Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 563 w/ Brian Simpson
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Come on Mark, don't be stingy! Tom Segura and Christina P start this episode of Your Mom's House by listening to one of their favorite recent fan songs, a tribute to the Mousepad Cool Guy. They discuss the Netflix reality series "Love on the Spectrum" that they've become obsessed with, and then look at some cool videos from a CZcamsr named Dhar Mann. They discuss Nadav's new haircut, Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz moving to Texas, and revisit Ed Asner's cool guy lookalike. They wrap up the solo segment by playing a round of Horrible or Hilarious?
Brian Simpson is a stand-up comedian and host of the "BS" podcast. He joins the main mommies to discuss his stages of quarantine, his quarantine purchases, and give advice to mommies that had written in. He is introduced to the Ed Asner cool guy, the doll walker, Dhar Mann, and watches some of Christina's TikTok curations. They wrap up by watching a viewer-submitted parody of the Mousepad Cool Guy featuring Bert Kreischer.
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Watching before Nadav deletes this
It looks like he already deleted his hair, can't even get that right...
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u can comment this on any video and it will still be amazing (until nadav deletes it ofc)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hi mommies. I was afk for some time so could someone please tell me where can I find footage of Nadav getting his head shaved? I assume that it happened on-camera. Thanks, keep them high and, well, you know :)
"Nadav Is Gambling" slaps so hard. 🤣
"C'mon Mark don't be stingy" is an absolute hall of fame soundbite.
I wish we could see Mark
Howard M. Burgers my best friend, Mark, is a big fan of YMH, I text him to not be stingy at least once a week now. Thanks Ed Asner!
“I get it dad, you’re Mexican”
Exact same way I forgave my dad as a kid for not showing any emotional love or support😂
It all depends on how much worse their dad was 😂
Christina: "Anywhere outside L.A. isn't L.A."
I contacted every scientist i know, and her math checks out.
Nick Thompson it’s just like when you’re Puerto Rican, you’re just Puerto Rican. Shit checks out
But then she said that Texas isn’t a southern state which is pretty far from checking out
@@face-plant4706 also said what about the south after talking about florida lol... that doesnt check out either considering thats as far south as you can get.. literally.
yeah your right the numbers add up!
You sir . Are a genius
The fact that Nadavs hair went unaddressed for so long straight up kills me
i just noticed it now WTF LMAO
Holy shit just look over to see friar tuck on the screen my knees were weak lmao
Did they ever address him having the black eye? I remember Nadav saying he'd let Tom punch him
@@anthonymason2071 it's a bit
43:22 FOR NADAV IS GAMBLING
"It's a super chill year for black people" the hardest I've laughed I sounded like steveo
“C’mon, Mark. Don’t be stingy.”- Ed Asner 2020
He's got my vote
I want it, I want it right now
Where can you see the ed Asner video?
@@sirrobert23 rightnowrightnowrightnowrightnowrightnow
Nadav would get straight A's if Tom stopped making him so anxious with his harsh tone and started to address him in a calm and creepy manner instead. Step up Tom and be the well rounded Father you were meant to be.
@@sidejunk No they just air all of his mistakes. It's a very toxic loose jean work environment
He should just stop fucking up and pull his jeans higher
This is Nadav isn't it
That should be a dar mann video
At least Betty kryystler apologized and made up with him.
The best part is when Christine gets upset: "I hate it" "I hate it" lolol
I lost it was crying when she said that
Do you like salt or pepper?
It's a year later, and that's still the worst part of every episode. Makes me want to rage. Ok, cool, you hate it, turn you head. Everyone else wants to watch this demented shit.
One of the counselors started playing those videos in rehab and I almost had to leave the room because I was laughing so hard.
😆
I initially thought that “dhar man” rude restaurant clip was from “love on the spectrum” lol
Me too!
"Excuse me, those scars on your face make it even more difficult for me to determine your emotions..."
I'm glad to know I'm not the only one.
I started love on the spectrum because I stopped watching the podcast and didn’t see the end of the clip with dhar mans outro
hahahahahahahahahahaha...yes
Christina: “This is really poor writing... also, I love the Madea movies...”
Oh Lurrrrrrrrrrrd
So, you see?
Daniel Gilliland lurt 😂
this shit is infinitely better than madea
R/whoosh
"MY SON'S ON THE COVER A MAGAZINE...." TOOK ME OUT 🤣
I am not sure what kind of car Nadav drives, but I think it would look even better with one of those blue parking passes dangling from his mirror.
Nadav strikes me as a Prius guy. Not sure why but he does
Taylor Scott Oh you know he leases it too...
A Handi-Tok Parking Pass? He’s sure earned one
No prius. Is too fancy. Corolla for sure
I would give him mine, but I’m afraid he’ll eat it
The look of pain in Nadav’s eyes during the hair reveal...*chefs kiss*
Simp
Do the mommies get paid by Netflix for plugging all their shows
Michael Kok time stamp?
@@BlammoGerThey actually watch Netflix. Nobody watches that many hours of Tiger King and a bunch of dating shows for the sake of plugging it. Love on the Spectrum is particularly good.
@@bradhinton3245 A lot of other comedians also have specials on Netflix but they do not promote the shitty shows in every podcast episode. Rogan has a Netflix specials and never talks about their reality shows! The mommies have turned into gold diggers
My niece wanted me to see some videos she’s being shown at school and when I tell you I almost passed out laughing when they were Dahr Mann videos 😂😂 holy shit I had to come back to this episode 😂😂😂😂😭
Their genuine amazement at the air fryer lmao. Tom's like "wtf are you saying to me right now"
Nadav looks like he belongs in a Seinfeld episode 😂 and that gambling song is amazing!
Seinfeld* but you right lol
ASAP Perry spelling off memory for a show I haven’t seen in over 20 years lol but at least I am not the only one thinking he belongs on the show.
In all fairness to Blueban his dedication is amazing.
Lee couldn’t agree more
@@mattnara4917 *amaze
Lol
We need a “C’mon Mark, don’t be stingy!” t-shirt asap
Travis Bishop if I had to guess you could probably find it on ymh subreddit
Travis Bishop 1:31:00
Some weirds things about Dhar Mann videos:
1. Dhar Mann himself is a convicted felon for fraud and has run a scam online beauty school claiming to be legitmate when it wasn't. Defrauded thousands.
2. All comments on Dhar Mann videos are completely positive and wholesome. Weird considering the amount of forums and videos mocking them. Most likely is monitoring and deleting comments.
3. Audience is very young and many of the accounts have videos so there is a sizable audience that watches his videos and are not just fake viewers (although more on that in a sec). Furthermore, he is huge on facebook thanks to the facebook algorithm which pushes the videos on people's feed. (helps explain why certain videos have literally 10s of millions of views).
4. Socialblade stats are BIZARRE. His subscriber count goes up 10k for two consecutive days repsectfully. Then a day of nothing and the cycle repeats. Before august the subscriber count went up everyday and was mostly 10k with a few 20k peppered in. Since august it's had this exact pattern though. I would think there would be some variation and I might be looking a little to deep into this. But it's possible he is using bots to inflate subscriber count and maybe even view-count though this may not be necessary considering the amount of circulation these videos receive. After all knowing his past I wouldn't put it past him.
So yeah all in all very strange and highly suspect.
Rogan has money, he'll build his own Comedy Club.
The pictures of the studio in Texas being built look crazy.
my thoughts exactly
"My son's on the cover of a maaagazeeeene?" Dude turned into a telescope...and started changing lives.
She went down to the mountain
@@capnbroozyxl9928 To Wagner Drive apartment 2C..
Nadav walked into the barber and asked for the "George Costanza" LMAO
Hey man, I think you should audition for a Dhar Mann video
@Not Mick Blotters You're assuming Dhar Man isn't a super genius who knows exactly what he's doing.
That mousepad song is a genuine jam
Every time I watch these two together... him making her smile. I need that.
I'd rather have a kid with Cs on his report card than one who spills juice all over the damn house
My kid spills drink, its green.
It goes hand in hand bud
Comment of the year
Lmao I was a D student
@@BurntToast422 I appreciate the Chappelle reference. Sugar, water, purple.
Better not be stingy this episode. I got my Delta White mouse pad out and ready.
Did it just come in the mail today?
Are you Russian?
Jason Superior no bro I’m Jewish
The one from www.amazon.com??
How much did you pay for it though?
Do not fire Nedav. He’s paid his dues with that haircut.
@@josephbritton6010 Sounds like Stockholm syndrome at that point
Here after nadav leaving episode
Anyone else start watching Love on the Spectrum and actually really LOVE it? It's so pure and sweet. I can't get enough.
Brian has solidified himself as a hall of fame guest
When did Louis CK join your moms house? And where’s Nadav?
LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣
hahahaha
1:44:33 The look on Brian’s face when watching the hybrid star children video is absolutely the perfect way to react to what’s being said
"You Mexican, I get it..." hahahaha this hit home and almost spit out my coffee.
Tom: “Here’s a clip from the show
Clip: “Come on Mark, don’t be stingy” 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"Oh-Oh, this is gonna be good, ugh, oh- Ughhh.."
Best believe I’m coming up there in may
Are the mommies getting paid by Netflix to promote their shows?
Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ - Nadav looks like George Costanza with that new hairstyle lmaoooo
SPOT ON!!!!! SHRINKAGE!!!!!
The jerk store just called
Vandaleh industries!!!!!
He's an importer/exporter
Now I can’t unsee it.
that was one of the best episodes ever. I allmost pissed myself holding in the laughter at my office. this shit was so high and thight
Brian is by far the best guest I’ve listened to/watched! That dude cracks me up. He should come on every month at least
When Tom hit the "c'mon Mark don't be stingy" drop I had chest pains 😂😳
I died ahahahhaha
When they started playing "Nadav is Gambling" I shot Coke Cola out of my nose..
The mommies in their late forties and just heard about an air fryer🤦♂️ bruh
I started watching Dating on the Spectrum after hearing you both talk about it. It's so good! Thanks!
Charo is one HHHundred percent exiting the live show within 20 minutes
Tom: We should move to Florida and get new staff!
Nadav & Enny: O_O
41:16
Love how you guys are going the Stern route and having a long show with guests and bits.
I really like thaaat👍
How have I never heard of Brian before? He's the funniest guest you've ever had
Omfg, Nadav going full George Costanza shows his dedication.
Then get told hes easily replaceable lol
GEORGE COSTANZA LOL
Nadav’s skullet has me in tears laughing
I legit screamed when they first showed it 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌
I’m not sure the gambling thing is a joke anymore tho. On the one hand, they’re great at pulling off these skits, on the other hand... Nadav is gambling
It's been shaved! I just saw nadav bold on Bert's story lol
It's not too bad
Looks like George Costanza
We need nadav is googling shirts with a loading wheel
Brian Simpson is a gem !! Looking forward to seeing more of him brothers !!!
I agreed with him on everything....😂👍
I can't believe they got Ron Howard to produce this episode!
i love the part at 51:20 when tom is so excited to drop the "Come on mark don't be stingy" I love how much joy he gets out of sharing it.
The best part is Brian ripping Nadav and also his reaction to Ed Asner 😂😂
LUV keep on climbing Sir and Mrs
Nadav is just hilarious, honestly adds so much to the show
Blueban,we all love & appreciate you.no need to comment on the videos you produce.
Not at all
A real hooknose quality
Nadav do good.
Then deletes it...
Nadav wasn’t stingy with the manscaped to the dome. Laughed so hard at that 😂
My family has used 7 airfryers in the past year because we used it so much. Like it’s the best creation of all times
This podcast is seriously fun and makes me want to tune in to the next episode.
Guys I’m starting to think Christina is from Hungary
They might be her tribe
What makes you think that?
Hungary, Canadia
You talkin eastern bloc?
Do you know if she's in therapy?
I was going to walk my doll but i guess we will just listen to this now
🤣🤣🤣
Oh no
Came back to this one because the most recent Brian Simpson appearance was 🔥🔥🔥 and wow 2020 was the the most artarded year I think I will ever have lived through in my life.
this opening song just brought so much joy to my day :D
Is “Nadav is Gambling” on Spotify yet? Need it for my workout playlist
soundcloud Grass Kingdoms
43:38 The joy on Tim's face when he realizes he's listening to Nadav get shot, priceless.
Hey ive been watching these Dhar Mann videos with my friends for 6 months now for laughs, yous have got to watch the best ones: Rich Man in Rolls Royce and Rude Bartender Humiliates Poor Woman, absolute gems
Loveeee ymh you literally feel like your apart of the conversation it’s so much fun
Someone: *exists*
Christina: “Are they on the spectrum maybe?”
Christina totally is.
John Blough maybe. I think she wants to be.
*persons from Europe*. Christina: thAts mY tRibE
Miles she can spot an eastern blocker from a mile away
I’m autistic and the Russian Jewish guy is definitely on the spectrum
Dhar Man's actual eyebrows look like the tattoo removal juggalo over the eyebrow tatts
I mean, so does the headshot they chose for Christine on the live podcast promo material.
I'm surprised they didnt even mention them
That’s where I recognized them from!
Brian is a chill ass dude, perfect guest for this show
Im always stunned by how impressive the fan made songs are for YMH it makes you proud to be a mommy.
That first cut to nadav made my day. How glorious it was to behold. Well done sir, well done. X
The Vids in the beginning are used in rehabs and in therapy to "teach" people how to act right. Love this Pod.
TOM F'N ROCKS
What kinda rehabs and therapy are you going to??
Rehabilitation? If you need to watch these videos there is no habilitation to put your Re on.
Must be alot of tik toks in rehab
Like the great Ron White says, "You can't fix stupid."
Just bought a ticket to the show. Srsly cant wait! So cool you guys are doing it and only ten bucks is a steal. I'll be there! :)
Tom's videos are physical torture, Christina's are psychological torture-- she's the real psycopath
Tbh I'm in for both, does that make me a complete psycho or just a well-rounded person? 😂🤷🏻♂️
@@birdette79 a well rounded psychopath
Tom and Push learning about an air fryer is like when Eminem learned that the internet had free porn.
Well that sent me into a half hour rabbit hole. That was interesting!
How have y’all not started making your own YMH Delta White mousepads?
Seems like you and Bert ignore the same legality issues
Delta White bust boy pads
27:57 Dhar Mann really had him put “son” in the contacts 😂😂😂
Tina's tok's were on point this week.
This guy just said “come on Eileen” to the burn lady 🤯
Dexys Midnight Runners do not approve of that guy.
Nadal finally looks correct for his age.
LMAO
Two thumbs down. Don’t ever disrespect the owner of fucci gang
It's Nadaav, from his look he's from Israel, obviously. -Karen
Jon Deneen Janet, friend of Karen most certainly approves
please delete your age-phobe comment. I am offended
I love how much Brian cracks them up. Funny dude.
That Akira shirt is amazing!
next shirt"come on Mark don't be stingy"
How did Christina manage to avoid saying eastern blocker??
She threw in enough "my tribe" comments to make up for it
@@thestraydog I also found out this episode that she had a shitty foreign mom. Did you guys know that???
That meowing man video was hilarious 🤣
This is one of my favorite episodes. Going over the bullshit opener clip and then brians advice always has me cackling and people look at me like im a fucking psycho. I fucking love it
Christine’s disdain for anywhere but LA is really endearing. She’s so likable
But then she says she loves all the places tommy mentioned and would move there haha
Meanwhile everybody is leaving LA 😂
Shows her true colors
Trueeed colorrrrs thats why i love you
her horrible instincts at 1:37:40 is a perfect example of why she's annoying on the show
The delta white mousepad song actually sounds really good though
14:37 Oh dang he told Eileen to Come On......
Oh PLEASE move to Washington! You'd LOVE it!
respect a man wearing an Akira shirt - an anime about the end of the world that happens in 2020 during the Tokyo Olympics
When I was a wee child I found an uncut version of Akira in the local library VHS shelves. Shitdicks know how it got in there, but my mom loaned it out for me. Scarred me for a good few years.
Been looking all over for that shirt, its a must cop
Yeah dude. That shirt is so fucking rad!
@@shanedorey2000 I found it on vapor95 . com under "graphic tees"
@@dennisdamenace55 nice! Thanks bud!
WE need the: "Sally, do you like you life?" lesson!!! PLEASE make it happen.
The fact Brian watches Guga makes me so happy
Boulder is rad! Come live in the mountain cities with us! Excited for you guys.
Christina: let's move to Toronto
Also Christina: I don't like snow
I think she might be right when she said she might be autistic
"This Christina... is she on the spectrum?"
@@VideoNozoki This is Christina, she is on the spectrum.
We all are silly .... in our own special way. 😋👍
@Baracuss uhhh hundred percent
She must be annoying as hell to watch shows with.
“Nadav is gambling” song made my day
You guys bee- boppin to that song was beautiful!
Oh my god the naked Brent mouse pad. I absolutely lost it 😂😂😂
Just wanted to let everyone know, that I am in fact, not Russian
Yeah, whatever you say Jew.
How much did that bayonetta poster cost you?