Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 633
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Pull them up all the way over your head! This week Tom Segura and Christina P start off with discussing twins, if Tom actually has fun, and the differences between how the main mommies raise the boys. We open the show with a clip of a super cool guy hitting on ladies at the gym and causing a scene. Is he the son of FedSmoker? We then watch clips of a lunatic crusading for acceptance and understanding of a super stigmatized group, an enraged Uber driver, and we talk about wild bumper sticker culture. We see Patty's doppelganger give a sermon, discuss why compliments from black people are the best kind of compliment you can get, and we try to find a video of an Asian guy crushing "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston. Will Nadav find it? We have a new video from "I turn into a telescope" guy and he's got some information to share with us. We go through a few Horrible or Hilarious and a fun bunch of Christina's TikTok curations.
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My new favorite thing on ymh is Tom's impression of their 30 year old son
Absolutely. I LOVE to hear him quote Little Jeans. Haha
Time stamp? 😭 those are my favorite parts as well
It makes me laugh every time
I love it so much. "Are you kidding?"
I said the same thing last week. It's so funny I always see it in my mind play out. They could make a show around a kid with that demeanor and voice
Gym Smoker is definitely Fed’s long lost illegitimate son 🔥
I saw them in a picture together once.
What Is fedsmoker’s son’s name please?
Gym Smoker Lolol
I don't buy it. He seems like a trolly, pranky, attention-seeking millennial "content creator" and this is just his schtick. He's not documenting his interactions with these people, he's looking into the camera talking to his followers the whole time. His true addiction is likes and a buncha idiots have been positively responding to his shenanigans so he continues doing this BS.
Maybe I should check out his other content before I make these assumptions but I'm here feeling embarrassed for my main mommies thinking they found a gem when he's really an imposter.
@@squall6789 that's how generations work tho they change a bit slightly. Ask a kid how they answer the phone it's different how you pretend to answer the phone
i swear Nadav enjoys this show more than any of us ever could
I’m remodeling my master bedroom listening to YMH and I literally crawled out of my attic and down the ladder quick as hell to see the new young fed smoker’s videos 😂
Why is your master bedroom in the attic?
@@timothycollier3807 hes really smoking meth and moving sticks up there he just thinks hes remodeling
@@j.r09160aaahhhhahaaha
@@he_mid_but_I_like_him it's called a Rhode island remodeling
@@timothycollier3807 maybe he was fixing the lighting?
When tom tells Nadav to search for something it immediately gives me anxiety because my dad when I was younger would tell me to go look for something and I knew if I didn’t find it I was going to be shamed and be called dumb and an idiot. So thank you Tom for the nostalgia you bring me every episode. Hang in there nadav. May baby Jesus be with you.
Hey man, you doin okay?
You mean patty?😂
You dead named him bro, it is Patty O'Hoollahan now.
May baby Jesus Christ will deliver Nadav from evil.. Someday he'll learn through the lord and savior. He just hasn't suffered enough yet..
You mean navad?
Point of personal privilege. The colors in the new YMH sign are too bright and not inclusionary to those who are color blind. Please consider this and refrain from using primary colors
Snapsfingers
Thank you for not using gendered language.
Color non-perceptive person*
Great, now the number of comments is agitating my sensory overload issues. Please refrain from posting more comments after mine
So nice of Doug Stanhope to let Christina borrow one of his suit jackets, what a dude
I love how Tom has started to look into the camera during funny scenes like in The Office😂
i didnt realize how much I loved it until you made that comparison.
Tina’s jacket looks like it came from one of her Oxford philosophy professors who loved giving shoulder rubs.
It's Bert's creepn jacket but he outgrew it
Top comment well deserved
she missed an opportunity to pair it with her doordash shower cap
You damn well know that's Drew's jacket.
Looks like a MAP jacket.
Tom imitating his oldest son makes me laugh so hard everytime
sounds quite a bit like his bernt impression.
I live for his stories of the boys 😅
I always imagine him as a 5 year odd size full grown man with toms face
"Hey Tom"
Or when he does top Dawg lol
One of my favorite things on YMH is Nadav laughing in the back. It brings me pure joy.
It's getting way out of hand by this episode, I hope it tones down
@@ReddFoxx1562 I thought I was the only one. Starting to sound as forced as Jimmy Fallon man 😢 I hate to be low and loose about it, but it is what it is
Tom saying “I have a really good jump shot” …… yeah, we all saw it, and we’ll never be the same
We need a cartoon about the Segura kids with Tommy doing their voices holy shit
He'll yes, sign me up, great idea!
Name of the show:
top dog.
Premise: the kids stay with top dog every day and he tells them shitting stories. The crazy neighbor Conald pops in every episode. Tom does all the voices. Can’t miss.
@@ross7205 Charro needs a role in there somewhere, but I like the premise
Aaaaaaaaa 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Season One of T is for Tomily on Netflix this summer 😂
The more I watch Christina the more simular she is to Burt.
"It should be legal to marry two identical twins" coulda easily been said by Brent
Not even close 😂😂😂 Bart deserves nothing!
not really
One hundred percent she’s the female Burt
The main difference is that Christina is actually funny, though.
i worked at a grocery store and can confirm that i've seen more abled body people ride the scooters than people who actually need them
Can I just say how gorgeous, classy Christiana looks, she looking like a hot lawyer who specialises in niche, trendy problems affecting a small minority of tiktokers
As long as you scream " that's my purse, I don't know you" nut kicking is 100% okay
Dammit, Bobby.
Until peggy finds out
"Dirty pool, Mr."
I need a window seat. This flower is wiltin’. My lawd!
"Man I tell you what Hank bout there-that dang ol meaning o’life, man. It’s like this man. You’ like a butterfly flappin ‘is wings deep down in that forest man an’ it gonna cause a tree fall like five thousand miles away man. If-an ain’t no body see it nobody don-done-e’en know it happen you know ibda baby born into this world int’know neck god dang friends got no nothin but da go come into find out about em ol evil man. Man see like, you don even know man. When-dyagon it’d like you born into this world man and you got - it’s like this: dust in the wind man, or like a dang ol’ candle in the wind man. You gon - it don matter man it’s not the old oldies all th’ time man. You know what I think man? It’d like the the dang ol - I think therefore you are man."
My god this podcast makes Wednesdays good, look forward to it every week
Wednesday's used to be my day off for almost 15 years. Tim and christine got me through almost a decade.
You are correct! I look forward to watching YMH every Wednesday.
Instead of Humpday maybe it should be called Touchmycamerathroughthefenceday? 👍🏽
@@KP-ol3tc I second that movement
It makes me feel so complete
Tom’s impression of Ellis sounds exactly like how Josh Wolfs does his impression of his son!!
#facts I literally said the same thing out loud to myself 🤣🤣🤣
If his son is actually like this, he definitely has a great career ahead of him. His son sounds like the funniest person.
If he doesn’t end up in jail
I’m a life opposing person (LOP) and I find it really offensive when you call me a murder or killer. 😂
That “don’t leave Tom unguarded” story reminds me of when you’d set up to kick in kickball and everyone would start backing up
We had different experiences with kickball
Oh man the flinches when playing dodgeball
Shout out Beerus lol nice profile pic
Shoulder rub guy is the evolution of “where’s my hug” guy
Christina legit had me rolling with her death metal voice!!!
Let's have a great Wednesday everybody. The weather is gonna be cold in a lot of states, but not the warm ones. Christmas will be here before ya know it so get your shopping done. The weekend is almost here. Can't wait for Friday. Let's get after it everybody. Shout out to Chris in Austin and Chrisjeansa.
Watch for waspeses
Did you see those tornadoes? I think you jinxed it.
You see me working out bitch you told me to leave mid Workouts disrespect
Paddy is turning into a real cool guy with that behind the scenes laugh
Must be close to review time.
*Paddy
I’m tired of hearing his double chins smack when he laughs, he is a map
Lol seriously. What most people might chuckle at he really splits a gut.
It's overkill at this point. And, he's basically in the same room as them and it makes me want to punch my own face.
The fear and shame in native's voice when Tim out-googled him. Native was like a scared little boy who pissed his pants, Tim is the bully of a dad who found his report card in the trash.
When the bull flips the old lady
My 4 year old son: parkour!
This is curing my depression. Thank you very much. Much love from the Netherlands.
laughter is like meds for the soul.
stay strong my brother.
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Gij ook naar de klote? .... Sterkte daar ye fuckface.
Ja jonge koekerd
Christina's got a hot teacher vibe going on this episode...and im here for it
i thought she found sherlock holmes' jacket
Absolute queen
Watching Tim and Kirsten do a death metal scream was something I never knew I needed in my life. Turns out, I do. Watch for waspes
Christina doing screamo hands down funniest shit I've ever heard. Shit my fucking pants 🤣🤣🤣
As an adult identical male twin and approximately the same age, I feel obliged to comment and volunteer to make Christina's dream come true. Yes it is annoying at times especially when we accidentally dress alike as adults. It's even more annoying when you are straight and he is gay. Imagine being at the grocery store with your kids and wife and someone mistaking you for the guy that was dancing in his underwear the night before at the local gay hotspot. It's also funny when they think they just outed my brother and I always torture them like I had no idea. It's really the best part of being a twin actually. That and you can always brush off someone you don't like by claiming to be the other one
That's gotta be like someone borrowed your body secretly and did embarrassing things and everyone assumes you did it. 😂
Good Sir we appreciate your candor, but you did not address the dick sitch
That’s funny bro
Shout out to everyone doing they thing and stuff like that.
just gotta get top comment
I miss the old days of ymh with crazy locs and the water champ and DJ dadmouth
@@ryankline2842 THEY CALL ME DUCT TAPE!!!!
Make sure to drink your water
SILENCE
“There’s a way to say that that I can’t” is my new quote for the upcoming 2022
Holy smokes, I thought i was the only one who remembered Pizzicato Five. Baby Love Child is a song i never ever gonna get tired of.
The "polite, less offensive" term for a rapist is gonna be "consent-phobic individuals"
Fuckaleptic
I was walking through Caesar’s Palace with my girlfriend past a group of black men, and one of them said TO HIS HOMIE…. “that boy fly as fuck” and it was the best moment of my life thus far
Congratulations sir
I had a black guy hit on my girl one time and when he found out she was with me, he dapped me up and said congrats. Most validation I’ve ever felt
I couldn't imagine what it's like to be validated by some black men. You guys are too lucky!
what a cringeworthy comment chain
The laugh after "She gets her hair cut at the dog groomer," had me rolling. The statement was funny but the hilarity that ensued was epic. I'm still laughing at that, wine glass breaking high pitched, laughter from the studio background. Those laughs have to be on a soundboard because there's no way you guys would finish a podcast without him losing consciousness every 15 minutes.
OK CHRISTIIINE, I guess I'll take the "Air Segura" sticker off my truck glass.
Shoulder rub guy is not nearly as creepy as "where's my hug" guy
I just got asked that yesterday at work. 🙄 I told him he could get tons of free hugs in prison.
thought they were one in the same
Why is Tom’s impression of his son deeper than his voice LMAO
I graduated with the gator roller and she is such a fucking badass. Accomplished athlete and hardest worker I know!
1:19:45 bro she got a death grip on that cane 😂🤣
“A lot of them have that haircut” lmaoooooo caught that 😂😂
Fed smoker was long form poetry; gym smoker is a careless whisper. Keep feathering it brothers!
They definitely need to have Josh Potter back on to explain more about the Salt Life cool guy founder admitting killing a teen in a hotel room.
That chick who got bit by the gator is a fucking bad ass!!!! She stayed so calm
One time, I got fresh new Jordan’s, and put them on at my car. Five minutes later, I’m walking back into the mall, a black man was having a convo with his woman. He mid sentence stops what he was saying to say to me about my shoes, “Yo, man, I appreciate those J’s, they cold, bruh.” And “I was like thanks, man!” Made my day.
I love how they talked about Salt Life, not knowing the Owner killed his girlfriend in a hotel. 😂
Ironically A more interesting conversation than Christina's ponderance on Slut Life 😄
The producer of this fine program is googtarded, so of course he didn’t think to do a tiny bit of research about it 😂
Word. 😎
I thought she wasn’t his girlfriend, she was like 18 lol
@@MesserAaron13 it was his 18 year old girlfriend
Yeahhhhhh LOVE the Joe Double tune! Bring that back permanent!!!!
I love how Nadav is wearing his “high schooler commiting to a D1 college” outfit in this episode at 11:51. Nice little button up and hat combo
That intro song is 10/10.
Also, Christina really is like Bert!!! One of those hard to unsee things hahaha
There's something special about talking shit to that security guard at the gym while he's facing the complete opposite direction
The struggle to find the Asian boy singing at the Apollo has me in stitches
I love Christina she’s so fun
Unlike Tom, who’s fun in his own way
Christina wanting to sleep with a set of twins and comparing their prowess makes her the coolest girl in that room.
It’s a great Wednesday morning, thank you Native!
Patty
@@alwayshungry6240 ah yes. lol my bad. Patty O’Callahan***
Are we forgetting when an older black lady calls you "honey" "sugar" or "baby" I melt every time!
Those chairs look comfy af and I'd love to know who makes them.
Happy Wednesday everybody! It’s almost the weekend, so if you work today, have fun at work and go home and relax today because the weekend is coming up and that means it’s party time! But for now enjoy your Wednesday, and make sure to drink water. Especially if it’s hot. Have a great Wednesday everybody
I admit. I have one sticker on my car - “Stay Weird.” I placed it upside down and backwards. I won’t apologize. But now, I’m inspired to cover the rest of my car in YMH golden oldies - “that’s where it spits”, “coming up in May”, “Good Morning, Julia!”, “4 Strokes”, “Don’t be Stingy”….and so on. Should this be my 2022 Resolution?
more cackling hyenas off camera please. I love it. Can't get enough of it. It lets me know something funny is happening. And, it reminds me of morning radio... which is nice.
Hows your podcast going?
love that tom voices his toddlers as spongebob & patrick
Kristin is a fedora away from solving the crime her esteemed partner Tim committed with her Sherlock Holmes jacket. #Suhwhoop
I’ll keep it high and tight for y’all - I’m an identical twin. When we were kids it was a NIGHTMARE. Every person that walked up to me had to know which twin I was. High school we started to look a tad different and have different personalities.
My brother and I just turned 30, and I’d say we’ve started to appreciate it now. The twin connection is definitely real though. We finish each others thoughts and sentences very frequently.
You missed the most important question though....
@@sarahlowell3763 the answer is yes for the most part haha
@@sarahlowell3763 Lmfao I truly was about to say this, I was going to be like you truly buried the lead my guy , don't you make people have to directly ask you the most truly interesting and unknowable thing if your not a twin or they're family probably
@@kevinnoble7532 for the most part?? It's either yes they're identical or no lol
But are your dongs identical?
THE BEST Black compliment - I was in Virginia and I called for a cab from the airport - the guy who picks me up is in an old Caddy - he looks like he's from the 1970's - his name is Slim - he shares his story and I share mine and my reason for being there - he then drops me off and gives me his card and says "Hey, call me any time if you need a ride. Nice to meet ya, young blood." and I felt like I just became 3-5% cooler just from that experience alone
The young Fed Smoker... Fed Vaper?
Can we talk about Ellis's voice via Tom? I'd like a side by side voice example. There has to be a reason that Tom always does this one voice for his kid.
Reminds me of Josh wolf impersonating his son
I mean maybe, but have you heard Burke imitating his youngest daughter? It's a pretty similar timbre.
Mama Jeans is looking good! She’s giving me a banana split.
What's a banana split?
@@jarnold1789 YOU KNOW WHAT'S A BANANA SPLIT
She looks so beautiful with that blazer on.
In ND we have lots of guys who put lots of stickers etc. on their (mostly) trucks. Like love of fishing, love of hunting, love of men's hanging testicles. Just lots of stuff like that.
15:00 my man is DEFINITELY CANADIAN, he sounds like EVERY hockey kid I ever played with
The joy and mystery on Tom's face when nadav reads "combative handicapped boyfriend..." hahaha
This episode is a certified banger. Blasphemy & Shred Toker jr. for the win
@1:21:10
My son works at the boardwalk in Wildwood, NJ where this happened. He knows the girl that caught the seagull with her face too!
So funny to see this clip all over the web.
I knew Tim and Tina would be switching to Ozarka. It’s how we roll in Texas. From Missouri’s bathtubs to our bottles.
Tom’s Ellis impressions crack me up 😆
31:50 I fucking love the fact toms got fed smokers impersonation down to a tee 👏🏼🤣
I absolutely despise Stickers on vehicles! The only thing on my car is a magnet that says " Proud Parent of a US Marine" . I think the stickers are tacky & depreciate the value of the vehicle 😂
Joe Machi would be an awesome guest to have. His comments on Horrible or Hilarious would be profound in the funniest way, and I think Tom would enjoy his presence
Soon we’ll start calling murderers “breath-taking people” at this rate 🤣
😅
" un-aliving bone heads "
Paddy’s gotta start workin’ on his Google-fu now that he’s a Christian and livin’ in Texas.
we need a new song now that he isnt a J anymore
Bagpipes of course just like the old country
1:20:00 got me laughing on the treadmill like a psycho 🤣
I play drums and there is nothing more flattering than when a black person gives me a compliment
I listen to every other podcast. YMH is the only one I HAVE to watch.
I can't put into words how TOK'd I am for Fed Smoker 2.0. What a cool guy! 😎
yo so is nobody gonna talk about what christina sounds like she saying at 1:20:29 bc it sounds like a lil something us white folk are not allowed to say 💀💀
Tina may have had an oopsy
"Damn dude!"
That unk shine track at the end was everything
“People who have been astigmatized”-Tim
I’m so excited they found Fed Smokers son. Good to see the tradition is alive and well. Get them chomos, follow that proto!
They missed a huge one. The absolute BEST feeling compliment coming from a black person is when it's about your cooking.
I would kill to have a boss as awesome as you guys! I started watching these from the start and am working backwards. You guys are seriously the best and you make my days better! Keep it real 💯
I’m waiting for the day Ellis discovers death metal and Tom does his impression of Ellis doing screamo.
I feel like the “salt life” thing is something most of us said the first time we encountered that sticker
Conald got brought back to us on a white chariot 😇
That lady that got bit by that gator is an absolute bad ass!
Man, if 27:15 wasn't shared by you two, I would have punched my monitor but you guys really have a gift being able to twist stuff like that into something hilarious. This is why I tune in every week.
Same. I've never wanted to punch someone's glasses through their skull, more in my life.
An adult woman on testosterone who is defending pedophelia is dope tho!
What is it's name
Allyn Walker, a professor at Virginia University 🙄🙄🙄🙄
They were forced to quit after so much backlash they got from that video so you can rejoice a little bit
Really hope we get more content from the Canadian fedsmoker!
100% Hes a really cool guy.
No palm trees in Canada, Homie!
@@Pizzle745 he's still Canadian 😂, they can leave.
@@matthewpeed774 Canadians don't say bro like that
Do you know how I can see his videos?
1:27:24 Shout out to my hometown!! Made it big now on YMH. Always feathering it in Porter, Tx 😎
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Patty is running a laugh track sometimes.
Impossible, maybe when he was full J he could of done it but now as a Christian man he cant cheat in those ways.
Yes! ive thought this too, for the longest time. like who tf is dying in the back?
@@saberxzero Could 'have' could've