62 Quick Food Tricks - You Suck at Cooking
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- čas přidán 31. 12. 2021
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"So they dont taste predictable" is still one of the best jokes out there
I still love "battering ram"
He almost lost it on that one...
My favorite joke I think
@@Mormielo I used to think that too, but pretty sure its actually a baa-ttering ram
@@Mormielo .
Don't think of it as saying good-bye to Aunt Winnie, think of it as sending her off on one last ocean adventure.
she'll end up in the solids pit at the local wastewater treatment plant, getting new life in a pile of "compost" that grows huge tomatoes. a fitting end for aunt winnie, that old hag
yes.
Some of her will be eaten as mentioned above, while the rest of her will be drunk by some poor randos that still drink city water.
She never did learn how to swim...
How fun
Guys he’s not hacking he just has really good cooking socks
He socks at cooking yea he totally socks
I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear ic
It's the cutting board for sure
@@AxxLAfriku good
It’s definitely the apron and chefs hat
2:45 I love the little laugh he does for his battering ram joke
thats one of the best jokes ever
Even he can't handle how funny he is 🤣
One of the few ones he couldn't be serious about, lmao.
I was hoping someone else made this comment 😂😂
Yeah, he totally cracked.
Hey Happy New Year! Hope it's a really good one for all of us. Lemme know what you wanna see in 2022!
Happy New Years hope we finally get this covid thing ends anytime this year
french onion soup
I need help with cereal.
Hamburger 🍔
Aliens will be revealed
I’m convinced that YSAC is 95% as good at editing than he is actually cooking. I don’t ever see those transitions coming
easily better at editing than cooking, but still such a good cook
@@iwantcookiesplz9444 yes you’re literally right
Either he has a great photographic memory as to his hand positions, or he has a setup to match the position of the previous shot to the shot he's about to do. Usually what is used when doing motion graphics work to ensure position of the frame is as precise as possible... without it, its a guessing game as to where the previous position was.
What are you talking about, there is no editing. Didn't you watch the video??
He explains each process in detail, even giving options to a few. If you haven't thrown
your potato at the wall to make chips (or haven't succeeded at it yet), just ask for more tips from YSAC. Don't just dismiss it as impossible. When I was a child I could not whistle, but now it is almost second nature.
@@VideoNozoki I think I’ve just been buying my groceries at the wrong bathtub, there’s no ham in mine
I love how you almost broke saying "battering ram".
yeah i noticed that to 😂😂😂
Time?
@@aryanshah7436 2:46
@@aryanshah7436 2:43
@@aryanshah7436 2:42
I only just got the “scallion” “stallion” joke. This man is a genius
still missed the opportunity to fit "rapscallion" into that video
How did I ever survive the kitchen, let alone make food, without this knowledge..?!
Thank you, YSAC! You may have saved lives!
how did i not burn down the house before watching this video?
Good to know, Mr. Laird Cummings.
What does ysacyyts mean
@@k1ngmeal483 the channel name
the way he giggles at his own "battering ram" joke is still my favourite thing
Fun fact: there's no editing, YSAC is an actual reality bender.
Oh shit, someone notify the SCP organization!
There is no spoon 🥄
@@spacetearable SCP-YSAC is to be contained within the confines of Site-62 at all times. Site-62 is a suburban area of [redacted] acres in [redacted], Canada, in immediate proximity to a number of rural, rugged areas and wilderness, including a forest, a river, a beach, and fields of corn. It is to be monitored by undercover site personnel to avoid SCP-YSAC from becoming aware of its containment. SCP-YSAC is to be allowed free reign within Site-62, as well as full recording and editing equipment, and a computer with full access to the internet at all times, to prevent SCP-YSAC from attempting to utilize its anomalous abilities outside of its current career as a content creator on the CZcams platform.
SCP-YSAC is a human male approximately [redacted] years of age who has demonstrated dangerous reality-bending properties. These include the transmutation of common food objects into other food or non-food objects, manipulation of matter in ways not consistent with the laws of physics, short-term reversal of time/causality, and demonstrations of abnormally high strength for the average adult male. SCP-YSAC seems to exclusively exert these alterations to reality only when it coincides with a joke or fictitious demonstration in one of the subject's CZcams videos. Whether or not SCP-YSAC is capable of bending reality in this manner outside of this context, or simply chooses not to, is not yet known.
I just had to say mad respect for the editing skills, patience, and time required for this. NOT just this video, all your videos. I mean hell, you have music videos that you created from scratch at the end of most of them. Which is the entire career of music artists and they don't even edit the video. Just cuz you wanna. Mad, mad, badass respect.
Agreed!
This reminds us of the most important tool in the kitchen... a wall
i always have a wall in my kitchen and i recommend having one to everone. it's a true gamechanger
This is the same energy as "There's only one thing worse than a rapist." I love it.
@@jj3665 You love a child?
"Goodbye, Aunt Winnie," made me choke on my drink.
K for real I laughed waaayyyy too hard at "Goodbye Aunt Winnie".
Also, Happy New Year, YSAC.
Same
It was so dark and random
I legit went: "What kind of shaker got dust in... Oooh, no °~°..." _Goodbye Aunt Winnie_ *hilarity ensues*
Same, it caught me off guard 😭
The thing I love about this channel is not only are the recipes easy to follow for a big idiot like me, but YSAC seems to have a lot of fun doing it.
love the fact that "hide your dirty dishes under the sink" is included. these are just tricks, it's up to you to decide for yourself whether performing said tricks is a good idea.
I loVe that idea. Too bad u would throw out your dishes if u really did.
Thank you very much my good man. Gordan Ramsey now calls me "sir"
about friggin time
I still cant get over him laughing about his own Battering Ram joke 😄
"What is your favorite kitchen tool?"
YSAC: Wall
2:43 his barely audible laughter at “battering ram” of all puns is so great omg
I love when he does the really weird things that work without editing like the corn butterer and the duct tape mixer.
First you taught to me to wangjangle, now I’m whisk-chucking eggs and working on my nine-fork-egg-shell removal. Best channel ever.
The wild scallion bit always gets me
If YSAC ever decides to start a D.I.Y. show, I will watch attentively in fear.
Loved this, especially the cocktail shaker. 😂
"Goodbye Aunt Winnie" 🤣
“You can hold the cheese with a fork if u have a fear of touching cheese” that my friend, earned a sub 😂😂
WAIT... we need to know the exact strength to remove the potato crust with the wall because we don't want it break them into chips by accident.
This is why I always drive in reverse. Ive been driving over 20 years and havent got a scratch on me.
relatable
yeah but that's probably why you already drove 20 years and still haven't arrived yet. Maybe you just forgot to turn your car around. Happened to me once and I ended up in Melbourne though I wanted to just drive to the store and I'm German. Just start over, it's quicker.
I like how YSAC laughs ever so slightly at his own "battering ram" joke
Getting the scotch tape off the onion has always been a problem for me.
Finding that damn edge!
really? for me it was when i try to put back together my evaporated milk and instead it just breaks into a bunch of metal parts...
The subtle break in character when he says 'battering ram' absolutely sends me
That bag under the sink trick really works! Never doing dishes again!
Man this is like the YSAC Greatest Hits album. I loved every second of this. So informative, I now feel I can go to culinary schools and get a scholarship based on all the skills I just picked up through this video.
Out of all of these, Battering Ram just killed me! That one was on a whole different level!
I went through a really bad bout of postpartum depression with my last babe and this channel honestly gives me giggles and hardy laughs and I'm so thankful 💜 Thank you 💜
My parents when they we're watching this, they were laughing until they cried like your funny and it makes me happy see my parents have fun
1:06 I finally found an actual use for the cheap drill I purchased.
Besides hanging up my hammock chair swing thing that makes the neighbors think I'm nuts.
The screeching of the nine forks taking out the eggshell had me rolling
This was the most convincing promotion for a cook book ive even seen, cant wait to learn professional wangjangling
Fresh out of rice nuggets, have to wait to next nugget season.
one thing most people don't realize is you can dry them out and keep them on hand for up to 2 weeks
I have never been so confused and so entertained in my life
I hope you're new, in which case I have a delightful number of episodes to catch up on! Lol
You're creativity and humor is top shelf bud🤙🏽❤💛💚🤙🏽
Honesty the editing skills are such top tier
You videos are like magic. It's an awesome day when you upload!
Just keep the videos coming. These are genius. What is more genius is that you really can cook. 💕💕
I do miss the little stories that you wove into your older videos. They were cute.
Your kitchen is much more entertaining than mine.
I love how you can hear the slight laughter as he says “battering ram”
I'm glad to see someone else has whisk nucks
I love how he had to stop himself from laughing while making the battering ram joke
Super happy with your first book, can't wait for the sequel
Watching this while baked hits different. 😂 Holy hell.
These tips have helped me so much in the kitchen!
I actually start following this channel the first time I saw one of these. It just made my brain smile a bit. Happy New Year everyone!🥳🍾🌟
This was sooooo satisfying. Waiting for the next completion!
I love your humor and your use of puns. The happiness of New Year's to you and the family that stills talks to you. Take care.
This series is just you flexing your god level editing skills on us mortals and I love it!
His book is actually pretty damn good..
Best channel on this wretched website.
The amount of skill put into the editing of these videos, amazing
Actually the most reassuring cooking channel out there. I hum your theme song any time I try a new recipe. It helps. 👍
Happy New Year! Thanks for having the best cooking channel in the universe. Here's to another year of whangjangling and pepperpepperpepper!
Thanks! I’ve used all of these sooo helpful!
You are not going to scuk at cooking in the new 2022 year, man thank you for top-end content through years, keeping us sane in these times
A compilation I didn't know I needed in my life 🙏
These videos never get old & continue to entertain & make me laugh. Love how he does the edits,it’s wizardry 🎊🤯🥳
Happy New Year YSAC, you're amazing, never change. More videos please, ty. Much love, God Bless.
This is somehow simultaneously the longest and most entertaining 4 and a half minutes of my life
The editing in this is always so impressive.
The editing in these videos is always amazing.
It's tough to keep up. I was wonder wth he was baking this time
It’s like a rewind for your channel. Happy New Year. Can’t wait to see what craziness you come up with this year.
love how he can barely hold back his laugh when he says battering ram
Wow, I do suck at cooking. I didn't know any of these tips!
You can hear his voice quiver a little when he says battering ram. Top tier joke
I've seen every one of those videos and these highlights made my day!
great quick and easy hacks!! thanks for all the help!
np
YSAC videos are like what Eminem is to lyrical rap... Love it. Much love from Finland and happyNew Year!!
i love the knife joke, dont let your chefs knife think its the boss of the kitchen.
Honestly, the editing in your channel is the most amazing thing.
thanks for these tips I've used about 38 of them and so far so good!
happy new year, ysac
He makes it look so easy. I keep slamming my potatoes into the wall and getting French Fries instead.
Man, I don't even speak French.
Cheers buddy, happiest chef of 2021, I enjoyed all your recipe. Keep up the good work
I cannot get enough of this💕
Nice Video man!
Nice Video man!
I’ve decided you live in a pocket dimension that allows you to do things like punch toast out of a book, or yeast magically making you fly
Been using these in my sleep, thanks a lot.
I've tried all of these and I can assure you that it works just fine
I love how he couldn’t not laugh at “battering ram”
1:20 That's kinda dark lol
The *"battering ram"* pun though, almost made YSAC laugh. Legendary 😆
I will never get tired of this channel. The potato/yeast thing near the end where he sprinkles it and YEEEET cracks me up every gd time 🤣🤣
Love your humor and edits! 💕
I been trying the move at 1:01 to get chips, but I always only shave off the potato crust as in 1:48. I dont know what I am doing wrong.
Is your wall set to "shave" or "smithereens"? It's a common mistake, you can see that YSAC did something similar at 3:19
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2022 is already looking better ! Thank you !
The wall is a very versatile cooking equipment being able to simplify many cooking procedures
Fun fact: these videos makes our days better
You giggled a little when you said "battering ram."
one of the best videos on youtube i have ever seen , thank you and good job !
These are all very useful tricks!!