Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 575 w/ Pauly Shore
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GOOD MORNING MY OVER 18 JEANS! Tom Segura and Christina P start this episode of YMH by discussing damaged girls, and Tom's experiences with them. They watch a white Black Lives Matter activist explain his use of big words, a prank in which a dude lights his friend on fire, a guy that can crack his peener, The King's message to Christina, a cool women's football coach, a guy that sounds just like Leo and more! They also discuss TikTok superstar Doggface, and respond to listener emails regarding prison pen pals and familial brown smells.
Pauly Shore is an actor, comedian, and filmmaker. He joins Tom and Christina to discuss traveling to Israel and Moscow, living in Las Vegas, the new Showtime documentary series about the Comedy Store, his time on MTV, and more. He watches a homeless fire hydrant shower, an Australian parking lot fight, a woman trying to get married in Target, and a record number of Christina's TikTok curations.
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Love how Christina brings up Tom’s past lovers then immediately regrets it, every time.
She always brings them up!😂
To be fair, on WMMA she talks quite a bit about her past lovers also
Your doing great content greatness for all
🌋💥🚁
It has to be a bit at this point
Shoutout to everybody out there doing their thing and stuff like that
I'm not 18 yet dont talk to me
@@crazypath573 do your parents know you're listening to a show with mature themes
Where is crazy locs?
@@mintyfone shadowboxing in a target hopefully
@@mintyfone hes still active on his YT channel. Doesn't look too good tho
I love Christina’s lil arm dance during the theme song and the way she tilts her head back and closes her eyes when she laughs haha she’s adorable.
Ennys' original name was Lenny but he don't take no L's
LENNY!
- Arthur Morgan, following proto
Christine 100% has siblings she doesn't know about, Uh 100%.
Oh one hundred percent
Uh 100% I’m dead
I legit found out I have a half brother when I was 18, still never met him, my Dad was a savage lol
🌋💥🚁
@@nicksilver_music dam. U should reach out.
Tht s yout blood. Hell. Does your sibling even know about you.
Did you ever think about, them wanting to meet you but doesnt know how to approach you. Tht is, if they even know about you.
If i had brothers or sisters, id like to at least know about them.
That mic in front of Tom looks awfully phallic....
Tim's head looks awfully phallic
That says more about you than him.
@@nathanjesus6280 whos tim
@@therealOXOC yea, looks like a microphone to me
And the 3 lines on the mic are, of course, marks of the devil
Pauly shore is cool but he was being a little stingy in this episode. His jeans felt low and loose
He sucks.
check the last episode of Church of whats happening now, Coco
@@sonnyjunell4262 I came into this with a really bad impression because of that but was glad he wasn't as bad in this. Dude seems like he just got some shit going on
He has literally never uttered anything funny in his entire life. He became famous because of him mothers business and everyone respects her and doesn’t have the balls to tell Pauly that he’s not a fucking comedian.
super stingy. super bummed about that
How annoyed is Tom with Pauly when he says "hey throw your cans on really quick."
It's Michael Rapaport all over again
When TommyBunz dances to the intro _you know_ he’s coming up in May.
I like this one 😂
who is May?
@Rj K that is where it spits
"Great. More riddles."
When chocolate breakfast shits the bed
Hi to all my queens above 18. Hope you all have a great day.
😂🤣😂🤸🏼♀️👸🏼👑
Get up, put your feet on the floor
Where else would i put them
serious question....is anyone here gonna actually buy that guy's goofy shirt?
@@zakkholguin3942 serious question...you actually think he'll be able to figure out e-commerce?
We all agree that the Holy Grail of this show would be to have Christina's dad live in the studio, right?
I’ll do you one better, Top Dogg AND Christina’s Eastern Blocker father.
@@YourGFsFavoriteBF Got a strong feeling those gentlemen would get along real well
"Pauly Shore gets beheaded in Palestine" is the funniest headline ever
In the news today. POP goes the weasel....
@Hillary Jong-un...yo you a wild one with that pic🤣
Why do Pauly's antisemitic remarks towards Nadav, that break Tom to his core, give me such a warm feeling??
Best part of this podcast
How is it antisemitic? Pauly is half Jewish...
@@Audiofatuation it's still antisemetic even tho he's allowed to lol
@B L ok, I thought he said he learned his dad was. Thanks.
warm and fuzzies because you know its right
we want christinas dad on the show.
Dead men tell no tales.
bert and christinas dad on a night out
Dey ain't be talkin' dese days do'.
Yess!!
Are you a 14 year old boy or a 23 year old lesbian?
Day three of trying to get through this episode. It’s painful.
Same... I'm trying to stay tuned JUST IN CASE Pauly says something funny.
I couldn't make it through his interview on Rogan. Don't think I'm making it through this either.
Yeah pauly is boring
Dude.. Every time they bring up dogface i close it. Fuck dogface
Pauly kinda seemed like a downer, i think the mommy's were trying to amp him up but he wasn't having it.
You can sense the trauma
I think he was too high
Depression is real
Cuz he lame
I tend to avoid Pauly Shore interviews for this reason. I always get a little sad.
I can’t believe Polly tried to say he was a Russian Jew every one knows you can’t do that I love my new mouse pad of delta white
He will forever be the cheese guy from the goofy movie
The leaning tower of cheeeza
CHEEEEDDDAHHHHH. OUUUUUUUU
I'd like to see him behind the scenes making those quotes. But also I kinda don't so I'll never not see the character
RIGHT?! I CAN'T NOT THINK OF THAT MOVIE
Bobby Zimmeruski: “Here, max; guard this with your life, dude.”
Tom didn't understand the tracksuit Robert Pattinson meme and thought that girl was serious. First time satire has gone over his head
Every podcast with Pauly is just him reminiscing about that time he was famous and I don’t remember him at all.
ok millennial...
@@ChasHawk3 Paulie is forgettable across generational boundaries
If you’re under 30 you most likely won’t. His movies hit the scene in the early 90s. He was on MTV in the late 80s and I’m 42 and slightly too young to remember him on that. His movies I loved though.. check out Biodome and Encino Man with Brendan Fraser 😎
@@joelbosso1331 I completely disagree. If you were born in the late 70s through mid 80s, he was a very big star for a chunk of time.
@@ChasHawk3 I fit that demo...he may have had some level of fame but his body of work never resonated with me. But, the documentary he did recently from the road was an excellent look into what it is like to be a road comic
"Oh no, its Bobby Lee" absolutely killed me
Same that was the highlight of a pretty low and loose batch of toks
Shame on that restaurant manager, and his finger!
Which part are you on?
You the man Danny
@@vineshs6916 around 1 hour 53 min
SUNFISH MULLEN
The grand wizard himself Daniel James Brian Mullen
Pauly shore is a super chill dude, I’ve met him several times over the years and a legitimately funny guy ✌🏼. Thanks for putting him on
Gotta love some Pauly. He seems like he’s in a good place and I’m happy for him. Guest House was a fun flick.
Show Pauly where it spits
This is Captain Marcel. My ship went down into the mountains.
I gotta save my sister
Stay hydrated, friends
Did you save your sister? Bye
Pauly looks super healthy and happy. After this I stumbled on his episode with Rogan a few years back and I didn't realize how rough he looked.
Is this the guy that says "It's the leaning tower of Cheeza" in the extremely goofy movie?
Yes
Haven't seen the first one, but I know his character says that in the first one
Christina thinks every angry man just needs a good milking. Maybe she's right.
She pretty much perpetually says women suck and are only good for milking and making babies while simultaneously saying women need to stand up to the man and “put a brick in it” then jokes about rape culture not existing by asking the sexually inexperienced dude in the studio about his experience and saying “see these boys don’t rape”. She’s either truly out of touch or a mastermind. I have loved these two for years (7 years at least) and as time goes on I find it harder to figure out what they actually stand for in this world. They’re meant to make “hahas” but like at some point especially on her other podcast she needs to realize she’s internalized the hate for her mother onto herself and other women.. really seems to hate anything sensitive or feeling. When her boys are old enough to explore their sexuality she better hope they did a solid job educating them because this “I want my son to put a brick in it and not be a p-ssy!” Is the same mentality of dudes who feel so entitled to take whatever they want no matter the cost.
😠
@@TheCaspairaAcula hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. ok. you're in the wrong place.
@@TheCaspairaAcula Okay SOME of what you said makes sense but before you continue we're gonna need to see some bonafide internet psychoanalyst papers
Fact. Makes me not want to murder n stuff like that.
I met Paully in 2009 , he smelled like sweet hot dog water. But approachable
Wow. He looks like he'd smell like sweet hotdog water. Apt description.
I would have guess aerosol cheese
@@RaccoonBrigade leaning tower of cheesah
According to loose women in LA .
The guy is hung like a horse
Depression does that.
I smell like wet dog, too. But not sweet.
01:56:30 - "Oh no, It's Bobby Lee" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
Pauly Shore is the best! Biodome was my movie. Seeing Pauly now, he is present. His comedy is who I am, I grew up on it. Buuudddyyyyu!
Tom's embarrassed face when a real tok'd person comes on screen makes me laugh so hard. I love the joy Christina gets from going so dark
Nadav is one gambling bender away from living in a tent at the dump.
First homeless red-headed Jew ever no doubt.
The Killing of a Jewish Bookie
Best nine years of my life were spent living at the dump
@@todd.howard is that where you got the inspiration for Fallout 76?
Nadav is gambling
This is the first ever YMH I haven’t been able to make it through, this guy’s jeans are low and loose
We know Paulie is driving Tom crazy with the headphones.
I'm scared for Paulie
Christina acting like she isn't also damaged and broken lol
Damaged has always been Tom's type
Still is Tom's type
She often talks about the abusive household she grew up in
@C Mahoney use your brain. People with resources and time typically use them. My guess is Christina has an easy time talking about her past abuse because she has completed therapy.
@C Mahoney Pretty sure she got her degree finally after ten years or so
@C Mahoney Bill Burr starts coaching football soon as well
1 minute in with Pauly and it's already stressful
He doesn't really have a good sense of humor. He's always defensive like the jokes on him and he seems pretty prudish.
Agreed. Pauly isn’t jeans material
Yeah it's interesting how the second time that he barked an order at nadav tom had to excuse himself right away. I wonder if he went to talk to them
@@amandaandbug4914 he absolutely did because Nadav was clearly, audibly annoyed with Pauly. I think he went to go have a one-on-one with his producer and friend.
Pauly: That's when my mom started slowly getting sick.
Tom: I gotta shit!
saw pauly at a comiccon . i was psyched. walked up shouting " the weasel !" he looked pissed but still gave a fist bump. 😎👊👍
That dude DEFINITELY used a hard R by the way 😂😂😂
He thought he saved himself by using the a the second time haha
Funny hearing old ppl talk ab the n-word😂 I’ve only seen white people get offended by the casual use of it
@@phalspar challenging someone and then using a racial epithet as an insult is not 'casual use'.
Of course. Half of these people are projecting
1:19:39 that face when you want someone to stop talking abt something
I mean Pauley is the most boring person to listen too.
@@paulelroy6650 sadly i agree kind of
I watched all of Pauly Shore movies back in the 90's he's hysterical.😂✌💕
These two are greatly in love. That intro jam out was pure!
This guest did not wear his jeans high and tight
The bodybuilder hookup story from 5:30 onwards is an Uncle Joey level story lol. F’ing hysterical 😭
I love how content Pauly is while watching clips.
lol paulie genuinely pissed off tom allot during this and i loved it usually nothing can bother him.
THE DANNY MULLEN REGIME IS ONLY GETTING STRONGER
Real sweet kid?
@@RyanRep23 both. Danny Mullen Regime x RSK, unstoppable
Why are peoole saying this
@@jamiegallivan5576 yes, this guy gets it
@@nathanklinger4856 you didn’t see the danny mullen segment?
“It has the oldest place in the world, built in 1700.” 😂😂 Christ Pauly
1700 BCE. He’s not wrong.
@@nickdavis8881 thats not even close to the oldest man made things on the earth?
@@nickdavis8881 the Pyramids were built in 2500 BCE bruh
I’m just saying he’s right about the old part of Jerusalem being built in the 1700’s BCE
pauly shore is a perfect vacuum of talent.
The intro during the song is relationship goals this week
Tom: Hey can I give you a c:o:c:k ring?
Pauly: What? I thought we were talking about my dead mom?
Tom: Sorry. Yeah go ahead.
*Awkward*
Happens to the best of us
Isn’t that all he does on podcasts?
Reminisce on past glories and mope about his dead mother
A 100%.
Can I get a time stamp on this there seems to have been a ton of actual awkward moments on this episode for some reason, I think tommy came in hot but so what? I think mommy jeans and Paula were being a little sensitive
@@alejandrogomez7285 1:19 ish
Tom out here sleeping with bull moose 🤣 and busting in butt cracks what a legend
🌋💥🚁
You guys come down for moose soup
🤣 lol depends on if it's the moose Tom had if so I'm good lol that soup a little salty for my taste 🤧
👏👏👏Tom is a G
Damn, podcast Ive ever seen. Pauly is the best and deserves so much more credit to the comedy world than he gets. I grew you on cheese wiz because of this man.
I skipped a party for this podcast.
This is the podcast I've ever seen lol
I love hearing how positively covid has affected rich & famous people. Really keeps me grounded.
Pauly Shore is R worded
Every time Tommy tells a "butt cheeks girl story" I can't help but wonder if one of those girls is a fan and hears his podcast..
You know she’s out here!!
“Lotta bodies out there Detective, you think this Segura guy did all these alone?”
That story caught me so off guard 😂
Certainly a fan, not a girl tho.. those cheeks were berts! #bertcheeks lol
if they're even real lol
Pauly hit the nail on the head, the mommies arrived in the world exactly at the right time, when they were needed most!
He is such a true OG I'm dying this pod Ty YMH and crew
Christine was definitely talking about her middle school experience.
🌋💥🚁
I was getting finger blasted profusciously!!!
Oh you mean her " this isnt happening" experience?
It was thee most cringy unfunny shit i have ever seen.
I always say she is the joe rogan female version, but worse.
Her sht was just your stereotypical blantantly racist sht..and i hate to say racist because it is thrown around way to much for everything. But her sht was just bad. It just wasnt funny.
Again. CRINGY AF
@@82PeRK not nice
*Kirsten
The guy who made The Strange Thing About the Johnsons also made Hereditary and Midsommar!
I love how confused Pauly was with the tik tok lmaoooooo
The closing song is so fire!! Love it jeans.
Just me, or was the Pauly interview a bit awkward?
They really had to get him going he really didn't have much to offer. but I could tell they enjoyed making him uncomfortable so that's pretty funny.
Danny Mullen
2:18:50 tom and Christina sound like they're talking to a toddler about their drawing
we all know that Tommy stabbed 8 people after this episode, yelling "PUT. ON. YOUR. HEADPHONES." with each stab
Nadav is definitely irritated by Pauly. Same with Lee
"Yep. You nailed it, Paulie." 😂 said with so much frustration and annoyance in his voice. Paulie is literally the worst guest of all time on ANY show period. Dude always brings up his mom and how he should be respected because of her. This guy has ruined my Wednesday listening experience twice today. On here AND tigerbelly.
@@str8frmthacr8 Why'd you listen to both then? That's your own fault.
Since I don’t want to slog through listening to Pauly talk, do you have a time code when he made Nadav uncomfortable
@@death2boredom338 I didn't. I said my listening experience was ruined. I didn't say AFTER listening to the episodes. I saw his name and realized I'm not gonna waste my time this week on these. But thanks.
@@str8frmthacr8 watch this one I usually cant stand pauly but I found him not only tolerable but actually pretty funny this episode. Definitely got more than a few good laughs.
When pauly said "she's probably from Michigan" I howled because yes that's exactly the type of people who live in michigan
Pauly’s jeans are low and loose. Can’t wait for the loop god Mark Rebelyet to be on!
I laughed for 15 minutes straight at the “CORONA VIRUS !😳” clip
I think Tom realizes he made a mistake inviting Pauly to the podcast. Energy level is at about 30%
Yeah, I don't think he was fully game for all the mommies shannigans. Hahaha
Uhhh 100%
Pauly shore is a washed up loser anyway. Went on the church with joey and greened out, asked him not to release it, goes on jre and tells the story like he was dateraped or something. The only laughs i get out of him are different host laughing in his face
30 is his 100 I guess
@421less1 so if he's a washed up loser, what do you say about your own life? Or even better wonder what he d think of your accomplishments and personality lol
Fat Astronauts: Tom, Bert and Tracy Morgan go to space
Yes, then they meet the aliens: bobby lee and pauly shore 🤣🤣🤣
Also starring Type 2 Diabetes.
Warren Sapp and he calls them tim and bret the whole time
Simpson's did it.
DANNY MULLEN!!! Y'all got Cody now ya gotta get Danny. You won't regret it!
So excited for this episode. Pauly and his family are royalty.
Just cuz we're in a bubble, doesn't mean we can't cause trouble - Biodome
Good morning my queens above 18!
Broken one over here!! 🙋♀️Always have my jeans high and tight though...that helps keep me together 👖😆😅
I personally loved the clip of RPShe learning about corona vibrator
Pretty good ep. But 15 ads in the first 20 mins is not NEARLY enough
I feel your pain. I think it's youtube's algorithm. And it's not consistent. One day I'll get blasted by ads, some days it's just 2.
I need a solid 10 minutes of CZcams ads.
CZcams prem.
Trust me. It really is worth it. Its only 11.99 a month
If you on youtube even half the amount of the time i am
It would be worth it.
@@82PeRK nice try youtube
@@82PeRK it really is. I waited way too long to start paying!
"This episode of Your Mom's House is brought to you by-" NOPE.
Double presses right of the screen 12 times
B-but saatva....
Bring back Yoshi and OG Maria, bobby Lee please!!! Best guests ever!!!!
Man, when this doesn't show up on your recommended videos and you actually have to search for it to find the new episode, you know it's gonna be a good one...
Shoutout to that tiktok girl, when you asked if I’d taken my meds today, I realized I forgot to take my birth control. Thanks for keeping me high & tight
Just take it in the cheeks. Shoutouts to 4 pumps gang.
Dumpin clips
Hey mommies hope everyone’s keepin em high and tight keep on featherin it brothers
@@Drteomas what
@@Drteomas what
@@Drteomas what
This episode was so boring Pauly sounds half drunk and it feels like he only wants to talk about a few specific things on like every podcast
Pauly is the exact same on every podcast I’ve heard him on. He’s literally the same on this show as he is on local radio. He sounds like a robot and doesn’t give a damn about anyone but himself. I’m pretty sure the only reason he gets to do big podcasts like this is because big comics have a sort of debt to him, being the heir of the Comedy Store.
I empathize with him being born into fame, but yeah, he needs to stop doing press rounds. He’s boring and annoying, self-centered, etc, and he never thanks people when they compliment him. It’s gross.
Bert and Tom should go rock climbing/bouldering for a competition
That cool short film was written and directed by Ari Aster, the director of Hereditary and Midsommar. The more you know!!
Pauly shore is so hit or miss on podcasts. This was a miss for me dog.
What's one hes good on?
@@sketedavidson5161 he was good on Rogan a few years ago. But his mom was still alive and he was trying to get his career jump started
Haha I love how Tom doesn’t let Pauly say bye you know he wanted to
Pauly does look healthy & at peace...good for him man.
Love him or hate him, the dudes been around & seen more shit than most of us could even imagine.
Pauly is such a big part of my child hood his movies made me laugh so much.
So sad to see he is R worded and tik tok’d, god speed.
Lol right. "Its the oldest area in the world built in the 1700's or 17BC or something"
Wtf? Fucking tok.
He was only in 1 good movie.
@Travis Bishop you just dont understand his depth
Its negative 465050376 feet
Good morning my queens above 18. I hope you enjoy this new episode of YMH. So get up, get out of bed, put your feet on the floor, and get your day started. Have a good day. Okay? You're beautiful. So wake up and get up. Let's watch this episode. Ok, have a good day, my queens above 18.
This comment actually got me up this morning. Love the morning drops 🥰
Thank you king
And don’t forget to get yourself a nice hot breakfast
Is there anything fun we can do today with a white t-shirt?
Its a pressure in the stomach that leads to a geyser. Regular logs don't have that kinda pressure. Once you feel that pressure, its a race against the clock to brown town.
Is that why hes called " Tommy Buns? "
DJ Pauly D looks different
GOOD MORNING MY QUEENS ABOVE 18
🤣😂 It’s Fucken morning
Good morning Julia...
Kobe Bryant 🌋💥🚁
@Joshua Aldaco dead ass
@Joshua Aldaco take ya UVERS
I have always digged Pauly....Long Live Pauly!
Sudan is next to Israel .... ok.. thank Pauly!