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Chicken Salad Sandwich but Not Boring - You Suck at Cooking (episode 170)
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Chicken salad was sandwiches are a delicious thing to eat if you like chicken and you also like sandwiches.
RECIPE
Season two chicken breasts with salt and pepper pepper pepper then paint with a thin coat of olive oil
Bake on 400F for twenty minutes
Let them cool off, especially if they’re feeling angry about something you have no control over
Shred them with two forks, or if you want to speed up this process use 17 forks
Dice a dill pickle
For the pickled onions:
Slice up a red onion which is purple and about to be pink
Boil a cup of water with a cup of vinnegar
Add 1 tablespoon of course salt (or 2/3 tablespoon of fine salt)
1 tablespoon of sugar
Let that get all melted
Let it cool a bit
Pour it over the onions in a container that can handle boiling water
Let it cool down
Add the shredded chicken to a bowl
Add in an amount of mayonnaise you think is good (I add too much which is the perfect amount but say, start with 3 tablespoons or so)
Add some pepper pepper pepper
Add in 1/2 teaspoon of smoked paprika
Add in 1 teaspoon of cumin
(or add in neither of these and add in one teaspoon of curry powder which is so good)
Add in the pickles and the onions (make sure to chop up the onions)
wangjangle it all together, taste and adjust
Put it on a flat piece of bread. I know weirdly-shaped bread with sharp angles and unpredictable curves is all the rage these days but it’s just not as good for sandwiches so don't try to get too fancy.
Eat the sandwich in a ballgown.
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Komentáře

  • @1YCARADOFACAO
    @1YCARADOFACAO Před 17 hodinami

    Phloem? I barely know'em

  • @thezimra9429
    @thezimra9429 Před 17 hodinami

    no.... garlic sauce is the best dip.... and not that murican shit

  • @GodofRizz36
    @GodofRizz36 Před 17 hodinami

    What specifically does this really achieve aside from maybe looking cool or maybe stuffing really small things inside of a carrot? Like only those two things?

  • @logancook2634
    @logancook2634 Před 17 hodinami

    So fake

  • @PlanetErt
    @PlanetErt Před 17 hodinami

    2:10 I hate it when I don't let it cool down enough, and my fork melts :(

  • @animaginaryboy_
    @animaginaryboy_ Před 17 hodinami

    Sorry for your loss.. but at least you have chicken

  • @stianaslaksen5799
    @stianaslaksen5799 Před 17 hodinami

    Put a cast iron pan on medium, put in a chunk of butter and toast those bad boys up!

  • @10millionssoon99
    @10millionssoon99 Před 18 hodinami

    So which one shall we eat?

  • @BloxyBone
    @BloxyBone Před 18 hodinami

    "Should we be doing this?" Honestly if it doesnt start being an invasive plant than its fine, i mean it is all good

  • @letter_o_hyphen_letter_o
    @letter_o_hyphen_letter_o Před 18 hodinami

    Never said I'd come pick him up once he's done. Just leave him there.

  • @Vivelix
    @Vivelix Před 18 hodinami

    apples and oranges…. not so different now, huh?

  • @dangilmore9995
    @dangilmore9995 Před 18 hodinami

    This guy's a douche

  • @ThomatoForce
    @ThomatoForce Před 18 hodinami

    I'm so sorry for your loss

  • @umicad
    @umicad Před 18 hodinami

    The word No: "am I a joke to you"

  • @xenius6182
    @xenius6182 Před 19 hodinami

    I used to eat everything outside around it, and then eat the inside circle after

  • @drakdragon
    @drakdragon Před 19 hodinami

    I lost a child to cumin deficiency. I tried to serve a delicious dinner meal and I forgot that oh so critical spice so my child, distraught from this blunder, got up and left. I asked him where he was going and he said "Flavortown." Never saw him again.

  • @amydave2744
    @amydave2744 Před 19 hodinami

    Probably too worried about ladders and out of no where taken too early by cumin deficiency, rip Jacob

  • @edwarddean9554
    @edwarddean9554 Před 19 hodinami

    Picky eaters: Hmm, interesting

  • @Lina-jn8cv
    @Lina-jn8cv Před 20 hodinami

    I used to first eat the outer layer as a child cause I liked the inner one better

  • @BigGuy1989
    @BigGuy1989 Před 20 hodinami

    you know this white people don't know spices joke may have actually been funny if you hadn't been doing this show for years now and regularly used them.

  • @freaknsick432
    @freaknsick432 Před 20 hodinami

    Men of culture

  • @audioa41
    @audioa41 Před 20 hodinami

    Bro you gotta tag these nsfw

  • @meganharley11
    @meganharley11 Před 20 hodinami

    That xylem is so good

  • @skeetsmcgrew3282
    @skeetsmcgrew3282 Před 20 hodinami

    I can't believe you made a horse prostitute joke

  • @leko8398
    @leko8398 Před 20 hodinami

    That's why you give him cement shoes so he can sleep with the fishes and you can save the planet.

  • @oHaiKuu
    @oHaiKuu Před 20 hodinami

    That eggplant emoji hit different now.

  • @fermin7c1
    @fermin7c1 Před 21 hodinou

    He cant keep getting away with this

  • @9usuck0
    @9usuck0 Před 21 hodinou

    They also used to look like eggs, dork.

  • @Bearbytez
    @Bearbytez Před 21 hodinou

    I'm glad I recognized the cutting board. Was about to hit the "not interested" button in the endless effort to curb clickbait titktok trash from my feed. But risked the click in case it was you.

  • @lobiinolobo5949
    @lobiinolobo5949 Před 21 hodinou

    I KNEW IT MUST'VE HAD A NAME!!

  • @PestoPizza22
    @PestoPizza22 Před 21 hodinou

    a true plant turducken

  • @sleepquietlytiredtoys4212
    @sleepquietlytiredtoys4212 Před 21 hodinou

    Wow! I had no 🆔ea!! 😁🙌🏾 But why are we doing this?? 🤔😁

  • @recmonika9751
    @recmonika9751 Před 21 hodinou

    I fucking hate gmo all my homies hate gmo 🤬🤬

  • @ialrakis5173
    @ialrakis5173 Před 21 hodinou

    I'd like to recommend to use chicken with builtin hardboiled eggs. It's adds to the flavour and changes the structure a bit. In addition to that you can also add finely chopped chives to the mix.

  • @dontlookatmypic3594
    @dontlookatmypic3594 Před 22 hodinami

    rip to those who genuinely believed this

  • @MUSHwaffa
    @MUSHwaffa Před 22 hodinami

    rip jacob

  • @KLbSYNCHRONOUS
    @KLbSYNCHRONOUS Před 22 hodinami

    I hate cooking videos but yours are super sucky & I like that

  • @chinmayij9334
    @chinmayij9334 Před 22 hodinami

    "Where there is a hole, there is a goal"

  • @namratajain921
    @namratajain921 Před 22 hodinami

    😆 outright hilarious

  • @nitzanasuline3475
    @nitzanasuline3475 Před 22 hodinami

    Cumin is a REALLY powerful spice and can take over the entire dish if one’s putting too much. Always start with a 1/4 tsp. And add gradually till the desired flavor

  • @joeykkta
    @joeykkta Před 22 hodinami

    I've know this since I was like 5 or 6, cuz I have the weirdest way ony eating a carrot I'll admit that. I eat the "outer" layer until it's only the "xylem" left and then I eat the xylem like a normal carrot. I honestly like the xylem more because it tastes slightly sweeter than the rest of the carrot.

  • @namratajain921
    @namratajain921 Před 22 hodinami

    bro😆😆😆

  • @WhFAMjm
    @WhFAMjm Před 22 hodinami

    Nah cause the fact that the inner part actually tastes sweeter, which is why it is my favourite part of a carrot, is just amazing

  • @kelliethomas2664
    @kelliethomas2664 Před 22 hodinami

    You are so dramatic.😂

  • @mamashroomz
    @mamashroomz Před 22 hodinami

    My whole life

  • @RobinMarconeCassidyRN
    @RobinMarconeCassidyRN Před 22 hodinami

    🗣 "Suck It Picasso"

  • @reneenanzer2289
    @reneenanzer2289 Před 22 hodinami

    Made this last night. So good!

  • @ImHereForPearlJamVid
    @ImHereForPearlJamVid Před 22 hodinami

    @jordan_the_stallion8 please please....

  • @FriendShaped1045
    @FriendShaped1045 Před 22 hodinami

    Why would one want to do this? Genuinely curious

  • @jacoblee8181
    @jacoblee8181 Před 22 hodinami

    Guys it’s okay I’m okay