Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 562
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It's just Jean and Jean for this episode of YMH. Tom Segura and Christina P kick this episode off by watching a clip of some road rage in Australia. They switch gears to talk about their recent experience signing up for tennis lessons, which leads to Christina reminiscing about watching her dad play tennis. They also discuss their new favorite reality show on Netflix, "Indian Matchmaking," being prejudice toward certain dog breeds, and why BBC flagged our last episode. They call YMH All-Star Norm Summerton's tattoo artist, Derrick, for an update on Norm. They also call Top Dog to ask him some pressing questions. The Main Mommies then watch a new video from the Mousepad Cool Guy, an interesting take on dating, a guy walking a doll, a bear on a video chat, and a video of Fedsmoker's nemesis confronting Conald. They wrap up by watching a batch of Christina's TikTok curations.
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I don’t know why but I think Nadav would look pretty cool in a wheelchair.
I like him but... I'd like him better in a wheelchair
Iron lung would be much cooler...
😂😂😂
When Tom looks at nadav nadav definitely gives me “make a wish foundation” vibes
Like that wheel chair scene in Red Dragon maybe...
I never get as excited as pulling up the tube and seeing a new YMH podcast.
Try it out!
Rivaled only by seeing a new 2 bears
2 bears 1 Sapp
That's gunna be awesome!
Me too buddy, me too...
Tom and Top dog should have a monthly podcast called “Hey Buddy, How ya doing?”
He gets so excited when Tom calls. Like a dog that's had the leash jangled in front of his face
Tom’s dad is an absolute beast
In the words of Bert "100%"
This is a fantastic idea.
Love how wholesome he is.
Tom dying laughing and saying “this is fucking awesome” watching Ed Asher climaxing while Christina is in complete disgust is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
We need Charo and Top Dog on that couch ASAP
Tim tweeted that they are doing a live episode in August with Charo and Top Dog
Charo will cry, we will laugh. Beautiful idea
”Heyyy budyyyy!” that sounds like a great idea!
@@llamathecreator bought my ticket immediately.
Tyler Hickok yeah they’re charging money for it though
Here before Worse Nedav deletes it
Already best comment
Worst Nedav 😂
Worse Nedav should be his name said backwRds. When he fucks up hes Vaden.
Oh wow lmfao 😭😂
His name is worst Nadav now
Accidentally hit the play button on full vol. during the old guy talking about massaging holes in a very quiet line at Joann Fabrics. 👍🏽
Lol. I've made the mistake of listening to YMH on a speaker with roommates in the house and Tom starts playing porn drops. Never again.
That’s the most action anyone in a Joanne fabrics has seen or heard in a long time.
For me it happened at work. I’m a caregiver for an 82 yr old lady
Yeahhh I had it on watching my kid at playground..... really great way to have the swings, teeder and slides all....to... your... self.
I need it
LMFAOOOOOOOO “someone who doesn’t have arms, someone who’s drinks through a straw, someone who’s black?” i’m crying
Christina low key calling out Drew's wife for stolen valor.
I think she's right. A bj that is not to completion is just a fluff
She wants to be the bj champ
Oh shit
DNYG she’s not
Christina is completely right. Warming up before sex is not "giving a blowjob." If that happens I can't say "i got blown;" I say I "had sex." The quarterly blowjob is in reference to actual blowjobs.
His book should be called ‘Out of the Norm’
Or maybe 'Norm MacDonald had a Pig farm' - The New York Times says "Eeeiii eeeiii shnarflgarfgarf"
That'll Do Pig
A Portrait of a Pig on an Old Head.
haha, I just started my channel where I take trucks into the mountains and wreck em. Hoping I can make some folks laugh!
@@bushtruck Nobody asked.
The "Nadav is Googling" song is the song of the Summer.
Haha! My fiance wont stop singing this shit...
No lie ive been singing the nadav is gambling for two days straight!
it's the best thing in my life right now
There trying to make him come off as a baba booey i presume
I can’t stop
The guy with the doll I think is the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen on this show, and I’ve seen the guy swimming in sewage
You can’t be that soft alex.
Certainly ties with the bearded lady
To quote Bret “ahhhh hundred percent”
@@RobertSpaw Who is this Bert you speak of?
Need a “Hey Buddy!” shirt
This^
Make your own. There’s a million websites out there that’ll put any image and word on any fabric you want. I’ve designed like half of all my own t-shirts.
Creepy Dingus now there’s a cool guy
Tim Stradley - 🎸 🎸 🎸
I would buy the shit outa that
In this episode: Christina learns there’s such thing as foreplay.
Lol, right?
A young Christina of 63 years
On an unrelated note...just let me eat ya one time!
You are absolutely gorgeous 😘
I turn into a telescope 🔭
Almost inhaled a quesadilla from laughing when he says “ come on Mark don’t be stingy”
I think I like this guy as much as the 4 strokes guy
I need that video to ruin people's day!
i havent laughed so hard when Tom calls his dad and how that conversation started right off the bat.
I don't remember the media telling me that women with adam's apples aren't attractive...that feeling comes straight from the heart
@The Ivory Birchman mustache shadow on the lip too
I always ask these idiots what came first, society or biology?
Not gonna lie that story about Christina putting Trans porn in toms luggage was hilarious
“Come on Mark, don’t be stingy” HAS to be a shirt.
Anyone else notice Christina looks like she's mad at her water bottle everytime she takes a sip🤚🏽🤣🤣
She had Botox on her forehead which makes her appear mad but in reality she’s just holding the title of water champ
To be the waterchamp you have to hate the water!
She looks like she's drinking acid rain
"She's playin bridge"
"C'mon Mark, don't be stingy" is the next shirt.
Holy shit if I saw someone with this shirt I'd fucking lose my mind.
Cmon Garth don’t be stingy
If its made im buying them all and gifting them to family and friends and they’ll have no idea 💀
Sorry, they would only allow me to like your comment once.
I need new guy and rpc to meet
Fedsmoker and that guy are like the beginning of step Brothers, just waiting for the moment where they go "wait... Did we just become best friends" lmao
When Tina is more controversial than Tim and Bret it’s a GREAT episode.
Robert Phillips, LMAO
Robert Phillips you just had to add how hard you were and what activity you were distracted from and you would have had a real compliment.
I think that's most episodes these days.
@@ks.nicole that whit tho!😂💯
Bringing your parents in as guests?!? Damn big Tom how much did that set you back. Can't wait to watch.
Being alive is a terrible thing - his parents owe him big time
Set him back about 7 iPad Pros 😂😂
Not Mick Blotters
Yeah it’s super funny to me when people call life a “gift”
First of all - who
Was
The
Gift
For?
Before I existed - there were zero people - Right?
So... it couldn’t have been for “me” obviously lol 😂 / as there WAS NOT SUCH A THING AS ME? 🤔
Time for needs and desires now though - followed by suffering and death 💀
Super cool gift that I obviously didn’t “need” / since there was obviously no “me” before this...
What coulda been better than never having any needs or desires?
Only an idiot would suggest “something” was in my opinion
Yeah I can't wait to not watch t that
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If not finding someone like Bret attractive makes me racist then pass the dog.
Bret ‘Dog Rough’ Kushner.
WOOF!!! Jeezus these people.
so many inside jokes in one sentence lol
Am I the only one who likes it better when they don’t have a guest?
Yes
No
I have thought for 2 years that he was the real Ed asner and now I don’t know what to believe
This is Marcel, tuning in to watch this YMH vid from my ship that went down in the mountains
How's your sister?
Are you in the warter?
Nick Roche Capt. Marcel, did you find your sister?
Down down to the ground?
I love Toms quiet yet loud old woman yelling voice.
Man this is my second episode of this podcast and Tom and his dad's dynamic and back and forth has me in tears rn
Norm is missing out by not calling his book “Pig Tales”
While all the cool guys are watching Post Malone, we went down, down into the mountain.
Man they were both baked as a potatoe for that one.
@@GodessOfGeass2 is it watchable
@@jd9971 uh it wasn't really an interview it was more like to stoners having a conversation about verifying knowledge and aliens. I made it through half an hour. It made me laugh, although I don't think that was the goal. I definitely didn't learn anything. 😂
@@GodessOfGeass2 thanks i might just watch the last half hour
Find out Tom’s flask is filled with Kool-aid. What color? Red.
Red is the flavor
R-Hoffy True!!!
Barista Blood
It's so little sugar, but he is missing out on all that essential Vitamin C
🤣
“He’s got a nice house. Why can’t he come in it!” That was an underrated comment.
With the trans talk at 53 minutes, you should look up a show called Something About Miriam...from early 2000s. A trans woman dated a load of straight men who had no idea she was born a man. The guys were kissing her etc trying to be the one she picked at the end to go out with. At the end she tells them she is trans. The guys ended up suing the tv production company.
Were the born male contestants constantly drunk?
Honestly, I have never not known a trans when I see them.... it aint that hard
Mine Allmine there’s a lot of trans people where you really can’t tell these days. Like the CZcamsr Blair’s White.
Definitely met some trans who you can't tell at all.
@@codyyounger9737 Ummm Cool, congrats on the BJ.. I guess?
@@BeenThereOverItNow what a dumb comment lol
14:24 I used to work in one of those cable stores and it was always so annoying when people just dumped all their shit on the counter and left. So disrespectful to all of the people waiting patiently. We used to just leave the equipment in the back till it hit their credit and they'd invariably have to come back in to dispute it.
I feel like when Christina swished that hard liquor, we all collectively came in her mouth, thank you Tom.
As soon as the Doll Walker came on I had the appraiser for my refinancing show up. They looked way to similar for me to be comfortable with them in my home. Thanks Tom.
Tom and Christina sharing a drink from the flask has to be the most wholesome thing this year. Relationship goals 2020 pandemic edition. LOLZ High and tight!!
One of the highlights of the pandy is spending it with the YMH crew every week. Thanks guys. Seriously saving my mental health one week at a time
@Kristie C it's what Bobby Lee and Cheeto Santino called I t n on Bad Friends.... kinda stuck
Nadav must realize by now that his laughtrack is the only reason he’s still living
Is that Nadav laughing?!
@@santosesquivel8669 it's the best, always cracks me the fuck up
@@santosesquivel8669 it's mostly Nadav sounding like he's dying from laughter but also a little bit of Enny.
That and the infamous googling soundtrack
@@XeroDain82 dude the soundtrack is the shit, musical genius whoever created that
How far does this goddamn rabbit hole go? When I saw the dude with the doll I realized how depraved this podcast is. And I love every second.
I love how TOPDOG always has a great story locked and loaded just in case they might call him from YHH!
Mommy Tina lookin' like a whooole white baby breh! AYAYAAAY!
(Spits)
Wow that’s funny like they are funny. Funniness from the proletariat comrade.
The relationship Tom has with top dog really makes me hate my own father so much more. I’m so jealous
Hey buddy, love you!
Hey buddy, how ya doin?
@mike Cameron OMG I KNOW. Reopens the wounds from all my dad’s BS every time
@@hunterthompson6295 hey buddy
The guys laughing in the back is one of my favorite things. I can't help but to laugh with them.
Your guys conversation about dating a trans person is literally the plot of It's Always Sunny season 1.
Keep feathering it brothers!
And following proto
Always brother!
How original.....
"Don't tell me what to do" - delivery guy from Drake and Josh
Tom get bert to recreate the “don’t be stingy, mark” shirtless
They have the facial recognition from the dance video...
Bret *
I love listening to The 2 Dogs talking.
Christina needs to give those glasses back to that 1970's Mafia accountant
I saw this pop up like an hour ago. They removed the black face bit and the jihad jokes. wtf
Yeah wtf? I saw it too
wait what??
They also got rid of the bit with brett and the dog.
you have to become a member to see the uncensored version 😎
Yooo I saw it too!
I love episodes with just the mommies! So many clips... these guys ain’t stingy.
The way tom chuckles when Nedav adresses him as "mr.tom"
The trans woman sounds more like John Mulaney than John Mulaney does.
I was reminded of the you tube The Backyard Scientist. Sounds almost identical.
I’m so glad you said something.. I was only listening to the audio and I literally though it was John Mulaney talking about trans people.
first good comment i've seen in a long time.
I thought it was a VO dub and could have sworn that was Kimber Lee until I saw that Adam’s apple
Todd was definitely milked before this episode.
Tom dying of laughter is the best thing ever!! lol
I love when Tom laughs uncontrollably. Usually I’m laughing like that for the same reason.
Yo Tom’s Dads story couldn’t have been staged better that was hilarious 😂😂😂
Caesar did not tell Christina his favorite dog breed because that will create a demand for that type in puppy mills.
Whenever I see a solo episode, I can't even make it to 4 strokes
Hey ty for advertising for doordash.. im a doordash driver.. and due to this food delivery service it has helped me stay working.. but due to too many people now doordashing it has become harder for me to get a time slot..
I was going for my mourning walk, pants high and tight, and I was laughing my ass off with this episode. I must've looked like a psycho. So good. I needed this.
That sunscreen flask is definitely an Always Sunny reference. I didn't make you one Charlie, you're just ingesting harmful chemicals.
Sunscreen flask has existed before the always sunny reference
I’m having chest pains!
“Tommy Lasorda is falling apart” lmao Toms little side comments are what always kill me
These on-air Top Dog phone calls are consistently just absolute gold every time. 10/10 content.
More episodes with just the Mommies please, they’re far too hilarious to only have once in a while
It's so crazy how Enny tried to fight Frank Ocean in the parking lot of that studio that one time. I heard a rumor he beat up on Rihanna too! Great dancer though.
Top Dog will be forever missed
Norm's story is something I really want to read sounds like an amazing trip.
“For safety”
#protectRachel
Hi, I"m Rachel
Seeing Tom so happy to start this episode leads me to believe he was milked under the table moments prior to recording
I've started watching some year ago and I enjoy it. The outrageous people and actions they show are quite therapeutic to me in some way. Great job Tom and Christina!
There's not many things that make me happier than when Tom does his Yoshi voice
I thought the first clip was of Nadav going crazy after losing all that money in Vegas
It wasn't?
Dude... Norm should have called his book “Pig Tales”.
First thing I thought to, it’s a no brainer!
A tale of two piggies
@@cru313 "A pigs tale" the cover is a silhouette of norm and a butt plug with a corkscrew tail attached over a crimson red backdrop, I could visualize it instantly lmao
Tom's dad is 100 percent where he got all his funnies from
I know I'm not the only one yelling at my phone screen to hook up "don't be stingy" guy with RPC
When Tim and Christine played the clip of the trans woman talking about pre judging people based off of sex, color, weight, etc.... I was listening and not watching at the time and I swore, the trans woman sounded exactly like John Mulaney. Anyone else hear that?
I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME THING!
YES. I WAS TRYING TO FIND THIS COMMENT. who you trynna gool John??
First off, their names are Jim and Crystal. Definitely not Tom and Christina.
I heard their voice as Jack McBrayer from 30 Rock.
@@monster0033 excellent, I hear that too now! Haha
That Bayonetta poster is $12.99 + $5.99 for shipping. Anyone got a discount code?
promo code YUMMY
Loved the story about the Hungarian tennis coach not counting Christina as a real Hungarian.
Tom and Christina are the power couple of power couples
You gotta get Mark Normand here. He's one of the funniest comedians out there.
Dude he would crush it on ymh
We did briefly see Top Dog in the video you shot with your mom. The one where you showed her your old people sketch.
And if you're a real mommy you know there's a picture of Top Dog out there from not too long ago
By far this episode was the wildest in awhile and thats tough to say. I love this show soo much!!! It started hardcore and just went full trottle!
God I love Tom's dad.
Alternate book title for Norman: Pig Tales
Exactly!
pig tales! woo-oo! every day he's out there making pig tales! woo-oo! poutine topping, cucking, tit cup rig tales! woo-oo!
Genius
The acai bowls look terrible???? No clue what Christina eats and feeds her family.....but those bowls are amazing. Frozen and fresh fruit with granola. Yep.
It's bizarre. When Tom was showing Christina the "come on, Mark" guy and she was doing that crying face, expressing her sincere misery and disgust, I actually felt empathy. I thought YMH killed that part of me. Wow.
Only $10.53 for a ticket? You fools, I would have easily gone $20.
Mommy Tina looking mighty fine in this one!
You guys are really awesome for being friends with norm and it helps everyone see that like you rly can’t judge a book by its cover sometimes. Hope norms all goood.
Christina's unenthusiastic "Cool" is the seasoning to my life soup.
I love how Christina still has absolutely no awareness of what "ableist" means
I mean not like it's important
Not thinking ableism is a problem...that’s some low and loose shit
My weekly YMH episode viewing ritual consists of hoping Tom calls his dad. “Hey Buddy!” Gotta have that on a shirt.
Thats too basic. Hey buddy is a normal ass intro to a phone call. We need “Cmon Mark, dont be stingy
Hunter Deskin lop
This is the hardest that I have laughed in a while. Thank you mommies for the light during 2020
Yep date night at home with the wife....can’t wait for her responses live and in person.
I could listen to Top Dog's stream of consciousness for.... idk, WEEKS probably.
It should be 24/7 channel