Trump Has “Never Heard” of a Category 5 Hurricane

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  • Donald Trump comments on the UNPRECEDENTED Category 5 Hurricane Dorian, Jimmy goes through all of the things Trump did while we were on vacation, and Mike Pence goes to Ireland on official government business and stays at a Trump hotel.
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  • @dasstigma
    @dasstigma Před 4 lety +503

    "I have never heard of it, but I knew it existed."
    This line really shows what a stable genius he is.

    • @lzamora470
      @lzamora470 Před 4 lety +25

      I bet trump couldnt write a 3 paragraph essay without run on sentences

    • @gatosyratones
      @gatosyratones Před 4 lety +10

      As stable as uranium 🤪

    • @KaduLanes
      @KaduLanes Před 4 lety +1

      lol im pretty sure he means hes never heard of a category 5 that comes to mind but he knew there was a category for it

    • @mucheq5386
      @mucheq5386 Před 4 lety

      It’s an irl typo

    • @tednorberto3086
      @tednorberto3086 Před 4 lety +1

      "People ask me how does he know this stuff?" I think that's he said while visiting the CDC.

  • @CeezGeez
    @CeezGeez Před 4 lety +267

    I have about 14 ice cubes in my freezer I can donate.

    • @humane143imperfection6
      @humane143imperfection6 Před 4 lety +22

      The standard tray only houses 12 cubes.. fake news!

    • @carolenerichards8392
      @carolenerichards8392 Před 4 lety +4

      🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @humane143imperfection6
      @humane143imperfection6 Před 4 lety +4

      No, you don't understand. You could never possibly understand. I understand. I've known that liberals be the scourge backing terrorist seals. We must rise above and destroy social evolution. Long live ignorance!!! Long live regression!!

    • @janelightning73
      @janelightning73 Před 3 lety +1

      I have a whole bag of ice I'll donate!

  • @andrewpark2361
    @andrewpark2361 Před 4 lety +640

    Seriously though... If everyone in America just donated 1 ice cube...

  • @jeannie3684
    @jeannie3684 Před 4 lety +516

    The toothless guy with the brilliant ideas to stop the hurricanes was a prime example of a stump cult voter.

    • @benjaminmarker
      @benjaminmarker Před 4 lety +21

      Careful, he could easily become the next president over there...

    • @dantonliam
      @dantonliam Před 4 lety +9

      So much stupid in one place...lol

    • @jaelynn7575
      @jaelynn7575 Před 4 lety +3

      That dude sounds like he's one of those fishermen in Jaws! "warm wadda." The guy clearly has no clue how big the oceans are! Hey, why don't we just change the rotation of Earth to stop the Coriolis Effect! hehe.

    • @sistocastelli5892
      @sistocastelli5892 Před 4 lety +2

      @@jaelynn7575 he was being sarcastic! LOL

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +3

      He'll be the next secretary of defense.

  • @goldeneras
    @goldeneras Před 4 lety +318

    "Never heard of a category 5, but I knew it existed" ... lol

  • @xo_sunshinecarebear_ox3753
    @xo_sunshinecarebear_ox3753 Před 4 lety +485

    Florida Man of the year!!!

    • @yogurtnbanana
      @yogurtnbanana Před 4 lety +3

      Who dad was that?

    • @Kermit_T_Frog
      @Kermit_T_Frog Před 4 lety +14

      Don't laugh. The last random guy who got himself a gig on TV became president.

    • @MrOliverwoods
      @MrOliverwoods Před 4 lety +6

      He’s from Queens, but Florida called him. Florida is the idiot’s Mecca

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +1

      Nothing will ever induce me to go to Florida.

    • @johndoe-hv3qj
      @johndoe-hv3qj Před 4 lety

      That guy isn't from florida he moved here. Look at his shirt and you can tell that.

  • @selamyukun8217
    @selamyukun8217 Před 4 lety +290

    The scary news is the Florida man could be the next president.

  • @JM1993951
    @JM1993951 Před 4 lety +65

    "My daughter Tiffany has a great personality, she studies so hard, just a great person "
    "Ivanka is a perfect 10...slammin' bod"

  • @nelsonferreirinho4904
    @nelsonferreirinho4904 Před 4 lety +690

    The florida guy is the real life Peter Griffin

    • @54markl
      @54markl Před 4 lety +18

      “Hey Lois, look! A talking animal in the White House! Heh heh heh, aheh!”

    • @johndoe-hv3qj
      @johndoe-hv3qj Před 4 lety +7

      Like I said he is a transplant to Florida. Probably was a janitor at a school in Boston before he retired. He sure isn't from here.

    • @anonymoussources8803
      @anonymoussources8803 Před 4 lety +2

      With some Forest Trump, I mean Donald Gump throw in (without all the lucky breaks that is)

    • @anonymoussources8803
      @anonymoussources8803 Před 4 lety

      @@54markl More specifically, a braying ass

    • @salviaturo
      @salviaturo Před 4 lety +1

      Nelson Ferreirinho clearly he is not from Florida. Yet, he has been adopted by the gators 🐊.

  • @RedAmalgam2000
    @RedAmalgam2000 Před 4 lety +135

    Poor tiffany indeed lol....."she's a great person*.....how affectionate......

    • @rebeccayost7320
      @rebeccayost7320 Před 4 lety +7

      He all but said she has a great personality

    • @wendysmail
      @wendysmail Před 4 lety +1

      Just like manafort ...oh you name it all his best friends and cabinet
      members ...great people trump knows now his daughter

    • @evonwilliams7502
      @evonwilliams7502 Před 4 lety +2

      You are so right poor Tiffany

    • @evonwilliams7502
      @evonwilliams7502 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes she is a very beautiful girl she looks better than her sister

  • @glennanderson4554
    @glennanderson4554 Před 4 lety +958

    Trump makes the Kardashians look smart and that is not easy to do.

    • @shanepankhurst9958
      @shanepankhurst9958 Před 4 lety +28

      Truly he can make anyone look smart. Believe me I don't lie

    • @Beeftrout22
      @Beeftrout22 Před 4 lety +37

      It makes me feel good to hear that from you because there are so many people who still support trump and it truly depresses me

    • @shanepankhurst9958
      @shanepankhurst9958 Před 4 lety +29

      @@Beeftrout22 I can't imagine what kind of person you would have to be to believe everything he says. He literally lies about everything he says

    • @lucyhuhta4274
      @lucyhuhta4274 Před 4 lety +2

      Lol yassss

    • @angeldown2031
      @angeldown2031 Před 4 lety +3

      HA, love it It's so true its not even funny!

  • @tukiluka
    @tukiluka Před 4 lety +80

    The Ice idea is from an episode of Futurama. For real

    • @fattieworkman4601
      @fattieworkman4601 Před 4 lety +2

      David Winter I said the same thing lol. No one listen to me though

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 Před 4 lety +3

      I remember that. Global warming was happening all over again and they eventually ended up moving the planet further from the sun to compensate, since even their handsomest politicians couldn't think of a better solution than dropping ice from offworld into the ocean every year.^^
      Though the little girl in the informational video _did_ suggest getting rid of the greenhouse gases...

    • @tukiluka
      @tukiluka Před 4 lety

      Hazukichan X nailed it

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 Před 3 lety +1

      @@hazukichanx408 is that the episode where people were saying that the emissions from the robots were the main cause and so they would have to get rid of the robots but instead they moved the earth away from the sun by having all the robots aim their pipes towards the sun?

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 Před 3 lety

      @@lisahenry20 That's the one. As I recall, Momcorp got around robot emissions regulations by calling their bending robots "Sports Utility Robots" and classifying them as light trucks...

  • @rustzz8
    @rustzz8 Před 4 lety +283

    Florida never let's you down.

    • @sojiroseta98
      @sojiroseta98 Před 4 lety +10

      But at the same time ALWAYS lets you down 😂

    • @Eusantdac
      @Eusantdac Před 4 lety +1

      Listening to that creature attempt to speak was cringy af

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +4

      Florida: "The inmates are running the asylum."

    • @slactweak
      @slactweak Před 4 lety

      I already know that I'm going to get roasted here but I really would like to know why everybody is so down on Florida.

    • @Eusantdac
      @Eusantdac Před 4 lety +2

      @@slactweak Somebody can correct me here because I am not an American and have only briefly visited Florida but Floridians seem to have gotten a name for themselves as being on the loonie side lol Of course, generalizing is never good but here we are.

  • @conniewilson7318
    @conniewilson7318 Před 4 lety +185

    Saddest part for Tiffany is trump never mentions the word daughter when talking about her!

    • @paintedpony2935
      @paintedpony2935 Před 4 lety +12

      I'll bet she's just fine with that.

    • @conniecrawford5231
      @conniecrawford5231 Před 4 lety +6

      Connie Wilson You do know Tiffany was born out of wedlock several decades ago and Trump didn’t marry her mother until months after her birth ? He’s never really been involved with her!

    • @dme1016
      @dme1016 Před 4 lety +3

      Donnie Dickhead has 3 baby mommas...at least. More than a lotta dope boys in da' hood.

    • @msimpson9455
      @msimpson9455 Před 4 lety +4

      He never wanted her in the first place😈😈

    • @texanfan2627
      @texanfan2627 Před 4 lety +1

      @@msimpson9455 That's because she doesn't look like ivanka..

  • @sundaedrive5776
    @sundaedrive5776 Před 4 lety +31

    He did not even put "president" before his name. That shows

  • @emt354448
    @emt354448 Před 4 lety +16

    He spoke about his daughter like she is a friend or somone he acquainted with smh

  • @JPMJPM
    @JPMJPM Před 4 lety +661

    Trump’s about to appoint that Florida guy to his Cabinet.

  • @robertahubert9155
    @robertahubert9155 Před 4 lety +188

    How could you KNOW something exist but you never heard of it.?

  • @marektrankid7299
    @marektrankid7299 Před 3 lety +6

    What could've made that Florida man interview better if he was wearing a MEGA hat😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NoThankYous
    @NoThankYous Před 4 lety +18

    “I’m not sure that I’ve ever even seen a category I hurricane, I knew they existed”
    Ah yes the floor here is made out of floor.
    Clearly trump is an intelligent individual.

  • @asiyashueb3108
    @asiyashueb3108 Před 4 lety +154

    If trump is president. You can be anything you want to be.

    • @jimcrow3888
      @jimcrow3888 Před 4 lety

      Asiya Shueb Did it take him being president for you to realize this??

    • @ina7168
      @ina7168 Před 4 lety +12

      Asiya Shueb if you are rich and white you can be anything

    • @Shaw4123
      @Shaw4123 Před 4 lety +2

      I Want To Be Filthy Rich!

    • @asiyashueb3108
      @asiyashueb3108 Před 4 lety +3

      Jim Crow it just made it more clear. We all know being president is huge responsibility the fact that this dumb ass cut for it goes over my head.

    • @mahailia3982
      @mahailia3982 Před 4 lety +1

      Ina ! I think you mean orange 🍊

  • @equalprotection
    @equalprotection Před 4 lety +179

    Who else is binge on Meyer, Colbert, Kimmel... to deal with all the Trump...

    • @str8edgerockstar956
      @str8edgerockstar956 Před 4 lety +30

      Exept you forgot Trevor Noah.

    • @belindalee798
      @belindalee798 Před 4 lety

      Fourteenth Amendment :
      👍

    • @philliphamilton4360
      @philliphamilton4360 Před 4 lety

      Yes, common sense

    • @caru3257
      @caru3257 Před 4 lety

      I'm (__insert name_).

    • @TheLubys
      @TheLubys Před 4 lety +4

      It’s the only way to get the news in the era of our cartoon President. Journalists are for real presidents and comedians are for whatever tRump is

  • @aceace8374
    @aceace8374 Před 4 lety +36

    Who calls ur daughter or son he/she a person.

    • @twright3802
      @twright3802 Před 4 lety +8

      I caught that also. No affection at all.

  • @connordanielson56
    @connordanielson56 Před 4 lety +10

    He sounds like my Grandpa when he’s drunk

    • @ClaudiaNW
      @ClaudiaNW Před 4 lety +2

      Trump or the Florida guy? Either would fit!

  • @IHScoutII
    @IHScoutII Před 4 lety +1203

    Trump is the perfect example that you can't fix *stupid* .

    • @the-terminator5682
      @the-terminator5682 Před 4 lety +60

      volcano hi butthurt???

    • @ladylion3545
      @ladylion3545 Před 4 lety +3

      I was thinking the same thing about Hillary and Billy

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen Před 4 lety +16

      @volcano hi got Bernie burns?

    • @Gonzuh
      @Gonzuh Před 4 lety +8

      The-terminator Hes not butthurt hes just right lmao, who hurt you

    • @bshinjp
      @bshinjp Před 4 lety +5

      You can’t be stupid if ur making so much money.

  • @gr8rdan
    @gr8rdan Před 4 lety +510

    That Florida man and Ttump might be twins separated at birth!

    • @mariastewart8810
      @mariastewart8810 Před 4 lety +9

      😬😝😀😀😂 thought the same thing

    • @ISVVVc628
      @ISVVVc628 Před 4 lety +6

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @chaitea2425
      @chaitea2425 Před 4 lety +8

      No, he is way smarter than Trump😰

    • @ftoniaromano6480
      @ftoniaromano6480 Před 4 lety

      Oh Lord, what an idiot.

    • @gr8rdan
      @gr8rdan Před 4 lety +2

      Florida Man and Ttump threw around ideas for the next godzilla movie, more like

  • @alexpolicarpo4344
    @alexpolicarpo4344 Před 4 lety +5

    Lmao!
    I actually thought 💭 about dropping ice in warm water lol

  • @MC-wy2pf
    @MC-wy2pf Před 4 lety +62

    Pence would totally eat dog food if Trump told him to

  • @leetraviusmckay314
    @leetraviusmckay314 Před 4 lety +314

    "he has the memory and skin tone of a gold fish"

    • @RuanAntunes7
      @RuanAntunes7 Před 4 lety +12

      This comment is "Gold" 😂😂😂

    • @hanisaadi
      @hanisaadi Před 4 lety +22

      Colbert made the same joke last night as well

    • @tomb5108
      @tomb5108 Před 4 lety +3

      @@hanisaadi noticed this as well. I think the writers steal from each other pretty often. Kinda sucks.

    • @damionchrist
      @damionchrist Před 4 lety +2

      He also has as much class and the demeanor of a rattlesnake!

    • @benellis9665
      @benellis9665 Před 4 lety

      Colbert did the goldfish one too. But who wrote it?

  • @robertahubert9155
    @robertahubert9155 Před 4 lety +21

    This was a rough two weeks without you or Steven Colbert glad to see you both back

  • @agriperma
    @agriperma Před 4 lety +11

    "I never heard of such a thing, but i knew of it." - the bestest stable genius

  • @community1949
    @community1949 Před 4 lety +9

    Who hasn't heard of the categories of hurricanes? It's all over the weather and news channels morning, noon, and night. What the hell is wrong with the goon in the WH anyway.

    • @bellmeisterful
      @bellmeisterful Před 4 lety

      I know right? HEs so stupid! Just wish he wasnt doing so well at the job...makes it harder for me to be against him.
      How do you do it? Ignore reality? Got any tips?

    • @bellmeisterful
      @bellmeisterful Před 4 lety

      @@community1949 Oh Nancy. I bet youre a smart woman in all other areas. But if your political knowledge is really going to be so flawed and reckless...maybe you should just say, I dont like Trump. And leave it at that. Thats the advice I give many anti Trumpers.
      Cos the moment yall go into detail it all falls apart.
      No, a recession is not looking. Lies from the left. No legitimate financial experts out there are saying that. In fact theyre sayibg the opposite. We can dig into that if youd like.
      Cuddling up with dictators? Theres nothing substantial or relevant or factual about that.
      Just leave detail out, youll always flounder. Unless surrounded by only the like minded.
      Yes Nancy, the econpny is dping well in so many ways you wouldnt evwn believe it. If you did youd claim aliens did it before Trump.
      More people are employed right now than ever in our history. You should know why job numbers are so good.
      Reducing the corp tax rate from 35% to the high average of everyone else at 22% and slashing many costly business regulations.
      Youll want to auto disagree, just be ready to provide alternative reasons. Take your time, use Google. Good luck, youre gonna need it.

    • @community1949
      @community1949 Před 4 lety +1

      My god get a life - and I'll bet you are stupid person in ALL areas especially with this idiot.

    • @billyboy6028
      @billyboy6028 Před 4 lety +1

      @@bellmeisterful You poor thing, swimming upstream in a furious attempt to defend the indefensible. Looks more like you're swimming up a waterfall

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +73

    The reason he doesn't want Tiffany around is that Tiffany said 'NO' to the sweet 16 birthday boob job (there's an article about the incident floating around, can't recall from where though), AND doesn't let him touch her without looking visibly nauseated.

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ Před 4 lety +113

    Good thing he made the decision to stay here and monitor the hurricane.
    *By "stay here and monitor the hurricane", I mean skip work, and play golf.
    🍊⛳🏌️>🌀🌬️💦🌴

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen Před 4 lety +4

      He should go quickly to Alabama 🤭

    • @mariastewart8810
      @mariastewart8810 Před 4 lety +3

      😬😀😀😂😂

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +7

      Frankly, I think it's best just to let him play golf. He has no damn clue what he's doing.

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen Před 4 lety +1

      @@couragekarnga8735 but he's an VERY GOOD golf player, VERY GOOD. I heard.
      And since the president of the United States said that...
      🦄

    • @p.johnkraker2436
      @p.johnkraker2436 Před 4 lety +2

      He was the only one in the White house, working, on Christmas and every other holiday, except when he is visiting the troops in combat zones, as no other president has had the courage to do, save Geo Washington, of course. Your charge is weak and unfounded. Better try something else. Truth is, this president has accomplished more in the face of an unrelenting "Cat 5" blow-back of BS from the Dems, Never Trumper Republicans, and every form of the media from before he took office to this very day, than any other president before him. If you weren't just stupidly bigoted and partisan to the point of voting against your own rights and privileges, you'd have to admit that even you have benefited from his many successes, which is why black Americans are leaving the Democrap plantation to come home to the party that was formed to ensure the rights of black Americans were respected, or didn't you get that far in school?

  • @sieekakhan6761
    @sieekakhan6761 Před 4 lety +35

    "Memory and skin tone of a goldfish"
    Wasnt that Colbert's joke?

    • @MichaelDevaneyOfficial
      @MichaelDevaneyOfficial Před 4 lety +3

      i caught that too. Then was right away disappointed in Kimmel. -- or his writers.

    • @jjpme92un
      @jjpme92un Před 4 lety +1

      @@MichaelDevaneyOfficial A joke that good deserves to be redone -

    • @wormmeade
      @wormmeade Před 4 lety +1

      They are so damn dumb they have to get ghostwriters. You people are so dumb you watch it everyday.

    • @wormmeade
      @wormmeade Před 4 lety

      JG Luxe no joke was actually good. It’s just ridiculous that people believe he’s not smart. He has more conferences, talks to the press more, he’s transparent. He deserves more credit for what he does instead of scoffing at his fumbles

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 Před 4 lety

      JG Luxe So thinking that most late night show hosts are rather dull (except Conan), especially now that all they do is make fun of the low hanging fruit aka Trump, is somehow supporting Trump? They are all repetitve, the audiences are so easily amused, it’s all so fake and too easy to be actually good.

  • @bernadettekhan399
    @bernadettekhan399 Před 4 lety +9

    Florida man in the same gene pool as Trump

  • @ulfaman8927
    @ulfaman8927 Před 4 lety +10

    he was not allowed to go to Poland because noone wanted to hear him claiming there were very fine people on both sides in the wwllconflict

  • @angelparis2189
    @angelparis2189 Před 4 lety +21

    He loves Tiffany as a great person? He didn’t mention that “he loves his DAUGHTER Tiffany as a great person” why?

  • @wearealljustclowns
    @wearealljustclowns Před 4 lety +15

    An interview with Trump about his history as president would be absolute gold

  • @ThompterSHunson
    @ThompterSHunson Před 4 lety +5

    05:26 _and Pence said:_
    _"Woof. Woof."_ 😂😂😂

  • @repoman182
    @repoman182 Před 4 lety +18

    Combating severe weather through actual combat.. GENIUS!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +157

    He often claims to have 'never heard' of things that we have him on tape talking about at an earlier time.
    Eric, for instance.

    • @hodaka1000
      @hodaka1000 Před 4 lety +15

      ....and pornstar hush money

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x Před 4 lety +7

      Hahaha I know right. Doesn't he realize that he's being recorded constantly?
      I bet he thinks that things need said in the past just disappear into the atmosphere.
      It would be scary to see someone edit together everything like that he's said with the clips of him contradicting himself...I wonder how long that video would be??
      I also wonder what would go through his mind if someone showed it to him.

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ Před 4 lety +7

      Put that in the "Trump is Unfit For Office" evidence file.

    • @thegamingbieders432
      @thegamingbieders432 Před 4 lety

      He has the most stressful job in the entirety of the U.S. and he's not allowed to forget things? Try thinking of things from more than one point of view for once, it will help a lot when it comes to truly understanding a situation.

    • @hectorvergon8236
      @hectorvergon8236 Před 4 lety

      Wth

  • @Kenz3
    @Kenz3 Před 4 lety

    That literally idea from Futurama with the ice 😂

  • @gameygamerson2204
    @gameygamerson2204 Před 4 lety

    I fully respect Kimmel for saying this in public with no fear.

  • @Bigtymme
    @Bigtymme Před 4 lety +169

    I'm now convinced that Mike Pence is a robot clone

    • @skbwolverine
      @skbwolverine Před 4 lety +9

      The robot would be more exciting though. Lol.

    • @ohmyblindman
      @ohmyblindman Před 4 lety +3

      He's a golden retriever.

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak Před 4 lety +6

      I'm still waiting for him to answer the reporter's question!

    • @Aurora-FX
      @Aurora-FX Před 4 lety

      GblazeVids it’s called editing idiot

    • @bwright7503
      @bwright7503 Před 4 lety +6

      @@Aurora-FX actually that wasn't edited. He was really asked that question and that was his actual answer. Fact check before you start calling names. Makes you look double stupid.

  • @redrooster1908
    @redrooster1908 Před 4 lety +64

    “Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had.”
    Those are the words of the late Wharton professor William T. Kelley, who had Trump in class.

    • @bungkusi2432
      @bungkusi2432 Před 4 lety +2

      .... And .....
      This is an understatement

    • @seanstamper1459
      @seanstamper1459 Před 4 lety

      Who talks about students that way as a teacher

    • @hassanvalquintero9970
      @hassanvalquintero9970 Před 4 lety +3

      And yet there's people supporting him to be reelected

    • @SquatLight55
      @SquatLight55 Před 4 lety

      Okay, well who’s the school teacher and who’s the billionaire president?...

    • @billyboy6028
      @billyboy6028 Před 4 lety +2

      @@SquatLight55 Prove he's a billionaire. Show us his tax returns. He's hiding them just like he's hiding his school records.

  • @nichosena5942
    @nichosena5942 Před 4 lety +16

    Trump is still looking for the eye of the hurricane and wondering why there is only one not two

  • @THEJOHNiVERSE
    @THEJOHNiVERSE Před 4 lety

    Haha. Nailed him. BTW, I'm the guy who wears the clown wig on the Walk of Fame doing the SnapChats for your "Hope you had a good day at The Jimmy Kimmel Show." I love your show, keep up the good work!

  • @dombak0531
    @dombak0531 Před 4 lety +34

    I’m praying for everything who is feeling the pain that storm! 💔

    • @Unterwelten
      @Unterwelten Před 4 lety +2

      Prayer has proven to be highly effective - never!

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ Před 4 lety +2

      Seeing the videos of the damage is absolutely heartbreaking! Donate whatever you can to The Red Cross, or another organization, to help those who will need it, and pray if it brings you comfort. 😉 💜 👍🏻

  • @BellaDelilahWho
    @BellaDelilahWho Před 4 lety +100

    Pence was trying to remember his lines what he was told to say.

  • @ElChicleSeMePego
    @ElChicleSeMePego Před 4 lety

    That guy was missing, "You know what really grinds mai gears..." before his hurricane complaint XD
    Lmfao ;) you know who I'm referencing.

  • @user-sb6qe4lz6k
    @user-sb6qe4lz6k Před 4 lety +3

    drop ice in the ocean to stop a hurricane 😂😆🤣 this guy is the Donkey of the Decade

  • @Leumasleumas725
    @Leumasleumas725 Před 4 lety +81

    Trump....such a shame for America....

    • @thegamingbieders432
      @thegamingbieders432 Před 4 lety +3

      Yeah, it is such a shame that he brought back the good economy and made north and south korea shake hands. The real shame is that he is one of the best presidents we've ever had and yet it is ruined by democratic propaganda. Why don't we talk about Obama, the guy who gave billions of dollars to terrorists by literally dropping it from the air. But I guess thats not as bad as building a wall to keep ILLEGAL immigrants out of the United States. Grow up.

    • @yonizo2
      @yonizo2 Před 4 lety +1

      fendermaestro who knows he might get to do a second term

    • @paytonprovo8136
      @paytonprovo8136 Před 4 lety

      SRJC Bieder god your ignorant

    • @carlostt7873
      @carlostt7873 Před 4 lety

      @@paytonprovo8136 I dont agree with him either but he isn't ignorant, he knows what hes talking about.

    • @TelikiMouse
      @TelikiMouse Před 4 lety

      @@thegamingbieders432 such shame he caused all these hate attacks to rise exponentially and caused mass division and disorting. Oh wait he is your supreme leader that you put on a deity pedestal.

  • @eddipl5055
    @eddipl5055 Před 4 lety +18

    As a person who studied exact science department, when I see/ hear/ read things like this 0:54 hurts my brain and my fate in humanity. Smh.

    • @anro_gaming
      @anro_gaming Před 4 lety

      science is just a bogus 😎👍

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv Před 4 lety +1

      Admin ANRO that’s exactly what inbreeds say.

    • @eddipl5055
      @eddipl5055 Před 4 lety

      I guess the devices were you show off your ignorance are made by magic.
      Hard science (such as chemistry, physics, or astronomy) that deals with things that can be observed and measured.
      Exact science: a science (such as physics, chemistry, or mathematics ) whose laws are capable of accurate quantitative expression.

  • @unidentifiednobodyabsolute4753

    News headline:
    "Florida man dosent know what he's talking about"
    "Florida man tries to put ice to the ocean, it failed"

  • @thestinger8856
    @thestinger8856 Před 2 lety

    I live in florida so ,im so glad that that, Dorian did not hit!

  • @deejohnston2150
    @deejohnston2150 Před 4 lety +66

    He's never heard of a Dictionary or a Thesaurus either...

    • @johncloois7565
      @johncloois7565 Před 4 lety +5

      @jace sally Apparently.

    • @deejohnston2150
      @deejohnston2150 Před 4 lety +1

      jace sally maybe you should...by the way, I'm not the braindead one. I didn't vote for that useless waste of space.

    • @deejohnston2150
      @deejohnston2150 Před 4 lety +2

      Dianne Lo in book form probably. But anyone who uses a computer can still access them.

    • @soniasg8639
      @soniasg8639 Před 4 lety +3

      @@deejohnston2150 Sorry Dee you can't fix stupid. All Trumpanzees are as bright as the ORANGE WASTE.

    • @deejohnston2150
      @deejohnston2150 Před 4 lety +2

      And by the way @Jace Sally, maybe if your good old boy did look at them once in a while he might sound like he actually has a college education instead of that second grade vocabulary he uses so redundantly.

  • @matthartleyjr9180
    @matthartleyjr9180 Před 4 lety +40

    welcome back Jimmy hope you enjoyed your time away because so much happened when you were gone

  • @nicholasbyram296
    @nicholasbyram296 Před 4 lety

    God Bless the people of the Bahamas...for slowing down and weakening that Hurricane.

  • @GrecoRider
    @GrecoRider Před 4 lety +2

    If Kimmel spent as much time on trying to make his show funnier as he does trying to bash Trump it might be worth watching. He was much better when he was with Adam Corola yelling "Girls on Trampolines!"

  • @kaiwalya3710
    @kaiwalya3710 Před 4 lety +167

    Don't worry guys...!!! MEXICO will pay for Compensation.

    • @danieljohnsson7276
      @danieljohnsson7276 Před 4 lety +10

      Mexico will pay for Greenland.

    • @GR-cf6ng
      @GR-cf6ng Před 4 lety +5

      @@danieljohnsson7276 just like Mexico paid for the wall you mean, right!?!?!

    • @p.johnkraker2436
      @p.johnkraker2436 Před 4 lety

      Just like they have paid for the wall, in so many ways - the latest being the positioning of 6000 Mexican troops on THEIR Southern Border to stop otm's from crossing on their way to illegally emigrate to America. You think that didn't cost Mexico a boatload of money to do that on America's behalf? They blinked and pulled out the checkbook my man.

    • @leo19751984
      @leo19751984 Před 4 lety +2

      Mexico will pay for Pence’s stay in that fancy Trump hotel.

    • @panchito1384
      @panchito1384 Před 4 lety +1

      @@p.johnkraker2436 América?
      Oh mexico is in Africa right?..dump white ass than call usa AMERICA stupid classic guy who never go read stay in Geográfic class

  • @amanmohamed8122
    @amanmohamed8122 Před 4 lety +31

    This is Americas vice president? 😂(omg)

    • @haigshaigains5694
      @haigshaigains5694 Před 4 lety +8

      Richard Blair How is he a terrorist? Stop being a troll just because you didn’t like what Jimmy Kimmel uploaded and how the crowd reacts to it. If you don’t like it... move on. No need to make assumptions on people you don’t know. Grow up and stop using playground behavior.

    • @richsackett3423
      @richsackett3423 Před 4 lety +7

      @@richardblair1869 Shut up and leave our country you racist.

    • @RaeesKhan-cn6wv
      @RaeesKhan-cn6wv Před 4 lety +2

      @@richardblair1869 no I don't think he will

    • @americanmartyr9268
      @americanmartyr9268 Před 4 lety

      @@richardblair1869 *Omar MoHamJob doesn't Look WHITE*
      *nor Christian, to me!!!!!*

    • @amanmohamed8122
      @amanmohamed8122 Před 4 lety +1

      @@richardblair1869 or what? This is my opinion cry baby, ill say whatever i want to say, and don't call me a terrorist cuz im a Muslim or becuase of my comment.

  • @luluharshie3929
    @luluharshie3929 Před 3 lety +1

    The guys nodding next to Trump when he’s talking about category 5 hurricanes are biting their tongues so hard

  • @thekidbilly5398
    @thekidbilly5398 Před 4 lety +4

    The Florida man needs he’s medication😂😂😂

    • @Jonttuf17
      @Jonttuf17 Před 4 lety

      Trump also suggested to send nuclear bomb into a hurricane that is the same league :D

  • @howardkerr8174
    @howardkerr8174 Před 4 lety +32

    At those press conferences Chump is beginning to sound like that poor, lonely, addle-brained old man who lives down the street who never goes out much and who his family no longer cares to visit....BECAUSE HE'S CRAZY.

    • @dixiewalsh9502
      @dixiewalsh9502 Před 4 lety +2

      Howard Kerr no he’s not. You’re the type of guy to call Trump crazy and then support Berne or Joe Biden

    • @howardkerr8174
      @howardkerr8174 Před 4 lety

      @@dixiewalsh9502
      You think you know me, because Republican supporters all have that same knee jerk reaction : Bernie and/or Biden dangerous. Which is laughable since the world sees Chump and McCoward as more dangerous.
      Me? I would be more likely to support Warren and/or Harris. Unlike Chump, they are looking out for the middle class and not Chump's 1% buddies.

    • @dixiewalsh9502
      @dixiewalsh9502 Před 4 lety +1

      Howard Kerr Jesus, Warren is even worse that Biden or Bernie hahaha. I support Trump but I kinda want Yang to win in 2020

  • @leetraviusmckay314
    @leetraviusmckay314 Před 4 lety +146

    "it is the first time a Trump property has ever stayed at a Trump property"

    • @AV-kc2ro
      @AV-kc2ro Před 4 lety

      LeeTravius Mckay savage

    • @ArtGirl82
      @ArtGirl82 Před 4 lety +3

      That was an epic burn, and it's funny because Karen Pence hates Trump's guts, but he has her idiot, lap dog of a husband by the balls lol

    • @darlenethomas4217
      @darlenethomas4217 Před 4 lety

      " " nice 💪👍

  • @videosforthebored3
    @videosforthebored3 Před 4 lety

    3:50 The Poland thing is the best. I enjoy seeing Trump making a fool out of himself with that one.

  • @jakejhons5138
    @jakejhons5138 Před 4 lety +6

    Worlds reaction to Trumps presidency is ‘America we love you but WTF!’

  • @stevenhuang1142
    @stevenhuang1142 Před 4 lety +14

    When did Florida legalize crack?

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x Před 4 lety

      🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏 great comment🏆

  • @michellemaccracken7086
    @michellemaccracken7086 Před 4 lety +141

    How did Kimmel and Colbert both have the same gold fish joke?!? (Monologues) Genuinely curious!

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x Před 4 lety +31

      This isn't the first time. Sometimes it's mixed between Colbert, Meyers, Noah, Kimmel, many times I've heard them all make a similar joke. Plus the orange skin, too easy to compare to goldfish who have long been the butt of memory jokes.

    • @granville7
      @granville7 Před 4 lety +7

      Do their writing teams exchange notes perhaps?

    • @thund3rbolt831
      @thund3rbolt831 Před 4 lety +2

      Michelle MacCracken i noticed that too!

    • @michellemaccracken7086
      @michellemaccracken7086 Před 4 lety

      This was exactly the dance joke though. Weird!

    • @johnnyhunter
      @johnnyhunter Před 4 lety +17

      Michelle MacCracken Put enough comedy writers in any room together and they’re eventually going to come up with the same jokes here and there. Trump’s memory woes plus his skin hue are inevitably ending up at this barb.

  • @thastan4368
    @thastan4368 Před 4 lety +8

    Y’all “voted” for that...

    • @Copilotdave
      @Copilotdave Před 4 lety

      Logan Henifin not siding one way or another but why did you vote him?

    • @emblack4286
      @emblack4286 Před 4 lety

      @Logan Henifin Firmly, as in out of belief. 'Cause it's sure as hell you can't justify your vote on empirical evidence of his competence.

    • @emblack4286
      @emblack4286 Před 4 lety

      @Logan Henifin This is beautiful! You got defensive over a question that could actually help your case.

  • @popranks1981
    @popranks1981 Před 4 lety +3

    This is our president!!!! Great job America!!!!👏👏👏

  • @lovenephtalie6253
    @lovenephtalie6253 Před 4 lety +6

    Trump said in the past 2 years he’s never heard of a category 5 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @sherrillsturm7240
    @sherrillsturm7240 Před 4 lety +13

    "Not many people know this, but there is a hurricane category level 5." Have the Navy drop ice. I howeld out loud!!

    • @Edu_Kate
      @Edu_Kate Před 4 lety

      The immigration people? ICE

  • @guyrogers1208
    @guyrogers1208 Před 4 lety

    That weather guy in florida is a big trump fan.

  • @zortman100
    @zortman100 Před 4 lety +4

    Na bro, u drag ice bergs from Antarctica ...lol then Trump makes margaritas for everyone in cat5

  • @granville7
    @granville7 Před 4 lety +4

    Do you think the guy with the navy ice dropping and air force wind dispersing idea could have come from another place than the US, especially Florida? Is it the education system or what?

    • @Edu_Kate
      @Edu_Kate Před 4 lety

      There's a reason it's called Floriduh.

  • @monalisabarrett7821
    @monalisabarrett7821 Před 4 lety +7

    Lmaooooo why I forgot🤭 Pence even still existed! Thought he quit back in Spring 😮can't keep up this administration

  • @CarsandGuns66
    @CarsandGuns66 Před 4 lety

    Hurricanes Michael, Maria, Andrew, Rita AND Katrina were all category 5

  • @jasrajsinghbhinder5033

    You know theoretically the Florida guy is right. If you cool the water, it reduces storm intensity. Practically though... 😂😂😂😂

  • @jena6587
    @jena6587 Před 4 lety +25

    The guy in the Hawaiian shirt knows. JUST MAKE IT GO THE OTHER WAY!!

    • @TheLubys
      @TheLubys Před 4 lety +2

      Jennifer Anthony - maybe they should create a giant vacuum in space that can suck the storms from the sky🤣

    • @krystalphan8871
      @krystalphan8871 Před 4 lety +1

      @@TheLubys 😂😂😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +44

    0:54
    I guarantee Donnie just jumped on the phone and demanded that they "get that man in my cabinet at any cost!"

  • @thebased111
    @thebased111 Před 4 lety

    Lmaooooooooo I never knew about Tiffany 😂😂

  • @finnshearer1940
    @finnshearer1940 Před 4 lety

    The Florida man examples were terrible but he still makes a good point on why we haven't come up with a reliable way to combat storms.

  • @JeroenVanDenBerg1971
    @JeroenVanDenBerg1971 Před 4 lety +4

    What still strikes me the most, is how on earth it's even possible that there's no one ever to stand up and say: 'Euh, Mr. Trump. That's not entirely true. We've seen plenty of those... you're wrong!' or anything like that. Any reaction at all would do at this point! We're witnessing the downfall of human kind here and we just laugh and smile. God help us all.

  • @magicsantos2681
    @magicsantos2681 Před 4 lety +143

    Woof woof! Mike"the poodle"Pence!🐩 😄😄😉

  • @rhyndawatson4173
    @rhyndawatson4173 Před 4 lety

    Drop ice in the water 🤣🤣🤣

  • @j.a.1599
    @j.a.1599 Před 3 lety

    The Navy ice cube guy for 2020!

  • @ScopeShot
    @ScopeShot Před 4 lety +17

    Hey! You! Random finger scrollin down the comments,
    have a fantastic day!
    Love comin from a small youtuber :D

  • @shunalicekazami
    @shunalicekazami Před 4 lety +127

    what do you expect from a man who doesn't believe in global warming

    • @thegamingbieders432
      @thegamingbieders432 Před 4 lety

      There is no scientific evidence backing global warming, it's a political ploy to gain blind followers.

    • @Shaw4123
      @Shaw4123 Před 4 lety +13

      SRJC Bieder
      Yup and there’s no such thing as climate change 👍 Totally
      We can throw as much trash at earths face as we want with no consequences or weather change with water levels rising or Ice melting no math there !
      Aren’t you smart!

    • @Shaw4123
      @Shaw4123 Před 4 lety +1

      Sandjah
      I’ve seen these man through this comment section
      He’s made racist dumb and sexist statements
      I hope he reply’s to one of the trumps daughter comments

    • @Shaw4123
      @Shaw4123 Před 4 lety +1

      Sandjah
      We The People don’t know how fast we’re really going down none of us do
      I’m just using trash as a example
      I’m not saying it’s THE MAIN REASON the ice caps are melting plus my.. skills aren’t with CACULATING how fast climate change is happening or why it is
      That is a very good Quote
      I’d like to Say 2 that I’ll try to say as accurately as possible
      Every Empire Falls
      When You Break Something You Can Put it Back together but it will never be exactly the same as it was before
      Sandjah
      You are a very straight forward person 👍

    • @Shaw4123
      @Shaw4123 Před 4 lety +2

      SRJC Bieder
      You Are The NEXT DONALD TRUMP

  • @pr0zombieslay3r
    @pr0zombieslay3r Před 4 lety

    that guy talking bout ice in the water been watching too much futurama

  • @leslyrosecruz9595
    @leslyrosecruz9595 Před 4 lety +2

    "...memory and skin tone of a goldfish."
    Epic 😅

  • @bmw98vida
    @bmw98vida Před 4 lety +55

    😂 category 5 never heard of it ... is he 4 reals when Trump says that?

    • @thegamingbieders432
      @thegamingbieders432 Před 4 lety +1

      Is it really that important? Tell me the significance of him saying he's never heard of it and the importance of criticizing him so thoroughly on something so simple.

    • @luciolynx5443
      @luciolynx5443 Před 4 lety +2

      No this oompa loompa is fr when he says stuff like this🤷🏻‍♂️he is more worried about his next round of golf.

    • @richardyork2626
      @richardyork2626 Před 4 lety +11

      @@thegamingbieders432 I'm honestly getting so confused at people still managing to find ways to defend him. There are now hundreds of examples of him saying stupid crap like this. He doesn't fully comprehend what he's saying, just reads words off a page that someone cleverer than him has written. That's why he then contradicts himself all the time because he doesn't know what he's on about and thinks if you say something confidently enough people will lap it up. He's genuinely an idiot.
      If this was his only mistake it wouldn't be a big deal as you said. It's the fact that this is just normal behaviour for him which is the reason people are criticising so thoroughly.

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 Před 4 lety +8

      @@thegamingbieders432
      If he can't even remember something so simple, he shouldn't be president, you moron.

    • @delano62
      @delano62 Před 4 lety +2

      @@thegamingbieders432 Because he says it over and over, even though he has.

  • @ms.demeanors
    @ms.demeanors Před 4 lety +13

    Normal fathers response: "I love(my daughters name) aka Tiffany. Shes made me so very proud. Her academics have been amazing. Shes grown up to be a thoughtful, caring, smart strong woman. She continues each day being the best woman she can be and I support her all the way. What's been reported is not true"
    Trump- "shes a good person"

  • @michaelofsc6021
    @michaelofsc6021 Před 4 lety +1

    Category 5 hurricanes are very rare, we haven't had one hit the US this century, and last century we only had three to hit the US.

    • @billyboy6028
      @billyboy6028 Před 4 lety

      "And the dish ran away with your brain"

    • @michaelofsc6021
      @michaelofsc6021 Před 4 lety +1

      @@billyboy6028
      We had Andrew that hit in 1992, Camille that hit in 1969, and an unnamed storm in 1935 generally called the Labor Day Hurricane. Seems your brain won't let you google.

  • @SK-bw8ek
    @SK-bw8ek Před 3 lety +1

    Education is important

  • @joshualagrimas9555
    @joshualagrimas9555 Před 4 lety +9

    I'm sorry but "Firing a nuclear missile at a hurricane"?, When I first heard that is the most murica phrase I've ever heard.

    • @marenhuwald6384
      @marenhuwald6384 Před 4 lety +2

      At least it takes less time than raking the forests, but please don´t breathe after the missile fell. Unless you die of cacer living near a wind power station.

  • @kinshutiwari6976
    @kinshutiwari6976 Před 4 lety +14

    1:35 Say Hi to the next President of The US

  • @ata_473
    @ata_473 Před 4 lety +2

    Harvard physics grad right there! "Drive the planes to make the air go the opposite way". That man should be the next president, he knows how to stop let alone what category 5 hurricane is.

  • @ifailedenglish5974
    @ifailedenglish5974 Před 4 lety

    Irma struk me as a category 5 hurricane lmaoo. Had no power for 3months and no internet for 6.