I love how friendly Nyarlathotep/Professor Clemmons has become. He still has a sort of cold, monotone air but it's almost like he's learned to emulate human behavior better. Seems to be acting more like the Professor Clemmons in the Miskatonic video. 10/10 acting and plot development.
Logan Taylor I think they are actually one and the same. traveling through the rift or something on his expedition likely merged the original Clemmons with an unknown entity leading him to become Nyarlathotep.
He straight up says it in a lot of videos. I found out back in visiting hours 3 where Clemons said "at the Arkham Sanitarium for Mental Rehabiliton; ASMR"
For anyone on mobile: 00:00:00 Introduction 00:06:40 Administering the IV 00:14:37 Administering the brain wave monitor 00:19:15 Brief physical exam (hearts & lungs) 00:24:20 Questionnaire: 00:24:40 1. What is your full name you registered with at the Sanitarium? 00:25:03 2. What year is it? 00:25:20 3. On a scale of turquoise to Prometheus, how are you feeling? 00:25:55 4. Have you been having any strange dreams, visions, hallucinations, nightmares, etc.? 00:26:28 5. To your knowledge, have you been sleepwalking? i.e. Wake to find yourself in a strange place? 00:27:12 6. How has the staff been treating you? 00:28:08 7. How has your anxiety been lately, more manageable? 00:29:04 8. Would you like to see any new menu items available at the cafeteria? 00:29:24 9. Are you prepared and excited for Cthulhu's awakening? 00:29:59 10. Last question 00:31:14 Calming hand motions I 00:37:13 Calming hand motions II (c/o Patient AS-598230) 00:42:18 Monster hands 00:46:48 Boxing gloves 00:52:00 Tissue Package of the Elder Gods 00:55:45 Cthulhu Blocks 00:59:35 Patient AS-933718's art piece 01:04:05 Surgical Gloves 01:09:40 Final words & Ear-to-ear R'lyehian / Shadow Speak
But, if you think about it. There's a anthropomorphic rhino doc, a zombie doctor and a fish doctor. Who's to say we're not an organism the has carbonated fluid for blood in this world. If you really want to get into it that is
Hold up. Did you just correctly use the phrase "3rd times the charm" on your 3rd attempt of remembering the phrase? What a small detail, but if that was all on purpose, impressive.
ER's Lovecraftian lore is somewhat separate from the original mythos, haha. If you want to have a read, I would recommend the short stories "Shadow over Innsmouth" and "The Lurking Fear" which are available free online since the copyright on the work has run out. Anywho there's no explanation in ER's lore as of yet. Might also be just going insane as people who fuck around with stuff relating to the old ones tend to do, or the god might be using him as a puppet of sorts. Who knows, this stuff is literally supposed to be outside human understanding.
Uploaded1995 I was thinking the same thing! I've never seen him smile so much. His voice sounds a bit different too (maybe it's just the new "audio technology". Not sure.) Maybe the next Harvest--whatever that is--is nigh?
Space Age ASMR same. Ever since my child-like innocence has dissipated, I don't get tingles anymore. It's either that, meds, or growing up and all it entails.
I can't be the only one who is terrified of the professor. Every other character I adore but the professor just creeps me out. Put me in a room with Deep One Dave and the professor and id hide behind Dave.
The standard English plural of octopus is octopuses. However, the word octopus comes from Greek, and the Greek plural form is octopodes. Modern usage of octopodes is so infrequent that many people mistakenly create the erroneous plural form octopi, formed according to rules for Latin plurals.
Do a video role playing as G man from Half Life speaking to Gordon Freeman. This video reminded me of him because of the odd speech patterns and enunciation that you used.
Nishan Mahdasian I totally had the same thought! Even started thinking of a possible background for the character. Perhaps they could be a potential investor in the sanitarium that is evaluating their treatments for future investments. Blue suit, slicked back hair, and briefcase; along with the caedance that G man usually uses in his speech could make for a nice role play. Wouldn't exactly be a ground breaking thing, but I guess he could just kind of show up at random moments in time in the same way G man does as well.
I love your work, you bring an amazing twist the the asmr community, and your content is unmatched. I am never failed to be entertained, and I hope you continue doing this for a very very long time :)
You should do a mermaid ASMR video. Like you'd be RPing as a scientist with the first mermaid ever known to humanity? Please do it if you didn't already, I've never seen a video like that.
I love the subtle joke of it taking him three times to get the saying "third time's the charm" right. Went over my head the first time lol. Great work ER!
I don't think the Professor is Nyarlathotep. I think he knows who it currently is though. I've watched a lot of Scooby Doo and if it's taught me anything, when all the signs point to one person, it's not that person. It's always the guy pointing you in the other direction. It's always the one helping you, the one you think you can trust. Nyarlathotep is an ancient immortal shapeshifter. Who do we know that fits two of those three specifications? Corvus.
Lloyd DUN DUN DUUUUUUN! Plot twist of the century! Actually, it makes a lot of sense when you put it that way. I'm not sure what I'd think if that turned out to be true. Wouldn't that technically make Corvus the villain? I like to think of him as a friend, as someone who might be a bit insane but who genuinely cares about his patients.
Lloyd Which Corvus, though? We know there's Light and Dark Corvus, and there may even be a third one, who wears the brown mask. We know that Light Corvus uses a special serum he makes for his immortality.
Which Corvus? There's two, they're twins. The one in the white mask is significantly eviler sounding tho, and has expressed wishes to take over the world.
Wait though, I'm also a fan of scooby do since I was a kid, usually to know the suspect not getting well "suspected" for the great cause of trouble is to gain a trust from someone and showing them some good intentions, to see that they're friendly, meanwhile giving a blame to the next person for the cause while they were stay hidden till and wait for it on what comes next... That just ruined my view but quite interesting though T_T (I'm sorry Corvus, I'm not blaming, just painful thinking)
I love these videos of Prof. Clemmons as much as the next guy, but I'd be really interested in seeing the more 'unique' patients in the sanitarium, those who are truly insane, even if they might not have been when they got there.
A friend of mine knows I'm a huge Lovecraft fan and linked me your Old One Under The Bed video one night when I couldn't sleep... Needless to say, you have been helping me sleep for about 2 months now. Thank you so much for all you do for the insomniacs of the world!
Good evening (for me), Mister ER. I would like to tell you that I love your Channel, and that I have been a sub since the start of 2015. I have seen so many things on here and it makes me so relaxed! I would like to make a video suggestion: Can you maybe make like a layered sounds video with some soft/inaudible whispers and some soft sounds. I think that would be an amazing video!
I couldn't tell you how many times I've watched this video it's one of my favorite overall asmr videos ever. Rift is an absolute genius I hope he sees this, I've admired his work for years
It seems the Crawling Chaos' disguise grows weak as he holds it for extended periods of time. I wonder who will see him when the illusion breaks and his true visage cannot be hidden.
it would be interesting if ER had a character that gave you something and as the video went on it become more and more incomprehensible/weird as the drug kicked in
Something seemed really off about the video for the first couple of seconds, but then it hit me. This is the first time I've seen the professor in colour!
I think Professor Clemmons merged with an entity while on his expedition exploring ruins he told us about or while traveling through a rift. He seems more human and natural sometimes, whereas sometimes it seems that the entity (Nyarlathotep?) is in control. They both seem to have the same goal, they just seem to act a little differently. Perhaps Clemmons has been transformed into a sort of immortal character due to this merging?
I love the effort you put into these videos. A whole dress up and story with props and everything for a simple mic check. You truly are a blessing, Uncle E.
i would tell you how i went through surgery last sunday and that this is nice timing for a video like this but i think this comment section is meant for memes. oh well
I dont usually listen to ASMR with headphones in because sleeping with them in is weird and makes my ears feel strange in the morning, but i popped them in and as soon as ER started whispering into each ear singularly I swear I felt him exhale into my ear and got hella tingles immediately. Overall satisfaction rank: a solid 10/10
You know an ASMRtist is good when they make you fall asleep when you don't want to. Come home from a long day of work, wanting to play some dark souls, see rift uploaded and decide to watch like 15-20 minutes of it, end up waking up 4 hours later
Can you imagine the bad guy monologue and behind him hearing the Arkham Sanitarium failed experiments screaming in pain and agony while he explains to you that science requires sacrifice.
3:15 "Nyarlathotep is an Outer God from the Lovecraft mythos. Nyarlathotep differs from the other deities in the Mythos in a number of ways. Most of the Outer Gods are exiled to the stars, like Yog-Sothoth and Azathoth, and most of the Great Old Ones are sleeping and dreaming like Cthulhu; Nyarlathotep, however, is active and frequently walks the Earth in the guise of a human being, usually a tall, slim, joyous man. He has "a thousand" other forms and manifestations, most reputed to be quite horrific and sanity-blasting. Most of the Outer Gods have their own cults serving them; Nyarlathotep seems to serve these cults and take care of their affairs in the other Outer Gods' absence. Most Outer Gods use strange alien languages, while Nyarlathotep uses human languages and can easily pass for a human being if he chooses to do so. Finally, most of them are all-powerful yet evidently without clear purpose or agenda, yet Nyarlathotep seems to be deliberately deceptive and manipulative, and even uses propaganda to achieve his goals. In this regard, he is probably the most human-like among the Outer Gods. Nyarlathotep enacts the will of the Outer Gods, and is their "messenger, heart and soul"; he is also the servant of Azathoth, whose fitful, spastic wishes he immediately fulfills. Unlike the other Outer Gods, spreading madness is more important and enjoyable than death and destruction to Nyarlathotep. It is suggested by some that he will destroy the human race and possibly the earth as well." *Well shit.*
Me: 'Hey, a new ER video *click*'
Uncle E: 'Ah, you're awake'
Me: *G O O D S H I T*
I don't know who's this Uncle E you speak of. This is clearly Professor Clemmons
Geddy Knee I literally just woke up....and im falling right back asleep to this.
DIsulfotON honestly I did that before I woke up at 9 today and then put on an ephemeral Rift video and fell back asleep to 11
#staywoke
Geddy Knee love the name
ER: ah, your awake
Me: *NOT FOR LONG*
Awwwh I made that joke before I went into the comments :(
always
Tutelarhook6765 *RIGHT*
my awake what? I need to know D:
Lil Broomstick
I love how friendly Nyarlathotep/Professor Clemmons has become. He still has a sort of cold, monotone air but it's almost like he's learned to emulate human behavior better. Seems to be acting more like the Professor Clemmons in the Miskatonic video. 10/10 acting and plot development.
Logan Taylor I thought he was going backwards, much like how they did with Star Wars
Logan Taylor I think they are actually one and the same. traveling through the rift or something on his expedition likely merged the original Clemmons with an unknown entity leading him to become Nyarlathotep.
*"I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school."*
Will never be as funny as it was then
Chris Benson he's ruining those electrode impedances
Exactly, hes a psychologist
Clemmens: "Anyways, that's how I lost my medical license."
0_0
Archimedes! No!
*It’s filthy in zhere*
Neither of them have one anymore.
I just realized that Arkham Sanitarium for Mental Rehabilitation is an acronym for ASMR
T H E M O R E Y O U K N O W
Zachary Brandwein MIND BLOWN
Holy shit how did I not notice
He straight up says it in a lot of videos. I found out back in visiting hours 3 where Clemons said "at the Arkham Sanitarium for Mental Rehabiliton; ASMR"
Holy hekero batsman he's right
Watching Ephemeral Rift is now a hobby.
who you callin pin head?
lol one of my favorite moments from Spongebob
Sentry I liked the Hash slinging Slasher
Nosferatu Yeah, that one was good too lol
*a drug
For anyone on mobile:
00:00:00 Introduction
00:06:40 Administering the IV
00:14:37 Administering the brain wave monitor
00:19:15 Brief physical exam (hearts & lungs)
00:24:20 Questionnaire:
00:24:40 1. What is your full name you registered with at the Sanitarium?
00:25:03 2. What year is it?
00:25:20 3. On a scale of turquoise to Prometheus, how are you feeling?
00:25:55 4. Have you been having any strange dreams, visions, hallucinations, nightmares, etc.?
00:26:28 5. To your knowledge, have you been sleepwalking? i.e. Wake to find yourself in a strange place?
00:27:12 6. How has the staff been treating you?
00:28:08 7. How has your anxiety been lately, more manageable?
00:29:04 8. Would you like to see any new menu items available at the cafeteria?
00:29:24 9. Are you prepared and excited for Cthulhu's awakening?
00:29:59 10. Last question
00:31:14 Calming hand motions I
00:37:13 Calming hand motions II (c/o Patient AS-598230)
00:42:18 Monster hands
00:46:48 Boxing gloves
00:52:00 Tissue Package of the Elder Gods
00:55:45 Cthulhu Blocks
00:59:35 Patient AS-933718's art piece
01:04:05 Surgical Gloves
01:09:40 Final words & Ear-to-ear R'lyehian / Shadow Speak
Nathan Hill could you do a word by word one? Thanks
Nathan Hill thanks pal! U da bestu
Nathan Hill thanks brother. helpful as it can be
Nathan Hill Thank you!!
it's in the description idiots
when he burst out into the cuthulu speak it scared the shit out of me. lol I love it when he does that
now I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure if you put anything with air bubbles in your bloodstream you have a heart attack
Squidward of Catarina that sounds pretty relaxing
+VolvoRaggare LOL
Squidward of Catarina With 3 hearts we'll be fine! x)
Squidward of Catarina how can you kill a corpse?
But, if you think about it. There's a anthropomorphic rhino doc, a zombie doctor and a fish doctor.
Who's to say we're not an organism the has carbonated fluid for blood in this world. If you really want to get into it that is
*H I G H L Y T E C H N I C-*
oh right my bad wrong video
*W H I T E P O W E-* oh snap
*D E A T H T O A M E R-* woops, just ignore me
*A* *S* *M* *R* *D* *A* *R-* oh wait
*BLEH*
P E N I S I'm at the right video
Hold up. Did you just correctly use the phrase "3rd times the charm" on your 3rd attempt of remembering the phrase?
What a small detail, but if that was all on purpose, impressive.
The man who never runs out of ideas. Bravo sir!
he has a special superpower about giving tingles and relaxation, uh? ❤️
Exploring With ASMR man WatchMojo really needs to up their game
They're going to need to lock me up in a sanitarium if I don't get that roblox roleplay I was promised.
why are you on every video ffs its so funny
T Bonersnap God, please no
T Bonersnap Can I has chezburger too?
*very softly* OOF
O O F
Involuntarily volunteer lol. He must've worked in United Airlines.
Einar Kuusk that comment made my day
+RangerDanger! This video made my day
Einar Kuusk Fuck man, that was so good but so dark.
Jesus, you must not be a very happy person. English isn't my first language you sad fuck. I was thinking "Must've"
Fem Chick "when he learn english better"
ER: "Do I resemble Chaos?"
Me: "Well, you're a doctor wearing a bowtie..."
That's incredibly true
"On a scale of turquoise to Prometheus, how are you feeling?"
"Yeah like about the square root of China"
Mad One Bad JoKe id rate that a marinated fingernail
Are we just going to forget that he literally said he was an ancient lovecraftian god in the beginning?
Bearly_Animations is there any info on why he is taking the form of Clemmons? Im not into lovecraft and only learned about it now
ER's Lovecraftian lore is somewhat separate from the original mythos, haha. If you want to have a read, I would recommend the short stories "Shadow over Innsmouth" and "The Lurking Fear" which are available free online since the copyright on the work has run out.
Anywho there's no explanation in ER's lore as of yet. Might also be just going insane as people who fuck around with stuff relating to the old ones tend to do, or the god might be using him as a puppet of sorts. Who knows, this stuff is literally supposed to be outside human understanding.
Im not too familiar with lovecraft stuff he was just my final boss in my dungeons and dragons game lol.
Bearly Animations yup
Tots
Clemmons seems unusually cheerful today. Hmm...
Uploaded1995 Cthulhu must be ready to wake up
Uploaded1995 I was thinking the same thing! I've never seen him smile so much. His voice sounds a bit different too (maybe it's just the new "audio technology". Not sure.) Maybe the next Harvest--whatever that is--is nigh?
Clemmons said his really name on accident!!!
@@morgangobin6550 l
*Sees him pouring orange soda into an IV bag* I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school...
😂🤣😂🤣
Have you ever heard the tale of PROFESSOR CLEMMONS the wise? I thought so, it's not a story the MEDICAL SCHOOL would tell you.
clearly he didn't go to med school, I mean it's the wrong blood type, clearly my blood is cherry soda, damn you think he would have read the chart.
He's far too genius to just go to medical school, he's clearly gone to super medical school.
could you imagine how fucking sick you would get if someone actually put orange soda in your IV bag
Preston Bugg *Orange "drink"
Preston Bugg Nah m8, just hits the bloodstream quicker, no need for that digestion bullshit.
You wouldn't just get sick, you would die from having air bubbles in your bloodstream once they reached your heart.
Preston Bugg bring it on. I want ALL the illnesses
Preston Bugg i wonder man
I don't get tingles anymore so this is perfect - PUMP THAT ASMR DIRECTLY INTO MY BLOODSTREAM!
direwolf21 finally there's another wolf 🐺
here, I'll come into this wolf party too, see this blood? it's asmr xD
Space Age ASMR I'm a dragon :(
Space Age ASMR same. Ever since my child-like innocence has dissipated, I don't get tingles anymore. It's either that, meds, or growing up and all it entails.
I'm a human wolf hybrid too!
The Orange Drink™ pouring into the IV was such a sweet sound. I wish it went on for longer!
_ skwisher542 _ I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY
Me: *already drifting off into sleep *
ER: *shaking hand * “it’s nyarlathotep”
Me: *chokes on my own spit * “excuse me what?!”
it startled the hell out of me
Me: hol' up!
dr rift: "has any unusual visions,dreams, ect. happened recently?"
me:"cthulhu has been visiting in my dreams for the past 1849 years."
serioulsly tho i have been seeing cthulhu in all my dreams for the past month
every time he says the same thing-" go and spread the xnarcoluptus"
what the bloody hell is that
i try to ask but then ethier i wake up or my alarm wakesmeup
imperialOVERkill 1 Don't ask, don't research, It's scary demonic gods and stuff.
Lol its literally 8:30am here and i just woke up. So that "ahh your awake" was some buzzy shit 👌🏼👌🏼😂
I can't be the only one who is terrified of the professor. Every other character I adore but the professor just creeps me out. Put me in a room with Deep One Dave and the professor and id hide behind Dave.
*pulls out bottle of orange drink* Have you been taking your Joy?
Julia Parker what is that from 😂, i can't remember
Vinny Fofi its from the game "We Happy Few" i beleive
Sylph Kitty the one where you play as the girl and run away from the asylum and go to those weird worlds roght
Right*
Julia Parker dude that game reference is awesome
Finally a doctor asmr that recognises that we octopi/octopuses/octopus have three hearts
The standard English plural of octopus is octopuses. However, the word octopus comes from Greek, and the Greek plural form is octopodes. Modern usage of octopodes is so infrequent that many people mistakenly create the erroneous plural form octopi, formed according to rules for Latin plurals.
3:15 "Kill the Professor, Save the World."
DJ M4N3 EYYYYYYYY
*Is that a heroes reference?*
Do a video role playing as G man from Half Life speaking to Gordon Freeman. This video reminded me of him because of the odd speech patterns and enunciation that you used.
PLEASE
Surely instead he'd be called The "E-Man" right?
Nishan Mahdasian I totally had the same thought! Even started thinking of a possible background for the character. Perhaps they could be a potential investor in the sanitarium that is evaluating their treatments for future investments. Blue suit, slicked back hair, and briefcase; along with the caedance that G man usually uses in his speech could make for a nice role play. Wouldn't exactly be a ground breaking thing, but I guess he could just kind of show up at random moments in time in the same way G man does as well.
didn't Dr. Tingles already do that?
gary spikberg I like the idea of Gman using the rift to look for clients and "investments", this could be cool if this become real.
I love your work, you bring an amazing twist the the asmr community, and your content is unmatched. I am never failed to be entertained, and I hope you continue doing this for a very very long time :)
You should do a mermaid ASMR video. Like you'd be RPing as a scientist with the first mermaid ever known to humanity? Please do it if you didn't already, I've never seen a video like that.
And maybe the camera can be underwater? I'm sorry, i'm being really picky 😂
+Ice Trex Fuck it, it's a swell idea!
3:15 scared the hell out of me the first time whilst I was in bed xD
Hey you! You’re finally awake! You were caught trying to cross the border weren’t you? Same as us, and that thief over there.
I love the subtle joke of it taking him three times to get the saying "third time's the charm" right. Went over my head the first time lol. Great work ER!
I don't think the Professor is Nyarlathotep. I think he knows who it currently is though. I've watched a lot of Scooby Doo and if it's taught me anything, when all the signs point to one person, it's not that person. It's always the guy pointing you in the other direction. It's always the one helping you, the one you think you can trust. Nyarlathotep is an ancient immortal shapeshifter. Who do we know that fits two of those three specifications?
Corvus.
Lloyd DUN DUN DUUUUUUN! Plot twist of the century!
Actually, it makes a lot of sense when you put it that way. I'm not sure what I'd think if that turned out to be true. Wouldn't that technically make Corvus the villain? I like to think of him as a friend, as someone who might be a bit insane but who genuinely cares about his patients.
Lloyd Which Corvus, though? We know there's Light and Dark Corvus, and there may even be a third one, who wears the brown mask. We know that Light Corvus uses a special serum he makes for his immortality.
Which Corvus? There's two, they're twins. The one in the white mask is significantly eviler sounding tho, and has expressed wishes to take over the world.
Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait!
What?!
Bro that theory ruined by pov
Wait though, I'm also a fan of scooby do since I was a kid, usually to know the suspect not getting well "suspected" for the great cause of trouble is to gain a trust from someone and showing them some good intentions, to see that they're friendly, meanwhile giving a blame to the next person for the cause while they were stay hidden till and wait for it on what comes next...
That just ruined my view but quite interesting though
T_T
(I'm sorry Corvus, I'm not blaming, just painful thinking)
I like playing "is this prof. in the past or is he just having one of his days"
I love these videos of Prof. Clemmons as much as the next guy, but I'd be really interested in seeing the more 'unique' patients in the sanitarium, those who are truly insane, even if they might not have been when they got there.
Check out the “room 333” video then
These were the most relaxing hand movements in all of the ASMR content, Uncle E! Great appreciation from Russia!
37:25 - Anyone else get 'The Cabin' reference when he burns the finger on the candle?
A friend of mine knows I'm a huge Lovecraft fan and linked me your Old One Under The Bed video one night when I couldn't sleep...
Needless to say, you have been helping me sleep for about 2 months now.
Thank you so much for all you do for the insomniacs of the world!
Good evening (for me), Mister ER. I would like to tell you that I love your Channel, and that I have been a sub since the start of 2015. I have seen so many things on here and it makes me so relaxed! I would like to make a video suggestion: Can you maybe make like a layered sounds video with some soft/inaudible whispers and some soft sounds. I think that would be an amazing video!
I couldn't tell you how many times I've watched this video it's one of my favorite overall asmr videos ever. Rift is an absolute genius I hope he sees this, I've admired his work for years
9:01 is where thumbnail starts
10:36 where the best trigger happens ever
It seems the Crawling Chaos' disguise grows weak as he holds it for extended periods of time. I wonder who will see him when the illusion breaks and his true visage cannot be hidden.
I'm waiting for that comment about Roblox roleplay to appear.
done. look up
@@doma7572 lol
Meanwhile roblox are lame, shit, dumbass, overrated and losing popularity and minecraft is better than roblox
it would be interesting if ER had a character that gave you something and as the video went on it become more and more incomprehensible/weird as the drug kicked in
I'm fascinated by the Rift World but I wish I could stay awake long enough to fi
Something seemed really off about the video for the first couple of seconds, but then it hit me. This is the first time I've seen the professor in colour!
I think Professor Clemmons merged with an entity while on his expedition exploring ruins he told us about or while traveling through a rift. He seems more human and natural sometimes, whereas sometimes it seems that the entity (Nyarlathotep?) is in control. They both seem to have the same goal, they just seem to act a little differently. Perhaps Clemmons has been transformed into a sort of immortal character due to this merging?
I love the effort you put into these videos. A whole dress up and story with props and everything for a simple mic check. You truly are a blessing, Uncle E.
i would tell you how i went through surgery last sunday and that this is nice timing for a video like this but i think this comment section is meant for memes. oh well
Doran's Blade hope your surgery went well! hopes to a quick recovery
ER consistently killing it. God tier microphone my friend.
Thanks for helping me through this month. It's always appreciated. You're crazy talented
Video begins at 0:00
You'll Thank me later
Sir Seventh no i won't.
Sir Seventh hehe funny joke
ty
Bitch I’ll thank you now
OMG SO THANKFUL U ARE A GOD NOT EVEN ALBERT EINSTEIN DIDN’T KNOW THAT (that’s a compliment btw)
As always I highly appreciate the Professor's rather hands-on approach to medicine.
Stop scrolling the comments and close your eyes.
Ryu NEVER VIVA LA REVOLUTION
Ryu okk
genius
no
I dont usually listen to ASMR with headphones in because sleeping with them in is weird and makes my ears feel strange in the morning, but i popped them in and as soon as ER started whispering into each ear singularly I swear I felt him exhale into my ear and got hella tingles immediately. Overall satisfaction rank: a solid 10/10
I love the fact that it takes 3 HOURS TO CUT A TAPE
The tape right at the start made for some great tingles, please add it to your kit in future videos!
TAKE THE DAMN CAP OFF THAT SODA ALREADY MY TINGLES ARE ON FIRE
Pouring the 'orange drink' into the IV bag gave me MAJOR tingles. Thought I was going to start dribbling :D Great work!
Sanitarium - give me chill
Sanitarium - just tingle alone
Welcome Home!
if this is secretly a test of actual new audio stuff, like a mic, it sounds very crisp. good stuff.
3:15 my sleep paralysis demon trying to come out of my possessed body to claim a new victim by a mere handshake
. .
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, ,
Me: (gives handshake)
That fellow gentleman, who's an alternate (from the Mandela Catalog): 3:15
Me: well shi-
Tingles galore. Wonderful hand movements. Always so creative! 34:30 stress removal movement - GOLDEN!
Dang, sound so good i thought my right speaker was broken at first
As usual the quality of your videos shines through! Keep up with the great work!
"Ah, you're awake"
I DONT WANT TO BE, ITS 3:09 AM AND I CANT SLEEP.
Nice to see the professor again. He always helps me sleep.
Hey this looks like the young Professor Clemmons before Margaret's accident.
Your investment into a new microphone has paid off. The sounds are sharper and crisper, which makes for a more immersive experience. 👍🏼😊
Did he just fucking pour soda in my IV bag
This new audio setup is sounding great. First time I've gotten tingles from your video for a long time!
great now i have sunkist flowing threw my viens just what i always wanted
This is the first ever ASMR video that *actually* made me tingle. GG, Mr Rift.
I was waiting for the IV to explode
That orange soda fizzling sound is the most triggering sound I have ever heard in my life. Amazing video.
I literally just stopped everything I was doing to watch this...
Francis Carolina Hernandez lmfao me too
Francis Carolina Hernandez I was about to go to sleep... well... perfect on time! xD
Oh forgive me, it's *NYARLATHOTEP* (fake cough)
Oh geez, Professor Clemons! Did the food get to you again?
Wait, aren't those Professor Clemmons' old hands. Didn't he have an injured pinky at one point? Or am I tripping?
You know an ASMRtist is good when they make you fall asleep when you don't want to. Come home from a long day of work, wanting to play some dark souls, see rift uploaded and decide to watch like 15-20 minutes of it, end up waking up 4 hours later
Why do I get the sense that professor Clemmons would be the ideal bad guy for a FarCry game?
Jason Dimitratos That'd be awesome
Can you imagine the bad guy monologue and behind him hearing the Arkham Sanitarium failed experiments screaming in pain and agony while he explains to you that science requires sacrifice.
I really enjoy your videos, especially that you add a story to them. Thank you for making them and I look forward to more!
Am I awake?
CigarASMR if you wrote that comment then probably
poi fontica elo ir konn
Am i alive?
CigarASMR Is this the real life?
Or is this just fantasy?
I hecking love all of the roleplay videos Rift makes
Haven't finished it yet,heck I've barely even started but I already love it! Love from Ireland ✌💖
Shóna Fitzgerald love from America
This was my first visit to the sanitarium. 6 years later I’m still here.
i mean it's not like they can let you leave or anything
im watching rift while im high lol
Samî wrong
That my friend, is a fun thing to do lol
vore machine is the tingle stronger
Hello, fellow mellow fellow.
Charles Klass Depends on the person. Some don't get tingles when high, others (like myself) tingle into the fifth dimension while high.
Ah, Clemmons, always with the otherworldly charm. good to see the professor again
Have you ever considered doing a video based on the holders series? I could see you doing an awesome holder of legion or holder of the end
Anthony Bailey Omg I never thought of that but that's such a good idea
That out burst at the beginning scared the crap out of me
Highly suave eyebrow-lift at 33:52
The air that comes out of your soft speaking is something so characteristic of you, Uncle E you're very triggering
what new equipment did you acquire? i am looking into upgrading myself and the sound quality of these new mics is insane!
The Snailboi 6000 super Microphone
Really needed Professor Clemmons today...
3:15
"Nyarlathotep is an Outer God from the Lovecraft mythos.
Nyarlathotep differs from the other deities in the Mythos in a number of ways. Most of the Outer Gods are exiled to the stars, like Yog-Sothoth and Azathoth, and most of the Great Old Ones are sleeping and dreaming like Cthulhu; Nyarlathotep, however, is active and frequently walks the Earth in the guise of a human being, usually a tall, slim, joyous man. He has "a thousand" other forms and manifestations, most reputed to be quite horrific and sanity-blasting.
Most of the Outer Gods have their own cults serving them; Nyarlathotep seems to serve these cults and take care of their affairs in the other Outer Gods' absence. Most Outer Gods use strange alien languages, while Nyarlathotep uses human languages and can easily pass for a human being if he chooses to do so. Finally, most of them are all-powerful yet evidently without clear purpose or agenda, yet Nyarlathotep seems to be deliberately deceptive and manipulative, and even uses propaganda to achieve his goals. In this regard, he is probably the most human-like among the Outer Gods.
Nyarlathotep enacts the will of the Outer Gods, and is their "messenger, heart and soul"; he is also the servant of Azathoth, whose fitful, spastic wishes he immediately fulfills. Unlike the other Outer Gods, spreading madness is more important and enjoyable than death and destruction to Nyarlathotep. It is suggested by some that he will destroy the human race and possibly the earth as well."
*Well shit.*
Humanity: haha we're all in danger
I watched this video for 6 times now, but I keep falling asleep. I want to finish it goddammit!
YES I COULD USE SOME SPECIAL FLUIDS UNCLE E
ZZZZZZZZZZ the Grand Poobah of asmr does it again
3:45.
Rift how do you do it man! youve always been great at humor + asmr. I love your style