Cocktails - You Suck at Cooking (episode 115)
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- čas přidán 24. 09. 2020
- Cocktails. They're good for drinking when you're thirsty. Whether it's the Paloma, Whiskey Sour, Bees Knees, or any other cocktail, one thing you can be sure about is that they have liquid in them.
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Classic Paloma
2 oz tequila
6 oz grapefruit soda
Pinch of salt or salted rim
Garnish with entire grapefruit
Non classic Paloma
2 oz tequila
2 oz grapefruit juice
¼ oz simple syrup
Wedge of lime squeezed
¼ oz simple syrup or agave
Pinch of salt or salted rim
Soda water to taste
Whiskey Sour
2 oz Bourbon
¾ - 1 oz lemon juice
½ oz simply syrup
½ oz egg white optional
Shake without ice
Add ice and pelvic thrust to techno music
Pour over big ass ie cube and stir for no reason
garnish with a basket of lemons
Bees Knees
2 oz gin
¾ oz lemon juice
½ oz honey syrup
shake with ice
garnish with live bees - Jak na to + styl
Good morning
good morning
Good Afternoon from the UK
Good evening from Australia
good morning
Good morning
I literally don't have any ingredients can I just substitute everything with water?
yeah of course
🤣
water cola
water cocktail
water water
Nice
Yes of course 😂
Good job making homeopathic aunt Winnie. Remember. All drains lead to the ocean.
ばーとる now the ocean is homeopathic aunt winnie
Rip tho
The drains in my town lead to poop lakes which gets filtered and feed back to us
@@applesong01 homeopathic poop
It’s ok she liked the sea
I almost had a whole ass aneurism when he got out the “shaker” I thought that it was a weird looking shaker but I wasn’t gonna judge and holy shit that caught me off guard
Was it really his aunt?
@@thelifeofdee9165 I’m gonna go with the non joke answer and say no, I don’t think it’s his aunt. It could have been grey sand or salt with charcoal mixed in
@@thelifeofdee9165 for legal reasons no
It's called Cobbler shaker and has an unusual "urnlike" shape to accommodate a built-in strainer. Most bartenders use a Boston shaker because they're easier to clean on a busy night, so Cobblers are less recognizable.
@@itsastrid190 it could also have bern normal ash, like from a fireplace. Why have trouble recreating something you can readily have...
Press "F" to pay respects to Aunt Winnie for dying twice.
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F
F
F
F
"Goodbye Aunt Winnie"
My roommate, watching over my shoulder for her first YSAC: 👁👄👁
Not gonna lie, I was NOT ready for that Aunt Winnie joke.
oren barzilai neither was i, my jaw dropped
Hahaha
I knew this was coming but it caught me off guard
When I saw the cinder I legitimately went: *GASP*
"Oh wait I forgot, I do have a shaker"
. . . .
oh my god LOL
Double rip, Aunt Winnie
Instructions were too confusing. Now my lemons are hot-glued to my stove.
no i think thats right actually
Ha
I love you.
beat me to it
Goodbye Aunt Winny? LMAO! This was one of your funniest videos yet! All the way through. Good job! 👍🏻
I gasped so loud when he poured out the “ashes”
your drunk
@The Vintage Vegetarian they are drunk what do you expect
Its probably because he's totally shitfaced..
@@trod146 He'd probably talk differently if he were shitfaced
The way he made the simple syrup and grabed the water and honey with his hands... I-
It works! Measuring with spoons and cups is overrated.
I need to know why the "I-"
@@shadowsketches5443 👀 ... jk I was legit amazed that he was able to transport any liquid with his hands like that
@@phoebe8598 that didn't awnser my question
@@shadowsketches5443 I don't know how to be more specific sis 😂 that "I" was one of amazement at such feat. Like legit how did he do it??? 😂
I said “NO” out-loud at the aunt Winnie bit
“Goodbye aunt Winnie” I would say I’m dead laughing but I think Winnie is the dead one
I wasn’t aware that I was going to be drinking so early this morning.
neither was I
Uncle Arthur 🤣😂
RIP Aunt Winnie (Rest in Pipes)
Forest Armstrong hahahaha! I get it! Good one!
Always 5am somewhere 🍹
This is the only man who can tell me, my cooking sucks. He's a wizard in the kitchen.
Your cooking sucks.
Your cooking sucks.
Your cooking sucks.
Your cooking is wonderful I’m sure
No I think your cooking just sucks
We had a grapefruit tree in our backyard, they were massive. They eventually turned into Lemon-Grapefruit hybrids because a lemon tree was nearby. I think.
thats cool man
Damn they can do that
What happens is doves with loose morals hang out on the lemon trees, and spread the juices (of the lemons you sicko!) all over the grapefruit trees when they go home to their bird families.
We had one too. One even fell on my head, it hurted like hell
@@raspberrycrowns9494 oh man
"But pour it like youre not already drunk"
How can I do that if I have to make 2 drinks first according to the video
Keyword is like, just pretend you arent
you get better alcohol tolerance
@@eomaismaker ez ez ez
Just get better at handling your booze, so 2 drinks don't get you drunk
"You can also make homeopathic simple syrup if you put one grain of sugar inside a swimming pool" LMAO...Gotta love him 👏👏
Gaurav Saini that cracked me up also! Almost couldn’t finish the video for laughing!
Yep, that made LOL as well
Had to pause, while laughing, to come and find this comment and like it.
SpiralCee 🤣😂❤️
michael hoey I know what you mean! 🤣😂
Why does everything he makes look so good
He doesn't suck at cooking
My wife left me
Daybtid Did she give you the breakup spaghetti?
@@zviad97 So sorry 🙄😟
He is a god
This is the funniest video I've ever seen. Thank you YSAC for this masterpiece
im here
Where is that “You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck” intro :(
I miss that too :(
First GMM then YSAC
How will we know if we totally suck at cooking?
It’s been gone for 3 years and I didn’t realize till now
Leeinardoe22 wait what really??
Romulus: gets an entire empire and city named after him
Remus: gets his name on some random juicing tool
And a nerdy werewolf teacher.
And a dark and mysterious cinnamon roll
And an entire Star Trek species
And some French sauce
Just A German I think and the first reply were thinking about sander sides not food lol
The aunt winnie part cracked me up
"Mmm, that Bee's Knees is the Cat's Pajamas and it'll get ya right zozzled. It's so ossified it'll make any wet-blanket spouting apple sauce seems Hotsy-Totsy; that's worth 5 clams! It's better than noodle-juice, and any dew-dropper that says otherwise is full of phonus-bolognus stuffed with horse-feathers!"
I'm horrified that I understood all of that.
I think I’m having a stroke
*garnish with live bees*
thank you for always making reading the description worth it
you're welcome
The oddest timing, today is my 21st birthday 🥳 I’m not an alcohol fan but these look good!
then just admire the beauty and keep drinking water. alcohol is very overrated.
@@yousuckatcooking FACTS.
You Suck At Cooking YES
happy birthday
Happy Birthday 🎉🎈🎊🎂💃
Last time I came this early Pimblokto was still around :'(
:'( rip pimblokto
May those cute lil spatula feet find rest. :'(
Why everyone's sad like he died? He's happy and independently living his life. He even have a car
@@Milan-db3uy But we haven't seen him in such a long time :'(
NOOOOO PIMBLOKTOOO 😪😪😭😭
"Pour it like you're not already drunk" Suddenly I think I know why I can never get any cooking recipe as good as the CZcamsr does it
Bee's knees is what my mom used to give me when I was a kid, as a cold "medicine". Without the gin. I think.
You had us in the first half not gonna lie
It probably had the gin.
3:44 Aunt Winnie is now in a better place I guess? (Sidenote: You may need to hire an exorcist in case she starts haunting your drinks)
Drinks and/or sinks?
@@tuesdaywithanh Probably both now that I think about it.
Was Aunt Winny trapped in the ice cube or lemon boat?
nobody:
whiskey sour: *"can i offer an egg in these trying times?"*
xD
Oh who caught the “give me a drink and ill give ya a squeeze” lol
really captured that 1920s misogynistic humour 👌
What does it mean?
@@emilyb.228 A hug, but like in a sexual way
Not to be confused with a bunny hug, which is 1920's for sex
Enjoying the new style of jokes and bits. Certainly as refreshing as these beverages.
I appreciate the fact that you did the math on bee's knees for us. Also, I have said it for years, "the cat's pajamas" is a severely underrated term & it should be used more often I will die on this hill.
😹
The urn joke made me spit out my drink
The fact that there was no “you suck at cooking yeah you totally suck” intro scares me..
I've watched almost every single episode now, and the bees knees song is my absolute favorite!
Can I use my convex wire net to catch the grape fruit seeds and pulp instead of a concave one? I let my sister borrow my concave one.
oh yeah that should work great. but make sure your sister doesn't just keep it.
your convex one will actually catch all the juice, not the seeds
@@nate_storm oh thanks for the tip I almost started to do it but saw your comment first. But it should be fine to then fish out the seeds and pulp out of the glass and pour the juice from the convex wire net, right?
Natsirtt i think that should work
Just take the convex wire-net turn it over and then throw it away and get a concave one
3:35 I was NOT expecting that, I laughed out loud
"Make sure you clean the grape fruit first just incase there's any dove lovemaking residue on it"
THE GRAPEFRUIT METHOD
Aunt Winnie from heaven: 👁️👄👁️
I'm underage, does milk work as substitue?
yeah that would be delicious
CZcams censorship just deleted my age number comment cause it thought is was serious
I will also use milk cause alcohol tastes terrible, and I'm underage
Choccy milk
@@doge_is_life5083 milk also tastes bad. I'm sorry
YSAC’s vids are the only cooking videos I download on my phone. When our wifi goes out and I’m bored, I watch them with my sisters. Seeing their reactions and getting to rewatch YSAC really makes my day
4:39 mans started speaking spamton
The pinch of water made me come back 20 secs cause i was laughing my entire ass off that's some quality comedy right there
Point: Your writing of these skits makes me laugh
Counterpoint: I now loathe that you have given me the imagery of "dove love-making residue"
Enemanoma sounds like something that'd be nice to have during an enema
It sounds like a disease lol
@@roualhoujeiri5905 agree with you here lol
I don't want to have anything while I have an enema, an enema is a distinctly singular experience that shouldn't be combined with other things
This would explain the word. "ENEMA!"
Tip from a bartender: to get more foam on any sour,
DON'T put MORE EGGWHITE in it.
Don't shake it dry, shake it with more ice and SHAKE IT much HARDER. Strain it and don't garnish with an icecube, it dilutes the drink more.
He's like How to basic but much less chaotic and much more funny :>
Behold the Holy Trinity
HowToBasic
Binging With Babish
You Suck At Cooking
And also informative and not shit.
so hes not like howtobasic
He's my senpai
yo wtf idk if i'm just tripping or if i really saw you comment on a fundy video
*”Goodbye Aunt Winnie”*
I FELT THAT
Professional bartender here. I can confirm this is incredibly accurate way of making all of those drinks.
It depends on the cocktail and the flavour profile you're going for, but in a restaurant i used to work at we used to use a bit of vanilla milkshake powder instead of eggwhite to get it smoother without faffing about with an egg. Worked alright for sweet stuff like amaretto sours
i don't have a full lemon to garnish my whiskey sour, but im in a rush to find a relationship
what do i do???? i only have a 1/16 part of lemon
please help
that sounds like just the right amount to get friend zoned
You're gonna be alone forever. Get like 12 cats
Allow one of the bees you attract with the bees knees cocktail to sting you directly on the lips for a full, puckered look
I mean, friend zoned is still a solid relationship. I hope you went for it! Plus, a good friend can be a good wingman. This could be a stepping stone.
"Goodbye Aunt Winnie" I'm dying.
Dude, your quips are on point. There's not another channel I subscribe to that has me laughing out loud like you do. Keep it up.
R.I.P Aunt Winnie, it was for a good cause.
Do cats really wear pajamas? I asked my cat, but he just ignored me.
cats wear permanent pyjamas
If cats could talk. They wouldn't.
@@cmcarlson9582 I don't think you've met my cat. He won't shut up, no matter how many times I tell him I have no idea what he's saying.
@@HexIsme 😹😹😹 I relate to this way too much
The song at the end is ABSOLUTE FIRE 🔥🔥🔥
The "garnish with a whole grapefruit" moment might be the funniest thing you've ever done on this channel. I shrieked
Been watching you for about a year now, and in the last few months I started watching mixology videos. Seeing this video was a great combination of two things that bring me happiness.
I accidentally wangjangled the cocktail.
Still tastes good.
Lol
...but it is the 20's, YSAC...
I remember watching this guy when he only had 50k subscribers telling all my friends and family to watch his videos. I’m so happy to see him come all this way!!!
I lost it on "Oh wait, I forgot I do have a shaker"
Neighbors could hear me laughing! Thank you for making Sunday evening not so depressing 🙂
Hey if you add ice cream could you make like a vanilla whiskey sour that’s a true question??
Bourbon in vanilla milkshakes is definitely a thing
@@yousuckatcooking what happened to the intro? I miss it.
The Neon Llama he’s a changed man
Also known as the bourbon bourbon
@@PhanttomGames 😔✊
Me watching YSAC shaking that cobbler shaker without holding the cap: *nervous sweating*
oh yeah good point
@@yousuckatcooking counter point that's a bad point
"Goodbye, Aunt Winnie." That made me laugh so hard, cuz I'm still driving around with my Mom's ashes in my trunk! Just found your channel - so fun! 😂😂😂
Love this video! Have watched you cook for years but cocktails hold a special place in my heart and this had me giggling the whole time
“Start with 2oz of bourbon but pour it like you’re not already drunk.”
*confused Greg from How To Drink noises
Greg could make a 2nd cocktail by squeezing out his bar rag on some of the episodes with all the spilling he does...
Good morning!! Love the videos😂😂❤ Thank you! This day just git AWESOME
:)
True
Every single time I watch videos from this channel I wish I could "like" it twice.
His videos are the epitome of creativity ....love it!
I love your CZcams videos I always watch them with my dad :)
That's sweet, say hi to your Dad for me
thats funny
THE KING IS BACK I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
I am in awe at that egg yolk trick. I love when this channel makes me laugh and teaches actual tips for cooking.
To say that I laughed when you poured out the ashes would be an understatement
The bees knees is one of my all times favorite drinks!
it's so good!
100% he came up with the Bee's Knees song and worked backward to make the episode.
What a nice gesture, cleaning aunt winnies old shaker.
AUNT WINNIE CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD THAT WAS GOLD OMG
I’m a science nerd, when he called the freezer a “molecule slower downer”. Hilarious, I love it
lmao nerd
Shut up nerd
He did it in a previous video too and I grinned to hear it again. :D
My life is meaningless without the intro :(
Me too buddy... me too...
Yeah ):
Here lets do it together
You
Suck
this was the smile I needed after yesterday. ...and possibly every drink on this list.
nothing’s better than a chill chef
"Goodbye aunt Winnie"
When he first poured out the sand I wasn't sure what was happening...
And then I realized...
That's my name and hearing you say it makes it feel like you're talking about me lmaO
I was! Have a great day Whiskey Sour
@@yousuckatcooking omg-
Why tf would you change your name
Was good
@@aidancopeland479 aiden 😎
I broke my back and came across your show looking to make donuts. Thank you for making me laugh during a painful surgery. I watched them all. Keep it up.
"ice is the only thing that would be dry" i didn't know that, this is the reason i love this channel always learning new things, now "dry ice" doesn't sound that strange, from a foreign person to English love to YSAC ❤❤ 2:29
R.I.P Aunt Winnie... safe travels through the sewer system!
"Lol. What kinda silly thing will be in his shaker"
-ashes fly out of it-
😶
0:53
did he just fucking add a *pinch* of water?
it's this stuff that fucking gets me every time XD
It was salt
I absolutely love how you can both teach me how to make stuff and do it as your making almost everyone laugh
Why'd you get rid of the intro? I want to be reminded that I suck at cooking :(
You have learnt his ways, you no longer suck at cooking
Oh, so getting drunk is cooking? I went to culinary school for nothing..
@@ilikevideos4868 what?
@@katboy3420 you can't suck at cooking if you aren't cooking
@ Ah yes, you can't suck at driving if you aren't driving, you can't suck at drawing if you aren't drawing, you can't suck at playing if you aren't playing, shall I continue the list?
Ah yeah, just in time for my birthday!
Happy birthday!
happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday
Thanks for all the birthday wishes!
I like how he gets straight to the point instead of telling a long history or sharing why hes making it in the beginning
Mocktail recipes are always appreciated!!
I think one of my favorite things about this channel is his excellent taste in vocabulary
And just when the world needed him most, he’s back
I can go to sleep to your voice with classic music in the back
This channel always delivers with the education and laughs