Alien Reports Home About Human Ingenuity | ASMR
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- čas přidán 27. 06. 2024
- An alien transmits a message back to its distant home world about some of the magnificent marvels of human invention.
00:00:00 Begin Transformation
00:00:50 Begin Transmission
00:03:01 The Top Secret Mission
00:17:14 The Source of Human Ingenuity
00:19:10 Human Invention 1
00:21:30 Human Invention 2
00:24:05 Human Invention 3
00:26:23 Human Invention 4
00:30:35 Human Invention 5
00:33:04 Human Invention 6
00:38:12 Human Invention 7
00:43:30 Human Invention 8
00:46:00 Human Invention 9
00:49:17 Human Invention 10
00:52:32 Human Invention 11 (and 12)
00:58:04 Human Invention 13
01:02:26 Human Invention 14
01:04:24 Human Invention 15
01:07:20 Human Invention 16
01:09:24 Human Invention 17
01:12:12 Human Invention 18
01:15:58 Ending the Transmission
01:19:17 Eldritch Artifact
01:20:29 Human Invention 19
01:21:29 Human Invention 20
01:22:25 Human Invention 21
01:23:26 Ending the Transformation
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If ER did come out as an actual alien, I don't think anyone would be all that surprised.
ER phone home
"Tool of self defense"-tabufala
Starseed
I would be surprised if he is not an alien.
Aged like wine
If aliens wanted to test human intelligence I can promise you they wouldn't abduct ME.
you always need a control group i suppose
😂
I would be an New experiment all together
They would just hover over me fr
But they will subscribe to ER
The lore drop that this video serves as is insane. He really knows how to tie absolutely everything together
Love the idea that his transition from nature asmr to his current style is because of him being taken over by an alien
DEEPEST LORE
I'm fairly new to this channel and have no idea what is going on, but I'm relaxed, so I'm here for it 🤷♀️
he's got a whole universe of lore. the Rift Verse.
welcome to the rift verse, friend :)
It's the greatest, welcome to our Uncle E fan club
You’re gonna love it
Welcome. And yes, this type of content is normal LOL
It's nice to see Gnortz branching out into other video genres.
This is what he does when he's not chillin with Vinny.
at this point I can see the crossover happening lol
*gnorts (it’s supposed to be spelled “strong” but backwards)
I can sleep easy knowing that Bic pens are universal and used by aliens too.
Ah yes, Gnorts, mr Alien
Your human disguise looks vaguely familliar. Like an old friend/favorite-est patient of mine.
Sounds like something a fishmen/deep one would day
ethan hawke if he went looking for a deep sea creature on a little boat and got sucked into the abyss
I was told that he was the only agent on Earth, i could possibly be misinformed, though.
With all the news about aliens recently, it would be amazing if they just turned out to be the harbingers of tingles!
they turned out to be 🍰
ASMRtists are just aliens
Hearing an alien describe something as "scrunchy" makes me feel good inside and I don't know why
Probably because it’s cute asf.
Autismo
@@ligma212 your mother.
@@LuckyArceus matismo
Stunads
I love how the aliens refer to their spacecraft as an IFO - an _identified_ flying object. 😂🤣
Jokes aside, this alien suit looks so freaking awesome ngl
I think he dropped info about where he gets his masks and stuff from a while ago... like a LONG time ago when he was first starting to do this kind of content. They are really high quality as you can see, so they are quite expensive...
I wonder if the costume has a strap on probe
@@NotoriousSRGEXCUSE ME???
NO! *BONKS you on the noggin*
Everyone's laughing about ER being an alien until he deletes this video then uploads an apology saying he uploaded this video to the wrong place
oh uncle e
I find everything that the alien describes to sound so cute and innocent, I can't.
1:19:17 It's back again, and I can rest easy once more. Thank you for bringing back my favorite trigger.
I don't even question if this is lore or real life anymore.
*don’t
was typing on phone XD. thanks tho@@LuckyArceus
I love this little alien guy, I hope they succeed in all their alien ways. Even if it includes dominating earth.
[Violet]: I am an alien, Me and my team are just trying to save the universe from -ÛPŠ1D3DØWÑ-. He is always trying to do something crazy. We are not dominating earth, Ever
@@MrPlunger777is bro tryna roleplay in CZcams comments?
Can't be worse than current management.
@@MCSorryit’ll most likely be just as bad 😂
In this universe aliens are literally capable of traveling through space(-time?), yet are dumbfounded by concepts such as pencils and hats. How did they reach such a level of technology?
I mean, there's no reason to assume an alien species has to follow the same technological path as ours. They could have developed photographic memory at an early evolutionary state so they wouldn't have had the need to invent any kind of writing utensils. A thicker/sturdier skin would also make hats and umbrellas unnecessary.
@@SteveDice21hats could be for looks, and umbrellas are for not getting clothing wet
@@aguyonyt1 It's possible their society is built differently and fashion isn't important, removing the need for vanity. Maybe being wet is a good thing. There are so many factors that go into it
@@ISTHATAJOJOSREFERENCE theyre not compaining about having dry clothes on tho
YES, HE'S BACK! I MISSED YOU TAPUFALA
I think it’s spelled tabufula. 😅
Oh 😅
@asuicuneontheobx823well that’s quite rude
@@atongulg9128but not inaccurate
@@galacticdiamondz6425I think I got that one
Love the alien vids. The transition in the beginning wasn't bad 😂
First time seeing an alien in a cozy sweater and I like it.
I seriously can't take seeing an alien pull out a literal assault rifle out of nowhere seriously.
Putting comedy into his videos is one of his strong points. 😅
Only now did I see someone mention it, I was suprised
Yes!! I loved the last Alien video you made and this one looks to be just as good! Thank you Uncle E!
but collector, you ARE an alien!
Took him long enough to do a face reveal
"the greatest sign of intelligent life in the universe is that it's never tried to contact us." - Calvin and Hobbes
Gonna be honest I was getting worried since Rift hasn’t dropped a character vid in a while
Then he drops this absolute heater🔥🔥🔥
I get my masks from the same place you do, and I gotta say, MAD respect for tolerating the heat in those things as long as you do with a FULL BEARD AND LONG HAIR. I rock a mohawk and a shaven face, and I still overheat after an hour in my goblin mask. You're a trooper
Drop the site name, or place name? 😮
The cable knit sweater really ties this all together for me 🤌
finally !! I've been eagerly awaiting the return of tabufala, and here it is, it was worth it
That transition in the beginning tripped me out😂 I smoked some weed and it’s like 2:30am, I blinked and you were an alien 👽
Woa. This is like out of this world that he used his old videos as reference for story. Pretty cool!
Great video as always rift, thanks again!
The ability to tie a nature video from like 10 years ago into the ERU lore is genius storytelling.
Theres something about Aliens wearing sweaters like this that just makes so much sense for no reason
i think this is the best quality of an alien sighting video
I'd like to think that ER didn't even check the footage and just assumed that he was recording an asmr video and uploaded it
Thank you so much Mr rift. I've been watching and falling asleep consistently to your videos for a couple of years now. Thank you for all your efforts and amazing imagination. Love from the 🇬🇧 😊😊
So glad to see this “Tebufala” character back. This guy is by far my favorite of all your acts. Keep doing more, please!
This would be a great running series! Thank you for your endless creativity!
Damn that human disguise was so realistic!
Underrated comment
Yeah! He's back! I've watched the previous alien video repeatedly, I can't wait to watch this one!
Flawless transition Uncle E 😂🙌
I have the pen from the thumbnail picture - I think it’s from Bic and it’s pretty ok for a multicolour ballpoint pen. Not as smooth as a gel pen but good enough.
Thank you for this info
it is the best doodling tool imo!
This was out of this world🤫 very good idea for a role play I might have to do something like this!
it's not a role play anymore,rifts been attacked by tha aliens😱
you should make an entire fucking universe, and connect it all together after a few years (minimum 2) with a completely new part. heck, maybe it can even become an ARG
I love this!!! Part 2 would be cool!!
This is great! You should do a video where an Alien tries to explain human society and how bad and primitive it is.
[Violet]: Hey dude, Even I’m an alien and I don’t think humans are primitive
That's all we need, bring politics into a video made to help us relax lol
@@wandrin2925 ER already does videos like that, besides, in this context it would be a funny video about an alien's basic and sometimes flawed understanding of human society
@@wandrin2925if you watch ER, that wouldn’t be new lol. He makes it fun.
bro chill, some people are horrible and selfish yes but at the vast majority of us are and compassionate and caring and do want to make the world better. hopelessness is your enemy, not your community.
i emailed this to NASA and SETI and NASA got back to me saying to not show this to anyone because of national security, and they are shocked by this footage
Finally, some “normal” rift content
What a great ASMR CZcamsr, I sure hope he doesn’t destroy his career in the next 2 weeks.
Did a alien just pull out a AK?💀💀
Chuckled a bit when you took out the brain... Love this video, such fantastic worldbuilding!
you know after watching this again and looking through some of the comments. im suprised NO ONE mentioned the long hair stuck to the alien masks eye the entire video. a testiment to how relaxed this makes us for not noticing unless we really looked
I swear to god ER is creative as heck with his asmr videos.
I never would've expected an alien talking about human ingenuity as an asmr. Real creative.
Thank you Gnortz very cool 👍
mr alien, you've had a strand of hair stuck to your right eye for the whole hour
No?
@@LuckyArceusSTOP MAN
Dude i freaking love the alien videos
Love these videos
As always a wonderful video Uncle E
I love how bizzare you are & how you let yourself be yourself.
Creativity jesus is back at it again
the jungle tryant Yharim approves of this video.
Hey uncle Rift! Loved this vid! I’d love to see a revisit to those solving lock combination videos!
You deserve all the subscribers in the world❤
"it has been 12 years since I crash-landed on Earth-"
Ephemeral Rift's channel says he joined CZcams in 2011. AKA twelve years ago
The continuity... it hurts...
Another work of art uncle Rift
Love this character, glad to see them make a return.
Keep up the good work 👍👍
Hey, love your videos ! The ones that I like the most are the guessing random things about you! Can you make an other one please?
I love these type of videos.
one of my favourite characters in the multiverse. love 'em with the top, bottom, front, back and sides of my heart. :)
Great Scott!
He is back!!!! Yess i love this char
Why does his finger look like an...
Thank you for existing pal
When you said 12 years but put up 6 fingers, holy I was crying laughing 🤣 that killed me idk why
The transformation was actually surprising good
Lmfao if aliens were this amazed by spoons and peanut butter I wouldn’t be too worried about them
i would carry exactly 23 peanut butter jars and spoons on me if i met aliens
Just in time for a good night sleep, thanks uncle❤❤
Love the character!
This man is an artist
i have no clue why i like these alien vids lol
been a while since the last ERU vid, nice!
Despite not having as massive of an intellect, human being really are brilliant. Such amazing inventions
have a great day Zabufala, thanks for coming to visit us again.
Imagine next video is like 'help! An alien has been controlling me for 12 years'
this comment aged almost as good as wine
i can't believe Rift has been an alien all these years!
quite exciting news! 👽
I know in many videos you said you don't like praise but your videos are so good and you got me into hp lovecraft so thank you
I always knew ephemeral rift was an alien. Good to know he confirmed it in this video
Can we PLEASE have a part 2 of this
thank you!
This guy is Awesome
Love the alien characters Rift!
I noticed the alien says he doesn’t experience ASMR when he’s talking to his colleagues, but when he’s talking to the abducted human in the previous video, he says he experiences it. Deceptive little fellow, isn’t he.
Can’t trust him/them!
@@EphemeralRiftthis is all a part of your alien lore. The whole controversy isn’t it?
@@Cocisthebest142Doubtful
@@TransNobody no it’s not. It’s most likely than him just being that wild
@@Cocisthebest142 Would he really go to the point of being cancelled?
me grasping my 12 gauge as I see ER trying to disguise himself as a human
Thanks bro.
Amazing
Very good trigger discipline on the ack 47 it’s called that because it’s the 47 version of it.
As a transdimensional shape-shifting being I can appreciate this video.
“THE PEN” 😂😂😂46:42
Aliens: human ingenuity is amazing
Him: (pulls out a ak-45)
It nice see him transform ☺️
My main my Rift coming in clutch right when I need him as always. 💓