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4 Avocado Toasts - You Suck at Cooking (episode 106)
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- čas přidán 15. 08. 2024
- Avocado toast has two main ingredients: avocado, and toast. Combining these two ingredients is how you come up with this delicious recipe. If you look closely, you can see it right in the name, an account of it consisting of two words: avocado, and toast.
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Friendly reminder from YSAC: wash your hands more *intensely* as you progress from each avocado toast
covid-19
Wash those filthy phalanges!
@@CoolzerYT no it is the wang jangle demon
I aint eating the corona
*cough cough*
Good morning everyone
You Suck At Cooking good morning
Good morning =)
Morning! Thanks for the avocado toast recipes🥑🍞
Good night
@You Suck At Cooking
Good morning to you as well... even though it’s night time here in Malaysia...
I accidentally washed my hands with the avocado and mushed the soap bar with feta, but you could barely tell the difference, ten avocadi out of ten
LoL
A potential ghost writer I see
Oh daym
thats how cilantro was invented!
what a good alternative!!!
Can u be my chef
People from the future might get confused about the hand washing joke, that’ll be fun
Or will be on the otherside unable to clap because their hands can't even
Plot twist: everyone in the future is dead.
If anyone survives, that is
Yeah, like there's gonna be people in the future. Get a load of this guy..
Now: Daily life
Plot twist: the intro doesn’t play because after watching 100 episodes, we no longer suck at cooking
Noooooo I liked the intro
*Season Finale*
Shades 69 Series Finale
I still suck. Wasn't listening properly.
speak for yourself, I'm still trying to get my kids to eat 😫
You know this man has commitment when he spends 4 houses worth of avocado toasts for our viewing enjoyment.
Is it that expensive in the usa?
@@norannegm4527 according to the boomers
I don't even Know anymore it depends on where you are at, but they can range from 2-5 USD.
I don't even Know anymore It’s a meme that millennials buy avocado toasts and Starbucks instead of buying a house lol
Isn't he in Canada? Are they expensive in Canada?
Compulsive hand-washing is the new Avocado Toast. It's so hot right now.
This is so accurate rn
Thy thx tree de fret
Hot? Better not be over 99.8 F
And now water costs you $22.99
That's a damn good avocado Roast.
“Two fats cancel each other out.”
*one full whiteboard of calculations later... the math checks out.
He is the Elon Musk of squash cases so it makes sense.
Set a=avacado, b=butter,
Therefore a=b
Thus we must prove that a+b=0
If a=b, substitute b with a
a+a=0
2a=0
a=0*2
a=0
a+a=0
a+b=0
m a g i c
@@starRushi its more
a+b=0
a=-b
b=-a
he didnt yell that i totally suck at cooking :O
making this without knowing that i am a complete failure just isnt the same, ysac....
if I've told you once I've told you a hundo times
I like the intro ^
@@yousuckatcooking Hundos, Thundos, we love the intros as we enjoy the rest of the videos.
@@yousuckatcooking give us the intro or else
"Add a pinch of s...."
"then we'll grind some salt on top"
WHO:he got us in the first half not gonna lie
I don't get it help
@@nsishere4751 Corona virus.
@@nsishere4751 Instead of using his (potentially contaminated) fingers to sprinkle the salt on, he used a grinder.
@@sunkissed7377 oooh ok thanks I'm just stupid
@@nsishere4751 You live and learn.
"Before we put it in our head"
That's technically correct but it makes me feel very uncomfortable.
Wow, no replies on this comment
Are you washing your hands every few seconds in order to get “wash your hands” instilled into our subconscious?
(Great video by the way)
Yes
I appreciate that the ending song wasn't filmed outside due to the quarantine
U can go outside. It,shot airborne. It,s communicated by getting too close to nast as peeps.
Sierra Suz how did you mess up using commas
NACHO NATION I don,t know dude, personally comma’s are easy
He also obsessively washed his hands. 10/10 humor right there
But.... you can still go outside....
No way...
I don't want to accept the fact that I'm never going to be a homeowner.
You gotta sleep with the fishies to own a house
I’m confused
@@emeraldbonsai That's $100 less of avocado toast I could be having
Ailuropoda melanoleuca Nineoneone bruh wtf 😂
Hey keep your hopes up, the way things are going there's a good chance we are all going to have a housing market crash, driving home prices to a record low. Then we can have our avacado toast and eat it too.
I remember reading "Doctor Avocado Foust" in university, where the main character makes a deal with Mephistopheles to still be able to afford a mortgage despite his love for avocados spread on bread. In turn, he offers his soul, but lived a long life because of the omegas.
genius underrated comment
0:17 - That slice has a smiley face.
Johnny M aww
it reminds me of his cookbook which has a sad face in the cover
Awww
THAT is the quality content for self-isolation all of us so desperately needed
Except now i need to go out and get avocados D:
@@shellbullet37 instead of hoarding toilet paper, I hoarded a bunch of cheap avocados
@@IjeomaThePlantMama may god have mercy on their shelf life
@@shellbullet37 they were all rock hard so I give them about a week to ripen to perfection. Then its toast and hair/face masks to my hearts content🤗
i went to the store, everything ran out hours after Tesco announced restocked. i just wanted to try out avocado toast with egg in the morning.
Guess you’re not gonna own a house now...
True
@@ToyoJToH Guess you have huge student loan debt
@@user-do8jq4kd5z and I'm 10 years old with my parents
@@ToyoJToH we can see by the way you spell Toyota and have a Roblox profile pic
@@ToyoJToH well just know you're gonna have huge student loan debt soon (probably)
"Vertical Pop-up oven"
My entire life is in shambles
Giant horizontal toaster lmao
I wasn’t told at that beginning or end of this video that I suck at cooking and now I’m concerned I’m good at cooking
3:28 that man has dedication if he cuts the damn avocado seed
With such precision too....i'd like to know what knife he used so I can buy it lol
Side note: I make guac every day for work and it is surprisingly easy to slice open the pit if u have a sharp enough knife and don't worry about losing fingers in the process.
I got a weird feeling that u should wash my hands.
Always wash with a buddy
Y E s i s h a l l w a s h y o u r h a n d s
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 that's why girls always go to the bathroom in groups lol. Gotta help each other out
If I rub my washed hands on your dirty hands it'll clean your hands
I don't like your profile pic
Best handwashing tutorial I've seen in these dire times.
3:10 Be careful to make sure there are no police around at this stage. My pepper got shot and I couldn’t use it.
Imagine being YSAC and having to come up with ridiculous names as a morning schedule.
What
@@guinea_horn I edited it now.
still not as bad as the people who has to come up with names for sugar in drinks
A Dinosaur or The people who have to come up with 20 billion different names for light brown for makeup
IMagine being Ysac and not knowing how to cut an avocado
MMM. thats a damn good - WASH YO HANDS.
covid-19
Newcomers: No YSAC jingle in the start?
True conosseurs: Ah yes, he cannot risk going outside to contaminate his toast to make a opening segment.
I liked because of conosseurs....
I shall call myself a conosseur from now on
The illusion of creaminess line might be the most subtle joke I have ever heard. I applaud you kind person and after doing so washed my hands.
ty not sure I deserved that
Can you explain it?
Killed me with the De-corking the pepper
Something with matter?
@@marija1922 Yeah please
Dear YSAC - My avocado has some kind of hard round thing in the middle which appears to be an alien pod or possibly a baby avocadoling. I'm assuming this means it has contracted the He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named virus, and I just need to know if I should wash my hands again. Also, The Alien Avocadolings would be a good name for a band.
poopypants678 _ whoosh
poopypants678 _ jesus christ how stupid can you be?
You should wash your hands with feta and dry them in the vertical pop up oven.
@@cat7371 seriously, why are you here?
@@cat7371 Such a Fool.
YSAC: Avocado THROAST
Me (quaking in fear): I am literally begging you, never say that again
It literally makes my day when i see you upload a new video
Hey Yousuckatcooking, im from germany and bought your book. I realy enjoy reading it. Till now i just reading it cause of your nice style of writing and humor. The Insider in the book are well placed and its just loveable to read.
Thanks
Thank you, I'm glad you like it
I bought the book too, and also give it 10/10 reinforcing that objective fact
Huh?
@@WillChil466 huh
Greetings from Germany;)
"Then we'll add in a pinch of sa.... We'll grind some salt"
*I SEE WHAT U DID THERE* 😏
Lezaan Van wyk I don’t
@@Bojacmancork It's a joke about food hygiene.
Young oh ok
I thought it was a hipster joke. Because, you know, that second salt is so much better than the first one, of course!
RealRomplayer I thought that, too, honestly!
the fact that there was no intro made my eggs voluntarily crack themselves without a goodbye
"It's important to remember that breakfast can be eaten for any meal of the day"
This may seem stupid but it took me like 2 months into college to realize this and it was glorious :O
Glad to see you washing your hands so frequently and so thoroughly. That's some dang good looking, uninfected, toast.
everything! Loaf of bread is so small it,s not worth brucheta_ing!
0:35
“Then we’ll add in a pinch of s...”
(Thinks about corona)
“Yeah no forget that we’ll just grind Some salt up”
Nice
Didnt get it :\ is the joke that he did it for sanitary purposes?
@@jaafaralawieh940 yes, yes he did
@@jaafaralawieh940 yes if he touched the salt then he could've had Corona which then he would eat that salt and go into his mouth and get coronavirus
But he ate it with bare hand though......
You are hilarious. First time I heard someone saying "put something in your head" instead of eating. max creativity.
Thing I learned today: Breakfast can be eaten for any meal of the day, including breakfast
I can’t get enough of this dude
YES YOU CAN, I will make sure of it.
@@imoneoldfart6804 WUT
@@yousuckatcooking I shall make Phantom get enough of you, mark my words, it shall happen one day.
imoneoldfart Good luck with that, man
Sorry I'm late, I came as soon as I could
That's okay just don't let it happen again
@@yousuckatcooking You gotta sleep with the fishies to own a house
@@user-do8jq4kd5z Why's the comment section talking about owning a house? I don't get it.
@@jobansand same here
@@jobansand Ok so you know how millenials like avocado toast right? Millennials went to college, and you know how the boomers crippled the industry in the 70s to 90s, college costs a lot. Millennials took out student loans to pay, and so they're in huge student debt, and they need to apply for mortgages for houses, but they have bad credit. Outcome:Millennials have no houses.
Just found this channel, I love everything about it
Me too!!
Same
"Around room degrees"
I will never understand the imperial system
Avocado toast...also known as guacamole garlic bread, also known as expensive veggie pb and j
I was literally just watching your mozzarella sticks episode and I was almost going to stop watching but I got a notification that you uploaded.
Sorry to mess up your plans
Shit I’m making avocado toast right now
1:58 I'd like to point out that this isn't clickbait. Having a nice-looking thumbnail that accurately portrays what's in the video isn't baiting anyone, it's just the way all things should be.
I made the first avocado toast last night and it was amazing. Had my husband try it today and now we are both hooked.
Thought that was the PornHub intro at the beginning
Lol
Me too!
It is but it's in C Major
Day 4 Of Quarantine. I’ve now lost the ability to differentiate porn from normal life, and I’m out of bed sheets to use for toilet paper, Liberty Prime needs to come Nike China right now with a Tom Brady throw, bounced on my boys dick for hours to this aaaaaannnd post 👬
i dont cRe
Me: okay let's get to work
YSAC: *uploads*
Me: Work is so overrated
Wow, 4 variations of a toast in 4 minutes, nice. I didn't knew there was cooking channels where peoples don't make 40 minutes videos on how to make a toast. Showing you EACH FUCKING STEPS from making coffee after waking up, to the deep review of the black pepper blend to choose and it's influence on the taste of your toast from a chemical perspective. Thumbs up.
YSAC has accepted that he'll never own a house.
You never fail to make quality content, and the "inside joke" is hilarious
This video is secretly about washing your hands
For the corona
Or not so secretly....
Bruh how am I only finding this channel today. This is some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen
Welcome :)
I wish I could truly express how much I love this channel
you are my favourite youtuber, this video made me cry with joy. I like avocado toast and I may be slightly mentally unstable but still I literally cried, make whatever you want of that information.
Yea you might wanna get that looked at bruh. Toast is not a good reason to cry
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 good yet overly obvious and ultimately unhelpful advice. thanks though
U r off your nUt
One of the most relatable things I’ve ever seen.
I bet the newcomers from Babish don’t get the “ill never be a homeowner” jokes.
Ok but I super appreciate the way u addressed everything that’s going on by just excessively washing your hands throughout the video. All the ppl I watch on CZcams r starting their vids like “ok I know it’s a hard time and ur struggling and we’re all struggling and this sucks.. here’s content!” Like I been knew this all sucks u don’t need to remind me constantly D:
You've elevated the art-vocado toast game!! The only one I would add is an honorable mention of Alton Brown's Sardine Avocado Toast.
It took me several times to catch why he was washing his hands so much. Legend.
i feel like being attacked by subliminal message to wash my hands
I never had avocado toast yet but that roasted red pepper and the egg tosst looks good. I can stop thinking how genius you are for these videos.
I loveeee the constant vigorous hand washing! Can't let people forget. ❤️
Where is my intro????? I can't click on a YSAC video without singing "You suck at cooking, yeah, you totally suck". I started humming it when I clicked this video, and now I have a never ending feeling of existential dread...
Ahh, love the continuous hand washing
Also, you must wash your hands more and more aggressively as the toast becomes more aggressive
You are so damn funny! I've been enjoying getting my excellent cooking knowledge with a solid dose of clever humor, self-irony and pepper pepper pepper for years now, I'm a huge fan. Do we ever get to see what your face looks like?
I hope you’ll post more often in these quarantine days as i die of immense pain with a pile of avocado toast layed on me like a blanket to keep me away from cold thanks
Instructions unclear: I thoroughly washed my avocados then squished my hands onto my toast with a fork 🤒
Lucina I hope your hands are okay
yikes
Afraid to ask what happened to egg and red pepper...
@@emilyche1101 - I'm guessing they were used as a "how to" joke and fake blood from smashing her hands into toast... LoL
Emily Che I was lucky enough to get some pre-fried eggs from the pre-fried chickens at my local farmers market. The pepper (pepper pepper) became a lot more red 😳
OMG! How many dream-house plans did you have to burn for this many avocado toasts? Thanks for these nice vids btw.
All of them
Yup, your going to be homeless now forever.
The editing is kind of perfect. This entire video is perfect. This channel is perfect. I am watching perfection
Spanish style tostada is another one. Grated fresh tomato on toast, slices of avocado on top of tomato base, olive oil and sea salt to finish.
Sounds good!
Man I ain’t watch your videos in years. It’ll be good to catch up while I’m inside my fallout vault all alone.
Welcome back
Just got the notification and this has already made my day, with everything that’s going on this is lovely. 💜
This *haas* made my day
Producer: is he washing his hands? Make sure HE IS WASHING HIS HANDDSSSSSS!!!
I super appreciate the hand washing footage. It’s funny in a way, makes sense for these times, and yet somehow doesn’t even seem out of place.
I've survived my first Earthquake and the coronavirus while working at a gas station
I deserve the extra calories 😂
live in Utah?
live in Utah?
live in Utah?
live in Utah?
Live In Utah?
I've been stood here waving a piece of bread for two hours and it still isn't toasted.
Isobel Higgs you’re too slow
You need to have fresh powerstones in your kitchen
I like that he's washing his hands vigorously after each recipe, as a subtle sign that you should wash your hands during this time
I love how you can hear him repressing his laughter when he says "avocado twost"
I can't believe you didn't do the "you suck at cooking" intro!
I'm disappointed 😔
There's a pandemic on. We all have to make sacrifices somewhere for the public good. 😞
@@DoubleADwarf "fuck the pandemic. I'll still go outside"
-literally everyone with coronavirus, 2020.
Maybe we watched so many YSAC episodes that he believes that we don’t suck anymore
No one has mentioned that he called avocado throast “foot feta”. Am I looking into this more than he meant us to?
Well he immediately washed his hands after saying it...
Me, already forgetting about covid: "oh he's washing his hands because avocados are so messy to cut up. I hate getting all that avocado mush on my hands"
1:18 thought this was something else
Avocado toast is just bread with discount guacamole on it. Change my mind.
...You're not _wrong_ but you aren't _right_ so...
it's the necessary thing to do when you're lazy amidst the corona quarantine.
"breakfast can be eaten for any meal of the day, including breakfast!"
INTELLIGENCE :100
I’ve eaten avocado throast 4 times since watching this and I can confirm like. That’s a damn good avocado throast
Did no one else see the Potato Shark hiding in the freezer. Brilliant. I want “Easter Eggs” of the potato shark in every video now!!!
You kids today and your avocado toast!
.... Who am I kidding I love it!
You should make the avocado boast, where you brag about your clean hands whilst juggling sixteen avocados.
Dara Desai or the avocado roast, where he compares somebody to an avocado based on some undesirable quality
or the avocado ghost, where you summon the dead avocados in pursuit of The Avocado Toast. With +1 in undead, increasing chances of survival against the Cabage-19.
yknow, a lot of people thing air friction is the main cause of heating that causes the toasting, but in actuality, it's something called shock heating, which happens when an object is moving fast enough to compress the air in front of it, which heats up the air, just like an undo on compression spring fundo
Another really good toast you can make is butter your toast. Spread avocado. Then salt, pepper. Pine nuts, take a brush and spread the oil from your minced garlic jar. Then hit it with some splashes of balsamic vinegar.
Shits fuckin bangin
remember that one time this guy freeking destroyed his hopes and dreams over some basic avocado toast
And now he did it 4 times in one video
Main ingredients: Avocado and toast.
Not an ingredient: Coronavirus.
Wash your hands before washing down your toast, people.
But don't wash your toast, that's weird.
Finally I'll be able to use all those dam construction tools my wife buys me for Christmas. Avocados here we come
Me: Watching a video with my mother
Ysac: New video notification
Mom: Who is saying this they're mean
The consistent hand washing was a nice touch.
I love how he nearly scratched his skin off after making the foot feta cheese joke
The increasingly Vigor he washes his hands with is the funniest thing to me and I cannot explain to you why
Honestly, an egg and avocado toast after a nightmare at 4am does sound pretty nice and calming.
for every type of avocado toast you make, your future living standards drop
1 avocado toast: no house
2 avocado toasts: no apartment
3: no trailer homes
4: no barns
5: No bridge to sleep under