: the new flavor added a little secret ingredient of radioactive toilet scrubbers . Quite the modest addition to the collection
*next experiment* He exposes it to us on purpose and asks about the batshit hallucinations XD
I like Bob as a name for it, and suggestion. SCP security guard interview, I think you’d kill it
0:18 what a beautiful invisible watch
This looks like its gonna be crate!
🤦🤦🤦😂
This is the 3rd channel I'll show my Aliens once we RAID AREA 51 and find Corvus
Novabow John Mivule what are the first 2
Evan Ulch don’t worry about it
The sounds when he checks our heart and brain are so amazing...
I feel like if there was actually something in the crate it would be a facehugger that can telepathically speak to rift considering it asked for the name and then rift said soon you'll have a name.
Oh good, my package is here.
Thank you Amazon Rift Express Shipping.
Let's call him Herbert, Just.. Herbert.
There seriously needs to be a part 2 to this
I like that it’s gotten to the point where I don’t even question that he looks at his invisible watch and checks the time. I’m just like “yeah ok, not the weirdest shit I’ve seen on this channel so ok”
😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
Your videos are medicine to my insomnia
Your videos are way to make myself relax and comfortable after every harsh day between the bunch of rude people ..
Your videos never let me realise that I'm alone in this crowded place .
Fact :- the world created by ER is best than my real word 😐😐
I see that your watch is made of the finest nothing that you can buy in the market.
Please keep making videos. I genuinely never get tired of this.
This is a large step in humanity and a giant progression as it appears we have captured *the elder one*
Omg, you should do an arkham sanatarium news report! That would be great!
Ahhh nothing like waking up, so that 19 minutes later I can sleep again.
"I often forget where the on button is"😂
I love the sound that the camcorder makes. I remember that one from 5 years ago
Professor clemmons acts creepy, but his voice is so soothing...
Crap I have to renew my TFHS membership in 3 months
Papa Rift really did just whip out a ziplock baggie full of dust labeled ‘Thanos’ and sprinkled it on the thing in the crate...legendary as always
I'm on a road trip right now and the ambient sounds of the shitty roads aren't enough to lull me to sleep. This did the trick
This video is much good for my head
4:03
WHY did I know that😂
ER I want you to know that you really helped me through a lot. Like I mean you practically saved my life man. I love your videos
This might not be the best ASMR channel, but I can say this channel must be the most creative one.
The experiments name should be Randal.
For some reason your voice sounded like Nicholas Cage in the beginning 😅 Love your stuff, hey from South Africa! 🇿🇦
The thing spoke to me! it wished to be called "The Big Toe"!
Gets in argument with Margaret "well I'm sleeping in the garden tonight"
Was the thing in the Box actually moving slightly or am I just suffering from an immense lack of sleep
Idk I kinda see it moving too I'm a bit scared right now 😅
Drops a nuke, ER: "how did that make you feel?"
Me : *straight up dying*
ER: excellent
Anyone that looks at it. Goes inasane. Sends feelings to other people. And this is how bird box started
Oh! I see that you manage to catch my insomnia! I can finally sleep...
I want to name him “Markus”
Kevin, it should be called Kevin
Or, perhaps, Kevin Jr.
This man is one of the LEGENDARY asmr artists.
I think you should make a video
"Area 51 storming preparation"
Or
"The National league of Area 51 stormers application"
We actually need this
Spongebob me boy, I’m being executed by firing squad tomorrow because I was found guilty of 39 charges of homicide, arghargharghargharghargh
Edit: lmao I think someone reported my comment
ehm...
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@The Zee It can be funny, I did not find any essence in it though. The guy above me has Carpet Mutations
Tard Wrangler very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh
I think I've seen this somewhere before
Oh boy, we're back at it again. Beautifully weird ASMR by the Master of the Craft himself. Okay, to be honest, this is really quite relaxing and the world you built and keep on expanding is extremely fascinating. It's probably quite some work, but hopefully fun as well. Keep up your amazing videos, E.R.
ASMR is so addictive. As soon as I put it on I can’t switch it off 😂
You know what the weird thing about this video is?
I have that same video camera!
@Ian Fox R/youngpeopleyoutube
Maybe name The Thing, "Eric Robin" or something with ER to sort of parody your name. I actually hope this thing in the crate runs on for a bit
I think I need to get my heart looked at, now.
I’ve been watching for 5 years and still run into stuff I haven’t seen all the time it’s crazy