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Gregg's Bean Dip - You Suck at Cooking (episode 7)
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- čas přidán 4. 06. 2015
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There's bean dip, and then there's BEAN DIP. There's also BEAN dip and bean DIP. In addition to "Bean Dip" and ([{bean dip}]). But there's really nothing quite like bean dip. It's a good way to get beans into your system and it's also a good way to participate in the practice of dipping.
Bean Dip Song
/ bean-dip
this is where the "get the onion on 350" started.
"I just realized I left the cookies in the onion."
Ondo is on threefundo
undoh on four hundoh
@@stopitgetsomehelp. bi kez de benim için sık
DAMN
Notice how he eventually took his dad's advice.
I disagree, if the timing is right then it's just as funny. I don't get ppls gripes with cuss words.
S3rp3rior
We all understand the logic behind it. He's posing as an average cooking show, then all of the sudden he just starts swearing and it defies what we expect from a cooking show.
Here's the problem,it's boring. People who swear a lot for no reason are dumb people. So his show might be funny when you first see it, but five episodes in, and it's just this boring idiot swearing while he cooks.
His new concept of making proper recipes but either going on about them the wrong/impossible way or giving ironic commentary is much more effective and enjoyable. Also, he can keep it going for as long as he can keep coming up with wrong/impossible ways to do things.
S.M. grimbldoo swearing has nothing to do with intelligence. if he said "merde" or "coño" throughout his videos English speakers would wonder WTF he was saying. swearing has a negative social connotation for zero reason other than society. and if you gonna follow society blindly rather than realize these words are adjectives, adverbs, verbs and nouns like everything else, then live your life like that. but don't impose your linguistic restrictions on others. I did my thesis on swearing in my country, and there's a linguistic shift: the current generation, the more liberal thinking millennials, don't give a fuck about swearing. so yeah. kthxbai.
T. St. Louis I BOWETH BEFORE THEE KIND SIR. TO NOT HONESTLY GIVE A FUCK IS A TRIAL MOST TUMULTUOUS YET BRINGTH RETRIBUTION AND PEACE TO ONES SOUL.
tl;dr Thankyou for saying that :D i hate ppl who get mad at my cursing. they're just expletives.
T. St. Louis
Swearing is taboo for the sake of the words themselves. It gives them more power, and that power is extremely important to the balance of language. If swearing is not used regularly in communication, then it's use conveys extremely clearly the emotion and intention behind the communication. Even specific word choice (elevated vocabulary) cannot convey emotion as clearly as swearing can.
It's use is very indicative of education. It's a been a trend throughout all of human history that people without much education swear more regularly. You can find any reason you want, but there is an undeniable correlation between the regularity of swearing and education.
For someone who wrote a thesis on language, you're actually very ignorant.
Besides, my main point was that overuse of swearing becomes very boring very quickly, and you haven't denied that.
"Mel, could you check in the google?"
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Yes
Sure
Thank
@@melrose8213 "Thanks, Mel"
Language too salty? Add some fucking pepper,pepper,pepper to even that shit out.
😏
You win.
I've been thinking this guy is Canadian from his accent, but now that I heard his dad talk I know for sure.
+betotrono He uses the metric system, and Compliments is Safeway's brand. So I am just going to have to go ahead and you agree with you on that.
im thinking oregon
the forest with the boardwalk reminds me to british columbia
Idk i saw him with a british accent
Ritza Francois metric
Please tell me that you're going to drop an album some day.. or don't.. you're so talented, I suck at cooking, you're making me cry.
+Gel Laika Working on a country album for the show. I doubt I will get very far.
+You Suck At Cooking even if it's just singles released on amazon, I'm sure you'll have plenty of fans. I want your bean dip song so bad
if you really want the song you can turn the video into an mp3 file and edit it in fruity loops (or other sound editors) and just get the song by itself :P
+devin varela I already have, but if he does release an album, I'd like to support him.
Gel Laika yea his songs are funny af
Bean dip, it's not mean dip,
Unless I punch you in the face
With it then I'd call it mean dip
Throw it on the floor, you can't call it clean dip
Put some bleach in it, you got pristine dip
Bean dip, it's not green dip
Tilt the bowl to the left a bit and you can call it lean dip
Don't tilt it too much or you'll get it on your jean’s tip
Make it disappear, you got 'The Prestige' dip
Hike up a mountain with it then you got serene dip
Let it live its life, don't intervene dip
Put it on an aeroplane, take it on a bean trip
Throw in some sweet chromosomes, you got good jeans dip
Bean dip, it's not sardine dip
Mix it with some java and you got caffeine dip
Winter's coming, so don't let it freeze dip
Give it to my dad, call it the “bee's knees” dip
Takes away your pain just like codeine dip
I'm worried - don't you get addicted to that bean dip
Don't become a strung-out, bean dip junkie
Who just needs to borrow money because they just can't get enough of that
Bean dip, let's run away together, forever
No one will understand, so take my hand
Now I've got bean dip all over my hands
Maybe this wasn't the best idea that I've ever had, oh
Bean dip, you’re the queen dip
I could rub you on my skin, but you're not sunscreen dip
Keeps you running just like gasoline dip
Eat enough and it will help you with your self-esteem dip
Bean dip, you got a nice Sheen dip
You live above the water because you are not a submarine dip
Let's save the whales, yeah, we got marine dip
Your heart will go on just like Celine dip
Bean dip, you’re a sweet dip
You’re bean dip
Oh, bean dip
Yeah, bean dip
Oh, bean dip
Yeah, eh
Bean diiip.
Allison Irv Miller .
Rather like Rod McKuan, the 60' s poet; a stringer of words.
Good jOb Allison. It's genes tho. Not Jeans again.
I started reading this as soon as the song started. I was confused for like 4 seconds.
If it goes viral it's a meme you dip
For the chromosome one I think it's supposed to be genes.
I can't believe you copied all those lyrics! Lol XD
So you can cook, you are great at editing videos, you're really fucking funny, you can sing and you have a shit ton of pets.....what are you?
God, that's what he is
CZcams's most eligible bachelor
starkingbiker boyfriend material
starkingbiker if I was a girl, I would definetly have a crush on him
That fact that you don't have a crush on him already is concerning enough
something inside me broke while listenning to the bean dip song and i just started crying. or... perhaps... something inside me was healed?
+Marie Fischer let the healing begin?
Well said. The dogs frolicking in the woods was a nice touch too.
maybe you can call it heal dip.
lol
Marie Fischer j
The way you say 'dip' is very pleasing for some reason.
Callista Markham the Canadian effect
dihp
E X T R A D I P
I concur.
I got something thats very long and very pleasing... My back scratcher.
"Hey buddy!"
Dog: "I am seriously concerned about your mental health."
I wish I could hit the like button twice on this comment
Daren Gauthier I just did for you :)
Ooh my gosh your dad's comments, Greg coming in to murder you, bean dip song, ACTUAL bean dip, AND another beautiful doggy outro are what make this my favorite video of yours so far! Lol, I absolutely adore your dogs, that little one can really go! Your songs are all amazing! Your recipes are all amazing! And your humor is just the bee's knees! Love this channel! ='D
YOU'RE the bee's knees! Thanks!
Ya they are delicious. And I love the song and the real song at the end.
Comedy.. Music... And COOKING? You sir deserve an Emmy.
Meh I don't think I'll need that much onion.
Is someone there?
You will need all onion prescribed. Onion is not a thing to be played with. It is not a force to be re-conded with. Think about it twice or more.
Thaumablazer 666 likes
Breyer get the hedfones
Thaumablazer lmao
DONT FUCK WITH THE RECIPE
Why am I just now discovering this amazing fucking human!?
I found him today... 😂😂
same
+Ashley Tomlinson That's the same thing I thought back when i found him ;P
I just found it two days ago. my life has been severely lacking, however since today is my birthday, I consider it the best gift the universe could have ever given me.
Happy belated birthday.
I'm gonna make it without beans
Hahaha! Some people just want to watch the world burn.
+You Suck At Cooking you read comments from videos over a year old?! First time I've seen this
I'm just shocked I got a reply period
+hiamecola I'm shocked too. Bravo, sir.
Mister Dad da faq was that ok that was wrong
Best song ever written.
+tannerpickle Billie Jean comes pretty close.
Billie Bean (dip)
This is my favorite channel on youtube. Keep up this shit forever.
is it still? lol
Mitchel Martens
People think they can eat whatever they want and out their butts
come smelly farts. They get away with it. Yes they do.
Still going!
Cumin doesn't make everything better. One time my mom had a cold and couldn't smell anything, so when she tried to make cinnamon toast, she accidentally made cumin toast. Yech.
First: you lying liar and your lies; cumin makes EVERYTHING taste better!! I will fight you. Second: was your mom also blind and unable to read the spice label? I suspect this is a story you made up in your lying head to push your anti-cumin agenda and I 👏 won't 👏 stand 👏 for 👏 it!! 🤨
Wasn't that an episode of Drake and Josh?
I think this is the first time I've ever commented on a CZcams video. I had to tell you that your channel is absolutely hysterical. This is 100% my kind of humor, and in my opinion, you're ranked right up there with VSauce in terms of quality. Thank you for this gift. Keep making videos.
Congratulations on your first comment. And thank you.
Fuck vsauce that fucking anti-science fucking low life government teet sucking shill
As an adult you should see right through his fucking shilling
Just like you should see right through the mythbusters
You want to compare this Channel with something, check out ASAPscience videos
I was having a great day until I saw someone actively praising vsauce,
I hope you're not a voter of U.S. politics yet or ever...
AND I'M VERY GLAD TO BRING ALL THIS TO YOUR ATTENTION
ASAPscience has changed its name and I don't even believe still produces videos but they have close to a thousand that are absolutely awesome
Vsauce should be put in jail
Along with Neil deGrasse Tyson
Bill Nye the science liar
Hillary Clinton
George Soros
Barack Obama
And the mythbusters
...oh AND BILL GATES
Daren Gauthier ok boomer
Daren Gauthier looking at your playlist, you think the world is flat, the moon is a lie and 9/11 was an inside job? Explains it all
I enjoy your salty language though. Makes me feel good about my own.
Fuck yeah.
A sign of geniuses using profanity correctly
I just made this and unlike you I stuck 100% to the recipe, it's amazing. props to gregg
So good right?
You Suck At Cooking are some of the recipes you make actually edible. I wanna make some but idk if is sarcasm and the stuff you make isn't really nice 😂
it is really nice
you forgot step 3 oh dear god
Muminul Chowdhury this is actually great and I make it all the time now
Just made Gregg's Bean Dip (as a joke) and it's actually pretty good.
+Brianne H Of course it's good. Gregg didn't invest a lot of time inventing Gregg's Bean Dip as some kind of sick joke.
+You Suck At Cooking hey bro love your vids! (Ive made most of ur recipies!!
What kind of cheese did you use
@@CoolKat206 you can use cheddar
Zachary Adler I actually ended up using Monterey Jack!
WOAH THIS IS THE EPISODE WHERE ONION AND OVEN TRADED PLACES
:0
I don't know what it says about me but I never noticed any swearing in these videos...
+ACWells13 same
ACWells13 2:09?
I love to swear.
This is an older video, he sort of stopped swearing as much.
ACWells13 .
He just did it once. He went over the top for the sense of ridiculous factor. We know he has a helluva vocab.!
Bean dip
COVID-19 dip
Guess I'm binging on old videos while stuck in quarantine dip
I can tell the guy behind the camera is hot
Ikr Haha I like his hands
i would fuck his hands
Nate Trussel Honestly
Is it the dog?
His feet are a waste for a dude
Seriously, I am in love with your content.
I actually tried this and I think it came out really well! granted, I had to substitute the black beans for chili beans and had to vanquish Gregg to the Nether realm in the middle of it but still, so delicious.
OMG finally someone did it! We can make bean dip in PEACE.
THANK YOU.
The outro song has got to be one of my top 7 fav songs about bean dip
I'm so jealous of you're talent I hate you but you're so good.
Let the hate flow through you.
Wow, is that some kind of relationship proposal, or a stalking threat?
If you can't even differentiate "your" from "you're" you deserve the shitty life that you have.
Serjo777 true that fam
it comes from coming from a family with money. Enough to always be comfortable and enjoy all basic luxuries at all times.
That way no stress gets transferred to the kid and they grow up normally.
Money solves everything. If you fail and you have lots of money, then you never would have even survived through childhood without being insanely rich.
Full package: great editing, funny jokes/songs and great content! Most people just pick one of those lol ...showoff
Don't feck with Gregg's bean dip!
Me: *fucks with Gregg’s recipe*
Gregg: “Your free trial of life has expired”
The best episode ever with the adorable puppies and beautiful nature. Am I in Heaven?
Probably. For more puppies and nature check out Beet Dip and 5 Ways to Pierogi
one of his dogs has a tumor on its back.😟
fuck you u hippy girly girl "PUPPIES AND NATURE AM I IN HEAVEN" OMG THERE WAS FIVE SECONDS OF PUPIES AND A GUY WENT OUSIDE BEACUSE YOU DON'T WHY IS THIS THE FUCKING TOP COMENT!
HE HAS NATURE IN EVERY VIDIEO ALMOST
Shut up hippy
Damn this guy is super creative. Keep it up man.
Holy shit man this is good, but it looks like you know its good as-well.
I'm curious how long it'll take before this takes off...
Hope you don't lose motivation man, this is insane funny.
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You Suck At Cooking ahaha your subs have doubled and your views have exploded in the past 20 hours~.
the snowball begins! congrats man!
Edit:
I don't use twitter... But I'll be your 69:
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@You Suck At Cooking HEYYYY IT PAYED OF!!!!! Congrats!! Y! S! A! C!
my favorite ysac of all time for the past 6ish years, come back to it every now and then, idk but the dog music video almost makes me cry
you use the metric system and you have bilingual products. are you a Canadian
He is
we have a detective here
really? you could tell by the "IT'S ALL ABOOT.." at 1:00 mark
John Gabriel Cabayao Hmm, I never thought about it really. He could be
Reversed I mean the scenery seems very west coast
I tried this recipe. Added paprika. Greg killed me. I am dead
His dad sounds so smart
"Don't waste your time chopping buy this shit "😂😂
I very much appreciate that you ended up taking your dad's advice, your videos are much funnier without the unnecessary swearing.
Do not stop doing these videos, they are incredible. Thanks dude!
Citan Vandel Thanks so much! I'm working on a new one this very instant.
You make cooking super fun and to top that you are hilarious.
Your name is Lance. Now that's untoppable.
I don't understand, why I'm binge watching your videos since 3 days and nights. I think It is like the amount of your surrealism is just missing in my real life and I need to inhale it from your films
I've been making this bean dip for my wrestling team for and they've been loving it for years now
There's a fiber on the 5th cube at 2:50. Reported.
"zthrow some chromosomes in" Someone's been reading from Papa Franku's Cookbook
Ikr
when did he say that?
@@yellowblaze5202 you said that three years ago but fuck it, it's 12 am, and no ones replied to this yet
,he says it at the end of the video in the song
Yes I’d definitely add more salty language. Salt is a good thing in cooking.
1:05 The birth of the ever-reliable Onion.
you are just the king of the internet now. Like... i love you... your the best youtube uploader ever.
Just got to this older video and it's so weird hearing him actually say the word "oven".
Can confirm in 2020, Greg will still show up.
Can confirm that the Greggulator appears and screams upon fucking with the recipe. His way is the best. Hella good.
0:03 thank you
just made this. holy shit. A+ Gregg. - edited cause I realized I spelled his name wrong like an idiot. Best bean dip ever.
+Konner Russell Fuck yeah Gregg.
"Give it to my dad, call it the bees knees dip" quite literally made me spit my drink all over my desk. Thanks for the laughs, keep up the good work. These songs are album worthy. You definitely have enough of them
Always listen to your Dad. He is right about the "salty language ". ....because if you use salty language in cooking, you will also have to use pepper - pepper - pepper too......Good Old Dad, he is the bees knees.
I;m thinking about thos beans
Yum
I love that meme
"I think he eats his dogs and gets more of them, too many dogs."
-my mom
Haha OMG the vibration forms !! 😂 and that dramatic sound when you shake your hands at the sink after washing stuff.... Priceless moments 🙂👍
I feel like, as a new subscriber who has been watching the latest stuff, I have realised that this episode was quite the turning point.
Your dad must be really proud
+Algosalox He disowned me thanks for rubbing it in.
You Suck At Cooking .
Noooo. He's a good dad. We can tell .
"Put in some tiger's blood, you've got Charlie Sheen dip."
When he said "Mel, could you check in the Google" I laughed. I never laugh when I watch videos. I love this channel.
I love the intro to this one. The harmonies in it are actually really good. I randomly sing it sometimes.
Sometimes your songs remind me of Bo Burnham
I KNOW RIGHT... What if he's lowkey Bo Burnham :0
If they did a show together I think the internet would collapse under the weight of teh awesumz
i need this bean dip song on my ipod asaaapppp
+echelonchick69 Check my soundcloud.
I was told this was a comedy series and the recipes weren't meant to be taken seriously.. This bean dip says otherwise. I have eaten more beans in the last 5 days than in the 29.7 years of my life before I discovered this dip. It is so so good.
Your videos ease my depression especially the dog and singing montages, thanks man
Beans, beans the magical fruit
The more you eat the more you toot
The more you toot the better you feel
So eat beans for every meal
...musical fruit...
Is this from Chowder?
No, it's from beans.
GLMUnfinished actually I have no idea, it was just a thing I learned as a kid
I feel like this channel was an art school project completed in protest that backfired and now you're going to be making songs about food set to dogs for the rest of your life.
5 years on and this was the episode that made this channel. love it, dads are always right lol.
Love this song, listen to it every time I've been down for years n years now, since this was new n recommended for me, thanks bean dip.
1:04 is this the start of him calling his oven onions?
The ending song is super Demetri Martin shit
Thats what she said
In regards to the song
Wife angrily - "how long is this going to go on?"
Me excitedly - "I hope forever"
I have made this dip like 6 times now, feking great with nachos, some cilantro salsa, and some guacamole. The bean dip song at the end almost ended my life because it started playing in my head and eventually devolved into just the first lines repeating over and over for like a week. no jokes thought I was going to die.
3:47 retreats to his happy place
Damn it’s been 4 years... Time flies right?
seriously
I have never been more curious in watching the evolution of a youtuber before.
I must say if you did all this by yourself you must be super talented. What with the creative scripting, music writing, directing, acting, filming and post-production.
can you please put that end song in a video alone i wanna listen to it! JUST THAT! ON REPEAT! PLEASE! I BEG YOU MEL!
Johnny Perez Click 'show more' in the description ;)
You're a true hero :3
Johnny Perez "Hero" is a strong word, but it's true.
You Suck At Cooking your better than superbatironspiderhawkeyemanguymandude......
You Suck At Cooking .
Well..he didn't denY he's a Melvin. Poor kid. Why'd they stick him with tHat?
This channel improved my relationship with my dad
How wicked it is that your songs are better than 90% of everything on the radio nowadays?
Beautiful songs at the end of every video. My new ring tones
I freaking love you, you're hilarious!
2:06 advices to live buy
"don't waste your time chopping, buy this shit"
...did you just make a joke about cymatics?
I love you so much.
Got here via autoplay yesterday when i was mostly sleeping, today i had the beandip-song in my head the whole day...
What happens if you don't rinse the beans??
+Lilllie B. You end up going straight to hell.
the greggulator will show up at your house and scream at you at the top of his lungs
+You Suck At Cooking oh god!
You are my spirit animal.
So would this subgenre of video be considered "post-Ze Frank" or something? Because that is the strongest vibe I'm getting, that this feels like a serialized expansion of the kind of experimental stuff he used to do on The Show and A Show.
There is NO way this is this guys first and only youtube channel. he's way too good at this.
I love the song at the end. I heard the song a few months ago and I've been searching bean dip CZcams videos until I found it again
Wish it had said "Winter's coming so don't sean bean dip"
Hahaha
Oh god Gregg let him live
This is the best bean dip I’ve ever had. I’ve been making this at least once or twice a month for the last year, thanks man
I honesty don't know why I love this channel
Day 7
I've been hearing noises at the door. I think it's Greg. I burnt the onions, and he's trying to find me.