Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 560 w/ Dr. Drew Pinsky
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What's up there chomos! It's another episode of Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina P. Nadav is missing for this episode and we don't know where he is. Luckily, his replacement is a fast Googler. The main mommies discuss having guests over, buying a pizza box worth of croissants, their different stages of quarantine, Dirty Dancing, and Bert Kreischer's disgusting habits when it comes to hygiene. They watch videos of a golf fart, a xim/xer person explaining their different identities, a new video from the mousepad cool guy, and an update from Tony Johns. They also read viewer-submitted emails about the B vs. V pounding debate and which is more tiring. The mommies finish up the first segment by looking at YMH All-Star Norm Summerton's new tattoos and reviews YMH fans have left for Robert Paul Champagne's home.
Jean and Jean are joined by YMH regular Josh Potter for the second segment of the show. They discuss the possibility that TikTok might get banned, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson's controversial posts, and San Francisco Giant Pablo Sandoval's weight. They also delve into Bert Kreischer's Kool-Aid intake, the weight requirement to be a flight attendant, and Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith's open relationship.
Todd and Chrisjeansa are also joined by Dr. Drew Pinsky in this episode. They discuss the recent "heavy" videos Drew has been exposed to by Tom, the bubonic plague, Drew's potential political run, and Drew's wife, Susan's, recent appearance on Where My Mom's At? They show Drew a new Fedsmoker video, a video of Fedsmoker's nemesis, a good semaritan that reminds them of Fedsmoker, a cool vintage Cream of Wheat commercial, more wolves licking people's mouths, and much more!
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🎵Nadaaaav is Googling🎵- anyone else find themselves singing that to themselves this week...
I hope he finds it
Oh for sure. I hear Bert only sings the jew part though.
Nadav went missing, hope we find him/ nadav went missing, did tom kill him?/ Nadav went missing, will we find you?/ nadav went missing, where are you jew? 🎵
The best ymh song yet
Really?
Nadiv accidentally deletes an episode.. Nadiv gets “accidentally” deleted?
Look into it
Obviously they are doing the kardashian model of creating drama out of nothing
@@talibanchristian
Next clip:
Christina " Is that a chicken?, NO......."
The deleting wasn't a bit, but I felt they were setting up a bit on 2 Bears since that is behind Your Mom's House. He mentioned needing day off on that and it was awkward weird ending this week. Now he misses this ep so gotta be a bit.
@@smashin at least I'm not the only one who still thinks it a bit. The long-con bit
Every day when Dr.Drew goes home, he has about a 50% chance of getting topped off... thats the key to 40 years
I like those odds
hgjjjjjjju8u jjuujj jjjjaaaaaaaaa5
@@steveisrael5185 epic pocket dial deep in the yt comms
We can only wish to be as fortunate as him
@@jordantheman25 See what you did there
Hey Christine, brushing your teeth after breakfast is less insane than putting on clothes while still wet. By a lot.
I read this in Berts voice.
I’ve still never heard of anybody doing that...😂
That’s how you get fungus
Brushing your teeth after every single meal (if you’re at home) should be the norm. Having little pieces of shit in between your teeth or coffee residue staining them yellow or having your gums corroded by bacteria in between your teeth all day long is ridiculous and affects you for the res rod your entire life. Just be an adult and take responsibility over your dental health. It’s not “insane”, it’s rational.
Jonah S found 1 out of the 10 dentist on those bullshit panels
Nadav went down into the mountains. ALERT CAPTAIN MARCEL
Send backup!
This was one of those rare comments that made me legit laugh out loud.
Haha, that would be a great end to this bit, to have Nadav show up on some tictoks in the "captain marcel" lane.
I'm going down into the mountain to save him. Bye! Send back-up! Bye.
Underrated comment
Better watch it right now before Native deletes it
"Native" lol.. you mean naive?
Nadav is missing
@@xminicubex433 ''Naive'' lol.. you mean naked?
Ammar Kamileen “naive” lol... you mean necrophiliac?
LMAO
Dr Drew kinda has the vibe of Jeff Goldblum in Jarrasic Park.
I FEEL THE SAME WAY!! Like a chill Goldblum
Okay, this changes everything
Wow, nailed it!!
holy shit now I totally see it too.
Why does he act like a psychologist so often? Isn't he an MD
"Congratulations to you and everyone inside of you"
That had me rolling.
Thank you lol
"I feel like demisexual just means..youre uh...female."
I was done XD
This got me the hardest
I commented on Garth’s Facebook live. I asked him where the bodies were. Everyone was like wtf are you talking about haha
One of my favorite games to play is “Find a non-YMH related comment on Garth’s Instagram.” When you do find one there are always replies with a bunch of YMH references 😂
@@mattduell3 I just tried and you literally cant😂😂 theres a garth fan account commenting telling people to stop but it's not helping hahah
I tried that and my comment disappeared
ahahaha I'm dead
@@mattduell3 greatest thing ever. I do it in my spare time. Always happy when I see a reply.
How an I supposed to know when something is funny without Nadav laughing
The Ivory Birchman if Zolo gets that laugh loud enough Nadav might as well stay in that box Tom is hiding him
"I'd rather the brown go in the mouth than the meow" -Dr. Drew 2020
That's a shirt idea
Christina reaching hold Tom's hands in the intro was probably the sweetest and most human moment in the history of the psychotic shit show that is Your Mom's House Podcast.
I couldn’t agree more with this
While I still loved the episode, without Nadav’s booming laugh, it just wasn’t the same.
His booming laugh may be 6 ft under Tom's house.
@@audaciousway401 "The Tell-Tale Jew"
@@audaciousway401 Garth give us Nadav back, please!
R I p
No
1. Nadav is mysteriously missing.
2. Tom looks uncharacteristically relaxed.
3. Tom has a history of violent fantasies involving Nadav.
3. Tom & Christina conveniently just had "guests" (to explain said relaxation).
Follow the money. There is a Croissant Conspiracy!
#Croissantgate
Where were you when the big #crosaintgate happened..
Watching Tom's face after finding out how often the Doctor gets his nob polished, is priceless. PRICELESS!
Seeing Gru away from his Minions, preaching his Jewish faith, really shines a light on how Hollywood can change you.
nadav is gonna run in soon, all tied up, with dirt all over himself and he is gonna say tom tried burying him alive
👍🤣
Bert is my #1 suspect
Nikki Jordan im thinkin it happened this morning and tom got a little caught up and had to run so yeah not as deep a hole as maybe what was intended
Garth tried burying him*
this was the visual i needed
🎵Nadaaav is missing it's looking real dim,
Nadaaav is missing I hope they find him🎵 :(
This podcast is keeping me sane. Not sober, but sane. Keeping it the highest and the tightest mommies.
My actual real life job title is “Scrum Master” and I am genuinely certified in scrum methodology.
Zolo: *googles at standard millennial speed* Mommies: “Is it possible to learn this power”
Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Zolo the wise?
Laurentius Sup
Nadav is off training with Yung Jamie
.....Not from a Jewdi
It would have been hilarious if the had Redban fill in.
Nadav at home studying his Googling For Dummies book
@@notalysha LOL
This podcast is nothing without Nadav's background laughter.
A laugh has never been missed so much
Can’t believe the mommies read my 7mo old review of RCP’s apartment. I feel so happy inside!
A true honor
good job jeans
Thanks bois
Did Tom kill Nedav, cause he put him on the spot for vacation days on air on 2 bears 1 cave?
Yes
Or no, he's a missing person.
I was thinking that too .
2 bears may have been shot after this so he explained he needed time off after the fact... idk maybe I’m just tiktok’d
Hmmm, now I'm starting to suspect an elaborate ruse
I ALSO use separate sheets/blankets than my significant other. Especially since he uses sheets all year round and I use blankets. That way, the bedroom is always cold and we're both comfy. I wouldn't say it's one step towards divorce-town, I'd say it's one step away from it. Game changer.
my wife sleeps with a weighted blanket and i just use a comforter. We still cuddle and everything, but I am not big on weighted blankets, but she loves them. Works great for us so we don't fight over sheets.
Bert: (licks fingers obnoxiously)
Tom:
Christina:(clears throat)
Tom: You know people hate that.... Why are you doing it..
Now seeing bert lick his fingers makes me physically ill
Berts various noises make me want to torture and kill
@@alligatorwithanopioidaddic6256 like the top of a frappachino??
If you’re gonna cough, please leave the room
licking your fingers is only gross if you wipe your ass straight up with your hands.... wait...... never mind....
I miss Nadav's laugh track in the background. Hope he's okay.
Can't believe people are so effected by all this
I think it's a bit
He took some time off it was in the last episode
@@ppaulisdeadd2710 as the episode has gone on, I'm thinking it is too.
I've missed atleast the last 5 but I'm trying go catch up is he ok? Please dont tell me he left
Anyone else notice every time Christina says something borderline racist Tom just pretends he didn’t hear it LOL
I like how seriously Tom looks saying Nadav is 'missing" when he's underneath his floor boards
😂😂😂😂😂
I am sure Nadav is safe. He’s probably at home googling
He forgot the directions to the studio and is still presently googling them
I hope he finds it
All. Fucking. Day.
Or home here now
People who eat ice cream are just too irresponsible.
Any1 else laugh incredibly hard when Zolo instantly googled the chiropractor thing😂
Is zolo native’s brother? They look related
Hahaha I love Susan and especially Drew’s reaction to the clips.. he was so red he blended into the wall at one point
Conspiracy Theory: Tom made his poem came true after Native took too long to google and replaced him immediately with no looking back.
I imagine Nadav brought up a vacation a few weeks back and Tom was like, “Okay, take your time off, but let’s turn it into a bit for the show”
nah they literally brought it up on the last 2 bears. nadav asked for time off during the show
Miles right over your head bro🤣🤣
@@Jm-dx9tl how can ppl be real fans and cool guys at the same time ? 😂
@@taylorstuch1469 {guitar riff}
taylor stuch lol shush they're the reason these bits even exist
Nadav forgot how to get to the studio this morning. He'll be back next week once he figures out google maps.
He was killed by DeSean Jackson.
Nadav is googling 🎶
Nadav still uses map quest
Zolo, if you want to be even better than blueban, and zoom quickly: hold "ctrl" key and use the scroll wheel on your mouse to zoom in and out.
Damn thanks bud now I'm better than Nadav too!
I was sitting here saying: “dude the keystroke is right next to the fucking zoom setting dammint where is nadav”
@@matthewhartshorn5204 dont take much apparently lol
What's up mommy? My wife and I have done the separate blankets thing since right after we got married. We realized early on it's stupid to share a blanket. She likes to be warm under an immense amount of blankets. I like to be cold. I tend to hog the blanket. It would just lead to us both being uncomfortable. So we have 1 bed, 1 fitted sheet, and then we each use our own top sheet or blankets. It is so much more comfortable and we each can have as few or as many blankets as we want without fighting over the temperature in the room. We feel it is the opposite of step 1 to divorce. It's step 1 to marital happiness.
Bert - "My wife won't give me bjs." Also Bert - "I wipe between my legs, back to front."
And sometimes wipe with my hand, and almost exclusively bathe in the pool without soap, and rarely brush my teeth.
Edit: oh and I forgot about this until Tom just mentioned it, freeballs 24/7
yea.... thought most of his gross shit was for laughs. wiping back to front is literally something we say implying retardation. "he/she stinks so bad... prly wipes back to front"
poor woman is married to a teenager
he is disgusting
Yyyeeeeuck and he's a racist!
Back to front is the way to go.
As much as I understand why Tommy murdered nadavi, I will miss his hearty jworded laughter.
You mean Jwordish
jworded hahaha that’s good
Well said.
How Christina believes that having an inch of fabric between you hinders intimacy has me rolling. Like a sheet is a wall and you can't touch your partner through it! My husband and I have 3 comforters on our bed and he always steals all of them! He goes to bed at 8 pm because he wakes up at 4 am for work and I don't go to sleep until midnight on the nights I'm home (I work 20 hours shifts) so not disturbing him and having a separate blanket makes sense. If we cuddle we use one blanket but neither of us are big on cuddling while asleep so it works for us and has worked for 11 years now.
Nadavs down by the mountain saving his sister probably
🤣🤣🤣. Don't know why but this made me laugh
I would absolutely love to see a podcast with Uncle Joey and Dr. Drew.
The “Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It” joke didn’t get the reaction it deserved
Political office seems like the next logical step for a celebrity rehab doctor that is still claiming everything is going great around the country....
Bert kidnapped Nadav, he didn't hear him coming cos he had his HEADPHONES ON
Dead...
Bravo 👏
LMFAO
should have smelled him tough
Should have taken his ducking Headphones off.
I know its sentimental, but the YMH fam makes this whole thing feel less isolating.
Here's to 500 more episodes.
Keep Featherin, keep it high, keep it tight.
I actually look forward to 2 Bears and YMH every week lol
You popped up on my home page so I gave you a listen. I’ve been cracking up for an hour now. Good show.
Tom shutting down and hitting his sound board everytime Christina talks about banging young dudes is f@#king hilarious!
Really was not doing good. Saw this in my notifications and knew it was gonna be good. I audibly said “thanks guys” like you were my personal friends coming to cheer me up. Thank you for putting me in better moods for years. I was way worser before but now my jeans are high and tight
I love that they release it on Wednesdays to help me get through the rest of the shitty work week. 2 bears and Dr. DAD on Mondays to start off the week right, then the mommies pick me up today! Love all things YMH! I still watch Sickler on the Honeydew too.
Sarah Carr After all this time i still haven’t found out who randy is, though.
Nadav is sorry he missed the show, he was googling something before leaving for work. He's almost found it
Oh good for him
I actually brush after breakfast because I hate the taste of toothpaste before eating haha.
Drew is so quick to diagnose
Yes! I just came all over my Delta White mousepad!
My f@#$ing Delta White mousepad!*
Hope it was kosher
Did you put it in your vape after?
In before Nadiv deletes the episode and self-immolates
I have to listen to YMH on a very low volume at work. smile.
Dr. DAD with Uncle Joey us what I need in my life!
“It stresses me out to answer dumb questions” holy shit I don’t think I’ve related to something more.
where do babies come from?
@Zah Hall A lot of people don't care.
Maybe they should introduce a "Nadav do bad" shirt with "Zolo do good" on the back.
You ain’t gonna fool us this time TOM. We fell for it once. Never again.
My husband and I have separate blankets as well and it's wonderful because I like wrapping up in mine. We can still reach under each other blankets and cuddle but then when it's sleep time we get our own blanket
I’ve followed Dr Drew more closely than most, and I’ve never seen him act this embarrassed whilst equally giddy. This. Is. Great!
Hope you're checking out Dr. Drew After Dark. He gets this way especially when Mommy Jeans Christine joins up with him.
It was really funny when he said covid 19 was named that because there were 19 different variations of covid. It's almost like he's not a qualified doctor
I was thinking the same thing. He is so clearly embarrassed half the show lol
@@Deadman1000 he is an addiction medicine specialists not a virologist. Also a human being and very busy. He doesn't know everything. Not even close
Dr Drew blushing for ten minutes straight is everything.
oh man I used to love loveline so much. Those were the days. I totally remember Adam Carolla always saying "Drew is a passionate passionate man". So funny how it's now becoming really clear what that was all about lol
Dr Drew’s face after seeing the mousepad guy at 2:35:51 is priceless
This whole episode was just an elaborate attempt by Tom to convince Christina to do buttstuff
Every day of his life is just planning to get mommie to do butt stuff
I think Christine needs to understand that there is a disconnect between loving and talking about browns all day long and refusing the fun of butt stuff. She’s missing out
She does butt stuff. Just not for Tom
BadNewsBrown10p oh damn the tea is hot
Any chick who isn’t ride or die ain’t gonna open the back door. T. bunz needs to step up the search for wife number 2.
Was wondering when Dr Drew would meet Joey Diaz. Must happen now
THIS HAS TO HAPPEN!!!! OMG!!!!😁
Dr. Drew: how are you feeling today?
Joey Diaz: well, let me tell you something Mr Drew *proceeds to tell a story*
Mr Drew: how are you still alive?
@@imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371 lol I foresee this
Oh now that it's mentioned.... They must make it happen
Listen dawg, you know, back in the 80’s when I was running coke, I had a doctor look at my muffler like I was some kind of momo. And I said that’s enough for me dawg.
Been watching chiro adjustment videos for years! So relaxing!!!
Mondragon Chiropractics (Dr Brenda) and Chiropractic Medicine (Dr B) are my fave channels.
A LITTLE uptick??? Florida is becoming the hotspot of the world.
Waited for this to be up before I started cleaning the house, I can’t get through it without this
I'm gonna take this as a sign to do the same lol
I wait to do the hardest part of my work week until Wednesday lol
😘
I've been sitting at work, waiting for this to drop, just so I can actually start working. My boss was mad
I do the same lol
I bet Nadav is at home googling self-improvement tips, stuck in an endless loop
Just get schwifty!!
We use separate blankets, but not separate sheets. We like different 'heaviness' of blankets when we sleep for temp control. We still cuddle, but when we pass out we are both comfortable.
The sound effects are making the interview better lmaoooooo
Willing to wager the "Low calorie Kool-aid" has sugar added when Brent makes it.
That's a sucker's bet. Of course he puts sugar in!!! Un sugared koolaid tastes like freeze dried garbage
Willing to wager you’re a meth head
@@drkillinger6636 lol way to be cool
Aaaaaaaaaaahundredpercent
@@drkillinger6636 not a member of the four strokes club. Sorry.
Tom: Nadav's a missing person now. Did you know that? We filed a report with the LAPD this morning.
Dr. Drew: ... I really need more merch for my show.
🤣
After hearing about this episode for like three weeks, it’s nice to finally watch
“And there’s things that vibrate and then you Ba-gawk too soon.” I’m so glad I watch the ad reads. That quote is going on my wall.
When christine said " In this quarantine you have to find the little things to get excited about" all I could picture was Bart's wife two hand lifting his belly.
Her names Leanne she deserves some respect, unlike Burnt, woman’s a bad ass 😂
i thought about tom laughing and throwing nadav's dismembered feet into a dumpster.
@@ElGuapo4000 Yeah I was really high when I wrote this and didn't want to misspell Leanne, now that I'm only medium high I see the disrespect, unintended as it was.
“Doesn’t it suck getting up from bed?”
“It does suck“
I’m ashamed the fellow mommies haven’t helped make this top comment
If you are Dr. Drew, it sucks 2-3, sometimes 4 times a week. His wife is a perv...I want my wife to act like Mrs. Drew.
"I wanna go for here to tnnnnnnnnnnng" haha
Dr. Drew is the only person on earth that can nerd talk and i'll enjoy it
Damn I've been pretty down lately and can't really shake it but I play this while working and it always cheers me up. Just so you guys know...
I brush my teeth at night so I can wake up to have coffee and breakfast before I brush afterwards. Which is the most normal thing to do.
It is absolutely not normal. Having morning breath and then eating food, is not normal
Emcee Common your assuming that everyone has morning breath as bad as you do
“NEWDAV is googlin’ i”...oh he found it
RN here. In Nursing School, we practiced on each other. IV starts, etc. Chiropractor students must practice on each other, too.
Hey I’m calling it... Dr. David Drew Pinsky turns 75 and opens up a “Vintage 1910’s Soda Fountain” and tells insane rambling stories of his times at Your Mom’s House.... I cant wait to visit
My mind automatically places Nadav's background cackle in the perfectly timed spots during this episode.
I'm calling it now: Nadav was brutally murdered by Bert Kreischer last night.
I wonder if Tom is more relieved that he doesn't need to act on his urges to harm Nadav anymore or if he resents Bert for taking that from him.
@@EvanSaltare I'm thinking more the latter.
😱😱😱tragic rip NADAV
Yes! Please get Dr. Drew on JRE!!!
I’m a super sweater at night so my wife and I do not share a top sheet/blanket. Been together over 10 years now. I have no problem throwing my blanket off and cuddling up with her when the time is right!
“I like a cool room with a blanket on me” - said every other big guy on earth. And Tom
Freal
I like cool with big ass blanket too.. No matter..
Christina is fucking bonkers for thinking she wants to sleep in a warm room.
- said every guy, ever.
absolutely, cool with a blanket is the ONLY way to sleep
What if nadav actually dies accidentally during his time off? Then the whole ymh community would forever think Tom did it. That would be hilarious
Garth did it.
smashin “A hundred percent”.-Bert Chrysler
Tom, Christina and Brent should then all be on the first 48.
I imagine Tom will get charged during 48hr interrogation he does nothing but laugh a lot.
theSPECIALbrew74 nah he’d just ask for a lawyer. Case closed
Fingers crossed
“I’m glad I don’t do meth” -Dr Drew
That long running Nadav bit is so funny, it just gets more and more hilarious with each episode
Every time I laughed I was waiting for old Nadav to laugh with me. His background laugh was the best. Rip
Never would have thought 3years later nadav is finally dead and will not be back to us rip
@@BALZZinSOUP258 truly sad 😞. R.I.P Paddy
It took crescents rolls for Tom to become the "Guy at the Bank" from his special.
Fedsmoker has his rig setup like a cop. Lol.
look I’ve only been working at falcon car wash for a few years now. I know there’s a lot of inside jokes and callbacks that make this podcast the literal best. I’m always wanting to show my friends, but I have a hard time finding a starting episode because the ones I think are the best are the episodes filed with inside mommy jean jokes. THIS is the best episode for diving new, borderline viewers into the insane perfect vat of ehhhhh.... feeling 8, 830 is freaking all the time in this wonderful podcast. Thank you guys.
I like when Tom says “that’s a really neat story.” Anytime Mommy decides to tell a shit story.