Chocolate Ice Cream Bars - You Suck at Cooking (episode 145)
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- čas přidán 3. 08. 2022
- Chocolate covered ice cream bars are similar to gold bars, except they are made of different materials. The materials are ice cream and chocolate, as opposed to gold.
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Recipe
Like most ice cream bar recipes, we're taking two well known recipes and combinating them: no churn ice cream, and home made magic shell, both of which have been around since the dawn of time.
The Ice Cream
2 cups of heavy cream or whipping cream
Whip it or don't whip it
1 can of sweetened condensed milk (small can, 300-400ml/14oz)
1 teaspoon of vanilla extract
Combine those things together. A lot of recipes say you should mix the vanilla with the condensed milk first but I'm skeptical that it makes a difference. Even more skeptical as I am of Sasquatch because I'm not skeptical of Sasquatch at all because they're real.
So pour your non-iced cream into ice cream moulds and freeze them overnight. Don't dick around and try to freeze them for just a few hours. You need the ice cream to be mega cold for this to work.
Magic Shell
Melt two bags of chocolate chips or another kind of chocolate
Add 1 or 2 tablespoon of coconut oil but don't over do it
Melt that stuff in a double boiler then wait for it to cool all the way down
I'm gonna be honest with you...even as I thought I got the hang of this I was still messing it up when I was trying to make more. The weird thing was the first couple came out fine then the one after that slipped off. WHY? I don't know. But one thing I know is you gotta refreeze those bars after you take them out if there is any meltitude on the outside. If you have molds that let you pull them out without them melting, then congratulations.
But yeah, if you figure out which chocolate works best lemme know.
Anyway, cold ice cream, not hot chocolate, give it a dip, let a lot of the chocolate drip off, then hold it in the hair until it sets before you lay it back in a container for freezing.
I could have gotten into all these details in the video but, you know, I got distracted.
Emma explains it better and I got the no-whipping tip from her:
• 3 Minute, 3 Ingredient... - Jak na to + styl
The musical moment at the end was nothing short of divine. In fact, if you asked me, I'd say it was a bit taller than divine.
hear, hear
notice how gargantuan the balls on that ram are
I guess you can say that it's "the tiktok".
I'm not showing myself out
It was like a scene from Chocolat
It brought light into my day.
The ending was so poetic, transformative, life-altering. I've never felt such pure bliss before and I never will again.
It’s changed my life.
I guess we picked the right way to whip the heavy cream then
I have!
i already feel like a better human being
Excuse me I feel insulted because we didnt get to know the gender of the ram
There is something wonderful about him using a can opener on a can that has a pull tab. Keep up the good work my dude.
This is one of those ones where I'm not sure he did it on purpose or if he forgot
I have started using a can opener on cans with pull tabs. No sharp edges to savagely slice your fingers!
I see you don’t watch atomic shrimp 😝
@@Filbie hahaha @Atomic Shrimp is the source of my new can opening habit. Some of those sardine pull tab cans are hella hard to open. Relatively easier to do with the can opener.
@Technology Connections has an informative episode about can openers.
Fully didn't notice this!
These videos are a mix between a fever dream and a cooking show and I love it
Dreamcore/weirdcore cooking show
It's a cooking show from the alternate dimension cable
snoop dog + martha stewart = YSAC?
The bathing of the battering ram symbolizes his rebirth before stepping out of the sink and exploring freedom (YSAC, 4:04). This final bath can be seen as the ram's final act of rebellion. The ending to the story provides the sense that the ram has finally gained his complete freedom from a world he did not belong in. He was living a life that ceased to please him and he found his escape in the water. Compared to the thick, sticky fluids featured throughout the rest of the video, the water symbolizes freedom and independence, and it is through this last act that the battering ram is able to experience both of these aspects forever. Showering himself was not to show that he was not able to handle ice cream, it was to symbolize that he had discovered a way to be happy, and he was strong enough to rebel against society in order to gain independence the only way he knew how. Now the ram never has to return to the kitchen to live a life where he is not free to be himself, instead he escapes into the expanse of the house to live freely forever. The battering ram's journey to freedom and independence is played out with a backing of Delibes' "Sous le dôme épais". The ram's first meeting with water parallels the Earth-shattering meeting between Gerald and Lakme from the original opera.
I am generally against artist statements but I worry not everything will come across, so I'm just glad someone really gets it.
ok
No no, you’re way off.
@@JohannGambolputty22 elaborate matthew
@@JohannGambolputty22 they are perfectly and exquisitly on point.
I have a hunch that these vids are just a motivator for YSAC to clean his kitchen once a month
YSAC is afraid to like this comment cuz he doesn't want to be outed
Gotta wash your ram more often
Same reason I have friends over every so often
To Ghost Skyrim: With the views, subs and Silicon Valley stipends, such sufficient for a live-in maid.
Suddenly I have the urge to start a cooking channel.
3:03 : ... Or any kind of ram."
Me: *Drives Ram 15 over the kitchen counter*
This guy is the definition of, “Don’t let them know your next move”.
You Go To Follow Him Around A Corner And He Pulls A Chocolate-Dipped Sheep Out Of Nowhere.
@@AssistantCoreAQI well now ThAT would be weird. a chocolate-covered ram however is perfectly normal to have on your person.
4:13 That shot is a work of art
look at the nuts on this fella
Pretty ballsy for YSAC to show such a powerful shot.
@@boitaho Yeah, CZcams gets pretty testy about artistic content. It's complete bollocks if you ask me, they've really let the ball drop on creator freedoms, but so many people have already talked about this that it feels like low hanging fruit. All I'm gonna say is, for YSAC to dangle it in their faces like this... well. Let's hope he doesn't get the sack.
Balls!
@@StormShadowHarris The amount of puns in this is more than the amount of jokes YSAC can fit in 5 seconds, which is quite a feat
Beautiful how he washed the sheep. Absolute art
made me cry.
100% agree, that ram DOES have huge balls 4:14
e for effort
*ram
And yes I am fun at parties lol
yeah, I appreciate his... attempt of washing solidified chocolate from the sheep.
I'll never stop being fascinated by the amount of names he can come up with for a freezer
Really great video. Instead of dipping the icecream I recommend using a silicone brush to apply it in layers which also gives you the benefit of being able to put them back in the particle condernser in between layers. About 2 layers is already enough, go for 3 layers for that signature crunch upon bite. Or go for 12 which is as thick as a pocket bible and will make you feel an equal amount of guilt.
These are just fun to eat. Never too young or old for these.
How could anyone be to old for any ice cream? 🤔
Thats what your wife said to me last night
What? Ram balls?
@@Dweesil
Definitely can be too young though.
I think I could get old enough that I can't eat ice cream, I'll see ya guys in 200 years. I'll tell you if I can still eat icecream
Wow that sound at the end was beautiful he's gotten so good at singing
@eroi bior
Entropy Calibrator.
LMAO
The ending with the ram was so beautiful. I clicked this video looking to learn about making ice cream bars and left with a taste of something so divine. The story of the ram will be with me forever
😂😂😅
Did you notice the ram's balls too?
3:38 That ram looks utterly content with its new headdress.
I see a lot of ice cream content lately and all I can say is: I approve.
It's almost like it's summer right!
Synchronicity
I APPROVE
@@morph1207 Objection, it's always summer in some part of the world
What is your favorite ice cream and why is it Neapolitan?
Because I'm Neil armstrong
Neapolitan would be perfect if there was none of the disgusting chocolate in it.
it's maybe chocolate..
I like Napolitana pizza
I like Neapolitan ice cream because it’s effective at pissing off my sister when I throw it at her. Not only is she covered in Neapolitan ice cream, but the ice cream sucks too!
1:20
Ah yes the kinetic energy decreaser
And "atom space lessener"
And molecular slower downer
2:37 The thing you actually have to exercise discipline on is not drinking the whole thing.
I shed a single tear. That was beautiful, thank you.
A ram with any other coating would taste as sweet.
I'm either misquoting Shakespeare or misidentifying sheep.
eminem has been real quiet since this 1:53 dropped
As the chocolate was washed away from the ram, so were my doubts and fears. And now I know: I must whip that cream. I must whip it good.
if you use the whipped version, it's not as thick
so it won't have as much grip on the stick
so careful not to rip it from the mold lip
before you give it a dip in water drips to unstick it
and don't slip it into your lips or lick it before you dip it
now if you pour it into a box of glass or plastic
don't crack it when you extract it
just go ahead and jack it to unpack it
but you best go back
and line your basket with a sheet of wax
because i screwed this one up to the max
Im so glad that I found this channel again. Used to watch your videos a lot like 2 years ago but forgot the name of the channel. Very entertaining, and the amount of work you put into creating these recipes is just astonishing. Not to mention that you deliver us great recipes in a very interesting form of comedy. Keep up the good work!
"Slap that Subscribe button & hit the notification bell!!" - a CZcams proverb
You suck at remembering, yeah you totally suck?
@@Soupy_loopy the who withe the what now?
How could you forgot that you sucked at cooking?
How can you forget this channel? Kids these days, I swear.
0:59 Hold up, this dude used a can opener on a can that has a pull tab...Does he know a secret technique we don't?
@Rock The Jake, Using the can opener prevents that sharp edge left behind by the pull tab lid.
Yet again, another perfect work of art from YSAC. The ending was absolutely phenomenal, as the background music really fit the context of that scenery. I really can't believe that to this day you're not included in history books. Matter of fact, you deserve to be known across the world, immortalized in history.
„Atom space lesser“ is your new best one. It just beat the „molecule slower downer“
The sheep section was absolute perfection
3:14
Did he just have the icecream bar go to the music? I had to watch it three times to check.
I'm thrilled to see the battering ram back in action. My favorite cameo from the Onion Rings episode.
That dipping segment is divine
I wanna live in the “no churning zone”
Not me, I yearn to churn
@@retsuza me too brother
Alas we all have churning within us....our stomachs 😔
That ending felt like one of those weird ads you see on tv, where you wonder what on earth the footage has to do with the product
I loved it
You are one of the reasons I even still use CZcams dude you're 1 of the few content creators that doesn't just recycle content... And I look forward and appreciate Your videos when they come out it's awesome
Thank you!
He's fooled you man, i know a bowl of recycled cream when I see it.
Costco used to make these and ive been craving them a lot in the past 2 weeks. extremely convenient you made this
lmao
My Costco has the Kirkland bars. They stopped for about 6 months, then they returned. Check again, you may be surprised!
Costco is amazing
I just had A Haagen-dazs Icecream bar like this. Costco almost always has them.
Because googling it would be impossible?
I also came to rant about the epic ending and how dramatic something this ordinary can be, the montage is bananas. I can feel the ram's calm but having an inner burnout for dealing with your mindles mess and everyday shit.
Peace and love.
More names for the freezer :
- Atom Aligner
- Energy Drainer
- Particle Compressor
- Particle Connector
- Particle Densifier
- Object Hardener
Oscillator reducer
Infrared radiation killer
Perishable Protector
0:37 and this is why I hate making decisions…damn butterfly effect
I managed to keep my composure until 4:12
Why did the plastic goat have balls
😭
I just spent the last three days binge watching every episode from the beginning. 145 episodes is not enough. What a fun ride, I can't wait for more!
Can we just appreciate that this man spent his day covering plastic rams in chocolate for our entertainment
I’ve been watching your videos for a very long time. One of the few youtubers I still watch and I’m so happy to have known your channel. I’m so happy you still post!! I really appreciate you, I cook for myself from time to time and right now it’s in middle of the night and I just want to say thank you for doing what you do and making people smile!! :)
Thank you so much!
The ending was unironically beautiful.
What a cultural moment I just shared with YSAC!! The poetry and the music... the battering ram... divine!🥰
Been a while since I’ve been a viewer of your channel but I saw one of your shorts and decided to come back for a little. Good to see your still doing well and haven’t fallen off
I can't believe that I haven't seen his videos before today. I've missed out on the most amazing videos on the world wide net. This guy deserves a gold award. He's changed my life and I will never be the same again 💝. I wish I could watch all of his past videos and share them all at one time. All I can say is WOW 😲!
Aight aight I c what ya mean with the ending but Eminem's been real quiet since the unmolding part at 1:37
Great episode. One of the best YSAC's in a while. Great stuff!
Will a power stone also work for crushing pecans or walnuts? And if so do I need to crush them with an emotion like despair, pensiveness, or nostalgia, or does love work for other nuts as well?
This looks so delicious. I'm definitely giving this a try, thanks for sharing
The prep work for each episode must take so much time. You have very unique tools!
this channel brings me so much joy
These look so good!.
I'm going to whip it. Whip it good.
Whip it real good
it's not too late!
Into shape
Shape it up 🤣🤣
Get straight!
The story of the Ram is one that will be told for generations. Thank you for this piece of art
it’s 2am right now and i just woke up in a cold sweat remembering your youtube channel. i haven’t watched since 2019 and i’m so glad i remembered this channel
Just think of how much time the sculptor spent meticulously crafting that scrotum - kudos to you to give it the honor it deserves
I love the flower duet at the end, but hey Lakmé is just a beautiful opera to listen to :)
Thanks! I had just checked the description to see what the music is. Not familiar with Lakme but I know the duet, with Anna Netrebko I think, is on YT.
Beautiful video!! The ram looked happy. The offset stick killed me. Music spot on.
from "no way he used the battering ram joke again it was once in a time magical moment that cant be repeated" to "i see you BROUGHT IT BACK TO CREATE A MASTERPIECE"
I'm hooked lol. These videos are hilarious (and informative).
Truly inspiring. This channel has completely changed my life. Again.
I love all the freezer analogies; you never seem to run out! 😂
I love this channel, always surprises and amazes me. Great work my dude.
You are without a doubt one of my favorite people on CZcams and this may be my favorite video
This whole video had some great musical vibes and rap lyric style. This man is a genius.
Never imagined an art piece at the end, with staring at a ram's balls. Brilliant and beautiful.
I found this channel 2 mins ago and this is already my fav. Good job!
The subtle humor during the use of the can opener when there's a tab. Nice touch. 💀
I love your videos, they bring so much joy into my life; but also make me question it lol
Wow. Well those end up looking mighty delicious. I've done the whipping version so far. Very good, now I want one ❤👍
The music and the single droplet of water on the balls at the last shot was the best thing I've ever seen in a youtube video, well done sir!
I appreciate the focus given to the ram. Specifically, the balls.
I love how your videography is more quality than most other channels, and you are doing it for a joke.
This episode should have won an Emmy.
Thank you for postjng the PSA. This was fantastic, bravo!
This is one of my favourite of your latest vids
The last footage makes a really nice ice cream commercial or a sheep shampoo commercial. I can't decide
hello from Ukraine man, you always cheering the day up
Hey man, hope you’re doing alright and wishing you all the best
I’ve been having a pretty rough day and your videos has been weirdly very comforting
Absolutely loved every byte of this.
재밌는 설명과 함께 아이스크림 레시피 잘 배웠습니다^^
당신의 요리는 지루하지 않고 훌륭해요 최고에요
ok
Exactly what i meant
@@nikolacekic4244 ^^
@@McNuggets129 ^^
It's really cool that you can write in another language and understand English, but not enough to write it
Dude you never fail to make a happy banana out of my face.
Dear Cozmoos: Wow wow wow! I read this and instantly perked up whilst I lay down, becoming the tallest man in the world.
This was utterly sublime. Thank you for creating top tier content. Subscribed.
Man your videos/humor does not get old!
Yo, sick ice cream bars from 1:35 to 2:05! ;)
These look amazing, gotta try them out!
Why did the ram had to have massive balls dangling there?
What did I just watch? Just discovered this channel and now I can't stop watching.
I never thought I would be so entertained by a cooking channel
The ending though; masterpiece 😋
How do you know when a recipe works?
When you have 99% of your viewers rushing to go make it the moment the video ends...... 😄
I’ve been watching your videos for over forty years and the content has never wavered.
3:55...that's it.
Yes, while the apple skin is very rich in vitamins and very healthy for you, the chocolate coating actually tastes good.
Implying that apples don't taste good.
@@Mrmoocows99 apples are lovely, but have you ever just eaten an apple skin? It's disgusting.
The ending alone made this my favorite episode of all time.
4:12 - I was not prepared for the ram balls at the end.... I almost pissed myself laughing. 🤣
Look very delicious 🤤 😋 I love homemade ice cream 🍦 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦
I’ve never made one of your recipes, but I’ve watched all these. A couple times or so. You’re a treasure dammit
Love the addition of nuts at the end there. Really finished off your video with that YSAC flair.
The peanuts were also a nice touch to the ice cream.