Guacamole - You Suck at Cooking (episode One Hundo)
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- čas přidán 2. 12. 2019
- Guacamole is an avocado's highest honor. Every avocado grows up wishing they could become this transcendent, authentic guacamole. Although authentic is a relative term because it's made differently in different parts of Mexico, let alone different countries, let alone different planets.
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How to Make This Guacamole
Step 1: Watch the video
Step 2: Follow the instructions
Step 3: Check the description for the recipe
Step 4: Take 3 avocados and do that stuff to them.
Step 5: Add in ¾ teaspoon of salt if they're large, ½ teaspoon if they're small, if you're unsure start with a bit and add more later
Step 6: Throw the cilantro in the trash if you have that genetic defect, otherwise, chop up a handful and throw it in the bowl with the avocado and squeeze a couple lime wedges in then chop up a deseeded tomato and add that in and around ⅓ to ½ cup finely chopped onion and then some jalapeño, don't be a baby, you love jalapeño but don't overdo it or you'll cry like a baby and it will also hurt on the way out.
Step 7: Get some tortilla chips or eat it with a spoon.
Step 8: Smash the subscribe button and also follow me on Instagram because I do different stuff there sometimes.
Step 9: You've worked hard, take a nap why don't you. - Jak na to + styl
COMMENT
GUYS. 100 VIDEOS. HOLY FREAKING COW.
And pretty much coincidentally, I’ve finally gotten around to making one of those internet websites
with merch and stuff: www.yousuckatcooking.com
HOLY FRAGGIN DANG.
Can’t thank all of you enough…those of you who have been here from the beginning
and any of you who wandered in along the way: THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE YOU!
HOLY FLAPPITY CHOP
Hi, thank you for all the amazing videos you've made c:
Ok
You Suck At Cooking congrats my dude! I’ve been watching since the brownies episode and I’ve been in love ever since!
Bread
YAY
0:51 thank you for speaking my truth
I got u bro
no
8 months and only 75 likes
Man, Not to be weird, but I low key ship Babish and YSAC.
@@djlinton5456 no
gotta say putting the raisins into my roommates pillowcase REALLY brings everything together in the guacamole
Right?
You could also add marshmallows inside his shoes for a finishing touch.
@@johnnull5315 The marshmallows in the shoe is my secret ingredient for my Christmas yams recipe.
And limes in their underwear so the rolling helps the juice get out
😂😂😂
"Why are there raisins in my pillow"
"I made Guacamole"
Vi lmao
Alright this is good
lmao i can't stop laughing
Hahahahaha. Well done
"Oh I see. Never mind."
I was ready to be ridiculed for not liking cilantro like I have my entire life, I shed a tear when someone finally understood it's not my fault. Thank you.
I got u
@@yousuckatcooking hey how are you
I am high
FromZerah Hi high, I’m not funny and should stop with the unoriginal dad jokes.
@@hashtag7964 yeah you should stop
What a way to not take a joke ya sick wanker
@@dirtymonk748 jeez calm down stressy
“And then we take a cup of raisins”
*nervous sweating*
hahaha
His roommate was sweating at that part too
I audibly said wtf
@@koshilowell9531 He was afraid that he was going to put the raisins in the guac which is a war crime
@@RAWRVAL3R13 punishable by death
If someone ever told me that my guac needed raisins he's not going to been seen in any of my parties ever again
well If someone ever told me that my guac needed raisins he's not going to been seen EVER AGAIN.
Then the cops show up and say "This person was last seen at one of your parties" and "Where were you the night after your party"
@@MorganTheMad Then you tell them, "Well he said I should've put some raisins in my guacamole." You and the cops will share a knowing look after retching slightly at the thought of that. Then they'll say, "Oh well, if you see or hear anything about where that person went don't hesitate to call." and they'll give you their card. Next weekend, invite them over for some guacamole. With no raisins in it.
Because you'd shoot them, right?
I would.
But what if they said you needed your guac with raisins in your roommate's pillowcase? Hmmm....
im proud of you
Hi mr Berd
Berd!!!
This comment really needs raisins
bread
here before 200+ replies
When he was talking about other people saying things about your guac, I felt that
Made guacamole for some friends, I cried myself to sleep after...
Chief Tarzan woah what happened?
@@Mr_hedges please tell me you're exaggerating
@@khatunamezvrishvili6211
When you've got overly pretentious "friends" who are so absorbed in the vegan lifestyle or acts like some cultural expert, yeah you'd probably cry yourself to sleep as well.
@@dickmelsonlupot7697 D:
"My secret ingredient is pomegranate juice"
--- that one friend that pronounces it goowackamoley
I always thought that’s the way you pronounce it, what’s the other way?
@@astroob3641 whackamole
😂😂😂😂
NO POMEGRANATES
@@victhoeria5271 *No NO NO NO! POMEGRANATES*
Hey this guy's pretty funny, he should totally write a book or something...
Good idea. I'll give it a shot.
I agree, book when?
@@ThatisThomas October 15th, 2019
@@yousuckatcooking I'll be waiting for it, be finished soon.
@@yousuckatcooking YSAC thinks ahead in reverse by moving forward in the past.
"Takes out the raisins"
*Slowly pulling the gun out*
"Puts the raisins on roommates pillow"
*Slowly putting the gun down*
I smiled against my will. I'm so excited about this episode!! WE GOT TO ONE HUNDO!! And it is the PERFECT episode to sum up this whole channel. Man I am SO proud of y
Oh god. The new, so what the fuck happened with raisins???
@@demoneon9527 They brought the good fortune ants to your roommate. He/she will have an excellent year.
@@yousuckatcooking
From "if you don't like pepper/avodaco, you're a f*cking tool" to "if you don't like cilantro, you're not fussy, just unlucky"... Character development
After a year of research I can conclude that both statements represent a factually correct world view.
@@pauliiizweipunktnull after 2 years of reflection i am an unlucky fucking tool
avodaco
"Party" and "People" both seem like terrible mistakes.... as does sharing my guacamole.
This is the only valid comment
Exactly
I love the internet - I get to witness so many lonely people, commenting publicly that they don't like being in public.
@@mishXY i love you
@@mishXY you have a great sense of humor, you know that?....
love how he basically parodied his old self
No banana pepper rings :(
@@Just_Chizzin he traded the remaster for the banana pepper rings
I think it's just his style.
But he wasn't cussing a storm though
@@dilestvegenerate5294 well yeah he still needs to get monetized
I found you via Binging with Babish. Now I'm binging you. You're freaking hilarious and I'm loving your content.
Thank you! Welcome
Watch the first episode
I know I'm 8 months late but
i guess you're binging with ysac?
Which video?
Nobody:
YouSuckAtCooking: “Four pronged spoon”
Nah spoons are just one-pronged forks
Haven't seen the date fork since that one time
you forgot jaiden
Wang jangle
Nobody: who uses this joke format is funny
episode one: you bring this to a party and people's crotches will explode
episode one hundo: you suck at cooking and your guacamole sucks at existing
I also like how the first guac he said he liked chunky and this one he said he didn't like chunks 🤔 I LOVEEEE the first guac to death
roommate: finds raisins in pillow. immediately starts looking for the freshly made quac
He’s like if binging with babish and howtobasic had a baby
I’m scared
He’s like howtobasic’s brother, the one who wasn’t exposed to lead as a child
You should be. Fear him. He has a power none of us possess. Auto chop.
Paisley :D f e a r h i m
Whos a broke college student
I think he’s part bard
This guy’s roommate over the past couple years: why are there raisins in my pillowcase
Why are all our kitchen utensils chained together
What is all over the oven
Why is there cheese in the tree outside
Where did this dog come from
Seriously, where do you keep finding all these dogs? And... WTF WHY ARE THE EGGS TALKING
Lol
Also why is there a ramen flavor packet in my shoe
And why are all of your eggs taped to the ceiling of the fridge
Why is there hair GLUED TO MY CHEST?
More proof he's from Canada: that was a Kinder Egg.
They are found in America now... they are either legalized, or the supermarkets nearby me are being rebellious...
@@supermoris194 aren'T they kinder joys, though?
@@supermoris194 Also, he used No Name brand pasta before with the packaging in the two languages.
@@supermoris194 the toy is compartmentalized from the food. Not inside the the chocolate like found in the original egg.
The way he pronounces "cilantro" is what gave it away to me lol
*lays head on pillow
“Hey roommate! Did you make guac?”
"Two hits of acid to make it taste more expansive" 2:00 just slipped that one in didn't you? Lol
top kek
No dog video outro? Is this “YOURE DECENT AT COOKING”?
You're decent at cooking yeah you're pretty ok
m8 the song outro was the same song he used in his first vid so like watch that lmao also it was also guac
no it's just that you're a zoomer
@@barbutahelmet8966 ok boomer
@@fright635 thats a lot of "also's"
The nostalgia from all the references to the first episode had me in tears. What a journey it has been...
I love how he took the original video, added some of his newer, cleverer humor and revamped his recipe.
These never get old and these will always be my favorite
Guys he’s literally parodying his first video lol
Dolan Sharkman yes thank u I’m glad I’m not the only one who was thinking this 😂
oh that must be why i thought, finally a video thats as good as the old ones again!
@@robopecha ouch
Only at 100 and already out of ideas entirely
@@josephneider7332 I'm sure he did it on purpose as a tribute for his 100th video.
Considerably less swearing in this one
You're wang at jangling, yeah you're totally wang.
Must have taken his dads advice.
He’s aiming it FOR KIDS
SemiObsessive He just has to make sure it’s for the ages 13 and up
@Tim Evans same
"This doesn't work well if your knife isn't haunted" I knew I shouldn't have gotten that knife exorcism
When you realize that episode one hundred and episode one are both guacamole
They are the same thing
He just did it twice
When you realize that guacamole is spelt with a g not a q
Spazz Corp ha lol thanks I’ll fix it.
Same thing - aggressiveness
aqquessiveness?
I’d like an episode about chocolate chip treats and hear the song “You Suck At Cookies.”
😱💕
Now this is character development, ladies and gents. No more “salty language”, I suppose...
Mel can you check in the google
Unless we’re counting wang jangler.
Well, and also he needs monetization
Chopping *flapping* chop
I'm from Mexico and this is actually the guacamole that I like to make, it's just simple and tasty :)
Damn I remember seeing this back In 2015 and was like isnt this the same episode? Why am I getting this? And 100 EPISODES?! Its not a lot if you think about it but at the same time its special so Nice job man. Keep up your uh whatever you do cuz its entertaining
Thank you :)
ysac and babish literally posted minutes apart and the cilantro part got me like 👀👀👀
every time though!!!
wait the you suck at cooking guy’s name is ysac??
@@l66cid 🤦🏽♂️
ikr
@@l66cid lmao
I feel like this guy is a god that just decided to make food videos one day.
YSAC *pulls a cup of raisens* me: *panik*
“Put it in you’re roommates pillow” *kalm*
Congratulations on 100 episodes I was not with you from the beginning but thank you for making these episodes 🎊🎉🎉🎉congratulations 🎉🎊🎊
"I don't taste the Worcestershire sauce" 😂
That's probably because it isn't disgusting
This has to be my favourite channel been watching for a year or 2 i think i love this guy i miss the robot doe
I smiled against my will. I'm so excited about this episode!! WE GOT TO ONE HUNDO!! And it is the PERFECT episode to sum up this whole channel. Man I am SO proud of you. This is the only channel that never fails to make my day 💕🌸
I ...am in shock. I learned something about my own genes in a freaking cooking recipe video. What a time to be alive.
It all started with guacamole, now we remember the guacamole to honor the beginning of this glorious channel
Nocturne oh yes lol
Yaaaaaaas I immediately went and watched EP 1 after
Perhaps because I’m currently in biology but I read this as “glaucoma”
Was excited to see how me sucking at cooking contributed to an optical illness
I was really looking forward to it
oh take it easy, you just have dyslexia. Bij dis deal no is....nevermind
Daniel Clemente I feel like I might’ve noticed if I had dyslexia
@@daredo2 sometimes people can misread things due to skimming instead of taking time to read. that doesn't make them dyslexic lmao
@@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 I'm considering my response since nobody can see the joke
Ep 1 and ep 100 are both guacamole ones watch them both u realise how much hes evolved
listen, evolution is terrifying.
Yes.
As a mexican, I can confirm this is how a good guacamole is made.
He forgot the pomegranate juice.
As a Mexican I can confirm it’s not authentic but it’s still a pretty good guacamole
@@usagiprincess4387 What would make it authentic?
@@stevenrowan9244 It has to be made by a Mexican.
@@holctomaz2562 I'm talking strictly about ingredients.
(tastes cilantro)
(*cries in single nucleotide polymorphism*)
"now along with the lime, you've got two hits of acid, which will make this taste more expensive" omglmao!
I think he said "expansive" but I could be wrong
@@emilybennett7864 LOL, that makes so much more sense!
Man, you are one of the few people in general who can make me smile when I'm feeling really down, thanks
00:52 THIS! This is me! My family went to Thailand for a vacation this year and it was a friggin russian roulette every time i ordered a dish when we went to eat dinner.
Wow, he has gotten way more calm and no longer curses.
Honestly it shows how he evolved from the start.
I like it.
“Herbs, also known as...herbs”
Cody lol
erbs
Please make a "Behind The Scenes"-video some day so we can see just how much editing goes into making these marvelous creations!
That would be a very long and boring video.
You Suck At Cooking Time is an illusion and boredom is subjective.
Back in his old form! Wow loooove it. Congrats on 100!!
He’s back to Delicious Green Mexican Sludge
2:30 Zero-context remarks like this are my favorite kind of joke.
I’ve been watching since 80 and I’ve probably rewatched every episode as many times as as many videos you have
Thanks for the recipe! I really like how you included the song that you had in your first episode in this video. Congrats on reaching your 100th episode!
Because of the sound of the intro I thought we were going to see pimblokto :(
No, he’s dead
@@12-343 Episode 83 clearly shows Pimblokto is still alive.
“And then we take a cup of raisins”
*starts moving mouse pointer towards unsubscribe button*
;)
& pour it into your roommate's pillowcase
*cursor moves towards like button*
@@weakspirit_ Indeed.
:(
Hey guy, congrats on 100 episodes and 2 million subscribers. Hell of an accomplishment. Keep on wangjangling.
I love the subtle references from the first episode. It’s a nice touch.
We've been waiting for this our entire life.
Can’t believe we’re on episode 100... Seriously. Thank you so much YSAC for keeping one of my favorite youtube series’s around for this long.
A beautiful homage to the first episode. Expertly crafted. An overall masterpiece.
Good job on one hundo videos, my dude. You earned it.
golly gee, thank you very much
I love your videos they alway brighten my day and just give me a good laugh! Thanks for that!
My god. Your product placement was so subtle I nearly missed it.
Up until this moment I never knew my life was missing a wangjangler tshirt..now it all makes sense
Congrats on #100 !! glad to be here :D
How. HOW have I not heard of this channel before. *HOW* have I never seen your videos before.
I LOVE THIS.
CONGRATULATIONS ON EPISODE
*ONE HUUUUNNNDOOOOOOOO*
This continues to be my favorite Channel ever. These always make my day better.
Also, the website is beautiful.
Can't believe I only found this channel 2 days ago, I love your videos and creativity bro, unique !
Kudos to you, love it :D
Wow... I watched from guacamole to guacamole... I FRICKIN DID IT FINALLY ONLY ACOUPLE LEFT TO WATCH EM ALL
Great avocado soap recipe! (yeah, I'm one of those peeps whose tastebuds think that mommy just washed my mouth out for swearing when I chew cilantro)
Why isn’t he cursing like a pirate in this one?
COPPA.
Austan coppa would cause him to swear more???? So it doesn't look like it's for kids?
cus his mom's home
I wanted to like this comment but you're at 69 currently and I couldn't ruin that for you. So I decided to put my support in word form.
Idk the exact reason but my guess is that since his 1st episode, he swore a whole lot, but in this there isnt any swearing. So this is kind of like an "rebooted" version of his original to show how much hes changed. Also he says "choppity ___ chop" and in his 1st video he says "choppity f***ing chop" so yeah, basically a rebooted version.
Remember that time you were angry when dealing with avocados?
Good times.
I am from Mexico and you have done it very well mate!
OMG the people at the end: MY FRICKING LIFE!!
I was genuinely afraid when you said take a cup of rasins and when you said and put them in your roommates pillow case I was so relieved.
I have enjoyed every video and even followed a few and you are very funny and congrats on 100 vids!
I stopped watching after 40 episodes but I was here from ep 7. Glad you made it as big as you always deserved guac daddi.
It was really moving seeing him grow up over the years... Or at least his hands anyway.
"This doesn't work well if your knife isn't haunted" 😄😂
My favorite thing about this recipe is that I already make my guacamole almost exactly like this. So this just confirms I’ve been doing it right this whole time.
This channel is GOLD.
YSAC Guacamole statistics:
Swears:
1 - 20 swears
100 - 0 swears
Raisin Cups:
1 - 0 cups
100 - 1 cup
Just wanted to hear him say the word “wangjangle”
The channel got randomly recommended to me. And now the videos are addictive 😂❤️
I love waking up to a pillow case full of raisins because I know it means my roommate has made guac
When he cracked the avocado I lost it.
I was expecting a yolk
@@volcryndarkstar yep
I stopped breathing for a moment when I heard "raisins"
The best sequel ever. Period
I made a meal with this and 4 of your other recipes, and it was delicious! Keep making these videos, they're great!
the merch line is really impressive... love the fun carrot
Really fair price on it too
@@PyroNinja713 Unfortunately, it's already out of stock
I need to try auto chop so badly
Qasim Dawood , as he said, it only works if you have a haunted knife. But, I think if you were to put the 4 pronged spoon next to it for a period of time, it would likely become the haunted knife you’re looking for....
congrats on 100 videos!!!!! you do amazing work
when i heard the words "single nucleotide polymorphism" i almost cried, thank you sir